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Speaker 1: What's up? This is Michael Rapp Where you and I

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Speaker 1: listening to a brand new I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: I am in the finals. I have reached the promised Land.

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Speaker 1: I am in the finals of two, not one, but

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Speaker 1: two of my fantasy football leagues. People want Santa Claus

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Speaker 1: to be non binary, Pete Davidson threatened to off himself

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Speaker 1: and I'm the bad guy. Plus we have special guest,

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Speaker 1: the roast Master himself, Ship talking extraordinaire comedian ship talker

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Speaker 1: Jeff Ross. Motherfucking Jeff Ross is with me on the

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Speaker 1: Iron Rapports Stereo podcast talk about writing material for Hillary

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Speaker 1: and so much more with the roast Master himself, Jeff Ross.

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Speaker 1: I am Wrappport Stereo podcast Segregel Mandango a k A

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Speaker 1: The White Chocolateito a K. A Bird a k A

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Speaker 1: White Mike a k. The Jake La Matta of podcasting.

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Speaker 1: And I gotta be honest, I'm a little out of

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Speaker 1: my fucking read because I'm a champion. I made it

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Speaker 1: to the fucking Promised Land, and not one, but two

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Speaker 1: fantasy football leagues. In the infamous Howard Stern Fantasy Football

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Speaker 1: League a k. The Stern Show Fantasy Football League, I

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Speaker 1: I violated Will Murray, buried that cocksucker Will Murray. I'm

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Speaker 1: in the finals. I'm playing against mush Mouth J. D. Harmier.

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Speaker 1: They're calling this finals the mush Mouth Verse, the fucking

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Speaker 1: motor Mouth. Brent Bald, Brent Button Dick Brent. I ruined

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Speaker 1: him when I beat him two weeks ago. He has

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Speaker 1: lost every game since. I fucking stripped him of everything

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Speaker 1: he had in the two thousand and eighteen fantasy football season.

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Speaker 1: And in my other league, it was murder. I told

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Speaker 1: you I was playing against jah Rule Rapper jaw Rule.

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Speaker 1: I like jah Rule, but there's no feelings in fantasy,

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Speaker 1: and there's certainly no fucking feelings for the person you're

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Speaker 1: playing against. To get to the finals, motherfucking finals, I'm

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Speaker 1: in the finals, both fucking leagues. I'm hyped up, I'm disoriented.

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Speaker 1: We have Mr Morris. Mr Morris made the meme. Is

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Speaker 1: in the fucking building. We're in the green room of

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Speaker 1: the Hollywood Improv What a day? What a day? Disruptive behavior,

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Speaker 1: disruptive attitude, disruptive disposition. This is the Iron Rappor Stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: There are so many different things to talk about, So

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Speaker 1: later on in the episode, we have a pleasant, pleasant,

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Speaker 1: pleasant surprise. Jeff Ross. You know Jeff Ross's comedian. He

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Speaker 1: created the comedy show, the Comedy Central Comedy Roasts. They

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Speaker 1: roasted everybody, Rob Low, Justin Bieber, Dick Stain, Donald Trump,

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Speaker 1: Joan Rivers. They just roasted Bill Bruce Willis. He created

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. He's the roast master. He's a true blue,

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Speaker 1: fantastic shit talker. And the interview with him coming up

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Speaker 1: later on in the episode is gold. It's funny, it's smart,

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Speaker 1: it's bugged out, and you know what. He ships on

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Speaker 1: me and I tried to fight back, but he is

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Speaker 1: he is the roast master. He tried to come at me.

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Speaker 1: I tried to fight back. He tells a fantastic Danny

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Speaker 1: Yello story. He did. He had to roast Danny Yello

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Speaker 1: and Danny Yello cried because he made Danny Yello cry.

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Speaker 1: I I yellowed Jeff Ross. It's a fantastic interview. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just jump into this. On Saturday, Pete Davidson

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Speaker 1: and Kanye West tweeting away, tweeting away, it was all

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Speaker 1: over Twitter. Kanye West had been going for the last

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Speaker 1: He's been in beef with Drake, he said, fucking beef

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Speaker 1: Drake apparently per Kim Kardashian and Kanye West threatened the

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Speaker 1: West family, the West Kardashian family. This is a ship show.

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Speaker 1: This is a fucking shit show. So Kanye West, we

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Speaker 1: we went well. And what more can I say? About him.

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Speaker 1: I'm not an impression guy, but this was my impression

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Speaker 1: Davidson and Kanye West and people on Twitter the Devil's Playground.

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Speaker 1: When crazy? How could you mock mental health? You're a

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Speaker 1: fucking asshole. This, that and the other thing. Now, granted

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Speaker 1: this guy threatened, you know, saying he's killed, wants to

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Speaker 1: I thought the motherfucker quit social media. He made it.

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Speaker 1: hurting someone's feelings. This is beyond that God forbid something

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Speaker 1: to it's hard to make these decisions. The Greno man dingo,

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Speaker 1: Somebody threatened to kill himself has nothing to be played

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Speaker 1: with anyway, turned into a whole thing Micael Rapport mocks

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Speaker 1: Pete Davidson. Comedian Michael Rappaport mocks comedian Pete Davidson, which

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Speaker 1: is a fucking joke in itself. Now, Pete Davidson, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. Why is this guy the focal

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Speaker 1: point of Saturday Night Line. He's a bit fucking player

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Speaker 1: on Saturday Live. Now, Pete Davidson, listen, Obviously you got

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Speaker 1: fucking problems. Uh. If I were you and I were

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Speaker 1: Lauren Michaels, I'd be like, we're shutting you down for

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Speaker 1: get help. They didn't do that. Saturday Night, Pete Davidson

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Speaker 1: after his tweet was out. Pete Davidson was on Saturday

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Speaker 1: at Night Live, and as a punishment for making everybody

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Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus that's what the funk you get? And also

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Speaker 1: investigate a possible suicide attempt from Pete Davidson. This became

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Speaker 1: If I was his family, you're not working the night.

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Speaker 1: We're sending you right to the hospital. We're sending you

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Speaker 1: see threatened suicide and then be on Saturday Night Live

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Speaker 1: Night Live going forward, they need to put they need

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Speaker 1: to put on some sort of injury report, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Pete Davidson, Uh, he may or may not be performing

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Speaker 1: me guess. The next sixteen months, Pete Davidson will do

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Speaker 1: something like I'm dying up here or killing me Softly,

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Speaker 1: They're so concerned with Kanye West and Pete Davidson. But

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Speaker 1: because there's celebrities, but real life people that are really suffering.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how Kanye West and Pete Davidson had

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Speaker 1: become the face of mental health. I don't know their paperwork,

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Speaker 1: Mr Morris, if you've seen their paperwork. As far as

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Speaker 1: we know, they're self diagnosed. They both said they go

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Speaker 1: you gotta walk watch out for Ariana Grande because Kim

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Speaker 1: Kardashian and the card Ashens their career killers. Ariana Grande

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Speaker 1: she got motherfucker's all fucked up in the game. Talk

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Speaker 1: about a fun game that must be truly insane. Ariana

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Speaker 1: at real ship. He was called him a fucking square,

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00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: said he would suck him up and all this ship,

421
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 1: and then walked away and people were celebrating it. Also,

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00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City thunder goon Steven Adams said somebody that told

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00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: somebody to wait for them after the game, and he

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00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: was gonna funk them up. And this all started this year.

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00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: The highlight of the two thousand eighteen NBA season, Kevin

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00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: Durant told, somebody, shut the funk up and watch the

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Speaker 1: fucking game. Now. I am all for all of this.

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00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: I am all for all of us. Now. Some people

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00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: said to me because I tweeted about that, some people said, well,

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Speaker 1: you're a ship talking yourself. How can you be supportive

431
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: of I'm not shipped talking in a derogatory way. See,

432
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: there's an art to this. Not everybody can do this.

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00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: You'll find out later on in the Iron Rap for

434
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast when Jeff Frost breaks down the art of roasting.

435
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: He somehow does it when he's not emotionally involved. But

436
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: there is an art to this ship. I have no

437
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: problem with the players. The players funk with me. I

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00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: funk with the players. I don't go to live events

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Speaker 1: and scream and disrespect professional athletes. Now, if you want

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Speaker 1: to talk ship and talk out of line to professional

441
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: athletes who are also familiar with social media, they also

442
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: uh grew up being filmed all the time and film themselves,

443
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 1: and you want to talk ship to them, film them. Well,

444
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: you get that three dimensional when Marcus Peters steps you

445
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: and says, what's good when you get a guy who's

446
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Speaker 1: two pounds and from New Zealand, got a ponytail, and

447
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: it's not scared of anybody in the NBA telling you, yo,

448
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait for you after the game and fuck

449
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: you up. Yo, that's what you wanted. You're saying inappropriate ship.

450
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: These players don't get upset when you say your team sucks,

451
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: you suck, You're a bum. Why did you drop that pass?

452
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,239
Speaker 1: You're a loser. But when you start going into some

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00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: other level of things, that's when you're gonna have an incident.

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00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: That's when you're gonna provoke one of these dudes to

455
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: get on some Ron artest Stephen Jackson ship. Now, obviously

456
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: I don't support any players doing that, but don't be

457
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: surprised when you tell Kyrie Irvan to suck your dick

458
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: and he says, suck my dick back, And I don't

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00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: know why everybody. When Steven Adams did it, he's a hero.

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00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: When Marcus Peters did it, he's trending on Twitter. When

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Speaker 1: Kevin Durant does it, he's got thin skin. As far

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00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: as I'm concerned, Kevin Durant is giving you your money's worth.

463
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: You're saying he sucks, he's a cupcake, you're a bum,

464
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: You're this, You're that. He comes over and tells you,

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Speaker 1: right to your face, with the camera on you, with

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Speaker 1: the camera on him, shut the funk up and watch

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00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: the fucking game. As far as I'm concerned, you should

468
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Speaker 1: be become a fan of Kevin Durant. In that moment.

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Speaker 1: You're getting three hundred and sixty five degree twenty four

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Speaker 1: seven all access from Kevin Durant. MO all for it.

471
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: If you go to these games and you're disrespectful, you're inappropriate.

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00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: I saw it happened at the Big Three. At the

473
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Speaker 1: fucking Big Three, you guys screaming and yelling at Big

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Speaker 1: Baby Davis. I'm like, yo, you're on your own. You're

475
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Speaker 1: cursing out big Big Baby Davis, who's two five pounds,

476
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: he's got two pending court cases. You're on your own, Duke.

477
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: You're being disrespectful to a guy who's got a screw loose.

478
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: You're talking crazy, and I think you should immediately be

479
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: throwing the funk out of the game. And when they

480
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: come over and tell you what's good. You should become

481
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: a fan because now you're getting that attention you want.

482
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: You're getting that negative, negative attention. And that's the reason

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00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: why the shame game is so popular with me and

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Speaker 1: the Young Shooter Dean Cowns, who happens to be in

485
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: Mexico on vacation. Uh And I'm just shouting him out,

486
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: even though I know he's not listening to this episode.

487
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that the Young

488
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: Shooter is is probably getting sunburnt right now in uh Portavardo. Now,

489
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Speaker 1: this is risky. This is a slippery slope, Morris. Vladimir

490
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: Putin Vlady Vlad has come out and said that he

491
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Speaker 1: wants to shut down rap music hip hop in Russia.

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00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't like the popularity of rap music in Russia.

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00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: He says that it's rebel music. He says that it's

494
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: too sexual. Um and it's it's it's putting on negativity. Now,

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00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: I gotta quote the the Great Chuck d and Public Enemy.

496
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: It takes a nation of millions, takes a nation of

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00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: millions to hold its back, Vlad. It ain't going anywhere.

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00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,479
Speaker 1: You can bully Dick Stain Donald Trump, but you can

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00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: expect records coming at you right now. Soon you're gonna

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Speaker 1: get dis records. Thank God for your own sake. The

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00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: Great Tupac sh Cor isn't alive. But there are some

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00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: what they call relevant rappers who are going to come

503
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: at you now. Listen, playing with fire because v Vladimir Putin, Uh,

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00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: he's about that life. He's about that life. And and

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00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm risking even mentioned his name on this here. I

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00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: am Rapports stereo podcast the worldwide phenomenon. Trust me, we

507
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: have fans in Russia. I'm not gonna name names. We

508
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Speaker 1: have fans in Russia. Okay, they bootlegged in the fucking

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Speaker 1: podcasting black Market was created just the bootleg I Am

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Speaker 1: Rapports Stereo podcast episodes in I'm a Russian Jew. I'm

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Speaker 1: covert it over there in Russia. Now listen, flat people

512
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: are gonna start talking shot you. Hip hop is not

513
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: going anywhere. They tried to shut the ship down in

514
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Speaker 1: the eighties. It's two thousand and eighteen, it's about to

515
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: be two thousand nineteen. You're not gonna stop this. This

516
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: is pop mainstream music. People are singing, singing carols about

517
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: Cardi B getting her ass hole eating out that's on

518
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: the radio. It's so cryptic. People don't even know what's

519
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: going on, taking back shots and all this this stuff

520
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: that makes me blush. Lad, you need to come to

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00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: a party in the United States. You need to go

522
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: to a strip club in Atlanta and learn about this

523
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: and appreciate this ship because it's right up your alley.

524
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: It's all about the things that Vladimir Putin is trying

525
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: to impose on his actual country. Sex, money, and power. Sex,

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00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: money and power probably the three most discussed wrapped about

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00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: things in the history of hip hop. Of course there's

528
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: other things, but if you broke it down, sex, money,

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00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: and power are probably the top three things in hip hop, Lad,

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Speaker 1: hold your fucking head, doke. Finally, before we get to

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Speaker 1: Jeff fross Uh, we have to remember the Room to Him.

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Speaker 1: So I got a new car, the O G Room

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Speaker 1: to M, which has been with us since the inception

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00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: of the I Am Wrapp Reports stereo podcast. Classic episodes

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00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: were recorded in that up My lease was up. Okay, now,

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00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,239
Speaker 1: if you remember correctly, I mentioned this before and I

537
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: was ashamed of myself. My last car was a BMW.

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00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 1: It's like a soccer mom car. It's like a small

539
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: bmw um suv, but not like an suv with some bowls,

540
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: not a Range of soccer Mom car. Now, before I

541
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: got that suv, within two weeks, I leased Range Rover,

542
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: brought that back like a fucking asshole, got a Cadillac

543
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: a week later, brought that back like a fucking asshole,

544
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: and then got my soccer mom car like a fucking asshole.

545
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: I overpaid for a soccer Mom car for three plus years. Okay.

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00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: I was not proud of that. I don't like overspending. Okay,

547
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: but that car is in the past. We had some

548
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 1: great moments in there, some great videos, some dance videos.

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00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: A lot of great things happened in the two thousand

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Speaker 1: eighteen room to him, but we have moved on. We

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00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: have a two thousand nineteen room to him, which we

552
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: will be podcasting from in the beginning of the year.

553
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: And what more can I say? All Right, I'm here

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00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: with Mr Morris impromptu see Iron Rap for stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: Let's just get to it. Jeff Ross the roastmaster co

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Speaker 1: star of Bumping Mix, which is on Netflix now, which

557
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: is a three part series with him and comedian Davidel,

558
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: which is funny. It's them doing comedy at the Comedy

559
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Speaker 1: Seller in New York. It's like a docu style ship

560
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Speaker 1: talking snapping. There's there's guests, it's all. It's great. It's

561
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: on Netflix of three part series. The guy created the

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Speaker 1: Comedy Central Roast. He's roasted everybody. Fantastic stories about Donald Trump,

563
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Speaker 1: what Donald Trump was like. He he knows Donald Trump well,

564
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Speaker 1: he hung around Donald Trump. Got great stories about Donald

565
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Speaker 1: Trump before he was president. Crazy shit about Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: after he was president. How the roast came about, how

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Speaker 1: he came a ship talker. It's a fantastic interview. Coming

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Speaker 1: up next with the great and I don't use that

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Speaker 1: word lightly, with the actually great comedic veteran O G.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Frost coming up next on the Iron Rap or

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Speaker 1: Jeff Ross, the Roastmaster, is here as the I Am

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Speaker 1: Rouf Stereo podcast. I'm so happy you're here. Um, this

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Speaker 1: is really great. I'm excited. I've been I've seen hostage videos.

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Speaker 1: Weren't prepared. Please rescue me. I admit my crime. Please

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Speaker 1: somebody comes. This is great because all the charm of

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Speaker 1: a garage sale? Were you a ship talker? Growing up?

599
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: I used roasting and some ship talking at self defense.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't go first, but if you came at me,

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Speaker 1: I percolated and had it in the chamber. I grew

602
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Speaker 1: up in a catering hall and I was the boss's son.

603
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Speaker 1: My dad own a catering hall, my uncles and my cousins,

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00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: so that the employees would like to like to bust

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Speaker 1: my balls all the time. So I used it as

606
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: a self defense to take bullies down. When did you

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Speaker 1: realize that you were good at it? Because because I

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Speaker 1: had a similar thing, like it was my you know,

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Speaker 1: way to keep people at arms distance. Like I wasn't

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Speaker 1: a fighter. You know, I played ball. I wasn't the

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Speaker 1: best basketball player, but like you know, you could my

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Speaker 1: first big laugh I ever got in the first laugh.

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Speaker 1: I was about ten eleven, twelve years old, was in Union,

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Speaker 1: New Jersey, and the Antonette Donnie down in Daniel Anna

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Speaker 1: and Atlie's backyard. And I didn't know I was funny

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Speaker 1: until this moment when I wasn't a like you on

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Speaker 1: the basketball court, not a great athlete. But the balls

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Speaker 1: going around, and I always knew whenever I got the ball,

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Speaker 1: I was either afraid to shoot because I'd get pushed down,

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Speaker 1: or afraid to pass because I would get stolen. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't dribble. These guys were good athletes. And it's tie

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Speaker 1: score shirts and skins three on three and I can't shoot,

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Speaker 1: I can't dribble, I can't get away. They're gonna take

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Speaker 1: the ball from me and my three team and my

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Speaker 1: two teammates are gonna shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, And I

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Speaker 1: know if I shoot, I'm gonna get smacked down. And

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Speaker 1: I just dropped the ball and I went bang, bang,

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Speaker 1: and they all fell down on the floor laughing. We

629
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: were little kids. The fact that I didn't care enough

630
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: about the tie game extra you know, winning, and I

631
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: just gave it up for the laugh. But you that

632
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: was something that registered in your head. It was a

633
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: cow calculated joke to break the tension of me about

634
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: to blow this high score over time, sudden death game.

635
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: But when you were like a kid, were you in

636
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: the comedy? Were you like did you like like what

637
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: were you into? I loved comedy, didn't know it was comedy.

638
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: I was like I was into the rock star comics,

639
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: Cheech and Chong, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, guys playing arenas.

640
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: I didn't even know it was comedy. I bought the

641
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: album's just like I bought Springsteen and The Clash and

642
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: the Ramons and whatever. I didn't know it was comedy,

643
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,479
Speaker 1: but it was still it was I loved it. Who

644
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: was the guy out of those guys? Or or or

645
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: are the guys that spoke to you? Like I had

646
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 1: like Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor. But Eddie Murphy was

647
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: like when he came out, delirious, said that live like

648
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: he was like everything. And then but when he did

649
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: delirious in the red leather outfit with the medallion, I

650
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: didn't Again, I didn't know it was comedy. I wanted

651
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: to be him. I didn't want to be a comedian.

652
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to be Eddie Murphy. The first live comedy

653
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: I ever saw was at the Capitol Theater and Passaic.

654
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: A band called the bus Boys open for Eddie Murphy.

655
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: And then Eddie Murphy came out, and my one buddy

656
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: that had a car and could drive, drove us down

657
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: there from North Jersey down to Passaic and It blew

658
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: my fucking mind. I was like, this guy is up

659
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: there by himself in a leather suit saying whatever he

660
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: wants to say. I mean, the ultimate free speech. I

661
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: love I loved it. I've never seen anything like that

662
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: when you know, and I never thought I'd be a comedian,

663
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: didn't even cross my mind. When did you decide, like

664
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: I want to do this? I didn't decide up. My

665
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: buddy Mark Chapin that I went to college with, he

666
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: decided for me. He he said, we were a couple

667
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: of years out of college. I already went to film

668
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: school and I'd already did you go to Boston University?

669
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: You went to four years of film school? Yeah, thinking

670
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: you're going to be a director, just thinking I didn't

671
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: want to be a caterer like the rest of my family.

672
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: Just anything to get me out and then go ahead.

673
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: And then after we graduated, I started a business with

674
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: my buddy, Brian Weener for two years in New York City,

675
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: making videos like health and management videos and just how

676
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: to videos. You were in the videos. No, I would

677
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: write them, my buddy would direct them, and we were

678
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: just trying to get a little business going. But we

679
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 1: were way over our head, and you had no Through

680
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 1: through film school, through studying films, through studying directing, through

681
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: all this ship, it was never like I want to

682
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: do this. It didn't even occur to me. And then

683
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: what happened. What happened was slowly, like whenever we had

684
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: a meeting, my my partner was nervous and I would

685
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: do the talking. And I had another buddy, my friend Mark,

686
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: who I mentioned, who I'm still good pals with. He said,

687
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: and I've been taking this comedy class. I think you'd

688
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 1: be good at it. And I was just some chubby

689
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: loser living in New with my grandfather. You're making fun

690
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: of me. I'm just I'm just trying to get as

691
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: many points as I can early because I know you're

692
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: gonna get me at some point. Trying to get cheap,

693
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: cheap points at the Yeah, man, I did it really

694
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: just to like have one creative outlet. I took this

695
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: comedy stand up class in New York City. It was

696
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: right near the bus station Port Authority, so it was

697
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: convenient to go back to Jersey after class. And my

698
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: buddy Lee Frank taught the class. I didn't know him

699
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 1: at the time, but I know him now and I

700
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: was like the best one in the class, and there

701
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: was a way to like have a social life, talk

702
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: to women, go out, do something that wasn't just sitting

703
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: around New Jersey, pick on my nose. And when did

704
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: you realize, like you you like like did you feel

705
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: comfortable with it? Like right away? Like within the classic

706
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: did you you feel like I was? I didn't feel

707
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: comfortable A good question. No, whenever I didn't. I didn't

708
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: feel comfortable in the class. But the first time I

709
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: went on stage in public and an open mic even

710
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: for the class, like the class went to Yield triple

711
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: in across Onto Street. You know, that's where I did

712
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: stand for the very first time, Like i'd open mic there.

713
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,959
Speaker 1: I found a bongo player like they had everybody. Yeah,

714
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: that's where I did stay up the very first. It

715
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: was April first, fucking yo, I'm not bullshitting you. I'm

716
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: not bullshiting you. The first time I did stand up

717
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: was eighty nine, either May or June of nine, No

718
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: fucking bullshit, April Fool's Day. I did it after midnight,

719
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: And you remember feeling that this was like it was

720
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: like what I imagined paras sailing felt like or hitting

721
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 1: a home run at Yankee Stadium like and I wasn't

722
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: even I just got maybe one or two laughs. And

723
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,399
Speaker 1: it wasn't even my material. My material slipped up. But

724
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: it was Fleet week and there were these Navy guys

725
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 1: in the front row just out for a free laugh,

726
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: you know, no cover charge. And I made some joke

727
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: about like how do you keep mustard from getting on

728
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: those white uniforms, Just some bullshit to shut them up,

729
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: and they laughed, and some chick said to me, like, oh,

730
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: that was funny what you said to the Navy guy afterwards,

731
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: and I was like ding ding ding, connection made this

732
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: is amazing. And of all the sports you said you

733
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: were a long snapper. I can't even see like bending

734
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: over to touch it toast. That's fine, just getting cheap points.

735
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: But all the sports, all the films, studying and all

736
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: that stuff, like you knew, like this is something that

737
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: you had like comfort with, all the shooting around, all

738
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: the football practice, you knew. Like for me, it was

739
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: the same thing, like I love, love, love sports. But

740
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 1: the first time I actually read sides to actually act,

741
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: I was like it was everything that I dreamed that

742
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: I could be with sports. Literally the first time I

743
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: read a scene. So what like a backup third baseman?

744
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: Like a backup That's what I knew this was. At

745
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: least I'm the greatest of what I do. You're sitting

746
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: here setting up your own podcast equipment. I'm surprised you

747
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: haven't hung yourself with these wires. I wish your fans

748
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: could see what this equipment you have here. This is

749
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: like something you stole out of a New York cab

750
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: that you turned into a podcast recorder. I feel like

751
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: New York one. Can I get New York one on

752
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: this thing? Look at this thing, folks. If you saw this,

753
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,439
Speaker 1: if you saw this in the street in New York,

754
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: you would call the bomb squad and go, what kind

755
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: of wires are coming out of this? Everybody's got a

756
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: podcast now, Yeah, but they also have a studio and

757
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: producers and the like, and the equipment is plugged in

758
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: and there might even be some soundproofing. We're out here

759
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 1: to gardeners like the dogs licking my asshole. Instant coffee?

760
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: What do you think of my wife's coffee? The best,

761
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: the best instant coffee I've had in fifteen years. You know,

762
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: they invented coffee makers and Cuba. Cuba she's cool. She's cool. No,

763
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: you could get her to you could do better. I

764
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing un um as far as

765
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: ship talking and and that style that I mean when

766
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: you first started, like the roasting is like sort of

767
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: like what you're known for. But when you started, did

768
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: you start doing comedy? Like was it were you? Were

769
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: you in that ship talking like in the roasting world?

770
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: Like when did that become like your knockout punch? It

771
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: didn't even It wasn't part of my stand up at

772
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: all for a long time. I did comedy from for years.

773
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: It's just like that first time April Fool's Day. And

774
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't until the mid nineties that I even knew

775
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: about the roast. I was doing like observational dating, poetry.

776
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: I did love poems. I'd have like music playing dim

777
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: the lights. Becky, I said, here the girl from me, Becky.

778
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: I said, you're the world to me. Becky, I said,

779
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: will you marry me? Jeff? She said, my name is Karen,

780
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: So you know I was cute, but it wasn't roasting.

781
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: And when did you find you? You did good? You

782
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: were working, you were moving a comedy was like I

783
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: was on the road opening for Chappelle at the colleges

784
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and uh, you know MTV half hour,

785
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: Comedy Hour, pop it up. You know, I wasn't quite

786
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: even sure I wanted to be a comedian. It was

787
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: still like almost like a hobby at that point. What

788
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: did you think of comedy back then? Because it was

789
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: like kind of like that was like sort of the disco.

790
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: The eighties was huge for comedy. Nineties, there's a bunch

791
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: of Chappelle, Sandler, Sarah Silverman. I used to see you

792
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: with the the improv. I mean there was fucking Jay Leno,

793
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: but I mean there was Seinfeld used to be in there, Robbie.

794
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: I mean there was motherfucker's Norm McDonald, Jenny and Garoffalo.

795
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: These are all people that I looked up to. They

796
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: were all ahead of me. So I was catching up

797
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: to do and that was a good time to come

798
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: up because there were good comics like that that people respected,

799
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: that I respected. So I thought, all right, you know

800
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: what a smart person, a reasonable person can do this.

801
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: Before that, I thought comedy was old guys and tuxedos

802
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: and the cat skills. There were old jokes. Other people.

803
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: It didn't interest me. It didn't even occur to me

804
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 1: that that would be something I would want to do.

805
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: And what which one of those guys did you respect

806
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: the most at that time? And there were so fucking many.

807
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: I mean some of them are me aren't even around.

808
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 1: Some of them have turned into, you know, iconic people.

809
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: I mean there was there was so many people that

810
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: would come through the comedy. I mean Rodney Dangerfield. I

811
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: would see him at the improv. Only a couple of

812
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: times that I see that guy live and get to

813
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: see my name on a bill at a laugh factory

814
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: on the lineup With Rodney, I never really got to

815
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: talk to him. He might have like grunted at me once. Right,

816
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: He's my whenever I'm feeling blue, which is very rare.

817
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: But if I'm ever feeling sad, I'll just type in

818
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: Rodney danger Field into YouTube. I don't have to watch it,

819
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 1: just a voice. Hey, I'll tell you a nice backyard,

820
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: great coffee in this house. We pray after we eat

821
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: like a rap. I know why lions eat that young? Hey, Mike,

822
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: did you did you ever come out with like like

823
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: a bathrob but you always in a bathroom always or

824
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: what's it called the Cuban shirt gu out of guaut

825
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: of Vera. Yeah, yeah, but I would see him in

826
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: my neighbor when I was a kid before I even

827
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: like I mean like talking about eight nine Caddyshack days

828
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: walking around in a bathrob pajamas and flip flops at

829
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: the Delhi like oh, you know, drinking fee and then

830
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 1: you know you didn't. Then you realize who he wasn't

831
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: see him at the comedy clubs and ship like that

832
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: out of all those people in the world. That's to me,

833
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: that's true success. When Earth is your green room, when

834
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, I'm gonna go out to any

835
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: restaurant I wanted a bathrobe and slippers and everybody's gonna

836
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: still love me. That's True's I get what you're saying.

837
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: I I actually I I strive for that. Like I

838
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: sometimes imagine like myself being seventy something years old and

839
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: people just accepting me. Is that crazy person in the neighborhood,

840
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: like you know, like he's no harm, no foul, like

841
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: like the way danger Phild was. Um. But as far

842
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: as your ship talking on stage, when did that become

843
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: a thing like a go to thing? And was it

844
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: the audience? Was it like you know, presidents. When did

845
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: it become something that you would go after, Like was

846
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: it like you'd go after like in the nineties you'd

847
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: go after Clinton Or was it directly people that you

848
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: you've made you know what? I had jokes about everything

849
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: all the time. You know, I read a lot of

850
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: news and pop culture, but it was always the moment.

851
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm a son of a caterer, Like I said, the party,

852
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: so whoever was right in front of me. If I

853
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: had a joke about the news, I would do it

854
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: off the people in the front. Did you vote where

855
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: you're from? You know, like, and then get into my

856
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: jokes from there. I always wanted to bring people into it,

857
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: like a crowd pleaser. I always got weirded out by

858
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 1: comics that were up there going men and women are different,

859
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: or guys. You know. I would look out at the

860
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: audience and see nothing but guys trying to get laid, couples, dates,

861
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: and then comic before me would go up and talk

862
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: about like HPV or herpies, and I'd be like, what

863
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: the fuck? I realized those are important subjects, but it's

864
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: a buzz kill, it's a cock block. I want to

865
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: I want to I want people to see my show

866
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: and go and come up to me afterwards and go,

867
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get late tonight thanks to or you know,

868
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: we saw you last month and then we went home

869
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: and had the best bang of our entire you know,

870
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: like you want to be a wingman to the world.

871
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: When you're doing stuff on stage, I mean, the way

872
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: your act is now is different. But when you were

873
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 1: fucking with people on stage, did you did you feel

874
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: like like you can read like if people are into it,

875
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 1: not into it. Because one thing that I really respect

876
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: about your ship talking, you're roasting, and this is something

877
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 1: that I'm not good at, Like I have to be

878
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: emotionally involved, Like I can't talk about somebody unless I

879
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: don't like them, like I have to like like anger

880
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: and sort of defense mechanism comes to me. You're able

881
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: to sort of unemotionally ship on everybody. And I think

882
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: that's why it's has that Don Rickles Rodney dangerful thing

883
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: where it's not mean spirit when it comes to me

884
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: ship talking like I'm like, I'm like s for real,

885
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: whereas you're able to do it in a sort of

886
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: pleasant way. The key for me is I am the

887
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: opposite in the in that you're you're you're in essence

888
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: talking about smack talk and a from a sports mentality

889
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: or a political or personal But for me, if I

890
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: don't respect and admire that person, it's not gonna be funny.

891
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: The person that I don't like is the person I ignore.

892
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: And if I leave you out of the roast, then

893
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: you should be insulted. Ah, if I roast somebody, If

894
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: I roasted you it was your birthday, whatever it is,

895
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 1: I want you to go home and go, oh my god,

896
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,959
Speaker 1: that was fun. You wouldn't believe what Jeff Frost said

897
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: about me like that when you're when you like all

898
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: the people that you've done with the roast, And that's

899
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: why I have longevity, And you're gonna burn out another

900
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: six you're walking around going what I'm seventy seven? You'll

901
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: be working at fucking coffee being what are you talking about?

902
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 1: Where to hoodie? Like your twelve here? Everybody fucking half SI.

903
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: You're an actor? Why do you act like you're prepared

904
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: for us? I got us holding two boom mics in

905
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: his backyard. This is what I wanted. But seriously, how

906
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: long you've been cutting your own hair? Got one? Got

907
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: the dog holding one camera. It's great. I never did

908
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: a podcast where we had a hold for planes before. Hey, Jeff,

909
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 1: can we take a commercial break? The landscapers here, the

910
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: pool guys coming by. Can we wrap it up? You know,

911
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: if the lady comes into vacuums while we're doing the podcast, Uh,

912
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 1: what are you drinking? By the way, what is it?

913
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,919
Speaker 1: That's kind of bullshit? General, this is fun? What else?

914
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: What else you want to know? So with with the Row, Yeah,

915
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: I love how big a fan of comedy you are

916
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: and that means a lot. Kidding aside, we were fucking excited,

917
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I'm like, fucking Jeff Ross is coming through.

918
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,919
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, the bumping legs were like um.

919
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 1: But but as far as the people that you've read

920
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: roasted Pamley Anderson, Williams, Satton, Flavor, Flat, Bob Saggett, blah

921
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,439
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, all of them, Justin Bieber, Rob Low,

922
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: fucking Donald Trump, who was really caught in their feelings.

923
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: I haven't seen all of them. I've seen most of them.

924
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: Did you ever really realize, like while it was going on,

925
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 1: that someone was like, what the fund have I got

926
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 1: myself into? You're gonna love this. Oh, this story is

927
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: so built for you. I made one person cry one time.

928
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: Who your favorite actor? Danny A yellow Friar's club roast,

929
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: packed people, his friends, his family, the highlight of his career. Right,

930
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: I love Danny, I love Danny I Yellow. Right, So

931
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: he says, I want to get roasted. So every Itali

932
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: in comic, every Jewish comic is lining up. Everyone loves Danny. Right.

933
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: And he's hot. He's as hot as he could be. Right,

934
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: dell Ventura, CBS Prime Time. Right, He's on every bus

935
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 1: for two weeks, every telephone booth, every billboard, dele Ventura.

936
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: He looks cool in a suit with a scarf and

937
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: his sunglances. This big one hour cop drama, tons of hype.

938
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 1: He's doing all the talk shows. The roasts are Fridays

939
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: at noon. Right, it's a luncheon under New York Kilton.

940
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: So everybody goes out, one after another. The Italian co

941
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: Dick Capri, Pat Cooper, Right, Belzer goes on, who loves Danny, Ayella,

942
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: they're all friends? Right, and and and Belser goes on,

943
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: Now the show's premiering that night, Deleventura Friday nights on CBS.

944
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: Belzer opens the New Our Post and reads the review.

945
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: Now Danny hasn't seen any of this yet. It's the

946
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: morning it all came out. Right, there's no internet yet, right,

947
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: it's not it's late nineties. Probably maybe it's stood down,

948
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. And uh, he starts reading the review

949
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: and it's bad there mean anyway, right, but it's extra men.

950
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: And this is a guy who has nothing but love, right,

951
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: Danny a yellow. Now he throws out so much love,

952
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: you know, so now he's feeling who and bells are

953
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: is ruthless. He finishes the post. He turns to the

954
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: Daily News review and he reads that and he's throwing

955
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: in his jokes. And then people laughing or the people

956
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: are screaming. People are screaming, and Danny is slowly turning,

957
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: and you don't know what's going on, and he's hearing

958
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: at all for the first time. Then he reads the

959
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 1: New York Times review. Then he reads the Hollywood Reporter review,

960
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: and you know, he's reading the bullet different point and

961
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: and and you see, you see Danny like his whole

962
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: head is like spinning. This is gone from show to nightmare. Right,

963
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: And then I go on and now Danny's sort of

964
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: like a little shaken up, and I forgot some of

965
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: my jokes. I remember one was, you know you're acting

966
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: is so over the top in this news they should

967
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: call it ace televanture. And I had my pal Ernie

968
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 1: Barry play accordion and I sang some Italian song, like

969
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: some funny song, like I really schmalzt it up. I

970
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: did like a Godfather reenactment with a Va Goda. I

971
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 1: made my whole roast into like almost like sketch, like

972
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: I had already done a bunch of roasts. I wanted

973
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: to mix it up. So I really and I love Danny.

974
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: We eat lunch all the time. Oh yeah, and uh

975
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: I killed Danny goes up at the end for his

976
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: last licks, his rebuttal, and he loses it. He just

977
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: starts crying and he's getting emotional and he can't really

978
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: get through his speech. He's all he's all messed up,

979
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: and he keeps saying that it's not the reviews and everything,

980
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: it's the roast. He's saying he misses his dad and

981
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: he wishes his dad was at this thing. There's I

982
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: don't know, man, He's an emotional guy. He's an emotional kluck.

983
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: He didn't get mad this bulld cock sucker. You buried

984
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: my fucking show, you big bull cock sucker wearing motherfucker.

985
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: It's a fucking roast. I'll hit you over the head

986
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: with a fucking club. You fed. Fuck you. That's crazy.

987
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I mean, he's so sweet and so sensitive,

988
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 1: Danny as you know that I would mean. But I

989
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: guess ship Man, that one, that one hit him so

990
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: hard for whatever reason. I think there's a lot of

991
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: things all at once. He had a show coming out,

992
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: you know. Now, his son was there. It was a

993
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 1: really in that way, it was a really good night,

994
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 1: and that his friends and his family were there. His

995
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: son was still aroun round and uh and I remember

996
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: after that going, boy, you gotta really be careful with

997
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: these roasts. You gotta have not just stick skin, but

998
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: you gotta be in the right place. It's a lot

999
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: to take the ones on Comedy Central, the ones that

1000
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: have been on TV with have there been in response

1001
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: from people where because you know, like everybody's getting roast,

1002
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: the roasters are also roaster. But as anybody ever you

1003
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: felt like, oh shit, this is like they sort of

1004
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: had that same response. So he Here's the thing. On

1005
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: the Comedy Central roast, they're so carefully vetted nobody's we're

1006
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,919
Speaker 1: not roasting anybody unless they're really down, really down. It's

1007
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: not like Friar's Club roast for Dannie Yellow, where it's

1008
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: like a career achievement, lifetime award. You're gonna roast Justin Bieber.

1009
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: It's because he wants it, right they they're there, they go, hey,

1010
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: this might be a good thing, might be fun. Do

1011
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: you think Jeff would do it? You know, here's some

1012
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 1: you know, he he's had a rough year. He got

1013
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: arrested for racing a ferrari and this and that, he's

1014
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: been smoking herb, this and that, you know, And I'm like, yeah,

1015
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: if he's into it, we'll do it now. So so

1016
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: then so then once they're volunteering like that and they're

1017
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 1: ready to not just take it but dish it out,

1018
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 1: and then you're got a homer, right because you also

1019
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: set them up at the end. Yeah, now that they

1020
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: go through all an hour and a half of building

1021
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: all that goodwill for their rebuttal you take all the shots.

1022
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: They take a lot of shots. By the end, you

1023
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: want to hear what they have to say, Bieber got abuse. Sure,

1024
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: I mean he got he he I mean his face

1025
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: time when he was watching it sometimes you can see

1026
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 1: he was like it was like a fighter. It was

1027
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: like it's the eleventh around. Go back out there, kid.

1028
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: He was like, okay, I mean they fucking destroyed him.

1029
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: I did a bunch of jokes about Selena Gomez, his

1030
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: girlfriend leaving him because she she didn't like guys. That

1031
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: that that she didn't like having a thicker mustache, and

1032
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: she's dating men now. I said, there's a lot of

1033
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: really good jokes. I go, I go, Justin, You've been

1034
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: taking everybody's been pointing their fingers that you lately, mostly

1035
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 1: just lesbians telling the barb around. They went their hairgut.

1036
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,439
Speaker 1: There was a lot of lesbian jokes when you're when

1037
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: you're doing those jokes, like you could really only test

1038
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber jokes the night of Justin. So when you're

1039
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: doing those roads most of the time, is it the

1040
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: first time they're coming out of your mouth in front

1041
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 1: of a crowd. In front of a crowd, yes, sometimes

1042
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: I'll try them out at a comedy club, but you

1043
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: also run the risk of them getting out. Somebody YouTube

1044
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 1: in it or blogging it, so you gotta really keep

1045
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: them on the down low. It's like the jokes for me,

1046
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 1: they're like they're putent, and the more you put them

1047
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: out there and spread them out beforehand, you water your

1048
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: potentially water them down or expose them. And I like

1049
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: to keep my stuff really top secret. Is that how

1050
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: much like when we were talking about like early that

1051
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: you can do comedy and the jokes and your bit

1052
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: could could live. Now the comedy clubs, I noticed they're

1053
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: really tight about not recording them, um but how much

1054
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: has that change in terms of you know, people bootleinging

1055
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: and putting it up on YouTube so your act doesn't

1056
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: get fucking stale like you know, for you, are you

1057
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: conscious of that? Yeah? The comedy clubs I work at

1058
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 1: um our police in the room, you know, and the

1059
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 1: fans are becoming more and more astute as to they're

1060
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 1: seeing something special. It's a live performance. This is not

1061
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 1: to be watched, you know, on a toilet on your

1062
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 1: iPhone tomorrow morning. This is like I want to see

1063
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:40,479
Speaker 1: the eyes. I'm up there, I'm working the crowd. Sure

1064
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: if I pull up Uncle Murray on stage and everybody's like, oh,

1065
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: they pulled our uncle up, let's let's get a picture.

1066
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: I get it. But if I started talking about politics

1067
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,919
Speaker 1: or sex or drugs or whatever I wanted to be

1068
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 1: in the moment, I don't want to look at your

1069
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 1: video camera. It got out of hand for a second

1070
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: with the cameras. Yeah. Um, but you know now with comics,

1071
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 1: you know, I was on the road a lot last

1072
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: year with Chris Rock all over the world Scandinavia, and

1073
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: he got it from Chappelle. I did Radio City with

1074
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: Chappelle last year, about a year ago, and he would

1075
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 1: hire this company, um, and they would take your phone.

1076
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 1: It's called Yonder y O N d R. Every single person,

1077
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: twenty thousand people walking to an arena, you take your

1078
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: cell phone. There's people at the door who put it

1079
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: in a little case, a little pouch they call it

1080
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: with a magnet on it. And you go in and

1081
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: you can keep your phone and you can feel it vibrate,

1082
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: but you can't answer it. So if you want to

1083
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 1: answer it, you gotta go to the lobby and they

1084
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 1: unmagnetize it. So now there's no bootleg recordings of the show,

1085
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: because it not only distracts you in the moment, how

1086
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: are you going to sell it to a network. If

1087
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 1: everybody action on YouTube, especially if you're playing at that

1088
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,439
Speaker 1: level right right now, I get it. I understand, and

1089
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: and it would be and you know, to be up

1090
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: on stage in a small comedy club, forget a big

1091
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 1: place with people where you could see their eyes and

1092
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: they're doing this ship don plus plus you want the

1093
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 1: jokes to be provocative. I don't want to be self

1094
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: conscious that this can be taken out of context later on,

1095
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: Like you know, everything's watered down, but comedy, it's like medicine.

1096
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: The last thing you want is your medicine to not

1097
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: have its full potency. But how do you deal with this? Now?

1098
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 1: Everybody Kevin Hart, the oscars, you know, whether it's you know,

1099
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: I mean the comedy now, especially for a ship talker,

1100
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: especially for someone who goes to the end, especially you

1101
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 1: play with race, gender, sexuality, all your jokes, it's all

1102
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: ship talking, and I love it. This is what comedy is.

1103
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,439
Speaker 1: I mean, the best comedy is dark comedy, whether it's

1104
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 1: a film or or you know, someone's paining Richard pryor

1105
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 1: or what of the fun. Robin Williams would do gay voices.

1106
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: He would do every single thing in a half an hour,

1107
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: and now you can say something that can literally fucking

1108
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: end your career. You don't even have to jerk off

1109
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: in front of a woman. You can say something and

1110
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: it could be like he said Da Da Da da

1111
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: da at the laugh Factory and the next thing you know,

1112
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: you're a fucking hashtag. Has it made you think twice?

1113
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,440
Speaker 1: Because when you're a ship talker, it's like like a boxer,

1114
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: you gotta let your hands go and you're not thinking

1115
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: about it right, especially when you're flowing and you're trying

1116
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,680
Speaker 1: to kill you and you're just going, and especially if

1117
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: you're like things are just coming out of you. Has

1118
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 1: it made you sort of like pull your punches. No,

1119
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why, Because I don't put the

1120
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:52,720
Speaker 1: hard stuff where it doesn't belong, meaning what meaning? I don't.

1121
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 1: I don't tweet the jugs on Twitter if I'm at

1122
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: a charity benefit or I don't do that. I don't

1123
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: do my heart. I'm cold appearance mess around a little bit.

1124
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: But if you want to hear the a game, you

1125
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: gotta come see me at a comedy club or watch

1126
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 1: my show on Netflix, and that's where you'll hear the

1127
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 1: real deal. I don't put it out there where it

1128
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: doesn't belong. It makes me crazy that people go, I

1129
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: was offended by your tweet. You don't follow me? How

1130
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 1: did you? How? How could you be offended? It by

1131
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,600
Speaker 1: a joke? I didn't say to you, what are you

1132
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 1: talking about? So somebody tapes a joke of Tracy Morgan

1133
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 1: at a comedy club in Tennessee and then like puts

1134
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: it online. Like he didn't say those things to strangers.

1135
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 1: He said that the people that came to see him

1136
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: and paid for his ticket. Same for Kevin Hart. I'm

1137
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: not going to defend what he tweeted, but what I'll

1138
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 1: say is, like he didn't, you don't have to follow him, right,

1139
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,240
Speaker 1: People go, I was offended by your your podcast, Michael, Well,

1140
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: what are you listening to something you're offended by? What's

1141
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,840
Speaker 1: wrong with you? You're spending offended by people that are

1142
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 1: constantly offended. What would you do with the like the

1143
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart situation? You know Kevin everybody knows Kevin Hart.

1144
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,719
Speaker 1: Do you think like for me, I wish you would

1145
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 1: have stayed in the pocket, But he's a smart businessman,

1146
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,080
Speaker 1: and you know, I don't know what did your your

1147
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 1: your take on that whole situation. He's a little guy,

1148
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 1: but he's grown, and that's what he should have said,

1149
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,640
Speaker 1: and and said, I'll answer the rest of this on

1150
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: the show. Let him do a big teachable moment in

1151
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: the monologue. And then I asked, I asked another buddy

1152
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 1: who knows him really well. I asked Chris Rock about it.

1153
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: I said, what's what's up with keV? Like? Is he okay?

1154
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: And he said, we gotta remember Chris Kevin Hart makes

1155
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: a million dollars a nine. You can't talk to him

1156
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 1: like a normal person. The Academy should have come at

1157
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 1: him up in a much different way. What do you

1158
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 1: mean him? They should have vetted that ship ahead of time.

1159
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: They should have had a plan for how to deal

1160
01:09:56,240 --> 01:10:00,240
Speaker 1: with it because they knew it would come up, and

1161
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 1: they should have handled it better. I think I would

1162
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:05,680
Speaker 1: have loved to see them host the Oscars. Yeah, and

1163
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: what I think it makes a bigger statement about TV

1164
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 1: and entertainment. I'm not sure there's an audience for a

1165
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 1: show that appeals to everybody anymore. Everything is fragmented, narrow.

1166
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: I love this show because it talks about these types

1167
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 1: of people. I love this kind of comedy because it

1168
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: speaks to me in the gut, you know. And that's

1169
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: why all these streaming services and podcasts and and there's

1170
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: every type of comic for every type of sensibility. Now,

1171
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm not sure there's an audience for a billion people

1172
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:40,720
Speaker 1: who don't want to watch the same thing. To me,

1173
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 1: to make it a good show, it won't be a

1174
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: good show. It might be like Bland. Yeah. And then

1175
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:48,679
Speaker 1: the Academy Awards. No matter who's hosting it, it's gonna

1176
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,799
Speaker 1: have those dips because it's three hours and it's censored.

1177
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 1: And whether it's Eddie Murphy, Hosen or Billy Crystal hosting,

1178
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 1: it's gonna have those ebbs and flows. Yeah. I don't

1179
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 1: know what then has happened already Eddie Murphy about out one,

1180
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: you know, imagine taking the gig and then not taking

1181
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: the gig. Those guys are professionals. Kevin Hart has never

1182
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 1: missed a gig in twentysomething years of doing stand up comics.

1183
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: Are reliable. You tell us, we gotta be somewhere at

1184
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: a certain time. We're not just there early. We're prepared.

1185
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,679
Speaker 1: So for him to go in and come out, that's

1186
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 1: a big that's a that's a baller move. Yeah. I

1187
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 1: mean shit, it's that's like saying I don't have just

1188
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,360
Speaker 1: fuck you move, I have fun. Everybody money. You know,

1189
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,680
Speaker 1: he did it quick and he wanted to do it.

1190
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 1: Did you see his tweet? Like he was into it.

1191
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:37,559
Speaker 1: He was really inspired and uh he was honored and

1192
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,880
Speaker 1: he's like, this is a dream. So he didn't walk

1193
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: away lightly. As far as podcasts, everybody's got a fucking

1194
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 1: the podcasts are literally like assholes. Thick skin with Jeff

1195
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 1: Ross on iTunes. Do you like doing your podcast? It's

1196
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 1: a hobby. I love it? Why is it? Why do

1197
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 1: you say it's a hobby, because, like you, I do

1198
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,760
Speaker 1: it in my house. I do when I feel like it,

1199
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,519
Speaker 1: and it's fun talk to people. Do you interview people? Yeah,

1200
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: but only not not celebrity interviews. My aunt Donna will

1201
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,759
Speaker 1: come by and we'll talk about you know, she's a teacher,

1202
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 1: so we'll talk about the shootings in the schools or

1203
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: something like that. You know. My my my sister's mother

1204
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: in law, Alice, worked worked in advertising in New York

1205
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:23,200
Speaker 1: in the sixties, so I'll ask her about harassment back then,

1206
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:25,840
Speaker 1: that kind of thing I did, like a friends and

1207
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,479
Speaker 1: family type scenario. I got you. And before we get

1208
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 1: to bumping Mike's with David tell the Netflix special, which

1209
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:38,639
Speaker 1: I fucking love than Donald Trump. When you roasted Donald Trump,

1210
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,720
Speaker 1: did you have any inclination? First of all, what was

1211
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 1: your what was your dealings with him? Tell me about

1212
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 1: like you're dealing with what your impression of him with

1213
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:50,560
Speaker 1: before the cameras rolling? Did you have dealings with the

1214
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 1: conversations with him? Before I roasted him on Comedy Central,

1215
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 1: I had already roasted him at the Friars Club, not recorded,

1216
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: not recording, And I'd already been I've already and I've

1217
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 1: already done private gigs for him at Marl Largo, been

1218
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 1: on his plane. I stayed there, and you've been on

1219
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 1: he's plane with him. So what is he like? I

1220
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: mean before president? Like, what was Donald Trump? Like? What's

1221
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:21,560
Speaker 1: his fucking story? Get on this plane, You're it's like, uh,

1222
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:25,080
Speaker 1: it's like a flying catering hall. It's beautiful. There's a

1223
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: you know, a renoir on the wall in the in

1224
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 1: the plane or something. Is everything gold gold, and would

1225
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:35,639
Speaker 1: you know, just like it expected to be. Um. He's

1226
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 1: very charming. He has a great sense of humor. And

1227
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: this is a long time ago he's evolved or devolved

1228
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,559
Speaker 1: since then, but at the time he was a great guy.

1229
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,639
Speaker 1: I remember we get to marrow Largo and the first

1230
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 1: thing he does is put his arm around me, walks

1231
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: me over to the front desk. He goes give me

1232
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 1: the keys to the caddy and he's like, Jeff, this

1233
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: is yours for the weekend. Have a good time. You know,

1234
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,639
Speaker 1: brought me down early. You know, I did a show

1235
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 1: for the members of marl Argo. They paid me well,

1236
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,560
Speaker 1: he called me himself, made me the offer, flew me

1237
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:09,520
Speaker 1: down with my buddy, had a blast, and he introduces

1238
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:13,160
Speaker 1: me as his favorite comic. So you know, he's he's

1239
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,760
Speaker 1: a billionaire. So you're charmed, and he's like did He's like,

1240
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: he's like a New York guy, right, He just wants

1241
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:21,320
Speaker 1: to tell dirty jokes, he wants to ask dirty questions.

1242
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:24,759
Speaker 1: He wants He's just like a regular guy. And then

1243
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:28,880
Speaker 1: now after seeing like, is the person you see as

1244
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:33,600
Speaker 1: the president having personal experience with him whatever it is,

1245
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,920
Speaker 1: is it the same person, Like what are you seeing

1246
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,519
Speaker 1: now just as somebody like I've been around that guy.

1247
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 1: Is it the same guy you're seeing it? I always

1248
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,080
Speaker 1: I always tried to have a ray of hope that

1249
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:47,639
Speaker 1: he'd come around once the elections were over. And then

1250
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 1: shortly after he pulled out of the White House car

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01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:56,080
Speaker 1: re spontence dinner and that's a roast, and as the

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01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:59,519
Speaker 1: roast guy, I was like, huh, what's going on here?

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01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: The first year that's and that's when I got a

1254
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,760
Speaker 1: little scared as an American. I was like, this is

1255
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:10,080
Speaker 1: one of the greatest platforms in America for the First Amendment.

1256
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:14,280
Speaker 1: Were a comedian every year speaks truth to power, teases

1257
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:17,320
Speaker 1: the king. Right, this is what keeps us from being

1258
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 1: a dictatorship or a monarchy or whatever. In America. A

1259
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:27,360
Speaker 1: comedian can goo found the president. Jimmy Kimmel roasting Obama, right,

1260
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:32,679
Speaker 1: Stephen Colbet roasting George W. Bush. These are great moments

1261
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:36,880
Speaker 1: in American history, not just comedy, like here we go,

1262
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 1: like this is exactly what a free country is all about.

1263
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,479
Speaker 1: And when he pulled out of that, he really lost me. Man.

1264
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: I realized there's a million other reasons and people are

1265
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 1: listening going that's what did it. But the truth is

1266
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,880
Speaker 1: that's as a human being, I was like, I think

1267
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 1: he's I think he's in a different place than one

1268
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 1: I knew him, He's not the guy I really knew

1269
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:01,640
Speaker 1: ten years ago. No I I I that guy. The

1270
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 1: guy I knew ten years ago was like, bring it on.

1271
01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:06,560
Speaker 1: Roast me, Roast me at the Fryars, roast me on

1272
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:09,840
Speaker 1: Comedy Central, roast me at Marl Largo, give it to me.

1273
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,840
Speaker 1: I don't care, nothing's off limits. He got it, he

1274
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 1: loved it. His stick would be that he didn't like

1275
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:19,200
Speaker 1: he would act like it wasn't funny. I remember in

1276
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:22,280
Speaker 1: the in the Donald Trump roast on Comedy Central, the

1277
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:24,400
Speaker 1: whole thing was about all I'm gonna run for president

1278
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 1: and this and that, and we all kind of brought

1279
01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 1: into it and made it funny and made it interesting.

1280
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:33,559
Speaker 1: But Seth McFarland did the opening and Greg Giraldo, who

1281
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: was one of the funniest guys ever at the roast,

1282
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:39,679
Speaker 1: went on and and Donald didn't really crack a smile.

1283
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, kind of smirking. And I was

1284
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: a producer on the show, so I went up to

1285
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 1: him in the commercial break, and he already knew me

1286
01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:53,080
Speaker 1: for years, so he trusted me. And uh, I said, Donald,

1287
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:56,599
Speaker 1: you know, you don't have to crack up, but if

1288
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:59,600
Speaker 1: you look like you're having fun. You look like a

1289
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,599
Speaker 1: good board and we can cut to you laughing instead

1290
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 1: of cutting to the audience laughing at you. You'll be

1291
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:07,920
Speaker 1: in on it. And he said, oh, okay, he kind

1292
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,640
Speaker 1: of got it right there, and he opened up a

1293
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:13,000
Speaker 1: little bit. He opened up a little bit. But he

1294
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:16,719
Speaker 1: always liked the roast. If he did the roast again.

1295
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:19,320
Speaker 1: If you were to do a roast of him, now,

1296
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,680
Speaker 1: do you think you would be able to do it

1297
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 1: in that way that we talked about earlier, not mean spirited,

1298
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: or would you be emotionally invested, like I gotta fucking

1299
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 1: knock this guy down a little bit? Do you know

1300
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I think when I have that much

1301
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:36,800
Speaker 1: history with somebody, I could do it, and I think

1302
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 1: I could do it in a way that even he

1303
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 1: would sort of get a kick out of it. I

1304
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:45,960
Speaker 1: can't say he would enjoy the whole thing, but I

1305
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:50,760
Speaker 1: think everybody with an ego Michael loves to be the

1306
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,040
Speaker 1: center of attention, even when there's a target on their back,

1307
01:17:55,439 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 1: especially him, like he loves the attention. So if it's

1308
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:04,600
Speaker 1: about him and you hit the right angles and you

1309
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,280
Speaker 1: get to I think comedy brings people together, even in

1310
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: the even in the most uncomfortable ways. Sometimes it humanizes people.

1311
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:18,000
Speaker 1: I remember him and Hillary doing those dinners where they

1312
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 1: would crack on each other a little bit before it

1313
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,680
Speaker 1: got really really really ugly. The Al Smith dinner they

1314
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:27,160
Speaker 1: roasted each other, yeah, you know, during the election, and

1315
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: when they both kind of laughed at each other, um,

1316
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,360
Speaker 1: I thought, all right, you know what, if he loses,

1317
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 1: there won't be a riot in the street. Maybe he'll

1318
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,360
Speaker 1: want to go back to his comfortable life. Because he

1319
01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 1: was threatening all kinds of things if the election didn't

1320
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 1: go his way, and I thought, oh, you know what,

1321
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,040
Speaker 1: maybe things are gonna be okay. And then as soon

1322
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 1: as he got in I ran into him. Right when

1323
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 1: he got elected, we ran into where do you see,

1324
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:54,800
Speaker 1: like at a golf course, at a golf course, at

1325
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,639
Speaker 1: his golf course, one of his golf courses. I didn't

1326
01:18:57,640 --> 01:18:59,680
Speaker 1: know he'd be there, but he was there, and it

1327
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 1: was Christmas time, and I already started to see him

1328
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,679
Speaker 1: kind of go in a different way. He was charming

1329
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 1: as ever. Cheff, you my favorite. You're always my favorite.

1330
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:14,799
Speaker 1: You know, he's teasing me, you know about different stuff.

1331
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 1: You know, he's like, you were funny with curly hair,

1332
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,680
Speaker 1: I like you better this way. You know, it's just

1333
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:22,200
Speaker 1: kind of goofing. You know, we're playing around and I'm

1334
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:25,439
Speaker 1: asking about different things. And I was just a day

1335
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:32,680
Speaker 1: or two back from Iraq for Christmas, and uh, you

1336
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:36,639
Speaker 1: were performing there. Yeah. I was there with General Joe Dunford,

1337
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:38,639
Speaker 1: Chairman of the Tryant Chiefs of Staff, who was about

1338
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:42,240
Speaker 1: to retire. Shout out to the chairman. And my cousin

1339
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,120
Speaker 1: Ed and I. We were over there with Kelly Pickler

1340
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:51,080
Speaker 1: and uh and uh some other people, Chef Robert Irvine,

1341
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: and we had a really fascinating time doing shows Christmas Eve,

1342
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:59,519
Speaker 1: Christmas Day, all over Iraq, a bunch of shows, moving around,

1343
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: and you know, I land back in America and a

1344
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:09,519
Speaker 1: day or two later, Holy sh it, here's the incoming

1345
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,240
Speaker 1: commander in chief. He sees me, hey, waives me over,

1346
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:16,960
Speaker 1: and I think, for sure, Hey man, you know I

1347
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:20,080
Speaker 1: just hung out with General Joe Dunford. You know, the chairman.

1348
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,799
Speaker 1: You got a great team. You should be excited about

1349
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,720
Speaker 1: some of the generals. And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1350
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Anyway, how do you think Arnold's gonna do

1351
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:31,720
Speaker 1: on Celebrity Apprentice? That's what he was interested in. He

1352
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:35,840
Speaker 1: really wanted to talk about Schwarzenegger's Celebrity Apprentice. You know,

1353
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:39,720
Speaker 1: he couldn't have changed the subject quicker. I was like, yeah,

1354
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,280
Speaker 1: I was just in Iraq. How was it a mess?

1355
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 1: How do you think Arnold's gonna do? It's on Celebrity

1356
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 1: Apprentice while he's dipping his cheeseburger in mayonnaise. You saw

1357
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:53,040
Speaker 1: him dip his fucking cheeseburg. I saw it, Man, So

1358
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man's intense intense times, all right, he

1359
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:04,040
Speaker 1: comedy dead. It's thriving. It is thriving, right, And I

1360
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,760
Speaker 1: think he's a big reason that his wife's saying the

1361
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: other comedians are getting careers on on my husband's name,

1362
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:15,759
Speaker 1: because because she knows he's a comedian, we're doing his act.

1363
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 1: He roasted his way into the Oval office those debates, right,

1364
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:26,680
Speaker 1: he was great. Don't you think that in order to

1365
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: beat him now, somebody needs to be a ship talker?

1366
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,839
Speaker 1: And I do. And I don't think that's a crazy

1367
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:39,920
Speaker 1: notion because if you really read about the people that

1368
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 1: started this country, if you look back at Hamilton's that play,

1369
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,760
Speaker 1: they were rap battles, but those were based on the

1370
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 1: insults that they would throw at each other, and there's

1371
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:58,160
Speaker 1: a real grace to all that. It encapsulates an idea.

1372
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:02,439
Speaker 1: It's a way to argue without it getting ugly. It's

1373
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:05,639
Speaker 1: a gentlemanly if you will. Maybe that's not a proper

1374
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:10,040
Speaker 1: word anymore, but for if Hillary had worked on her

1375
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:16,679
Speaker 1: act right, then had some singers or yeah, Winston Churchill,

1376
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 1: arguably one of the greatest statesmen of all time, use

1377
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:25,240
Speaker 1: his wit too put down his opponents. Because with Trump

1378
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:29,439
Speaker 1: going forward, I truly believe, like the Michelle Obama, when

1379
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:32,000
Speaker 1: they go low, we go high. That won't work. And

1380
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,240
Speaker 1: I never knew I was so mad when I saw that.

1381
01:22:34,439 --> 01:22:38,559
Speaker 1: I mean, in normal and normal situations, it's it's okay.

1382
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 1: But with him, in order to compete with him in

1383
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 1: the upcoming election, you have to unless some fucking body

1384
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,360
Speaker 1: comes down like it's like an Obama type of person.

1385
01:22:48,439 --> 01:22:50,320
Speaker 1: But even Obama would talk ship with him, and he'd

1386
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:53,040
Speaker 1: do it in a slick way. But other than somebody

1387
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:55,519
Speaker 1: like that, you have to be able to like you

1388
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,320
Speaker 1: have to either make him think that you're gonna punch

1389
01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 1: him in the face at the debate, like literally, you

1390
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,679
Speaker 1: have to make like I feel like yo, I don't

1391
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:03,400
Speaker 1: care about any of this, I'm gonna punch in the face,

1392
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 1: or you have to be able to verbally snack. I'll

1393
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,919
Speaker 1: just say it. I spent hours and hours and hours

1394
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:13,799
Speaker 1: and hours writing ideas for Hillary for those last two debates.

1395
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 1: After I saw the first debate. It was right when

1396
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:20,160
Speaker 1: rose battle was starting to take off and the counterpunching

1397
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,680
Speaker 1: I really saw and a few people look at me

1398
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 1: like I'm crazy. But I knew some really connected people,

1399
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,400
Speaker 1: and I knew a senator. I'm not gonna say all

1400
01:23:33,439 --> 01:23:35,360
Speaker 1: the names because I want to. I don't want to.

1401
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:38,960
Speaker 1: I want to leave them out of it. But I

1402
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,680
Speaker 1: worked on it really hard, and I knew I and

1403
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,880
Speaker 1: it got past one level at a second level, and

1404
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:47,519
Speaker 1: it gets to Hillary's people and they go, this is

1405
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 1: really great and it wasn't silly insults. I was so

1406
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 1: obsessed when he got the nomination. I didn't watch a

1407
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:55,640
Speaker 1: movie or a TV show for a couple of years,

1408
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 1: like I was really following it. I knew what was

1409
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,919
Speaker 1: going on. I'd gone out the debate eights in Brooklyn.

1410
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 1: I watched Hillary and Bernie debate like I kind of

1411
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:06,439
Speaker 1: knew her moves. I really understood it, and I worked

1412
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:12,559
Speaker 1: tirelessly trying to pull her out of that function. I

1413
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,920
Speaker 1: saw after the first debate, and then he tried that

1414
01:24:15,479 --> 01:24:23,520
Speaker 1: stunt of bringing Bill Clinton's accusers to the front row. Um,

1415
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,880
Speaker 1: what was the singer that you had? I wouldn't say

1416
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,240
Speaker 1: it was a singer, but the basically the point I

1417
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: would have made it if I were hurt in that

1418
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:34,519
Speaker 1: moment was Donald, do you think you can intimidate me

1419
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:39,200
Speaker 1: by bringing these women to this debate? I was secretary

1420
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:43,639
Speaker 1: of State. You know, let me just say, Donald, I'm glad,

1421
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm running against you because I'm going to prove

1422
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:51,000
Speaker 1: to two young women all over the planet that if

1423
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:55,439
Speaker 1: you stick up to a bully, you even you want,

1424
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:59,200
Speaker 1: any any girl, any woman, can be president. You know

1425
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:02,840
Speaker 1: it is that it's just turning his bully stuff. It

1426
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:05,920
Speaker 1: wasn't comedy stuff. It was more I had jokes in there.

1427
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 1: But to me, it was about standing up to a bully.

1428
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:15,320
Speaker 1: The notion of we go when they go low, we

1429
01:25:15,439 --> 01:25:18,519
Speaker 1: go high. Fuck that you better you better go right

1430
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:21,439
Speaker 1: no gut. So if the next person who's running, whoever

1431
01:25:21,439 --> 01:25:24,000
Speaker 1: the funk this is, would you reach out. I mean,

1432
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,120
Speaker 1: I don't know who it's gonna be. It could be Kamala.

1433
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:29,599
Speaker 1: It could be fucking God forbid, if it's fucking cheek,

1434
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:32,800
Speaker 1: you know, cream cheese on the cheeks, Bernie Sanders, who

1435
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,559
Speaker 1: I don't want him to see him do it. He

1436
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:38,040
Speaker 1: can't do it, He can't beat him. And but but

1437
01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:40,200
Speaker 1: he can if he gets on some real vaudeville shit.

1438
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:43,880
Speaker 1: Or it could be fucking disco Joe Biden fucking crying.

1439
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:47,400
Speaker 1: Corey Booker from Jersey? Would you give them? Would you

1440
01:25:47,439 --> 01:25:50,040
Speaker 1: offer your assistance? Because I see there's no way to

1441
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:52,599
Speaker 1: beat him. And if it's a guy going at him,

1442
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:55,599
Speaker 1: you can because he's talking about his dick, hans and

1443
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:58,680
Speaker 1: this and ugly wives. You have to go at him

1444
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 1: art I think, I think you have to. And I

1445
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:04,120
Speaker 1: always think that if Hillary instead of becoming people always say,

1446
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:06,880
Speaker 1: what has Donald Trump done for the working man? You know,

1447
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,680
Speaker 1: they get really man, they go, you know, why did

1448
01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:11,400
Speaker 1: why DoD? Why do these blue collar people line up

1449
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,400
Speaker 1: to go to his route? What has he ever done

1450
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 1: for the working man in all his years? And the

1451
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:21,439
Speaker 1: I go, He's entertained them? And and Hillary Clinton arguably

1452
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:26,400
Speaker 1: the best resume in the history of presidential politics. Instead

1453
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:29,679
Speaker 1: of becoming a senator or Secretary of State. Sadly, if

1454
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:33,320
Speaker 1: she had gone on Real Housewives, she'd probably be president.

1455
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:38,520
Speaker 1: She would have entertained people. Sadly, we're not as sophisticated

1456
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:42,880
Speaker 1: as we think we are. And he did. He knows

1457
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:46,240
Speaker 1: how to talk to people, construction, great job, even me,

1458
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,479
Speaker 1: Hey you're always my favorite. No charm the pants off somebody,

1459
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,519
Speaker 1: and then brag about it. And I'm not saying it's right,

1460
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:57,280
Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is it's happening. Hey, Bill Clinton

1461
01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:59,479
Speaker 1: did the same ship. I mean, the funk. I met

1462
01:26:59,479 --> 01:27:01,479
Speaker 1: that guy for a three minutes. I was and he's

1463
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,559
Speaker 1: just older Bill Clinton, and he I was like, I

1464
01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:06,280
Speaker 1: got it right, you know, just the way there's just

1465
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:08,200
Speaker 1: a thing. It's just the thing that you don't have.

1466
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:12,240
Speaker 1: I don't have it. That makes them not just I

1467
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:14,960
Speaker 1: want to be president, but makes the people go, oh,

1468
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:16,920
Speaker 1: that's the guy's a good bet, or that gal is

1469
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:21,439
Speaker 1: a good bet. And those guys have it. It's also

1470
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:26,200
Speaker 1: probably why they do things like have sex with playmates

1471
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:29,000
Speaker 1: while their wife is eight months pregnant. Like they they

1472
01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:31,479
Speaker 1: even though they start to get so in their head

1473
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:34,320
Speaker 1: that that they're like a king, they could do whatever

1474
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:39,920
Speaker 1: they want, untouchable, um, all right, bumping mis David Tell.

1475
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:45,360
Speaker 1: How did the whole thing come about? Me and Dave? Um? Well,

1476
01:27:45,439 --> 01:27:48,280
Speaker 1: for years, I love you know, I love Dave. I

1477
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 1: don't know how much you know about David Tell, but

1478
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,320
Speaker 1: he's one of the funniest guys, the fastest guys. He

1479
01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: thinks in punchlines. And I just go down stairs at

1480
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:58,800
Speaker 1: the comedy Center and I would just watch him. And

1481
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,599
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm off a plane from l A and Dave's

1482
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:04,760
Speaker 1: got the last spot at in the morning, packed house

1483
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 1: with the comedy seller and I want to get on.

1484
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,519
Speaker 1: I want to, but I don't have a spot. So

1485
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:12,479
Speaker 1: Dave would just go, Jeff, come say hi, and I

1486
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:15,519
Speaker 1: have my coat on. I'd walk up there and hey,

1487
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:17,680
Speaker 1: Dave Man. He'd be like, how was your flight? And

1488
01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:20,000
Speaker 1: then he's setting me up. And next thing I know, Dave,

1489
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,720
Speaker 1: how was your trip to uh Seattle? And he's like, oh,

1490
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,679
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe what's going on and Seattle. The next

1491
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:28,479
Speaker 1: thing you know, we're in tandem. We start to know

1492
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:31,680
Speaker 1: each other's moves, we not start setting each other up,

1493
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:40,200
Speaker 1: and it became like like the Ramones or something like

1494
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:46,160
Speaker 1: jokes per minute, fast hits, quick, no, no, ballads, no

1495
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:49,200
Speaker 1: slowing down. For a long time, Dave wouldn't let me

1496
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:53,320
Speaker 1: even do one joke about everything had to be quick, quick, quick,

1497
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:58,880
Speaker 1: easy going um. And over time it evolved into like

1498
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:04,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's an act, but it's like a

1499
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:09,080
Speaker 1: band without instruments. We have we know we hit the

1500
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:14,479
Speaker 1: right notes. And then we bought mics. When we feel

1501
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:17,559
Speaker 1: like we sparked something new. When you guys were doing

1502
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:22,679
Speaker 1: before the Netflix special, did you you toured together? Did

1503
01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:25,120
Speaker 1: you do did you do your set? Did he do

1504
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:27,639
Speaker 1: his set? And then you rocked together? Everybody would think

1505
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,400
Speaker 1: that's what we would do, and even for a while

1506
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:31,360
Speaker 1: we thought we might do it that way because the

1507
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:35,400
Speaker 1: fans would expect that. But over time it became more

1508
01:29:35,479 --> 01:29:39,479
Speaker 1: interesting for us. They just say, fuck it. I'll come

1509
01:29:39,479 --> 01:29:41,160
Speaker 1: in from the left, you come in from the right.

1510
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:43,639
Speaker 1: We'll each have our own mics. We'll have them play

1511
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,759
Speaker 1: just the two of us over the sound system, and

1512
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:49,840
Speaker 1: we we would just do it the whole hour in

1513
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:53,639
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. We would just do it together. Sometimes after

1514
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:56,639
Speaker 1: half an hour, he needs a cigarette so bad he'll

1515
01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:58,760
Speaker 1: pretend he's getting a phone call on his flip phone

1516
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:01,120
Speaker 1: and walk out the side door, leave me up there

1517
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:03,000
Speaker 1: for ten minutes. So I would do a little set

1518
01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:06,840
Speaker 1: by myself. But the truth is it works as a

1519
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,400
Speaker 1: as a team. I don't think there's anyone else I

1520
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:12,719
Speaker 1: could do it with, Like there's something about us together.

1521
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:18,000
Speaker 1: He's very negative and I'm very positive, and somehow we

1522
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:23,639
Speaker 1: meet in the middle. And and then we had friends

1523
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,680
Speaker 1: and family come to the shows. You'll see on the

1524
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:30,280
Speaker 1: Netflix show, like you know, everybody from Michelle Wolf, Amy Schumer,

1525
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:35,960
Speaker 1: Hassaminage I didn't get. We were hoping to get last

1526
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,760
Speaker 1: on the list of people who do a good Danny

1527
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:52,679
Speaker 1: Yellow impressure. You were up there, number three, the third best,

1528
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:56,040
Speaker 1: but they're no go ahead. So then we made it

1529
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,400
Speaker 1: into a party. We didn't ask our friends to come

1530
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:01,400
Speaker 1: up and do their act, just basically riff with us.

1531
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:05,479
Speaker 1: And basically you're another prop in our You're just another

1532
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:09,760
Speaker 1: audience member. We're not asking, you know, uh, Michael cha

1533
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:13,439
Speaker 1: to to to give out his best material because he's

1534
01:31:13,439 --> 01:31:17,120
Speaker 1: got to save it for his shows. But yet he

1535
01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:20,439
Speaker 1: could hind to hold his own and and give us

1536
01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:23,800
Speaker 1: some ship. But yet it's still just sort of be

1537
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:27,599
Speaker 1: in this mix. It's almost like we're not even on stage.

1538
01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:31,920
Speaker 1: At a certain point, and I love parties, Like I said,

1539
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:34,120
Speaker 1: a son of a Cat. Or if you could turn

1540
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:38,400
Speaker 1: your stand up show not into this precious thing that

1541
01:31:38,439 --> 01:31:41,439
Speaker 1: has to be blocked and lit and rehearsed, and you

1542
01:31:41,479 --> 01:31:43,680
Speaker 1: gotta hit every joke the same way, and you do.

1543
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,960
Speaker 1: Most comics to two shows and they wear the same

1544
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,360
Speaker 1: outfit and they cut them together into the best scenario.

1545
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:51,720
Speaker 1: And I said, how can I make Dave comfortable? What

1546
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,280
Speaker 1: if we don't do it at a big theater in

1547
01:31:54,439 --> 01:31:57,200
Speaker 1: Portland or Seattle or Chicago. What if we just do

1548
01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:00,599
Speaker 1: it at the end of the tour at home with

1549
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:04,439
Speaker 1: all our friends and family there and no makeup, no blocking,

1550
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:08,000
Speaker 1: just get our buddy to direct it, and do not

1551
01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:12,639
Speaker 1: two shows, but six shows, so that we never are

1552
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:16,200
Speaker 1: thinking about getting it right or wrong. We're just up there,

1553
01:32:16,680 --> 01:32:20,439
Speaker 1: almost like doing a podcast on stage, and just let

1554
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:23,280
Speaker 1: it happen. And then when it's all over, see what

1555
01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:27,040
Speaker 1: we have. Do you what do you think of comedy

1556
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:30,519
Speaker 1: today in terms of the specials? And there's so many

1557
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:34,160
Speaker 1: great comedians. You know, Netflix is such a great form.

1558
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:36,320
Speaker 1: It used to just be HBO, then it was HBO

1559
01:32:36,439 --> 01:32:39,439
Speaker 1: and then MTV and then comedy centrals and now you

1560
01:32:39,479 --> 01:32:41,240
Speaker 1: have a bunch of places. You got YouTube, you got

1561
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:43,760
Speaker 1: fucking you know, Louis had to straight to straight to

1562
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:47,880
Speaker 1: his audience. What do you think of comedy now? Because

1563
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:50,040
Speaker 1: one thing that I'm noticing that I'm paying attention to it,

1564
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,439
Speaker 1: you know, like the pacing of you know, it's like

1565
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:56,639
Speaker 1: comparing music genres are even basketball, but like the pacing

1566
01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:59,559
Speaker 1: of a George Carlin, you know, ROBYT. Williams was always fast.

1567
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:02,960
Speaker 1: The pacing of like a um Richard pryor the pacing

1568
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:04,880
Speaker 1: of I mean, there's so many different guys. It was

1569
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,400
Speaker 1: like they'd be red Fox. I've been watching a lot Rodney,

1570
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:10,760
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, like there was different things.

1571
01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:12,559
Speaker 1: Now a lot of what we see is like it's

1572
01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:16,719
Speaker 1: got to be like tsunami comedy, where it's like our

1573
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:18,479
Speaker 1: long secon You're like, oh ship, and it's hard to

1574
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:22,559
Speaker 1: even absorb all the bits because there's no you know,

1575
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:24,880
Speaker 1: like Chris Rock would walk across the state, there'd be

1576
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:27,880
Speaker 1: a little silence, you know, you'd see him sort of

1577
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:31,880
Speaker 1: a little bit, you know, whatever the funk it is.

1578
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:35,240
Speaker 1: But now it's like they it's like, you know, because

1579
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,240
Speaker 1: I think our attention spans are sucked up from the

1580
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,559
Speaker 1: phones and the Ted talks and you know, you could

1581
01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:41,640
Speaker 1: change the channel, like so much of the comedy is

1582
01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:45,320
Speaker 1: like and do you have you noticed that change in

1583
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,920
Speaker 1: terms of the beats of what's presented on TV. At

1584
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 1: least you're saying the difference between a long special And

1585
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:57,840
Speaker 1: I feel like people's attention spans get shorter and shorter

1586
01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:00,599
Speaker 1: and shorter. And I've always been about the jokes per minute.

1587
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:03,400
Speaker 1: When I'm doing a show by myself, it's fun to

1588
01:34:03,439 --> 01:34:06,240
Speaker 1: slow it down. And you know, Rickles would have a

1589
01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:09,120
Speaker 1: sincere moment at the end where he just stopped, have

1590
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,840
Speaker 1: a drink, sit on a stool, talk about his mother

1591
01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:15,280
Speaker 1: for a couple of minutes. Maybe the band's floating in

1592
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:20,080
Speaker 1: the background, playing playing, you know, some some music under it.

1593
01:34:20,479 --> 01:34:24,200
Speaker 1: And I love that too, I really do. But when

1594
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:28,439
Speaker 1: I'm doing my shows, either by myself or with Dave,

1595
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:31,639
Speaker 1: to me, it's about the jpm s, the jokes per minute.

1596
01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:35,599
Speaker 1: I like it so fast that when we do stop,

1597
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:38,559
Speaker 1: it's not because we have to, It's because the audience

1598
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:41,680
Speaker 1: needs a break. You know, magicians have a word for it.

1599
01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:45,479
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, I forgot My friend Bernie Shine says

1600
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:49,800
Speaker 1: like amazement, fatigue or something like. I remember years and

1601
01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:54,439
Speaker 1: years and years ago um watching Brian Reagan. It was

1602
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:56,640
Speaker 1: one of my first gigs ever. Was m seeing it

1603
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,880
Speaker 1: catch a orrizing star in Princeton, and Brian Reagan was

1604
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:05,880
Speaker 1: the man, and he went on for a fifty minute

1605
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:09,719
Speaker 1: set right every night. I watched eight shows Tuesday through Sunday,

1606
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:12,600
Speaker 1: a couple of shows on Friday's, a couple on Saturday,

1607
01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:15,080
Speaker 1: and I got to really watch how a great comic

1608
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:18,400
Speaker 1: works early in my career. And he would kill so

1609
01:35:18,479 --> 01:35:22,120
Speaker 1: hard for fifty minutes. But I noticed every night about

1610
01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:26,680
Speaker 1: the thirty minute mark, he would just stop. He was

1611
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:32,880
Speaker 1: killing so hard. And what happened was you'd see the audience, Oh,

1612
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:35,200
Speaker 1: they were laying down like they just came out of

1613
01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:38,600
Speaker 1: a sauna or they just ran a marathon. And for

1614
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:42,800
Speaker 1: that he'd stopped. Everybody would pick themselves back up, put

1615
01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:46,320
Speaker 1: their shirt back where it was fixed, their collar, wiped

1616
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:49,040
Speaker 1: their head, look at their buddy, and by the time

1617
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:50,800
Speaker 1: they took a sip of their drink and a bite

1618
01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:54,439
Speaker 1: of their mozzarella stick, Brian would do his last twenty.

1619
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:58,640
Speaker 1: He gave them a breather. Because the jp M s

1620
01:35:58,640 --> 01:36:02,080
Speaker 1: were so on fire, And to me, that's like the Ramans.

1621
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:04,200
Speaker 1: That's like, give me a two and a half minute

1622
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:07,200
Speaker 1: rock rock rock, rock, rock and roll high school blah

1623
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:10,559
Speaker 1: blah blah. It's over in two minutes. Then give you

1624
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:13,040
Speaker 1: one another one, here's another one, and then after a

1625
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:17,280
Speaker 1: while maybe you slow it down. I like that, all right.

1626
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:19,960
Speaker 1: A lot of times I want to have athletes or

1627
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:23,679
Speaker 1: uh rappers on the podcast. I asked their top five

1628
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:27,840
Speaker 1: favorite m c s. Jeff Fross, if you had to

1629
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:32,200
Speaker 1: say your top five favorite comedians, your personal favorite and

1630
01:36:32,280 --> 01:36:34,639
Speaker 1: no particular order, you could throw six as a cherry

1631
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:37,640
Speaker 1: on top. Who would your top five? And if you

1632
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:39,599
Speaker 1: need a cherry on top because you feel bad, who

1633
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:44,519
Speaker 1: would it be. Well, I'll just start from when I

1634
01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:46,519
Speaker 1: was a kid sitting at the top of the steps.

1635
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:50,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't I wasn't old enough to watch Johnny Carson,

1636
01:36:50,479 --> 01:36:55,479
Speaker 1: but I would listen to Buddy Hackett make my parents

1637
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:58,120
Speaker 1: laugh in the living room, and I'd get in trouble

1638
01:36:58,360 --> 01:37:00,840
Speaker 1: if I was up, so I high to the top

1639
01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:03,120
Speaker 1: of the stairs, and I couldn't see him, but I

1640
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:07,080
Speaker 1: could hear him, you know, telling dirty jokes on Johnny Carson.

1641
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:10,440
Speaker 1: You know the farmer and this and that and that,

1642
01:37:10,439 --> 01:37:14,559
Speaker 1: that timing, that delivery. Like I said earlier about like

1643
01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:18,120
Speaker 1: Wingman comics, you listen to Buddy Hackett's act, it was

1644
01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:22,879
Speaker 1: all about fucking and and and orgasms and and food

1645
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:26,080
Speaker 1: and and farting. It was like stuff that was like

1646
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:30,479
Speaker 1: fun to hear about. And I really love that. I

1647
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:36,280
Speaker 1: really admire Chris Rock. I watched Chris Rock all last year.

1648
01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:39,560
Speaker 1: He took me to Tel Aviv, he took me to Copenhagen,

1649
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:43,680
Speaker 1: he took me to UH. I did his MSG shows.

1650
01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:46,840
Speaker 1: I did his UH his homecoming show in Brooklyn at

1651
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:51,240
Speaker 1: the Barclays about a year ago. Um, we went all

1652
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:53,519
Speaker 1: over England. We did the O two in the Wembley.

1653
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:55,240
Speaker 1: And I watched this guy every night, and I go,

1654
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 1: this is not a comic, this is a band. This

1655
01:37:57,920 --> 01:38:00,240
Speaker 1: is like a C d C. He doesn't hour and

1656
01:38:00,280 --> 01:38:03,760
Speaker 1: a half concert, you know what I'm saying, with just

1657
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:06,840
Speaker 1: himself and a microphone. And when he would tell a joke,

1658
01:38:07,400 --> 01:38:10,160
Speaker 1: the jokes were like five or ten minutes long, and

1659
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: I'd watch the tension build. He'd make the guys laugh,

1660
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:16,000
Speaker 1: they he'd make the women laugh, and the guy's uncomfortable.

1661
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:17,800
Speaker 1: Then he'd flip it, and then by the end of

1662
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:21,120
Speaker 1: the joke, they were both laughing together and I was like, Wow,

1663
01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:26,800
Speaker 1: that's like a song right there. And then Buddy Hackett,

1664
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:31,800
Speaker 1: Chris Rock Chappelle and I just from the years hanging

1665
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,880
Speaker 1: out in the village, he's like my kid brother. We

1666
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:37,920
Speaker 1: spent nine eleven together. I've seen this guy become not

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01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:43,639
Speaker 1: just a comic but a prolific philosopher. So I really

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01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:45,479
Speaker 1: admire him. I don't even think of him as a

1669
01:38:45,520 --> 01:38:48,679
Speaker 1: comedian anymore. He's something else. He's like the pie piper,

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01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:55,120
Speaker 1: you know, um, oh boy, that's that's three. That's three,

1671
01:38:55,640 --> 01:39:00,479
Speaker 1: got two more on a pure like what he gonna

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01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:03,040
Speaker 1: be talking about? Level, Like if I'm gonna sit in

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01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:06,760
Speaker 1: the audience and watch, somebody would be Norm McDonald. I

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01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:10,120
Speaker 1: love his delivery. One of my first ever road gigs

1675
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:13,439
Speaker 1: was opening for him. I learned a lot. He kills me.

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01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:18,080
Speaker 1: He's not like me, so to me, it's like I

1677
01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:21,120
Speaker 1: don't feel like I could guess where he's going with

1678
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:25,000
Speaker 1: these twists and turns his stories. Then he'll hit like

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01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:29,880
Speaker 1: quick jokes, you know, daylight saving time. I give him

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01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:33,240
Speaker 1: six months, you know, like he can do it quick.

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01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:36,920
Speaker 1: But yet he can also slow it down. There's something

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01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:41,040
Speaker 1: between Garrison Keeler and him, like like like I feel

1683
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:45,400
Speaker 1: like he's He's a great storyteller. I love Norm McDonald,

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01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:49,439
Speaker 1: but I think my favorite comedian is David Tell. And

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01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:51,840
Speaker 1: that's why I like doing the show so much, because

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01:39:52,040 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: not only do I feel like I'm expressing myself, but

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01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:58,719
Speaker 1: I also feel like I'm playing tennis with Serena Williams.

1688
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm up there raising my game, volleying, staying in it,

1689
01:40:03,880 --> 01:40:06,559
Speaker 1: you know, and doing something that no one else can do,

1690
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:09,680
Speaker 1: which is keep up with Dave. So he was my

1691
01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:16,360
Speaker 1: favorite comic before we were really Bumping Mike's together, But um, yeah,

1692
01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:18,920
Speaker 1: I would say he's my all time favorite, all right.

1693
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:24,080
Speaker 1: Jeff Ross, the co star of Bumping Mike's with David Tell.

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01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:27,599
Speaker 1: Three part series are called series men like you're going

1695
01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:30,400
Speaker 1: in a Netflix original series. It was their idea for

1696
01:40:30,479 --> 01:40:32,840
Speaker 1: us to not do one special, to to break it up.

1697
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:35,200
Speaker 1: They wanted us to do more. We we we talked

1698
01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:37,560
Speaker 1: him down at three right because we were we we

1699
01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:39,800
Speaker 1: like to keep it potent, so there could be more.

1700
01:40:39,920 --> 01:40:42,840
Speaker 1: There could be like season two. We haven't talked about it.

1701
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:46,240
Speaker 1: Dave is hard to get him to commit he doesn't

1702
01:40:46,280 --> 01:40:50,960
Speaker 1: like splitting the money. He likes doing his own thing. Um,

1703
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:55,040
Speaker 1: but you never know. Alright, Jeff Fross, guy needs no

1704
01:40:55,120 --> 01:40:58,080
Speaker 1: fucking introduction now now this is this is your last chance.

1705
01:40:58,240 --> 01:41:00,360
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you also want to say? Because

1706
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:02,479
Speaker 1: I said like, I would love if Jeff Fross touches

1707
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:04,360
Speaker 1: me up a little bit. I know you've had some

1708
01:41:04,439 --> 01:41:09,840
Speaker 1: success in acting, Michael, but you're unattractive even on a podcast.

1709
01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:21,320
Speaker 1: Jeff Frost, I am Wrap Wars Stereo podcast. Thank you,

1710
01:41:21,439 --> 01:41:31,800
Speaker 1: Thank you all right. I want to thank guests Jeff

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01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:35,160
Speaker 1: Fross for rocking on the Iron Wrap Wars Stereo podcast.

1712
01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:39,360
Speaker 1: Definitely check out Bumping Mikes with Jeff Frost and Davitel

1713
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:44,479
Speaker 1: on Netflix. I appreciate you coming through. I told you

1714
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,080
Speaker 1: it was a good interview. I know it was a

1715
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:48,800
Speaker 1: good interview. I'm proud of that interview. UM, and you're

1716
01:41:48,800 --> 01:41:51,639
Speaker 1: only as good as the person you're interviewing. Mr Morris,

1717
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:55,160
Speaker 1: thanks for standing by here with me. Thank you. It

1718
01:41:55,160 --> 01:41:57,240
Speaker 1: was a pleasure to see you do what you do

1719
01:41:57,320 --> 01:41:59,680
Speaker 1: and when you do it. Um, and see I am

1720
01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:05,439
Speaker 1: wrapped were stereo podcast. Okay, we are in stereo. Tell

1721
01:42:05,479 --> 01:42:07,320
Speaker 1: a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend.

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01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,640
Speaker 1: UH one more? Can I say, Miles Jordan, take us

1723
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:12,439
Speaker 1: out of here with something real nice, something real proper.

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Speaker 1: Wh