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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a.

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Speaker 1: Guess to my home. You gotta come to be empty.

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Speaker 3: And.

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Speaker 1: I said, no, guests, your own presence is presence. And

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Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff. So how did you

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts, sim Bridger winneger, Um,

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Speaker 3: it's you and me. Here's my voice. Hopefully you're sitting there,

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Speaker 3: uh fire roaring. Maybe there's a blanket over your knees.

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Speaker 3: It's hard for me to say due to the just

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Speaker 3: the constraints of this medium, but I hope you're comfortable,

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Speaker 3: because I'm very excited. I have a guest here today

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Speaker 3: who I just truly adore, beyond all else, one of

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Speaker 3: the funniest people walking the planet, Langan Kingsley. Langan, Welcome

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Speaker 3: to the show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Am I allowed to speak now?

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Speaker 3: Langan? The code of silence has been broken?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great? How long are you I'm doing? Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: glad to finally be a guest on the podcast, finally,

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Speaker 2: since it seems like I was sort of last on

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Speaker 3: Well, you were forgotten and just kind of pushed aside. Yeah, actually,

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you're just gonna start firing from moment

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Speaker 3: one firing. I would love to get into this with you.

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Speaker 3: I emailed you months ago, but this something I think

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Speaker 2: Form of communication between friends email.

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Speaker 3: This is something I need to get into you with.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you like the forum. Yes, of course

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Speaker 3: like electronic communication as you and I are have very

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Speaker 3: different philosophies. It's not my fartec What is your general

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Speaker 3: do you? Is your email inbox just littered with unready emails?

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Speaker 3: What's what's happening over there?

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Speaker 3: Because I have I feel very tidy, not as tidy

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Speaker 3: that psychotic. I mean, it is psychotic. It's totally insane.

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Speaker 3: But you're going to hear back from me. Lancoln Kingsley

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Speaker 2: Well, I have experimented with inbox zero out at times

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Speaker 2: And then oh and then this is also a problem

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Speaker 3: But have you ever used nkel, GKEL anything never, so

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Speaker 2: It would definitely simplify my life in ways I am

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Speaker 3: Right, But maybe you feel like on the other side

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Speaker 2: then I've lost my physical calendar before. This is not

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Speaker 2: We just have so many modes of communication these days.

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Speaker 2: I'll say it, Well, look, we're your phones black mirror.

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Speaker 2: We've all seen it exactly, We're living black mirror. We thought,

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Speaker 2: you know, Pom Pilot was the end of our problems.

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Speaker 3: It was just the beginning us. A little while ago,

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Speaker 3: We haven't even gotten back to them. The root of this,

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Speaker 3: Bravo, Bravo. Apologies to And I was going to say.

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Speaker 2: One of your closest personal effluends, how dare you refer

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Speaker 3: This is actually a huge thing for me. Actually, we've

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Speaker 3: I have so many friends who I love and adore,

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Speaker 3: I think I hate women. Let's isolate that audio and

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Speaker 2: It's a chicken and egg. I think. I think small

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Speaker 2: I think it's yeah. I think it's just some people

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Speaker 3: The party is called all White Girls and Gays. Never Forget.

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Speaker 2: Is the men? The idea was everyone were white. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Yes, for sure, I don't have but I think I

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Speaker 3: We both visited the same on my recommendation. You visited it.

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Speaker 3: You could say that to anyone walking on the sidewalk

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Speaker 3: Was there? Anything deeply untrue that she sent you?

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Speaker 2: She said she had some romantic kind of things. She

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Speaker 2: And I knew that that was not true, but I

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Speaker 2: But she also said things like I was going to

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Speaker 3: Well that's what I'm getting to. I mean there was

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Speaker 2: Yes, but to be fair, you sent me an invitation,

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Speaker 2: Yes. Do you do this little artifice every times?

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Speaker 3: I certainly do.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is for you. If I this was specifically selected,

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Speaker 3: Well some of us, don't, you know. I don't have

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Speaker 2: That's t really, it might even yeah, firework, and there's

443
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Speaker 2: you know, yeah, the yellow paper.

444
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Speaker 3: Right, I mean this could be a baby chick for

445
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 3: all I know. Well, yes, well, let me open.

446
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,719
Speaker 2: This up, okay, yeah, and tell me, because again I

447
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 2: am so respectful of the roles of your podcast. I

448
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: want to just make sure we're on. Can you get

449
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 2: that I'm gonna I'm going.

450
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 3: To reach in here. I have to sit the noise

451
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 3: on the micro buff here, just get that crumple, destroy

452
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 3: some car speakers and oh okay, so there's more that's

453
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: just yeah, and then there's oh, this is we're getting

454
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Speaker 3: to the gifts.

455
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 2: So yeah, I would pull it out, and I.

456
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 3: Know there's nothing left in here. That's it.

457
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: There's only one gift. Calm, calm down. Okay, So okay,

458
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 2: then could you read the sticker store I bought? This

459
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: is the name of this. There's a store.

460
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Speaker 3: I have never heard of this store.

461
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 2: It's been open for four months. I can tell you

462
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: all about it.

463
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 3: Okay. There's a sticker on the tissue. I haven't opened

464
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 3: the U because it was there's more tissue around the

465
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 3: gift from the package, but there's a sticker holding it together.

466
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 3: That is restrained whimsy, which I cannot imagine any business

467
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 3: being called.

468
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 2: Restrained voluntarily filing paperwork.

469
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 3: But they've done it. And now I'm going to open

470
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 3: this and this could change everything, change this could send

471
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 3: me down a dark path. So let's open it up.

472
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 3: Oh boy, what is this?

473
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Speaker 2: This is?

474
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Speaker 3: Okay, so I need to describe it seems to be

475
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,239
Speaker 3: some sort of like a piece of original artwork, an

476
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 3: original artwork on a thick cardboard. It's like a twelve

477
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Speaker 3: by would you say ten inches twelve ten or yeah,

478
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 3: I don't know. It doesn't matter to the.

479
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 2: Larger than a sheet of printer paper.

480
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 3: But it's a some sort of painting of two little,

481
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 3: obviously whimsical characters, line drawings, and then there's a what

482
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 3: I believe is a poem. Should I read the poem,

483
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Speaker 3: I would. I think it would be a mistake. Not

484
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: all right. In my dream, the angel said give up

485
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Speaker 3: your attachments, and I said, the only thing keeping me here,

486
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 3: and she leaned over and whispered, maybe here is not

487
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 3: where you're supposed to be anymore. I need to read

488
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 3: the silent my brain to try to make sense of it.

489
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 3: It just also, what is the title of it? It's

490
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Speaker 3: titled wait is it on the back?

491
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:09,239
Speaker 1: No?

492
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: No, no, it's sound at the bottom of the Oh.

493
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 3: The title is attachment attachment, which did not even register

494
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Speaker 3: for me as a title of anything.

495
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Speaker 2: So I just want you to imagine a huge box

496
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: of many of drawings like this, with different poems on

497
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 2: that right and different figure strawn and I had a

498
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 2: hard time narrowing in on which one to get you.

499
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Speaker 2: There was one that said I think, There was one

500
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Speaker 2: that said to do list drink wine. That was one

501
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Speaker 2: that I thought.

502
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Speaker 3: About the h and but this one I particularly enjoyed

503
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 3: because I feel like the message is a bit dark

504
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 3: and it's sort of saying kill yourself. It kind of is. Yeah,

505
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 3: maybe here is not where you're supposed to be anymore. Yes,

506
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 3: you've like tried all other options and this is the

507
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Speaker 3: end of the life.

508
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 2: There is another one that said, sometimes you sometimes you

509
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,959
Speaker 2: get to the edge of the cliff and you decide

510
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 2: to jump off, and sometimes you decide to get a

511
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Speaker 2: mintship by creat is there made by.

512
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: Neither of those is like a therapy in doors behavior?

513
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, But neither is starting a podcast.

514
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 3: Until now, it's been enormously helpful for me. I feel

515
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 3: like my anxiety has melted away. Start different for living

516
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 3: a worry worry freas.

517
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: I might become who you need to be.

518
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 3: Ask anyone I interact with, I'm cool as a cucumber.

519
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 3: I want to turn it over and just get some

520
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 3: more details.

521
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 2: So this is a I haven't even read this part

522
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 2: because all I saw was the front.

523
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 3: Okay, so I need to know apologize to the author

524
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 3: of this because it's not a poem, it's a story.

525
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 3: I don't want to criticize anyone. I don't know that

526
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 3: there was a beginning or an end to what I

527
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 3: just read, but that's fine. Yes, it felt more to

528
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: me like a poem.

529
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 2: I would say it also felt like a poem or

530
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 2: perhaps a quote.

531
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 3: But sometimes a poem is a story, and sometimes a

532
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 3: story is a quote. Oh, of course, sometimes a quote

533
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 3: is a poem.

534
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm no professor. I do think this is

535
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 2: a piece of art that it reminds me of like

536
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: cards sold at my mom would go to a lot

537
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 2: of co op grocery stores in Portland, Oregon, where I

538
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: grew up, and this feels very in keeping with that.

539
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 2: Or it's sort of early nineties, is that?

540
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Speaker 3: Do you do?

541
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Speaker 2: You know?

542
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,719
Speaker 3: The what were the who was that? Maxine author illustrator,

543
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 3: not Mexine. It was more cutesy. It's Mary like Ingle soh.

544
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: Yes, you gave me a mug. Oh that's right.

545
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

546
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,959
Speaker 2: It's kind of in that territory, in that vein, but

547
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: a little more quirky.

548
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

549
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 3: This is a little bit more more Portland, more Portland.

550
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: It's like you kind of have it in a house

551
00:28:59,200 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: with a lot of.

552
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: Tapestries, yes, and you're more things about why.

553
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like an earth the feel to it.

554
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's anti.

555
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: Very mud and something your aunt's house. Yes, absolutely has

556
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: strong divorce vibes.

557
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is someone like just they're starting over.

558
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: And I am obsessed with the stores like this that

559
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: are just gift stores that So this is a gift

560
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: store in Studio City.

561
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 3: You went to Studio City, I know, huge brag.

562
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: And it's owned by a man named Brian. But when

563
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: I saw the name, I just saw the name restrained

564
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: whimry because I thought, oh, I'm going to go to

565
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 2: a thrift store and get your gifts off an exchange.

566
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 3: And I will just say you're an excellent thrifter.

567
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. Well, we care about the environment, you know.

568
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: And LA has fantastic thrift stars and some really horrible

569
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: and some bad ones too.

570
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 3: You got to watch out.

571
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: You have to be careful. You can't be too careful.

572
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: Can get one time I got, I got kind of

573
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: host of a thrift store. I got a lamp. It's

574
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: in my dining room still to this day. And the guy,

575
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: he very enthusiastically plugged it in and was like, it works.

576
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: And then it wasn't until I got it home that

577
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: I realized there was no light switch, so the only

578
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: way to turn it on and.

579
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 3: Oh no, wait, can you buy one of those little

580
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 3: things with the switch on it? Like an extender.

581
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: Probably, but I haven't.

582
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 3: I'm going to recommend one of those.

583
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: Okay, but to the podcast listeners.

584
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 3: Podcast listeners, if you have a similar lamp or something

585
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 3: else without a switch, you can buy an extra switch.

586
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 2: Perhaps this is the way to court a sponsor.

587
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 3: Oh, I would love to get the kind of power

588
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 3: chord community on this podcast. Just Electricians reach out Place, home, depot, lows,

589
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera. Okay, so you're in Studio City,

590
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 3: headed towards a thrift store.

591
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: Well, yes, I was thinking, and then I saw this

592
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 2: star restrained Whimsy.

593
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 3: And that's you're slamming on the brain.

594
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 2: There are no words that I've spoken more to a

595
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,959
Speaker 2: gift to buy for printer or winegar than something from

596
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 2: restrained Whimsy. And I was hoping it would be the

597
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 2: type of star. Maybe they sold some sort of merch

598
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: with restrained whimsy.

599
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 3: Course a tankin me and my restrained whimsy tankini just

600
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 3: strolling down the bordalk. I just love it because it's

601
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 3: whimsical but not too Yeah, you have to have some control.

602
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: But it's been there for four months. It was opened

603
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 2: by this man named Brian who wrapped it so beautifully,

604
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 2: and there was some in the wall I had not.

605
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 2: He was like, I love these. Sometimes I just go

606
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: through and it's like which one speaking to me? And

607
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: he was formerly a stylust And then this is a

608
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: lovely little gift stores said, wonderful there stop by restrained whimsy.

609
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I've got this beautiful piece of art

610
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: that we're just glowing me speaking of us. They do

611
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 3: have nice candles children. No, this is a I mean,

612
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 3: this is an excellent gift. This is like if you

613
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 3: let's say Mother's Day as.

614
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 2: A perfect mother's day.

615
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, Maybe a friend is going through a divorce

616
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 3: and they need a little extra push, a little something

617
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 3: that makes them confuses their mental state in a way

618
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 3: that's like I don't know where to turn.

619
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: I will say, I will be personally offended if this

620
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: is not hanging in your in your home. The next

621
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: time I am in your.

622
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: I'm going to have to find some sort of temporary

623
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 3: wall hanging that I can throw this up every time

624
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: you're on the way.

625
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: Please do Maybe.

626
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 3: This could hang about the dog's bit.

627
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: I think it's a good kitchen, right, I would say,

628
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: I think it's a good piece for the kitchen.

629
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 3: Yes, this guy, uh, the kitchen counter material. Even in the.

630
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: Kitchen counter material absolutely put.

631
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 3: That behind a bottle of chardonnay.

632
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: There was one about bacon cookies to it.

633
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: Woh see this for me? I mean basically does just

634
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 3: work on a non That's what well, that's what I felt.

635
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 3: If I bought that one it would be too on

636
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 3: the nose. And this one I just liked the confusion

637
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 3: of the bessage. But I also thought maybe I should

638
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: buy you a bit of a troll.

639
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 2: I thought about buying you like a.

640
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 3: Pot, like a piece of cookware, a piece of cookware,

641
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 3: not the drug, because I one time went over to your.

642
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 2: House and you right to boil water.

643
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 3: God bless dog sitting for me?

644
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: No, this was not I don't think this was dog.

645
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 3: So were you just there to I?

646
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 2: And I was on the rack having terrible cramps. I

647
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: really wanted a cup of tea? Is it okay to

648
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: talk about menstruation on this?

649
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: I mean, we started this podcast, but I did reveal

650
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 3: I hate women, and of course obviously anything to do

651
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 3: with is not allowed top reasons to hate that, So

652
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 3: all of this will be kind of beeped out way

653
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 3: that's tasteful.

654
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 2: But and so I you know, a cup of hot

655
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 2: tea makes you feel better, And you were you were

656
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 2: throwing open cabinets searching for a pot in which I

657
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: could boil water, and you had nothing.

658
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 3: I have a frying in. That is it. This is

659
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 3: a you bake. I know I do bake. And this

660
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 3: is actually a recurring topic on this show, which I

661
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 3: just almost every episode.

662
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 2: Oh well, I wouldn't now say, I guess I'm so late.

663
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 2: I guess I'm so late in the game that it's

664
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Speaker 2: been talked to death.

665
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 3: No, this is just something that I do need to

666
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 3: solve the problem, because I mean, at this point, people

667
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 3: are going to be listeners are going to be frustrated

668
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 3: with me the fact that I don't own any cookware.

669
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 3: The last few weeks, I've been online doing some research

670
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 3: about cookware, and of course have received no good answers.

671
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 3: I don't know what sort of cookware to even buy.

672
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: I will forward you some information. My friend works for

673
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 2: the Wirecutter and all their cookware.

674
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 3: I want something affordable.

675
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: Is this also a recurring theme on the podcast Frugality

676
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: Less so?

677
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 3: But I'm sure it's come up. Yes, I've certainly come

678
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 3: up in the past, maybe even on the first episode.

679
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 3: I feel, and then from there on I've just this

680
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 3: is definitely something I just struggle with constantly, is spending

681
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 3: money on anything but cookware, especially because and this is

682
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 3: actually I think mildly justified. I don't know if I'm

683
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 3: going to.

684
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: Actually you don't. You don't cook.

685
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 3: I would like to, but I'm like, what if I try,

686
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 3: and it's just not for me?

687
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: I think you start We can talk more about this,

688
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: but I think you start with some simple basics and

689
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 2: things that you can eat, you know, because you don't

690
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 2: need a lot, and especially if you're starting out, you

691
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 2: just need basic things, and then start with those and

692
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: see if you can make a few recipes.

693
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 3: It's all about that initial investment. For me, that's very scary.

694
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 2: There's a lot of good cookwear too. At the thrift

695
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 2: stars Valet, I've gotten an astonishing amount of stainless y'all

696
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: really stock pots.

697
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I will buy almost anything from a thrift

698
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 3: store outside of underwear a swimsuit of course, no tank,

699
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 3: no tank. And then, for some reason, cook war scares

700
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: me mildly.

701
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 2: I understand, because you think, what if math has been made?

702
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 3: What if meth or what if like you know, human

703
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: flesh or what if like some some sort of lunatic

704
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 3: has been hauled off to jail and all of the

705
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: whatever he was, you know, kind of hannibal lecturing or

706
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 3: what have you.

707
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: I think you're right, But I have a salad spinner

708
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 2: from Goodwell.

709
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 3: And that said, I do buy mugs from thrift stores

710
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 3: all the time, so.

711
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 2: That could have been. They could have been drinking full.

712
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 3: Of bloody full draculus with cats like Luca cookware. That

713
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 3: sounds like a brand of cook Luca Cookware. I love

714
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 3: to cook.

715
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 2: It's wait, well, I don't want to be yammering on

716
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 2: about cookware if this is what everyone has talked about.

717
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 3: No, No, we've definitely not gott into This is the

718
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 3: first time I've revealed this is an exclusive to this episode,

719
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 3: that I've been doing some online research for cook okay,

720
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 3: and so this.

721
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: Is a step in the arc.

722
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone just gasped.

723
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 2: Voted listeners of this as of yet unreleased podcast.

724
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 3: You do cook a decent amount.

725
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 2: I do. I have not the past year, just because

726
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 2: my life is consumed with driving to Converson and yes,

727
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: but I do like cooking. I enjoy it. It feels,

728
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: you know.

729
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 3: Is there anything in particular you like to cook any

730
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 3: quisite sort of cuisine you enjoy cooking most or is

731
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 3: it just kind of free for all?

732
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 2: I think it's a free for all. I think I'm

733
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 2: not a great baker because I lack precision, as evidenced

734
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: by my email habits. I have a bit of a

735
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 2: d D. And so I just sometimes I'm like wow, whoops. Yeah,

736
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 2: And so I like things where you can sort of

737
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 2: mess up and then.

738
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: You know, soup got a super this is your improv

739
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 3: roots exact coming.

740
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: You see me. Training extends to the kitchen.

741
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: Wow.

742
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing a lot of reflecting on the fact.

743
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: That Okay, so you're yeah, I think I've tried cooking.

744
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 3: I've cooked scrambled eggs. That's essentially doesn't count. No, Yeah,

745
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 3: we've talked enough about cooking. I want to talk to

746
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 3: you a little bit about gifts.

747
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

748
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 3: I do enjoy getting a gift. I do you do

749
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 3: enjoy getting a gift. It's not like I like for me.

750
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 3: I do struggle on some level, just like I I

751
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 3: worry about the person buying it for me. I don't

752
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 3: like that people have gone out of their way this

753
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 3: sort of thing. But you just kind of it works.

754
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: It works for me. I mean sometimes I get bad

755
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 2: gifts and then I feel an emotional weight to what

756
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: do I do with it? Sure, but I do enjoy

757
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 2: getting gifts.

758
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 3: And have you gotten any particularly horrible gifts?

759
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 2: Hmmm? Oh, I can talk about this my mom so

760
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 2: similar to this piece of art. This is a huge

761
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 2: point of contention. My mom sometimes has great taste and things, sure,

762
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 2: and sometimes that extends to the other extreme whet. Like

763
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: one time we were at this store in Portland that

764
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 2: was sort of the clothing store equivalent of her strained whimsy,

765
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 2: and there was like a cloth hat with a lot

766
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: of lace, but it wasn't it wasn't a functional hat.

767
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 3: It was sort of a close like a very picture

768
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 3: oh oh no, small room has never worked on anything.

769
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it had sort of lace and buttons, and

770
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 2: she was like, this is adorable. You need to buy it,

771
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 2: And eventually I just held on to it forever. Well

772
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: I hope she doesn't. She'll probably listen to this, but

773
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 2: that's okay. I still have it. But she gave me

774
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 2: a gift for Christmas or she was like, I'm so

775
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 2: excited to give you this. I saw it, I thought

776
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: of you. Oh, keep in mind at the point she's

777
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: giving me this gift. I am a thirty three year

778
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: old single woman living in Los Angeles and one of

779
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: the things I have found my you know, niche in

780
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 2: which you know, is there's a cat colony that lives

781
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 2: outside my apartment and I feed the stray cats.

782
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 3: They're living on top of a car, they're living beneath.

783
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: It in my roommate and I sort of look after them.

784
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 2: And yes, I mean Frankie does a lot. Was sort

785
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 2: of co parent, but in various forms of being stray

786
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 2: or feral. And she bought me a painting. She's like,

787
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: we found this artist, or like she and my dad

788
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 2: were somewhere and she like presents it to me. It

789
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: is one of it was in a black frame. It's

790
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 2: also colors that I don't respond to, like intense reds,

791
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 2: oranges and passionate. And it's called nine Cats and it's

792
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: just nine different drawings. I would say the artist is

793
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: very similar. I think she's a very but it reminded me.

794
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: Do you remember that book The Stinky Cheese Man.

795
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was it's almost like what later became the

796
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 3: Einstein Bagels Corporation, kind of their general brandingness.

797
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 2: And I was in that vein.

798
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,439
Speaker 3: It's a very nineteen ninety five like a cat.

799
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sort of similar to like a cat with

800
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 2: a smokestack coming. And I just I didn't even know

801
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 2: what to say because I was like, I cannot hang this.

802
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 3: What did she did she give this to you while

803
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 3: you were in Portland?

804
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 2: Was this important?

805
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: Because it wasn't like male to you in a giant envelow.

806
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: No.

807
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 2: And then she says, she's like, if you don't like it,

808
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: let me and I, oh, no, that's always a mistake

809
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 2: with my mother. And I think I was like, I

810
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: don't know if I like this, and then she's like, no,

811
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: that's fine, that's fine. And that has brought it up

812
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: every conversation.

813
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 3: And what I mean, what is the conversation?

814
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 2: She just says, I showed that painting to more people

815
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 2: and they said it was great. And do you say,

816
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 2: I don't, well disagree. I have now agreed to take

817
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 2: the painting. Oh, your kid actually broke you down. Yeah,

818
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 2: of course.

819
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 3: I will say that everything you've just described sounds very

820
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 3: similar to the way me inviting you on this podcast once.

821
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 2: It was the gift.

822
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 3: I did not want a lot of hinting around, so.

823
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 2: I you you had invited, but also again I don't.

824
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 2: I'm not good with the emails. So perhaps we're concurrently

825
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 2: thinking something that it was like marriage. You know, at

826
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: a certain point you just need to have that.

827
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: You just need to need couples therapists. We don't have wares.

828
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 2: Well, doctor Miranda, I don't know doctor with doctor wipinall.

829
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 2: That's a character from a little short we made together.

830
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's now in your life, where's in your house?

831
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: Well, it's still importantly I have to see at some

832
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: point collect and really accept it. I mean I did,

833
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 2: but then I got a new car and I drive

834
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 2: it back down from probably my mom said, you forgot

835
00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 2: the cat painting. Anyway, there's this is hanging out for

836
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 2: my head.

837
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 3: Maybe you can go in your childhood bedroom or something. Yeah,

838
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 3: I don't know that. I do think that that. I

839
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 3: think most people know this, that giving a piece of decor,

840
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 3: a piece of furniture, this sort of thing, clothing, clothing

841
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 3: a little less so because it's it depends on what

842
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 3: it is, right, but it is a display.

843
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 2: Oh that's not for uh have something to put out.

844
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 2: So like what I gave you, Yes, you're you're basically burdening. Yeah,

845
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: it's a burden, that's exactly. It's a challenge that was

846
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 2: exactly with this. And I do think that this is

847
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 2: not something you are. You have a very good taste.

848
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I appreciate that. I but I would like to

849
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 3: see this. This will find its way into my apartment

850
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 3: in some degree. I wish I had one extra room

851
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 3: that was kind of less traffic. But I do think,

852
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 3: I do think that kitchens are more of a free

853
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 3: for all. It's a fun, sort of fun space. I mean,

854
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 3: this could even go on my fridge, although my fridge

855
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 3: is covered in photos, so.

856
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 2: Not a great Yeah, I don't. I don't want it.

857
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 3: Wedge between a magnetick some babies, that's those are my

858
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 3: nieces you're talking about. Take it back, No, I When

859
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 3: you do nail it with something like that, it's an

860
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 3: I mean.

861
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 2: That's an incredible game.

862
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 3: That person has really shown that they know you.

863
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 2: But I should have gotten something you actually would have

864
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 2: watched but this.

865
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: But what would that even be?

866
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: But I think this, But yeah, again, I think to

867
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 2: go for you to invite me on a podcast, after

868
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: much dress, after months, months of eggings on both of us,

869
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: throwing rocks at your window, breaking and.

870
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 3: Just kindling the studio.

871
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 2: The studio in my car, and it's I just think

872
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 2: this this really I mean the restrained way it all

873
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 2: came together.

874
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it works on a lot of levels. Yes,

875
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 3: And I do think the one thing you can say

876
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 3: about a gift that's like this one, I don't I'm

877
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 3: not going to call it a bad gift, But like

878
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 3: a gift that's not exactly for the person, is it

879
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 3: will be remembered?

880
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 2: Well, it is for you. I just want that to

881
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 2: be clear. I would not have gifted this to anyone else.

882
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 2: Put into put of what to get you bridge, and

883
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 2: this is what I thought of. But also I knew,

884
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 2: I just knew you would like I think, of course.

885
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 3: I love this. This appeals to a very interesting Yes, yeah,

886
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 3: it works one hundred percent.

887
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: Next time I'm getting you. Woulden't like something painted on

888
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: a two by four that says stay out of the

889
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 2: man case.

890
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 3: I would love a man cave or a she shed

891
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 3: that's newer.

892
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 2: Is that newer she shed seems newer? But I see

893
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 2: you as more of a man cave.

894
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 3: Man cave. Get me, you know my xbox and but lights,

895
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 3: of course I'll scream at my boyfriend from the man cave.

896
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 3: So you were headed to a thrift store, which their

897
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 3: story going to.

898
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 2: I hadn't really gotten the car, but I think you know,

899
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: just any I think you could sort find the thirst,

900
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 2: start and then find what.

901
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 3: Speaks right, There's almost always something at a thrift store. Yeah,

902
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 3: to get well, I feel like it might be time

903
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 3: to play a game.

904
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 2: This is there's been enough, there's sack and forth.

905
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 3: I'm done just having a conversation with you. Now. I'm

906
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 3: ready for there to be ruled. I think we're going

907
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 3: to play a game called Gift mess to.

908
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I've never heard of it.

909
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 3: Well, it's because I have penned this little process and

910
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you.

911
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 3: Five okay, so I have to do some calculations.

912
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 2: Okay.

913
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 3: While I do this, I want you to you have

914
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: the microphone. You can just promote whatever you want. You

915
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 3: can recommend things, Okay. I have whatever amount of time.

916
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: Okay, so wow, this is a lot of power. What

917
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 2: am I going to promote in this time? I'd love

918
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: to promote for fans of Big Bang there's young Sheldon.

919
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: I believe that's on CBS. Check that out Twitter. That's

920
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 2: where I'm getting my news. This seems topical. Coronavirus. Be careful.

921
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 2: I should promote things that are topical. Be careful of coronavirus.

922
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 2: Make sure you're not touching your face. This will be

923
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 2: bad to listen to when we've all died of coronavirus. Coffee,

924
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 2: I love drinking it every morning.

925
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 3: Lincoln, Yeah, I've never This has been the worst use

926
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 3: of that time that I have seen yet. But do

927
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 3: people normally usually themselves. I have nothing. You have come

928
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 3: on to this and promoted young Shelton. I care about it.

929
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: I think.

930
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 3: You're in CBS's pocket phone.

931
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 2: Know how to sell I don't have anything. If people

932
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: care enough about me, they'll find.

933
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna help promote Langan Langan Is. She's on Twitter.

934
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 3: You can of course find her there. She was written

935
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 3: for a variety of television shows. Uh. She and I

936
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: made a short but is just tremendous. And Agan is

937
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 3: you just you've got a typer name and to Google

938
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: and just go on a But that's a journey.

939
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 2: If people liked this, then they know how to use Google.

940
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 2: They're not gonna kid under it. You have to just

941
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 2: put myself out put yourself out there. People need the

942
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 2: little push. People need the push.

943
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 3: Listen to Langage. She's been on various other podcasts. Oh God,

944
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 3: don't like for name in and enjoy yourself. Just prepare

945
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: for the ride. Anyway, here we are gift Master. Oh

946
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 3: actually no, I actually have to calculate a little bit more.

947
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so I am not going to promote my What

948
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 2: else can I promote? We're drinking water right now, I'd

949
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 2: say that's delicious. I'm not a fan of the cross.

950
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of sparkling water. I also have

951
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 2: some I grind my teeth so the enamel gets ground

952
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 2: down sparkling This is not promotion anymore, but I think

953
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 2: people should know. Be careful if you grind your teeth,

954
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: get a mouth guard it. Don't drink sparkling water because

955
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 2: it is bad for your animals. And you know, drinking

956
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 2: and moderation. Like most things I have to I have

957
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 2: very bad TMJ.

958
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so sorry. I only calculated half the game. Okay,

959
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 3: I've got the whole thing in order now, Okay, wonderful

960
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 3: we're gonna get into it.

961
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 2: That seems less of a game and more of you

962
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 2: also have had a computer in front of you. This

963
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 2: whole time, I was a complicated.

964
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 3: It's just playing various videos that I've had an eye on.

965
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 3: Why I'm trying.

966
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: It's been grape Stomp and I liked Turtles Charlie Bit.

967
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 3: My finger has just been in the corner.

968
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 2: I would love if your computer is just playing NBA Highlight.

969
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 3: Watching the game. I have an ear butt in one

970
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 3: ear and I'm listening to the game. Okay. The rules

971
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 3: of this game are I'm gonna tell you three gifts,

972
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 3: three items potential gifts, and then three celebrities. You have

973
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 3: to tell me which celebrity you would give which gift

974
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 3: and why. Easy, okay. The three gifts that you are

975
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 3: presented with are a a book of body jokes. Body

976
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 3: jokes like the ear is oh no, like like body

977
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 3: is oh b a w slightly crasp playful, okay, something

978
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 3: you know, uh yeah, like an old man would probably enjoy.

979
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, like can't can't you see my I'm not sort

980
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 2: about the guy in saran wrap anyway?

981
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 3: Okay? Then, okay, so so overwhelmed by this game. You

982
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 3: should see the spreadsheet I've got going here. It's you know,

983
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 3: it's a it's a lot of crossed out, there's very

984
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 3: I took a peek and there's a very long, psychotic looking.

985
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 2: And body jokes. Ninety dollars chandelier.

986
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 3: Shopping spree at AutoZone.

987
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 2: Shopping are the three gifts you have to present another

988
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,959
Speaker 2: good shout out to that I'm.

989
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 3: Trying to get into. The Yeah, the repair community, this

990
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 3: sort of thing.

991
00:51:59,320 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 2: Okay.

992
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 3: The three celebrities that you have to give them to

993
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 3: are why I'm struggling so hard. Why does this have

994
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 3: to be a part of one of my eyes is

995
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 3: failing one? Lauria metcalf u huh okay, the Pioneer Woman.

996
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: The Pioneer Woman, the blog are the blog ass.

997
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 3: And TV show hosts. She kind of does it all.

998
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 3: At this point, I don't know her actual name. That's okay,

999
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 3: the Pioneer Woman and she chose that name. Yeah, so so,

1000
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 3: and Queen Latifa.

1001
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 2: Queen Latifa, Yeah, okay, Laurie metcalf I'm giving the auto's

1002
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 2: own shopping spray.

1003
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 3: Okay.

1004
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 2: Why I read that big profile of her. It was

1005
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 2: in like, I think the New York Times magazine and

1006
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 2: she said she only buys Ikea furniture clothes from Target,

1007
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 2: and she laur She seems like a very practical woman

1008
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: because she doesn't like to ruin. You know, she doesn't know.

1009
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 3: She doesn't like want to worry about breaking or exactly.

1010
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 2: So I feel like she would really appreciate the autos.

1011
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 3: What is Lorie Metcalf doing at home that's so dangerous

1012
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 3: to furniture?

1013
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 2: I mean, I would like to know the most gifted

1014
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 2: actress of her generation.

1015
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 3: So I can only maybe she's just focusing on rolls

1016
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 3: and doesn't arst doesn't want to. If she spills, it's

1017
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 3: not a big deal.

1018
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 2: That would be a good sign for her kitchen. Like

1019
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 2: life is just rolls. The rest is drama, I don't know.

1020
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: Like the real drama is breaking her coffee table. Okay,

1021
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 2: so she's getting autos.

1022
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 3: Out, Okay, she's going to fix up her eighty eight

1023
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 3: and then Honda accord.

1024
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 2: The Okay, Wow, this is really tough. I feel like

1025
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 2: Queen Latifa would appreciate a book of body jokes.

1026
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I see that.

1027
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 2: I kind of think Queen Latifa deserves more because I

1028
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 2: think she's made such significant contribution so our culture for

1029
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 2: decades now, and she is a queen, right, and so

1030
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 2: I would say a chandelier would be in keeping. And

1031
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 2: I imagine she has great tastes and sort of the

1032
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 2: home to you know, carry I.

1033
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 3: Probably got like a ceiling high enough.

1034
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 2: Yes, so I think maybe she should get the ninety

1035
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 2: thousand dollar chandelier. Okay, but I think she would also

1036
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 2: appreciate the body jokes.

1037
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, I think that's just in keeping with

1038
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 3: Queen as kind of a multi layered persona individually.

1039
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, although perhaps she has a fancy car, so the

1040
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 2: AutoZone shoppings would be helpful.

1041
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 3: For her, yes, if her car breaks down, or to

1042
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: get some windshield wipers.

1043
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 2: And so that's why I wouldn't give the ninety thousand

1044
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 2: dollars chandelaier to Laurie Metcalf, because.

1045
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 3: Oh, that seems the exact that would just what she wants.

1046
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 3: That would take her down as an.

1047
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 2: Ex And I think body jokes, she doesn't need it.

1048
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 2: She you know, she's done sitcomments.

1049
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 3: She's Roanne, she's heard, she's heard it all.

1050
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 2: Yes, the pioneer woman. I feel like she's kind of

1051
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: the type that might secretly enjoy something little.

1052
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. She seems like someone who kind of relishes in

1053
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 3: being a little bit naughty or occasionally she Yeah, Yeah,

1054
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 3: I think you've done an excellent I mean, that is

1055
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 3: the math you just did in almost no time. I mean,

1056
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 3: I you know, I do my best. Meanwhile, I'm trying

1057
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 3: to I took thirty minutes to calculate this. I hand

1058
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,959
Speaker 3: you this, you know, this equation that you were able

1059
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 3: to just solve almost immediately.

1060
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 2: It's like a beautiful mind.

1061
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 3: It was a beautiful mind. And I've never I don't

1062
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 3: think i've seen anybody accomplish the game with such laser precision.

1063
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 2: Well, luckily you've had about one hundred people to pull

1064
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 2: for me.

1065
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 3: To compare me to Queen Latifa, Laurie met cappin The

1066
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 3: Pioneer Women Woman. Thank you all for being on the show.

1067
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 3: You were all so thoughtful.

1068
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 2: It's not a less of celebrities. It's less a less

1069
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: of people.

1070
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 3: About guests to respond to my emails and farmer gifts.

1071
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, these are all things I've seen. Does that

1072
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 2: technically count as a game? What we just did?

1073
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 3: I think what is a game anymore?

1074
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 2: Settlers of.

1075
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 3: That's the only game you're familiar with. Yeah, I think that.

1076
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 3: I think that Gift Master is the game of twenty twenty.

1077
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean it's a.

1078
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 3: There's another game that we play called Gift her a Curse, which.

1079
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 2: You said I had what.

1080
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 3: I felt like we had done. We had dealt enough

1081
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 3: with the dark arts in this episode, so we stray

1082
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 3: from that. We're at the final part of the podcast,

1083
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 3: and you've just proven yourself such a capable gift giver

1084
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 3: that we're going to answer a question to try to

1085
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 3: help somebody give a gift to someone in their life. Oh, okay,

1086
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 3: this is called I said no questions. Okay, people are

1087
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: emailing I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

1088
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 2: Uh huh.

1089
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 3: They need to give somebody a gift in their life. Bridger,

1090
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 3: my cousin, who is three months older than me and

1091
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 3: my absolute best friend, is turning thirty. What kind of

1092
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: gift should I buy her? She's a lawyer, just moved

1093
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 3: in with her bow and is a ted dorky in

1094
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 3: a sweet way. That's from l I don't know where

1095
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 3: Elle is living these days. Who knows where she is

1096
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 3: in the world. Let's assume we'll say San Diego in

1097
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 3: San Diego. Well, if you're not in San Diego, reach out, relocate,

1098
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 3: or go to on vacation.

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Speaker 1: To l.

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00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 3: Okay. So the cousin is three months older than her,

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00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 3: so they're essentially the same age. That doesn't matter.

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00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 2: I have a cousin that's three months younger than I am.

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00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 3: Because it's a whole different world for you.

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00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 2: No, I think we're very we're almost. She doesn't have

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00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 2: a sister. I have a sister, but she's almost, you know,

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00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 2: like a sister.

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00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 3: We're very okay, right.

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00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: Very different people. Okay, but she's not darky okay, So

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00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 2: that she's always been cooler than I am. Oh no,

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00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: So it's like, what should she get me?

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00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 3: Maybe's like, let's try to imagine what your cooler cousin

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00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 3: would buy you.

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00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: Well, I think she's a lawyer. I always think a

1114
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 2: good gift is some sort of relaxation. A bubble bath,

1115
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 2: Oh like a where are you going for a bubble bath?

1116
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 2: I mean to buy a well, hopefully in the comfort

1117
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 2: of your own home, break into a stranger's home and

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00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 2: bathe yourself. I think I mean, perhaps for Shane Whimsy

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00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 2: might have that feels like a place but you go to, yeah,

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00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 2: some sort of gift store or like a nice face

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00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 2: mask or you know, face creams and stuff like that.

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00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 2: I feel like it gets a little.

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00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 3: Personal, Okay, yeah, to the person's Yeah, various their skin

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00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 3: and this sort of thing. You don't want to cause

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00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 3: a breakout, especially with the lawyer. Right what if she's

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00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 3: in court and faces she splotchy and her client is

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00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 3: desperate for her help.

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00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 2: Yes, so don't do that now. But something you know,

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00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 2: like a maybe a good hand lotion. That's a little bit,

1130
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 2: you know, that's yes, but in conjunction with something else.

1131
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 2: I would not give someone only hand lush.

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00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that would It would be alarming to open

1133
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 3: a box to just hand lotion. It's part of a

1134
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 3: relaxing bath time. Yes, maybe a bath bomb. Do people

1135
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 3: buy those anymore? Now?

1136
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 2: Do people ever buy a bath bomb?

1137
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 3: Ask? I've never. I think I was in what is

1138
00:58:59,160 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: that store? Lush?

1139
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

1140
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 3: Yes, I think I was in one of those in

1141
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight and saw a bath bomb. And

1142
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 3: now it's just to smell a bath bomb?

1143
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 2: Right now? You do the horrible Yeah, I feel like

1144
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: they smelled the candy. But I also think from the

1145
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 2: ages of you know, from seventh to probably eleventh grade,

1146
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: that was the birthday gift. Oh really great girl at

1147
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 2: any party? That or lip gloss? Sure, but I feel

1148
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 2: like maybe that that feels a bit generic. So that's

1149
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 2: my only concern, right, It's just like you could. Everyone

1150
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 2: wants to relax, Yeah, everyone wants to relive. Although but

1151
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 2: this is a lawyer. She's she's working hard, she's on

1152
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 2: her feet.

1153
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 3: Getting home at eleven forty five at night, and just

1154
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 3: needs a little But then maybe she falls asleep in

1155
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 3: the tub and then we don't know what happens after that.

1156
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 2: But you know what if they're dorky and they like

1157
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: playing games, so I don't. I'm not a gamer in

1158
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 2: any sense of the words.

1159
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 3: Well you've demonstrated this.

1160
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, despite my mastery of gay.

1161
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 3: Gift master, maybe you're disconnect from gaming allows you to

1162
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 3: be the best gamer.

1163
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,439
Speaker 2: Best gamer of all. But there is a game called

1164
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 2: Code Names. Have you ever played that? And it's very

1165
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 2: fun and it's very verbally based. So I feel lawyer

1166
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 2: would eat that as a lawyer. And she's with her

1167
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 2: she's married, right, or with her boyfriend, and they can

1168
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 2: advice some couples over.

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01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: You know, do that.

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01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 2: Nice bottle of wine with it, I don't know what

1171
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 2: it'll drink. I do, or you know something Martinelli's. If not,

1172
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 2: and you have yourself and a gifts you get to

1173
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 2: a local pizza parlor. I love that Sandygo pizza. Yeah,

1174
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 2: they all live in San Diego. I feel like a

1175
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 2: Martinelli's cheapens everything.

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01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 3: Wow, leave it out. Does anyone like a Martinelli's.

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01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. You don't drink, so I would get you.

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01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 2: I would feel bad. I think, yeah, it's sparkling.

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01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 3: Just gonna be a sparkling water, A nice bottle of

1180
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 3: sparkling water.

1181
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 2: But not too much because of the enamel.

1182
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, you've been down on a sparkling water.

1183
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 2: But I think an occasional one. So if she doesn't drink,

1184
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 2: perhaps a nice pellegreeno or a six pack up will cry.

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01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well you've just heard from someone who could

1186
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 3: have given Queen Latifah a chandelier or a book of

1187
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 3: dirty jokes, and Queen would have been thrilled. So I

1188
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 3: feel like this is exactly what you've got to do.

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01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 3: Your dorky cousin has worked so hard and deserves a

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01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 3: nice gift. I think, go with the game that's dorky enough,

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01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 3: and let her enjoy an evening.

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01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 2: With the game with the If you just a little

1193
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 2: extra tame more like you know.

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01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 3: One of these delivery services for food maybe, and she

1195
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 3: can personalize no.

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01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 2: Less than three thousand dollars.

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01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 3: As long as it kind of destroys your you're not

1198
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 3: able to pay rent this month, it should destroy you financially. Yes, yeah,

1199
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 3: well go ahead with that advice and maybe sign both

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01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 3: of our names on the card from the cousin, I mean,

1201
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 3: to the cousin.

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01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea.

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01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 3: She should be thanking all of us. L A N

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01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 3: G A N Yeah, Langan, and I'm Bridger b R

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Speaker 3: I D G E R. It's like bridge with an

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01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 3: r at. Yeah, that's what I say at restaurants and

1207
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 3: it doesn't help. But that's the end of the show, Lingan.

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01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 3: It's so wonderful to have you. Finally.

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01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 2: I'm glad we this this we needed.

1210
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, this is the simmer came to a boil.

1211
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 2: We haven't spoken in mind.

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01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 3: No, and it's kind of all just kind of run

1213
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 3: over the sides, this volcanic explosion and people I think

1214
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 3: have benefited in a big way from our this horrible

1215
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 3: little splinter growing into an infection.

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01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 2: And yes, if the damage to our friendship has been

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01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 2: worth it to make your commute a little easier.

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01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all worth it, absolutely well. Get your gift

1219
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 3: to the listeners. Every episode's a gift to the listener,

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01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 3: and every episode's a gift to me because I know

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01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 3: the listener is listening. Does that make any sense?

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01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 2: Guard Jess.

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01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 3: Langan, thank you so much for here, and everyone, enjoy

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01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 3: the rest of your commute. Goodbye. I said no gifts

1225
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 3: isn't exactly right production. It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen

1226
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 3: Ray Morris. The theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Man.

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Speaker 3: You can follow the show on Instagram and Twitter. At

1228
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 3: I said no gifts, And if you have a question

1229
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 3: or need help getting a gift for someone in your life,

1230
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 3: email me at I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

1231
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 3: Listen and subscribe on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you

1232
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 3: found me, and why not leave a review while you're

1233
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 3: at it?

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Speaker 1: Hello, I invit? Did you hear fun a man? Myself

1235
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: perfectly clear? When you're a guest to me, you gotta

1236
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 1: come to me empty. And I said, no guests, your

1237
01:03:54,480 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: presences presents and I'm already too might stop. So how

1238
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: do you dare to surbey me?