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Speaker 1: Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning show.

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Speaker 2: I'll just get into the horoscopes producer same, who do

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Speaker 2: you wish to do these with?

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Speaker 1: I wish to do them with you, Elvis.

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Speaker 2: Oh see, I can actually form a you can do

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Speaker 2: this sentence. Stay you, guys, you missed your You miss

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Speaker 2: your cue. Obviously you need coffee. If it's your birthday today,

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Speaker 2: you celebrate with Brian Cranston, Jenna Fisher and Wanda Sykes.

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Speaker 2: I love Wanda Sykes.

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Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 2: If you're Capricorn, the only way to get things done

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Speaker 2: is to take charge. It's time to stop procrastinating, Capricorn.

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Speaker 2: Your day's a nine.

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Speaker 1: Aquarius.

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Speaker 3: Your sensitivity is a little heightened today, so stay away

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Speaker 3: from those difficult conversations.

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Speaker 2: Your day's seven, Hey, Pisces. Remember good things don't take

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Speaker 2: place overnight. Be consistent and you'll see some payoff. Your

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Speaker 2: day's a ten. Airy.

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Speaker 3: Self deprecation might be a joke, but over time it

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Speaker 3: will start to wear at your confidence.

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Speaker 1: So speak highly of yourself today. Your day's an eight.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Taurus. You've got some fun ahead of you this week,

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Speaker 2: and the more in the moment you can be the

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Speaker 2: more you'll long tim benefit.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that was supposed to be time, but

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Speaker 3: long tim sounds nice.

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Speaker 2: In other words, the more in the moment you can be,

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Speaker 2: the more you'll long time benefit. Is that what that means? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it still sounds so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Tim.

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Speaker 2: Your days of nine.

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Speaker 3: Taurus, Jemini, you're selling yourself short. Simply starting a task

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Speaker 3: is the best way.

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Speaker 1: To figure out how capable you are.

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Speaker 2: Your day's an eight, Hey, cancer, and this is good

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Speaker 2: for all of us if you don't take the chance

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Speaker 2: that opportunity will go to someone else. Your days of six.

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Speaker 3: Leo, you are going to be judged no matter what,

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Speaker 3: so make the decisions that make you happy.

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Speaker 1: Your days an eight.

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Speaker 2: Amen, Virgo. There is a way to stand up for

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Speaker 2: your beliefs without going to war, So choose assertiveness over aggression.

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Speaker 2: There's a thin line between the two, assertive and aggression.

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Speaker 2: Your days of seven Virgo Libra. The universe works in

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Speaker 2: mysterious ways.

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Speaker 3: Just because you can't see why doesn't mean it's not

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Speaker 3: your best interest.

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Speaker 1: Your days is six scary?

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Speaker 2: Are you? Scorpio? Okay, Scorpio, okay, okay, well ye see

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Speaker 2: this isn't you though, Scorpio labels are for jars, not

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Speaker 2: for people. Don't put someone in a box your days

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Speaker 2: of five, But what an awful horsecops are.

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Speaker 4: Sorry Scorpios and finally Sagittarius, take the independent route, continue

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Speaker 4: to create from a space and let space of love

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Speaker 4: and leave the rest your days of nine And those

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Speaker 4: are your Friday morning horoscopes.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, and thank you autocorrect for messing up my horsecopes.