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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: best radio you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: You'll never believe who's getting a divorce. It's a jewel show,

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Speaker 1: a major celebrity couple, and it's not us and calling

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Speaker 1: it's not Alex and my stay alone saying that, I

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Speaker 1: that's not us and you. That makes sense. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. Who's getting divorced? Though? Is it

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck? Even though they're not married

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Speaker 1: Could be but getting a divorce. Major celebrity Yuri tola Koi.

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Speaker 1: you over to her? Please? Oh please just hold on

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Speaker 1: for one second? Decay? Oh yeah? Oh hello? Can someone

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Speaker 1: please contact my bad Pam? Fail? It up already three times, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm very sorry. I'm waiting for Carol. You're not a nurse. No?

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Speaker 1: You'll use anything around you know that nuck massager? Can

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Speaker 1: this is Dave's retirement home. How may I help you? Listen?

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Speaker 1: I need to know what's wrong with my mom? He said,

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Speaker 1: Who is this? My name's Eddie block Ow. This is

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Speaker 1: Who is this all? You want to wax my nose hair? No, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I don't want any other hair. No, absolutely not. That

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Speaker 1: my god, Hi, this is day from retirement home. How

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Speaker 1: might I help you. What the it's going on? Is that? Mike? Hey, my,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Did you get everything sorted out with

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Speaker 1: so connect hey, Dave. Oh no, yes, yes, Sarahl was

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Speaker 1: My Friday feel is I want to peel Man? You

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Speaker 1: want to pe Covid? Well? Hungover? Oh, I've got into

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Speaker 1: I'm really nervous. Yeah, yeah, I would be too, and

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Speaker 1: dropping bird seed in one of my neighbor's yards to

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Speaker 1: to come, uh like tear up his garden and crap

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Speaker 1: all over his house and car and stuff. And I've

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Speaker 1: been doing it for months and I'm loving it. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm loving it. I love how you said

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Speaker 1: all the birds in town? Like yeah, wait, so you're

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Speaker 1: putting bird food in his garden yeah yeah, yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know, kind of sprinkling it on his law

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Speaker 1: And how can he not see you do that? Why

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Speaker 1: do it at night? Um, when he's not paying attention

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Speaker 1: or otherwise distracted? Why do you Why are you spending

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Speaker 1: your time doing this. What has your neighbor done to you?

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Speaker 1: Or you just want to get every bird in the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood to go hang out on his garden. Um. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's uh, he's one of those, let's say, mature gentlemen

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Speaker 1: who will sit out on their porch all day and

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Speaker 1: yell at everyone, Like if somebody's going three miles over

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Speaker 1: the speed limit, he's yelling at it. Yeah, so he

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Speaker 1: deserves it. So he's your neighborhood, Karen. Exactly. I encountered

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Speaker 1: one of those the other day. I'll say that again. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: he's the neighborhood, Karen. I encountered one of those on

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Speaker 1: my road the other day. He was like a ten

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Speaker 1: mile per hour road and I was going fifteen and

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Speaker 1: got flipped off by like a ninety year old Hilario.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, it wasn't. I used to live across the

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Speaker 1: street from one of those when I was younger, and

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Speaker 1: literally there was a big street, not a busy street,

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Speaker 1: but if you parked in front of their house, they

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Speaker 1: would have such a huge issue. Oh yeah, yeah. And

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Speaker 1: the guy used to be a football coach for the

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Speaker 1: high school that was down the street and he wanted

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Speaker 1: people to call him coach. No. No, he would literally man, yeah.

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Speaker 1: He would write on my thing like not to park

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Speaker 1: there in front of his house and then sign it coach.

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Speaker 1: And so I got tired of it, and I went

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Speaker 1: over there and I knocked on their door one time

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Speaker 1: and he answered, and I found out his name was

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Speaker 1: like Mike, from the guy that I was renting a

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Speaker 1: room from across the way. I was like, hey, Mike, um,

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Speaker 1: you don't really the street right there, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: it's coach, and I was like, I'm gonna call you Mike. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then Coach went and talked to the guy that

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Speaker 1: I was renting a room from, and the guy that

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Speaker 1: I was renting a room from us doing it illegally.

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Speaker 1: So that guy was like, hey, um, so Coach. He

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Speaker 1: threatened to call you know, the police if I, um,

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Speaker 1: if you didn't start parking across I'm like in front

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Speaker 1: of us, So if you could just do that, because

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Speaker 1: I'm stupid, I don't want to get in trouble for

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Speaker 1: having you rent here legally. So coach ended up winning. Well,

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Speaker 1: at least at least your coach isn't winning, and he's

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Speaker 1: got birds everywhere everywhere. He can't figure it out either.

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Speaker 1: It's it's great. He's a couple of doors down for me,

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't like affect my house. But like every

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Speaker 1: morning he has to come out and like his car

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Speaker 1: is covered and crap and like his drive away and

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Speaker 1: he freaks out about it. It is. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Hair bro bro, Hey,

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Speaker 1: thanks for being there, hare Bro. I'm gonna buy you

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Speaker 1: some heir bro Alex. Okay, it sounds like a hair

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Speaker 1: you want some harebrow product for? Yeah, yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: the a booting What's your Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand And welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Friday's September third, twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, and a news study has revealed what

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Speaker 1: days of the week are the most popular for porch

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Speaker 1: pirates to set sale. I'll tell you when your stuff

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Speaker 1: is most likely to get stolen in just a second,

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Speaker 1: but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: I have tea on who the next cringeing celebrity deathmatch

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Speaker 1: may be. That's fun and I'm English, Evan, and what

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Speaker 1: I am about to describe might be one of the

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Speaker 1: greatest scare tactics of all time. All right, we'll hear

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Speaker 1: those stories in just a second before your first story

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Speaker 1: of the day in the I n N the Adian

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Speaker 1: news networkers and they report the news. Porch pirates are

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Speaker 1: a problem. A new study found that Mondays are when

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Speaker 1: you're most likely to have a package stolen from report.

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Speaker 1: Tuesdays are a close second, and the least likely day

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Speaker 1: to have something stolen from your house. Makes sense Saturday

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Speaker 1: because you usually home on Saturday. Yeah, why why do

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Speaker 1: you think Monday? Monday? Because they're like, all right, I

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Speaker 1: gotta get my week started. They're like out there hustling.

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Speaker 1: You know's a job too. Monday and Tuesday you get

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Speaker 1: the job done. So they're getting up and they're like, uh,

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Speaker 1: sipping coffee you know by a like a with their

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Speaker 1: new coffee maker. Yeah, I stop sign on a corner

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Speaker 1: with a couple of other ports pirates, Like, hey, Jim,

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Speaker 1: Monday's huh Yeah, you know what'd you get today? The

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Speaker 1: neighborhood again? Yeah you get I got an amethyst O

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Speaker 1: big score? Yeah, I know what house that came from

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Speaker 1: So there you go. The most popular day to have

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Speaker 1: your stuff stolen is Monday's, so pay extra attention on Monday.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's sending it on

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Speaker 1: over downs who's on location. It had a celebrity deathmatch,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, so I think I know who the

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Speaker 1: next do. What was gonna be? Okay, Soldier Boy, sold Yeah,

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Speaker 1: gonna fight. Well, let's see if you guys can figure

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Speaker 1: this out without playing one of his songs. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna see if you guys can guess with

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Speaker 1: this song clip. Yeah, hello darkness smile Billie Eilish. So

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Speaker 1: it's in a dark place right now, said bill That's why,

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Speaker 1: I said, Billie Eilish, like, that's just kind of like, yes,

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Speaker 1: you guys got a ring. I think that it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be Kanye and sold Boy. Really, I think that'd be

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Speaker 1: amazing thing. Is that going to be? Why do I

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Speaker 1: say that? Sorry, guy, it took a really long time

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Speaker 1: for me to get to why I think that. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's because Soldier Boy, you know, has been beefing with

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Speaker 1: um Kanye right, um, and he tweeted a couple of

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Speaker 1: days ago, I want to fight quote, do you know

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Speaker 1: how to fight? At? Kanye West? I feel like you were.

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Speaker 1: Let's get in the ring. Yeah, okay, so maybe this

534
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Speaker 1: is all just a big setup for a big boxing match. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Soldier Boy says that he thinks that they can make

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Speaker 1: between one hundred to two hundred million dollars. They can

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Speaker 1: make a lot, like more than most celebrities. Just loves Cloud.

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Speaker 1: He's way, he's in the news and he hasn't released

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Speaker 1: a song in years, and they all love money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it would be perfect text into four one oh

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Speaker 1: sixth one. Would you fight Soldier Boy up to two

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Speaker 1: hundred million dollars? Absolutely? I didn't feel like a grand

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Speaker 1: Who do you think would win between Soldier Boy and

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Speaker 1: Kanye West? Kanye he's much bigger, Kanye Boy. Soldier Boy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Soldier Boy. I think Soldier Boy too. Soldier Boy looks

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Speaker 1: like he's been in a fight before. Kanye West. Yeah, Kanye, Kanye,

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Speaker 1: he wants to just be at the rids. I don't know. Plus,

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Speaker 1: if he's obvious means he probably beat himself up. That'd

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Speaker 1: be entertaining to this is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like thinking about Kanye hit himself on face,

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Speaker 1: yelling at himself. When was the last time you wore

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Speaker 1: let us sweatpants and went for a run of the

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Speaker 1: summertime in the summertime, Kanye, you suck yea? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: know more Yay Doubles punch himself in the face. That

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Speaker 1: would be way better than watching him conch Soldier boy

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Speaker 1: sold by punching. Yeah, let's just challenge Kanye to himself.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell is this? Ya? Kanye West versus Kanye

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Speaker 1: West celebrity boxing match? That would be amazing Kanye verse

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Speaker 1: ya Yeah yeah, Well, I think it's time for in

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Speaker 1: the seventh story, But I want to talk about Kanye

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Speaker 1: West and Soldier way more about Go ahead, I do too,

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Speaker 1: But okay, so and well on the kind of same

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Speaker 1: vein A Brul broke out at a boxing promo event

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Speaker 1: in Poland recently when pro boxer Ewa broad and Knacker

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Speaker 1: shoved a sex toy in the face of her opponent.

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Speaker 1: The sex toy, yeah, something that starts with the D

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Speaker 1: yes exactly. Something. She just shoved it in her face,

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Speaker 1: but the six toy was huge and had a pink covering. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, probably Venia. I'd say that's why I

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Speaker 1: like I like combat for it's like boxing and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. I always wanted to be a boxer growing up,

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Speaker 1: bike I never was able to. But it's just because

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Speaker 1: because I don't actually really care about getting in the ring,

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Speaker 1: But the trash talk will be so much fun and

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Speaker 1: the stair down and I'll walk on. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the song to walk down. I would love that too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd be the dude with all the hype and then

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Speaker 1: just get in there and then just get knocked out

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Speaker 1: first round. I will fix the fight because I would

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Speaker 1: make more money that way can actually, but that's an

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Speaker 1: interesting way to trash talk with an adult toy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Oh, so you about to lose a job, lady,

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Speaker 1: phone frame morning. Hello. Hey, this is Pete Eakins. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Boating RV storage. I was looking for Sawyer.

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Speaker 1: This is him. Hey, man, um, so good news, actually

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Speaker 1: great news. Okay, what's what's the news? It's gone got

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Speaker 1: rid of it for you? What's gone exactly well? I

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Speaker 1: am looking at your note, the notes on your file here.

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Speaker 1: I'm going through and calling to give you the good

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Speaker 1: news that we did it. We did add I didn't

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Speaker 1: think that thing would ever sell. What did you sell? What?

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Speaker 1: Your boat? I thought? What are you talking about your boat?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at the notes here, I did. I haven't

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Speaker 1: been handling your account. I'm looking at the notes here

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Speaker 1: that we've been trying to sell your boat for a

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Speaker 1: few months and nobody's no takers. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a pretty nice boat. But finally

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Speaker 1: got it done for you. Okay, who gave you permission

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Speaker 1: to sell my boat? I haven't been trying to sell

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Speaker 1: my boat. Yes you have. I would remember if I

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Speaker 1: wanted to sell my boat. Peek, I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you sold it to, but call them, tell them that

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Speaker 1: you made a mistake and get my boat back. Well,

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Speaker 1: now I can't do that. We sold them a boat.

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Speaker 1: I can't just call them and say, hey, we may

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Speaker 1: give it back. So let me get this straight. Pete.

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Speaker 1: You can sell my boat without my permission, but you

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Speaker 1: can't get it back from them. Okay, all right, hold

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Speaker 1: on there. So I do need to figure out what

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Speaker 1: happened and how this boat even got so whoa, oh

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Speaker 1: what that's okay? So I'm looking at the paperwork here

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Speaker 1: where I said sold, right, that boat was actually sent

626
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: to the salvage yard. So no sail there, Yeah, that

627
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: boat gone. First you say you sail my boat, and

628
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: now you're telling me you sent it to a salvage yard.

629
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to go ahead and call that two oopsie moments. Okay,

630
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: I want to make this right. I can understand the frustration.

631
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: You trusted your boat with us, Like I said, I

632
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: had that boat gone. But I want to make it better.

633
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: I promise if you, if you, if you'll hear me out,

634
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 1: I think we can come to a nice compromise here.

635
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: There's no compromise here, and stop saying that both did

636
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: that boat dad? That boagne? That's just kind of what

637
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: I say, it's kind of it's one of my things,

638
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: that boat Dad, that boat gone. The catchphrase sucks, pete.

639
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: And I'm about to do a whoopsie on you when

640
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: I come down to your office and I see you

641
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: face to face. All right, what if what if we

642
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: could replace the boat that Dad? That boat Dad? That

643
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: bow gone? So what if we could replace it with

644
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: what I U? Okay, I hate I hate to do that.

645
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: I hate to say this, Okay, but um okay, I

646
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: feel really bad, and I promise you I can make

647
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: it up to you. I'm whispering right now because I

648
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: don't want anybody else to hear me in the office. Okay,

649
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: So I can, if you if you promise not to

650
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: beat me up. Okay, someone else in here's got a

651
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: Ferrari in their storage, and it would you like a Ferrari?

652
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: I saw Lamborghini in here too the other day. I

653
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: mean not a bad upgrade, right, your boat for a Lamborghini?

654
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: All right? Fer, I mean, oh yeah, I lose just

655
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: kind of be a little quiet about it. It's it's over.

656
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm coming down there and I'm beating it out of you.

657
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: Oh and I'm calling the cops. Your business getting gone,

658
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: your legs, your arms getn't gone? But how does that sound?

659
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: That sounds terrible. That's why I'm gonna tell you. It's

660
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Okay, that sounds horrible. What? Yeah, this

661
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from the Jewil Show doing a phone

662
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: prank on you. Your friend Trenton set you up trends.

663
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: He said that you love your boat and you keep

664
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: a start at this place. You'd freak out if something

665
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: happened to it. Well, I was losing my mind. I

666
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: can't believe you turned down a Lambo though. That was ridiculous.

667
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks? Did Jebel

668
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 1: show on demand? First day follow Up? Sasha is on

669
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: the phone today for a first day follow up and

670
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back from a woman named Mandy.

671
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: His email says pretty much the standard stuff. I don't

672
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: know why she's not calling it back. It did say

673
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: one thing. It said I almost smashed smashed, but then

674
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: got stopped. Oh so sorry that happened to you blocked. Yeah,

675
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: started happening to you, Sasha. Yeah, before we get into things,

676
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you heard from Sasha

677
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: from Mandy in a couple of weeks? And how many times?

678
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: How have you tried to reach out to her since?

679
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, every other night, every other night?

680
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: What every other night? That's a lot? So she how

681
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: she responded to you at all? No, it might be

682
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: a bit much. Well what did you guys do for

683
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: your date? First? Stop? I just want to mention that

684
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 1: she was a smoke show. She's really hot. I really

685
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: wanted to hook up with her, so I wanted to

686
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: make it so you didn't really care about like dating

687
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: or dating her. This was just you're just trying to

688
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: go out and hook up. Yeah. I think I'm young.

689
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: I think I deserve to have a little fun. So

690
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 1: was she aware of this? Yeah? I'm pretty sure. I

691
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: Mean I'm pretty intentional about how I how I speak

692
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: to girls. So as long as you go into it

693
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 1: being honest, then I don't see anything wrong with that.

694
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: And that's what you want to do. That's what you

695
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 1: want to do, but you should definitely not try to

696
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: play it off of something else. Yeah, I mean, I'm

697
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: not I'm not saying it in that way because I

698
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: think it's really sterile. I'm really just flirting a lot,

699
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm showing sexual interest and I think

700
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: the woman should get the clue. Yeah, no, I totally agree. Okay, Wait,

701
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: how did you meet her? Tender? Okay, yeah, that makes sense.

702
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: Yeah she should kind of know exactly. All right, well,

703
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: what did you guys do? I took her to the beach, um,

704
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: and uh, I know chicks love picnic, so I just

705
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: I did a little picnic thing and I figured the

706
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: beach would be perfect because I don't want to show off,

707
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: but I kind of do. I have a really nice body.

708
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: I go to the gym a lot, and uh, I

709
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: want to show that off. So you took her on

710
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: a picnic, so you could, you know, give her the

711
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: gun show show off your muscles a little bit. Yeah,

712
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: and did she seem into them? Yeah? She kept making uh,

713
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: you know, sexual comments, and what was she saying? Don't

714
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: she didn't want me to turn her on in public

715
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: like that? You know? Okay, all right, Okay, So she

716
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: was definitely it seemed like down and she was into

717
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: what you were into, just looking for a just looking

718
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: at hook up. Yeah, I mean it work. We went

719
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: back to her house and we were mentioned around a

720
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: little bit um, but we didn't have sex. We both

721
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: took a few shots um of alcohol, and then you

722
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: just started messing around, and then she just she got

723
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: kind of weird, and she started saying that she has

724
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: worked early in the morning, and that she kind of

725
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: did this thing where she's kind of like, you know,

726
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: not really looking at me and kind of like acting

727
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: different and being like really weird. What do you think? Okay, nothing, Yeah,

728
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: I mean I don't really know what happened. We're just

729
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: messing around, and then she just got weird. So she

730
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 1: says she had to go to work, and I'm guessing

731
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: you left at that point. Yeah, there's nothing to do

732
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: after that. Did she say anything about calling her again,

733
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: going out again, meeting up again. She'd say she said

734
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: something about, you know, talk sooner or something weird like that. Yeah,

735
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty bummed about it because I think that

736
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: we we had good chemistry. We'd have a lot of

737
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: fun together, all right. I just wanted. You just want

738
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: to finish what you started. Huh. I'll see if we

739
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: can get that done. All right, we'll play a song,

740
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and try to figure

741
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: it out. And your first day follow up? Okay, oh

742
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: gay thing, Yep, we'll do it next. It's the Jewel Show.

743
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of a first day follow up,

744
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: but on the phone with us is Sasha. Sasha emailed

745
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: us because he's not going to call back from a

746
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: woman named Mandy. They met on Tender and Sasha there's

747
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: no shame in his game. He says that he's just

748
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: looking to hook up with people. And Mandy also knew

749
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: that when they went out on a date. They went

750
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: on a picnic, went back to her house, messed around

751
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: a little bit, but then all of a sudden, she's

752
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: told him that she had to go to work early

753
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: and kicked him out and she hasn't talked to him

754
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: since and he doesn't know why. And Sasha, you swear

755
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: you didn't get weird. No, she's not calling you back,

756
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: and we're gonna call her right now, see if we

757
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: can figure it out. You're ready, Yeah, all right, here

758
00:40:48,719 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: we go, Hello him, I speak to Mandy, Please m

759
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: she Mandy, how are you? This is The Jewels Show.

760
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel. Mine's all ex fresh Mind's English

761
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: Evan and the Jewels Show is a radio show. And

762
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: now we're on the phone with you. Okay, I mean

763
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: I've heard of you, but why are you calling me?

764
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: We do a second show called First Date follow Up.

765
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with

766
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 1: someone and then end up not calling them back after,

767
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

768
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. And we got an email

769
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: about you from somebody who does listen to the show,

770
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: probably more than you. Okay. His name is Sasha. Yeah,

771
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: we went out. We know that. Well, we don't know

772
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: is the reason that you're not calling him back. So

773
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: Sasha emailed us and he told us a little bit

774
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: about your day. He said that you guys met on tender,

775
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: went to when I had a picnic, and then went

776
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: back to your place and started messing around a little bit,

777
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, you said you had

778
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: to get up early for work, and then you told

779
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: them to kick rocks. Yeah yeah, well, I mean, if

780
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: you want the truth, Well, he told us that he's

781
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: like super hot and in shape. Is that true? Yeah?

782
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: I mean he really was like really really good looking.

783
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: I mean, if we're gonna be honest, we really didn't

784
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: talk that long and tender, and it was really for

785
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: me going to be pretty casual, like a hook up.

786
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: That was kind of it's kind of my intention. So

787
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: then what happened? Yeah, Like I can't believe you took

788
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: him back over to your house. Yeah, off to one

789
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: day of talking. I mean, he was really good looking.

790
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: We were flirting. You know, there's just was chemistry there.

791
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: I mean, if he closed his mouth more, it actually

792
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: would have been better. I mean, honestly, the conversation wasn't

793
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: that great, but I just, you know, it was wanting

794
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: to have fun. I want to have a fling, you know,

795
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: I just wanted to have a fling. And is that

796
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: what ruined it for you? The conversation. Uh No, I

797
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: didn't ruin it for me. I mean because I knew,

798
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: you know, what I wanted. And so we went back

799
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: to my place and we were messing around. I mean

800
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: the kissing was good. I just I don't want to

801
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: embarrass him, but I mean his arms are like amazing,

802
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: like his biceps, it's like, I mean, he's a fit,

803
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: big guy. Like, I mean, this is like everything you

804
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: picture like on the cover of a harlequin romance novel.

805
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: I swear it was just like so good looking. I

806
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: mean it was all physical and whim well and so

807
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: his physical well it wasn't very big. Um oh, I

808
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: mean it was like um fun size and like little

809
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: snicker spar and that's all everywhere except the place where

810
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: you were home. Yeah. I was like, it's so bad.

811
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: That's got to be super disappointing. You think somebody's so

812
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: hot and then it's just like, well, it was like

813
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,439
Speaker 1: there doesn't I mean, it was just like bad. Oh,

814
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: sorry to hear that. If it's that bad, I'm sure

815
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: Sasha is aware of that, or maybe not. Maybe he

816
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: doesn't know. We could tell him. He doesn't know now though,

817
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Well, I mean he knows now

818
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the line listening and wants to

819
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh my gosh, Sasha, are you still there? Yeah?

820
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm still there. Um Hi, Sasha, didn't I didn't tell

821
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: me that you were on the phone. I'm I am

822
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: so sorry, Sasha. Is this is a problem that you know?

823
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: You have no problem I mean, are you serious. Yeah,

824
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: it's not a problem. I mean I don't I don't

825
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: know who you've been sleeping with. But maybe you just

826
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: don't know that good sex isn't about that, So I

827
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. Oh, so you're gonna play the

828
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: card that it's how you use it now, I mean,

829
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 1: now you can play cards, but you know it's it's

830
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: based on track. So that's you know, women based on emotions. Men,

831
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: we based it on facts, and that's just factual. You

832
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: can message hundreds of the girls that I've been with

833
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: and they can tell you Jack, maybe they're scared. Hundreds

834
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: of the girls. I think that might be an exaggeration too. Now,

835
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: after hearing about your downstairs all right, bro, virgin bro,

836
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: it sounds like you might be slightly below average. Well

837
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: I've never gotten that complaint before, so I don't know. Okay,

838
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 1: I was going to like actually say it to your space.

839
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 1: I mean, nobody wants to be mean. I mean they

840
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: know that, you know, would you if if like a

841
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: guy had a real small one like that, would you

842
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: tell him if you knew that you weren't going to

843
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: date him for a long long time? Would we just

844
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: stopped talking to him. I would ghost him. I've done

845
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: it plenty of times, right, But you wouldn't tell him.

846
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be like, hey, you have a real small one.

847
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not talking to you, right, Yeah, because

848
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: they don't want to be mean to you and show.

849
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: That's probably why, you know, and it's an awkward conversation

850
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: to have. I'll tell you how you can tell though.

851
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: I think, based on my experience, that there's a code

852
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: word for it if they don't think it's big and

853
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: they don't want to tell you and like you ask

854
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: them about it, or they feel like they need to

855
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: share about your stuff. Has anybody ever called it perfect? Yeah? Yeah,

856
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: Usually that means it's not big enough. How do you

857
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: know that, jubil I don't know. It's a joke I

858
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: used to do on stage. It's not working here. Obviously.

859
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: You've never complained, and you know you never even got

860
00:46:55,200 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: a chance to see in its full capacity. So yeah,

861
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: I didn't have to see it because I felt it

862
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: all right. Well, I'm gonna ask a question anyway, Mandy,

863
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: would you like to watch with Sash again on another date?

864
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I'm as as they know, No

865
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: don't want to give it another shot and see if

866
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: full bloom Is is more than what you No, No,

867
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm good, all right, well, thank you for being honest

868
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: with us. And Sasha. Yeah man, I'm sorry it doesn't

869
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: sound like oh okay her loss. Yeah well I actually

870
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: I already lost her number. So yeah, bye, guys, thanks

871
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you. Jubils first getting follow up

872
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: the Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. If

873
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret text in four one six one.

874
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

875
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: us anything, literally anything, because nobody will know who you are.

876
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

877
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: everybody who calls in to tell us a dirty little

878
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 1: secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And I'll just say

879
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: a word that Alex Fresh, I'll say a word. The

880
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 1: Englishman will say a word, and that will who's on

881
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: the phone. That'll be the anonymous caller. So on the

882
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: phone right now is Buddha Barrakuda Woda, Buddha Barrakuda Woodha.

883
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: It's fun to say, what's up? How are you? I

884
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: like it when they were Hey, hi, how are you guys?

885
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me on? Dan good how are you.

886
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: I'm good. So I do have a dirty little secret. Hey,

887
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: that's good. This is the proper time to tell us that,

888
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: because it'd be weird if you told us a different time.

889
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: This is the official dirty little secret time. Buddha barrakudada?

890
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: What is what's your dirty little secret? Okay? Well, I

891
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: my entire life. I've just not been a very confident

892
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: person that I know. You know, It's just something I've

893
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 1: dealt with forever. And so I've been doing something after

894
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: work on my own. That is my dirty little secret

895
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: to gain confidence. Yes, um, I've been doing once a week,

896
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 1: I go and I do stand up comedy an open

897
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: mic night. Wow. Wow, that's a lot. That has a

898
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: lot of especially if you're yeah, I mean, if you

899
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: don't have confidence, if you have a confidence issues. Also,

900
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: just everybody, you're right, I'm really taking the punge with

901
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: this one. And nobody knows. I go, you know, all

902
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: by myself, and I kind of go way out of

903
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: town for it too. What so how do you do? Like? Nobody?

904
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: Does it go? No, it doesn't go well? So wait,

905
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: do you like consider yourself the funny friend? Is that

906
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: why you thought about doing this? Particularly? No? To be

907
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: honest with you, it's really something that scares the crap

908
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: out of me, because you got to do what scares

909
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: you to get you know, more confident exactly. So I

910
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: figured I would really take the leap and do something

911
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: really out of the box. Yeah, and I'll push yourself exactly.

912
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: And I'm terrible at it. You know, are really not

913
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: good whatsoever on your jo Yeah, Oh my gosh, you're

914
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: gonna put me on the spot. But yeah, I lose

915
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. I've been doing stand up comedy at

916
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: the same amount of time, been doing radio long time. Um,

917
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: so give us one of your jokes. You said you're

918
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: terrible at it but your own. Are you trying to

919
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: make this a career You're just doing get to build confidence? No,

920
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: not a career whatsoever. I'm really just trying to do

921
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: something that I've never done before and gain some confidence.

922
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: So if we rip on your jokes, it's not gonna

923
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: like crush your dreams. No, so you already know that

924
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: they might not be good. Give us one of your jokes.

925
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: All right, Well, hey guys, how about that drive ins

926
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: that's how you started off the joke? Yeah, you know,

927
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: like it's kind of like a play on words like

928
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: to drive into the thing, but then also like to

929
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: drive in one movie, like how it's a movie and

930
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 1: you know, and like a play on parts. Right, okay, okay, okay,

931
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: was that the end of the joke? Oh yeah, that

932
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: was it? Okay, right, all right, all right, it's kind

933
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: of like to break the ice, you know. You know,

934
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: you could be one of those comics like I like,

935
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: some of my favorite comics are comics whom most people

936
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: don't think are funny. So you could be that. You

937
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: could be one of those like because it goes up

938
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: and says things like, hey, guys, how about that drive in?

939
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: And then it's so awkward that it's funny. Yeah that's

940
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: your favorite. Yeah, that is my thing. I'm going to

941
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: say that that right, So that's your thing, that's your stick.

942
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: I totally get it. We'll come and see you. Let

943
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: us know when you're performing next. That's why she is next. Okay,

944
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: Yeah no, probably not medicine squaregarded, but yeah, I don't

945
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: even really know how much longer I'm going to be

946
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: doing it. It's it's but you know, each week I

947
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: can feel that it's boosting my confidence. So dude, there's

948
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 1: nothing that'll build your confidence more than getting up to

949
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: try to tell jokes in front of a bunch of

950
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: people who don't laugh at you, and then you have

951
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: to stand there for a while. When you first bomb

952
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: in comedy, it's horrible, But after a while you're like,

953
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: if you can stand there and take it and continue

954
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: with a joke after joke after joke with a bunch

955
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: of blake stairs. I've done, literally, I've done show in

956
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: front of two people before to get there for an hour,

957
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: two people who didn't even care that I was there

958
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: in a bar, and I had to stand right in

959
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: front of their table on another table. If if you've

960
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: done that for an hour, you pretty much feel like

961
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: you could do anything, Like nothing can break me now,

962
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: So keep going and good luck with your confidence, And

963
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you to do a little secret.

964
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: Thank you guys who listening to you? What's your dirty

965
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand? What if? What

966
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: if you got a phone call every single night from

967
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: the US government telling you to go to bed? That

968
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 1: would suck? Hello, this is whoever? From the US government?

969
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't know who who is? Who is the US government?

970
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: Who calls you? From the US government? Blake official Blake.

971
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, yeah, so it's probably Blake. So it's like, hey, hey,

972
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 1: it's Blake, and you already know who Blake is because

973
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: US government, by the way, said jewel show and he's like, hey,

974
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: many time for bed and then you have to go

975
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: to bed. That would be ridiculous. I would suck. Why

976
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: are you telling us that? Well, because China actually has

977
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: done something similar. Yep, they just passed a law. A

978
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: lot of people are very upset about it. Also, some

979
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: US government officials say they're interested in maybe trying to

980
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: do something similar. China has passed the law that band's

981
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: children from playing online games more than three hours per

982
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: week week, week week, Yes, per week. I thought you

983
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: were going to say a day day, not a week

984
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: per week. What is it right now? What do you mean?

985
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: What it is? Unlimited to three hours a week? What

986
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: I mean? That is insane? What are the what are

987
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: the what? How were the adults gonna be entertaining their

988
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: children right? I mean they're gonna gonna have a break

989
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: or they're gonna get every five seconds, they're gonna be

990
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: a kid running down the hall being like mom, Mom,

991
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: can you do this? And it's like dude, just get

992
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: you go go just play video game. Oh you can't

993
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: play the dude because of a stupid law three hours

994
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: per weekness. A new law that's already gone an effect

995
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: in China will limit gaming time to three hours per week.

996
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: Games can only be played between eight pm and nine

997
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: pm on Friday's, weekends and public holiday, so not even

998
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: like during the school week. That's also a stupid time

999
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: because that's right, a full bed. You have got to

1000
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: be kidding me. So basically, China is parenting everybody else's

1001
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: kids in the country. The government is parenting their kids.

1002
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: Really sad though. The gaming restrictions are part of an

1003
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: ongoing crackdown on technology companies because they have too much

1004
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: influence over society in China. So the government's like, hey, yeah,

1005
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: and that makes sense, right, because the Chinese government is

1006
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 1: a regime like it's it's it rules over everything. They

1007
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: don't want these companies getting too big. Right here in America,

1008
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: we're cool with it. We're like, hey, we're really We're

1009
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: really the United States Amazon, We know that, right, We're

1010
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: the United States at Google. That's fine. They pretty much

1011
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: run the country, these big companies here because we have

1012
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: like a capitalist society, but over there it's communists, so

1013
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: where they don't want their companies to get too big

1014
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: and with everybody, like in tech and video games, if

1015
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,439
Speaker 1: those companies get too big, they might be a problem

1016
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 1: for the government. So now they're just like, all right, fine,

1017
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 1: then we'll just put everybody to bed early. What do

1018
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: you think about that? That's scary. It's gonna be kids

1019
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 1: running around like crackheads saying like, hey man, I need

1020
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: to fix Can you imagine the Microsoft store line? Yeah,

1021
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: and then you're you constantly are playing Xbox right or

1022
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: PlayStation playaystation. How many hours per week do you think

1023
00:54:56,280 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: you spend on PlayStation? Yeah? Like like an ac how

1024
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: many times? How many hours per day? Time? Seven? It's

1025
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 1: like yeah, okay, so what's five or four times seven?

1026
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: Thirty five thirty five? So thirty five hours a week.

1027
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: It's full time job. It's almost a full time job,

1028
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: almost a full time job. Get paid nothing for that.

1029
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, Alex plays Halo a lot. I

1030
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: mean we play Halo together, but like like roughly a week.

1031
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 1: Do you know the hours it's gone down a little

1032
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: bit because busy lately, But when when you're playing in

1033
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 1: my prime yea, in my prime, I used to do

1034
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: more than that. Oh okay, yeah. So now every time

1035
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: that you look at me and laugh when I say

1036
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: you know about video games and prime used I used

1037
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 1: to at least at least eight hours a day, I ate, Yeah,

1038
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: it's a lot, you know, like but that I mean,

1039
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: that's how you can play though, you can play video

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Speaker 1: games forever. Yeah, And then you look back and you're like,

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Speaker 1: wait a second, you know, yeah, I could have a

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Speaker 1: second full time job yea, based on I kind of

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Speaker 1: had to like tone down the hours because I started

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Speaker 1: feeling bad because I play more video games rather than

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Speaker 1: but I was a teen mom and I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: that's good, but I really like to play video games.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you've made fun of me before for

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Speaker 1: video games, like and how much to play. But I

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Speaker 1: don't play that much anymore. You're actually able to bond

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Speaker 1: with your son Jack because he plays video games that

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Speaker 1: you guys played together, right, So it's cool you guys

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Speaker 1: do it together. It's a bonding moment and it's amazing

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Speaker 1: because like he actually can talk to me about but

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Speaker 1: he games, like when we're playing Hooley, tell me what

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Speaker 1: to do or like or just telling me stuff about them,

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Speaker 1: you know, about what what we're doing, and like, I

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Speaker 1: know the entire way through. And he probably loves that too, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he does. But in China now they passed a law

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Speaker 1: that will limit gaming for children to three hours a

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Speaker 1: week and you can only play on Fridays from eight

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Speaker 1: to nine pm, weekends and public holidays. I think that

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Speaker 1: there's not a lot of things you could do in

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Speaker 1: this country that would really cause a full scale revolution

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Speaker 1: or revolt. Like I know, they tried it a while back,

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Speaker 1: right they'd stormed the White House and all that, you know,

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Speaker 1: But like to really get everybody united in the country,

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Speaker 1: if they said all right, you got to be off screens.

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Speaker 1: You can only really be on Xbox Live or whatever

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Speaker 1: game gaming device for three hours a week between eight

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Speaker 1: and nine on Friday's, weekends and holidays, the next day,

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Speaker 1: this whole country band together and throw the government. I

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Speaker 1: guarantee you to do that. I remember. You can follow

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Speaker 1: the show on social media at the Jewil Show, you

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Speaker 1: can follow all of us individually if you have enough

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Speaker 1: screen time left. I'm a Jewel Fresh. I'm at that Dreas.

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