1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is leave 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: my man out of your rumors. Okay, simple request, simple request. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: We'll see what that's all about. And just a few 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the nephew and 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: the brink call. Right now, it's time for the nephew 7 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: and the prank phone call for today. Almost say Cone falls, tell. 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: Me fall, little Trade. That's what Trade used to say. 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 2: Now you about to do the comb files? Yeah? 10 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: What you got for us today? 11 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 2: Newt You know, sir, I've been working on some things 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 2: and I have. It's a toss up on which ones 13 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 2: I wanted to pull. But we're gonna. We're gonna go 14 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 2: to the graveyard. It's right. Here's tombstone. Tombstone like the 15 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 2: movie to what this ain't you know? Wider this ain't wider. 16 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: Up going on? 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 2: How y'all want y'all? Tombstone to be y'all, y'all, y'all 18 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 2: thought about it? 19 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 3: What you want to I don't want to talk about it. 20 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 2: If I'm if I'm gone, why would I care? 21 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care. 22 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 3: I'm dead. 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 4: I'm dead. 24 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 1: Name sunrise sunset to dam that's the error. You're really 25 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: do just all about. 26 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 3: What do you want on. 27 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 2: Your I want the comedy tragedy faces. I won't like 28 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 2: I want the comedy tragedy faces. 29 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 4: I won't uh uh uh. 30 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 2: Frank King of Pranks, I won't. 31 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 3: You want? You want a phone on every movie you 32 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 3: was on the whole. 33 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 2: Phone to call. I'm talking about that phone you's been 34 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 2: your mama house, a whole phone. You want the names 35 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 2: of all the movies you've been in on this. Put 36 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 2: that on there, put that on the get ready to 37 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 2: love that? What big old heart? This on the back? 38 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 2: We go to your backside. Now on the back, I want hearts. 39 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: And when people walk by, you want the theme song 40 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 2: to play? 41 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:08,239 Speaker 1: I know it took me some time. 42 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 2: Girl, some ready, boy all you can hear the button 43 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 2: on the tone and and and play a prank for you. 44 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,239 Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Just people, Just people, people 45 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 2: at my tune, laughing their ass off. That's all I'm saying. 46 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:29,959 Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: All right, laughing, All right. 48 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 2: I'm just getting I'm getting ready for Philadelphia, y'all. Just 49 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 2: trying to get a little more stupid. This right here 50 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,079 Speaker 2: is tombstone. 51 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 3: Let's go, Hey, man, we got a problem with the 52 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 3: sewer home. The manow something y'all want to mess around 53 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 3: and put the wrong name on so and will as 54 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 3: to do and we got a problem. We gotta get 55 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 3: ric the five man. Y'all can hold. 56 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, man, calm down. First of all, 57 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 4: what is your name? 58 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,679 Speaker 3: My name is Ranchie Man. But y'all, y'all, I can't 59 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 3: understand a funeral home making nay stelling of mistakes? You 60 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 3: know that? Don't make no serious Why long have y'all 61 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 3: even been in the business to be doing stuff like that? 62 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 4: Say, this is a family business. We've been doing this 63 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 4: forty plus years. 64 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 3: Ah, ain't y'all making mistakes like this? Man? 65 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 4: What what? 66 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 3: What's the problem? 67 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 4: What's the mistake? What's the mistakement thing we made? 68 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 3: Okay, look man, we're being MIAUNTI two weeks ago. Her 69 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 3: name is Rose up. Okay, all right, where do you spell? 70 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 3: Your name is r O s e t t A. 71 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 3: Y'all got r O z e t t A. She 72 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 3: was born Tune the eight, nineteen forty eight. Y'all got 73 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 3: August to six, nineteen forty y'all got the dates mixed 74 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 3: up here, y'all got her name mixed up. And what 75 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 3: we ain't finna do is how Miauni rested in peace 76 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 3: with the wrong stuff on her Thromb song. Then all 77 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 3: take no funks, man, calm back. 78 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 4: Well, you keep getting at me, I can't no way 79 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 4: I can help you. If getting at me, I mean, what. 80 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 3: Takes the problem? Then? Man, why check the paperwork. 81 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 4: I can check the paperwork and see what the problem is. Now, 82 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 4: if you gave me the wrong information, your family gave 83 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 4: me the wrong information, then we just put down where 84 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 4: we would give it, and if we gotta change something, 85 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 4: we'll change it. But it's gonna cost you some more money. 86 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 3: I'm not hold y'all. We're not paying another damn damn 87 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:20,239 Speaker 3: to the funeral, not another damn dame. The stuff gonna 88 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 3: get changed on that damn thom stuff, and we're not 89 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 3: paying for none. I'm gonna play in this. I'm up. 90 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 3: I'm decided. 91 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 4: I'm saying we can help you out. I can help you. 92 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 4: But if you gave me the wrong information, that's all here. 93 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 4: Why didn't do that? 94 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 3: But we didn't give you the wrong information. I'm gonna 95 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 3: tell you that from here. You what is your name, 96 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 3: turn on, what is your name? 97 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,679 Speaker 4: My name is Kendrick. 98 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,159 Speaker 3: Okay, Kendred. Let me tell you something. If this don't 99 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 3: get changed, body, nuney, me and some of my cousin 100 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 3: are finna come out there and start digging up bout it. 101 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 4: Oh well, now y'all not coming over here and digging 102 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 4: up nothing, y'all I play, he will disrespect my family 103 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 4: and come over here. You're gonna get up what. 104 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 3: We're gonna dig up? Somebody I said, if they're gonna 105 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 3: get the director problem Tombstone, because. 106 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 4: There's not gonna be none of that. I'm not having 107 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 4: you coming over here. We're gonna fix the problem, check 108 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 4: the paperwork, and I can get back to you. That's 109 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,479 Speaker 4: why I can do. But you ain't digging up nothing. 110 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 3: On my hand and Toomstone, buddy, me and my cousin 111 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 3: is coming out there digging up some of them. Damn 112 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 3: damn about it. Until y'all get this damn thing. 113 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 4: Six an't gonna be nobody coming over here. 114 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 3: I'm nothing. 115 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 4: Wait a minute, listen, hold on, see what now I'm 116 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 4: getting excited too. Co Man, let me just talk to 117 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 4: you like a man. What I'm saying is you in 118 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 4: that the family sells out. The paperwork puts the name 119 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 4: and the first date on there. If it is incorrect, 120 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 4: it has. 121 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 3: To be fixed. 122 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 4: I have to call the man out here to fix it, 123 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 4: and that's gonna cost some money. I have to pay him. 124 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 4: All I'm saying is if that is the case, if 125 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 4: the paperwork is incorrect, it's not on us, and I 126 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 4: might have to charge you a little extra money just 127 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 4: so I can get it taking care. 128 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 3: Charge more money, man, we ain't got no more money. 129 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 3: Got charade, the alarm and the head to bear in 130 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 3: my honey, we ain't got no more. Let me tell you. 131 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you one more time, mister Kendrick. If 132 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,480 Speaker 3: I don't see a child, I'm coming out there this evening. 133 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 3: And look at my hand and tool. So I'm coming 134 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,360 Speaker 3: out there now. If the date and the name ain't fixed, 135 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 3: I promise you so help me. I'm finna start digging 136 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: up bout it. And if your ass is out there, 137 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 3: I'm gonna put you in one of them holes. Down 138 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 3: and dug up. 139 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 4: Now, I'll tell you what, virgie, You're not gonna put 140 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 4: me in no hole. 141 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 3: Man. Like I say it, I tell it. 142 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 4: I'm trying to talk to you and tell you what 143 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 4: the deal is and how we will get this fixed. 144 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 4: O't nobody come out here and dig it up nothing, 145 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 4: I'll be lost the. 146 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 3: Laws bet you. I bet you I'm digging up a 147 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 3: hole and I'll put you in it if you don't 148 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 3: fix my hand and tombs. 149 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,720 Speaker 4: Dom Well, we both going in the damn hole. That's 150 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 4: what's gonna happen. 151 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 3: Now, We're both going in that end because somebody don't 152 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 3: want to fix mess around and put the wrong date. 153 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 3: Y'all want to put the stun and still on my 154 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,279 Speaker 3: hand and now row and everything all that. 155 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 4: The answer to damn phone, my uncle, get accussed, resid 156 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,359 Speaker 4: resident not gonna fix nothing. Me and you yelling at 157 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 4: each other, we mean, we don't do this. Yelling at 158 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 4: each other is not gonna fix the problems. I'm I 159 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 4: still have to do a step here. I have to 160 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 4: look at this paperwork. 161 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 3: But where is you gonna look at it? 162 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 2: Then? 163 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 4: Whether you keep yelling now, I don't even have time 164 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 4: to go over the paperwork. Every time I get ready 165 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 4: to look at something, you're yelling in my head. 166 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: Say that to you one more time. I'm coming. I'm 167 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 3: gonna come out there. Right now. That's what I'm familiar. 168 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 4: You know what we're to come on in. I try 169 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 4: to talk nice to you, tell you what I told 170 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 4: you that this is the family business. You just respecting me. 171 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 3: You came out here. 172 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 4: You ain't no becausin we both go it every day. 173 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to tell you right now. 174 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 3: My way, because I guarantee you y'all gonna chall then 175 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 3: bring no. You ain't no cousin laughing for a big 176 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 3: sitting hold out the day. I bet when they getting 177 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 3: ready to sail Kendrick on the tombstone, I bet you 178 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 3: ain't gonna sail it right. 179 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 4: Oh, women, come on, you ain't no custins. Why I 180 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 4: got I. 181 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 3: Got something else I need to tell you. Yes, you 182 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 3: got to say I'm saying you listening to me ken drink? 183 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 3: You have to say resident, I got to say, it's 184 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 3: miss you. Tommy. You just got breaked by your secretary 185 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 3: with no right man. 186 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 4: You tell me how a. 187 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 3: Man lay you. 188 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 4: Got you man man old he was gonna be ahead today. 189 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,319 Speaker 4: I knew something was fun. 190 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 3: Hey man, I gotta ask you one more thing. What 191 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 3: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show 192 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 3: in the Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. 193 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 2: All Right, here I come, Filly Saturday Night baby at 194 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 2: to ketch me. I'm sorry, sure, I'm say I had 195 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 2: to see. All right. 196 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Leave my man out of 197 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: your rumors. It's the subject. We'll get into that right 198 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.