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Speaker 6: Hi, thank you for contacting. Can I get your first

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Speaker 2: The first name is Brett b R E T T. Huh.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing well? Thank you? And I'm here with my

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, the email is Brett at your goddamn and

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Speaker 3: I am an engineer at a podcast network.

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Speaker 2: You host the podcast?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I work on one of the podcasts on the network,

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Speaker 3: There's a review on our page that is wrong and

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Speaker 6: But inappropriate false okay, yes, and false about the podcast. Okay,

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Speaker 5: You're sending that to my not Brett's email, my email.

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Speaker 3: Great, that's awesome, and I probably know.

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Speaker 6: Easy respond to you. Engineer doesn't say don't talk to people.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, yeah, you don't want me doing that.

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Speaker 1: I deal with engineers and they're yeah, an interesting bunch

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's definitely beginning in context if you within

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Speaker 1: Get a hot dog.

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Speaker 6: Sure, and thank you so.

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Speaker 5: Much, thank you for the help. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I hope you do too.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, bye, so thank you to Uh, we didn't

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Speaker 3: I don't know if we ever actually got her name.

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Speaker 3: It looks like we are well on our way to

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Speaker 1: And we'll tell you if Josh actually is cool and uh,

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Speaker 2: But that's all, folks.

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Speaker 3: Coming up is a guest, a very nice guest to have.

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Speaker 3: John Gabriis is here and he was on the podcast

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Speaker 1: Hollywood Handbook. So I turned to Doug and I look

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Speaker 1: He had been kicked off the grounds for because.

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Speaker 2: blew me away. That was awesome. I'm very excited for you.

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00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if they'll hear any of it,

448
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think it was quite a yarn I

449
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 1: spun and I'm known as a bit of a raconteur,

450
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: and so.

451
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 2: Thank you for regarding I'm glad I was able to

452
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 2: hear that one because I had heard you. I'd heard

453
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 2: people tell me, like people had come up to me

454
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 2: and said, have you heard Sean's story the Bob slide story,

455
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 2: like I haven't, and I just having to wander in.

456
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, which one?

457
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: Well, that was because I had heard I had heard

458
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 2: the the other one, Yeah, that you know, when you

459
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 2: were with Marshawn Lynch at a Lake Placid training tournament

460
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 2: and just talking about quad strength and stuff like. I

461
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 2: think that story wasn't as interesting as this one. So

462
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 2: it's exciting to hear both. Now, the way I tell

463
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 2: it is good.

464
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: But yes, I understand this one has more twists and

465
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: turns the course itself like a course of a whey.

466
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 1: They moved on this, Yeah, shoot of the ice.

467
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 2: Yes, we're pushing it.

468
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 3: Yes, I like Bob's Yeah, pushing it right.

469
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 5: Oh goodness, John, thank you. So you've been on the

470
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 5: show before.

471
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 2: I have, of course, but even longtime fan, no time listener,

472
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 2: and two time guests. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of

473
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: the podcast. I just don't have time to listen to it. Yes,

474
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 2: and what have you been doing? Yeah? These last you know,

475
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 2: just the usual, various live performances, a lot of what comedy? Uh,

476
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: you know, I love to laugh. Yeah, and I'm doing

477
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 2: less and less comedy now and more and more just truths,

478
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: you know. And it's up to you to laugh or not.

479
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 3: Well, we talked about guy code last time, and that's

480
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 3: that's what guy code is.

481
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what guy coded. I drop truths. Some people

482
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 2: find it funny, some people find it informative, and I

483
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck. However you find it, that's pretty

484
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: punk rock. I would I'm not. Yeah, I guess it's

485
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 2: a little throwback of me to behave this way, but

486
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 2: I do. I don't. I don't care for the audience.

487
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: Well, it's not throwback. Punk rock never goes out of

488
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: style to spit in the face of the man and

489
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: to say this is what it is, take it or

490
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: leave it.

491
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess rebellion will always be in style.

492
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: Yes, it takes but a single brick to start a revolution,

493
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: and you John have been that brick for a lot

494
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 1: of guys learning the code.

495
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 3: And I hear right after this, I don't want to

496
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 3: like spoil it for anybody. But you're gonna do drugs

497
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 3: on a podcast, I won't. I won't take exactly what

498
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 3: it is.

499
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 2: N't give any or which podcast. I will say.

500
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: It's a kind that you smoke and it's a and

501
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: you get high from it, and it's uh.

502
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing on this American life and you can

503
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 2: be with me in starly kind.

504
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: And he's yes, and that's and he's joking.

505
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: I'm us. You guys are so good at that, you know,

506
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 2: calling me out when when I'm joking, when I'm the

507
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 2: one saying something.

508
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: I would want and I would want the same from you,

509
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: and I'll give it to you.

510
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: And it's not, Oh, I know you will.

511
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 3: John, Can you do something for us? You have a

512
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 3: lottery ticket sitting in front of you. It's something, will

513
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: be just the fun thing we give to our guests.

514
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 3: I'm sure people some podcasts don't offer their guest compensation

515
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 3: of any kind.

516
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: Yes, but we offer our guests up to a million dollars,

517
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,959
Speaker 1: almost a million dollars and that's after taxes.

518
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: Yes, and the reason the tax is paid one which

519
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 2: is exciting. Yes, the you know I have a lot

520
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 2: of irs issues. So this is like you don't even

521
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: want to have to be on the phone with them, No,

522
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,479
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't even want them to find me period.

523
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: So actually, if I do win anything, i'd like to

524
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 2: put it in one of your names and then we'll

525
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: deal with some sort of party.

526
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: So that works great for us, and I've given Uncle

527
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: Sam my pound of flesh already.

528
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 3: The reason I'd love for you to scratch this off,

529
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 3: which we don't normally do, is normally we buy one

530
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 3: for the engineer as well. But time on our on

531
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: my way into the studio, Engineer Brett is with us today.

532
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 3: Hello Brett, hey texted and requested that's plenty a.

533
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: Breakfast, sandwich and a coffee.

534
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: And that's why Engineer Brett does not have my phone number.

535
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 3: So I said, you know what, that's fine. I will

536
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: furnish you with a breakfast sandwich and a coffee. But

537
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 3: that certainly no you know, no ticky, no laundry.

538
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: As you like to say, no washy, no wash And

539
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: that's my That's how my high school science teacher explained

540
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: semi permeable membranes and cells to me.

541
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 3: And so Brett doesn't have a ticket today. So what

542
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: I've done is I've given you the ticket that Brett

543
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 3: would have had had.

544
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: He not decided to more.

545
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 3: You know, well, I know Oliver twist. It's like more

546
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 3: please can last?

547
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: And then that's where the candy got the idea. That's

548
00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: why there's two candies and eat package. Yeah. Well, I

549
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 2: don't carry anything smaller than twenty So does anyone have

550
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: a coin or something or maybe even like a euro?

551
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: That I cry?

552
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 5: And you don't have keys?

553
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: I don't have key any now, I'm all smart locks. Yeah,

554
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 2: so no coins?

555
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 5: I think?

556
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: Did you did you ask Hayes for the change from

557
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: the sandwich and coffee? Do you maybe have some of

558
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: the did you also demand at least a full ten

559
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 2: dollars worth of things? What about some of these toothpicks?

560
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 5: You have your minty toothpicks?

561
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 6: Ah?

562
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: Yes, and you could probably use the base of this.

563
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 2: To scratch the I can probably track down keys. Oh interesting,

564
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 2: a toyotay, It's.

565
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 5: It's like an ironic key chain.

566
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 2: It's an ironic I purchased an ironic automobile. Oh this

567
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: is Look. I don't want to act like I'm a

568
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: degenerate gambler, but this is a bad sign you got

569
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 2: four numbers in the forties, which is just a sign

570
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 2: that you're not going to see any forties.

571
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: Well, no, you're gonna see all fortyties, but not those forties.

572
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you will see the numbers right around there.

573
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 3: What I neglected to think about was this was this

574
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 3: card has Brett's lucky.

575
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: That's the last thing I needed. Yeah, I would have

576
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: taken a breakfast sandwich. Look see I got forty six,

577
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: forty five, forty seven, and forty two. I've already scratched

578
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: off forty nine and forty eight.

579
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: Uh, that was exactly where squad, and then there's forty

580
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 3: one sliding right.

581
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: You'll get all the other in the middle there.

582
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 2: Oh man, it is such bullshit. Well, thank you guys

583
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: so much for this opportunity for a crack.

584
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 5: At Well you're only halfway, you still have Yeah, I know.

585
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: I'm just not confident.

586
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: And this is a good lesson for the scoop troope.

587
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: And I think this defeatist attitude and this sort of

588
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: giving up halfway down your scratch ticket is a thing

589
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: that stalls out a lot of careers in this town.

590
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 5: Do you agree, Hey, finish the scratch ticket.

591
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you already have your scratcher out, just yeah, scratch.

592
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: You even the last number and find the prize.

593
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then even if it doesn't look like you want,

594
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 3: you should take it to the comedian story.

595
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 2: I make I make those guys check because they have

596
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,239
Speaker 2: the machine, and you know, I don't have time to

597
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 2: read every number individually. But I did get every forty,

598
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: but no winner, no winner. Yes, but that's all right

599
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: because I was not I was not prepared to give

600
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: any money to charity anyway, because because I'm not going

601
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 2: to take it that, I'm not going to take that.

602
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,719
Speaker 5: Sometimes people don't know. I think you might maybe you

603
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 5: did one. I'll take it to the store and then.

604
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: We'll yeah, you check it.

605
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: And then, of course Hayes claims that on his taxes anyway.

606
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 2: It helps you bumps you off the bracket. You know.

607
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 3: Well, if anything that I purchase and then bring into

608
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 3: this podcast room is for.

609
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: The podcast, I've already stabed myself twice with a I

610
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: don't think I'm prepared to have this. And the notes yeah,

611
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: once in the mustache and once in the tongue right after.

612
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 2: Why do they have to make them so sharp?

613
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 5: Yeah?

614
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: It is confusing because it's easy to hurt yourself with it.

615
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 3: And why don't they just make a nice It should

616
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 3: be very soft, a soft a soft ball, because the

617
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 3: round ball could actually hurt your teeth if it's made

618
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 3: of wood.

619
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: I almost so.

620
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 5: It should be a cotton ball.

621
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Should be a soft, chewable ball, maybe with a slightly

622
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: hard shell and softer inside and nice taste. And I'd

623
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,959
Speaker 1: like to be able to blow bubbles from it.

624
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be ideal. And man, imagine if it

625
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 2: came with something to read, like a fortune or a

626
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 2: comic or horoscope.

627
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: Of some sort or both.

628
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,959
Speaker 2: Yes' fun. Yes, these are minty. This is like brushing

629
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: keep keep the mintiness, I think. Yeah, or go pink,

630
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: go sweet and pink like pussy, gentlemen. That's one of

631
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: the kind of things I drop on guy. Code is

632
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: just truths.

633
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 3: Like see, this is a great way and just a

634
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 3: good example of your comedy that could get us sort

635
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 3: of into our next thing. Yes, you like to eat

636
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 3: your truths. You like to go topical drunk.

637
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: You take from the real world what is happening, and

638
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 1: you sort of give us this skewte perspective on it

639
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: that you're looking at it and go, whoa, he's looking like,

640
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: if I'm standing with my head straight, you kind of

641
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: got it to the side.

642
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I've always been that guy. I've always been

643
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: that guy. When someone's you know, we're we're watching a

644
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 2: football game, I'm like, guys, but look at it from

645
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 2: over here. Imagine you're over here. People are like, but

646
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 2: that's not the normal point of view. I'm like, exactly.

647
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: Topical storm Gabris, Yeah, yeah, fuck thinking outside the box.

648
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 2: Look at the box and think wherever you want.

649
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 5: Why is it too why is it so sharp?

650
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why's it got to be a box? If you're

651
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 2: looking at it, it could be a box to someone else,

652
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 2: if you're looking at it from a certain angle, it's

653
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: a pyramid or cube or square.

654
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: Is and it's a topical storm. And then I just

655
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: made one up and it's John Soon.

656
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 2: I like it. That's me so anyway. So that's why

657
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 2: I bring up topical stuff like that. So we have.

658
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 3: Today's newspaper, and we just thought you could just go

659
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 3: and just go and just confirm that it is today's paper.

660
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 2: You like, you are saying like, isis hostage?

661
00:34:59,400 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 6: Yes?

662
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 3: And you've I had no time to prepare Icess he's

663
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: already talking about news.

664
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 2: I'm already in Saturday, April eighteenth, and the newspaper noise,

665
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 2: just so they know, yeah it's real.

666
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 8: This is newspaper real, okay, I got it, okay, and

667
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 8: any headline you want and just go all right, So

668
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 8: I'll go right here with Yemen chaos a boon for

669
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 8: al Kada.

670
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: Oh no, here he goes.

671
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: You know, looking at this real quick, I got I

672
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 2: got for you. I got Semen chaos a boon for

673
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: all Kada's okay, changes like, that's one thing you could do,

674
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 2: is just that's that's one topic idea where you don't

675
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: even have to add any other politics or anything like that.

676
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 2: You just hit him with the silly version of the topical,

677
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 2: you know.

678
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: And what I'm learning from you already then is just

679
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: And I swear I didn't know this before, but you

680
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: look at that boon.

681
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 2: If you maybe turn that b upside down, it would

682
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: look like a piece Semen chaos a poon for all Cada.

683
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's something that you taught me, John, Oh.

684
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just And that's just a minor like word

685
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: tweak topicality. I could do. I could do seriously. Other

686
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: point of views.

687
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: Here.

688
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: We gotta look at this some prospects. The reopened Empress

689
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 2: Pavilion in Chinatown is long removed from its days as

690
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: the seat of power in southern California. Dim sum scene,

691
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 2: but it's not bad, okay. So yeah, I'm oh, here

692
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 2: we go. I'm looking at this, and I say to myself,

693
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: dim sum. How about I'm young, dumb and full of

694
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: dim sum? If you know what I mean?

695
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: No, so here I am.

696
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: I'm just some you know, I'm some Asian lady at

697
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 2: the Empress Pavilion and I'm young, dumb and full of

698
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 2: dim sum. All right? Moving on? How about this? Felix

699
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: Chevrolet has a twenty fifteen Camaro LS for one seventy

700
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 2: nine a month. Look, Felix, how about I pay you

701
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: an extra twenty dollars and you give me a MS?

702
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,399
Speaker 2: All right? Moving on? I got a couple of other

703
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 2: things here that's mostly my head. Hey wait, can wait, wait?

704
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 5: Can we not move on?

705
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, give you ms? Yeah, multiple scleros for an

706
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 2: extra twenty dollars a month. Yeah, because if they could

707
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: adapt you genetically, that's worth the extra twenty dollars. It's

708
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 2: just something to think about it.

709
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 3: Have a disease you want, you will pay it extra

710
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 3: twenty dollars a month.

711
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 2: I will say that I'll get to get MS. So

712
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is though from Felix Chevrolet, Well, I

713
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 2: like okay. So here's where it comes in. Part of

714
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 2: my truth telling is it's your own truth, not necessarily

715
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: my truth. Yeah, so I hit you with that, and

716
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 2: that's not necessarily to say I'm willing to pay twenty

717
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 2: dollars a month, three thousand dollars extra down and twenty

718
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: hure dollars to get MS. But you did. Yeah, But

719
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 2: I'm saying that to make you think, what the fuck

720
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: is this guy tell MS? And then all of a

721
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 2: sudden it's in your mind. You're looking it up, donating,

722
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 2: you're talking to your friends and maybe have like those.

723
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: It's about awareness awareness, But do you think people would

724
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: donate money hearing that someone would pay to get the disease?

725
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 2: That's what they start saying. I say twenty dollars and

726
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: multiple scrolerosis in one in one sentence, and you immediately go, hey,

727
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: what the fuck twenty dollars?

728
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 10: And maybe what it is too is you would want

729
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 10: even more to educate people, Hey, don't pay for this right.

730
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: And if someone and also now I've said it, they

731
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 2: know it's a joke because it's coming from you know,

732
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: the voice of the people, the ironic voice of the

733
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 2: topical storm junks. Yeah, Johnson, tropical storm, topical storm storm huh.

734
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: And they hear it coming from me, And then they're

735
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: not gonna get tricked when they go into Felix Chevrolet

736
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 2: to buy a Camaro, They're gonna say, do you want

737
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 2: twenty extion dollars a month? You can have a degenerative

738
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 2: muscular disease. And these people will be like, no, no,

739
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: this is a comedy bit from my guy Johnny g

740
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 2: delivered topical storm gamers sor right. Here we go real

741
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: estate section a commitment to you open Sunday two to

742
00:38:53,120 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 2: five like my wife's legs three hours on a Sunday. Conveniently,

743
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 2: while I'm at work, handyman Clemente is over to help

744
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: fix the stove. Is that me? No, I wish and

745
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: insaid it's a sixty year old Latina dude dropping the

746
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 2: hammer on my wife. Tina's female, Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

747
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 2: he's effeminine. Okay, Here we go open a house by

748
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: appointment and directory open Sunday two to five, like my

749
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 2: wife's asshole. Oh no, it's the same, yeah.

750
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: The same time.

751
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, first person, no tears over the

752
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 2: end of Sabado. Spanish language show did little to impress

753
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 2: one writer in his childhood. All right, relaxed, dick, Okay,

754
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 2: moving on. It's see. The thing is, you don't want

755
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 2: to get topical about art. You don't want to do

756
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 2: art because if I'm doing art, you don't want to

757
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 2: do reductive art.

758
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, the two word blow that. It's gray on gray,

759
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: nothing shows up.

760
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: Well, here's something. This is gonna be really funny. This

761
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 2: is gonna be a good one. This is a good

762
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 2: jumping off point and elsa.

763
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, even before you do it. It's good to

764
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: tell people something's gonna be funny before you say it.

765
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: Am I wrong?

766
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like you know, babe Ruth points to

767
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 2: the fucking stadium and here you go, Yeah, the ball's

768
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 2: going that way. I'll tell you it's gonna be funny,

769
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: and then you put up your guard to be like, yeah, right,

770
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 2: it's not gonna be funny. Then I hit you with

771
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 2: it anyway and you laugh, and I fucking that hits

772
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 2: that much. Harder. That's like when you're in a fistfight

773
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: and you say, I'm gonna punch you right in the

774
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 2: fucking face right now. You give him the heads up,

775
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 2: and if they still can't stop, and if it isn't funny,

776
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 2: you can still be like, yeah it was. Yeah, well,

777
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 2: because it's all subjective.

778
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: Well, and that's what Babe Ruth would do a lot

779
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: of the time. As you said, he points to the

780
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: fucking stadium and then yeah, if he missed, he would

781
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: go like there, He goes like there, did you see.

782
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he fouled out a number of times and still

783
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 2: took a lap around the basis. Yeah. He would pop

784
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: fly to shortstop and then take a full lap around

785
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 2: the bases, hoping well.

786
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: A lot of times he would steal the ball then

787
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: from the catcher he missed, stick it in his back

788
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: pocket and go like you missed it. It went so fast,

789
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: and then he'd start running.

790
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: He would grant then like he would get to second

791
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 2: base and when no one was looking, he would take

792
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 2: it out of his pocket and throw it over the

793
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 2: fence and be like told you. He would scream told

794
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 2: you at everyone, Yeah.

795
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 1: Have I sufficiently stopped your momentum? From what you promised

796
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 1: us was gonna be a funny take on a headline.

797
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Well here, Well, I don't know what

798
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: the take is yet, because I just see a headline

799
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 2: and I know that's got that's got you know, grit,

800
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: that's got some teeth, There's some there's some meat in this, yes,

801
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 2: and then I by the time I'm done reading it,

802
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: I have an idea.

803
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: There's still juice. Juice in the squeez.

804
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 2: Thank you, Brett, for fuck's sake, You're all that's a

805
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 2: good nice, that's a great We'll leave that in because,

806
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 2: as you know, I'm all about the truth is fucking thing.

807
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm switching seats for the next podcast for the Peote

808
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 2: with Starley Kin. All right, here we go in l

809
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: Salvador killing's rise amid rubble of truce, gangs make March

810
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: the deadliest month in ten years. Yeah, in like a

811
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 2: lamb out like a lion, my ass.

812
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 5: And what is that that is? In reference?

813
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead and explain it for a while, so.

814
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 2: A parent, I don't know, there's some kind of you know,

815
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 2: a bunch of El Salvadorians are killing each other and

816
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 2: stuff like that.

817
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, speak on that.

818
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I think, you know, I usually just do

819
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: headline stuff. But if you give me a chance, I

820
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 2: could read the article and I can give you maybe a

821
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: fully realized, twenty five minute one man show on this

822
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: to me and please educate me on this.

823
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 3: If it is the deadliest month in ten years, March was,

824
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 3: I would think that in like a lamb, out like

825
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 3: a lion, would be a correct representation of what March

826
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 3: is like.

827
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 5: It's killing people.

828
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: I think it's in like a lion, out like a

829
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 2: rabbit lion to be honest. Oh yeah, because in the

830
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 2: March line, yeah, meaner lion. Oh okay, yeah, yeah. But

831
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 2: you bring up some valid points. But that's the thing

832
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 2: with my style of truth telling. There's not time for refining.

833
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 2: There's not time for writing, there's not time for thinking.

834
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: There's not time for maybe this doesn't work. You know,

835
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 2: there's accuracy, accuracy victim. Yes, yeah, there's not time for that.

836
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm doing, you know what I mean.

837
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 2: I'm out at these colleges, you know, and I'm you know,

838
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 2: doing uh hey you say something, they say something, boom,

839
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm off, you know, I'm doing forty minutes. Yeah, I

840
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,280
Speaker 2: grab I go into a girl's purse and grab her whatever,

841
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: you know, or taser or pepper spray whatever, And I'm

842
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 2: you know, I'm fucking around with that shit on stage

843
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 2: like I'm just doing what I have to do. Yeah,

844
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 2: use it on yourself, Yeah, I use it on myself. Yeah,

845
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you guys are talking about that. U see

846
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 2: Santa Barbara show I did where I grab some girls

847
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 2: pepper spray and sprayed sprayed in my mouth saying like

848
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: that's not even that hot, you know, and then I

849
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 2: lot my eyes and yeah, yeah, yeah.

850
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 3: Do you exclusively do college gigs at places where people

851
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 3: have died?

852
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: Well, because you last time you were here, you talked

853
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: about your Virginia Tech show And I do remember.

854
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 5: That, Barbara.

855
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, famous, And I did the the I did Guyana

856
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: for a while. I did. I did like a residency

857
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 2: in Guyana where I did like twenty nights of shows

858
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 2: and the poster was me breaking through a brick wall

859
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 2: and saying, oh yeah, like the Kool Aid man, right.

860
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 6: I did not.

861
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 5: That did not.

862
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 2: That didn't resonate. A lot of people didn't get it

863
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 2: because brick walls are sacred there.

864
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like cows in India.

865
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty similar to that they don't eat

866
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 2: brick in Guyana because it's just similar to the fatted calf,

867
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 2: the gold the golden calf.

868
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: And you're going to Charlie Hebdo Offices to do a

869
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: quick set after this, right.

870
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, first I'm doing I gotta do mushrooms with

871
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 2: Miranda July for fresh air. And then after that I

872
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: had to well, I haven't gotten the rights to do

873
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 2: the Charlie Hebdo Offices, but I'm gonna do like some

874
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: busking outside. I got some street stuff. I'm bringing a

875
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: character artist I know from Venice Beach who's gonna do

876
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 2: some charriacatures of people that are walking by and stuff,

877
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 2: a little bit of a how do you like it? Yeah,

878
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: a little bit of like come at me, dog. Yeah,

879
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: you know that's you know, That's how I end most

880
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 2: of my sets, is like, all right, so you've heard

881
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: what I had to say. Now come at me dog.

882
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 2: Because I'm an equal opportunity employer. Man, you're not gonna come.

883
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna come to your school shred you guys,

884
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 2: shred everything you believe in without giving you a chance

885
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 2: to come up. Like I did. I did something at

886
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 2: uh uh University of Iowa where the for the fraternity show.

887
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 2: What were those guys, the those nice kids with a

888
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 2: fun song about uh oh Oklahoma. Yeah yeah, yeah, that

889
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: was like a fun little topical song. So I went

890
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 2: down to that school and then I had, you know,

891
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 2: I did some material there. And then when I said

892
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: come at me dog, uh, some of the girls from

893
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 2: the sorority came up with like a sharpie marker and

894
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 2: like circled all my fat and imperfections on my body

895
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 2: and stuff. And I'm game for that. If I'm gonna

896
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: be here magnet pointing a fucking lens, the lens of

897
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 2: truth at different things, I'm going to be allowed to

898
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 2: turn that lens upon myself every once.

899
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: And it's like you said, I mean, you did just

900
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: say you're an equal opportunity employer. And I hate when

901
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 1: people change that term to be equal opportunity offender because

902
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: it's like, no, you're providing your enjoyment. You're giving them

903
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,439
Speaker 1: the job of either laughing or coming at you dog.

904
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 2: And if they come at me dog, and I like it,

905
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 2: I'll buy that joke off them. Yeah you know what

906
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: I mean, Like I'll let that, Like I'll be like

907
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 2: that's pretty solid. I do look like Peter Jackson. So

908
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 2: I'll take that like that hurts, but I'll take that.

909
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 2: I'll buy it off them. And now I could use

910
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 2: that in my act. The sharpie is still bleeding through

911
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 2: your t shirt. Yeah, I haven't had a chance to

912
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 2: rinse off. I had to kind of get out of

913
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: that school pretty fast. I was trying to get a

914
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: sing along going. But they don't know all the same

915
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 2: words to songs as I do.

916
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: You know, mmmm.

917
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

918
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: Century is a tough one.

919
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 2: It is because a lot of people only know the beginning,

920
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 2: you know. You know, it's one of those you think

921
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 2: you know it after Crystal Ball, everyone falls off. You know,

922
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: I ain't got a fuck. I have no idea what's

923
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 2: coming up next.

924
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of do that.

925
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 2: And I yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, and they come back.

926
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: In and and then you just don't know.

927
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 5: We should do the popcorn gallery.

928
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: Oh maybe let's do it.

929
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 5: Well, will you find the song Brett just to google it?

930
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: Now.

931
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of the podcast. I'm a diehard

932
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 2: fan podcast like you guys a lot, But I don't,

933
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 2: you know, I don't listen at all. Listen I don't

934
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 2: know and you were on it, you forgot what happened that? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

935
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 2: so yeah, Well, because you know, I've got a lot

936
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 2: I'm living a life here, so you know, I'm coming

937
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 2: from here, I'm doing something after, I'm doing something before,

938
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 2: and for me, some things just get lost on them.

939
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 5: No, a lot of our guests are not.

940
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 3: It's refreshing because some of them listen to the show

941
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 3: and like.

942
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 2: You know, and they come on and they want to.

943
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 3: Do and they come on and they like know what

944
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 3: the different bits are and stuff, and it's like.

945
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 1: What is frustrating in a way where it's like, hey, loser,

946
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: like we do the show, you just be here and

947
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: and do the d MT with the saracaning. I wish

948
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: that's and I'm kidding, but that's one of the like

949
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: the jokes you were.

950
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: Keeping the pattern a line. Well, it's like for me,

951
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 2: you know, I look at I look at the headlines,

952
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 2: I look at the audience, and I come up with

953
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: shit I like to Like I actually kept my eyes

954
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,479
Speaker 2: closed on the elevator ride up here, and I didn't

955
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 2: open them until I walked into this room because I

956
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 2: want to be like a baby and I see the world.

957
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 2: This is my first vision, Brett's got a haircut. You

958
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 2: guys are both size medium shirts. Like this is something

959
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 2: that just hits you right away when you walk in.

960
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 2: And now I'm flowing with it. So what's this popcorn gallery?

961
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 9: Shit?

962
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 5: We forgot to get questions.

963
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 3: We asked questions for you from listeners, and this time

964
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 3: what they've done is written their questions into the newspaper.

965
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 2: And so you've requested that they write their questions into

966
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 2: the La Times of the.

967
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 5: La Times opinion page.

968
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 3: Yes, and so these are questions for you, John Gabrius,

969
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 3: from our listeners.

970
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 2: Via the La Times Opinion. Yes, here's the first one

971
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 2: for John.

972
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 5: John.

973
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 3: The next presidential election is coming in twenty sixteen, and

974
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,720
Speaker 3: look who the probable nominees are. A Clinton and a Bush.

975
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 3: That would be Hillary and Jeb this time right, well, our.

976
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 2: Guys are He's ready to go full circle. I'm gonna

977
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: have a field day with this in a country of

978
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 2: more than three hundred million people.

979
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 5: This is the best we can do.

980
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 3: With Clinton, we would get our ex president husband lurking

981
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 3: in the background. Bush is one of the lesser known

982
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: members of the Bush clan, but he's probably the most

983
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 3: electable Republican maybe some better choices will come along, or

984
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 3: we can only hope trouble is the best. People don't

985
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 3: want a job where half the country will oppose everything

986
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 3: they do. I wish us luck. We're gonna need it.

987
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 3: And that's from our listener, Ron Swinson and Gino.

988
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 2: Okay, and his question is is this the best in

989
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 2: a country more than three hundred million people?

990
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 5: Is this the best we can do? Is in the middle.

991
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, off the top of my head. Yes, that's just

992
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 2: I think, just riffing here. Yeah, it's the best we

993
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 2: could do. So it's Hillary Jeb Yeah, so yeah, it's

994
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 2: the best we could do.

995
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 3: Next question, Great, here's a question about the drought.

996
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh good, very topical.

997
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 3: California is turning itself upside down because of the water

998
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 3: consumed by an agricultural industry that only has a modest

999
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 3: impact on the state's overall economy and produces food only

1000
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 3: a modest percentage of which is consumed by Californias.

1001
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 2: What what is wrong with this picture?

1002
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 3: Our drought is a national issue and deserves federal government consideration.

1003
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 3: The billions needed for water infrastructure, desalentation, or both should

1004
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 3: be a national expense.

1005
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 5: So what is wrong with that picture to you, John.

1006
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 2: That's the thing, man, We're not ready for it until

1007
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 2: it's on your front door, right, That's what I always say,

1008
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 2: get water, yeah, front door. Yeah. We didn't care about

1009
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 2: domestic terrorism until it hit us in the fucking gut.

1010
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 2: You know. We didn't care about race riots till it

1011
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 2: hit us in the fucking gut. We didn't care about

1012
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: animal testing of makeup until it hit us in the

1013
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 2: fucking gun. That was a big one. That was a

1014
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 2: big one. When Claire all Bunny escaped. You had the monkey,

1015
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 2: the Claire all.

1016
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: Monkeys and rabbits.

1017
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 2: Because I was like very confused, I ran into a

1018
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 2: chimp on Ninth Street, went back when I was living

1019
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 2: in New York, and it had lipstick on and I

1020
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 2: thought it was some sort of prank. Oh, ship, that's weird.

1021
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 2: Your dad's calling my phone. I guess I'll just shut

1022
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 2: it off. No, you can get it. Yeah, just talked

1023
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 2: to him real quick, mister Davenport. Oh, I'm sorry. You

1024
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 2: remarried doctor, doctor, doctor Hussain Davenport. Well, yeah, no, this

1025
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 2: is Hayes's he married and changed his colleague. I wouldn't

1026
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 2: say friend, No, I just know him through Yeah, uh huh, yeah,

1027
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:56,319
Speaker 2: I'll tell.

1028
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 5: Him all right.

1029
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 2: Sounds good. D D say American Ninja Too is now

1030
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 2: on Netflix streaming. That's what he was calling Michael the cough.

1031
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 2: He could have texted that. That would have been a

1032
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 2: lot easier. I'm excited for your father.

1033
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: I noticed you didn't say love you too when you

1034
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: got off the phone with him.

1035
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 2: Well, he said I love you to me, and I

1036
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 2: don't know I'm well enough to say I love him back.

1037
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 2: I'm not afraid to say that I love a handful

1038
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 2: of people in my life. My mother, my wife, Scarlett Johansson,

1039
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 2: Linda Carter, Yeah, Margot Robbie.

1040
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 1: The Pet Guy, the Peter Guy games.

1041
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, not Josh Hutchinson, but yeah, and then Thor Yep,

1042
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: the character, character, the character, and Wendy the Snapple Lady.

1043
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 2: Those are the only people. Jennifer Coolidge, you talk a

1044
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 2: lot about it. I do talk a lot about Jennifer Coolidge,

1045
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: but that's more I'm in like with her, ready to

1046
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: fall head over heels with Stiffler's mind.

1047
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 5: You don't want to fall in love.

1048
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little buckly, right, exactly.

1049
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 2: It was first when I saw Legally Blonde that I

1050
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 2: really Coolidge really hit it for me. And when she

1051
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 2: finally fucks the ups guy, I was excited. They don't

1052
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 2: show the fucking but I imagine.

1053
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1054
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 2: That is literally my favorite joke of all time is

1055
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 2: that that scene Legally Blonde. I honestly I paused the

1056
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,439
Speaker 2: first time I saw it. I was in the movie theater.

1057
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: I walked out because I was laughing so hard. I

1058
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 2: had full on pissed myself, full like because I had

1059
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 2: drank like a giant Doctor Pepper and Cherry Coke mix

1060
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 2: and I last saw I pissed my pants. I was

1061
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 2: just trying to watch it on airplane. I was flying

1062
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 2: back from Amsterdam watching Legally Blond. That scene came up again.

1063
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 2: I threw up on my fucking table, right right on

1064
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: my little tray threw up. I was laughing so hard

1065
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 2: I hit my gag reflex.

1066
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 6: Or.

1067
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 3: They sometimes don't let you do suicides at the movie theater.

1068
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 2: They won't let you do suicides movie theater, but if

1069
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 2: you ask nicely. At the arc light, there's this guy,

1070
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 2: uh Mick, who works well, he's Irish, red hair, Yeah

1071
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 2: he has red hair. He's so I'm his little favorite

1072
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: movie tag.

1073
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 5: You know.

1074
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 1: It says their favorite movie on their name tag, and

1075
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: his is the wind that shakes the barley.

1076
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. So uh, I'll go up to Mick and I'll say, look,

1077
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 2: I know I'm not supposed to do this, but give

1078
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 2: me half Doctor Pepper, half Cherry Coke, half DP half CC.

1079
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 2: Give me the DPCC baby. And he knows what I'm

1080
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 2: talking about. He hooks it up. Then I get the

1081
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 2: I get the spicy brat with the mango jalapeno sauce

1082
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: on top, extra relish, and I'll sit in the back

1083
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 2: movie theater and just fucking ham it. Drink, dip it

1084
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 2: right in the drink, float it in there for a

1085
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 2: little bit. Sip the drink and a little of the

1086
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 2: mango jalapeno essence in there. Take the dog out. The

1087
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 2: bun is like half dissolved. Pop that right down the gullet,

1088
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,479
Speaker 2: and then I'll leave before the movie starts. Out there,

1089
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 2: easy on your stomach. It's like the Joey chestnut. Yeah.

1090
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 2: Kobayashi crazy Legs CONTI that was my old crew I

1091
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 2: used to run with and back when I was doing

1092
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 2: you know, amateur competitive eating. Well, I thought I was

1093
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 2: just eating, but a lot of people were telling me

1094
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 2: This is highly competitive the way you're eating. People would

1095
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 2: come up and just start competing with you. Yeah. That's

1096
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 2: how I first met Crazy Legs. I was at an

1097
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 2: oyster bar in on Pearl Street in Manhattan, and I

1098
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 2: had about you know, I was on the tenth dozen.

1099
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 2: I had gotten up to diarrhea a few times, and

1100
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 2: Crazy Legs CONTI comes in, he goes. I got a

1101
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 2: call from the manager says, you're you're up to one

1102
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty oysters and I said, am I fuck,

1103
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 2: I don't have any money because you're in the shell.

1104
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1105
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 2: Because I'm hammering the shells down, chewing through some of

1106
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 2: the shells, throwing them to my dog. You know whatever,

1107
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 2: I got my dog in the restaurant with me. It's

1108
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 2: it's a what's you called service? Yeah, it's a service.

1109
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 2: It's an emotional support dog. Yeah. Because this is when

1110
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 2: you were trying to get M MESS. Yeah I was.

1111
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: This was back when I was fucking two hundred and

1112
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 2: forty dollars a year right out of the pocket a

1113
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 2: post tax, trying to get MS, injecting myself with all

1114
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 2: kinds of different viruses and whatnot.

1115
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: I remember when I would go to eat with you.

1116
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,280
Speaker 1: A lot of times you would be given a metal

1117
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: at the end of yeah, our meal, and you would

1118
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: be just as shocked as I was.

1119
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 2: For a while, I was only eating places that if

1120
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 2: you did a feat of eating your the meal was free.

1121
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 2: Because I was kind of broke for a little bit,

1122
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 2: because I refused to get a job, or you know,

1123
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 2: because I was asked to do I was asked to

1124
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 2: do Conan, I was asked to do the Daily Show.

1125
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 2: I was asked to host The Colbert Report before it

1126
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 2: was the Colbert Report, back when it was not anything.

1127
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 2: I was asked to that stuff, and I wouldn't I

1128
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 2: wouldn't sell out. So I was just doing my brand

1129
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 2: of truth telling down you know, downtown, at the comedy

1130
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 2: clubs down in Battery Park and Rector Street and Bushwick,

1131
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: and so I was I had to only eat meals

1132
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 2: I could afford, and the only meals I could afford

1133
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 2: were if you eat this eleven pound burger, it's free.

1134
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 2: So I'd eat that, go to the hospital, you know,

1135
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 2: be laid up for four or five days. Yeah, because

1136
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 2: I don't want to blow by some.

1137
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: Of the Colbert Rapport stuff they were doing when that

1138
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: was not a thing.

1139
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 2: That some of the edgiest humor. Well, I know that's

1140
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 2: the thing, but it was still a little too mainstream

1141
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 2: for me. But you're right, before Colbert was even around,

1142
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 2: they were doing shows that were the Colbert Rapport, not

1143
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 2: with Stephen Colbert, and not at all even about politics

1144
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: or Comedy Central. Yes, yeah, it was just they were

1145
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 2: all over. One of them was Full House, was a

1146
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,919
Speaker 2: pre Colbert Colbert thing, right, they were trying that out,

1147
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 2: and then another thing was an episode of Cops, and

1148
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 2: and then one of it was a live show that

1149
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 2: just didn't translate well to tell.

1150
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: Anything where a desk was in frame was considered pre cod.

1151
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 2: For a while, that's what they were looking at because

1152
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 2: Comedy Central and that's what they knew they wanted. They

1153
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 2: hadn't met Colbert, but they knew a desk should be

1154
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 2: there or.

1155
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 5: Cops did not fall into that category.

1156
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 2: But but that's that's when that was pre the desk idea.

1157
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 2: That was just like, we need, we need a Colbert

1158
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,919
Speaker 2: Report type show to come on after the Daily Show.

1159
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 2: And people would say what does that mean. We're like,

1160
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: we're not sure yet. And then that's like, well, let's

1161
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 2: watch the episodes of Cops and uh, let's watch the

1162
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 2: episodes full Let's watch tg I F and nothing came

1163
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 2: to them. Yeah that t G I F.

1164
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: And remembering shows from a long time ago, isn't that

1165
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: so great? Like maybe a picture from tg IF for

1166
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: Disney Afternoon and nostalgia. Isn't that in itself? Content?

1167
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1168
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: Just rememberinding people of the theme song or something, or

1169
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: maybe a new angle on like what was in that

1170
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: gummy berry juice? Am I crazier?

1171
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 2: Was it just cocaine? Like isn't that funny?

1172
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1173
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 2: I love when people say shit like you know what?

1174
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 2: What's comments? Thoughts? You know the comments the dog from

1175
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 2: full House. I like when people hit you with stuff

1176
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 2: like that or like yeah yeah, or like wait, Steven

1177
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 2: Erkle is that his name? Yeah, the black kid with

1178
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: the glasses. I forget his fucking name. Everybody loves Stephen

1179
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 2: Arkle or everybody hates Stephen Arkle. Hold on, I'm gonna

1180
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 2: do something that is very good. Wood got any Did

1181
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 2: somebody got any wood? Somebody got any wood? Cut it in?

1182
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: Yes? And that And I feel like that stuff to

1183
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: me is what's good.

1184
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, because a lot of people I find that

1185
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 2: really funny.

1186
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 5: If did you ever.

1187
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 2: Love the eighties or nineties on the show. Professionally, I

1188
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 2: never really seems like I'm built for it. I'm built

1189
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 2: for it. I never loved the eighties or nineties professionally,

1190
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,919
Speaker 2: and I've never had a best week ever.

1191
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 5: Dude.

1192
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: Some of the stuff we watched when we were kids

1193
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: is fucked up when you think about it.

1194
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, For example, ThunderCats hilarious, But how come the

1195
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 2: one panther that was clearly first of all, he was

1196
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: a panther, had a black voice, was my and was

1197
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 2: the mechanic. That's bullshit, man. How about how about G

1198
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 2: I Joe? How about G I Joe? Let's see, who's

1199
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 2: the only black character on G I Joe roadblock the Chef. Literally,

1200
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 2: his name means the impeding of progress. It's making me sad.

1201
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 5: To hear this.

1202
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 2: The only other black guy might have been Snake Eyes,

1203
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 2: but they didn't even give him a fucking line or

1204
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 2: a face. Come, Gargamel. I hate the Smurfs. Yeah, now come,

1205
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 2: there's only one Lady Smurf where they run the train.

1206
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, yeah what yeah, Papa Smurf fucking that chick, dude.

1207
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 2: I once time saw a video on Pornhubb that was

1208
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 2: fucking gargamel fingering uh uh smurf at and he built

1209
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 2: it came like a media. He built her. That's the thing, dude,

1210
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: He built his own life. People don't remember. He was

1211
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,439
Speaker 2: trying to build her full size. Oh she came out small,

1212
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 2: and he's like, I guess she's just for finger.

1213
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: He built her infiltrate smurfs and break them up. But

1214
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: then if okay, then if she's the only girl, then

1215
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: how was there ever any little smurfs before that? Anyway,

1216
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: some of that stuff we watched when her kids is

1217
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 1: fucked up when you think about it.

1218
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you ever forst out on that, if you

1219
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 2: want to fuck something super small, you have to wrap

1220
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 2: it and tape. You know that, you guys know that.

1221
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: Though right, we missed this.

1222
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 5: We missed you doing this.

1223
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 2: I missed you guys doing this. I'm talking about you

1224
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 2: on the eighties and nineties. Shiit like, why should have

1225
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:18,479
Speaker 2: been there? Yes?

1226
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 5: I should have been there.

1227
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 9: Holden in a bood the modern humorists, the modern he

1228
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 9: was holding in a boode. We had there mixing, We

1229
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 9: had MiB said Simmons, the Man in Black.

1230
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 11: And Franngela Frantila. We had sheer Godfrey. I mean, come on,

1231
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 11: and no capers give me. We forgot to give the

1232
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 11: shock nice the two five cord gallery, we have how Christian.

1233
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 9: House sparks from Queer as Folk, Finnegan, we couldn't get

1234
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 9: you in there, Fittigan, the.

1235
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 2: Best fucking comics of the time. I could have been

1236
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 2: part of it, and I wouldn't even need to know

1237
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 2: anything about the show. Just show me a clip right there,

1238
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 2: and you know I could riff for a fucking half power.

1239
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 2: I would have filled beta tapes with information.

1240
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: Should we keep listing?

1241
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 2: We got a few more. I'm assuming Scottian.

1242
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 1: From Anthrax, Uh huh, rich Eisner.

1243
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 2: Richard Jenny. But he looked directly down the barrel, not

1244
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 2: to the interviewers, so they had to put a brick

1245
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 2: wall behind him to make it look make sense like

1246
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 2: he was at a stand up comedy club, and they

1247
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 2: superimposed a clip art microphone in front of him to

1248
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 2: help justify why he's the only guy looking right down

1249
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: the barrel.

1250
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: Well, if you brought up Richard Jenny, then I'll bring

1251
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: up Stuart Scott.

1252
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 2: Fair enough. Platypus man r I p A, you take

1253
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 2: a right platypus Man was one of the Platypus Man

1254
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 2: was one of the first stand up specials I ever

1255
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 2: saw that hooked me on comedy. Yeah, that and that

1256
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 2: and Dana Carvey critics choice.

1257
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 5: I thought, that's what you called Stuart Scott.

1258
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Stuart. I don't know who Stuart

1259
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 2: Scott is.

1260
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: Is he?

1261
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 9: Uh?

1262
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 2: I don't know baseball player, basketball player first, so you

1263
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 2: might think he was a Okay, he's super tall. We

1264
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 2: forgot to do the popcorn gallery drops.

1265
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we never reached in to get those, so.

1266
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 5: You should reach in the bag twice.

1267
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 2: We did too.

1268
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: It's a minty toothpick. Oh well we have those, yeah, yeah,

1269
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 1: and then let's reach back in again.

1270
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 2: It's a losing scratch off, we think.

1271
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 7: Okay, so it's all right, great, well, thanks for yeah,

1272
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 7: and so anything you want to plug?

1273
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing some live shows. Uh, coming up, I'll

1274
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 2: be I'll be torn around, I'll be where do I

1275
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 2: have come?

1276
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: Let me just check my never mind, we don't really

1277
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 1: hold on. Let me just check my website, and it

1278
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 1: turns out we don't have time. Gabris dot Or. I

1279
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 1: thought you'd have the plug ready to.

1280
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 2: Go, now, hold on, stand by email it to us.

1281
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 2: Old on, Wait, hold on, I'm here. Hold on, I'm

1282
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 2: almost there and I'm locked in. Okay, oh wait, what's

1283
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 2: the pezzart? Okay, I'll just it's so great to verify.

1284
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 2: Wait hold on, hold on, I'm gonna just verify on

1285
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 2: my email.

1286
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: So please rate us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, and.

1287
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 2: Talk to us on the forums. One second pro version,

1288
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 2: pro version pro version.

1289
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 5: We're so out of time, I think we can. Okay,

1290
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 5: give it to mcgirl.

1291
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 2: Here it is, okay, at at John Gabris on Twitter.

1292
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 2: I found it here. It is at John Gabris on Twitter.

1293
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 2: No h in John or Gabris And you're okay, and

1294
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 2: that's the plug.

1295
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 3: Okay, great, Joe mcgirl is going to get a free

1296
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 3: Twitter shout out from you.

1297
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 2: Okay, you got it, Joe mcgirl.

1298
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 5: And what's it gonna say?

1299
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 2: Hey? Who knows? I don't know. I'm just gonna pull up.

1300
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 2: You know. My tweets are just me opening up the app,

1301
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 2: typing something in, hitting sense and you're officient. A lot

1302
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 2: of people do it completely different than me. I just

1303
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 2: opened up the app, write something in and hit click

1304
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 2: and just boom out. It's out there.

1305
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: Hey, I put my normal pants on one leg at

1306
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 1: a time, just like every other guy. And so here

1307
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Speaker 1: we go and let's get out of here.

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Speaker 2: Bye, a big time fan.

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Speaker 9: Hollywood, and book is brought to you by Wolf Cool Productions.

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Speaker 2: Subsidiary of Calvin Unhobbes. Our baby,