1 00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's the most important, 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. On 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 1: This Is Important, I thought this cat smoked weed. We 5 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: had to lay this guy down and fuck him, ripping 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,959 Speaker 1: piss out of their hogs. Straight up. I just poop 7 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: my pants. Y'all, buckle up, We're back. Hey Jersey, where's 8 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: my snare? Yeah? I have no snare on my headphones. 9 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: So before we started, Blake was playing us some new 10 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: uh cuts from the soundboard, and I was like, where 11 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: are you gonna use the where's my snare? What where 12 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 1: does that come in? And he said, you'll see right 13 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: up top. Where's my snare? Now, I'm gonna use it 14 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: the whole entire time. Here's my snare. Immediately, Eminem sounds 15 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: like when you just hear Eminem's voice and he's not 16 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: rapping or you know, doing error in a song, he 17 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: sounds like a bit. You know, It's like, where's my snare? 18 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: I have no snare on my headphone. I have no snare. 19 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: I have no snare in my headphones. He's just a 20 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: little diva. Sounds like that to you. You sound a 21 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: little bit more vulnerable than eminem sounds in that clip, 22 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: M you don't have a snare and I want one? 23 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: Did Adam do that? I thought that was just the 24 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: soundboard again. See that's how good of an impression is 25 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: to him. Listen. See that's Adam Adams, the one that's 26 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 1: like whining. Now listen to him. Where's my snare? Bro? 27 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: That's basically says, give me my snare? Okay, now, Adam go, 28 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: where's my snare? No, Adam go. That would be a 29 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: really cool way for a rap song to start, just 30 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: a rapper throwing a fit to the sound technical just 31 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: just I supposed to have a snare right there? Turn 32 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: it off. Why isn't there water in here? Okay? Go? 33 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: First of all, there's no snare. There's no snare on 34 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: my headphones. And like the cushion on the ear is 35 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: like kind of chafing. Okay, drop the beach I'm saying 36 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 1: is it's still it's still soggy from when Busta was 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: in here. It's still soggy. So I need a new 38 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,399 Speaker 1: little net thing in the front. It's the wet nap. 39 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: This thing is super funky. Where's my snare? It just smells. No, 40 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: it's fine, it's fine. It just smells a little weird. 41 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: That's it. It's it's just a smell. I can't wrap 42 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: with the smells. It's a smell and then just a 43 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: wet nap. I bet there are out takes, you know 44 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: what I mean? Like where there? It's not on the album, 45 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: but for sure somebody has been recording. When someone's like, 46 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: does anyone have like a secrets or like a lozenge 47 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: of some sorts? Yeah? Yeah, hot tea? Yeah, straight up. 48 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: I just poot my pants, y'all. Y'all, motherfucker's y'all. Can 49 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: I get some Earl gray in this bitch? For real? Though, 50 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: I'm feeling those scratchy local honey, who let that guy 51 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 1: in here? I'm trying to wrap in this. This man 52 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: is no snare in my head. Can I get some 53 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: gray this bitch? Yes, somebody get him the tea and 54 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,959 Speaker 1: get him out of here. I've got hot bars. It's 55 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: just the janitor right before, that's the rapper, right, get 56 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: him out of here. I'm ready to spit. But then 57 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: that's how they found jaw Rule. He was just sweeping 58 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: and he was like, Yo, can I get some gray? 59 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: In this bitch. It was jaw rule hunting. That's how it. Yeah, 60 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,640 Speaker 1: He's like, this is a great Jada kiss. Was it 61 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,079 Speaker 1: in here right before this and threw up all over 62 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: the booth And I had to mop that ship up 63 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: for days. And they're like, wait, come on, what did 64 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: you say? I said? I said mop that ship up? Whoa? Okay, alright, 65 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: we like that up up? Okay, alright, alright, I do 66 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: want to hear like Buster Rhymes just explaining his ibs 67 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: to somebody who's never heard of it before. It's like, 68 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: it's you're about irritable bowel syndrome, basically, like I just 69 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: shipped my pants at any moment um and it's a 70 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: real thing, right, Okay, bust up. We're about to play 71 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: the beat. Okay, just put your answer. My eyes can see. 72 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: I can't. I'm holding the duke, you know. I think 73 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: you're leaning on the button. Put put your hands where 74 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: my eyes can see, because you're hitting something in there. 75 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: That's good. Okay, give me some mode. He's good. That's good. 76 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,679 Speaker 1: Where's my snare? That's dangerous? Okay. I had a drum 77 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: set in here, and I think somebody moved the snare. 78 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: Where's my snare, and then busses like, yo, let me 79 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 1: get flip mode in here, and everyone's like, nah, we're good. 80 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 1: Just you, just you all flip mode? Yeah? Can I 81 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: get all the flip Mode in here? And and the 82 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: producers like nah, but just you Okay, Well, then past 83 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,719 Speaker 1: the cavasa, It's time to wrap. Wait, that's good. Is 84 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: anyone else in flip mode? That's a great question. Bust 85 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: is always calling out flip Mode as if that's a 86 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: whole crewe, and I know it is. I know it's 87 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: like all of his homies that he's trying to bring up, 88 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: and and I'm here for that, and I appreciate that. 89 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 1: But was in flip mode squad? I don't know. Was 90 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: Obi Trice in flip mode? Real name, no gimmicks? I 91 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: want to say he was more of a he was 92 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 1: more of like a D twelve affiliate? Was he? I 93 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 1: could completely be there him in Floyd Banks? You could 94 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: always at least name one other person in another one 95 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: of those squads, you know what I mean. I think 96 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: you're thinking of Lloyd Banks from G Unit, who was no, no, no, no, 97 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: this is Floyd Banks. He kicks it with Todd bergeron 98 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 1: on the Weekend. They are homies Floyd Banks, Lloyd's brother. Well, 99 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: to be fair, it's hard to come up in a 100 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: squad and make a name for yourself. I mean, think 101 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: of Nellie. What was Nellie's crew called St. Lunatics? Murphy League? 102 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 1: He got through, he had the Air Force once hit 103 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 1: for him, like that was the best? Who had half 104 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: the face? To do with the mask? Phantom of the Opera? Yeah, yeah, 105 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: who was that guy? That might have been Floyd Banks, 106 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: That been Murphy Lee. That might have been Murphy Lee. 107 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 1: Murphy Lee had a half face. Really, somebody didn't I 108 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: think that might have been Floyd. I don't know what 109 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: Murphy Lee looks. I refuse to go, though, it'd be 110 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: cool to go down the crew list and see how 111 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: many you can, like, how many No Limits soldiers can 112 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: your name off top? That was the joke, though there 113 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: were no limits soldiers were all solder. Hey, Adam, do 114 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: you know remember when we were doing uh when we 115 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: were living together and we watched something on sci Fi 116 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: and there was a weird bust of rhyme sci fi 117 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 1: commercial and it was just like him floating in space 118 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: and he was like, flip mode is the squad watch 119 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: Science Channel. Do you remember this good cross promotion? I don't. 120 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure we were wildly stone when we 121 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: saw that and made us want to watch Science Channel. 122 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: But but let's cut to that video, right, my favorite channel, 123 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 1: Science Channel. I want to dig that up. Hey, y'all, 124 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: this is Silk the Shocker and you are watching h 125 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:56,159 Speaker 1: G t V. Let's give Silk the Shock or some 126 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 1: love real quick, like talk about signing somebody who You're like, Okay, 127 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: nobody sounds like this at all. This could either be 128 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: a fucking tragedy or he could be a game changer. 129 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: Well he is masterpiece, younger brother, I believe, right, Well 130 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: that's the shocker, that's the bit. That's the You are 131 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: not the father. And they were like, hey, get ready 132 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: for the shocker. He's his nephew. I met a c 133 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 1: murderer in prison once. Holy too, that's all. You were 134 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: in prison. That's it. That's it. And I where's my snare? 135 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: Do you guys remember my stint in Chino Hills? Slip 136 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: mode is the squad? Now? I U When I was 137 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: shooting the Pitch Perfect movies, it was in patent Rouge 138 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 1: and there's this thing I had no idea. What I 139 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: was getting my sen into there was like someone asked me, 140 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: do you want to go to the rodeo? And I 141 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: was like okay, and so uh there was like a 142 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: party bus we all got on it. I thought it 143 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: was a rodeo. Oh the jail, the prison rodeo. Yeah, 144 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: the prison and go state prison rodeo and we go there. 145 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 1: So cool. It's it's awesome and it's it is cool. 146 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: It's also absolutely insane because it's a rodeo at the prison. 147 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: There's a full on rodeo at the prison that if 148 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: you're like good behavior, you get to be in the rodeo. 149 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 1: Risk your life, risk your life, like they do the 150 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: Craziest Ship. It's like the Running Man. They tape like 151 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: a poker chip to a bull's forehead and you get 152 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,440 Speaker 1: to like whoever grabs the poker chip off this bull's 153 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 1: forehead like win surprise or something. And they're all prisoners 154 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: and there's they're also like playing cards and to sit 155 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 1: there and the last one to move wins. There's all 156 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: kinds of it's crazy. We're like you just sit there 157 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,600 Speaker 1: holding cards and the bull circles you got oh my god, 158 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:47,679 Speaker 1: oh hell, and their prisoners, so we were like we 159 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:50,319 Speaker 1: we were like, oh, this is kind of this is insane. 160 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 1: I feel weird for watching this, but also we're pretty drunk, 161 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 1: so or like this is also kind of cool. But 162 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: afterwards there was like this art fair that all the 163 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: prisoners that we're on good behavior they make their art 164 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: that they've made all year and then they sell them 165 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: at the art fair and it's really cool. I got 166 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,559 Speaker 1: a weird painting. I think Walsh still has it, but 167 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: I'm walking through and I'm like, oh my god, I 168 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: think that dude is C. Murder. Somehow, in the deep 169 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 1: part of the back brain, I was able to remember 170 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: what C. Murderer looks like, like, wait, my true tank 171 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,199 Speaker 1: dog senses are tingling. We've got a no limit soldier. 172 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: And then I saw a little boozy and I knew 173 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,319 Speaker 1: what little Boozy looked like, and I'm like, oh, fuck, 174 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 1: that's C Murder and uh. He was talking to some 175 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: girls and I'm just drunkenly interrupted him, probably the first 176 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,440 Speaker 1: time he's talked with women for a solid year since 177 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 1: the last rodeo, and I was like, I just want 178 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 1: to say I'm a fan man Murder and he's like, oh, 179 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 1: he's like, okay, cool man, and he sticks three fingers 180 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: through the fence because he's through on the other side. 181 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 1: He's not out for good behavior like other prisoners are 182 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: milling around with the people selling selling their arts, and 183 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 1: he sticks to three fingers through the fence, and I 184 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: just jiggled his fingers. Definitely got that visual. And that 185 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 1: was how I met C. Murder Man three finger handshake. 186 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: Can we look up if he's still incarcerated he out? 187 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,960 Speaker 1: I believe he is. I don't think C. Murder is free. 188 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 1: I think he's I think he was there for murder. Murder. 189 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,199 Speaker 1: Believe he lived up to the to the hype that 190 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,720 Speaker 1: was the case that they gave him. But wait with 191 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: the with the whole sitting at the poker table, last 192 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: man standing wins money, Does the money go to you 193 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,960 Speaker 1: or to your family? Like I don't know prison system laws, 194 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 1: or I would assume it goes so you can get 195 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: like some extra ciggies and some orange juices at the 196 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:49,240 Speaker 1: concession or whatever trade. It's a little it's a little 197 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:53,960 Speaker 1: like Roman fucking yeah, Gladiator style. Yeah. Is the public 198 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,839 Speaker 1: coming into the jail? Is the public coming into the 199 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 1: jail for this? They have a full on rodeo set 200 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:05,959 Speaker 1: up where we come in. They're they're like Roman gladiators 201 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,880 Speaker 1: and they come through and they they enter the pit, 202 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 1: the mud, the you know, the rodeo zone, and then 203 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 1: we're all up in the stands and uh and then 204 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,559 Speaker 1: there stands around it. It's a full on thing. They 205 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,200 Speaker 1: do it every year. It's a big event and I 206 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 1: saw it in real sports. I think that sounds like 207 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:31,440 Speaker 1: like a strange, awesome, crazy event. I would love to 208 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: watch something on that. Hey, we just got a little 209 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,959 Speaker 1: factoid thrown into the chat. Guess how old without looking 210 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 1: C Murder is. I just saw it, So go ahead 211 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 1: and give your best guess. My best guess if I 212 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: had to guess after knowing what it is, would be 213 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 1: forty nine years old. I was gonna say nine. Yeah. 214 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,199 Speaker 1: If I was going to guess after seeing it, it 215 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: would have been especially after I saw it. Adam the Shocker, Yeah, 216 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: so the Shockers forty so yeah, I masterpiece. This episode 217 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: is about guessing rappers ages. The oldest rapper Kim Kardashian 218 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 1: West advocates for rapper C Murders released from prison. Yeah, 219 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 1: Producer Anna Hell, Yeah, Judge qub Hey, without reading anything 220 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 1: about it, same, Yeah, yeah, trust or yeah, without having 221 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 1: any knowledge of it. The man said that's cool when 222 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: I said good to meet him, and then stuck three 223 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 1: fingers through offense and allowed me to jiggle his fingers. 224 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: So yeah, he should be released without a doubt. It 225 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:41,560 Speaker 1: ain't my fault. It ain't my fault. That's I kept 226 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: whispering that did I do that? Take a step? Yeah, 227 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:50,719 Speaker 1: so that weird event. Louisiana is a weird place, man. 228 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: It really is a real throwback. I truly love that state, 229 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,679 Speaker 1: but you know, there's some there's some weird ship that 230 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 1: happens there. Also. What was really cool about that is 231 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,360 Speaker 1: because you were there to shoot pitch Perfect and I'm like, 232 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 1: I'm going visit my boy because I like to visit 233 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 1: my boys on set, and you do, and I love 234 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 1: that for you. Yes, I love that. I was imagining 235 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 1: like it to be kind of like, you know, a 236 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:19,559 Speaker 1: pitch Perfect atmosphere. Maybe everybody's everyone's uh owners. Oh no. 237 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 1: It was debaucherous, but it was a tarrone down. It 238 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,720 Speaker 1: was Louisiana that was the drum because I've ever been. 239 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: It was so bad that at the end of the 240 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 1: shooting the first movie, my piss was turning colors. It 241 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,560 Speaker 1: was like a darker. It was like coming out like 242 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,560 Speaker 1: a brownish and I'm like, okay, wow, yeah, that's not 243 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: I feel that, Like, okay, the liver is starting to fail. 244 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: Time to pump the brakes here, like in uh in 245 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 1: Ghostbusters too, where she turns on the bathtub and it's 246 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,000 Speaker 1: just water, but then after a second it's like pink, 247 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 1: pink sludge just coming out. That's not. It wasn't so 248 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: much pink sludge. It was definitely not. It wasn't exactly 249 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:00,680 Speaker 1: like Ghostbusters. Then, I don't know what you're talking brings 250 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 1: everything back. Wasn't Ghack coming out of his dick? No, 251 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 1: Like if you turn on a faucet that hasn't been 252 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,240 Speaker 1: turned on forever and the water comes out kind of 253 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 1: weird color for a minute until the freshwater cycles through. 254 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: Did that happen in Ghostbusters? It's like, it's like what 255 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 1: the water probably looked like when they did like the 256 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: first take of that shot, like ghost in Ghostbusters too, 257 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,000 Speaker 1: if you can imagine not oh, in the deleted scenes, Yeah, 258 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: it's from the it's from the deleted scenes. Like when 259 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 1: they did take one and they turned it on, it 260 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 1: was like brown, then water, and then the pink stuff. 261 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 1: So that's what Adam is talking about. Thank you. Everything 262 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: needs to relate back to Ghostbusters too. For Jersey to understand. 263 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 1: I will say that a good indicator to me that 264 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: I've been drinking too much is that my pisch will 265 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: kind of start to smell exactly like cat food exactly 266 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: half food, right right, or like Oscar's diaper from Ghostbusters too, right? 267 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: See that makes sense, right characters do do? It smells 268 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,280 Speaker 1: like Whiskers cat food exactly like Whiskers cat food. And 269 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: that's when I know there's a problem. Did you grow 270 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 1: up with cats? Um? I had a stray cat named 271 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:19,200 Speaker 1: Jessica that I adopted. You did, Yeah? Can I pull 272 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 1: out the deep dive card and make you talk more 273 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: about your straight cat Jessica? Yeah? So that? Yeah? So 274 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 1: you know how I used to do a paper out 275 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: every morning when I was a youngster. That was the 276 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: morning routine. Was this really cute, like furry brown cat 277 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 1: that would roll up every single morning like and watch 278 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 1: me wrap the papers. And I was like, this cat 279 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: is the nicest cat I've ever met, and I love 280 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 1: this cat. But she had tons of dreadlocks, like tons 281 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: of dreads in her hair, like like straight up Bay Area, 282 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: just shake them dreads. Dude, that's cool. So that cat 283 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 1: probably sweet. That sounds like a cool, cool cat down 284 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 1: ask cat definitely smoking grape. But yeah, So I eventually 285 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: like decided one morning to kind of like help her out. Well. 286 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: I started to feed her and then like cut the 287 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,160 Speaker 1: clumps out of her hair, and then she kind of 288 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 1: just kept hanging around the house. What you were giving 289 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 1: a stray cat of haircut? Yeah, dude, she had big 290 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,080 Speaker 1: old like lumps, like huge dreadlocks in her like lovely 291 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: lady lumps. Check her out. The things that you just 292 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: said that you liked you cut out. You just said 293 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 1: you liked it. I don't think she was super high. 294 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: She like she had a beautiful coat. Once you like 295 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: cleaned her up a little bit, I thought this had 296 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:35,600 Speaker 1: smoked weed. What was so beautiful in the cat? Hang? 297 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: This was you? Just you. You were like, I'm gonna 298 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 1: bring scissors for tomorrow. I'm gonna give this cat of haircut. 299 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: How old were you when this was happening, Blake, I'm 300 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: in junior high so whatever age that would be, that's 301 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 1: like somewhere like twelve twelve. You don't know what age 302 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,760 Speaker 1: that is. That's what six whatever those things are that 303 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: go to those schools. You don't tell time? All right, yeah, 304 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: fair enough, No, I do well. I'm I'm folding my 305 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,120 Speaker 1: papers on my porch, so it's not like the scissors 306 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 1: are very far away. Yeah, it was definitely part of it. 307 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,879 Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like a I'm bringing my scissors to 308 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 1: this alleyway. She's coming to my front porch every morning 309 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: to be like, yo, you're starting a paper out and 310 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,159 Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, what up right? And when you have 311 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,919 Speaker 1: a paper route, you have scissors just to cut the 312 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 1: bands off of it. It was there. To Blake's credit, 313 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: I am now visualizing this completely. I still don't understand 314 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: why you cut them off when you said that that 315 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 1: was the best part about this guy. I don't think 316 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: that animals like having I don't know, maybe, but it 317 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: seems like animals don't like having big old clumps of 318 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,400 Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the pulley or the commandoor dogs? 319 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm not is that how they naturally settle natural dreads? 320 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 1: But I guess you're in charge and you would just 321 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 1: shave those dogs, bear hid your dogs. Here comes Blake 322 00:17:54,400 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: Anderson can I ask you guys a question, Yes, of course. 323 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:10,560 Speaker 1: Uh So, as you know, there's a cardinal that keeps 324 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: shipping all over my car and keeps looking at itself 325 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,080 Speaker 1: in the rear view mirror, and then we'll hit itself 326 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 1: in the mirror and then sit on the ledge of 327 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,359 Speaker 1: my car and shoot all down the front of it. 328 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: And this has been going on now for a solid 329 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: two plus months, and I bought a BB gun. It 330 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,920 Speaker 1: finally has come uh And I'm getting a lot of 331 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:34,159 Speaker 1: blowback from people, my neighbors. Um, you know, people on set, 332 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,679 Speaker 1: other cast members that are like, absolutely, do not fire. 333 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,640 Speaker 1: Are you firing? What do you mean you're firing? He's 334 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 1: looking to kill the bird, he's hitting the bird with 335 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,960 Speaker 1: the I'm going to shoot. What do you mean in 336 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 1: my firing? You got? I mean, have you been firing? 337 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 1: Your neighbors are mad? Or no? No? No, no, no no, no, 338 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: you're just asking is this okay? Kyle? You're all you're yeah, 339 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,720 Speaker 1: You're You're usually two steps behind. I need you, I 340 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,280 Speaker 1: need you to hear about this right now. No, I'm 341 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:03,160 Speaker 1: right here, right here. Am I firing the baby gun? Yes, 342 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: I'm firing the baby gun? Obviously, why else would I 343 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:11,120 Speaker 1: have a baby at the bird at the bird at 344 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:14,479 Speaker 1: the bird, so I have it yet, But I just 345 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: got the gun, and I'm ready to murder this bird. 346 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: I'm totally fine with it. Absolutely birds and specifically fu 347 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: this cardinal. This with this cardinal. You're a madman right now. 348 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 1: You have no idea. Every day I'm going to work 349 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 1: sometimes at four thirty in the morning, ship and you 350 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 1: go out there and there, and your car door, the 351 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: handles covered in ship, my rear view mirrors. I can't 352 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,160 Speaker 1: look in my rear view mirrors because they're plucked out. 353 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,400 Speaker 1: Get a fucking birdhouse, bro, you're a piece of ship. 354 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,160 Speaker 1: Get a birdhouse and put it somewhere else. I want 355 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: to see Kyle disassemble. He takes the gun, he disassembles 356 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,960 Speaker 1: it and turns it into a birdhouse and says, this 357 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 1: is how you do This is how you leave your 358 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,439 Speaker 1: life's insane at the birdhouse has nothing to to do it. 359 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 1: I've tried to put bird feed. I put bird feed 360 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,240 Speaker 1: on the other side of the yard, thinking the birds 361 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: will go over there, poison bird feed. No, I got 362 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,720 Speaker 1: bird feed I put on the other side of the yard. 363 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,160 Speaker 1: I'm ready to feed the birds over there. But he's 364 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: not interested in bird feed this. This guy is a 365 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,920 Speaker 1: vain motherfucker who just wants to look at his I 366 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,640 Speaker 1: folded the mirrors in. He'll get right up in there 367 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,719 Speaker 1: and still poke at it and making it hard for 368 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,400 Speaker 1: me to see. Now, I'm gonna have to probably pay 369 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 1: extra the deposit because I'm renting this truck. This birden 370 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: needs to be murdered. That's my stance. That's why I'm 371 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: at right now. What do we feel about it? Please? 372 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 1: You know where I'm standing. I'm not. I'm not into that. 373 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,879 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that you should be. I 374 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,960 Speaker 1: don't think that shipping on your car's grounds for capital punishment. 375 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: I just don't. California, we're talking about Midwest man. Here, 376 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: here's what I'll say. The one time that I have 377 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: killed a bird was in Kyle's backyard, in his mom's backyard. 378 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,920 Speaker 1: I shot it with paints gun, and I immediately felt 379 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 1: remorse for killing the bird. Okay, yeah, but you guys 380 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 1: don't go hunting or do anything like that. Also, here's 381 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,159 Speaker 1: here's the most fucked up thing about that. What Blake 382 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: did and my mom's backyard. My mom is a bird 383 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:19,159 Speaker 1: watcher and she had birdhouses all over the backyard and 384 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,119 Speaker 1: had just turned our backyard into a bird sanctuary where 385 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 1: the birds are like protected. She did that and Blake 386 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 1: grabbed paintball gun shot at this bird the trust. I 387 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,679 Speaker 1: didn't think i'd hit it. I didn't think i'd hit it. 388 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: You fucking got it. The bird fell from the tree. 389 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: We were like, oh, ship, what just happened. We grabbed 390 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,159 Speaker 1: a shovel and went over there and picked it up 391 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: the little limbs with the shovel a couple of times, 392 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 1: because you have to do You have to deal with 393 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,080 Speaker 1: it afterwards too. You gotta pick up the limp body 394 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 1: and throw it over somebody else's fence. You feed it 395 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,280 Speaker 1: to a dog or something. Are you? Are you prepared 396 00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: to throw the dead body over somebody else's fence? Absolutely, 397 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,480 Speaker 1: he doesn't. That was like a little finch or something 398 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: that we're talking about. A cardinal. This is a beautiful bird. 399 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 1: This is a this is a state bird. This is 400 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,719 Speaker 1: You can't kill a cardinal why just because it's pretty 401 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 1: cardinal rule? No, that's the cardinal rule. Cardinal rule. I mean, Adam, 402 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,199 Speaker 1: I've wrestled with this ship before, and like, because I 403 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,480 Speaker 1: want to kill I would I want to my wife, 404 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: I want to kill I just wrestler. Instead, I wanted 405 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 1: to kill all the rabbits that were eating my ship. 406 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,639 Speaker 1: I was ready to kill guy for sure, would have 407 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,720 Speaker 1: killed I remember you telling the stories. I would have 408 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,440 Speaker 1: murdered those rabbits without a doubt. That's good eating. Right now, 409 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,400 Speaker 1: you know what I have right now? I'm I'm I'm 410 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,640 Speaker 1: wrestling with his deer. I got deer that walk into 411 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,440 Speaker 1: my front yard and they're just eating all my ship 412 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 1: and I'm fucking heated. Are you out of your mind? 413 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,480 Speaker 1: That is a gift? Well? I feel like you could 414 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 1: shoot them with a like a baby gun or a 415 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 1: pellet gun and that won't kill them, but they'll be like, oh, 416 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,439 Speaker 1: we can't come around here. I can't do that. I 417 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 1: can't do that. I love Adams like you can throw 418 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,120 Speaker 1: a live chainsaw Adam that always think about I did 419 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,760 Speaker 1: think about putting like fucking like a soft tip on 420 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 1: a on an arrow, or get like a soft tipped 421 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,120 Speaker 1: arrow and shoot him at I'm just as scare him. 422 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: That seems more insane than just getting a little BB 423 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: gun that's not going to do anything to him. Wait, 424 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: so maybe I feel like Kyle might be projecting because 425 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,640 Speaker 1: you're talking about killing cardinal. He's over here saying he's 426 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,640 Speaker 1: exploding arrow tipping deer in his friend exploding. I said, 427 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,720 Speaker 1: a soft tip arrow player. What is that? You said? 428 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 1: Small grenade arrow. I'm saying, I'm gonna make it. I'm 429 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,879 Speaker 1: gonna make it. I'm gonna make it so it doesn't 430 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,639 Speaker 1: stick in when it hits him, it just thunks. All 431 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,400 Speaker 1: you're gonna die. That's really gonna work. That's really gonna work, Kyle. 432 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,640 Speaker 1: Kyle's like, hey, honey, I made this. Check it out. 433 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,119 Speaker 1: I wants me to kill this. I've said I've been 434 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:40,280 Speaker 1: wrestling with this. I go hunting with family and friends 435 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 1: once a year. My dad, some of his friends, meet 436 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,040 Speaker 1: some of my friends. We go a pheasant hunting half 437 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,239 Speaker 1: for eighteen years. Now, this will if we were if 438 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,679 Speaker 1: we can do it this year, this will be our 439 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: eighteenth year going together. And it's awesome and it's pheasant 440 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 1: hunting and it's birds to fuck them and uh but 441 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,840 Speaker 1: people eat these peasant, but we take them, we clean them, 442 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 1: and people eat them. And I'm for that. I'm not 443 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,879 Speaker 1: just about murdering animals, like I'm not taking my baby 444 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 1: gun and eat the cardinal. I'm all about that too. 445 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: I mean, hang on a second, let's rewind a minute. 446 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,640 Speaker 1: It sounded like you kind of we're not just about 447 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,680 Speaker 1: taking this baby gun and just going around and shooting 448 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 1: any bird out of the sky that I see or 449 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: any animal that's just in They are not doing anything. 450 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,960 Speaker 1: But if this, but if this cardinal is shifting all 451 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 1: over my car every day, dude, and it's gonna costing 452 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 1: me Monday money, so I'm gonna so I think I'm 453 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,280 Speaker 1: gonna murder this card Look, I will. You are allowed 454 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,679 Speaker 1: to murder the card for Monday. If you eat it. 455 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 1: You gotta eat the cardinal. You eat the cardinal, you 456 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,480 Speaker 1: can kill it. And that's the deal. That's the deal. 457 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 1: That could be I'll feed it to a dog or something. 458 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,919 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna eat a cardinal. You have to at 459 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Speaker 1: least eat a wing. They're not large enough to there's 460 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: no meat on. Wait, so what was your argument about 461 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,439 Speaker 1: pheasants then? What was that? You were like, I do 462 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 1: this because we eat it, and you're like, do this 463 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,439 Speaker 1: because it's gonna cost me Monday and talking, I'm just 464 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 1: saying I'm not I'm not. I'm not all about murdering 465 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: every animal that I see. I'm not a psychopath. I'm 466 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: not just walking around with a gun trying to kill 467 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:16,119 Speaker 1: a small animals. And how you are now? You you 468 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,000 Speaker 1: are walking around in your back gard. It's in my 469 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 1: driveway and I'm sniping it from my kitchen. I think 470 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,359 Speaker 1: you can shoot it. You can. You can shoot at rats. 471 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 1: I think you can shoot at rats. I think you 472 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,720 Speaker 1: can shoot it. Fucking cardinals are red flying rats. Yeah exactly, 473 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: they're just red flying rats as you can shoot. Pigeons 474 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 1: are beautiful, they're doves. So it's weird that you guys 475 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,080 Speaker 1: are like making this animal just because it's pretty. You're 476 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 1: making it better than than rats. It's a state bird, 477 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: it's not blake. Why do you fly out there, shave it, 478 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,120 Speaker 1: feed it and make it your own? Bring well? Why 479 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,160 Speaker 1: don't you fly about it? So dur Where do you stand? 480 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: Where do you stand on this take? The more I 481 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,359 Speaker 1: keep thinking of, like a the solutions that have like 482 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,640 Speaker 1: other moving parts. I was gonna go, hey, why don't 483 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,280 Speaker 1: you put on those little spiky strips on top of 484 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: the mirror so it doesn't land there? Smart? It also 485 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: way too much time and not as fun as fucking 486 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 1: getting a baby gun and it was killing the bird, 487 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,360 Speaker 1: and then it's over, it's done with. You can bury it. 488 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,720 Speaker 1: It might not even kill it. It might just take 489 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,400 Speaker 1: it and go. You know what, I gotta get out 490 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,159 Speaker 1: of here. What if it looks right back at you 491 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,480 Speaker 1: and just goes, Okay, you're gonna hurt the bird. And 492 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: if you don't hurt the bird, you're gonna fucking hurt 493 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: your fucking truck. Dude, I guarantee you're going to shoot 494 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: at that birden. It's an air soft guy. It's gonna 495 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,320 Speaker 1: cost you so much more money. It's an air soft guy, 496 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 1: just like those those like plastic plastic. Yeah, they ain't 497 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: gonna do ship. Yeah, it's strong. It is strong. I mean, admittedly, 498 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,199 Speaker 1: might as well hit it with a NERF gun. Why 499 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,200 Speaker 1: don't you get a fucking get a NERF gun? And 500 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,600 Speaker 1: my phone is green light if you eat it. If 501 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 1: you don't eat it, you don't get the killet. Well, 502 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 1: he's not gonna kill it. That gun can't kill it 503 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,359 Speaker 1: unless it shoots it like in the eyeball and it 504 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,399 Speaker 1: goes through and out the other eye. But well no, 505 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,159 Speaker 1: then it's gonna be blind. And that's even right, but 506 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,440 Speaker 1: then it won't be able to land on the car 507 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,439 Speaker 1: unless it can smell the mirror. See, this is what 508 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,479 Speaker 1: I hope. This is what I hope. I hope I 509 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,399 Speaker 1: tag it it's not murdered, and it goes back to 510 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 1: its friends, and it's like, yo, dude, you know we've 511 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,800 Speaker 1: been shipping all over that truck for the past two much. 512 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,680 Speaker 1: We cannot do that anymore. Is it just one or 513 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 1: are the others? I think it's just one, but it's there. 514 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,120 Speaker 1: It's only one at a time, so I think it's 515 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,400 Speaker 1: just one. But if there, because what if there's ten 516 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,680 Speaker 1: and you end up killing ted ten cardinals? You're gun right, 517 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,919 Speaker 1: you're kind of got a ja. Yeah, well then I do. 518 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: Then I murdered ten card I'm in South Carolina, dude. 519 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 1: They don't give a funk about killing cardinals down here. 520 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: They don't care about cardinals. St lunatics are going to care. 521 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 1: All right, there you go. This is this is a 522 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 1: very much pro hunting environment down here. They absolutely don't care. 523 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,160 Speaker 1: As soon as I were to telecop yo, it's shipping 524 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,399 Speaker 1: on my truck, He'll go like absolutely, yeah, you should 525 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,560 Speaker 1: definitely kill it, without a doubt. As soon as you 526 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,360 Speaker 1: tell a cop. I was like, what is like phoning 527 00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:06,760 Speaker 1: a what was the telecop? As soon as the telecop like, 528 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 1: it's like that cool w B flip shirt, Warner Brother. 529 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,919 Speaker 1: That shirt was so sick, dude, if you see a 530 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,440 Speaker 1: cop tell a brother what never mind, I'll Warner Brother 531 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 1: put it on the Instagram. Yeah, we're cutting to that now, 532 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 1: and I have no snare on my headphone back. You 533 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:30,680 Speaker 1: just saw the thing Blake talked about. It's a famous flip. Well, Adam, 534 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 1: you know, I hope if you do shoot, you shoot 535 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,760 Speaker 1: to kill man. That's what I'll say. Okay, very good, 536 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah. I do like how he's like, don't 537 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,080 Speaker 1: shoot it unless you just fucking murderous. No, I just 538 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: wanted to hear what that sounded like coming out of 539 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: my mouth. I don't like it. It didn't feel good. 540 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 1: I tried it. I tried to be like one of 541 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,880 Speaker 1: the big boys. Can't do it. I care too much. 542 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 1: You're a big boy. Don't don't make that what men are. Okay, 543 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:03,360 Speaker 1: that's what you said. You said, softass California, softass, Northern California. 544 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,160 Speaker 1: We are the real men men down here. So I'm 545 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,560 Speaker 1: just going with you. I said, soft I didn't say 546 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: male or female. Look if it wasn't in Ghostbusters too, 547 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 1: I didn't say it. You said it. Alright, this is important. 548 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: I like this. Hey, okay, al right, guys. There is 549 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,480 Speaker 1: a thing that I want to talk to you guys about, 550 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:26,040 Speaker 1: and it's you know, it's kind of a hot button issue, 551 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 1: but I really want your opinion. Are you going to 552 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: rock the boat right now? Might rock the boat? Now? 553 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: I'm getting a little seasick. Can we guess the topic? 554 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 1: Can we guess the gibard? Give it a shot? Give 555 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,680 Speaker 1: it a shot, I mean the drama. Mean, I'm feeling 556 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 1: a little We're rocked. I got a big boater right now. 557 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 1: These are drops, These are the best. These aren't even drops. 558 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 1: You're just playing the CD from back in the day. Hey, 559 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:02,160 Speaker 1: what is up with this fucking ac Burner asked UFO 560 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,440 Speaker 1: rollout that's going on right now? I'm like truly like, 561 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,040 Speaker 1: I know it's like a sort of a hot button issue, 562 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: but you guys want to see the backpack I got 563 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,440 Speaker 1: from high school. I founded online. We don't have to 564 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: talk about the US. What's what's the what's the thing? Man? 565 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,400 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Explain to me what what's 566 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: going on this? I hear, I hear, I hear what 567 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 1: you're saying, But like, are you wondering if it's real? 568 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,600 Speaker 1: Are you wondering if it's No? It's like official government 569 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:34,720 Speaker 1: issued statements are coming out that like motherfucking UFOs are 570 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 1: very real, like not only real. What does UFO stand for? 571 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 1: Unidentified flying options? It doesn't stand for like fucking something 572 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,000 Speaker 1: from space. They just don't know what it was. But 573 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,400 Speaker 1: the footage they have, the flight patterns, the things they do. 574 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 1: The flight patterns are you talking about where it's like 575 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,200 Speaker 1: up and down and bobbing and it looks like somebody 576 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,440 Speaker 1: moving a mouse almost, And it's like how it's like 577 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,800 Speaker 1: a very specific one that like they released recently where 578 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,280 Speaker 1: the dude like it dips under the water. Just the 579 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 1: way it moves is is unexplainable. And they're like, oh, yeah, 580 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 1: we saw this like every day for three months over 581 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,280 Speaker 1: the Atlantic Ocean, and like people coming out of the 582 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 1: woodworks like official ass people like this happens a lot. 583 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: We have no idea what the hell it is? Uh, well, 584 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,840 Speaker 1: for sure, I mean yeah there's aliens out there for sure. 585 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: And if it's not aliens, what are they setting us up. 586 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 1: It's not aliens and it's like the Russians or China. 587 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,000 Speaker 1: We should we should just be absolutely terrified that they 588 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 1: have this technology that is light years ahead of anything 589 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:43,040 Speaker 1: that our regular ass combustion engines can handle, going straight 590 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 1: and up and down, that's all we can fucking do. Well, 591 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: that's that. It's just aliens just checking us out, going 592 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,080 Speaker 1: look at these fucking Neanderthals and about it, and about 593 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,160 Speaker 1: ten thousand years they might be able to figure out 594 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: what we what we're doing. La tro zip zap jop. 595 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: You you would rather rather be something from another planet 596 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,280 Speaker 1: or universe, then it'd be the Russians with some technology 597 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:10,000 Speaker 1: that we don't have. I would rather it be another Yeah, 598 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,479 Speaker 1: a totally different planet, just just a different and an 599 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,720 Speaker 1: alien from somewhere else that comes is checking us out 600 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 1: and it's going okay, bye bitch in English. Well, there's 601 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,200 Speaker 1: too many encounters over the years that to deny that 602 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 1: the aliens are out there. But it's what I'm saying. 603 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,600 Speaker 1: But if they're I'm with you, Adam, I'm totally with you. 604 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm not thinking that it's another humane I'm just saying 605 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,360 Speaker 1: I hope we're just not annoying them. I hope we're 606 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,240 Speaker 1: not the cardinals shipping on their truck, you know what 607 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: I mean? That's what you don't want to get killed, 608 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: is what you're saying. Yeah, I don't want I don't 609 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 1: want him to fucking shoot us. It's I just think 610 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,080 Speaker 1: it's weird that it's I think it's weird because personally 611 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 1: like to have it like being like news that's out 612 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,720 Speaker 1: and coming. I'm like, I'm not a conspiracy guy, but 613 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, what are they like prey happing us for? 614 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,840 Speaker 1: Because why why are they dropping it? Now? Wait a second? 615 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 1: What you just you go, I'm not a conspiracy guy, 616 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: but what are they prepping us for? That's a conspiracy 617 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 1: the world? What are they? First of all, First of all, 618 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 1: I have to ask you, I'm not a conspiracy guy, 619 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,840 Speaker 1: because I'm not thinking about it at all. I have 620 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 1: to ask you, Blake, who are they in that scenario? Illuminati? 621 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,000 Speaker 1: You're obsessed with these other Who are they? Who the 622 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: funk are this guy drinks adrenal gland. Well, that's what 623 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,360 Speaker 1: I'm wondering, like is this world news? Because to me, 624 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,680 Speaker 1: it seems like it's just kind of this US drop. 625 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: As I know, I'm not going on Reddit. He oh no, 626 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,960 Speaker 1: I'm not if you want to know if it's to 627 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,719 Speaker 1: Reddit refusing, confusing. Hey, so but like what do you 628 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,200 Speaker 1: what do you care? What? What's so? What's your takeaway? Okay, Well, first, 629 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 1: they're either preparing us for some like some strange nervous 630 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: right now. So this is like the from Signs with 631 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,240 Speaker 1: my guy. No no, no, no, I'm saying they're they're 632 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 1: they're preparing us for some weird, some weird like Earth 633 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 1: Epiphany to send for the others where they're like, oh, 634 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 1: Russia has weird ship that can blow us up, or 635 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,080 Speaker 1: it's going to completely change our universe. Do you think 636 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 1: the goose is gonna come out of the subway system 637 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 1: like in Ghostbusters too. I'm saying, all of a sudden, lately, 638 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,080 Speaker 1: my pistomels like cat food and I haven't been drinking 639 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,359 Speaker 1: that much. I mean, I do hear you, Blake. There 640 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,319 Speaker 1: is an easy way to manipulate images, to put an 641 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,600 Speaker 1: object fuzzy out there that moves like that. But it 642 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,239 Speaker 1: is the fact that the US government is releasing this 643 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,480 Speaker 1: stuff and it's saying like this is real, but that 644 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,280 Speaker 1: that video will get clicks. That video is gonna get clicks. 645 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 1: That video is going to get people talking about it, 646 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 1: so we is always the possibility that they need clicks 647 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 1: and stories and all that. There is the US government, 648 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,480 Speaker 1: the media, the media that's putting I'm not trying to 649 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,400 Speaker 1: walk but it's not. It's the US government that is 650 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,799 Speaker 1: really you seen information that is saying this is real. Yes, 651 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:08,759 Speaker 1: but here's here's my question. Here's my question. Why why? 652 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,919 Speaker 1: And of course there's the flip side to this where 653 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,719 Speaker 1: it's like, exactly, but why isn't this the number one 654 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:19,239 Speaker 1: news story on every channel every fucking night? Then like 655 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:27,520 Speaker 1: if because there's other yeah, that's part until somebody like goes, 656 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,920 Speaker 1: so everything we know changed the other day because UFOs 657 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,279 Speaker 1: are here and like if no one's making a big 658 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,799 Speaker 1: deal out of it, which to me isn't an exactly 659 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,640 Speaker 1: why aren't they It's a because people are like, there's nothing, 660 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,640 Speaker 1: there's no there there. Well, it's because humans, just in 661 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,919 Speaker 1: our very nature are self indulgent. We're not worried about 662 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,799 Speaker 1: it because it's it hasn't landed, it hasn't crashed into 663 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,799 Speaker 1: New York City. You know, we don't have it. So 664 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,240 Speaker 1: it's just like a video and we're like, oh, okay, uh, 665 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,520 Speaker 1: they're not bother in US, so let's worry about the 666 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:06,760 Speaker 1: stock market, you know what I mean? But I agree 667 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 1: and I disagree because it's like, why hasn't this been 668 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,600 Speaker 1: like the biggest viral video. Why do I know Charlie 669 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:17,400 Speaker 1: bit my finger? But I don't know this thing that 670 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:24,360 Speaker 1: because why do I know it? Well? No, this no, 671 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,560 Speaker 1: that's you know what? And you brought me back to 672 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:31,480 Speaker 1: Earth hello, And this is this is exactly why I 673 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,000 Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you guys, because even if you 674 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,560 Speaker 1: remember Adam Dir's when we were in the Bahamas, they 675 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,880 Speaker 1: dropped some ship like this where they're like there was 676 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,439 Speaker 1: something that it definitely didn't come from Earth, and there's 677 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,319 Speaker 1: was like, oh, that just means they made it on 678 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,120 Speaker 1: the like a satellite base. And I'm like, okay, yeah, 679 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,080 Speaker 1: that adds up. That adds up. Didn't you say that? What? 680 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 1: I guess you can justify anything either way, right, Like 681 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,839 Speaker 1: we don't sure unidentified they're flying and their objects unidentified. 682 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,720 Speaker 1: That's the key. We do not know what the funk 683 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,359 Speaker 1: they are, so anything other than that is speculation. There's something, Yeah, 684 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 1: but you care? Do you really care? Though? Well? I 685 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,040 Speaker 1: love angels and airwaves and Tom DeLong So yeah, I 686 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,879 Speaker 1: care man. Well he was on his ship years ago. 687 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 1: He was ahead of it, for sure. It's just weird, 688 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,880 Speaker 1: it seems. Yeah, there's some some some big, big issues 689 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,839 Speaker 1: if it is the case. But yeah, well the good 690 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,960 Speaker 1: the good thing about aliens coming is it will unite 691 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,680 Speaker 1: us as a people, won't you know what I mean? 692 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,600 Speaker 1: Like the Watchman because yeah, because like you're bringing outside 693 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,120 Speaker 1: forest in and then everybody's like, hey, man's not alien. 694 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, we squash all of our but like they 695 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,200 Speaker 1: crashed into the fucking pyramids. Say those are pyramids too? Man, 696 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:49,279 Speaker 1: high five Earthling And then Randy quaids, remember me, I 697 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,440 Speaker 1: can't wait till we do that? Did you guys? I 698 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 1: think that might be a moment where I almost cried 699 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,040 Speaker 1: in a movie. Oh hell yeah, dude, he sacrificed himself, Randy, 700 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,759 Speaker 1: motherfucking don't. Yeah, he really did. I was like, are 701 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,560 Speaker 1: these his kids in the movie? That's his best performance. 702 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,719 Speaker 1: His best performance is his real life. If you just 703 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,839 Speaker 1: watch Randy, that doesn't come. I'm trying to that doesn't 704 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:16,120 Speaker 1: put a little That doesn't guy, didn't he throw his 705 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,400 Speaker 1: hat in the in the ring for California governor problem. 706 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,400 Speaker 1: What's Randy Craig steal? I know, I mean, I I 707 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,680 Speaker 1: just kind of know he went a little bat run 708 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,520 Speaker 1: for some tax shit. I think it had a gnarly 709 00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:33,800 Speaker 1: porno and he had part it was like a political porno. 710 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 1: He was like watching his either him him or his 711 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,239 Speaker 1: wife had like a mask on they were fucking. Wasn't 712 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,000 Speaker 1: it Wasn't it for medical mask? Wasn't it like a president? Yeah? 713 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,239 Speaker 1: I think so. Oh so it was a bit. Was 714 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,279 Speaker 1: this a tape that leaked or was this like, hey, 715 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,759 Speaker 1: we're at home, we're a freaky ask couple. We're making 716 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,680 Speaker 1: our own pornos and then it was somehow leaked out 717 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,959 Speaker 1: or did they come out and we're like, hey, guess 718 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,480 Speaker 1: what now we're porn star because that's what I'm waiting for. 719 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,239 Speaker 1: I think it was part two. I think it was 720 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,040 Speaker 1: part two. I think it was kind of like and 721 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,320 Speaker 1: we're putting this out there. That's cool. I think he 722 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,960 Speaker 1: thought it was funny and I don't disagree. Yeah, that's raight. 723 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,560 Speaker 1: I'm ready for like, when is there going to be 724 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,960 Speaker 1: like an A list? Because now, like how you know 725 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,399 Speaker 1: everybody is like with sex workers there, everyone's like pro 726 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,640 Speaker 1: sex workers now and and all that. So I'm ready 727 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 1: for like an A List star to just be like. 728 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,399 Speaker 1: And I'm also a port like Natalie Portman is just 729 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,120 Speaker 1: like and I'm a porn start out as well as 730 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,320 Speaker 1: a great working porn start somebody to take the whole 731 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,279 Speaker 1: like I had a pe tape. I had a pe 732 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,319 Speaker 1: tape out there, and now I'm famous, but I don't 733 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,880 Speaker 1: do porno anymore. No, no, no, no want somebody. No, 734 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,040 Speaker 1: I'm saying an A List actress or actor Meryl Streep, 735 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,799 Speaker 1: Meryl Streep or Daniel day Lewis or Michael Douglas, someone 736 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,800 Speaker 1: just like some to embrace the art. Yeah, who was 737 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,080 Speaker 1: just like pro sex workers And it's just like And 738 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,480 Speaker 1: I'm also I had my own page on porn Hub. 739 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:04,040 Speaker 1: Checked me out. I making tasteful hardcore porno. Who is 740 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:08,319 Speaker 1: that going to be? Right? Tastefully taste because it has 741 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,359 Speaker 1: to be artful, you know, because they're like they're also 742 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,200 Speaker 1: winning Academy Awards and stuff like that. Porno pirates, Like 743 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,760 Speaker 1: remember the most expensive porno of all the million dollar poorno? 744 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,400 Speaker 1: It was it was a heavy budget. Jesse Jane came 745 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,680 Speaker 1: came to see my show in Oklahoma City, Jesse Jane, 746 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,080 Speaker 1: the star of Pirates. So are you in Pirates too? 747 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,919 Speaker 1: I would love I would love to me maybe I'm 748 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,600 Speaker 1: that actor Adam. Yeah, you're the guy. It wouldn't have 749 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,600 Speaker 1: the same ring to it. People would be like, yeah, 750 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,360 Speaker 1: all right, I can see that. It would for me. Brother, 751 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,680 Speaker 1: you have a porno name for sure. Yeah, yeah, I 752 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,600 Speaker 1: could see that in Pirates too. What mean you could 753 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,759 Speaker 1: see that? You're like, yeah, kind of. I guess, well, 754 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,720 Speaker 1: I don't know any of Divine. Yeah, I guess there's 755 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,920 Speaker 1: there's another. There's some porn actress with the last name Divine. 756 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,080 Speaker 1: I bet if you type in Divine into porn hub 757 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,480 Speaker 1: there's more than three porno actors with the last name 758 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,200 Speaker 1: Divine or first to be off and then strippers. There's 759 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:08,120 Speaker 1: one at every club. Yeah yeah, wait, fuck where were 760 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,799 Speaker 1: we We could be for aliens. We can talk about porno. 761 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,680 Speaker 1: We could talk about a Listen, we were talking about Adams, 762 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,719 Speaker 1: the crossing over the porno. I mean, like, but it's 763 00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,040 Speaker 1: all about money. So an a lister, you know, they 764 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,640 Speaker 1: would they want would they need to do that? I 765 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,280 Speaker 1: do remember and this isn't porno, but like Holly Berry 766 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,680 Speaker 1: when she did that movie where she showed her titties. 767 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,759 Speaker 1: They ain't Ghostbusters? Yeah, what about Joaquin Phoenix? Hold on, 768 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,239 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold of. He was about to 769 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,080 Speaker 1: talk about Halle Berry. Alright, sorry, sorry, I gotta like 770 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,000 Speaker 1: Holly Berry had like never shown her body before. And 771 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,280 Speaker 1: then for that like Hugh Jackman Hacker movie she showed 772 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,840 Speaker 1: it's called Swordfish, Thank you. This is important. She showed 773 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,279 Speaker 1: her taught us and she was joking on some talk 774 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,600 Speaker 1: show that she like got paid two million dollars more 775 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,080 Speaker 1: a million for each topple h And I'm like, okay, well, 776 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,160 Speaker 1: so that's that's close to acknowledg leging that you're doing 777 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:05,200 Speaker 1: it for the money, right, Yeah, and that's a list. Yeah. 778 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,040 Speaker 1: Bella Thorne is on what's it called right, Breaking It 779 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,439 Speaker 1: in Right. She hit me up and said that she'd 780 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,920 Speaker 1: like to be on this podcast. Bella Thorne did, oh, yeah, okay, 781 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,239 Speaker 1: we don't have guests. We don't have guests, but we 782 00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,560 Speaker 1: don't have but we will talk. I'll talk about it. 783 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,479 Speaker 1: We will talk about her. I'll give you a man. Yeah, 784 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 1: well man, I like that. I'm not afraid of message. 785 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,399 Speaker 1: What about Joaquin when he sniffed that dude, or that 786 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,560 Speaker 1: that girl's asked in the movie. Remember he was like 787 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,840 Speaker 1: he bit he bit her ask in the documentary the 788 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,080 Speaker 1: Casey Affleck doc where he was like, yeah, I think 789 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,279 Speaker 1: they don't. I think that was Remember that he was 790 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,600 Speaker 1: like doing cocaine and he had strippers in the studio. 791 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,120 Speaker 1: When he became a rapper. He put gum under Letterman's 792 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:47,440 Speaker 1: desk and he made that crazy I'm still here. Was 793 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:53,359 Speaker 1: called was the Brown Bunny. Yeah, did a little oral. 794 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,640 Speaker 1: But we're talking. I think I think Adam and I 795 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,920 Speaker 1: don't want to speak for you, but we're talking. Please, 796 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,480 Speaker 1: I would love it if you spoke for me. We 797 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,839 Speaker 1: want an a listener to do hardcore porno, right, I'm 798 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,319 Speaker 1: just saying, when is it going to happen. It's going 799 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,760 Speaker 1: to happen. We're walking down the road for yes, because 800 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,320 Speaker 1: if if Jake Paul can box, it's gonna lead to 801 00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:17,759 Speaker 1: Leo DiCaprio doing porno. No no. But Jake Paul is 802 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,359 Speaker 1: doing this like this is his biggest thing, right, this 803 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,799 Speaker 1: is this is different. But like obviously Kim Kardashian was 804 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,200 Speaker 1: first mostly famous from that tape, right, and now she's 805 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,840 Speaker 1: parlayed into something else. Jake Paul's like, well, let me 806 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,080 Speaker 1: fight these people and become more famous. He's like, I'll 807 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,560 Speaker 1: be an evil guy for ten years and then after 808 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,520 Speaker 1: that I'll be just a regular person. Probably, that's my guess. 809 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,600 Speaker 1: Maybe what about it when like Kanye West designed the 810 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,560 Speaker 1: porn Hub Awards, Like I know he did that so 811 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,480 Speaker 1: tight he did, Yeah, he did. He was the set 812 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,920 Speaker 1: designer and the production designer for the porn Hub Awards 813 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,600 Speaker 1: like three or four years ago. So it was his 814 00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,279 Speaker 1: idea for just the orangin Black. He's like, yo, it's 815 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,960 Speaker 1: Halloween every day. Yeah, we all wear masks. I know 816 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,640 Speaker 1: he did that. That's like, uh, because he doesn't necessarily 817 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,400 Speaker 1: need to go over to porn Hub to do that. 818 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,480 Speaker 1: He's just doing that. You know. It's just like well, 819 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,359 Speaker 1: I mean, like what's his name, Dustin Diamond. I mean, 820 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,600 Speaker 1: there have been not a list ors, but like China China, 821 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,680 Speaker 1: r I P Classic. It's usually one people have really 822 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,880 Speaker 1: fallen on hard times. You know. It's like they fallen 823 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,759 Speaker 1: and they need money or there's something else, or they 824 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,680 Speaker 1: just miss being famous so much they just need a 825 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,880 Speaker 1: boost something like that. There's never been like a full 826 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,080 Speaker 1: on Angelina Joe Lee just goes and now what, guess what, 827 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,760 Speaker 1: here's my hardcore porno tape like that that's never happened. 828 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,799 Speaker 1: I think someone will do it as a state. Well 829 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:50,239 Speaker 1: what's his name? Um fuck somebody? No, none of the artists, 830 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:55,399 Speaker 1: um Vin Diesel's porn out. Well, Tyrese was let's go talk. 831 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go think on this. Tyrese was like on 832 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:05,960 Speaker 1: instant life, like shaving his girls. Whoa really was that? Dudes? 833 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,279 Speaker 1: Us some wild instant live right? Yeah, he airs out 834 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,280 Speaker 1: some laundry. Yeah, he's he's got some demons or something. 835 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,279 Speaker 1: Wasn't he like crying on ended? Yes? Hold up, circling back? 836 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,000 Speaker 1: Is it Jeffrey Coon's right counts or whatever? Yeah? The 837 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,000 Speaker 1: artist the artist, right, So back in the day he 838 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,120 Speaker 1: either married or engaged or was dating this like famous 839 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,000 Speaker 1: porno star. And then he I think I've talked about 840 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,640 Speaker 1: this on the podcast. He did this whole photo shoot 841 00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:37,200 Speaker 1: of like full on porno with her with his dick 842 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,279 Speaker 1: and everything. And I was in New York and went 843 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,839 Speaker 1: and saw the exhibit. When my kid, my first kid, 844 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,879 Speaker 1: was like, you brought your child's twelve twelve months old? 845 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,799 Speaker 1: He was like an infant and we were in New 846 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,399 Speaker 1: York one year and we went into this other room 847 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,399 Speaker 1: and it was all of a sudden, just like ten 848 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,840 Speaker 1: by ten ft full insertion close ups, and he was 849 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,399 Speaker 1: like pointing, like whoa oh, and I'm like, I don't 850 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,719 Speaker 1: know if we should be in here. We should get 851 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,160 Speaker 1: him out of here. But then I'm like, he doesn't 852 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,600 Speaker 1: know what he's looking at. I'm sorry, mom, but he didn't. 853 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,120 Speaker 1: That's the that's the He was a famous artist at 854 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,640 Speaker 1: the peak of his powers, and it just did porno. Also, 855 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,400 Speaker 1: I was just thinking about this, who's to say that 856 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,920 Speaker 1: there's not one just doing the p o V stuff 857 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,319 Speaker 1: and we don't know, you know what? I right, like 858 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,839 Speaker 1: a little mask, Barry's going to drop a catalog on us, 859 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,839 Speaker 1: was filling it and then the reveal is coming. It's 860 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,239 Speaker 1: just Jake Jill and All wearing a ski mask, just 861 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:40,840 Speaker 1: Nightcrawler throwing it down allegedly Randy Quaid's porn. Was he 862 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,600 Speaker 1: wearing a mask or what is his wife wearing a mask? 863 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, but if you're at home, feel free 864 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,359 Speaker 1: to pull it up and check it out. Setting us 865 00:46:47,440 --> 00:47:02,080 Speaker 1: d M s about who was wearing a mask? We're bad. Yeah, 866 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,719 Speaker 1: that's a great one. That one sounds so is that 867 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,520 Speaker 1: a kid you said it's like a high school kid 868 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,279 Speaker 1: at like a pepper rally. No, it's college. It's longhorns. 869 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,880 Speaker 1: But still it's like just now has a place on 870 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,920 Speaker 1: our podcast. He has a good voice to making it 871 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:26,799 Speaker 1: like that's we're bad. That's him putting on the low man. Yeah, 872 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,560 Speaker 1: he's he's he's throwing it down. It's clear though, he's 873 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,759 Speaker 1: like the quarterback or something. It's a big deal. It's 874 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:37,160 Speaker 1: a stadium. Yeah, his nuts have been dropped, right right, right, alright, alright, good, 875 00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,839 Speaker 1: good to clad to clarify. Good, he's not waiting for 876 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:44,200 Speaker 1: that to drop. He was his nuts dropped in eighth grade, 877 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,640 Speaker 1: and it's science and throwing dines since then dropping like 878 00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:56,200 Speaker 1: Oscar in Ghosts. I got a big fucking boater right now. 879 00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,600 Speaker 1: That one is so violent? What is that one? What 880 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:05,640 Speaker 1: sketches that from hekek is Losing it Loves. It's just graphic. 881 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,800 Speaker 1: Graphic is different than violence. Just no, that one's violent. 882 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:14,080 Speaker 1: That's not that was graphic. That's from the Adam Sandler 883 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,400 Speaker 1: album that you know when he did his audio sketule. 884 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,920 Speaker 1: I know that I know that's the salon. What is 885 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,400 Speaker 1: the sketch. I got a big is it the goat, 886 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,880 Speaker 1: It's called the Buffoon. He would go like the buffoon 887 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,120 Speaker 1: goes on a date with the valve Victorian, or the 888 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:34,319 Speaker 1: buffoon meets the principal and it'll be Conan O'Brien and 889 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,960 Speaker 1: he just says stuff like I looked at my asshole 890 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,719 Speaker 1: in the mirror. It blew my fucking mind. Blew my 891 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,360 Speaker 1: fucking mind. That should kind of went off back in 892 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,920 Speaker 1: junior high. It kind of reminds me of the comic 893 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,880 Speaker 1: ENSL Dog, like were they kicking it back in the day. 894 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: A little borrowing or maybe a little writing there, but well, 895 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,200 Speaker 1: he was a he was an SNL writer. What's his name? 896 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:04,520 Speaker 1: And he's the Robert Seligel. Yeah, I call him Bob. 897 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,520 Speaker 1: He was a writer on sn L and then I 898 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,439 Speaker 1: think Dana Carvey roped him up for the Dana Carvey Show. 899 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,640 Speaker 1: I just watched that documentary about The Funny to Fail. Yeah, 900 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,680 Speaker 1: so good. I met him when I did The Big Slick, 901 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,719 Speaker 1: which is a charity benefit show that a bunch of 902 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,640 Speaker 1: no Robert Schmigel, Uh, super funny guy, super Schmigel. Yeah, 903 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,000 Speaker 1: it's just Smiel's. Yeah. Anyway, well I was I was 904 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,799 Speaker 1: calling Schmi guy the whole time, so he never corrected me. 905 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,040 Speaker 1: That's nice, that's warm. It was like, what's up, Smig guy, 906 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,319 Speaker 1: and he's like all right. He directed that movie that 907 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,839 Speaker 1: came out on Netflix with Rock not I wonder how 908 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,520 Speaker 1: many times I I give someone a nickname and totally 909 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,800 Speaker 1: butchered their actual name. Actually takes you six months to 910 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,839 Speaker 1: like really know someone's name and then yeah, then you're good. 911 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,440 Speaker 1: Maybe like of the time. Yeah, so percent of the 912 00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:03,320 Speaker 1: time I just butchering someone's and while giving them a nickname. Yeah, whoops, 913 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,800 Speaker 1: sorry about it. Uh Yeah. Robert Smigel directed that movie 914 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,120 Speaker 1: Father of the Year on Netflix with Chris Rock and 915 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,479 Speaker 1: Sandler when that came out. Yeah, I like that movie. Yeah. Yeah, 916 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,520 Speaker 1: he's a funny dude. I was cleaning out all my DVDs. 917 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,239 Speaker 1: Did you guys ever? What was it called thirty What 918 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,440 Speaker 1: was it called thirty minutes or less? McBride's in it? Yeah, 919 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,279 Speaker 1: I never saw that. I'm gonna dust it off, like, 920 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,960 Speaker 1: what is it a Z? It's a z's Schwartzen and 921 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:34,200 Speaker 1: McBride and Jesse Eiser. It was kind of based on 922 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,719 Speaker 1: the actual guy who there is a documentary on that's 923 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,759 Speaker 1: fucking unreal where a dude gets a bomb strapped to him. 924 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,240 Speaker 1: Oh all right, and they were like, oh, that's funny. 925 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,560 Speaker 1: They made a comedy out of it. Wait is it 926 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,560 Speaker 1: that thing that's on Netflix right now where there was 927 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,000 Speaker 1: like that the guy had a bomb strapped to his 928 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,279 Speaker 1: neck and he had to go into the bank or whatever. Yes, 929 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,919 Speaker 1: you should watch it because it's super fucking dope. There's 930 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,960 Speaker 1: like a lady it was like, I'm a fucking genius, 931 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,880 Speaker 1: and it turns out she is just like a master manipulator. Um, 932 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,719 Speaker 1: somebody like put this like Colorado dude's neck and he's like, 933 00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,240 Speaker 1: it's going to go off, and then they figure out 934 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,719 Speaker 1: who did it? YadA YadA YadA. Ok. Yeah, I I 935 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,480 Speaker 1: never watched that doc, but it it looked freaking cool. 936 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,759 Speaker 1: It's good. The woman who's like the mastermind is super fascinating. 937 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:26,399 Speaker 1: So that story spawned the like a funny comedy. Yeah yeah, 938 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:34,360 Speaker 1: wait a second, this guy exploded with laughter. Um. Kevin 939 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:39,960 Speaker 1: Hart is c Murder in Prison Road in three finger shape. 940 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,920 Speaker 1: I'd watch it. Watch it, man, watch it. If it's 941 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,360 Speaker 1: on Netflix, I'll click on it, dude. Netflix has so 942 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,160 Speaker 1: many of those weird um where it's like people on 943 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,680 Speaker 1: death row documentaries. I fall into those. They are just 944 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,359 Speaker 1: so scary and fascinating to me. Where it's just like 945 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,840 Speaker 1: people that are on death row and they're like admitting 946 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:04,600 Speaker 1: to their crimes and just like watching, like studying those 947 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,120 Speaker 1: kinds of people is so crazy to me, just like 948 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,840 Speaker 1: the look in their eyes, it's just like total madness. 949 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,360 Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know. Do you ever do 950 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,360 Speaker 1: you ever watch those like lifers when you actually watch 951 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,560 Speaker 1: like serial killers, like people who have no end, like 952 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,319 Speaker 1: you know, they're total sociopath they're broken. Yeah, I mean 953 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,840 Speaker 1: it's super interesting because you're like, what drives a person 954 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,560 Speaker 1: to do this stuff? And it's interesting has that look 955 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,239 Speaker 1: in his eyes sometimes? You know. One time I was 956 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,080 Speaker 1: I was watching one of those and then forty five 957 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,319 Speaker 1: minutes later, I was like, that is a mirror and 958 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:45,920 Speaker 1: I was like, um, yeah, those people are just broken, 959 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:50,360 Speaker 1: they don't they They're like beaten dog. That's the funniest reveal, 960 00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,400 Speaker 1: Just like cut to you quietly looking at yourself in 961 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,560 Speaker 1: the mirror. I was. I had the remote and I 962 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,520 Speaker 1: was like, oh god, look at it is. I watched 963 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:04,520 Speaker 1: like three episodes of the Murderous Show honey, you gotta 964 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:08,480 Speaker 1: watch this. Honey, get up here under you're looking in 965 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,759 Speaker 1: a mirror, sweetheart, whoam I'm gonna go get a slice 966 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:19,839 Speaker 1: of pie from the refrigerator. I'm gonna go for a drive. Uh, 967 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,400 Speaker 1: just keep your phone on you turn on the tracking. 968 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,560 Speaker 1: But it's the same thing about like how people are 969 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,360 Speaker 1: like pit bulls aren't bad dogs, they're just given owners 970 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,920 Speaker 1: who want fucking fighting dogs are like ferocious dogs. Treat 971 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,520 Speaker 1: those dogs like ship because they want to be like 972 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,799 Speaker 1: mean and stuff. Like some of these people just have 973 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,040 Speaker 1: fucking either like a lot of ship or one thing 974 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,160 Speaker 1: that really fucked him over. And they didn't have anywhere 975 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,360 Speaker 1: to go to get any answers or like people to 976 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:49,120 Speaker 1: talk to. They had nobody to correct the path, or 977 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,600 Speaker 1: they were just swimming. They just kept swimming, and they 978 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,960 Speaker 1: had no one to talked to. The bomb of the 979 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,319 Speaker 1: pool and they got they got they got kicked off 980 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,360 Speaker 1: the two and here they are. They didn't have anybody 981 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,560 Speaker 1: to turn to. And they had two older brothers that 982 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,840 Speaker 1: kind of got all the attention from their parents, and 983 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,080 Speaker 1: their mom would whip them awake in the morning right 984 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,160 Speaker 1: and feed them raw hamburger that might have been humans right, 985 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,759 Speaker 1: and before they go to sleep at night, they say 986 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,640 Speaker 1: sweet dreams to the possum at the foot of their 987 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,799 Speaker 1: bed that may or may not be there. It could 988 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,400 Speaker 1: just be a possum that's not even there. Connie, I 989 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,040 Speaker 1: got your wait? Is that a story of yours? Did 990 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,200 Speaker 1: you used to say good night to a possum that 991 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,360 Speaker 1: wasn't there? Yeah? Was this a reveal? No, I'm just 992 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,399 Speaker 1: saying something insane. He was making he was he made 993 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,840 Speaker 1: something up we were calling. I think that came real easy. 994 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,800 Speaker 1: I feel like there's some weird story from your childhood 995 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,600 Speaker 1: where you just had a pet possum. He can I 996 00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:42,000 Speaker 1: keep him? The closest thing to me having a ghost 997 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,279 Speaker 1: possum at the foot of my bed is I used 998 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,799 Speaker 1: to say, like, what would you rather? Would you rather 999 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,640 Speaker 1: find a possum at the foot of your bed, like 1000 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,880 Speaker 1: under your covers, or look down in the toilet and 1001 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:55,200 Speaker 1: find a possum like in the water. Wait? Why are 1002 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,719 Speaker 1: you taking a ship though? Or you? Yeah, where you're 1003 00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,279 Speaker 1: sitting in pain? We by the way, we should get 1004 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,520 Speaker 1: into that you're sitting though. Yeah, I gotta start, I 1005 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,000 Speaker 1: gotta start. What do you mean you gotta start? I'm 1006 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,440 Speaker 1: getting I'm i gotta start sitting and peeing. I'm getting 1007 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,560 Speaker 1: fucking railed for leaving the seat up. I'm so goddamn tired. 1008 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm not like paying attention, and I'm getting sucking rail Well, 1009 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,600 Speaker 1: for sure, you piss all over the seat. You're a monster. 1010 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:21,000 Speaker 1: I'm messy too about you. Yeah, I fucking spray all 1011 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,000 Speaker 1: over I hit the corners of the bathroom. You're a 1012 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,239 Speaker 1: real hoster. But do you leave the seat down when 1013 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,560 Speaker 1: you piss though? No, No, I do not, But I 1014 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,120 Speaker 1: just don't put it back. I had a college roommate 1015 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,480 Speaker 1: who did that, and we had to like fucking shake 1016 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:36,160 Speaker 1: him down to jump him. We had like we had 1017 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,040 Speaker 1: to lay this guy down and fuck him. We had 1018 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:43,120 Speaker 1: to fuck this guy. I was like, open wide, um, homy, 1019 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,200 Speaker 1: can we talk to you real quick? And he would 1020 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,280 Speaker 1: just piss on the seat. We thought it was water 1021 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,080 Speaker 1: for a long time, and then we realized We're like, wait, 1022 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,319 Speaker 1: did you just not put the seat up? And he 1023 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,640 Speaker 1: was like, oh no, and we were like, you've been 1024 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,280 Speaker 1: doing this for months. I get it, though, but sometimes 1025 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,080 Speaker 1: but you're like, you know, when you don't put the 1026 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,880 Speaker 1: seat I have done that a lot in the past, 1027 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,239 Speaker 1: and it's like, I trust my aim. I'm a great aim. 1028 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,520 Speaker 1: I'll be fine, but you're not. I'm sorry, So you 1029 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,280 Speaker 1: do you are that guy? No, I'm not that guy anymore. 1030 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,560 Speaker 1: I'm just leaving it up now. I'm pulling it up 1031 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,880 Speaker 1: and I'm leaving it up. So you have been that 1032 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,400 Speaker 1: guy when we used to share a bathroom, I remember 1033 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,480 Speaker 1: multiple times, and there would be pissed on the seat 1034 00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,360 Speaker 1: back in the debt for sure. Yeah, well you know, 1035 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,040 Speaker 1: I mean I was the only one cleaning the bathroom, 1036 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:28,239 Speaker 1: so I didn't think it really matter. You know, seven years, 1037 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,680 Speaker 1: only one right here. Adam is like enough, never clean 1038 00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,040 Speaker 1: the bathroom once. Well, Adam is not going to clean 1039 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:40,600 Speaker 1: your piss, my queen, My queen, I don't do that. 1040 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,960 Speaker 1: I sit I have and I have forever. I sit 1041 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,719 Speaker 1: down and piss. When I'm at home, I sit down 1042 00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,600 Speaker 1: and piss into it. Now maybe more, maybe it might 1043 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,880 Speaker 1: the time I'm always sitting down and pissing. People have 1044 00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,520 Speaker 1: been like, oh, is that in that like a mask? Lady, 1045 00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:00,480 Speaker 1: Absolutely not. It's way more comfortable. I it's for a 1046 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,080 Speaker 1: really long time. I drink a lot of fluids, that 1047 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,239 Speaker 1: is true. I have to sit down. You take short 1048 00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:09,080 Speaker 1: poops and long piece. I do take short poops and 1049 00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,880 Speaker 1: really long piece. I think the disconnect I have is 1050 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:16,160 Speaker 1: like exposing my ass while peeing, Like I think that 1051 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:21,520 Speaker 1: that's a problem and keep going please yeah, yeah, what else? 1052 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,920 Speaker 1: I just find it to be not like utilitarian. It's like, no, 1053 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:29,760 Speaker 1: I have the hardware to just well basically unzipped. No, 1054 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,800 Speaker 1: And we all know what that means. One needs to 1055 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,720 Speaker 1: explain it. Yeah, well you know, like it's like, why 1056 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,440 Speaker 1: do I have to expose my ass and pull my 1057 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,120 Speaker 1: pants all the way down to my ankles when all 1058 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,720 Speaker 1: I really need to do is drop them a couple 1059 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,840 Speaker 1: inches because you're gonna get on your phone for him, 1060 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,919 Speaker 1: because you're just going to look at your fickle load 1061 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,560 Speaker 1: off Annie. I understand it's smarter. I get it's a 1062 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,120 Speaker 1: little bit more intelligent, but this is the gripe I 1063 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,440 Speaker 1: might have with it. All right. See, I don't do 1064 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,480 Speaker 1: it when I'm out in public, well not all the time, 1065 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,600 Speaker 1: but usually public toilets are a little more disgusting. So 1066 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,320 Speaker 1: you're like, I don't want to chill in there? Yeah 1067 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,080 Speaker 1: I would never. Oh, I'd rather just take a piss 1068 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,360 Speaker 1: in the jurnal and then go shoot berths I'd rather 1069 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:08,840 Speaker 1: just assassinate the journal is the Jurnal is gnarly too, 1070 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,720 Speaker 1: because that ship splashes back like no other, Like you 1071 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,200 Speaker 1: gotta hit the little seashell man, no matter what you're 1072 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,520 Speaker 1: getting a little missed, you're getting you're getting a missed. 1073 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,800 Speaker 1: You don't piss straight ahead and like wrap it around 1074 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,200 Speaker 1: the corner. Like in the corner. The best thing to 1075 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,560 Speaker 1: do is back up about six ft. If I wear 1076 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:28,840 Speaker 1: shorts or saying social distance, it just completely opens my eyes. 1077 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,240 Speaker 1: How much I'm pissing all over my feet? Right? Every 1078 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:37,040 Speaker 1: time about a urinal? So much piss gits on my legs, right, 1079 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,760 Speaker 1: it's inevitable. Here's a good question. And ladies at home 1080 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,480 Speaker 1: who really don't spend time in a men's bathroom you 1081 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:47,720 Speaker 1: might be shocked by this, but guys, there's always at 1082 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:52,240 Speaker 1: least some urine underneath a urinal every time, every time 1083 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:56,680 Speaker 1: without at the film, and there's there's always so many 1084 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,200 Speaker 1: pubes in the Urnal as well, Like how how are 1085 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,440 Speaker 1: your how are you shedding this much? It gets cleaned 1086 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:06,120 Speaker 1: every day. Here's my question, what is the acceptable amount 1087 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:10,440 Speaker 1: like square inch wise of urine on the floor that 1088 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,720 Speaker 1: you're like, God, that's gross. That's too much like the 1089 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:19,040 Speaker 1: size of a hand when I slip, if I if 1090 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,000 Speaker 1: I slip going in, I'm a little worried when you're 1091 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:27,600 Speaker 1: barefoot and there's any amount. If it's bigger than a hand, 1092 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,560 Speaker 1: I can't. I'm like, that's fucking nasty. But if it's 1093 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,720 Speaker 1: like five drops, like five quarters on the floor, I'm like, yep, 1094 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:37,960 Speaker 1: five quarters, like the size of five quarters like drops. Okay, okay, okay, 1095 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,920 Speaker 1: Well it is. It is amazing, Like how much I 1096 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,120 Speaker 1: feel like we're so much more open now as a society. 1097 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,600 Speaker 1: And like Russians have ships that can go side to side, 1098 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,600 Speaker 1: we have combustion engines. Yeah, definitely aliens. But like back 1099 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,600 Speaker 1: in the day, there used to be used to go 1100 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,480 Speaker 1: to baseball games or basketball games or whatever, and there 1101 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,640 Speaker 1: would just be a trough where you just all had 1102 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,040 Speaker 1: to piss into a tub together and there'd be like 1103 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,600 Speaker 1: a grown man right across from you. And this is 1104 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,560 Speaker 1: when we were children. So you're just at dick height 1105 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,160 Speaker 1: and there's just dicks on each side of you pissing. 1106 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:16,680 Speaker 1: There's a man directly in front of you. His dick 1107 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,760 Speaker 1: is right in front of you. There's one resting on 1108 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,240 Speaker 1: your shoulder, I got a big fucking boner right now. 1109 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,280 Speaker 1: Hopefully there was no boners. Hopefully there was no boners. 1110 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,040 Speaker 1: You have to arc your piss up into this tub 1111 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,160 Speaker 1: or your dad has to hold you with your legs 1112 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,520 Speaker 1: dangling as you're as you pull out your little dick 1113 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,040 Speaker 1: and just try to get it into. What a nightmare situation, 1114 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,840 Speaker 1: but also what a cool homie move to hold your 1115 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:46,240 Speaker 1: boy up, dude, that's my move, boy dad, hashtag boy dad. 1116 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,120 Speaker 1: I'm so good. It's just like holding that dude up 1117 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,720 Speaker 1: and I like shake him like when he's done, I 1118 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,760 Speaker 1: give a whole body shake to just get it out. Yeah, 1119 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,040 Speaker 1: if the bachelor party is really good, we're gonna be 1120 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,800 Speaker 1: doing that to each other and in the oaths are 1121 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:03,440 Speaker 1: for sure. I hope that I get drunk enough that 1122 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:09,040 Speaker 1: you guys hold me up and shake me to dick. 1123 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,960 Speaker 1: At Wrigley Field in Chicago, there's like a notorious fucking 1124 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:19,160 Speaker 1: trough situation. Um. But there's also these circular like hand 1125 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:24,200 Speaker 1: washing stations. Yes, and maybe I've talked about this before, 1126 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:28,200 Speaker 1: but without a doubt, when you go to Wrigley Field, 1127 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,800 Speaker 1: you will see a little kid walk up to the 1128 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,800 Speaker 1: circle hand washing thing and start peeing into it and 1129 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,640 Speaker 1: everyone is just washing their hands because it's a circle. 1130 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:41,080 Speaker 1: So you're like looking at the kid taking a piss 1131 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,520 Speaker 1: and you're like, uh, you gotta go over That young 1132 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:48,240 Speaker 1: man is unfu real. Yeah, it's a learning moment. It's 1133 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,920 Speaker 1: a teaching moment. Another thing about the p next to 1134 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,840 Speaker 1: you is that when you're a kid, you're like trying 1135 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,720 Speaker 1: to like fucking just I think it's just pe because 1136 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:57,960 Speaker 1: you've got stage fright. These men have had like four 1137 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:02,440 Speaker 1: twenty four beers, so they're just ripping piss out of 1138 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:07,560 Speaker 1: their hogs, right, and immittedly so much easier to piss 1139 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,680 Speaker 1: after you've had a few beers. Yeah, you can't, not 1140 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,360 Speaker 1: even if it's not just the amount of fluid that's 1141 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:16,240 Speaker 1: in you. It's just you don't care. Your dick's out. 1142 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:18,440 Speaker 1: You're pissing in front of other men. It's fine, you're 1143 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,600 Speaker 1: all doing it. It's like the proton blaster from Ghostbusters 1144 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,880 Speaker 1: to right, you can barely control it. Right, it's science. 1145 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,160 Speaker 1: It's almost exactly like the proton blaster. Don't cross the streams, 1146 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:34,960 Speaker 1: don't don't cross the stream, cross the street. That's where 1147 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,800 Speaker 1: you learned don't that's part one. That's part one. I 1148 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,880 Speaker 1: never seen it. That's part one, never seen. Where's my 1149 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:45,000 Speaker 1: snare my headphones? No? I don't like or are there 1150 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:50,520 Speaker 1: any takebacks, apologies or giveaways. Well I can apologize for 1151 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,840 Speaker 1: last week. I gave credit to making the stallion for 1152 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,600 Speaker 1: the best Friend song. It's actually sweetie and do jakats 1153 01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,720 Speaker 1: So sorry to the listening to Doja Cat. Yeah, they 1154 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,400 Speaker 1: hopped on me about that Doja Cat. I do love 1155 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,880 Speaker 1: me some Doja Cat. What a fun name. Now one 1156 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,200 Speaker 1: is love that name, do Ja Cat. I'd like to 1157 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,080 Speaker 1: compliment Adam on his Insta stories or maybe it was 1158 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,200 Speaker 1: your fiance's into stories where you were just having a 1159 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,120 Speaker 1: blast thing in that song. Oh yeah, that's my best Friend. 1160 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,640 Speaker 1: It's great. It's a great track. It brought a smile 1161 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,520 Speaker 1: to my face and thank you, thank you for that 1162 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,479 Speaker 1: whipped out the cam caught that moment in time. Uh yeah, 1163 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,960 Speaker 1: well you know, Blake, I think the song has been 1164 01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,840 Speaker 1: out for a while and immittiately, I don't listen to 1165 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:39,920 Speaker 1: a lot of anything besides Bush, Razor Blade Suitcase. By 1166 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,760 Speaker 1: the way, ever Clear is performing at a bar here 1167 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:48,400 Speaker 1: in Charleston this weekend, and you're in heaven. I'm gonna go. 1168 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,560 Speaker 1: Gotta go. Are you going to go? You have to go, 1169 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,360 Speaker 1: I have to go. I'm gonna go. You gotta get 1170 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,680 Speaker 1: like a backstage pass and find out that dude's name. 1171 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:00,720 Speaker 1: There isn't a stage. That's at a bar. If there 1172 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,360 Speaker 1: is a stage, it's like on a beach, it's on 1173 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,560 Speaker 1: a beach. It's it's a it's a real show. So 1174 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,160 Speaker 1: it's a back floor path. Uh, it's a back floor pass. 1175 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,960 Speaker 1: I have to see Art whatever his last name is, 1176 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:16,800 Speaker 1: and my boy Greg Eklin. So yeah, I'm excited about that. 1177 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,240 Speaker 1: And there, and they're five songs that all sound the same, 1178 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:23,280 Speaker 1: but they all rip, man, and it's three songs. Here's 1179 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,600 Speaker 1: what I want you to ask. If you can sing 1180 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,600 Speaker 1: a song with them. It would be really cool if 1181 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,760 Speaker 1: they brought you up and you did a little duet. 1182 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:34,760 Speaker 1: I am still dreaming of you. You could slay that. 1183 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,600 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, well, at least play that on the guitar, right, 1184 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,240 Speaker 1: you should know at the beginning, I know that chinging, 1185 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:45,439 Speaker 1: chinging that, Yeah, play it, play them in. That would 1186 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,200 Speaker 1: be and people just lose their fucking minds when they 1187 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:55,840 Speaker 1: see me shred on that. That would be meansane. Yeah, Okay, Adam, 1188 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,640 Speaker 1: the rifts over. Okay, Adam, the rifts over. We gotta 1189 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,360 Speaker 1: get into the song. I'd be worried about doing that 1190 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:04,680 Speaker 1: because it's like, what do you do after you've done that? Uh, 1191 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,880 Speaker 1: like in your life? Yeah, like your career is over? Yeah, 1192 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,640 Speaker 1: I just have to retire. Oh I thought, no, I thought, 1193 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:15,160 Speaker 1: he meant, what do you do on stage with your life? 1194 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:20,680 Speaker 1: Your career is done? Because you peeked, You've done peeked black? Yeah? Yeah, 1195 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,640 Speaker 1: I guess you just kind of you do porno. Yeah, 1196 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,000 Speaker 1: you then immediately segue into hardcore porno. That's not a 1197 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,800 Speaker 1: bad idea. That bad idea be the first from modern 1198 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:39,600 Speaker 1: family to hardcore porno modern Cramily, I guess you know 1199 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,920 Speaker 1: what All apologized to Kyle this week. Guys, Um, well, 1200 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,960 Speaker 1: you know you're coming up with solutions for Adam about 1201 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,480 Speaker 1: not killing the bird, which I think is a good idea. 1202 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:53,600 Speaker 1: You don't want to, uh just go around killing animals 1203 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:57,720 Speaker 1: all the time. Um So yeah, I'm sorry I called 1204 01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,960 Speaker 1: you soft. You're a thoughtful man. You got you got 1205 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,880 Speaker 1: a lot of loves, you got a lot of loving. There. 1206 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,560 Speaker 1: We do a lot of loving. That big, big, big, big, big, 1207 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:10,000 Speaker 1: big meaty heart got to lose some weight because that 1208 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,960 Speaker 1: hearts working over time. Oh my god, there's cheeseburgers and 1209 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,040 Speaker 1: the arteries. I'm still gonna say, I kind of want 1210 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,320 Speaker 1: you to be my really really obese friend, I don't know, 1211 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,240 Speaker 1: like a super super huge joe best friend. And I 1212 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,760 Speaker 1: want that for you. I think you'd have fun doing it. 1213 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,439 Speaker 1: God damn it. Yeah yeah, it would be hell of fun. Dude, 1214 01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,280 Speaker 1: eat whatever and don't care. I think of all the chips, 1215 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,800 Speaker 1: all the chippies, you can eat all they chippies full 1216 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,560 Speaker 1: chips and bean and cheese burrita. I feel like, if 1217 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:39,480 Speaker 1: you just drink soda constantly to packing mom, that's what 1218 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:42,640 Speaker 1: it is, right, that's always every like real big person. 1219 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,360 Speaker 1: I know they chug a lot of soda. I have 1220 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,479 Speaker 1: a I have a cousin that's h that's pretty large. 1221 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:52,040 Speaker 1: He drinks a lot of U two Leader sodas and 1222 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:57,479 Speaker 1: then he just has around the crib. Yeah yeah, dude, 1223 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,440 Speaker 1: no more so that's if you if I gonna send 1224 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,360 Speaker 1: about you two Leaders to your house, Kyle, and if 1225 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,880 Speaker 1: you could just oh dude, well, I did actually have 1226 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,560 Speaker 1: a two liter of roop here the other day. We 1227 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:10,640 Speaker 1: should just start sending tons of food to Kyle's house. Yeah, 1228 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,640 Speaker 1: I didn't have a two leader roop here. I'm just like, 1229 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, this two leaders showed up. I'm 1230 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,600 Speaker 1: just gonna keep it out in the workshop. That's great. 1231 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,160 Speaker 1: I was just busting leaders of fag fago on the regular. 1232 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,400 Speaker 1: I'll just another one showed up. Keep it out in 1233 01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,840 Speaker 1: the workshop. So when I'm out there, I'll just you know, 1234 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,360 Speaker 1: that'll be what I drink. Yeah, I would love that 1235 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,720 Speaker 1: for you. It's Daddy's time. Do you guys ever drink 1236 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,680 Speaker 1: a Swiss cream? I've heard of this, Remember that one. 1237 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,720 Speaker 1: No sounds foul. I'm gonna send you some Swiss cream. 1238 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,320 Speaker 1: It's just a cream. Sound like a cream, but it's 1239 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,400 Speaker 1: like crystal clear, it's not PEPSI. I love slurping down 1240 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:50,160 Speaker 1: some Swiss cream. I like that somebody's audition for porno. 1241 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:55,280 Speaker 1: I have no snare on my head. Alright, alright, well, alright, 1242 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. I have no takebacks 1243 01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,640 Speaker 1: or apologies. You know people, I'm sure gonna be like, 1244 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:03,400 Speaker 1: you should take back. Wanting to kill cardinals. I don't 1245 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,080 Speaker 1: want to kill all cardinals. I want to kill the 1246 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,360 Speaker 1: cardinals that are shipping on my trip that tend that 1247 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,760 Speaker 1: visit your trap, Adam. And also, you don't have to 1248 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,680 Speaker 1: take back wanting to kill something, you're going to have 1249 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,840 Speaker 1: to take it back when you do. I don't have 1250 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,120 Speaker 1: to have to. I don't have to. I don't like 1251 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:20,479 Speaker 1: dirt said the other the other week. I don't have 1252 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,639 Speaker 1: to do anything, motherfucker. You don't have to do anything. 1253 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:32,840 Speaker 1: You will hard cut at the very end of the song. Wow, 1254 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,400 Speaker 1: that was I got real aggressive. That wasn't even the song. 1255 01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:39,519 Speaker 1: That was just some girl in her room? Oh? Is 1256 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,000 Speaker 1: that the Brass against the Machine? Bro? Is that the 1257 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,200 Speaker 1: brass version? I don't know. I don't think so. I 1258 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,720 Speaker 1: think it's just a girl in her room. Oh I 1259 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,880 Speaker 1: think yeah, Well, the girl sings this brass version of 1260 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:51,120 Speaker 1: that song and it's off the fucking charts. Check out 1261 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:56,639 Speaker 1: Brass against the Machine. It's dope. And that was another 1262 01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:03,720 Speaker 1: episode Istport