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Speaker 1: fourth of July. It's the two one hundred and fiftieth

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Speaker 1: years old. I'm your host, Robert F. Kennedy Junior, the

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Speaker 1: Head of Health and Human Services, and joining me is

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Speaker 1: always He's America's most patriotic comedian. He attended the MNA

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Speaker 1: fight at the White House Lawn with some of the

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Speaker 1: other great comedians a support President Trump. This guy loves

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Speaker 1: America so much he wants to finger blast it. It's

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Speaker 1: Kyle Quem.

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Speaker 2: Bobby Wow, Happy birthday America.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Holy smokes, Kyle, you really have done? You have done?

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Speaker 2: Ell Yah man, I'm ready to party, Bobby. I can't

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Speaker 2: wait too. Fifty baby, you love you love Americas so much.

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Speaker 1: God, what do you want?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing this July fourth? Bobby? You got plans?

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Speaker 1: Well? As you see, I'm wearing my red white and

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Speaker 2: That doesn't look red to me? I gotta say, is

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Speaker 2: that a red cheryls aet cabernet that's the all right? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: I guess cabaaet red and the blue is a navy blue.

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Speaker 1: There, cabinet and cabaret? Well, and it.

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Speaker 2: Is like big what's going on there?

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Speaker 1: Well? Big vintage wine, which has been around for long

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Speaker 1: before the United States. Kyle wine has been being produced

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Speaker 2: Off when Eddie Murphy was a comic, back when Eddie Murphy,

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Speaker 2: Christ Almighty, and even before that, where the Romans I

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Speaker 2: love Lucy's style crushed grapes underneath their stinking, rotting, lead

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Speaker 1: Alcohol that would bring about mysteries and rituals. That's fucking

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Speaker 1: interesting carry into the you know. And the history of

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Speaker 1: that is that the United States is government. Its principles

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Speaker 1: are based on a combination of Greek and Roman antiquity.

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Speaker 2: That's so interesting because a lot of people are saying

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Speaker 2: But I think the opposite, Right, this is our two

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Speaker 2: than it's ever fucking done, right, I mean, go to

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Speaker 2: No, no one's emigrating to other countries. Everyone's coming to us.

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Speaker 1: That's right. In America is ultimately an open hole that

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Speaker 2: And is that what old glory means?

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Speaker 1: Again? Yes, America is a national glory hall, if you okay,

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Speaker 1: if you consider it, Kyle, and let's there's actually a

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Speaker 2: What was the what was the least fuckable country out there?

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Speaker 1: Raspberry cloid l silver. And then finally whale come, which

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Speaker 1: after that, we have a barbecue plan on the on

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Speaker 1: We're going to be barbecuing six people from Minnesota who

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Speaker 1: Well? President Trump signed an executive order declaring the July

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Speaker 2: Now, especially what is that? That's Doctor Seuss.

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Speaker 1: So no, not Whoville, okay, So Skyle, it's not Christmas

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Speaker 2: So basically you're bringing these Minnesotans in, You're gonna be

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Speaker 2: burning them. That's a good fucking thing. These people deserve it.

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Speaker 2: There's dropping the government from getting there, from doing their

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Speaker 1: Well, it's really fucked up, Kyle. And we'll be roasting them,

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Speaker 1: eating them, pulling their probably bits of their charred skin

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys, Now you know I am gonna say

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Speaker 1: President Trump worked very hard with a nineteen thirties Three

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they were the original. They were the first comedians.

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Speaker 1: They are the first before the Three Stooges.

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Speaker 1: Right after Eddie Murphy came Alome. But Eddie Murphy, you

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Speaker 1: So you love Connor?

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Speaker 2: I love Connor. I love fighting. I love uh just

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Speaker 2: Today is America? Okay, So what is America? What is that?

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Speaker 2: Different, And that's different than what Bill Murray has herpes?

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Speaker 2: You see. This is this is what they don't fucking tea.

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Speaker 1: That's what America is all about. But all right, so America, let's.

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Speaker 2: Talk about it forward. Okay, So it's two hundred and

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Speaker 1: Well, so America is actually quite young, Kyle. You could

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Speaker 2: What would they be? What would Irania be like today?

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Speaker 2: Ninety three year old. So what if in America is

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Speaker 1: America is going through puberty, Kyle. It's the first you know,

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Speaker 2: Now, talk to me about what that means. What is

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Speaker 1: I think while they were all no teens Kyle, and

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Speaker 1: Hey you're a comedian, but that doesn't mean you can't

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Speaker 2: So tell me, it's thirteen America, America's going through puberty.

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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't know this until now. You're living

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Speaker 1: I agree with this completely. History only preserves those who adapt.

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Speaker 1: I'm signing up, Kyle. I'm signing up right now, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: the new Pledge of allegiance.

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Speaker 1: This is incredible together and yeah, all right, here we go, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: hour comedies.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's doing it as Buzz light Year.

439
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: He's doing a comedy special.

440
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing it's called it's called a Little Buzz.

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Speaker 1: What an incredible two hundred and fifty light years it's

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Speaker 1: been for America.

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Speaker 2: That's incredible. That's a little bit of a mouthful.

444
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then he and then he goes to

445
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: America and be But we're gonna do that the Good Year.

446
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: We're crashing a Goodyear blimp in New Jersey actually to

447
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: recreate the Hindenburg disasters. So we're actually doing America's ten

448
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: greatest disasters.

449
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: In New Jersey. And that's to kill some of those

450
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 2: Italian people that you were talking about.

451
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 1: Oh well, I can only hope, Kyle. Okay, but we're

452
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Speaker 1: doing all of them. So we'll be doing the murder

453
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: of Joan Benet Ramsey. We've got a little blonde girl.

454
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna be killing her in a basement and stuffing

455
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Speaker 1: her in.

456
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Speaker 2: We're doing the Ford Bronco Chase.

457
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Speaker 1: We're doing the Ford Bronco Chase. And we're actually getting O. J.

458
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 1: Simpson's son to do that. That was an easy We

459
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 1: got nine to eleven. Nine to eleven. We're doing it

460
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Speaker 1: again and that's very exciting. We have secretly rebuilt the

461
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: twin towers. People haven't seen them yet. They're under a

462
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: very secret special Pentagon reflective tarps. But there's actually two towers.

463
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 2: Down in Orlando. We've built them in Orlando.

464
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Speaker 1: Them in Orlando, and the planes will be taking off

465
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Speaker 1: from the Kennedy for my namesake.

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00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 2: So and I heard it's going to be the monorail

467
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 2: from Disney World. It's going to be crashing into those

468
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 2: twin towers right.

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00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's going to be a monerail. Okay.

470
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Speaker 2: So we got nine to eleven. We've got Gettysburg that

471
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: we're recreating.

472
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: In this one, Abraham Lincoln is fucking shot right up

473
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: the fucking mouth when he's giving the address. So he

474
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Speaker 1: goes like four score blam, and his fucking brains blow

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 2: And then we have a musical performance.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now this is really exciting. We've got a musical performance. Uh.

478
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: This guy, he is a legend. Okay, this is we

479
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: President Trump is actually pausing all festivity. He's stopping the fireworks,

480
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: and it is going to be just this guy's time.

481
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Speaker 1: His name is Richie Redstone. I'm sure you've heard of him.

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Speaker 1: He's a great He's got some great songs out there,

483
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: great albums. Okay, he's done America.

484
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Speaker 2: There were proud to be an American.

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Speaker 1: I mean he is, he is proud to He's a

486
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Speaker 1: real legend. And of course he was out there with

487
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: President Trumph and he was there fighting a good fight.

488
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: And now he's here to celebrate America.

489
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we got him on the show today. Baby.

490
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: He's going to be playing at the two hundred and

491
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Speaker 1: fifth anniversary pill Yormance the night of fourth of July,

492
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Speaker 1: when America officially turns to fifty. President Trump is canceling

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Speaker 1: all other events when he When Richie Redstone performs all other.

494
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Speaker 2: Events, everybody shuts down and just watches. This is like

495
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 2: watching Leo MESSI. I can't wait to fucking see him.

496
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 2: And we got him he's in his studio. Where's he's

497
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 2: in Nashville.

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00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's We're gonna bring him in right now. And

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, people are stopping everything, and

500
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: people are shutting down, Kyle. People shut down emotionally when

501
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: this guy comes on.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: People fold into themselves. They get very different. Let's fucking

504
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: talk to him. Here he comes, Richie Redstone. He's right here. Richie,

505
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: you're here. You're there, and you're Nashville studio. Look at it.

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00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 3: Good to see you boys.

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00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: Good to Richie. Be here are Kyle?

508
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 3: How are you?

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00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: Wow? Richie? He knows your name, Kyle, he knows It.

510
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: Almost sounded like he was saying Argyle like an Argyle sweater.

511
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Speaker 1: Richie, you want to respond to that? Were you calling

512
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: him an Argyle sweater?

513
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because I see things in patterns. For instance, you're

514
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: you're a hounds tooth and uh he's g oh wow,

515
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 3: I'm an house hounds tooth.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Thanks a lot. I love that.

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Speaker 2: Well, talk to us, Richie. So you're performing for America's

518
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 2: two hundred and fiftieth celebration. What does America mean to you?

519
00:29:51,000 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, America. Now this is a an issue, you know,

520
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 3: I'm happy to perform at the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary,

521
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 3: but I have a quibble with the age of America.

522
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Speaker 3: And I know you you guys were given a very

523
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 3: insightful history lesson, but I have a little bit of

524
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 3: a different way of viewing America and her aide.

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00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: Let's hear it. Yeah, I would love to hear it,

526
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: because as far as I know, America is two hundred

527
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: and fifty years old today, Ritchie.

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Speaker 3: So listen, hearken to this. We say, we like to say,

529
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Speaker 3: hearken up. We like to say, Kyle, you're hearkening, yeah, hearken. Yeah,

530
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 3: but you got to do that.

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually don't know.

532
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 3: Make a little radar dish with your haird.

533
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: That's hearkening right there. Hearken.

534
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: So we say, we like to say that God blessed America,

535
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 3: that America is God's country. So it doesn't it stand

536
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 3: to reason a right that if God blesses America and

537
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 3: God began the universe, right, and God knows all time

538
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 3: from the beginning to the end, that America is as

539
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: old as the universe, that the particles that the proto

540
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 3: elements that emanated from the Big Bang, some of them

541
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Speaker 3: were designated America.

542
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: And that whether I've heard about this theory, what's called.

543
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: This is called the America is a little bit older theory.

544
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. I read about this. That's absolutely crazy.

545
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 2: And so the Big Bang maybe was referring to some

546
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: sort of fireworks celebration at the beginning of time.

547
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 3: The Big Bang was the first fourth of July.

548
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh ship, that's why they do fireworks secret.

549
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: That's that's crazy, Okay. So that's this is like when

550
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 2: we found out what the I means on the back

551
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: of the dollar bill. So this is some Illuminati ship

552
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 2: we're talking about. So America is as old as the universe.

553
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: As a Kyle America, if I'm correct. And I read

554
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: your paper, Richie, and you published it, you did. I

555
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: read your paper when it was produced through the Theovontlogical Society.

556
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 3: It's the Theovontlogical Real World Road Rules Challenge.

557
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: Yes society. Absolutely, and and that's the long form name.

558
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: And your article was something that actually we have folded

559
00:32:54,760 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: into our AGEHS platform, which is that the actual quantum

560
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: level of the universe is American. And you're taking this philosophical.

561
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, now, hold on now, I don't

562
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: want to say that all of the universe is American.

563
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 3: Interesting that all of the Earth is American. The physical

564
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 3: area of America it exists now on the Earth. Understand,

565
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 3: those particles and atoms which have existed since the beginning

566
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 3: of the universe have always been America. Maybe a little

567
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 3: bit of it was over there. Maybe a little bit

568
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 3: of it was over there when it coalesced into this planet.

569
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Speaker 2: So it's like euro Disney American.

570
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Japanese Disney American.

571
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Speaker 3: No. The place the part I thought you read, I

572
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: read the.

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Speaker 2: Paper.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I read the paper. But you know Cheryl's

575
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: she had a you know, I was she got real wet,

576
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: you know, all over it.

577
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, so you know, yeah, they like to

578
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 2: fuck on documents.

579
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. We always fuck on new papers. So if there's

580
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: like a new paper.

581
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 2: New paper, they instead of shitting on newspaper, they fuck

582
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Speaker 2: on new.

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00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, like parrots. So what we do is we have

584
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: a giant cage, and instead of doing what you'd think

585
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: you'd do if you had a giant cage, which is

586
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: standing ship in it, we instead go and take scientific

587
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: publications and line the base of the cage. And then

588
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: I have my way it was Cheryl in there.

589
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 3: You have seed in there, we.

590
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: Have we have a little twisted stick that we chew

591
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: on sometimes.

592
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 3: A little mirror.

593
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: Of course, I get very cool.

594
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 2: The similarities are absolutely just insane. That's amazing.

595
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Speaker 3: Let's say that, you know, you get exploded in a terrorist.

596
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: Attack or something. Okay, right, is likely parts of.

597
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: Your body go over here, parts of your body go

598
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 3: over there. To find a hand. They'd say, well, that's

599
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: ours hand, there's his foot, there's part of his eyeball right,

600
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 3: it may be all the way across the street, right,

601
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 3: but it's all you. And then when they reconstruct you

602
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: at the coroner's slab.

603
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: All right, to do a face off, yeah, to.

604
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 3: Do a face off, right, to to reconstruct your face

605
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 3: on somebody else's body so that they can fuck your

606
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 3: wife in the in the parrot cage, right right, Joan Allen,

607
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: you know, Joan Allen's in there, and uh, you.

608
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: Know always in there.

609
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: By the way, let's not get caught up in the details. Yeah,

610
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 2: was it be all right?

611
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?

612
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 3: So America at the big bang, like the blasted apart

613
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 3: parts of your body, right, and then it coalesced interesting

614
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 3: as per God's plan, interesting into the physical space of America.

615
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: Well, we have a special thing, We have a special

616
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: treat for us today.

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Speaker 1: This is really incredible, Kyle, that you got that you

618
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: got Richie to do this. I'm so impressed You've You've

619
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: really taken a step in the right direction as a

620
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: producer of this podcast to get Richie here to perform

621
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Speaker 1: for us live his new hit song celebrating I guess

622
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: thirteen point seven billion years of America three months in

623
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Speaker 1: three months.

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Speaker 2: So folks, you're gonna hear it right now. This is

625
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: an exclusive song that Richie Redstone is going to be

626
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: singing at the celebration on the fourth. Here you go,

627
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: you all let you hear it.

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00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would love This is.

629
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 3: Your number that I like to call wedge, white and blue.

630
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 4: On a mute and lifeless planet. A few million years ago,

631
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 4: there was a lonely super continent with.

632
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 2: That a whole lot to show.

633
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 4: Then one day, one sacred patch of dirt rolled it's

634
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 4: hallowed girth, cried up to the god forsaken sky. I'm

635
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 4: distinguished from this sert. I ain't part of these commie

636
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 4: mountains or this euro trashy babe.

637
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 5: I'm made of.

638
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: Much much sterner stuff.

639
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 4: I'm the goddamn USA.

640
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: So she shook, and she rattled.

641
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 3: Her old bones, rolled.

642
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 4: Into the sea, and as she swam across the ocean,

643
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 4: whispered by christ I'm free. She felt a tugging at

644
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 4: her borders. Look back, said who are you? They said,

645
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 4: were Mexico and Canada. If it's all right, man, we're

646
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 4: coming to because the United States pain't some fantasy.

647
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 6: It's the literal rocks and atoms, and it's you and

648
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 6: it's me, And it's not just the surfaces. It extends

649
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 6: down from the coast to ledge, all the way to

650
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 6: the center of the earth, forming a red, white and

651
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 6: blue edge.

652
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 4: So the US stas she sat there in a prehistoric snit,

653
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 4: for there was none to love her freedom, just some

654
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 4: dinosaurs and shit. Her lonesome miss and boredom was almost

655
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 4: too much to bear. She had to wait a while

656
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 4: longer for the Americans to get there.

657
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 3: First came the heathen natives with.

658
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Speaker 4: Their egalitarian ways, practicing proto socialism and sharing all their maids.

659
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 4: Then came the greasy Spaniards, the Italians and the French,

660
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 4: and the USA could hardly stand there foreign fucking stems.

661
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 4: The British sailed on over, and though it wasn't what

662
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:27,439
Speaker 4: she wished, she had to take some comfort that at

663
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 4: least they spoke English.

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Speaker 5: For the United States, it ain't some fantasy. It's the

665
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 5: literal roxynatoms is you, and it's me, and it goes

666
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 5: down to the Earth's core.

667
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 7: And I'm a damn if I can't pretend that the

668
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 7: magma lizards who lived there ain't.

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Speaker 3: The true Americans.

670
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 4: So then finally the founders signed their deck Lowrey shown

671
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: and after all her years awaiting, she said, yeehaw, it's

672
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 4: all without further ado. She got right to bacon apple pie,

673
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 4: cooking up Monster Tucks and Jimmy Crow and Hoover's f

674
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 4: me I. She fought the good fight against abortion, denying

675
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 4: marriage to the game, and she won that good old

676
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 4: Cold War, propping up Chili's pino'shade.

677
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 7: For the United States, it ain't some fantasy.

678
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 6: It's a literal Rocks and Adams and it's you and

679
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 6: it's me from the.

680
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 7: Center of the planet and from seeds shining sea.

681
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh, great magmaizards.

682
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 2: I bless my loyalties thee.

683
00:40:54,760 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 4: O great magmaism. It really is nicer at the core

684
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 4: lava flows.

685
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 2: A little bit redder down there.

686
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 4: Also, birthright citizenship's a goddamn sham. If you don't like it,

687
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 4: you can leave the same way you came in, through

688
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 4: your foreign mother's treacherous service. Don't let the laby a

689
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 4: hit you in the ass on the way out.

690
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: God bless the ussay.

691
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, Wow, wow, Oh shit, man, that's fucking great.

692
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Richie, what a fucking treat.

693
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: My god, that is something else. I wouldn't have to

694
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: cut his video. We're to cut the video out of that, huh,

695
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: we have to?

696
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 2: That was incredible. I mean, my.

697
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: God, I started drinking during it.

698
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 2: I didn't get what you were saying and till I

699
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 2: heard it in song for him. And sometimes that's the

700
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 2: thing with all.

701
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: So you understand, you understand, it's like it goes down.

702
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 3: So it's the the United States and then the whole thing,

703
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 3: all the way down part of it exactly.

704
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 2: So it's basically what we're saying is sushi should be.

705
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:24,760
Speaker 1: Red, white and blue. No, Kyle, I have to step

706
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: in here. I might have had a couple of drinks

707
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: while you were doing that song. It was worth breaking

708
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: my sobriety to finally party like a fucking fourth of July.

709
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 8: Pard.

710
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 2: I've been doing that a lot lately, Bobby.

711
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: So now to say that to just take your idea, Richie,

712
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: and and and take this even further. And President Trump

713
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: has already sanctioned this through NASA to study exactly what

714
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: the expansion rate of America will be as the universe expands.

715
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: And a scientist who's working at the concern at the

716
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: Heldron Large Collider, And this is a gift for you,

717
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: an American gift. On this anniversary, I want to tell

718
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: you new results that have come out of the Large

719
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: Hell here.

720
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 9: Okay, Richie, you'll be happy to know that the universe

721
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 9: will become totally American in three point two trillion years.

722
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: Yee yee. That's a good old fact.

723
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 3: It is.

724
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 2: That's incredible.

725
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 3: So entropy, entropy and the heat death of the universe

726
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 3: will evenly distribute America across the whole donut.

727
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: That's right, And that's exactly what will happen. You're right

728
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: that at a certain point, the universe's expansion will outpace

729
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: the connection of the stars.

730
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 2: It's exactly right. It's crazy to think that I'm going

731
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 2: to go to you know, I can travel to wherever

732
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 2: I can travel to Brazil and I'll be in America,

733
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 2: you know. And that's what Richie's essentially saying. Well, okay,

734
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 2: this is a quant I don't Richie right now you're

735
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: being aggressive and I think maybe that that hat's gonna

736
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 2: put you in slither.

737
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: You see, Ritchie, this is what these millennials are like.

738
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: They're very sensitive and it's always about my feelings and

739
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: and oh, you're crossing a boundary, Debbie Reynolds.

740
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 3: I'm a raven claw. I'm a raven claw through and through, Ritchie.

741
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: I want to say in President extends an invitation of

742
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: marl Lago, we want you to come down and spend

743
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: some time. That's right, I We're all going to be

744
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: down there, Sheryl me, Steven Miller.

745
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 3: I get to go tomorrow.

746
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: Lago. You're gonna go to my a Lago for the

747
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: four I love it. Richie Kyle, do you have any

748
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: other other questions you want to ask Richie about America

749
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: or what it means to be an American? Because where

750
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 1: were you born, by the way, where you have Richie,

751
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: where were you born?

752
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 3: Uh?

753
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 10: Well, I was born in honestly, guys, I was born

754
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 10: in Lebanon.

755
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: Wow, you were born in Lebanon and that's Is there

756
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 2: a city called Lebanon in the United States or are

757
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 2: we talking about Yeah?

758
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: Were you born in Lebanon, Vermont? No?

759
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 3: No, I was born in the country the country Lebanon.

760
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, in Bay Rude, which of course is very

761
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: American because Ron Reagan invaded there and then nineteen Were

762
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: you a military brat born on a base there? No?

763
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 3: No, my family was Lebanese.

764
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 2: And when did you move to America?

765
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: Though? When did you come here? Ritchie?

766
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 3: Wow? What's going to go on?

767
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: Going on?

768
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 3: Seven months?

769
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 8: Now?

770
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: Wow? Jesus Richie. So you're you've lived in Lebanon here

771
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: you just.

772
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 2: Fell When did you fall in love with America?

773
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? When when exactly did you fall in love with America?

774
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: And how did you develop such an incredibly American and acts?

775
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 3: And well, like I said, uh, you know, uh, my

776
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 3: atoms I believe and I have applied for citizenship.

777
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: But uh, we're going to get you that gold card.

778
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 3: Oh I'm much obliged.

779
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: Uh.

780
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 3: You know, my atoms, my atomic nature going to follow this, Kyle,

781
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 3: You're either American or you're not right right right? My

782
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 3: atomic structure.

783
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: American see now, Kyle, are you understanding that? That's why

784
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: you can find a Chinese guy and he's American because

785
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: it shares the same It's called in physics spooky action

786
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: at a distance. So you see, Richie, his sub atomic

787
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: particles are actually paired with an American I get it.

788
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 3: So it's entangled. You were born in America, techno, Kyle.

789
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: He was born in a Bay Root hospital.

790
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 3: My atomic structure is American?

791
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, well, thank you so much, Richie. We love you.

792
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: Can I call you Dick? Is that what you is it?

793
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 2: Dick Redstone?

794
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? You can call him a Dick red Stone if

795
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 3: you want to. Why do you want to?

796
00:47:52,640 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: Wow? Are you trying your brand of a wacky comedy? Yeah?

797
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: I mean that's the kind of comedy I do? Is

798
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: nickname comedy?

799
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? What do you got for me?

800
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 2: Bobby uh fucking Kennedy Junior?

801
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: Wow? Great? That's great? Good job, Kyle, Thanks, Ritchie.

802
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 2: I want to thank you. And wait, do you really

803
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 2: think that was great? Because I I'll fucking write that down.

804
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: I do want you to write that down.

805
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: I'm gonna write it down to I'm gonna do it

806
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 2: at kill Tony this week, all.

807
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: Right, I want to thank you Richie Redstone.

808
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 2: Ritchie red Stone, everybody, everybody catch him in July fourth

809
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 2: on the White House long. Thank you, Richie.

810
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 3: Thank you.

811
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: That's good wine, Richie, thank you for sending me a

812
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: Sirian Surrah. All right, Well that was incredible, Kyle, that

813
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: was you fucking embarrassed me.

814
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: That was amazing. What we want?

815
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: You embarrassed me? How for you to sit in front

816
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 1: of Ritchie Redstone and not understand his very simple theory

817
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: that the United States is subatomically part of the core.

818
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 2: Origins of the universe at a quad level. I'm trying

819
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 2: to understand the science here. Okay, it's supposed to be

820
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 2: to me confusing science.

821
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: Leave that to me.

822
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's sign off today because I just

823
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 2: feel like I want to get ready for my piss

824
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 2: performance on the reflecting pool.

825
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: So maybe got your cock all worked up?

826
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 2: What's that?

827
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: You have your cock all worked up?

828
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm about to work it up. Yeah, I gotta work.

829
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: To work your piss up.

830
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 2: You don't want to finger yours there in front of Connor.

831
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: You tell you right now, you gotta finger your ass,

832
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: get your prostate worked up so that when you get

833
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 1: that piss out. You get that kind of stream and

834
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: it's really you know, oh yeah, all right, okay, I

835
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: will all right try to get my State of the

836
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: US and.

837
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 2: Give your State of the Union, Kyle.

838
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: First off, I want to say to you before I

839
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: get my State of the Union camera that this was

840
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: an incredible two hundred and fiftieth anniversary celebration episode. I

841
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 1: credit you with bringing America to a matinee okay, and

842
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: bringing it to its niece and eating it the fuck out, okay,

843
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: And so thank you for what you've done for this country.

844
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: You are the Nate Bargatzi of this podcast. Well you

845
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: don't know, incredible, ladies and gentlemen. I'm giving you a

846
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: State of the Union, not as a president, but as

847
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: a health secretary. We know now today because of breaking

848
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: science news, that the United States is thirteen point seven

849
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: billion years old, and that we have brothers and sisters,

850
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: brothers of man among the stars, those who are maybe

851
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: in an armada traveling towards US. If we are thirteen

852
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: point seven billion years old, or thirteen years old, as

853
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: the United States might be, and its adolescent still, the

854
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: checkup is good, the vitals are sound, the blood is

855
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: flowing money moving everywhere around the world, and in this country,

856
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: traffic moving, oil and gas being produced, and the price

857
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: is shooting through the roof, which means things are great.

858
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: We are picking fights around the world like any teen does.

859
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: We're going hey you in Hey, Russia, Hey you great,

860
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: Hey China? Come on, what's your fucking problem, dude. That's

861
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: what a teen does. One of the great things about

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00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: being an American is knowing that some little bit of

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00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: the money we pay into our tax system is murdering

864
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: a child somewhere around the world. That's what's great about

865
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: this country that we could commit murder and be completely

866
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: psychically clean at the end of the day. And that's

867
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: a healthy mind and a healthy body. I want to

868
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: thank you, and I look forward to the next thirteen

869
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: why seven billion years, hopefully not with Cheryl, you know

870
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 1: what I mean. I want to thank Kyle Quim and

871
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: our guest Richie Redstone, and I want to say, right here,

872
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: right now, have you liked this podcast? Have you followed

873
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: our YouTube channel? Have you subscribed? It costs nothing to

874
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: subscribe to do YouTube channel. Yeah, that's right, Kyle, it

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