Speaker 1: Second, have you ever hooked up at a Halloween party
Speaker 1: before you got a sexy nurse on top of a fireman,
Speaker 1: on top of the clown from it, on top of four.
Speaker 1: David hasselhops that I've done it, the hashtag best Halloween ever.
Speaker 1: Oh it's it's unknown. I thought he was a sexy
Speaker 1: nurse by the end, I wasn't even sure what I
Speaker 1: was point. But one of our listeners also had a
Speaker 1: Halloween party hookup, and now he's calling for our help.
Speaker 1: His name's Andrew. Andrew. Welcome to the show Man. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: happy to be here. Okay, yeah, well did you have
Speaker 1: a good It sounds like you had a great Halloween party,
Speaker 1: So you know, it's a bit complicated. There were good things,
Speaker 1: they were a bad thing, Okay, Okay, So I met
Speaker 1: this really hot girl, her name was Lexi at a
Speaker 1: Halloween party. Hot girl's name is Alexei, and that's my
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's name is the hot name. You know what
Speaker 1: was the scariest thing about the house party? Honestly, it
Speaker 1: was the parking situation. Wait, but I will say that
Speaker 1: can be a pain when you're at a house party
Speaker 1: residential streets. It was like almost impossible to find a spot.
Speaker 1: It took me literally forever, but you know, being the
Speaker 1: genius I was. I was dressed as a shuttlecock, you know,
Speaker 1: like the thing from Batman, from Badminton. It's it's feathery,
Speaker 1: it's like a wow. It was a huge like white
Speaker 1: hula hoop on the bottom, and I wore like a
Speaker 1: red cap on my head. That that was one of
Speaker 1: the worst decisions in my life, just driving with that.
Speaker 1: You were driving it, you put it once you get there,
Speaker 1: but even then maneuvering through doorways, like the whole thing
Speaker 1: sounds awesome for a picture, and then beyond that the
Speaker 1: functionality very love. I can tell about your costume choice
Speaker 1: that you weren't planning on trying to hook up with somebody. Nah,
Speaker 1: I did not think that was in the cards. You know,
Speaker 1: Like I parked far away and just even walking there
Speaker 1: that wasn't easy. But you know, so I got there
Speaker 1: and you know, like it's a dark house, like there
Speaker 1: are lights and stuff and that, but I can't really
Speaker 1: see and I'm tripping, and you know, there are some
Speaker 1: people on the streets that I know we're also going there,
Speaker 1: and like at one point I fell over and they
Speaker 1: started they tried to roll me entrance. Okay, now that
Speaker 1: we know what you were dressed as in the parking situation,
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about Lexie. How did you
Speaker 1: two end up meeting? All right? So, like I get
Speaker 1: there and there are people dancing around and stuff, and
Speaker 1: then it's almost like a freaking movie. Like through the
Speaker 1: thick of the fog, I see this beautiful girl. She's
Speaker 1: dressed as a shotgun wedding, which I thought was hilarious.
Speaker 1: It was like like a tight white dress and she
Speaker 1: had balloon underneath to make it look like she was preggers,
Speaker 1: and yeah, a nerf gun. Wow this idea. So how
Speaker 1: did you approach this fake pregnant woman? So? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of like what my move
Speaker 1: would be, and I saw there were like a bunch
Speaker 1: of candy rappers just on the floor, naturally, so I
Speaker 1: tried to do it as like this joke. I'd smoothly
Speaker 1: walked over to her and I was like, hey, so
Speaker 1: you woke some candy and I held out a bunch
Speaker 1: of empty rappers. Did you do it with that weird voice?
Speaker 1: Like you get action between the costume and that is?
Speaker 1: I mean, you went through with that idea. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: also I definitely used the voice. The voice is the secret.
Speaker 1: That's how you get Okay, that shows you're not taking
Speaker 1: yourself seriously. What was Lexi's response. We both started laughing
Speaker 1: and stuff, and then she was like, oh, so if
Speaker 1: you can find me a Reese's Peanut butter cup, like, oh,
Speaker 1: give you a reward. So I was like, bet, you
Speaker 1: know this is my mission now. Yeah, there's probably a
Speaker 1: candy bowl. Yeah, you know those are always eaten. First,
Speaker 1: I was walking around just trying to find any Reese's
Speaker 1: Cups I could. I walk over like some of the
Speaker 1: Harley Quinns at the party that were like for them,
Speaker 1: and so I asked them and no luck. But then
Speaker 1: eventually some dude dressed as a zombie just handed me
Speaker 1: like a whole bunch, had like pockets full of them.
Speaker 1: He was Teams the Reese's zombie, so he helped me
Speaker 1: out there, zombie, okay, okay, So what was your reward
Speaker 1: when you got her her Reese's cup? So okay. It
Speaker 1: should also be mentioned, just for the sake of story,
Speaker 1: I was drinking a lot. Yeah, here we go, it's
Speaker 1: a party, So I go back and I give her
Speaker 1: the cups and she's really really stoked, and she tells
Speaker 1: me your name, it's Lexcy, and you know, we started
Speaker 1: to hang out. We had a good time, all right.
Speaker 1: The Reese's Peanut butter cups unlocked the door. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would say, yes too, better than flowers. Pay attention, gentlemen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what happened? So we had kind of like a
Speaker 1: best case worst case scenario happening here. Okay, we started
Speaker 1: making out, and you know, we both wanted, you know,
Speaker 1: a little bit more to happen. But right, I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: We had some costume difficulties and it didn't go too perfectly. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's amazing you could even reach her
Speaker 1: lips with the yeah contraption around you. We were also
Speaker 1: both just a tad but hammered, and I can't remember
Speaker 1: too many of the details. Yea, So did the hook
Speaker 1: up end up happening or no? No, not really, nothing
Speaker 1: beyond making out. But I did end up getting her
Speaker 1: number from a friend of mine who also knew her.
Speaker 1: But I've gotten us in no response, absolute ghost Like,
Speaker 1: how did the night end for you? So? I definitely
Speaker 1: remember falling down a couple of times. Oh, no, and
Speaker 1: I woke up in bed the next morning. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm just worried that you were maybe reading this wrong
Speaker 1: because she's not the one that gave you her number.
Speaker 1: You know, I've made out with tons of different dudes
Speaker 1: at parties, zero intention of either hooking up or ever
Speaker 1: wanting to see them again. We all, we know it
Speaker 1: may have been Brooke that you were making out. You
Speaker 1: don't remember anything, but I want to help you, Andrew,
Speaker 1: finish what you started that night. Okay, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song. We'll come back. Brook's gonna go out and
Speaker 1: grab some Reese's Peanut butter cups in the lobby just
Speaker 1: in case we have to help the situation. I'm not lying.
Speaker 1: I got a secret drawer. Okay, go to the secret drawer.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back and try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update with Lexi. All right, thank god? All right,
Speaker 1: hold on. They say the key to a woman's heart
Speaker 1: is to make her laugh, but the key to a
Speaker 1: woman's kiss is to hand her a Reese's Peanut buttercup.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that me? Because one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Andrew met a woman named Alexei at a Halloween party recently,
Speaker 1: and she told him if he could find her a Reese's,
Speaker 1: she'd give him a little reward. Oh. So he did,
Speaker 1: and they tried hooking up, but had some costume challenges,
Speaker 1: you know, Plus there was alcohol involved, so it was
Speaker 1: kind of fuzzy for Andrew remembering how this all ended.
Speaker 1: We're going to do our best though, to help get
Speaker 1: him another date. And Brooke, I just gotta say, you
Speaker 1: don't seem as invested as you normally do in these things,
Speaker 1: Like did the shuttlecock outfit turn you off? Or what's
Speaker 1: going on? I just think he may be misreading the
Speaker 1: whole vibe. Right. He hunted down a recess for her, Brook,
Speaker 1: What more do you want from this guy? Usually if
Speaker 1: it's a one night stand, you're like, whoa, I you know,
Speaker 1: I'm all for one night stands and fun. But like,
Speaker 1: I don't think she wanted it. I don't know, Yes
Speaker 1: I do. She just wanted the candy and was like, ah,
Speaker 1: I don't kiss him, like I'll make out with him
Speaker 1: a little bit satisfy the dude, Like she didn't even
Speaker 1: give him her number. Andrew, was that the vibe that
Speaker 1: you were getting that she just wanted candy from you honestly. No,
Speaker 1: we were really having a good time. Yes we were
Speaker 1: a little tipsy, Yes, Candy was involved, but she seemed
Speaker 1: to really like me, and I genuinely liked her. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I beleive you. We'll find out. Yeah, okay, maybe eat
Speaker 1: some more chocolate and get you in a better mood
Speaker 1: because we need to make this phone call. Now shake
Speaker 1: it off. You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Remember
Speaker 1: we're on Andrew's side. I know I'm not against him. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're just not really all that. And I love his
Speaker 1: costume idea. Yeah, you know, I like overly complicated, like
Speaker 1: ridiculous things to wear. I'm Halloween. Okay, so she almost
Speaker 1: gave you a compliment. You should feel good about that.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'm gonna dial Alexei's phone number. We're
Speaker 1: gonna trying to get your second date up day. You ready?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right? Man, here we go. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Alexei. Yeah is it? Hey? My name's
Speaker 1: Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Um? Wait? What from a morning
Speaker 1: radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, And
Speaker 1: oh wow, Yeah, someone was impressed by Morning Radio. Okay,
Speaker 1: we do a podcast too, but uh, we're doing something
Speaker 1: right now called a second Date Update, where we help
Speaker 1: our listeners reach out after usually a date. But I
Speaker 1: guess you didn't go out on a date with this guy. Um,
Speaker 1: what's his name? His name's Andrew. Andrew. You may remember
Speaker 1: him as like shuttlecock guy. Yeah, you met at a
Speaker 1: Halloween party and he was dressed as like a bad
Speaker 1: mitten birdie. Yes, oh oh oh that is fine. You
Speaker 1: asked him to go find a Reese's peanut butter cup
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, triggered the memories there, It is that
Speaker 1: we have a good story coming. Yeah. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know do you remember him, because it sounds like you
Speaker 1: may not remember the night very well. Yeah. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know it was a crazy night. You know, it's Halloween.
Speaker 1: We were all drinking. Uh. Yeah, I briefly remember asking
Speaker 1: a guy for races. Yeah. That guy has a name,
Speaker 1: and it's Andrew. Yeah. He said he got your number
Speaker 1: from like a friend of yours or something. Yeah. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so Andrew told us all about the night, at
Speaker 1: least the parts that he remembers, because, like you said,
Speaker 1: you guys were all drinking, and he's just wondering if
Speaker 1: something went wrong or if not, if you guys can
Speaker 1: see each other again. Did he tell you anything else?
Speaker 1: He told us that you made out. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But um, so we were making out, and you know,
Speaker 1: we wanted to kind of be in a private area,
Speaker 1: so we went to his car. Okay, not like an
Speaker 1: upstairs bedroom. Okay, both people with large things around them
Speaker 1: getting into a car. How did that work? It was?
Speaker 1: It didn't work. I love how like a drug guy
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out how to get his costume just off,
Speaker 1: Like can't you just take that part off to get
Speaker 1: into the car? That's exactly it, Like, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: We were so drunk we couldn't figure out how to
Speaker 1: get his thing off. So awkward. So I'm just picturing
Speaker 1: the two of you now in the back of the car,
Speaker 1: just like mangled outfits, unable to touch. It got really
Speaker 1: awkward and I had to climb up inside his costume, like, like,
Speaker 1: I guess that's one way to do it earlier. That's
Speaker 1: amazing you actually did that. You dem to make this
Speaker 1: happen clearly, well, you were trying to take it off, right,
Speaker 1: You weren't climbing up there to be sexy. Well, I
Speaker 1: wanted to get what I wanted to get, Okay, I
Speaker 1: hope no one walked by the car. So in the
Speaker 1: back of his car you climb up inside of his costume.
Speaker 1: Now he looks pregnant. What's going on next? Through his
Speaker 1: hula hoop? And then he's not ready and I'm like
Speaker 1: what he's okay, yeah, okay. So then then you, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's quite the crawl of shame. Then you walk back
Speaker 1: your house and you tell him what, like, what are
Speaker 1: you even say? Tunnel? That's what a crazy story. But
Speaker 1: I don't think Andrew even knows that happened. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: how would he not know because he didn't really doesn't
Speaker 1: tell us that, not the car, or he didn't tell
Speaker 1: us that because it's embarrassing. The embarrassing Well, yeah, let's true.
Speaker 1: Let's ask if he remembers, Andrew, do you remember any
Speaker 1: of this happening? So? Uh well, first off, high lex
Speaker 1: nice to how from again? Yeah, Lexie, I need to
Speaker 1: let you know that Andrew's been listening this entire time.
Speaker 1: You want to My God, You're good. I didn't really
Speaker 1: remember that bit. I mean, once you started telling it,
Speaker 1: it started coming back. But I don't think one broken
Speaker 1: should you know, nigate want to be a very happy
Speaker 1: Just shouldn't say broken broken It wasn't even there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least to blame somewhere else, man like on the
Speaker 1: alcohol or something. Yeah, mistakes were made, That's all I
Speaker 1: can say. I'm more than just a pretty face and
Speaker 1: a shuttlecock costume. I can't. I do other stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: I snowboard, I you know all of the Sopranos. Hey
Speaker 1: are you reading her? You're dating bio right now? Is
Speaker 1: that what you're doing? I'm tuning my shot. You know,
Speaker 1: she she doesn't even know me. She just knows me
Speaker 1: as some dude in a Batman costume. I want her
Speaker 1: to know me. Okay, didn't even know his name. Guy,
Speaker 1: she didn't remember. There's definitely only up to go from
Speaker 1: that experience that you had with him, exactly. I mean, Lexie,
Speaker 1: what do you think like? He likes the Sopranos? Do
Speaker 1: you like the Sopranos? Are you into snowboarding? I like
Speaker 1: the Sopranos, but I don't like snowboarding, So it's half
Speaker 1: at half. There's probably more options. What else you got Andrew?
Speaker 1: Come on, would it help if I did a Tony
Speaker 1: soprano impressions Tony sopranos on Brooks like Hall pass lists.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's not I kind of want to hear
Speaker 1: the sopranos and the old days they're gone? Was it?
Speaker 1: The old days are gone? Andrew? What I really think
Speaker 1: you need to do is ask Lexei out in an
Speaker 1: Italian voice? How would Tony soprano ask a lady out?
Speaker 1: Take you down to a l treer you can get
Speaker 1: and he sort of shoulder you want and he's sort
Speaker 1: of sandwich and you know, maybe you can go down
Speaker 1: to the construction shod and not do a little extra building.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wow, do you want to check out
Speaker 1: his meatballs? Lexi? Is it? Oh? My goodness? I mean
Speaker 1: he's a man of many talents, Lexi. Is he sounds fun,
Speaker 1: doesn't he? I mean, at this point, we would love
Speaker 1: to offer to send you guys out on another date,
Speaker 1: and we will pay for it only under one condition.
Speaker 1: Oh that he bring Reese's peanut butter cup. All right,
Speaker 1: Tony soprano, Tony soprano, you got some Rees's hookups? Oh?
Speaker 1: I got Reci's hook up? That guy all congratulations? You.
Speaker 1: You got a second day. Thank you, thank you. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you overcame everything. I'm just gonna say that, Okay, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I'm an underdog, I'm a fighter. I gotta do what
Speaker 1: I gotta do. Okay, gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: Get a second dated Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,