WEBVTT - The A&G Replay Monday Hour Two 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:13.840 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:18.239 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Jetty. 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:30.120 Armstrong and Jettie and arms Wrong and Getty. Hey, we're 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.000 Armstrong and Getty. We're featuring our podcast. One more thing. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.800 Find out where aver you find all your podcasts? Hold 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.720 my calls. I got to work in a couple of 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:38.800 sets of squats. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.400 It's one more thing. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.240 I can't I can't imagine where those going. 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:52.480 So even the radio ranch, full of slackers and fatties 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:53.639 and stoned in. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:57.560 Its has a gym. An office gym. That's right. I've 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:59.920 never I've been in it. I've never used it. You know. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:02.880 Well I was seriously about to use it when COVID hit, 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.160 and then of course they had to lock it up 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:10.840 so nobody would exercise this or something. Right, Oh the 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:15.360 freaking idiocy. Anyway, This from the Journal of Wall Street. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:20.080 Forget the office, Jim, Welcome to the gym. Office working 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:24.199 out or just working more. Gyms are encouraging remote working 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:28.160 members to stay all day and do both. It's like 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:31.920 a Starbucks with a bunch of weight equipment and ellipticals 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:32.920 and then. 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:33.959 The treadmills and stuff. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.240 So you stay all day, You work a little bit, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.840 then you do a couple of sets of squats, and 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:45.080 you come back. You make a call, then you throw 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:48.160 the iron, you bench press three hundred and fifty pounds 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.000 ten times, like I like to to relax in the afternoon. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.360 I stand on that thing with the band around you 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:57.320 that shakes you. That's what I mean. Beautiful. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:02.720 You guys doing this from a gym. I wouldn't work 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:03.520 for this profession. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.720 Have you ever worked anywhere? This was very popular around 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.240 here for a while. 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.040 Have you ever worked anywhere, Katie where people sat on 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.839 the ball to yeah, just strengthen their core. 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.240 I'm surprised you guys didn't see me doing that in 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:15.440 the San Francisco building. 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:15.760 Mmm. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:17.959 May have. I just didn't want to. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:18.080 Oh. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:21.040 Do you feel like it works? Yeah? And it keeps 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.880 you moving. Yeah, it seems like a good idea. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.919 And all the rage on the internet right now. Are 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.880 these treadmills that go under your desk? 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:28.639 Uh? 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:28.919 No? 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.079 Yeah, well wait a second, they go under your desk 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.880 so you're sitting and you move your feet. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.079 Yeah yeah really wait yeah? 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:39.000 Or under your standing, you can do both if you 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.960 have one of the standing desks, like you can walk 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.000 on it, and then they have a feature where you 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:45.720 put it under the desk and you just keep your 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:46.639 legs moving at a. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.200 Sense see that it seems like really uncomfortable and weird 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.280 to me. I understand the walking on a treadmill while 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.880 I work, but the sitting with my legs moving and like. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.639 Passively having your legs pushed along by the treadmill. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:01.400 What good would that do? Keep your knees limber? I 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.919 don't know the ideas. 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.400 You're supposed to move with the treadmill, not just drag 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.959 your lap, but just moving anything. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.200 I suppose better is better than sitting still. Whoa, whoa, whoa, 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.920 breaking news, breaking news. I just got a text from 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:20.240 Don Donald Trump Junior. It was a long text. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.720 Well what it includes a picture of his bearded countenance. 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:29.000 Look at that, Hi, Joseph Don Junior. Here as a 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.639 loyal supporter of my father. I'm reaching out on the 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.880 behalf of Senate Republicans because they desperately need your help. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.400 After reviewing your donor profile, I believe you're the right 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.760 person for this job. Your donor profile is you have money. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:46.200 Oh and I'm certainly a crazed right winger. So he's 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:51.320 trying to raise money allegedly for the Senate Republicans. That's 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:55.800 not super on brand for the Trump family. I don't 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.960 get these fundraising emails at a lot of cartons. 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.080 This might be completely a scammed. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:03.600 Right right right, You have to watch out for that. Yeah, hey, 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.760 back to the working out at work thing. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:06.800 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.200 So Ka, do you've actually seen people with the treadmills 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.119 under the desk not the treadmills. I saw a woman 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.400 who had a bike like the pedals under her desk. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:17.360 She used to have that all disco, but I could 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.720 see doing that. 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:19.000 Oh. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.240 I feel like that's a habit that once you got 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:24.680 into you could just you could work regularly and it'd. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.080 Be great for you. I think that's a terrific idea. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.280 I got to try the ball maybe at home because 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.480 the desks are too high in the studio. But I 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.120 have I haven't talked about this on the air at all, 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.600 but just sitting on the exercise ball thing. But I 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:41.719 am suffering terribly from sciatica at this point. Oh it's 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.080 it's it's like crazy painful. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.680 I know what it is and I know it can 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:47.320 be dealt with. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.640 So I observed many years ago, just to myself that 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.760 fear is the worst component of pain. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:58.479 Now, pain itself is bad, but like as a kid. 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:04.560 Things that that hurt also terrified you because you know 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.560 you're supposed to be terrified, so you avoid them so 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.119 you survive. But as an adult, like getting a shot, 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.160 getting dental work done, you know, there are a hundred 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:13.400 things that are they hurt. 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.280 None of it hurts as much as stubbing your toe 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:15.760 really hard. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:19.599 Oh right, that, yeah, that's true, that's that's brutal, but anyway. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.760 Seventy all the time, and you don't fall apart over it. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.719 When you stub your toe or hit your head and 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:25.720 getting on the cabinet or what all that stuff hurts 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:26.839 more than getting a shot. 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.400 And you're time to psych yourself out with those. Yeah, 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.159 but it is the fear. It's the fear part that 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:31.880 makes it so right bad. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.520 You know you're gonna be okay in thirty seconds to 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:36.880 two minutes, right, so you don't freak out in the 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:38.599 same way. And it's the same with me. I know 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.320 what sciatic it is, I know how to treat it. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:44.200 I know eventually it'll be fine, but it's brutally painful, 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.080 but so I'm trying to work on my core. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.480 Is that a disease or a back thing? I mean, 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.800 I know it's a back thing, but is it? It's 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:54.520 pressure on the sciatic nerve general. You know a number 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:55.800 of things can cause it. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:06:00.400 Most commonly, it's that like you're getting older and you 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.320 aren't flexible enough and your muscles are so tight they're 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:07.039 in effect pulling your spine in a way that's bad. 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.720 That puts pressure on the sciatic nerve. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.960 It can also be like a serious slip disc or 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.479 a tumor or something like that. But with the vast 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.640 majority of people, you just need to work on fitness 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:16.599 and flexibility. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.080 So that's what I'm doing. Fine, I think sitting on 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.080 the ball might help. I bought a motorcycle from a 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.000 guy who got sciatica and he couldn't ride it anymore. Mmm. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:26.760 Wow, So I I really beent him over. I mean 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:28.360 because he had no choice. He had to sell it 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:30.280 because he was in so much pain. Yeah, that's just 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.560 smart business, Jesus. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.640 I didn't literally bend him over because that had been 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:40.960 too painful. Yes, yeah, because he's got siatic thing. Anyway, 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.520 back to the gym. So the idea is you go 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.000 and you hang out all day long and. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:50.800 You do work as necessary, but during your breaks you 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:55.520 pump iron or get on the treadmill or whatever, like. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.680 The people who hang out in the Starbucks all damn 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:58.160 day long. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.279 Remember we had the two guys in the newsroom Michael 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.240 throw around the medicine. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.560 Ball, medicine ball, and they brought donuts every day. Do 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:05.960 you remember that. 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:08.159 Yeah, And that was just a mocking all the rest 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.440 of us. That was that was that was a level 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.960 beyond Katie. This was before your time. So these guys, 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.960 they were super workout fiends and like really buff and 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:20.360 everything like that. Nice guys, but they would have a 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:23.040 medicine ball and while they were working in the like newspit, 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.280 they'd throw the medicine ball back and forth while they 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.280 were talking, kind of like what Joe was talking about. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.640 But they also would buy donuts and they wouldn't eat 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:33.080 any of them themselves, just to like prey upon the 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.160 weakness of the rest of us who weren't as fit 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:35.560 as them. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:37.560 Oh, I don't like that at all. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:42.680 That's that's satanic. Yeah, I mean literally like Satan being 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:44.280 the Great Temp Tour, you. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:48.240 Know, the the gym Planet Fitness yeah, sure, so I 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.920 I this was years ago. I'm hoping they don't still 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.360 do this, but I I dropped my membership there because 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.960 I went in and I found out that on Friday. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.800 Nights they have pizza, Yes, and. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:03.400 Pizza place, And then there was a bowl of TUTSI 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.400 rolls on the way out by the register, and I'm going, 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:07.760 what are we doing? 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:09.800 I don't know what that is. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:14.120 This is exactly like politicians who want to have the problem, 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.760 not solve the problem. Because if you're super fit and 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:19.680 healthy and all, you might think, you know, I don't 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.680 need to go belong to a gym. I'll just stay 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:22.400 in reasonable shap. 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:23.800 No, they got to keep you fat. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:29.400 I'm into fitness, fitness, pizza into my mouth, yem. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.400 So here's one GALLO does this by going into this 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.840 space and not coming back home. I'm going through these 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.960 movements of the day more intentionally. There's less distraction, and 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.720 I'm able to set up work more efficient. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.199 That's what I'm not doing, going through my movements intentionally. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.839 I knew it. I didn't want to say anything, but right, Yes. 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.440 Gym's were once wary of letting the remote work vases 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.880 zoom from their lobbies and locker rooms. Now they see 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.880 an opportunity and offering extra desks, offices, and outlets. Some 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:59.439 are creating coworking spaces to separate the extension court wielders 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:00.960 from the pandex crowd. 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:02.600 I mean, you don't have to be that clever. 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.920 Other gyms are charging extra and offering entire floors for 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:09.640 clients to stay in work all day. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.560 A lot of what this is pointing out, though, is 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.920 the fact that we all could exercise a lot more 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.160 than we want. The excuse that I make, I'll just 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:21.160 focus on myself of being too busy or whatever. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.360 It's just it's just a lie. I mean, there's all 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.000 kinds of things I could. I could. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.840 I could be doing curls while I'm watching the news, 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.120 or on the treadmill more often like you do, or whatever, 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.520 and I just don't. I mean, there's lots of stuff 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:33.040 we could all do. 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.199 We just don't. You know why, because I don't want to. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.720 Because it's easier not to. That's why. That's fair. Now, 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.480 that's remarkable honesty. Yeah. My my only tip is start 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:45.440 with a little yeah. Yeah, that's that is the key. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:49.640 Doing something is so much better than doing nothing. Oh yeah, 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:50.880 One hundred percent. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:54.400 Like every level of doing something makes you healthier, live longer, 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:57.200 and happier. And so if all you can muster up 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:57.760 is kind of. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:09:58.960 Me do met. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:02.040 I did this to myself recently, and I've been preaching 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.680 this for years, but I did this to myself recently 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:05.480 when I came out with this workout thing, because I 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.520 got a bench and dumbbells and all this sort of stuff, 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.199 and there's like three exercises I was doing every day. Well, 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.400 it took like a half an hour, and so I 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.000 did that routinely for like nine months or something like that. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.080 But then in the half an hour every time and 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.400 the kids got out of school in his business, I'm well, 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.480 how about instead of doing the whole half hour, you 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.000 just do one of those things for ten minutes. 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.080 I could do that. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.840 Yeah, it's the if you got to change clothes, drive 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:31.680 to the gym, work out for an hour and a half, 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.959 take a shour, change clothes, drive back, and you got 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:35.160 like this two hour commitment. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.640 No, you can't fit that into your life, right right. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.400 I'm a big fan, And partly it's the nature of 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.560 my job, so maybe easier for me than others. But 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:48.960 I never exercised that I'm not taking in news or 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:50.080 information or a podcast. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.680 I can't. I can't. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.840 I just I don't have the I know plenty of 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.360 meatheads worked out of gym's all the time. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:57.839 Maybe they're healthier than me mentally. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:01.040 They probably are, but could just lift weights and do 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:02.880 all that sort of stuff, just staring at the ceiling 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:03.480 all day long. 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:08.040 I can't do that. No, it makes me insane. Yeah. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.600 Now I do like to strip shirtless and look at 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:13.040 my shaved, oiled body taking I. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.960 Do a lot of poison in the mirror. One of these. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.640 Oh yeah, oh that's a good one. One of those. 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.600 Oh look at that one. Yeah, don't ever do that again. 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.640 This is fantastic. I took a turn. Folks. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:26.920 You know, I resent those two guys that we used 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.680 to work with. They'd get themselves strong and they'd fatten 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:30.480 the rest of us up. 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:31.679 Suck. 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.480 It's the Armstrong E Getdy Show, featuring our podcast One 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.240 more Thing. Download it, subscribe to it wherever you like 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:46.160 to get podcasts. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.120 Anyway, as we learned in the hearing yesterday, we have 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.240 been visited by aliens, and one actually came down and 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.200 met with a bunch of Earth leaders about the whole 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:01.400 human gender situation. So this alien comes to planet Earth, 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.560 particularly in the United States, and finds out that we 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:09.920 have a thing about genders and more than one gender 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.199 that they hadn't encountered on their planet. That's the setup 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:15.520 to this Babylon Bee comedy bit. So you're gonna hear 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.880 kind of a weird voice. That's the alien sitting at 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.079 the hall, at the head of a boardroom table. I 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:22.280 don't know how this occurs, but they're like in the 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.400 board's kind of the take me to your leader thing. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.600 He's come into the you know, the halls of power 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.000 and said, all right, I'm in charge. 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:29.440 Now, and he's talking to a whole bunch of business 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:30.600 people or Americans or. 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.520 Something like that. Government officials, government officials. Okay, well here's 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:34.040 how it goes. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:38.439 General Floyd, thank you for agreeing to meet with us today. Well, 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.200 I'm giving you a chance to beg and pleat. 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.160 I say, we just joy Your planet is my favorite partner. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:47.960 The job they've destroyers, we don't deserve it. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:53.040 The looks on their faces, it's a hoot. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:57.760 Perhaps we should start out by introducing ourselves. I'm Chief 0:12:57.760 --> 0:12:59.920 of Space Operations, General Foreman. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:04.760 He him Under Secretary of State Angus Miller, he him. 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.720 Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer, Amanda Williams she her? 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:11.920 And what exactly is a chief Diversity and Inclusion officer. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:13.559 It's my job to be a black woman. 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.160 Well, good job. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:17.040 Then, And what is this? 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:18.760 He? Him, she her? 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:20.920 Which you are all speaking? 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.240 Those are our gender pronouns, so you know which gender 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:24.480 we identify as. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:29.040 I appreciate that, but I am pretty good at telling 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.920 the difference between the two genders a man, man woman. 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.400 Now that I was a lucky guess. But there are 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:37.800 way more than just two genders. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:38.560 Fascinating. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.680 We've been probing humans for years and I have only 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:45.160 discovered the two. How many genders. 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:48.440 Are there too? It's hard to know. Really, it's changing 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:49.040 all the time. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:54.920 So your species is evolving that rapidly remarkable. Perhaps while 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:57.040 you are sitting here you will grow additional limbs or 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:01.120 developed the ability to breathe underwater. Well, that's not what 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.800 we meant. It's too bad. I breathe on don't water. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:07.480 It's a lot of fun. If you threw twenty pennies 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.960 into a pool, I could dive down and pick them 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:10.920 all up without ever. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:12.880 What's reservicing pool. 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:17.320 What no applause? 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:22.320 So what are these genders and how do they function? 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:22.960 Function? 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:24.920 I don't understand. 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:26.040 Oh yes, on. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.320 My planets, the female gender is the giver of life, 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.720 raising and nurturing our young, preserving our civilization for eons to. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.800 Come, while the males mostly just mow. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.280 Our space loans and make multiple trips to space on depout. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:43.480 What you're talking about is sex. Gender is something different exactly. 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:47.400 People can identify with genders different than their natal sex 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:48.720 or with none at all. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:52.120 But why. 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:54.760 It's just the way we feel. 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.160 No, it was the way we're born. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.000 Well, of course, a lot of times they don't realiz 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.560 how they were born until someone tells them, someone like 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:04.680 a teacher, social media influencer. 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:08.440 And what exactly are these various genders? You have me 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:10.320 very curious. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.760 Well, there's non binary, which is someone who identifies as 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:14.600 both genders. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:17.280 Doesn't saying I identify as both genders apply that there 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.200 are only two genders? 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:24.520 No, it's shut up. Actually, it's gender queer. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.040 That is the term that refers to people who identify 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:28.480 as both genders. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:29.640 You know, like my nephew. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:34.280 I thought that was gender fluid, like my niece now no, 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:35.520 that shifts around. 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:37.960 No, by gender shifts around like my steps on. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:38.800 They can. 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.560 Well, oh, unless you're Native American, which case it's too 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:47.120 spirit like my cousin who got into Harvard because they's 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.040 one sixteenth Native Americans. 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.400 Oh, I understand. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:54.480 On this planet there are people who are men, and 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:57.560 people who are women, and people who are mentally ill. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:01.600 I can understand that it's confusing. It can be difficult 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:03.360 to keep track of all the different genders. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:07.200 There's so many of them. There's there's gender vague, there's. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:11.080 Gray gender, demigender, audi gender, omnigender, polygender, and about ten 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.400 different kinds of trands. And those are just the ones 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:16.200 that my nephew has identified as in the last month. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.920 I was also by gender, which is two genders, those 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.360 genders being male and female, or a combination of all genders, 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:27.160 including a gender which is no gender at all, soually 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:31.520 simultaneously be no gender at all plus a gender. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:32.960 It's pretty cool. 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:33.240 Huh. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.640 The planet has no sign of intelligent life. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.440 Official recommendation destroyed. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:40.840 Well, please don't destroy it. 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.000 We don't deserve it. 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:50.000 Look, my favorite part of that whole thing is when 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:59.000 they're laying out of that stuff and he says, why. 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:01.200 The question no one can answer. I can answer it. 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:05.960 It's so young adolescents feel special and get praised by 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:10.440 their mentors. I'm not just a regular dude anymore. I'm 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:14.959 I don't know, gender fluid. Oh Joe, that's so wonderful. 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:17.600 We'll support you. You're so brave. 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.880 Come on, why. 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:28.240 Please do not use gendered language to address everyone? 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.000 You get the hell out of here. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:35.560 See Armstrong and Getty Show or Jack your Joe podcasts 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:36.560 and our hot links. 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.680 It's the Armstrong and Getty Show featuring our podcast One 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:43.120 more Thing. 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.280 We do a new one every day. Find it wherever you. 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:50.360 Find your podcasts. Paying tribute to one of the greats. 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:57.360 It's one more thing. 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:01.560 Then I have an admission of all Slash complained about 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:05.159 myself when we thought we'd bring back one of the 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:05.639 best thing. 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:06.679 What do you call me? You know? 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.920 Before I get to that, it occurs to me that 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.840 intro could have been to talk about Elton John because, 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:15.560 as I disclosed during the show, when I'd heard he'd 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:18.639 played his last show allegedly, you know this, it's rock stars. 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:23.040 Sometimes they unretire, but he's seventy six. I went back 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:25.680 and listened I saw on YouTube some shows from the 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:27.520 first tour I saw him on, which I think was 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:30.679 nineteen eighty, might have been eighty one, and how blown 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:34.320 away I was at the time by Elton but his band, 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:37.240 how great they were. I was playing music at the time, 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:41.760 and I was coming off, you know, like seeing the Stones, 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:45.320 who didn't even attempt the harmonies that make their records 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:48.720 so incredible. Keith couldn't be bothered to sing his parts 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:51.800 some of the times, those giant, soaring harmonies like you know, 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:54.760