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Speaker 1: My own parents disowned my children, and now I'm getting revenge.

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Speaker 2: What did the children do? I'm like, what is worthy

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Speaker 2: of being disowned?

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Speaker 1: You know? You spilt your juice on Grandma's special chair,

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Speaker 1: so now you're it was a special chair. It was

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Speaker 1: eight in the family, was grandma generations? You dropped one

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Speaker 1: of my vintage plates. I don't even know if plates

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Speaker 1: are vintage.

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Speaker 2: But I think the kids stop listening to Andrew Tait

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Speaker 2: and Grandma is a big Tait taint.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, that is a plot twist, plot twist, that's the

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Speaker 1: right a story I would read. I thirty two female,

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Speaker 1: have been with my wife, Ava, thirty four female for

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Speaker 1: eight years now, but we've been married for five. She

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Speaker 1: was a single mom of three kids. When we started dating.

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Speaker 1: She had two daughters now ten and twelve, and a

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Speaker 1: son now sixteen. Okay, now I've watched these kids grow up.

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Speaker 1: I read them bedtime stories, do bathtime, first day of school,

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Speaker 1: pta meetings, all of it.

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Speaker 2: But is she doing bedtime stories with the voices? That's important,

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Speaker 2: you know. I I think if you don't do the voices,

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Speaker 2: you basically not reading the story.

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Speaker 1: You're not and you're basically not family you're not family

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Speaker 1: grounds for something. It's in the contract, the family contract. Now,

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Speaker 1: I very much consider them to be my kids. And

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Speaker 1: they've been calling me mom for almost six years.

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Speaker 2: It's a long time now, my brother, I you know,

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Speaker 2: when when the when the girl you're dating calls you

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Speaker 2: daddy for at least six months, that means something. How

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Speaker 2: kids call you mommy for six years that means something too.

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Speaker 2: I mean that jump though, if if you if you're yeah,

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Speaker 2: you said that.

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Speaker 3: We're family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, need need to be marked as it dependent on

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Speaker 1: my taxes. My brother I've been twenty eight male, just

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Speaker 1: had a baby girl with his fiance Sarah twenty seven

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Speaker 1: and female. I love my niece and my kids adore

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Speaker 1: their cousin. My kids have been the only grandchildren of

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Speaker 1: the family since Ave and I got together, and there's

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Speaker 1: never been a moment where the kids and my wife

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Speaker 1: were treated like they don't belong. My brother is their uncle,

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Speaker 1: my mom and dad are their nana and pop. The

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Speaker 1: kids see my family as their family, and I always

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Speaker 1: thought they felt the same way.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I thought like everything was good.

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Speaker 1: But maybe not, maybe they want to sacrifice them like

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Speaker 1: in three hundred yes, have you are you strong enough

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Speaker 1: or like.

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Speaker 2: The Aztecs, I want your heart you know.

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Speaker 1: That was another great impression of the session, the heartbeat.

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Speaker 1: I never would have predicted that. One the kids and

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Speaker 1: I were over at my brother's house just hanging out,

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Speaker 1: and my parents ended up dropping by with some gifts

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Speaker 1: for my niece.

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Speaker 3: For my new baby niece.

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Speaker 1: I even laughed when he saw the toys and told

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Speaker 1: our mom and dad.

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Speaker 3: That they were gonna end up spoiling her rotten.

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Speaker 1: My mom said, since my niece was their first grandchild,

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Speaker 1: of course they would spoil her. Curious, right, you're you're debating, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean just the way the way it's said, though,

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Speaker 1: is kind of wild. First grandchild, child by blood though, yeah,

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Speaker 1: by blood. But it's like, would you say it like

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Speaker 1: like if these kids I've been in the family for

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Speaker 1: six years, basically.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I guess it's weird. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Sam is pro grandparents on this one. I'm not like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: pro bro Yeah, but it doesn't feel like a huge

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Speaker 1: like slight to me. Yeah, yeah, at least at this point. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll see how it goes down. Yeah, my kids and

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Speaker 1: I were sitting in the living room and all of

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Speaker 1: us including my youngest daughter, looked hurt when she realized

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Speaker 1: what my mom had said. My son and my twelve

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Speaker 1: year old didn't fully react to it, but I could

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Speaker 1: tell that it bothered the both.

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Speaker 3: Of them too.

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Speaker 1: Sarah spoke up and said, oh, you mean first grandbaby.

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Speaker 1: Oh you mean first grandbaby, not first grandchild. But then

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Speaker 1: my dad shook his head and replied that my niece

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Speaker 1: was their true first grandchild.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's true.

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Speaker 3: That's true. First.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's that's crossing the line. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like a kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also also with them in the room too, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: why I was like, I don't know about you, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a blood baby, blood baby.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want my kids to listen to any more

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Speaker 1: of this, so I hated my son the keys and

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Speaker 1: told him to wait in the car with his sisters.

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Speaker 1: When they were gone, I asked my parents why the

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Speaker 1: hell they said my kids were not their grandchildren. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good question, good question, And my mom replied that they

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Speaker 1: couldn't be their grandchildren because they weren't really my children.

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Speaker 2: Would you say that about an adopted kid?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, if someone is adopted it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's my kid, so like, oh, that's my adopted guardian.

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Speaker 2: If I I'm human, are they a dido p adopt

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Speaker 2: the kids?

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Speaker 3: I believe. Oh that's a good question.

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Speaker 1: I don't know a hundred percent if they're officially like

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Speaker 1: legally adopted, but definitely like they've been.

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Speaker 3: Calling her mom for six years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean, that's that's pretty that's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I were going to be hosting Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: at our house, but I told my parents that they

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Speaker 1: I told my parents, if they didn't view my kids

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Speaker 1: as family, then they could just host a meal at

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Speaker 1: their own house where their real family could spend a

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Speaker 1: holiday with them. Yo, damn ultimatum. Yeah, gotta get stuff

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Speaker 1: like this turkey, Granny. That came out the wrong way.

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Speaker 3: I realized that as I was speaking it.

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving more like I'm gonna be giving it to you

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna say, thanks Granny.

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Speaker 3: Where do I put all of this hot, steamy gravy.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, I'll drizzle it on you that that coochie. Here

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Speaker 2: I go, Granny. You know Granny needs it. Granny needs

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Speaker 2: all the lubrications you can get.

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Speaker 3: Her vagina is dry. I less a haara the sahara.

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Speaker 1: I left before they could say anything else to me

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Speaker 1: and my wife, and I reiterated to the children that

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Speaker 1: they will always be my kids and I will always

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Speaker 1: be their mom, regardless of DNA. My brother is pissed

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Speaker 1: at me now because he thinks I reacted too harshly

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Speaker 1: and that I should try to see where my parents

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Speaker 1: are coming from.

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Speaker 2: Where are they coming from? They're coming from Assholary.

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Speaker 3: Well, hey, hey, come on, you were in their corner

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Speaker 3: at first.

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Speaker 2: It's easy. I'm okay with them saying, oh, it's our first,

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Speaker 2: like you know, grandchild or or you know or or

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Speaker 2: grand baby or whatever. Right, But like when the kid says,

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Speaker 2: oh you being grand baby, they're like, oh, sorry, that's

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Speaker 2: what we meant. That's what you say. You don't double

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Speaker 2: down and be like you're not our kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're not family.

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Speaker 1: You're just a I understand, like the slip of the

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Speaker 1: tongue or yeah, you're just a meat bag that shows

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Speaker 1: up to my house. You have you have flesh, bones, air,

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Speaker 1: no soul.

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Speaker 3: Is related to me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why would I treat you with any respects?

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't you should be uh oh, what's it what's

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Speaker 2: what's the uh uh oh what what's the thing? You

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Speaker 2: should be not inconvenient truth? You should be my proposed

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Speaker 2: what is that.

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Speaker 3: I don't?

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Speaker 2: A Modest Proposal was a essay made in like eighteen

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Speaker 2: something where this guy, I think for what was his

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Speaker 2: name Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift. It was an essay

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Speaker 2: and basically he was like, yo, I know there's a

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Speaker 2: lot of economic problems right now. I have a simple solution.

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Speaker 2: Let's just eat all the babies. And it was like

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Speaker 2: it was satis satirical, but like people took him seriously

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Speaker 2: and there was like outrage and then some people were like, oh,

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Speaker 2: like it kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, like the Orville with the UFOs,

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Speaker 1: people thought it was people way too globle.

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Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, Bro, read a book, read a book.

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Speaker 1: My mom texted me saying that she and my dad

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Speaker 1: love the kids, but they still aren't their grandchildren, and

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Speaker 1: she hopes that we could come to understand because she

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to ruin my niece's first Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: Brown they keep, they just keep.

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Speaker 1: Like all she would say is like I love them,

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Speaker 1: you know, their family.

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Speaker 2: It's such an easy like that penalty, But they just

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Speaker 2: keep they just keep doing it.

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Speaker 1: I've replied back, I meant what I said, but I'm

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Speaker 1: worried that I might be reacting too harshly.

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Speaker 3: Am I the a hole? No? I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't think ops a hole. Yeah, I think I

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Speaker 2: like honest mistake with like oh, our first grandchild, But

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Speaker 2: the double down and the quadruple down, yeah, does not

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Speaker 2: make it.

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Speaker 3: Keep doing it, which is like the crazy part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, I just like, but it's an easy acknowledge,

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Speaker 2: like just like like what what's it to them?

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Speaker 3: Literally? Like what? Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Why they should do it? Is they want to like

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Speaker 2: they want to include like they should want to include

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Speaker 2: these other kids, Yeah, in the family dynamic as effectively

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Speaker 2: they are.

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Speaker 3: They're there. See this is making sound is literally just dying.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god,