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Speaker 2: You know, this guy was definitely worried about a story,
Speaker 2: an old story he told that he thought would be
Speaker 2: funny that you know, he came off as a freeloading criminal.
Speaker 1: But whatever she did. Laugh, it happens, It happens, It happens.
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Speaker 1: So, alexis, what do you like?
Speaker 2: I saw one from olin A who said the only
Speaker 2: thing that should have been offered to him was a
Speaker 2: therapy session.
Speaker 1: My god, about past second.
Speaker 2: Date, and I'm thinking, what if we did offer therapy
Speaker 2: in dinner it would be a really good Like, instead
Speaker 2: of the gift certificate, you get just a therapy session.
Speaker 3: You're trying to destroy the show.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: No one get therapy and requesting dates from most second dates.
Speaker 1: Meant disable people don't call radio stories. All right, I
Speaker 1: see you, Jose. All right, your brand new second date
Speaker 1: starts right now.
Speaker 3: Second date update.
Speaker 5: You ask anybody and you'll get a lot of different
Speaker 5: responses for what's the best time of day for a date?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because I mean you have the traditional seven
Speaker 5: o'clock dinner plans people.
Speaker 3: I'm literally going to see seven pm.
Speaker 5: But then you also have the hikers and bikers who
Speaker 5: are like, ooh, five in the morning, let's wake up
Speaker 5: early and go for a ride together while the sun
Speaker 5: rises on my tandem two person speed bike.
Speaker 4: Wait, but I gotta get up at two am first
Speaker 4: to work out.
Speaker 6: Before or five?
Speaker 5: Yeah, our listener res he might fall somewhere in the
Speaker 5: middle of those based on what he chose to do
Speaker 5: for his first date the other day, So let's talk
Speaker 5: to him about it.
Speaker 3: Rez, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Hey guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: Hey you doing.
Speaker 2: Oh we're pretty good. Yeah, good time of day to
Speaker 2: do the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what time of day do you like to go
Speaker 5: on your dates?
Speaker 7: Res, I'm a gentleman, so I like to go at
Speaker 7: whatever time is convenient for my date.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, so you asked them when would
Speaker 1: be best?
Speaker 7: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: Like, so tell us about this woman that you met recently,
Speaker 5: what's her name and what time did she want to
Speaker 5: go out?
Speaker 7: So this woman's name is Katrina, and she said she
Speaker 7: was free on a Sunday and kind of left me
Speaker 7: with that, and I was like, well, like Sunday is
Speaker 7: brunch day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think a great date.
Speaker 7: Yeah exactly. So we did like a Sunday brunch buffet
Speaker 7: that I really love that been to before, and so
Speaker 7: we met at the place and we hit it off
Speaker 7: like immediately, and I was like, on my best behavior,
Speaker 7: you know, I wanted to be a total gentleman, like
Speaker 7: opened the door, pulled her chair out, really really was
Speaker 7: like into this girl.
Speaker 5: You know a lot of people like to get rowdy
Speaker 5: and go wild at brunch. So it's good that you
Speaker 5: reeled it in and held yourself in check.
Speaker 4: Don't push her into the door, open it for her.
Speaker 3: Okay, put into it. Let her go first for the
Speaker 3: omelet section. She gets to do her choice. That's really
Speaker 3: nice of it.
Speaker 1: That's cute. I mean, were you able to connect?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: I know Brooke wants to know about your connection and
Speaker 5: if there was like a vibe going on we're doing.
Speaker 5: I'm more curious about what the selection was like at
Speaker 5: that buffet.
Speaker 1: You want to know if there's crab legs or not.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're asking you if it was like a
Speaker 4: oyster like a seafood buffet.
Speaker 2: I do love when they have when they have a crash.
Speaker 5: Because you said it's a breakfast buffet, So does that
Speaker 5: mean it's all serve yourself or is there a menu
Speaker 5: that you can order off of? Like I need a
Speaker 5: new spot to hit up.
Speaker 7: I mean, this is my secret spot. I'm not telling anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm gay king thing. But there was a carving station
Speaker 7: which was sick. I was putting down the bacon, but
Speaker 7: shoeses into like a ton of different fruit.
Speaker 1: Usually it's usually just like one fruit salad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the worst part of the buffet.
Speaker 6: Well, there's a kiwi there.
Speaker 2: Usually kiwis unless it's the real fancy ones have the
Speaker 2: smoothie stations.
Speaker 7: Like I said before, like I won't tell.
Speaker 6: You where this place is.
Speaker 7: But the place is legit. It has absolutely everything, all
Speaker 7: the fruits.
Speaker 3: And fruit palace. You won't ask questions.
Speaker 7: So being the gentleman that I am. Like, every time
Speaker 7: I was either going or coming back, I would ask her, like,
Speaker 7: is there anything that I can get you? Running up
Speaker 7: getting her bagel, getting there some pineapples?
Speaker 1: Did you describe your trips to the buffet? It sounds
Speaker 1: like you two did some damage at this place, which
Speaker 1: is good, right. I imagine him just being the serve
Speaker 1: her to her honestly.
Speaker 5: Well, get your money's worth. But did anything like awkward
Speaker 5: or weird happen?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 7: Like I decided to reveal to her this uh like
Speaker 7: age old brunch hack that me and my friends have
Speaker 7: or had.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 7: You know how hotels do continental breakfast for the guests. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so like if you just walk into this hotel and
Speaker 7: you just walk up to the buffet, sit down, get
Speaker 7: your food, sit down, like you know what you're doing,
Speaker 7: like you belong there? Do you just eat it in length?
Speaker 2: That's very risky though, because you make your show the
Speaker 2: little cupons usually like the little people.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't take her to a hotel, did you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: No, I just told her that hack.
Speaker 3: That hack that's actually just an illegal activity. Okay, I
Speaker 3: mean the eggs.
Speaker 2: Aren't real anyway, And how old has that waffled been
Speaker 2: sitting there.
Speaker 3: Something, jes Yes. How did Katrina reacts to hearing your hack?
Speaker 7: I mean like immediately she just had this look on
Speaker 7: her face like I don't know, like my face was
Speaker 7: melting off.
Speaker 3: It was not good.
Speaker 2: She's a better person than Yeah, you would think she'd
Speaker 2: laugh and talk about like how she got free stuff
Speaker 2: in college something, you.
Speaker 3: Know, unless you did it last week. And she probably
Speaker 3: assumed that you weren't going to pay for brunch this.
Speaker 1: She's like, wait, have you paid for this meal tonight yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: I had to backpedal and be like I only did
Speaker 7: this when I was seventeen, Like I'm gonna tip like
Speaker 7: thirty percent now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So did the whole energy shift after that combo?
Speaker 7: Yeah? We wrapped up hugs, so really weird. And then
Speaker 7: we haven't spoken in.
Speaker 3: Like a whole week.
Speaker 2: YI.
Speaker 1: Have you tried?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I reached out. I texted her the next day because
Speaker 7: I was kind of like hoping she would text me
Speaker 7: later that day being like I had such a good
Speaker 7: time or something, and she didn't.
Speaker 3: Think you did this to yourself.
Speaker 4: You taught her how to get free food and she
Speaker 4: doesn't need you anymore.
Speaker 1: She's busy. Yeah, she does you a person fish or
Speaker 1: teach him to fish? I see you go.
Speaker 5: Well, we'll find out when we call her and see
Speaker 5: if she actually stole your brunchhack and is using it
Speaker 5: for evil when we do your second date update right
Speaker 5: after this.
Speaker 7: Thank you guys, and then hold on.
Speaker 5: Second date update if you're just joining us for the
Speaker 5: second date update. We've been talking to res about his
Speaker 5: brunch date at a super secret brunch location that he
Speaker 5: refuses to disclose on the radio.
Speaker 1: It's very strange how protective he is at this place.
Speaker 3: He's he is, But.
Speaker 5: That's where he took a woman named Katrina recently, and
Speaker 5: it was going extremely well until he made the mistake
Speaker 5: of speaking specifically speaking about his brunch hack, where you
Speaker 5: can get free continental breakfast from hotels if you just
Speaker 5: walk in and act like you're staying there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's that's stealing it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but stealing things doesn't cost anything, so that can.
Speaker 3: Be considered a hack. Yeah, if you look at it
Speaker 3: in a different way.
Speaker 1: It was an idea.
Speaker 5: It did change the vibe for the rest of their date, though,
Speaker 5: because Katrina did not have the best reaction. He's hoping
Speaker 5: we can get things back on track. And in an
Speaker 5: unrelated note, the CEO of Best Western called in and
Speaker 5: wants to speak to you after the segment is over. Okay, Rez,
Speaker 5: I gave them your phone number so you can chat later.
Speaker 7: I mean, I had been to nothing, though.
Speaker 1: You already admitted to it.
Speaker 3: Head, we have recorded.
Speaker 2: Evidence, So I'm gonna tell you should ask for a
Speaker 2: lawyer if you ever get called in.
Speaker 1: Don't do your own talking, you know.
Speaker 7: I honestly I regret talking about it to you guys,
Speaker 7: and I regret talking about on my date.
Speaker 5: This is ruining my life.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, well that seems dramatic.
Speaker 5: The good news is we don't know if that was
Speaker 5: the cause. Sure she could have some other re in
Speaker 5: to not be calling you back. But let's dial her
Speaker 5: number right now. We'll figure out what she has to say.
Speaker 5: All right, great, Hopefully she picks up. And this is
Speaker 5: a good time for you to not say anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, All right, here we go. I'm dialar right now.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey is this Katrina? Yes, hey, Katrina, You're on a
Speaker 3: radio show right now.
Speaker 5: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: Bye, Hi, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: I like jeff branched out there for a Yeahtyle.
Speaker 3: I know it really opened up.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm on a radio show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And
Speaker 5: this is a segment that we do. You might be
Speaker 5: familiar with it. It's called a second date update.
Speaker 6: I don't know. Is this like a prank?
Speaker 5: No, No, we do those too, Yeah, but this one
Speaker 5: is one where we're trying to help one of our
Speaker 5: listeners get back in touch with you after you went
Speaker 5: on a date with him, a guy named Res.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, look, I'm sorry. There's just no way that
Speaker 6: I can go out with him again. But thank you
Speaker 6: guys for calling.
Speaker 5: No wait, wait, that's okay for you to say that,
Speaker 5: but could you maybe give us a little bit more
Speaker 5: information on why, because Res is really confused. He told
Speaker 5: us about your brunch date, but he's clueless for the reason.
Speaker 2: You might be blowing him off, and you sound real
Speaker 2: strong in that conviction there that you don't want to
Speaker 2: see him again.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean I should say he was a really nice guy.
Speaker 6: He was very polite. He was like offering to get
Speaker 6: any food. We went to this brunch buffet.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you want to do that.
Speaker 3: You don't like nice guys?
Speaker 6: No, I like nice guys. He's just missing something missing.
Speaker 3: Did something happen at the buffet that turns you off?
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, it was. Honestly, it was so weird,
Speaker 6: like I've never I've never experienced anything like this before.
Speaker 6: It was it was so strange. Like I said, he
Speaker 6: was really nice. He's like offering to go get me
Speaker 6: food right from the buffet, which was like very gentlemanly
Speaker 6: of him. I was like, sure, okay, I'll have like
Speaker 6: some candlope. And then I'd see him walking around and
Speaker 6: he finally comes back a few minutes later and he's like, oh,
Speaker 6: they don't have it. But I could see it from
Speaker 6: where we were sitting, Like I could see there was
Speaker 6: candlope sitting on like one of the buffet things.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's one of those guys that gets candle open
Speaker 2: honeydew mixed up.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's like some men don't know they're melons.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: I mean, I was like, maybe he missed it right,
Speaker 6: Maybe he just didn't see it, Like there's a lot
Speaker 6: of food there. So I winted to where it was
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh, I think I see it
Speaker 6: right over there. So he gets up, he walks over there,
Speaker 6: and I see him like circling the table and he's
Speaker 6: not grabbing the cantlope. And then he brings me back
Speaker 6: a bowl of like fairies and he was like, they
Speaker 6: didn't have it. So I just got you this. I
Speaker 6: hope that's okay.
Speaker 1: Wow, So did you just get up and go get it? Finally?
Speaker 6: Well, no, because I realized I don't think this guy
Speaker 6: knows what canalope is, Like, I don't how do you
Speaker 6: not know what a candelope is?
Speaker 3: I a tree?
Speaker 6: I was so shocked in that moment. Wow.
Speaker 5: So just to be clear, the big red flag in
Speaker 5: your mind was that this is a man who does
Speaker 5: not understand what type of fruit canelope is.
Speaker 3: Like that's a big turn off to you him, Like you're.
Speaker 6: A thirty year old man and you've never heard of candleop?
Speaker 6: What else has he not heard of you? We're going
Speaker 6: to go on a date and he's gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 6: I can't read, I.
Speaker 2: Can't read candalop to suddenly the poor man can't read?
Speaker 1: Like that is a wild jump to make.
Speaker 6: Those are basic things though, Like if it's one basic
Speaker 6: thing he doesn't comprehend, then what any other basic thing
Speaker 6: is going to show up?
Speaker 5: Well, let's ask him what a they're basic things? He
Speaker 5: doesn't know and comprehend the math because res is on
Speaker 5: the other line of this phone call right now, listening,
Speaker 5: waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about? He is not?
Speaker 3: He actually is that That's how this segment works.
Speaker 1: He could wait and right enough to email us. So
Speaker 1: that's a good sign.
Speaker 5: Well, you get chatchypt to do a lot of that
Speaker 5: stuff for you.
Speaker 3: Credits. Are you there? Oh I'm here?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 3: Are you Are you hearing what Katrina is saying about.
Speaker 7: You being fruit shamed?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, with good reason, some would argue.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were on
Speaker 6: the phone. They didn't tell me. They just they asked
Speaker 6: me the questions. I just said the truth, like you
Speaker 6: can't deny it. I obviously would have not said it
Speaker 6: like that had I known you were listening. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: Well I know I know now I googled it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we love a man who learns. Yeah, there,
Speaker 1: you know he took your criticism. He's not offended. That's
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Katrina, this must feel like growth, right, you've encouraged this.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm glad he learned. I'm glad that I
Speaker 6: was able to help him expand his knowledge, like help
Speaker 6: the less fortunate in terms of what they know about fruit. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it doesn't change how I feel.
Speaker 1: The less fortunate.
Speaker 3: That is so rude, the fruit illiterate out there. It's
Speaker 3: a real problem.
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm Oliver Twist over here, like I'm
Speaker 7: low class or something.
Speaker 6: I don't know what a candle?
Speaker 1: Do you hear that literary reference again? Prove the man reads?
Speaker 3: He did say Twist weird.
Speaker 1: Though, this is so weird, like this is not a
Speaker 1: class thing. He just didn't know what a cantelope is.
Speaker 1: He knows. Now, you guys can go out.
Speaker 3: Again, Katrina.
Speaker 7: I mean, hear me out in the moment, I did
Speaker 7: not know what a cantelope was, and you know, like
Speaker 7: apparently I should know this, and now I do. Everyone
Speaker 7: on the show knows. I know, you know, we're all
Speaker 7: on the same page. I'm adaptable. I can learn.
Speaker 1: Look at that that's hard nowadays.
Speaker 7: I was just never round canelope. But like that doesn't
Speaker 7: seem like enough of a reason not to like community.
Speaker 6: I mean, I appreciate you saying that. And I don't
Speaker 6: mean to fruit shame you. It's just a thing that
Speaker 6: I immediately felt like a yak about you not knowing
Speaker 6: that basic thing, and I I appreciate you taking the
Speaker 6: time to do the research. I wish you would have
Speaker 6: gone to the bathroom and googled it instead of like
Speaker 6: running around and like god to.
Speaker 1: Get new candalope.
Speaker 5: Well, desperate times call for desperate measures sometimes. But but Katrina,
Speaker 5: I mean, in a lot of relationships, a big part
Speaker 5: of it is doing new things and exploring new things together.
Speaker 5: That could be your journey with res and educating him
Speaker 5: through all of the different types of fruits that exist
Speaker 5: in the world.
Speaker 1: The rest know a lot of stuff that you don't
Speaker 1: know yet too, you know, on the flip side, oh vegetables.
Speaker 2: Nobody means to that saying you learn new interests and
Speaker 2: new stuff through people.
Speaker 1: That you date.
Speaker 5: Are you willing to keep an open mind and give
Speaker 5: res one more chances? And we would pay for it
Speaker 5: if you'd go out with him another time.
Speaker 6: I just think it's weird, Like it's his brunch place.
Speaker 6: He brought me there. They have a lot of candalope there,
Speaker 6: Like I feel like he should have known it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we can't. We can't get over this one.
Speaker 4: Word in the future.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It's like such a small hill to climb, you know,
Speaker 2: to jump over this moment.
Speaker 5: Everybody is different, Brooke. It's not your life that we're
Speaker 5: living here. Katrina has standards in One of the standards
Speaker 5: is canalope, or at least knowing what a canalope is. So, Katrina,
Speaker 5: I'm assuming that it's a no from you. That's kind
Speaker 5: of what I'm hearing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just I don't think I can get plf it.
Speaker 4: Okay, what if he can name ten fruits right now?
Speaker 4: He app.
Speaker 3: I was kidding.
Speaker 1: There's no way he's picking guava out of a table.
Speaker 1: There's no.
Speaker 3: He just googled fruits right now and he's just looking
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 4: It's alphabetical, apple, banana, cherry.
Speaker 5: Nice try right, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Brooke, this
Speaker 5: might surprise you, but I kind of agree with you
Speaker 5: on this whole canalope situation.
Speaker 1: Oh you've come to my side.
Speaker 3: Well, I agree.
Speaker 5: It's a small problem that she should probably get over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sure, but it's more than just he doesn't know the
Speaker 5: name of one fruit. What is it that like this
Speaker 5: is just a small slice of a larger picture that
Speaker 5: Katrina is recognizing. Where she's thinking, God, if he doesn't
Speaker 5: know something as basic as this, how is he gonna
Speaker 5: fit into the rest of my life? Like with my
Speaker 5: upscale friends and my melon loving parents will accept him?
Speaker 5: Like what else am I getting myself into? That's where
Speaker 5: her mind was at.
Speaker 4: What's gonna happen? And someone hands are a kumquat? She
Speaker 4: has no idea what to do. I don't even know
Speaker 4: what a kum quat looks like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like she's looking down the road of
Speaker 5: like other problems that are gonna be arising if he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Know this making problems. The real problem is how much
Speaker 1: fruit she's eating at breakfast and said, pancakes and baked
Speaker 1: you must spend a lot of time in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you on there. Should have eaten more meats.
Speaker 5: But still, you gotta respect people for where their line
Speaker 5: is drawn.
Speaker 3: That's where she draws the line.
Speaker 2: No, camelope, I guess it's a very very short line.
Speaker 5: Well, plus you have to wait in the embarrassment too
Speaker 5: of telling her friends she decided to go out with
Speaker 5: melon boy again. That's hard to come back from, but
Speaker 5: hopefully we can help you come back. If you're struggling
Speaker 5: to get a second date, email the show. We'll call
Speaker 5: that person who's not calling you back and go check
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Speaker 5: yours at Brooke and Jeffrey