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Speaker 1: I don't know, ray a ray Are we recording this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're recording it. Let's go, let's go. I'm a video.

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Speaker 2: It's okay. You need headphones because you need to have

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Speaker 2: you know what I forgot to do. I forgot to

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Speaker 2: listen to the clips to find us intro music. Dang it.

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Speaker 2: I promise this weekend I will listen and we will

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Speaker 2: have intro music for the next pod. Like, there has

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Speaker 2: to be some easy, good music band on there that

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Speaker 2: we can use.

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Speaker 1: There's a million of them. Good luck looking through them.

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Speaker 2: Why are they hard?

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Speaker 1: You had to know a good keyword? Scooba is good

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Speaker 1: at it, and so is Mike. I haven't searched them.

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Speaker 1: I literally just got the usernames, so I'm not really

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Speaker 1: it's not Google to me yet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I just signed up myself, like I was able

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Speaker 2: and then it said, okay, now that you're set up,

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Speaker 2: can you type in your name and password? And that's

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Speaker 2: where I left off and moved on with my life

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Speaker 2: and forgot about it. But yeah, so uh yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: But also what you're talking about the average person has no.

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Speaker 2: Idea, no, no, but we usually have intro music, and

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Speaker 2: we are not allowed to use that intro music anymore

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Speaker 2: because it's not.

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Speaker 1: Certified by the FDA Ray Food and Drug Administry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it got flagged as you can't use it on

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Speaker 2: a podcast because of racism, no building rights or so.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the bill rights.

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Speaker 1: Ray Lincoln is the one who set that one instilled.

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Speaker 2: They sent us a letter said no taxation without representation,

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Speaker 2: and we're like, okay, we won't use it. I get it,

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Speaker 2: and we're not allowed to use it. I don't understand it.

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Speaker 1: The President of the United States said we cannot use

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Speaker 1: the music beds. So that's why we're not using that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's it. So I don't know why. I don't understand

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Speaker 2: the rules. I just got an email. We got an

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Speaker 1: Hey, I heard a couple other podcasts. Everybody's doing the

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Speaker 1: same thing, not using beds. I mean, it is, it

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Speaker 1: is widespread. It is all over the podcast industry. Everybody

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody. It's not like it would just just was

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Speaker 2: for us, Ray. I know.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was an inner office memory.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's like worldwide memorandum that they are doing.

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Speaker 1: So the same podcast in Los Angeles got a memorandum

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Speaker 2: Yes, and the people down in Florida that are doing

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Speaker 2: it from their beds with you know, just braw and

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Speaker 1: That's Alex Earl and you bite your tongue when you're

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Speaker 2: They got, she got the same memorandum that she cannot

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Speaker 2: cut that out, and so Alex Earl cut that out.

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Speaker 1: Crime podcast right, yep? Arnold here or not?

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Speaker 2: Oh he's here, yeah, guys.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's cleaning up moving lights. I love it.

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Speaker 1: He's getting us ready for when we go to YouTube

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're gonna go to YouTube. I forgot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been telling you man, it's our march to

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Speaker 2: Beautiful. Yes, yes, we should have a countdown.

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Speaker 1: Well, Kick stopped at about four hundred views.

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Speaker 2: Not even that he kicks the next big thing.

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Speaker 1: Huh. Honestly though, I'm figuring out how to try and

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Speaker 1: save a video from Kick. So that video of us

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Speaker 2: Yea. And by the way, his name was Jerry, not Larry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it just never hit man, so was it Jerry?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Jerry, I'll never forget it.

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Speaker 2: That, oh Larry Jerry, like that was so far off.

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Speaker 2: How's your swing looking? Okay, Jerry got it all right?

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Speaker 2: My bad? I know who Jerry is. Now Jerry will

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Speaker 2: No he swings right handed? Oh yeah, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Arnold, let's get over. Let's do it live. Oh

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Speaker 1: gays kissing Abby? All right, you're good man. There ain't

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Speaker 2: Man, come on, come here, come here, slap you on

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Speaker 1: Oh touch me there, Arnold, what the don't you ever

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Speaker 2: What up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: The yacht's arnold. I'm from Nashville. I love Abby. Hey, y'all,

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Speaker 1: it is sis and I'm from the North. I'm an

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Speaker 1: Typically on the afternoon, I will look at my land.

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Speaker 2: Man, Ray, you ever do anything gay, you think it's

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Speaker 1: Well, it's a filter. So you got your own personal filter,

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Speaker 2: Good because my wife was cooking dinner the other night

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Speaker 2: I'm like, God, I don't have them. Oh man, let's see.

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Speaker 2: I said, do you need one jar or two jars?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know they were in a jar. They

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Speaker 1: Okay, some of those shoppers you went to Whole Foods.

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Speaker 2: I just told you. Was at Kroger. And so I

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Speaker 2: line to check out. And the day was Wednesday? What

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Speaker 1: What podcast comes out on Wednesday?

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Speaker 2: Okay? But what else was going on? Pretty big on Wednesday?

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Speaker 2: Nope, that's coming up on Monday. I'm talking about what

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Speaker 2: was hump Day? That was? It was hump Day. That's

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Speaker 1: Payday that were all legitimate.

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Speaker 2: It was not on Wednesday. On the eleventh, A salaried

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Speaker 1: I'm salary. I get direct deposit on Tuesdays.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Ray, it was the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade. Yes, okay. Well,

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Speaker 2: I get in line and the guy checking out in

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Speaker 2: Continue He has a dozen roses, a Teddy Bear?

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna go? Touch? Patrick? At home?

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Speaker 2: And he has a big I Love You balloon and

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Speaker 2: And I said, in my head, I was like, this

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Speaker 2: You're missing the parade.

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Speaker 2: All the fans are gonna be so sad you're here

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Speaker 2: buying Valentine's Day for Brittany. He says, what the do

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Speaker 1: Me that part of time? I know, just the Kroger,

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Speaker 2: I said, and just to describe him, he looks exactly

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Speaker 1: Well that guy's in jail.

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Speaker 2: No, no, he's out man. And I was like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: only time you can come shopping when all the fans

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Speaker 1: You barked up the wrong tree?

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Speaker 2: Boy? And I sitting there, I was like, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't express item. I'll go to the other lane

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Speaker 2: I said, well, yeah, I mean yeah, because you're wearing

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Speaker 2: He goes, I'm not Patrick Mahomes.

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Speaker 1: Oh, ray is wasn't my demographic of humor? You are

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Speaker 1: a truck driver type humor. He wasn't a trucker obviously.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know what he was. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: Was he a farmer?

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Speaker 2: No, he wasn't a tugger. I don't think, not that

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Speaker 1: Rolling over there with a Patty Mahomes football jersey. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And I said, I said, I really think Britney's gonna

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Speaker 1: Oh coach, you're still going in on this dude.

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Speaker 2: And that's where he goes, that's from my girl, think

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Speaker 2: I was like, my bad. I was like, have a

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Speaker 2: I need to wait outside for you?

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Speaker 1: Pah.

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Speaker 2: I said, no, we're.

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Speaker 2: I said, we're good. We're good. Like I'm sorry, I was.

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Speaker 2: I was just saying, the chiefs parade's going on right now.

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Speaker 2: I said, And you know, Patrick Mahomes's wife is named Brittany.

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Speaker 2: So I was making a joke that you were getting

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Speaker 2: So then I'm gonna check out and the cashier is like,

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Speaker 2: why are you messing with people? I'm like, okay, Like

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Speaker 2: Right, but then the cashier obviously didn't like my humor.

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Speaker 2: I'd get through. The cashier didn't. Maybe maybe he's not

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Speaker 2: I'man like, I know I would have been like, yo, Kelsey,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, like I understand that. Just get

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Speaker 1: You know what pisses me off. You weren't rolling audio

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Speaker 1: On what my ass, that's our ten thousand not really.

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Speaker 2: What I was looking for. I didn't know. Listen, it

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Speaker 2: there was no let's roll on this, Let's roll ray,

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Speaker 2: because he said, do I need to wait outside for you?

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Speaker 1: That didn't that seem like you added that everything else

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not the grocery store that I usually go to.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I have grocery stores back in sis

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Speaker 2: Hey, get out, Hey, get over remote, Hey you man, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Right in front of me and Beaze. We're trying to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably good idea. He went out the he

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Speaker 2: But uh, I definitely went to the right. I definitely

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Speaker 1: Hey, uh hey a tail operators. They're a bloating dock.

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Speaker 2: Can you guys sneak me out the back when, like

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Speaker 2: just sneak me out? I mean, I got my receipt.

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Speaker 2: It's not like I'm stealing, but uh, I don't want

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Speaker 1: You went in too hard on the dude. You should

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Speaker 2: I understand. Oh, Kadarius toned down it. I see, Tony,

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Speaker 2: I get it.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I thought people aren't ready to laugh, dude. A lot

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Speaker 1: He's now got to go celebrate Valentine's Day. He looks

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Speaker 2: But one of my favorite things to do mess with people.

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Speaker 2: Like if I see a Dack with someone in a Prescott, Jersey,

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Speaker 1: We would do that, you and Minette, you and me

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's funny. So I saw my homes and I

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Speaker 1: It also tells me he's probably not even a fan

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Speaker 2: He just like he just liked the jersey. He liked

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Speaker 1: And I will not be renewing my members.

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Speaker 2: Would you like to sign up for a frequent shopper Carter? Nope,

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Speaker 2: never coming back. Man, I'm out this is my last time.

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Speaker 2: But after this, we're gonna take a break and I'm

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Speaker 1: Hey, sir, would you like to give us your frequent

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Speaker 2: Hey. Uh, do you guys have a security guard here

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Speaker 2: that's like gonna protect like he walked me to my.

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Speaker 2: I think I think Patrick Mahomes, Patty Mahomes. I think

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Speaker 2: he's gonna whop my ass. That'd be great. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 1: All right, Ray, you came up with this idea?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Ray?

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Speaker 2: But hold on, let me tell you. I got to

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Speaker 2: tell you what batters Box said. I'm Ray, Yeah, go,

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Speaker 2: still haven't heard from him.

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Speaker 1: I don't have crickets. We don't know own the crickets sounded, dude.

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Speaker 1: I need to go in the country and record crickets,

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Speaker 2: We can use it, all right, yep. Like if a

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Speaker 2: he did.

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Speaker 1: I hear that by the house the other day.

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Speaker 2: But yes, I've reached out to Batter's box. I have

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Speaker 2: and I was like, Hey, have you talked to him?

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Speaker 2: He goes, I did, He goes, You still haven't talked

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Speaker 1: Yes, justin hell of a segue. That's that is material

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Speaker 1: call this don't do dude. Text from Justin. Text from

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Speaker 1: Justin Dude, He's just been on a heater and it's

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Speaker 1: If Pitts is on the podcast one more time, I'm

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Speaker 1: It's tough having Pits on because he's so polarizing Chiefs.

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Speaker 1: So anybody that hates the Chiefs or NFL or if

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Speaker 2: But he didn't even talk about the Chiefs. Half the

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Speaker 2: He talked about the TV problems turning off. I think

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Speaker 2: Justin had a big bet on the Niners, is what

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Speaker 2: it sounds like he goes next. Or is it jealousy

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Speaker 2: that Justin wants to be on the pot.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I've asked him before. He just never

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Another text, he said, my brother won thirty one thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars in DraftKings slots. Apparently in other states you can

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Speaker 1: do the slots. DraftKings have slots now, Yeah, not here, okay.

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Speaker 1: And then Justin goes, I'm moving back to Michigan so

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Speaker 1: I can play. That's your next segment. Why Tennessee doesn't

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Speaker 1: have online casino games? So he predicted that because you

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Speaker 1: didn't understand why we can't play here.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. I never knew states had online

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Speaker 2: casino games, like I've never heard of online slots. Yeah, huh.

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Speaker 1: When you land in Michigan, it'll say you have whatever

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Speaker 1: one of the apps you have. When you pull it up,

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Speaker 1: it'll have a casino version.

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Speaker 2: That is because so you can play blackjack ONLINEEP not here, No, no,

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Speaker 2: obviously not here.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying there, Ray, I'm gonna go across state line.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go drive across the Kentucky border and just

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Speaker 1: So then I said to Justin, I said, well, if

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Speaker 1: Boston and play them in real life?

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Speaker 2: And then he said, there's a new casino there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes thirty one thousand on fucking slots. What

439
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,880
Speaker 1: the up is that? I'm so this is still him.

440
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous I could bang a goat okay. So

441
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Speaker 1: and then I said, and then he said he'd may

442
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Speaker 1: be breaking up with his chick. Oh no, but he

443
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Speaker 1: was just he was kidding. Oh, he's totally joking around.

444
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,760
Speaker 1: And I said, dang, sad to see her go. And

445
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,879
Speaker 1: then we move on. Here's the golf between you and me.

446
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,679
Speaker 1: But he was all kidding about that. Sometimes you me

447
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,920
Speaker 1: and him just joke and it's about nothing. It's that's

448
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 1: a good relationship.

449
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,800
Speaker 2: Now. If you can joke about nothing, that's fun.

450
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:18,040
Speaker 1: And then I said, we're gonna get did y'all get

451
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,720
Speaker 1: smashed at golf? Because they went and played like a

452
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,520
Speaker 1: week ago, and he never answered, and he said, yeah,

453
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Speaker 1: she's my new hangout at golf since you don't want

454
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Speaker 1: to hang out anymore.

455
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Speaker 2: Did you tell him I was moving?

456
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been telling him that. Okay, it's not only

457
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,760
Speaker 1: a joke on the podcast. I actually tell people that

458
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 1: in real life. And then, uh, you're talking code talk.

459
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,159
Speaker 1: Can't say any of that. And I said, I just

460
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 1: hang out with orbs now, not real people in the country.

461
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Speaker 1: You kind of just do your own friend.

462
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

463
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Speaker 1: Uh, he said, yeah, have fun baking cakes, pies and

464
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 1: pastries with the local townfolk. You've become obsolete.

465
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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you what Justin Like, I gotta

466
00:20:55,720 --> 00:21:01,120
Speaker 2: give Justin credit. His text joke game is very strong, Mike.

467
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 2: He has solid texts that are solidly funny, thought out

468
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 2: and well presented, like that was a good text.

469
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 1: And then he said, I'm giving DoD and Anna my

470
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,159
Speaker 1: freepool passes at Bell's Bluff.

471
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,359
Speaker 2: So okay, and then here's another another one hits you

472
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Speaker 2: right in the heart.

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Speaker 1: When are you me and lunch pale golfing again? No,

474
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Speaker 1: I didn't why he called you that.

475
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 2: He thinks that's funny. I take him back everything I said.

476
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 2: He is terrible at text.

477
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Speaker 1: And then he said it'll be me and Angelina versus

478
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Speaker 1: you and lunch.

479
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Speaker 2: What read?

480
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 1: No, he said, be at her, verse you at lunch.

481
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 1: Loser has to beg their.

482
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 2: That's funny, he said.

483
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 1: If it's a tie, we'll go into a play playoff hole,

484
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Speaker 1: a glory hole if you will.

485
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, that's actually kind of funny. Tex from Justice,

486
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 2: Tex from Well be that. We'll be right back.

487
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'm going gloveless.

488
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 2: No, no, put your headphones back on.

489
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:28,360
Speaker 1: Don't need them. You wear something for eight hours a day.

490
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: Name one thing you wear for eight hours a day.

491
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 2: Socks, seat belt. If I'm on a road trip, I'm.

492
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: Tired of wearing gin ear muffs over my ears for

493
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: eight hours a day. And I will hang up and

494
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: I'll listen.

495
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 2: What's funny is what we said. We'll be right back.

496
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 2: We didn't even go to commercial because we just grabbed

497
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 2: a snack because we were starving. We realized, man, we're

498
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 2: really hungry. But I really am frustrated again, like the

499
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 2: disrespect the Sword Losers podcast gets, it's just unbelievable. And

500
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 2: you know it's like people walk in here when we're

501
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: doing our podcast. People do this. We don't get the

502
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 2: respect we need. Well, yesterday there was an executive in

503
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 2: the building.

504
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: Suits and mustaches.

505
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 2: Ray don't think she has a mustache, but I said, hey,

506
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 2: can you come on the pod for five to ten minutes.

507
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 2: We have some questions about our podcast, about how things

508
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,719
Speaker 2: work with our podcast, how do we get some different

509
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 2: things done with our podcast? And the response was, oh,

510
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 2: I can't. I have a lunch today, but I can

511
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: do it tomorrow. I can do your pod, you know

512
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 2: for the weekend. I was like, oh, that's great. And

513
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 2: on Monday she took out all the girls on the

514
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 2: show to lunch. Then she had a lunch with I

515
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 2: think her husband, and so she was gonna come on

516
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 2: our pod and we were going to ask her a

517
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 2: certain questions that I had about, like, hey, how do

518
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: we change our photo so that guy that quit we

519
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 2: can get him out of the photo. We would like

520
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 2: We've asked a lot of people, and no one has

521
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 2: been able to change that for us. Would you be

522
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 2: able to help us with that? I was gonna ask

523
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: her about certain downloads, like how do we does she

524
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 2: have any ideas on how we can increase it? Can

525
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: we do advertising? Different different things about how the podcast work?

526
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 2: And like what she sees for our podcast? Does she

527
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: see us growing to what can the company do to

528
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 2: help us? And guess what Ray?

529
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: Well, I can answer three of those questions.

530
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 2: And guess what ray?

531
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: Is this rhetorical or this is your playing a monologue

532
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: dialogue with yourself?

533
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 2: Guess what ray? What? She didn't come in, She didn't

534
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 2: show up, she's not here. So after telling us that

535
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: she's in town for a business trip, she's here to

536
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: work and she's here to help us out. And you know,

537
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 2: if we ever need anything, we can go to her

538
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 2: and she help us. And hey, let's run some questions

539
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 2: by us, by me. That's what I'm here for. Okay, Cool,

540
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 2: can you come on the pod and answer some of

541
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 2: our questions? Yeah, that's great, let's do it tomorrow. Oh wait,

542
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 2: you're not going to show up?

543
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: Cool?

544
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot, nice to meet you, Thanks for the

545
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 2: respect And what did you say? What were you saying

546
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: all coaches Convention weekend.

547
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: I didn't say any of that.

548
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 2: No Coaches Convention weekend. You were like, oh, thank you.

549
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't say anything.

550
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 2: Man, between you and justin your little thing that you

551
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: would say, great, thanks, that's what I would like to say. Great. Thanks. Ah,

552
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 2: it's unfreaking believable.

553
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: Great thanks.

554
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 2: Oh did this? Did they have time to go to

555
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 2: Amy's house and film an episode of Four Things with

556
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 2: Amy Brown? You should check it out. Great podcast. Absolutely

557
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: had time to do that YouTube, but five minutes, five

558
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 2: minutes to come on the Sore Losers podcast and talk

559
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: about things going on and how we get things done.

560
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: Not ain't got time for that, sh.

561
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: Don Yeah, so sorry she didn't come in Sad Day.

562
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: It is the one question you had about the picture.

563
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure in Omni Studios there's something we have

564
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: that you swap out and it goes to all of them.

565
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: Every podcast. I'm gonna try it, it'll go to all

566
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: of them because guess what, what you post goes to

567
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 1: all of them. Did you even know our podcast goes

568
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: on Podbean? Because it does.

569
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 2: It's what Podbean? Yeah, I've never heard of it.

570
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: It goes on there there's something you do that pushes

571
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: it out to everybody, all the big boys. iHeart media.

572
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: Everything to people's pocket, man, so they get a little

573
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: vibration and they get a chub in their pocket, and

574
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Speaker 1: that means our podcast just got erected.

575
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Speaker 2: How many people do you think listen on Podbean? We're

576
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 2: huge on Podbean. I did not need to check the

577
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 2: Podbean charts. We might be the number one podcast on

578
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 2: Podbean because I have no idea what that even is.

579
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 2: I know of iHeartRadio, Spotify, and I guess Apple that's it.

580
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: I did not know there was I literally honestly did

581
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: not know there was anything else.

582
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's other ones charitable or something. There's all of

583
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: them you can listen on. They're not the big boys.

584
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: But why would Why is there so many?

585
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: Don't you think they just put podcasts man their platforms

586
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: trying to get bigger. Podbean someday wants to be Spotify,

587
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: so they just take every podcast bring it to us

588
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: and you can also then for nine dollars a month,

589
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 1: you would be able to create our podcast on Podbean.

590
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: But iHeart as us on another omni studios God, and

591
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: that pushes out.

592
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 2: So you can create your podcast on Podbean. That's what

593
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 2: I was wondering is how does Podbean then make money?

594
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 2: Because if they're throwing podcasts up there, there's no benefit

595
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: to them. But now I understand is that some people

596
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 2: may come to them to that, Hey, we're starting this

597
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 2: podcast in our basement. We have no friends, and we

598
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: want to talk about cleanexes, the different types of tissues

599
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: that are available at the grocery store. Oh yeah, you

600
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: can do that for nine to ninety months right here

601
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 2: on podbean dot com.

602
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: What to do if your parents run out of cleenex

603
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 1: in the house and you're in the basement.

604
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 2: What do you use? But yeah, so yeah, that's a

605
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: little disrespect. I love cushion, right, I'm just frustrated. It's

606
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 2: so frustrating that someone tells you they're gonna come and

607
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 2: they don't show up, Like why, Like what.

608
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: Maybe you made it sound like an interrogation also, and

609
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: or what if she doesn't want it to be on record?

610
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: This is closed doors and for you everything's at open mic.

611
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: For her, everything's a closed door.

612
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Well then tell us that say hey, I don't

613
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: want to do it on the pod, Like can we

614
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 2: just talk instead of just saying yeah, let to do

615
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: it tomorrow, and then tomorrow comes and guess what, ray

616
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 2: ye what She's not here, Yeah, not here.

617
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: But listen, most people, we live our lives wide open.

618
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: Every time you see me, I'm live on tick or

619
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: what is it called kick? I'm we're on YouTube, baser.

620
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: She's private. Maybe this the suits are private, the brass

621
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: if you will.

622
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: Maybe they are private. Maybe maybe they don't like to

623
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: be on the mic. I get it, but just say that.

624
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: It's just frustrating to have someone tell you they're going

625
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 2: to do something then they don't do it, and it's

626
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: just like another But she did take the time to say, oh,

627
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 2: how did your how did the convention go? Well, it

628
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 2: was great. You know, we had you know, a sore

629
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: Loser's Nation took over Nashville. She said, oh, that sounds good.

630
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 2: I didn't even finish my sentence. I didn't tell you

631
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: everything we did. I didn't tell you like how it went.

632
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 2: I just said, oh, I went good, we were down

633
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 2: at all. That sounds like it was a success. Okay, cool.

634
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 2: So you don't want to know about like the live

635
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: podcast about how we did have to cancel one watch

636
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 2: party because we didn't cancel it, but the game got canceled,

637
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: so we just watched a live man. She wasn't interested

638
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 2: in all that. She just wanted me to hear say,

639
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 2: oh yeah, a lot of people came from all over

640
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: and some have been to all three. She's like, oh

641
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: that's good. Sounds good. Thanks. Yeah.

642
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: They got other podcasts. They got other babies they're working on.

643
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: I think there's one where the pets get euthanized or

644
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: what is that killed? Right?

645
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: Youthanize this killed boom. I don't think that's what they

646
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: talk about.

647
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: There's a neutering pet podcast that they're coming up.

648
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: The pets live on the podcast.

649
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: They talk about pets.

650
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 2: I think. So you got four things with Amy Brown

651
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 2: that way you talk about I don't know what.

652
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: And I've been doing market research.

653
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let me hear your market research.

654
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: The Kelsey Boys, it's fine. They got it. Definitely a

655
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: hell of an editing team that puts together these punch

656
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: videos where it's sizzle reels bam bam, Taylor and Me

657
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: dancing at the club marshmallow boom boom boom.

658
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: I get it. They got better stories than us because

659
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: they have access to a lot more things. But get it.

660
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: Scuba talked about their sizzle reels pretty awesome for every podcast.

661
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: The podcast itself, it's fine, not great. It's decent, so

662
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: nothing exciting. So all we see is a little clips

663
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 2: that make it seem like it's the most banger of

664
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 2: a pod, and it's really just kind of like eh.

665
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: But also their YouTube they put out day after the

666
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: super Bowl got one point eight views in the day. Yeah,

667
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: well one point eight million.

668
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: They put up a YouTube video. Yeah, what did they

669
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: do it?

670
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: It's their podcast?

671
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 2: Oh, they did the podcast the Dance with the super Bowl.

672
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's all the Swifties clicking on it, and

673
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: it's obviously, but I listened to it, not all of it.

674
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: It's two hours long, for god's sakes, dude. They break

675
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: down film at one part of it. Can you tell

676
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: me the Swifties are listening to that?

677
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.

678
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: It's not a great podcast. I mean, for forty five

679
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,479
Speaker 1: minutes they're breaking down cover too. How the hell are

680
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: the Swifties listening to that? They're not. Our retention's way better.

681
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: The casual fan is not as into that, right.

682
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: Nobody else is gonna stick around for third two minutes.

683
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: But we got a horny truck drivers that are bored

684
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: in New Mexico.

685
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: How's it going, lot lizard, I'm heading over to Albuquerque.

686
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: You know any females, Oh.

687
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: Alison in Albuquerque. She's a great lot lizard. She'll travel anywhere.

688
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: She doesn't complain, She's got no teeth. It is the

689
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: best you'll ever have.

690
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: Colby truck driver out there driving across the America's highways

691
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: and byways. And he'll even come to Nashville and get

692
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: s face for a week. He was there all weekend,

693
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: wasn't he? He was the MVP because there was the

694
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: Tim Carrey on Guy Trucker disappeared as they say that

695
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: Trucker sailed into the sunset. I ain't seen him in

696
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: about two years.

697
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: He did post on the Facebook page.

698
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: But you realize the last time we saw him he

699
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: was gambling at Westgate thousand dollars hens Bro. I didn't

700
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: see I heard from him in over thirty six months.

701
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still trying to get his I don't know

702
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 2: what was his comment. Nah, he posted, so I don't

703
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 2: even know what his post was.

704
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: Was like, hey leave the Facebook?

705
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 2: Did he No? He didn't leave the Facebook? No, no, no,

706
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 2: But I don't know exactly what he said. I just

707
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: saw Tim carry on. I was like, Oh, good truck

708
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: or Tim, he's still trucking. I was worried. I thought

709
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 2: he had to sell the rig.

710
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: Well, let's be real. The blackjack hands they flop occasionally

711
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: good fifty percent of the time, but when they oh, I.

712
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: Don't know if it's fifty percent.

713
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: Man, that was You gotta find a casino that allows

714
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: you to surrender in the private rooms. That's when you

715
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: can surrender if you don't like your hand. Surrender And

716
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: I never surrendered. Three to two blackjack not a lot

717
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: in Vegas.

718
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: Don't no, no, no Vegas blackjack is it's it's gonna

719
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: be hard to play it now because there is no

720
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 2: three to two. You're gonna have to go off the strip.

721
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: Well, I heard you gotta go private room. You go

722
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: to a high high limit.

723
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: Right, you can go high limit where you're gonna play

724
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: more hand, or you're gonna have to go off the strip.

725
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 2: On the strip, you're not gonna get three to two anymore.

726
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 2: So it's basically the casino is ripping you off every

727
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 2: time you sit down at a blackjack table. Six to five.

728
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: It should be illegal, but They're all doing it because

729
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 2: tourists don't care. They don't know better, they don't realize that, man,

730
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 2: that's not what I'm supposed to be getting paid. And

731
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: they're starting to shift it. It's sort of like them

732
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: going from two greens to three greens on the roulette wheel.

733
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: Most people don't say anything, and they're like, if you're

734
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 2: going to sit here and play, guess what they say.

735
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: You know they're gonna have a fourth green.

736
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 1: Why do you think I went to Tunica reconmission, didn't

737
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: take any friends or my wife, left with eighteen hundred dollars,

738
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: flipped them the bird and had it out of town.

739
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: I had to wait till noon to collect my money,

740
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: but then I flipped them the bird and I got

741
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: out of town. They had to wait till they opened

742
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 1: the windows. Oh the window's not open twenty four hours,

743
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: it's not. I learned that the hard way, and I

744
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 1: was up at about seven am. So for five hours

745
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: I waited to flip them the bird. Flipped them the bird,

746
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 1: and then I was heading three and a half hours

747
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: back to Nashville.

748
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 2: That's like the time I was in Vegas and I

749
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 2: hit a UFC fight and I went to cash it.

750
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 2: Like my flight was at like eleven am, dude, and

751
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: I go to the sports book and there's no one

752
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: there to cash it. And I'm like, and it's like

753
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: eight thirty in the morning. My flight's at eleven.

754
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: Okay, it's so good, still good.

755
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 2: And I'm like, man, I kind of picked my head

756
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 2: over the and the guy's like he's in the back room.

757
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 2: He's like, what's up, man, how can I help you?

758
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, man, because I tried to

759
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 2: cash it at the cashier. You can cash it, just

760
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 2: at the regular cashier. They can run it. And they

761
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 2: said they said this is a loser, man. But uh,

762
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,919
Speaker 2: right here on ESPN dot com it says he won.

763
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: Like I know he won. I watched the fight and

764
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: he goes, huh let me. I mean run that through

765
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 2: the machine for you, man. So it said it was

766
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 2: a loser on their board. They had it as a loser.

767
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 2: Double check your work, Yeah, I mean, hello, someone running

768
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 2: a sports book at the MGM Grand you think you'd

769
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: double check.

770
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: This guy was bleeding out of his eye. Can I

771
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: get paid out things?

772
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah. The other guy had to leave on a stretcher.

773
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 2: But uh, but my guy lost. Cool Vegas is getting

774
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 2: everybody nowadays.

775
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: Even when you win.

776
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they're like, oh maybe maybe no one

777
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: will notice. They'll just throw their tickets in the trash. Okay, cool.

778
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: So he runs it through the little machine. He goes, no, man, sorry,

779
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 2: it's saying it's a loser. Well I watched the fight

780
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: and I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. But go to UFC

781
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: dot com. He's like, oh yeah, I see it there. Man,

782
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: it says he's a winner. Who I'm about to take

783
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: a photocopy of this, man, I don't know. I'm about

784
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,479
Speaker 2: to run this up the chain.

785
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, run it up the flag.

786
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: What do you mean running up the chain? Just switch

787
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 2: it in your damn computer. It says on UFC dot com.

788
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 2: He won.

789
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: He had to call mister Wynn. He's like, ah, you

790
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: gotta talk to Caesar.

791
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: And he's like, man, I'll just I mean, what we're

792
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 2: gonna do is we're gonna photocopy it for you and

793
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 2: we'll figure it out and then we'll be in contact.

794
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: But what do you gotta do? Another planet, Planet Hollywood.

795
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 2: And this goes on for forty five minutes, so we're

796
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 2: now at nine fifteen. My plane leaves at eleven. It's

797
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 2: getting tight. It's getting tight. And he's like, are you

798
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: gonna pay me? And he was like, my manager, the

799
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 2: head guy is not going to be in till nine thirty,

800
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: nine forty five if you want to wait around. And

801
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, do I want to wait around?

802
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: My flights at eleven? If I if he gets here,

803
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 2: ride at you know, nine thirty. Maybe he can correct

804
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: it by nine forty. I'm in the cab on the

805
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: way to the airport. MGM Grand is right next to

806
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 2: the airport. It shouldn't be too busy. I got tsa

807
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: pre check because I'm rich.

808
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: Rich, and.

809
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 2: No, man, I don't think it's worth the risk. Man.

810
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take

811
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: my ticket is you can just mail it back into me.

812
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, cool, So I mail it ray,

813
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 2: I mailed the ticket.

814
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: Mail that sob man, what'd you have to do? Mail

815
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,280
Speaker 1: it to Paris? Paris Hotel.

816
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: Now that's where you stay for your bachelor party. When

817
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 2: we all stayed at MGM Grand.

818
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: Well, who's that dude's name?

819
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: Michael, Michael's name, Michael free room dude.

820
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: When you lose it all gambling.

821
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then I mail it in right good times,

822
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: and I get a letter back in the mail says, oh, sorry,

823
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 2: your ticket was a loose and I'm like, you have

824
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 2: got to be kidding me. So then I have to

825
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: call them, and I get on the phone with them

826
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: and he finally realizes their mistake and I finally got

827
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 2: my money. I don't even know how that story started.

828
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 2: I don't know what we were talking about.

829
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: They're just talking about Vegas and the greens and the

830
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: six to five on black jack, and it says you

831
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: lost and you actually won.

832
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: So you always check it. And the one the ones

833
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 2: I'm always nervous about is when you're playing blackjacket happens

834
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 2: every once in a while, is when you lose and

835
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 2: they pay you that or it's a push and they

836
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: pay you. I am just like, oh my god, and

837
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 2: I take it. But deep down inside of me, I

838
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 2: worry that I have just messed up the mojo, that

839
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 2: I have done something that I'm not like. The mojo's flowing.

840
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 2: It's flowing, it's flowing, it's a good time. And if

841
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 2: you're if you do that, does that screw with the

842
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: mojo at the table? Does that mean bad things are

843
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 2: coming to you. But hey, in Vegas, you take any

844
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 2: money you can get, take it in my pocket like that.

845
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: Right, we're gonna take a break, and.

846
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: We are gonna take a break now. I want to

847
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 2: talk about.

848
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh and I have a lock of the weekend. If

849
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: we're ever gonna get to it. Oh, yeah, I know

850
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: you have a full agenda.

851
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: I do because I want to talk about maybe my

852
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: favorite sports story of the year, TCU women's college basketball

853
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: never bet it continue. Have you ever watched them play? No, dude,

854
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 2: either of I don't even know if they're good. I

855
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 2: just know they started out the season great, great, and

856
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 2: then like their two best players get hurt. They had

857
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 2: several injuries on the team. They didn't have enough players

858
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 2: to play, so they forfeited two games, and they put

859
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 2: a ad out on the TCU campus and said, hey,

860
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 2: any ladies played basketball before, come try out for the

861
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 2: TCU women's hoops team. So, chicks that are in chemistry class,

862
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 2: you know, people studying the freaking sociology that haven't played

863
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 2: basketball since middle school, go and try out for the

864
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,959
Speaker 2: TCU women's hoops team.

865
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: That's a movie. Man, that's cool.

866
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,439
Speaker 2: This is so fantastic.

867
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: You have a daughter in Fort Worth, get her shoes

868
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: off of the underneath the counter and send her to TCU.

869
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: I mean, these girls are going from the five you

870
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 2: parties to freaking trying out for the basketball squad.

871
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: How was that one chick? Macy? Yeah, Macy was She

872
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: might have been a teak or is that a dude teaks?

873
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 2: The dude definitely teaks. The dude. I mean he is her.

874
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 2: That's fine, he is her.

875
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 1: She was part of one of them.

876
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: I got no problem with that. So they have all

877
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 2: these walk ons that make the team because they don't

878
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: have enough players, and they go out and win the

879
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 2: first game that they play.

880
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: Dude, this is awesome.

881
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 2: And now they've lost like five out of seven or

882
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 2: something like that, and they're not very good. But these

883
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: girls are practicing with the CHCU women's basketball team because

884
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 2: they don't have enough people to practice. They don't have

885
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 2: enough bodies.

886
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: A lot of them are playing on the men's team.

887
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 2: No, but how funny is it that they go, I mean,

888
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 2: you haven't played basketball in three years, like you played

889
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 2: in high school? All right?

890
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: Cool?

891
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 2: And you have to walk on and instead of learning

892
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 2: about like Adams splitting in the biology chain, and intro

893
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 2: to Earth's systems and whatever. Algebra and geometry. You're learning

894
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 2: how to defend the pick and roll on a college

895
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: basketball court.

896
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Why, I mean, it doesn't separate you that

897
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: much from college sports. Dude. I went to D comparable

898
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 1: to D two, and you would have thought their shit

899
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: didn't stink. Might not have. But I couldn't even talk

900
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 1: to the basketball team. I announced them all, never met

901
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: one of them. I think one of the chicks on

902
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: the girls basketball team wanted to bang me. I never

903
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: dated them, though, but I'd never could talk to the

904
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: girls basketball team. The guys, they're all too cool for me.

905
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: I was the announcer, but we were that close to

906
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 1: playing in college sports.

907
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 2: I that's it reminds me of Jessica Mateer or Yeah,

908
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 2: that was when the Austin I remember this. This one

909
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: of my favorite things ever.

910
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh, she wanted to bang my buddy, that's what it was.

911
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 1: He was a football player.

912
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 2: That wasn't me. That explains it. No, No, that reminds

913
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 2: me of when I was down on Sixth Street in Austin.

914
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 2: And this is back when Austin had the Austin Wranglers,

915
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 2: which was like arena football, like you know with the

916
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 2: small goal post, is it was indoor football? I think

917
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 2: it was the Arena League. I don't even if it

918
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 2: was the big arena league. I know they played in

919
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 2: the arena. And I'm down on Sixth Street and I'm

920
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: standing on the street corner and I'm sitting there and

921
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 2: this dude's next to me, and here are you a girl?

922
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: He's talking to his chees. He's like, hey, girl, you

923
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: ever been with a pro football player? And I'm like,

924
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 2: bro football player? Like what he was like, I play

925
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 2: for the Wranglers. And I'm sitting here going does that

926
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 2: really count as a pro football player? It means paid.

927
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: But you know, this girl's probably thinking, damn. This dude

928
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 2: plays for the Dallas Cowboys. This dude plays for the

929
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Steelers. And he says Austin Wranglers, And in my head,

930
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 2: I'm going, damn. So these dudes that play on the

931
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 2: arena football teams walk around like, yep, I'm professional.

932
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: But I mean, ladies, you'll have your answer if they

933
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: put their pads on on a Saturday, and they put

934
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: their pads on on a Sunday, you'll know.

935
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: Like XFL players, do they do they walk around with

936
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 2: the same like, what's up I play professional football as

937
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: NFL players or are they kind of like, I mean

938
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 2: I play in the XFL, Dude, like like, oh, what

939
00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 2: do you do? Man? What do you do for a living?

940
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 2: I play football? Really? Really? You play for the Bucks? No, No, Dolphins, Titans? Nah? Man?

941
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 2: The raw Dogs? Raw Dog? Yeah? The XFL team? Does

942
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 2: it have that? Do they have that same feeling of Man,

943
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 2: they're playing professional football.

944
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: Raw Dogs are doing the same stuff NFL guys are doing,

945
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: but more. I mean Kelsey getting hammered on stage. That's

946
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: the raw Dogs on a Saturday night.

947
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like the raw Dogs are going to

948
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 2: practice and then they're going to work at Windy's. Like

949
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 2: they have to have two jobs. There's no way they

950
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 2: make enough money just playing for the raw Dogs.

951
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,439
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that they're partying more, they're drinking more,

952
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 1: they're sleeping around more. They're bagging and banging. The NFL guys.

953
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: They got that purse, that cash, so they always have that.

954
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: Oh I can't stay out till two am, raw Dogs do.

955
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: They don't give an f man, You'll see them at

956
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: the game. They two hours of sleep.

957
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay, but yeah, I just thought that was so

958
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 2: cool that they had to go to the student body

959
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 2: and say, hey, girls, we need you, We need you

960
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 2: to come play for our basketball team. So I'm a

961
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: big supporter of TCU womenos horny up.

962
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: Now you girls are doing the hornies.

963
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: I need the lock of the weekend. You said you

964
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 2: got the lock of the weekend. I didn't even know

965
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 2: that it was.

966
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: Hey, I stop your coach.

967
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 2: All Star Weekend, All Star Weekend. I had no idea.

968
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 1: Okay, we sound slow. If you guys are listening to

969
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: this podcast, speed it up because then we'll actually talk

970
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: at a normal speed. Anyways, it's All Star weekend. So

971
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: there's no NBA to bet on college basketball. It's probably

972
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: in full swing right now. There's no NFL full college football,

973
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: nothing football, a couple of college games other than golf.

974
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: You got Genesis Tiger. Yeah, I'm making the cut. I

975
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: wanted to give it to you guys before the fact,

976
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 1: but it's already started. So and when do we release

977
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: this Friday? Saturday?

978
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 2: Friday? Friday Friday.

979
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: We bet the family bet Tiger to make the cut,

980
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: easiest money will find. There's only seventy guys, dude, what

981
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: is it called XFL. What's the live has taken? Every

982
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: golfer last year was one hundred thirty in the Genesis.

983
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: This year it's seventy. Make the cut about forty. Last

984
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 1: year Tiger was number forty five at one hundred and thirty.

985
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: So he'll make the cut. He'll make the cut real

986
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: damn easy.

987
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: One thing I did see funny this week is Charlie

988
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 2: Hoffman hit up Tiger and he's like, hey, man, can

989
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 2: you like give me a sponsor exemption so I can

990
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 2: get play the Genesis? And Tiger's like, nah, man. So

991
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 2: Charlie Hoffman went out and won last week and or

992
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 2: got second place in that way, he got into the

993
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: Genesis on points or whatever. And Tiger was there to

994
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: greet him when he showed up for the Genesis, like, hey,

995
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: good work man. That's pretty funny. He hits him up,

996
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 2: Hey dude, can you like give me a sponsor exemption? No, dude,

997
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 2: get out of here. Made it anyway, pretty funny.

998
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: Back to my life. Sorry, Yeah, we went off on

999
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: a side trail, dirt road if you will. Yeah, but

1000
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: it's NBA All Star Weekend. You can't really touch the

1001
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: donk contest. I think it's called Donka contest.

1002
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dunk contest. Yeah, because there's guys in there

1003
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 2: like Mac McClung.

1004
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: Well he won it last year. He's a white dude.

1005
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: They just yeah, he went E league.

1006
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like, how is he in the

1007
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 2: dunk contest.

1008
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: If he's a dirty dunk?

1009
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 2: No? I this is what I want. I want Lebron No, No,

1010
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,959
Speaker 2: I don't want Lebron.

1011
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: Lake care lay laydoun't dunk. No.

1012
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 2: I don't want Leila lay dunk.

1013
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't lay chill lay at school.

1014
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 2: Lay lay down on the bench. I don't want him

1015
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 2: lay watch Bronny. I want them to go out and

1016
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 2: get street ballers. People from the park. Put a million

1017
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: dollars at mid court.

1018
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: They're doing drugs.

1019
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they could. I don't care. But I want

1020
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: them to go get Hey.

1021
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: You've been dreight to yourself living on the being part

1022
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: of a street league basketball team.

1023
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 2: I want them to go get street ballers and put

1024
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: them in the freaking dunk contest. That's who I want

1025
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 2: to see dunk. I am tired of seeing these people

1026
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 2: that are at or have them dunk against these people,

1027
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 2: say boom boom, versus you.

1028
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: Let's go right, But I agree with you. They got

1029
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: to do something because it's MAXI McClung and the d League.

1030
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: He won it last year. He's a huge favorite to

1031
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 1: win it. The second place guy is some guy out

1032
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,240
Speaker 1: of I don't know actually, and but Vasquez from UCLA.

1033
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: He's not a dunker.

1034
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 2: He play. He plays for the Miami Heat.

1035
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a bunch of crap. If you're gonna you

1036
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: maybe can risky go with that? Did you play for

1037
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 1: the Raptors? He played for me? Who? You ain't got

1038
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: it pulled up?

1039
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: I don't know who. I don't pay attention to All

1040
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 2: Star games anymore. They're so boring and they're so bad.

1041
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 2: I did used to love the three point contest, thought

1042
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 2: that was so fun, but now they all shoot threes

1043
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 2: so well that it's not as much fun.

1044
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: All right, this one. Max McClung is such a favorite.

1045
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: And Jalen Brown, what's he gonna do in the dunk contest?

1046
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: A three pointer? But the other guy's topping from the

1047
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: next He may win it, but he's it's good for

1048
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: your money. But just don't even mess with it. Because

1049
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: McClung is such a favorite. He looks pretty dirty. Go

1050
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: with the three point contest. And I'm telling you right now,

1051
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: I called it last year with Dame. I know these

1052
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: three point contests. I believe it's gonna be Haliburton. Last

1053
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: year he was the overwhelmingly leader in the first round,

1054
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: that fell apart in the second. There's only a couple

1055
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: of rounds. Haliburton's at home. It's in Indiana, it's in Indianapolis,

1056
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: it's in his home stadium. He knows the rims, he

1057
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: knows the arena. He's five times your money. He dropped

1058
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: down to other people. There's guys like who do I

1059
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: see the guy from New York, the guard Brunson Bronson.

1060
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: They ain't winning the thing. Dame won it last year.

1061
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: It's tough to repeat. There's a little bit of pressure.

1062
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: Dame also hasn't shot as many.

1063
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 2: Three and Dame's on a new team, so it's different.

1064
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: Not that it matters, but dude Giannis has been stealing

1065
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: all his balls from him. So I would say, go

1066
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: with Halliburton. He was the best dude last year. He's

1067
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: gonna be the best again this year. And then he

1068
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: fell apart, though hopefully he doesn't do that. But give

1069
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: me Haliburton five times your money, lock of the weekend,

1070
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: hit some music something, yeah, oh right over to.

1071
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 2: Even We'll have a good weekend, man, enjoy it. We

1072
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 2: won't be here Monday. It's President's Day. You gotta respect

1073
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: your presidents.

1074
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: So you guys get all mad at lunch when he

1075
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: tells you his parlays. We did a three team er

1076
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: as a family, me and Bazer, so maybe it's more

1077
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: interesting because it's a couple's bet. We did Tiger to

1078
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: make the cut, so he's got to basically finished top

1079
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: and he's doing fine as it is right now. Who knows.

1080
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: I haven't checked in an hour. And then the next thing,

1081
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: we need Haliburton five times your money, and then we

1082
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: need the Alcatraz to win tennis. He's in some weird

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Speaker 1: tournament urgings, so if that happens, thousand dollars for the

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Speaker 1: family account.

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, everybody, have a good weekend. We

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Speaker 2: are out of here, and don't forget to hit us

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Speaker 2: on YouTube. Yeah, just hit us on YouTube. We out.

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Speaker 1: Just search so I don't even know how to search

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Speaker 1: it on there.

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Speaker 2: I don't either, but hey, I'm wondering if Batter's Box

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Speaker 2: is ever gonna call me. Probably didn't want to be

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Speaker 2: on the pod.

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Speaker 1: Like you said, Ray, we failed again with YouTube after kick.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, all right, let's do it YouTube though here,

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Speaker 1: let's do it