Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. God damn we
Speaker 1: getting through this one. It's one of two. I'm your girl,
Speaker 1: Mandy b A k A staging a k A full
Speaker 1: cop a k A debt bitch a k A Pagan
Speaker 1: parkle Peggan markle k. Maybe it is pegg and parking
Speaker 1: in your butt, don't do that. We're not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: If it's pegging, I'm pegging and they. But it's not
Speaker 1: pegging in my butt. You can parking in they, but
Speaker 1: I could parking Inegan Marko, will will parkle into yours.
Speaker 1: But technically I go into drive the reverse and driving reverse.
Speaker 1: Technically I ain't just sitting in the budaole. You know
Speaker 1: on neutral that's called soaking for more men's did you
Speaker 1: know that? Hi? And we have a gues today, plenty
Speaker 1: of us. We got Welly Jackson and in the building.
Speaker 1: Welly is one of our first clients that we've had
Speaker 1: at W t F Studios and where I don't even
Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, Like I mean, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: almost been a year and now because we opened, you know,
Speaker 1: you came through, which I really appreciate, and I was like,
Speaker 1: look at these Latinos in here. And despite the last
Speaker 1: named Jackson, I texted Many. I was like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: this podcast. I think he's really funny, like what'll happened
Speaker 1: on uncluse he's Latino. I texted that. He said, no,
Speaker 1: I get it though, Like Spanish dudes come up to
Speaker 1: me and they just start speaking Spanish. It looks like
Speaker 1: you're kind folk. NA like I'm but with this dress,
Speaker 1: I have all Yeah, I know you got there. You're
Speaker 1: giving kid folk, but you didn't arrive this way, which
Speaker 1: is crazy because I'm coming to a sho off. Can
Speaker 1: you not let them know that there's pre production going
Speaker 1: on here? But I'm a simillion this way? Well, Mandy
Speaker 1: walked in this way because she's different shoes on um
Speaker 1: my court shoes. Uh they're close to Booty's. Uh so
Speaker 1: if you guys are watching us on the YouTube, um, okay,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna wear those shoes the court. I was
Speaker 1: not wearing these shoes of cord. There's no outside. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to say anything. These is not no. I
Speaker 1: got my little bootyes, closed toe, it's giving. I'm still
Speaker 1: an accountant. I told you that the scarf, I'm ready
Speaker 1: for court to defend myself. Why wouldn't you just wear
Speaker 1: all black? I mean, there's black in here because it's
Speaker 1: something about the pattern that feels fun. And I feel
Speaker 1: like jail wouldn't be that. I have platinum blonde finger
Speaker 1: ways in my head. I really just don't think all
Speaker 1: black would just tone me down. No, I like that.
Speaker 1: That's given. Witness stand like that you got. I never
Speaker 1: met him. I never knew him. I don't eells what
Speaker 1: I'm practicing for my own situation. Oh wait, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm just like she ready chop wife. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what he was doing. Listen, I just know a gun
Speaker 1: from my house. But I do think they were shooting deer,
Speaker 1: going to the country and hunting. I will say that
Speaker 1: Nigg had just bought a crib in Atlanta and was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: gonna be in and out Atlanta for a bit for
Speaker 1: a bit. And I was like, what you did talking
Speaker 1: about he won't get closer to the kids. It's giving
Speaker 1: clear night since we're speaking spunny. Actually, it's giving no criminal.
Speaker 1: It's given. Maybe his numbers are in order to just
Speaker 1: be able to have these multiple homes. One of them
Speaker 1: kids is twelve. So you're telling me suddenly you just
Speaker 1: want to be around the kids all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he want to be a good father because you know
Speaker 1: Father's Day coming up. Nah, I'm not buying it now.
Speaker 1: You just need to be in atlanter. I said, you
Speaker 1: got a bitch over there, and he was like why
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna come in there with me.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, never go. First off, I know
Speaker 1: you're not asking the niggas they got another bitch when
Speaker 1: you got another niggas, first of all, but you're bringing
Speaker 1: up my personal That is my saying. What you're saying
Speaker 1: kind not what I said. But I don't need them
Speaker 1: to hear it again. Let's just live on the wave
Speaker 1: of he got a bitch over there. We are talking
Speaker 1: about my nig were talking about your bit but you
Speaker 1: said single by the way today, I'm already gonna be toxic.
Speaker 1: I gotta be single until Valentine's Day or something like. No, no,
Speaker 1: just for today, just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you
Speaker 1: know what bitches is watching you? Is that what you're saying? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I ain't worried about I mean, I've never had problems
Speaker 1: getting bitches that would never been a problem. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: because can you make it see like na you know
Speaker 1: that you want? I mean no, no, no going through
Speaker 1: it so you know it's like by day day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what you did? Why I had to do something? I
Speaker 1: ain't changing the code on my phone and tone? Wait
Speaker 1: what did you mean? How often are you changing the
Speaker 1: code in your phone? Well if she got if she
Speaker 1: got in the phone and got the code, that means
Speaker 1: I was lacking How let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: This episode is all about questions that you need answers
Speaker 1: from men. Let's do it your codes because people always
Speaker 1: say it could be the birthday year, It could be
Speaker 1: the birthday, could be the kid's birthday, could be something else.
Speaker 1: What is your code? What have your codes been in
Speaker 1: the past? Code for what your phone? Oh? Oh, the
Speaker 1: last four of my social Security number? That is way
Speaker 1: too like you. You gotta change that like the number
Speaker 1: now you'll give somebody the like any time you log
Speaker 1: into anything normally like the last four of your social
Speaker 1: or all unique. So for that to be also your
Speaker 1: password like mine. Ain't nobody gonna guess my numbers? You
Speaker 1: know why? Because in the Central Florida school system. You
Speaker 1: got the same student I D through middle school and
Speaker 1: high school. So my password is my student I D
Speaker 1: number from mother middle school. But you've had that long,
Speaker 1: remember I remember I. And I can't give it all
Speaker 1: to you now, but it's a ten ten digits. You
Speaker 1: remember yours. I remember mine. Because here's the thing, right,
Speaker 1: I don't remember who I sucked yesterday. Well maybe it's
Speaker 1: because I had I had free lunch, and then my
Speaker 1: free lunch stopped at one point, and bitch, I had
Speaker 1: a big old I O you, and I always had
Speaker 1: to put the IOU under my student number. So I
Speaker 1: used to always have to get the cafeteria lady my
Speaker 1: school number. And then at the end of the year,
Speaker 1: I had to best the most problematic thing by the way,
Speaker 1: the kids. Yeah, I can owe money for food when
Speaker 1: my mom's not being aware. Yeah, and and mind you,
Speaker 1: at this point maybe she became a tech. It was
Speaker 1: only making like twelve dollars an hour. They said free lunch,
Speaker 1: no moe, and so we like, that's just how I had.
Speaker 1: I had an I owe you tabron. You know what's
Speaker 1: sick about that ship? They have my mom on a
Speaker 1: field trip and basically we're like, oh, we're doing this thing.
Speaker 1: We're like we're paying off random students, like you know
Speaker 1: balance if you guys want to do it's my mom
Speaker 1: picked three kids, and I remember we got home. She
Speaker 1: was just like, you know, if you see somebody like
Speaker 1: you need to be paying for their life, do you
Speaker 1: understand that? Like, I don't care if you don't like that.
Speaker 1: And it's crazy. Lunch used the only cost maybe like
Speaker 1: two thirty or two seventy five a day, but still,
Speaker 1: but my mama got three kids and we was like
Speaker 1: we just had a tab and she like would just
Speaker 1: pay it when when she had extra money then she
Speaker 1: would be like, okay, take this and pay off your
Speaker 1: I know exactly. I know exactly what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: because like the lunch was like two dollars or something,
Speaker 1: but like my parents didn't make a lot of money,
Speaker 1: but they wasn't bumms, so I had to pay a
Speaker 1: quarter and that ship over like, bro, this is not
Speaker 1: hurting nobody, Like is this really helping y'all? I never
Speaker 1: paid it and sick ship. Yeah anyway, respectfully, Yeah do
Speaker 1: you uh what should we know you from the studio?
Speaker 1: I just said that, but you know, we've never sat
Speaker 1: down together, mainly because I never got to see her clips,
Speaker 1: which just because you thought he hain't speak English. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Ware's telling to me like no. Dave would hit me
Speaker 1: up and we'd be like, yo, well he wants you
Speaker 1: on the show, and I'm like nothing. He records on
Speaker 1: a Sunday now. And then finally I saw a clip.
Speaker 1: I was like, already funny because you know, people will
Speaker 1: ask you to do their podcast, but like, I need
Speaker 1: to see the proof of it. You be sitting there like, yo,
Speaker 1: I gotta make better decisions with my life because you can't.
Speaker 1: But you know what though, like as a podcaster, it's
Speaker 1: nice to have podcasters on, but some of them be
Speaker 1: doing too much. Well you know, on Welly's show every
Speaker 1: single Tuesday at nine p m. E Hen. We love
Speaker 1: to have an array of people. Sometimes we have horns
Speaker 1: like yourself. Sometimes we have people who are going to
Speaker 1: court criminals. It's just anyone. I am not a criminal.
Speaker 1: I am a defendant that kind of got charged with
Speaker 1: something and I'm hoping they dropped, but can think they will.
Speaker 1: My first charge, I said, sir, walking with it lived
Speaker 1: for a little rat. I was also like, I don't
Speaker 1: even have a speeding ticket. Oh my god, if this
Speaker 1: is your first time, like the first time offense in life,
Speaker 1: the judge may not even look like. I mean, I
Speaker 1: had to kind of look hard when I was doing it.
Speaker 1: But when the nigga was like doing my fingerprints, I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't like this feeling. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know how people make. You know, what's crazy? These fingers,
Speaker 1: you know, let go and then we let them roll.
Speaker 1: That's a shame that I know this process of criminal.
Speaker 1: She wanted to know how much a criminal lamp. So
Speaker 1: now that I'm back and forth from l A, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get a car, right, I'm using a friend's
Speaker 1: car and shout out to me and Eddie. They're great,
Speaker 1: they let me take their ship. But I genuinely need
Speaker 1: a car first of all because I want to flex,
Speaker 1: because that's the type of person I am. When I'm
Speaker 1: in a vehicle and I play Kodak Black, I want
Speaker 1: to have my phone. I want you to see the
Speaker 1: steering will symbol whatever it'll be, whatever I'll get, and
Speaker 1: I want to be like, we're ra cars. I know,
Speaker 1: we're like in our thirties, do you, Cristal? A car
Speaker 1: would you have sex in your car on how soon
Speaker 1: after the first car? I just car just for fun.
Speaker 1: Now what I will say about the buying the car
Speaker 1: process this time? Nor a criminal. I haven't owned a
Speaker 1: car in a long time, right because my life sell them? Why?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I wasn't all my truth before y'all use
Speaker 1: it against me. I you don't. I license card revoked,
Speaker 1: not for a d u y everybody thinks that, but
Speaker 1: because it was suspended and I couldn't afford the tickets
Speaker 1: and then I kept going to jail. So anyway, so
Speaker 1: I was like, it was different. That's why I moved.
Speaker 1: That's really why I was easy to move to New York.
Speaker 1: She's like, I had a hardship when you could only
Speaker 1: drive to work. So let me tell you what I
Speaker 1: used to do. This is some fucking crazy ship. So
Speaker 1: I worked at telecommunications. Sure at the time managed it
Speaker 1: couldn't even get my ask to work unless it was
Speaker 1: within the hours that I had to report. Now, I
Speaker 1: said I was a bartender. That way, if I was
Speaker 1: going to the club, they wouldn't even know. I had
Speaker 1: a little hole clothes in the back in case I
Speaker 1: got pulled over. But I haven't just in case you
Speaker 1: got pulled over. No, the hole close was for something else.
Speaker 1: That's that's a good plant. Yeah yeah, put it in perspective.
Speaker 1: So anyway, um buying this car whatever, and I just
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, now I can afford it. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be easy. This is gonna be a breeze. Like I
Speaker 1: didn't know the insurance for a bit like me. It
Speaker 1: was yea. They were like, they were like name it
Speaker 1: times too. They said, you've done watch excuse me, absolutely not, bitch.
Speaker 1: When they went through my record that one accident that
Speaker 1: your mama had to come pick me up from. Remember,
Speaker 1: Oh it was bad. I was like, how old was I? Anyway,
Speaker 1: my mom wasn't mailing on Mandy's mom. Long story short.
Speaker 1: Now my fucking criminal asks gotta find him another motherfucker
Speaker 1: to put the car in their name. You know what
Speaker 1: you should do though, Well, actually you have something like like,
Speaker 1: because I was looking at cars to in New York, Nope,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna probably just buy my ship in North Carolina
Speaker 1: and drive it on that. Yeah. Yeah, but I have
Speaker 1: to get it in Vinnie's name because his insurance premium
Speaker 1: would be lower. My ship was given seven hunts. Some bitch,
Speaker 1: for insurance. And you know what. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't understand. I haven't driven in years. She's like, that's
Speaker 1: also the issue. You don't you don't give out your name.
Speaker 1: Now you're letting them know what skim you about to
Speaker 1: run for your car insurance. Oh yeah, people listen to
Speaker 1: the ship, everybody, what you're about to do. It's gonna
Speaker 1: come get me. Gott go Matthew, come hit me. She
Speaker 1: just showing him cackies. She is not the first of
Speaker 1: that is not on your side. She just committed a
Speaker 1: better root crime on the pod. Bro, Yeah into state.
Speaker 1: You're talking about going down not playing someone else in
Speaker 1: his car and I would drive it bro over you.
Speaker 1: That's what it is all illegal? Bro? How is it illegal?
Speaker 1: You've never driven someone's car? Because because now he gets sick.
Speaker 1: He called COVID. Per se, he's in the hospital down
Speaker 1: south somewhere with this. I'm with me, hello someone with
Speaker 1: this so boom he got he called COVID. He's in
Speaker 1: the hospital. Boom, he's down south with it. To the
Speaker 1: now it's paper trail. But you just got pulled. Don't
Speaker 1: up here and you're trying to fight a ticket. They're
Speaker 1: like to be fair. To be fair, there's there's no
Speaker 1: they don't share systems and all that ship between states.
Speaker 1: That's true, you know how, because I got pulled over
Speaker 1: on the way to d C, and I was like, day,
Speaker 1: they don't do going to jail, right. I had a
Speaker 1: gig and I was like, fun, they're about to see
Speaker 1: and got no license? Miss I was scared. Now why
Speaker 1: I don't have a license. Now I've got it. I
Speaker 1: just don't have the hard copy, right. But mainly it
Speaker 1: was just stone down in phony. To me, it was
Speaker 1: so many processes. Bro, It's not just paying off a ticket.
Speaker 1: It's like you really got to go through all these motions. Anyway,
Speaker 1: long story short, I'm on the way to d C
Speaker 1: to do the Sex Cells premiere. They pulled me over.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's my life? What's my life? I'm going
Speaker 1: to funeral? Okay, I'm in the car with my friend
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I am so so I don't even
Speaker 1: know what I did. Ignorance is blissed. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like freaking out. I live in Florida, Like
Speaker 1: I just like I don't even where just someone died.
Speaker 1: He's like, just give me your license. I'm like Okay,
Speaker 1: I only got my pass for it. Andy. I know
Speaker 1: they can't check other systems because he basically just let
Speaker 1: me go. I'm thinking this all one system I did
Speaker 1: so nig it ain't so I'm gonna be good when
Speaker 1: he do. Kids called it down South, A bit's gonna
Speaker 1: be too. I'd be scared everything. But anyway, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at like Tesla's mainly because I don't want to spend
Speaker 1: a lot of money, but I want to flex, so
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what would give me that,
Speaker 1: and it's either a Tesla or an old BMW confirmed.
Speaker 1: But why are you laughing him? I mean, not Naomi, Yomi?
Speaker 1: But what's so funny? Do you not understand that I
Speaker 1: want to flex for last? No, I get it. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. When I post my Delta one
Speaker 1: seat and I'm laying down, that's an upgrade. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I ain't paid for this. Yeah. I thought YA would
Speaker 1: know me better than that. But since y'all don't know.
Speaker 1: With Champagne and Cabiard nigg is out with me. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that's the type of flex I'd like to do.
Speaker 1: Speaking can I did that? W it has the lowest
Speaker 1: crash rate of any vehicle. I trust the Tesla driving
Speaker 1: before week, so do I. That's why I really, I
Speaker 1: really been driven in how many years? I mean, I
Speaker 1: have been driving, bitch. I have a Mexican license, as
Speaker 1: you know. That was only twenty dollars for a Mexican pesos.
Speaker 1: I had an address. I couldn't speak. I had an address.
Speaker 1: That's all it takes. I heard they don't even got stops,
Speaker 1: I mean red lights. Yeah. I wanted to go get
Speaker 1: that license in Meryican have streets and we're like and
Speaker 1: she she was driving through, you know, on the on
Speaker 1: the rocket. I showed up. He said, you're speaking. I
Speaker 1: said no. He said okay. I pointed to which car
Speaker 1: It was said to loom license. Bitch, don't be a hyter. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's get to the Vanilla ship. That was fun. The
Speaker 1: Vanilla ship this week is problematic as fun, weirdest fuck.
Speaker 1: Here we go. A woman claims she was virtually groped
Speaker 1: by a gang of male avatars in the metaverse um
Speaker 1: she's forty three years old. She also said she was
Speaker 1: verbally harassed by avatars, and last month, another woman said
Speaker 1: she was virtually groped while being a beta tester. UM
Speaker 1: a British woman. This was a report from the Daily Mail.
Speaker 1: This is from Business Insider. Uh it says that her
Speaker 1: name is Nina Jane Patel. She's the president of research
Speaker 1: for a rival, Metaverse, and said that she was verbally, sexually,
Speaker 1: verbally and sexually harassed by three or four of them.
Speaker 1: Another mother said she was in there and she got harassed.
Speaker 1: They were touching her character's body, making sexual they ain't
Speaker 1: even got full bodies, and taking and taking screenshots. Now
Speaker 1: she tried to flee from the virtual world. She had
Speaker 1: to tear off her VR headset to bring to end
Speaker 1: the whole ideal. Um and then she said that she'd
Speaker 1: been suffering from anxiety. And they're very sorry to hear
Speaker 1: that it's happened, but they want people to have a
Speaker 1: positive experience ins and there. You know, they don't really
Speaker 1: know what to do right now, but they're investigating and
Speaker 1: taking action. Um it says you're allowed to block the
Speaker 1: user and mute them reports somebody. It should be a
Speaker 1: safe place. It's a digital experience again with a VR headset. Now,
Speaker 1: what I would like to ask that lady is have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of call of duty. Oh yeah, called
Speaker 1: the duty is completely Do you know how many little
Speaker 1: black kids have been called the hardy are because they've
Speaker 1: been playing with somebody who and where they Not only that,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of Reddit? Do you know how
Speaker 1: you could be attacked from on Twitter on Reddit? Like
Speaker 1: it's a virtual universe. But also, this is my problem
Speaker 1: to the fact that she's claiming to be sexually harassed,
Speaker 1: the idea that there's sexualization on these fucking avatars and
Speaker 1: cartoons altogether, like the fact that fucking minimles is now
Speaker 1: having to wear a sucking pant suits. Oh they changed
Speaker 1: her dress to be more inclusive, unless she's still wearing
Speaker 1: a bow. A bow, I mean it's not on her body,
Speaker 1: but it's on her ears, right, But she she's no
Speaker 1: longer in a dress, she's down a pant suit poking out.
Speaker 1: Can be honest. When I was a kid and now
Speaker 1: I'll go to Disney, I did want to see what's
Speaker 1: under Look it's a rat a video like this is
Speaker 1: where my confusion is. Motherfucker's really just sexualizing cartoons. I
Speaker 1: had to fucket look like, what does that do for you?
Speaker 1: To like, I'm comfortable as a candy. Many mouths a rap.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see it. You want to see your
Speaker 1: bro I ain't gon told you we did share one time.
Speaker 1: Uh we were talking about animals fucking and like I
Speaker 1: will say, dolphin's got big old dicks. But that's only
Speaker 1: cause I saw the c world and I wasn't really
Speaker 1: but I wasn't going out of my way to see
Speaker 1: a dolphin dick. It was just there. You kind of
Speaker 1: just said you was trying to go out of your
Speaker 1: way and you were your kid. You never wanted to
Speaker 1: look under the man ever, because it's a it's it's
Speaker 1: a rat, all right, Well she see and you said
Speaker 1: I was a bp fath bisexual. Yes, say whatever you said, bitch,
Speaker 1: I am real deal now, didn't you. Um, that's a
Speaker 1: little bit more because I know it's a person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like it's a person. We don't know if that's
Speaker 1: a girl or a dude. What if it's a dude
Speaker 1: under that? Now, I'm not she really want to go
Speaker 1: up on that. I'm saying for me. I know, Rocket,
Speaker 1: I get it. Rocket. You were shared with Mandy's strapped
Speaker 1: dead Yeah, yeah, I was. I still am still walking
Speaker 1: around with my stripe and you know what if I did,
Speaker 1: I probably would have had a better experience. Now, imagine
Speaker 1: Mandy sucked you in the metaverse. How here the thing?
Speaker 1: He's how the thing. I couldn't suck you in the
Speaker 1: metal verse because they ain't got legs there in the
Speaker 1: middle verse. Up, bro, you can't even penetrate because I
Speaker 1: was talking about maybe I can have sex and people
Speaker 1: who watch me and my man have sex that we
Speaker 1: both have the guys on because it like takes your body,
Speaker 1: but it's only from the hands up. Man, take me
Speaker 1: to the Nigga Verse. I want to go to the
Speaker 1: nick the Nigga Verse. I hope. I just don't know
Speaker 1: what it's gonna be. Sorry, I think they ended black
Speaker 1: plenty years ago. I wanted to VR Nigga Verse. Why
Speaker 1: because that's the kind of If I could go to
Speaker 1: a club called Nigga Verse, That's what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: That sounds like it would be lit. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We put okay, first off, the party starts
Speaker 1: offline because in the in the black clubs, the party
Speaker 1: start in the parking lot. So boom, you see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So you got niggers on library WiFi in
Speaker 1: the verse, Yeah, that's the only thing liberries are good for.
Speaker 1: Nigger got money in the nigga verse, Oh, hes gonna
Speaker 1: be at the concert because like young Thuck just had
Speaker 1: a concert a couple of weeks ago. But how far
Speaker 1: in the seat? Like you know what I'm saying? Are
Speaker 1: we all just watching the concert? Can I see if
Speaker 1: nigger got a table bottles? Like what? And then here
Speaker 1: I think they're like rooms and ship you. I think
Speaker 1: you can see who got money because they got money
Speaker 1: in the metaverse, right, yeah, like you can buy real
Speaker 1: estate and yeah, buy me a motherfucker. But then again,
Speaker 1: I wonder can niggas throw money in the middle, like
Speaker 1: can go to a strip club in the metaverse the niggas,
Speaker 1: that's throwing the money because the niggas I want. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's that's not that's an interesting concept because it's like
Speaker 1: nobody don't even want no broke niggas in the virtual world,
Speaker 1: like anybody do you know if they got to purchase
Speaker 1: their chains when they create their avatar, can they just
Speaker 1: load themselves up with you? Oh, it's gotta be you've
Speaker 1: gotta gotta buy I think you gotta pay that. I
Speaker 1: imagine if you got a mont Claire and the Nigga verse,
Speaker 1: I be like, like that ship, Thank God, we can't
Speaker 1: see the feet yet, so that I was about to say,
Speaker 1: it's no foot fetish in in the metaverse. I'm wondering
Speaker 1: if maybe because their avatars instead of hands, you can
Speaker 1: have toes or feet as your hands, and so then
Speaker 1: all you gotta do is go like this and wiggle
Speaker 1: your toes to the niggas. Okay, I just what no,
Speaker 1: I'm do they look like he lends or are they
Speaker 1: look like all these n f t s and ship?
Speaker 1: I think it's like monkeys and ship. It's gonna get better.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's there yet because it's new, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like it looked but you could
Speaker 1: still tell it's an animation, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But in like four years though, is it giving west World?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. I love where West
Speaker 1: World is. Do you have a television? Yeah? West World
Speaker 1: is good. I was kind of crazy by season three.
Speaker 1: It was one of the most possible, like HBO shows
Speaker 1: that came out. It's basically like this universe where people
Speaker 1: could go, or not universe, but like a theme park
Speaker 1: almost where you could go and funk robots and they
Speaker 1: were realistic looking robots. It was it was mad white
Speaker 1: people in that ship. Ye Andy Newton, it was one
Speaker 1: black person and she was like seeing she don't count
Speaker 1: there was another nigga in there, because that sounds like
Speaker 1: a white show. There was another black person. You don't
Speaker 1: watch white shows, oh I do, but it's like white
Speaker 1: shows got a hold on me. Right now, I'm watching
Speaker 1: girls again, the Sex of the City ship and you four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what's crazy. I just watched a cold
Speaker 1: Do you watch you for you? Okay? Now my bad?
Speaker 1: She's like, what then do this nigga watch? Well? What
Speaker 1: do you do? Your females? We're not watching the saga
Speaker 1: watch you for you because they know that the bitches
Speaker 1: is watching you for you. They're not really watching got
Speaker 1: here because they want to have something to relate. They're
Speaker 1: not really Yo s a DV y'all. That's no nigga
Speaker 1: is doing that anyway. Well he's too cool. He's still
Speaker 1: watching Belly New Jack City. It's yo. Alright, alright, glad
Speaker 1: you brought that up. Yo. Belly was really a terrible movie.
Speaker 1: I know we're not ready to hear that yet. Do
Speaker 1: you know what podcast you're on? Look, get back to
Speaker 1: some sex please, not for real though? What are you
Speaker 1: watching right now? Right now? What I'm watching is um
Speaker 1: My boy just produced a movie. It's called Home Team
Speaker 1: on Netflix. It's a it's about a football movie. Was plugging.
Speaker 1: I didn't say his name, that would have been the
Speaker 1: plug but you know what I mean? Na, what porn categories?
Speaker 1: Do you watch? Ship latinas big bootios, the MILFs off?
Speaker 1: A good milk gets you through anything? Which kind your faith?
Speaker 1: Latina mils? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, not that, that's that's the
Speaker 1: day you're gonna be. That's why was your engineer? Now,
Speaker 1: Dave's a cool dude in republic over here, but that's
Speaker 1: that's his thing. Nah, what do you mean that's his
Speaker 1: thing because you sadn't do anything in Espanol. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Day Dave sucked my head up one day. I didn't
Speaker 1: know he was Spanish. I thought he was black. That's
Speaker 1: how he got high. And he came in here. I
Speaker 1: came in. He had the music going, the lights was
Speaker 1: dim and all that. I was like, yo, bro, the
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico they parade, it's not today, bro, And he
Speaker 1: had the flag on. I was like, oh, this it
Speaker 1: is different, And I was like, bro, you know what
Speaker 1: is your heritage? Because I don't want the naked to
Speaker 1: swing on me and ship because you know, like you
Speaker 1: can't just to go up to a Spanish person and
Speaker 1: call them black Hispanic Latino, see we niggas Now I
Speaker 1: know you because that's say Spanish too. This podcast has
Speaker 1: made me have to stop. I mean, like, you know,
Speaker 1: Spanish bitch and maybe like wheezy, that's not POC. My
Speaker 1: POC goes from telling Mandy not to say the M
Speaker 1: word and what else? What's the most POC thing I
Speaker 1: do on this podcast? I say woman instead of female. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the best I can with pronouns,
Speaker 1: like saying they them even though I sunk up. That's
Speaker 1: how you know y'all getting a lot of money up here.
Speaker 1: Y'all got the pronouns. I see what's going on. I
Speaker 1: see what's going on from I don't even if you
Speaker 1: just gotta say first names, if you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I can barely. I don't even remember his name. I
Speaker 1: like that vibe. I like that, but I'm just really
Speaker 1: bad with me. No, it's it's it's hard. You'll get
Speaker 1: caught up in some ship and it's like, damn, I
Speaker 1: didn't even know you were gay, so I couldn't even
Speaker 1: treat you different because of that. But they're just winters.
Speaker 1: To have a sex podcast and be like learning as
Speaker 1: you go is the worst. I did a TV show
Speaker 1: where we had a trans person on the panel and
Speaker 1: I came up and I said, hold on, you know,
Speaker 1: she want to be called Day And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that don't sound right, like but I can't hear myself,
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to get used to this ship too,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I feel like calling
Speaker 1: someone Day is mad and personal. No, it's not. When
Speaker 1: they asked for it, it's not. I just like to
Speaker 1: learn names and I address you down. Names is the
Speaker 1: best you can go. But then some people have like
Speaker 1: a real androw just named like Ash. It could go
Speaker 1: no way yeah, And I'm like, this is a day
Speaker 1: them name. It's like, alright, cool, You're doing this to
Speaker 1: me now I get it. Do you guys have guests
Speaker 1: on your podcast? What kind of guests do you have?
Speaker 1: We had Chris Hansen on. We had Vita Guerrero on.
Speaker 1: Chris Hansen. Y ain't nothing catch a predator. What the
Speaker 1: fund is that nail about catching predators? That's the only
Speaker 1: thing he does. You know, there's conversation about Chris Hansen,
Speaker 1: like Glorif like them, basically like people trying to get on.
Speaker 1: Have you heard about this? So to anybody that's listening
Speaker 1: that maybe too young for this conversation. To Catch a
Speaker 1: Predator was a show that came out I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe twenty years ago. Wow, it's been that long. I've
Speaker 1: watched it for I feel like since I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and basically, um they would find pedophiles online posed as
Speaker 1: young girls and catch them and confront them, And to me,
Speaker 1: it was great because it highlighted a lot of safety
Speaker 1: concerns considering a lot of us were on the internet
Speaker 1: as a young kid, and you know, you never know
Speaker 1: who you're talking to. But there's been a whole new
Speaker 1: medium where they're like a lot of these people were
Speaker 1: excited and like wondering who they were talking to, and
Speaker 1: it was like a thing to get caught. I think
Speaker 1: I know when that changed because I spoke to him
Speaker 1: and he was like, there's one really famous case, the
Speaker 1: guy with the cat. No, it was a guy with
Speaker 1: pizza and he offered Chris some pizza and he was like,
Speaker 1: do you know what's about to happen to you? And
Speaker 1: everybody loved that one episode and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: that's a different type of sickness, Like all right, you're
Speaker 1: you're a pedophile, we know that. And he brought pizza
Speaker 1: because you know, they always tell you to bring something
Speaker 1: so they know that you was really invested, so boom,
Speaker 1: the dude brought the pizza and he was to relax
Speaker 1: and Chris was like, bro, I just popped out the
Speaker 1: closet on you. None of the cameras is here, none
Speaker 1: of this phase you. You said, he said, wait, can
Speaker 1: I have some my pizza that I brought? And Chris
Speaker 1: was like yeah, because he's trying to play it cool.
Speaker 1: And then when the dude offered it to him, he
Speaker 1: was like, I got offended. But that was great TV.
Speaker 1: So that's like the most famous episode. Crazy thing to say,
Speaker 1: that was great TV. Have you ever thought about like
Speaker 1: when you were younger, I used to always want to
Speaker 1: be like the nigger from Cheaters. Have you ever wanted
Speaker 1: to do like I wanted the host on six part? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Somebody I definitely was in my room like welcome that, y'all.
Speaker 1: We gotta be one on six was crazy lit back
Speaker 1: in the day. Yeah, remember when I lived in that building,
Speaker 1: were free, I would just stare at her and not
Speaker 1: say anything. Oh my god. I just felt like it
Speaker 1: was in the presence of greatness. Like now, uh, into
Speaker 1: the Horde Derby if you never listened to the show.
Speaker 1: Hor Dervy is our sex tip of the week and
Speaker 1: we are going to toss it over to you. All right, now,
Speaker 1: do you have one that's men for women? Women for men,
Speaker 1: day for them? Let's go with men because I'm more
Speaker 1: familiar with that. Um no, like I think fellas we
Speaker 1: we got Ego into bed, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like so many dudes just like, no, I'm gonna not this.
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, cool, you could do that. That's cool,
Speaker 1: that's cute. But a lot of dudes full short of
Speaker 1: that ship. But here's how you, um take it to
Speaker 1: the next level. Well, when you eat her pussy, put
Speaker 1: your hand like right on her little on her pelvis.
Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Pressed down? Let's take ship
Speaker 1: to another level. You see Mandy's smiling, right, why do
Speaker 1: you do it? Do you know what? That's the g
Speaker 1: spot under there. Well, the clip is the whole, it's
Speaker 1: the whole joint on the inside. I'm right a wrong,
Speaker 1: So right track, Here's what I've heard. The hand is
Speaker 1: not necessarily the pressing more than it could be the lifting.
Speaker 1: And apparently when you lift right here, which is more
Speaker 1: so like pulling at the skin or like, the nerves
Speaker 1: are then exposed that weren't exposed before. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's necessarily I don't know the science.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hand there just a lot of presh
Speaker 1: but and it's good right when you're eating pussy and
Speaker 1: it's just like that. But once you pull up, then
Speaker 1: she's feeling a whole new sensation because more nerves are exposed.
Speaker 1: So what you're doing is just intensified. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because some dudes have tried to do what you're doing,
Speaker 1: probably thinking the G spot is there now I have
Speaker 1: to pee. Oh that's a whole other thing. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: kind of be like have you had a bit short
Speaker 1: in your face? Nah? But I would like some ship
Speaker 1: like that. But if you knew it was, who get
Speaker 1: it to me? Anyway? But also you you you started
Speaker 1: your sex hip with saying how men like the fun
Speaker 1: the ship out of a woman. Have you ever fun
Speaker 1: out of a woman before? Nah? But women get scared
Speaker 1: of that, like no, no, no, like because and me like,
Speaker 1: I'm like scared of what like the fart? Literally we're
Speaker 1: talking about ship, were talking about like I'm talking about
Speaker 1: with dick in the ash. That's where I escalated that. No, well,
Speaker 1: here's another question, because that's when this or that on
Speaker 1: your dick. Would you rather have ship or blood clots?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, man, I can shower with your ship on me.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, So you'll take the And I only asked
Speaker 1: this because my friend recently um was sucking this guy
Speaker 1: and he sucked her period on and he went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and literally was like, you know, I've never
Speaker 1: seen period blood before. There was like the little things
Speaker 1: and there was literal blood clots on his dick in
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's showers. But so she's like scared now like
Speaker 1: to do? Ain't noway him? And I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: blood clots is when you work ship, you think blood
Speaker 1: clots is worse than ship. That's why I'm like a
Speaker 1: little ship. Just wipe it up, just take the sheets.
Speaker 1: But her niggles don't give a talk about period, like
Speaker 1: I've done that before, like alright, cool, it looks crazy.
Speaker 1: It's something you're never gonna forget. It's different and it's slimy,
Speaker 1: not as brain. I was just looking at something. You
Speaker 1: know it's back there. So it's like but I knew
Speaker 1: when that happened, because's like she just got wow way,
Speaker 1: like I let me wrap this up. You know there's
Speaker 1: somebody back there going until you came right, but but
Speaker 1: then you know it's the fat lady was singing. So
Speaker 1: I was like, cool, let's wrap this up ahead. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now wait, how are you thirty two? Why are you
Speaker 1: saying that like an industry ana, Because I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I'll be forgetting, man, because like I'm
Speaker 1: just out here living like I'll be dead as to
Speaker 1: be forgetting how old I am? Like I'm always off
Speaker 1: a year. When's your birthday? Okay? So you just had
Speaker 1: your birthday? No, no, no, I've been telling people in
Speaker 1: thirty two, I'm only thirty, but I'm like all my
Speaker 1: birthdays in March, I'm turning to thirty one, jump two years.
Speaker 1: I don't know I really forget. I would like I
Speaker 1: know I'm turning in thirty one, but I know I
Speaker 1: have a birthday sooner, so it's a thirty two. My
Speaker 1: back be talking thirty five. I'm not really sorry. Yeah
Speaker 1: no that also sounds like good week. No, I went
Speaker 1: too far good weed. Let me tell you something. I
Speaker 1: have a close friends now, and it's not like all
Speaker 1: it is. It's just me being dumb, and it's so
Speaker 1: embarrassingly dumb that I just would rather post it on
Speaker 1: close friends. I got so high last night. I started
Speaker 1: crying and I was like, yeah, everything is okay. It's
Speaker 1: just I'm so fucking high. And I like, you know,
Speaker 1: get weed from l a now, and sometimes I get
Speaker 1: weed from white people. And white people have a different
Speaker 1: type of they have access to different weed. They have
Speaker 1: the highest patina of weed. And I was like white
Speaker 1: supremacy to me. They do concoctions nigga. I'm I smoke
Speaker 1: weed from the nigga verse, okay. And I was on
Speaker 1: this weed. I started looking at the dog and I'm
Speaker 1: like she a person or dog? Oh? No, only one
Speaker 1: that type of weed. I only one that type of week.
Speaker 1: I think body a real person. Oh and I hope.
Speaker 1: I mean I've been talking to him like like you
Speaker 1: want but I think all black people do that to
Speaker 1: their Yeah, and we feel the same. But I was
Speaker 1: having a real high conversations with her and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, then I'm saying, don't you and she
Speaker 1: too high now? But I mean it was a weed thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, alright, moving on because I don't like to
Speaker 1: get dragged up questions that need answers, um, these are
Speaker 1: questions for ladies from I mean from ladies for a man,
Speaker 1: And these were the most common that I found online
Speaker 1: that like women want to ask you know what I'm saying, So,
Speaker 1: what actions could a women do that actually really annoy you?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like it could be calling too much
Speaker 1: or texting too much? But at the same time, is
Speaker 1: that ship that just bitches? Dude? And you're used to
Speaker 1: when women do that, that means they're interested. What's annoying
Speaker 1: to me is women's insecurity, Like I'm I'm talking to
Speaker 1: you because I'm already interested, and like if I give
Speaker 1: you a compliment like that's a nice stress, No, a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, I like you here, You're like whatever,
Speaker 1: I really need to get a haircut? Like stop, I
Speaker 1: like it that way, you know what I mean? Don't
Speaker 1: like I have some confidence about yourself. Don't don't be insecure,
Speaker 1: like like boom, you get y'all fucking and she want
Speaker 1: to keep her shirt on. I see it, I see it,
Speaker 1: I see I get it. How do you know that
Speaker 1: that's not what attracted me to you? Like if we
Speaker 1: fucking we fucking get neck, let's go get sweaty, come on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know that? Like that insecurity? Is that? That
Speaker 1: was one of the other questions that we're on here,
Speaker 1: like what physical things about women do you actually really notice?
Speaker 1: Like because when I gain weight, I feel like like
Speaker 1: you how to keep it a buck? Now? Do you
Speaker 1: knowice when a bit of shaved? Do you notice when
Speaker 1: there's some extra hair in a pussy? Like what? Yes,
Speaker 1: we noticed? Yeah? Does they bother you? That ain't gonna
Speaker 1: stop nobody? No, never doesn't stop it. But do you
Speaker 1: you personally will yes, when you see the prickly hairs
Speaker 1: or when it's too much like a little bit, I'll
Speaker 1: be like, damn, I wasn't that important to you? That's
Speaker 1: what you did really Like So so apparently I'm not
Speaker 1: number one here, Like I'm Wednesday night, the middle of
Speaker 1: the week type ship. I'm not show time I'm not
Speaker 1: Friday Saturday. I know where I stand in your life. Okay,
Speaker 1: if it's pretty clay, it's only because I ain't have time,
Speaker 1: you see. That's where it communicates. It comes. And it
Speaker 1: also depends on the man because like I've shade, and
Speaker 1: my nigga was mad like yo, like no, no problem
Speaker 1: like somebody else because I shade some Prickly is different
Speaker 1: because prickly is like if your dude likes hair, then
Speaker 1: prickly it don't matter because I'd be leaving hair in
Speaker 1: the pussy because like one of my niggas, now, sometimes
Speaker 1: I like Harry pussy. Sometimes it's gonna be a good Harry.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like I got I gotta know that
Speaker 1: was on purpose. Yeah, like you're not on purpose hair.
Speaker 1: There is on purpose hair pussy, Like you're not out
Speaker 1: here mismanaging the pussy. I need to know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like your pubes shouldn't be growing down your thighs. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, this is out of I had an
Speaker 1: old bush and like I remember then, it was into
Speaker 1: it and I was a little surprised, but I was like,
Speaker 1: we're living in Mexico now, nigga, So like I never
Speaker 1: made this at all, and I feel like you can
Speaker 1: see the puff. Oh my god. But whatever, so you
Speaker 1: noticed prickly hair? What else? What are some are things
Speaker 1: during sex that may keep it a hundred because we
Speaker 1: need to tell you know what I'm saying, smell obviously, yeah, um,
Speaker 1: we could tell if you p before we came over,
Speaker 1: because let's keep it at down. I eat pussy. So
Speaker 1: if you if I see the little toilet paper, it's like, ladies,
Speaker 1: have some whites your goddamn fucking bathroom. You should never
Speaker 1: have left toilet tissue. RESI dute in between your lips. Girls,
Speaker 1: a man's coming over, or get white, and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. Women don't realize that I had. That happened
Speaker 1: to me with a girl and I was like, damn
Speaker 1: you do you She smelled clean, ladies, especially if you
Speaker 1: have Scott and Scott you need the toilet paper to
Speaker 1: clean myself up. And then she was embarrassed. I was
Speaker 1: just telling you on your or if you gonna clean
Speaker 1: up white with a toilet paper like like thicker, something
Speaker 1: that's not gonna leave now that I need not I did.
Speaker 1: Hospital Dick told me one time he can't tell me
Speaker 1: in front of me. But we were working on and
Speaker 1: off and then like we were on the couch. We're
Speaker 1: working all day, right, so then he starts eating my
Speaker 1: pussy and what happened that? I asked him? Oh, I
Speaker 1: was like, nigga, I've been running around all day. We've
Speaker 1: been working on and off. Like I can't be uh.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't eat my pussy right now. He
Speaker 1: was like, nigga, I've tasted your pussy all type of ways.
Speaker 1: I tasted your pussy after you pe. I was like,
Speaker 1: after I paid nscious, She's like what you taste? He
Speaker 1: was like, I don't care. I taste a little piece.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll say this. I'll say this men when a
Speaker 1: woman say not right now? I smell listen to yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: because I know him. I don't like what. I've been
Speaker 1: running around all day and something is like it. You
Speaker 1: know niggas that do like hood news, Yeah, why do
Speaker 1: they like rough pussy? I'm a reformed hood nigga. I'm
Speaker 1: not in a hood no more. When you worldhood nigga,
Speaker 1: did you take your pussy anyway you could? Yes, that's
Speaker 1: all men, Yes, yes, I don't know that. I think
Speaker 1: if niggas get the pussy for the first time, Yes,
Speaker 1: but definitely got some at least niggas I know. I
Speaker 1: feel like they'd be like, I don't want to know
Speaker 1: if business when you get pussy, you want a bush
Speaker 1: to be together. Like now, I'm like, it gotta be
Speaker 1: a certain way, you know what I mean. It can't
Speaker 1: just be I gotta condom. Let's go like that was
Speaker 1: a whole another lifetime. But now it's like, when we grown,
Speaker 1: we gotta you know what I mean, Maybe maybe when
Speaker 1: you grow. But niggas that wear basketball short drawers, they're
Speaker 1: not worried. They're not worried. From the club. I was
Speaker 1: out with my home girls. It's like two thirty nigger,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell y'all was I had to leave my car.
Speaker 1: I was stabbling. I was leaving a hookah lounge and
Speaker 1: I don't smoke hooka. That's how you know. I was like,
Speaker 1: he picked me up. I got that car, and he
Speaker 1: was like, did you look a mess? I said for really?
Speaker 1: He was like, and I want to out of you.
Speaker 1: I was like, no hearing now because on Nasty was like,
Speaker 1: give me that steak ass club pussy. She looked like
Speaker 1: she's about to go call him to him, I could
Speaker 1: know the sweat. I had to put my hair in
Speaker 1: a bun. I went to a gay club first, you
Speaker 1: know you dancing all night Dana, who allows you? I
Speaker 1: look like a fucking club rat and we were done.
Speaker 1: I was super embarrassed, and he told me, as long
Speaker 1: as I know you can get your pussy right, then
Speaker 1: I don't care. He's like that, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying that, yeah, because you get your moments. So the
Speaker 1: qualities that do annoy you is insecurity. I think that's
Speaker 1: a really good one. As far as calling dudes, have
Speaker 1: you ever heard I feel like in the first beginning
Speaker 1: talk stage, women don't know when to call, when to text,
Speaker 1: and they may even say pervade him to you, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hit you up because they're like
Speaker 1: trying not to. What would you suggest to women that
Speaker 1: want to say I miss you or sending that text
Speaker 1: you feel like it's too emo when you get it,
Speaker 1: like nah, like go ahead and text it to me,
Speaker 1: Like me, I don't like being on the phone, Like
Speaker 1: that's just me because it's such a millennial. Because now
Speaker 1: I got to give you my undivided like I do
Speaker 1: a lot of different things. So it's like damn, like
Speaker 1: all right, cool, we're talking, but text me and if
Speaker 1: we're talking, we could talk about whatever. Ain't no ain't
Speaker 1: no limits, like what we're talking, let's go. You missed me,
Speaker 1: tell me. I would hate for you to hold it
Speaker 1: back though, like you holding it back, it's not going
Speaker 1: to stop you for missing me. It's not even gonna
Speaker 1: stop me from know when you missed me, because I'm
Speaker 1: in tune like my like my boy was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you just be listening to these bitches, that's what they like.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hell, like, why don't men understand that? I
Speaker 1: don't understand why that's a hard contect. I don't understand
Speaker 1: why that was. We're talking of the first we want
Speaker 1: to be heard and listen to, right. I just listened
Speaker 1: to this basic I didn't want to listen to this
Speaker 1: conversation from those two bozo niggas that said black women
Speaker 1: or whatever they got to be virgin. They went um
Speaker 1: Andrew Shelt's podcast, and I really wanted to hear what
Speaker 1: Alex had to say about it. And Andrew said something
Speaker 1: to them like why do you think that listening to
Speaker 1: girls is like something that you can't like literally if
Speaker 1: you just listen, that's what they want me too. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I love? When calling Nigga about a
Speaker 1: fund up day work, I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you having today? And they sit on the phone.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, he don't give me nothing, but damn baby,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Think he's so simful. We really just want
Speaker 1: to be loved. Man about that. But you know that's
Speaker 1: when they also not listening. Like when I call my
Speaker 1: mama and she'd just be going up and I'd be like, right,
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, you're not listening. When I say right,
Speaker 1: that's when mother like what you said? That sounds like
Speaker 1: they're not listening. But I don't give a fund to say,
Speaker 1: damn babe. Like all the dude really gotta do is
Speaker 1: be like, nah, baby, but you don't understand. You know.
Speaker 1: My boys be like, yeah, I never liked that. Nigga.
Speaker 1: Just repeat one part of what she just said, give
Speaker 1: me active listener by repeating good one yes. Now, how
Speaker 1: do men feel about successful women? Do you feel like
Speaker 1: a successful woman maybe a less desirable candidate for you?
Speaker 1: And in terms of success, I want to say, speaking
Speaker 1: for you, whatever level of success you feel like you
Speaker 1: are right, not just a successful woman in any other whatever.
Speaker 1: If you may feel like that girls all step up
Speaker 1: from you, does that make you not want her? Nah?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that's gonna make me do better,
Speaker 1: Like that's gonna step my ship up, Like because if
Speaker 1: we go out, I still gotta pay for ship, and
Speaker 1: I gotta meet her at her level, Like if she
Speaker 1: only eat at um, if she only eat at certain restaurants,
Speaker 1: then it's like, all right, cool, we're still going. Then
Speaker 1: I just gotta be able to afford that, Like I
Speaker 1: gotta be able to afford her lifestyle in mind, So
Speaker 1: that ship really just makes me want to step my
Speaker 1: ship up. I think that's a good answer. And do
Speaker 1: you think that? Have you ever heard your friends say
Speaker 1: something that our opposite, not even friends, just men. Have
Speaker 1: you heard men maybe say like somebody's out of their
Speaker 1: league because of that? Yeah, I've heard I've heard dudes
Speaker 1: say that, Like, Nah, she the boss. I can't talk
Speaker 1: to him, Like, you better go get that boss, pussy.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're holding back. She probably give great,
Speaker 1: but like she knows she did charge. Yeah, like she
Speaker 1: know you broke bro Like you don't gotta do that
Speaker 1: is that's true? Yeah, Like women do know if a
Speaker 1: nigga is not there, And I feel like as long
Speaker 1: as men are comfortable in the space, then and then
Speaker 1: I don't even see. We don't give women enough credit.
Speaker 1: We don't realize one women is smarter than us and
Speaker 1: too she may funk with you just because she think
Speaker 1: you got potential. Bro she makes something mean, you don't
Speaker 1: hate women date for potential. It never ends out good.
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on potential, right, Like I think
Speaker 1: in terms of like if someone's like like broke, I
Speaker 1: guess it's the wrong word to say, but like you know,
Speaker 1: just making their way, like maybe you're just not where
Speaker 1: I'm at, but you somewhere close or like to me though, broke,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, and this is just podcast talk,
Speaker 1: what's a broke nigga? Regular nine to five nigga? Things
Speaker 1: like that? That's not broke to me. Like we had
Speaker 1: a conversation I think recently where we were talking about
Speaker 1: like ups Amazon niggas like them niggas is making a
Speaker 1: decent some ups niggas making thirty five. You can take
Speaker 1: me out, Like I'm good with that. Will you like
Speaker 1: to eat that? Seven? Seven? Quarse meal places. It's gonna
Speaker 1: take up half his check. Now you gold ups Amazon
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, if our meals gonna be one seventy five?
Speaker 1: Is that too much for we like you? You get
Speaker 1: that once a month, if that or every by monthly.
Speaker 1: You're not getting that every week. I'm just because they
Speaker 1: got to buy Jordan's right. Yeah, try check. Yo, FedEx
Speaker 1: did that to me one time. I'm still salty about that.
Speaker 1: Damn for I lose your rolling loud tickets. You asked
Speaker 1: me to get you a hook up for Yeah, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. I know when a stock xbox
Speaker 1: and I need them to change, like yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: why did you don't tape on it? You just know
Speaker 1: when it's a stock X stock that chill like nigga,
Speaker 1: clearly it choose. This chick can go missing easily. I
Speaker 1: need you to like switch up your labels. I ordered
Speaker 1: loafers from Products, and these niggas sent me a box
Speaker 1: with products. It was a white box with a product stamp.
Speaker 1: The dude handed it to me. I said, I appreciate
Speaker 1: you delivering this package and he laughed so hard. He
Speaker 1: was like, yo, I got their present. Good. Can you
Speaker 1: give me a cardboard. It all needs to be discreet,
Speaker 1: like you're sending sex toys. Just everything, make it discussed, right,
Speaker 1: sent a street box, Yeah, I used to see it infomercials, Yes, packaging,
Speaker 1: I forget what it was. And yeah, but they've they've
Speaker 1: been a long time supporter. But anyway, um, No, I
Speaker 1: appreciate that conversation about like successful woman and I think, like,
Speaker 1: you know, we just want to see a man. I
Speaker 1: think it's going somewhere, and I know, you know, before
Speaker 1: there was a lot of talk about the bestam own
Speaker 1: clip with entrepreneurship, and then when she explained her thoughts,
Speaker 1: it was more like, Oh, I just want someone that's
Speaker 1: on a grind too, or understands my late nights, Like
Speaker 1: those things make sense to me. But the older that
Speaker 1: I get, I kind of don't care because I just
Speaker 1: really appreciate stability, you know what I mean. No, you're
Speaker 1: absolutely right, like to be some own thing. I understood
Speaker 1: what she was saying because I had went through a
Speaker 1: situation similar. But I understand how everybody's not gonna take
Speaker 1: that the right way because most people do work down
Speaker 1: the five. Most people do think if you out past midnight,
Speaker 1: ain't nothing open. But the hospital and legs like stupid
Speaker 1: ship like that. So it's like, all right, I had
Speaker 1: a I had an ex girl where super Corporate America.
Speaker 1: She come home from work, eat dinner by seven o'clock,
Speaker 1: she's getting ready to go back to work. I do comment,
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian, Like I do this every night. I'm
Speaker 1: not even dressed to go to my shows at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: Like it's like and I'm not coming home until three
Speaker 1: on the early night and that's like a Wednesday Thursday,
Speaker 1: and like everybody's not gonna understand that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And but when she explained herself, it made
Speaker 1: a lot more sense. But everybody's not gonna catch it.
Speaker 1: It made a sense that she explained herself. I think
Speaker 1: it's just that the issue with the nine to five
Speaker 1: comment I think Twitter does this too, is it implies
Speaker 1: that there's not a lot of money. They're nine to five.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I was making mad Bread
Speaker 1: nine of five and now I have a nine five
Speaker 1: agin with with another gig that I've taken taken on,
Speaker 1: and like, I feel like people really discredit that. Do
Speaker 1: you know how many like benefits there are? The dating,
Speaker 1: the nigga with it nine and five. I was on
Speaker 1: a nigga's insurance okay, domestic partnership. That ship is lit.
Speaker 1: He was getting mad ship for free. We'd be gonna
Speaker 1: getuck Broadway tickets and ship listening. I never had one
Speaker 1: of them good jobs, and they're gonna be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, my man does it. He's so funny. Come
Speaker 1: to his show if we could stay awake. They what
Speaker 1: are your standards for a woman? I feel like all
Speaker 1: the time we think men just want a pretty bitch,
Speaker 1: and that may not be the case. That's big. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do got to be pretty, but that's I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like that is big. But in
Speaker 1: the same time, beauty is an eye to beholder. Like
Speaker 1: he may think that it's beautiful the way you treat him,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So it's weird, Like I
Speaker 1: see dudes out here with a lot of dudes be
Speaker 1: saying only bad bitches, and I'd be like, bro, I
Speaker 1: know your girl, I know your baby mama. Damn man,
Speaker 1: she got the raw dick too. I know how to
Speaker 1: look up the baby mamas, And I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: how do I figure out what they look like? So
Speaker 1: all the kids dark except from one. I was like,
Speaker 1: a white bitch or a light skinned beach. Let me
Speaker 1: figure it out. And then I clicked and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, okay, so you threw a Caucasian in there.
Speaker 1: You had a moment, all right, But I do want
Speaker 1: to know what the baby mamas look like. That should
Speaker 1: have bothered me. Damn what the fathers look like like.
Speaker 1: I just want to know what I rank, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, I want to know what is
Speaker 1: in this. But you know you do because see my, my, my,
Speaker 1: my man found out and realized he was part of
Speaker 1: a tried all the niggas could be brothers or cousins,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, nigga, you fit the mode.
Speaker 1: What can I say? So literally now when we're out,
Speaker 1: if a guy entered the room, he's like, you'll try right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what it's like because it's like, listen, I
Speaker 1: always say it my type of man. Just think of
Speaker 1: who Tyler Perry would cast in one of his movies.
Speaker 1: They just all be following the same type of do
Speaker 1: and pretty. I like, all I think about is the hair. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they know their hair does not look like what
Speaker 1: Tyler Perry gives just the looks. I don't get that
Speaker 1: they don't have the road gain it's none of that.
Speaker 1: And Diary of the map he had a whole lace
Speaker 1: it was. It was an eek mill. Yeah, it was awful.
Speaker 1: Oh I know exactly. Yeah, yeah, the like I see
Speaker 1: where they'll be saving money on Tyler Perry films in
Speaker 1: the hair and makeup is definitely in the hair and
Speaker 1: makeupp Not only that, they'll shoot an entire season or
Speaker 1: so an entire season will be shot in like a
Speaker 1: week or two. Like my homie work on ste they'll
Speaker 1: do the whole season in two weeks. And then the
Speaker 1: most recent movie that he dropped on Netflix was shot
Speaker 1: in two days. But that's common though. Production production Mandy Linton.
Speaker 1: Anybody watched sex Sales? This is truth the am on location,
Speaker 1: we do two scenes a day. When I was doing
Speaker 1: the opener, right, I had changed my outfit and my makeup.
Speaker 1: They wanted to do eight in one day of me
Speaker 1: like reading mind, this is all improv I have somebody
Speaker 1: helped me with punch up. But basically, like I'll run
Speaker 1: down what you're about to see. Dog my face from
Speaker 1: changing makeup so much for starting to read my makeup
Speaker 1: part is like we we have to keep the same look.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I want to look lit. I
Speaker 1: was so exaust I was missing an earring in three
Speaker 1: episodes in the beginning scene because I was just changing
Speaker 1: so much. Like that ship is hard, but companies want
Speaker 1: you to fucking push everything in so they pay one day, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the production course is crazy. That's crazy though, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: we filmed the last though. That ship took the whole summer.
Speaker 1: It was dope, But that's what Maybe they got some
Speaker 1: goddamn many final question. I feel like I didn't answer
Speaker 1: the last one with what what was the last question? Tenders?
Speaker 1: What they want? Pretty buches? You said, yell, that was it.
Speaker 1: I'm done. What does it mean when a man needs space?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like men are telling what they need
Speaker 1: space because they genuinely need space or they want you
Speaker 1: to get the funk out of their lives? Now a
Speaker 1: lot of dudes are suffering in silent Searlemagne with the
Speaker 1: mental health. It's like we we really be dying, Like
Speaker 1: we men really need to see black people. We don't
Speaker 1: take men to health serious to begain with, And a
Speaker 1: lot of dudes need that man cave. A lot of
Speaker 1: dudes just want to watch the game in peace. It
Speaker 1: be little ship, I just want to watch the game.
Speaker 1: It don't even necessarily mean be around the dudes. It
Speaker 1: may just mean I just want to be quiet for today.
Speaker 1: See that, y'all both like had I've had that conversation,
Speaker 1: and I mean, sometimes I need space. Women we need
Speaker 1: space too. So maybe women feel pushed away when men
Speaker 1: asked for and that's like, that's something that we have
Speaker 1: to work on because they're human just like we are,
Speaker 1: so we want space. I think that we should grant
Speaker 1: that to men as well. We don't need to be
Speaker 1: all up under them. Like sometimes I have a long,
Speaker 1: ast day and I'll just be like, hey, let's see
Speaker 1: each other tomorrow, Like today's just not gonna work. If
Speaker 1: Sometimes if a man says that, a woman be like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're sucking another big? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: the what the you're gonna be doing if you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be coming to see me? No, women are crazy, Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1: Brain automatically goes to other bitches. But it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I had a long day. I don't want to project
Speaker 1: this energy on you. You beautiful you got the kids
Speaker 1: seeing you at a dress. I don't want to do
Speaker 1: that to you. Yeah, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You know one of my home boys pregnant. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is not the maternity I tried to put my
Speaker 1: chips in it. Whatever. One of my homeboys lost a
Speaker 1: friend a week ago and he was like benching to
Speaker 1: me about this girl he's dating, and he was like, wheezy,
Speaker 1: this bitch really blew my phone up today after she's
Speaker 1: seen me posting and naked died and was like, where
Speaker 1: the fund you've been at? He's like, bitch, hello, like
Speaker 1: you all my ship. You're telling me you hope I
Speaker 1: feel better, and like you bull me up when you
Speaker 1: know my nigga is promise you. And I think that
Speaker 1: like we've got so much trauma that we like push
Speaker 1: onto other dudes that we can't see anything but the
Speaker 1: time that we've got cheated on and the time that
Speaker 1: you don't answer, And I wish that you know, and
Speaker 1: it's not I don't know. I think it's something that
Speaker 1: like it's gradually going to happen, but it would turn
Speaker 1: me off from someone. Well that's because women are not
Speaker 1: really out here healing like I had a chicken. I
Speaker 1: had a chick. Tell me I ain't know she was single, right,
Speaker 1: so you know, I hit up. I'm like, oh, why
Speaker 1: are you single? All right? Go on the kid. And
Speaker 1: then she was like, yeah, but not right now, I'm
Speaker 1: healing myself. I respected that because I never heard that before. Right.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I like, come more. Two weeks later,
Speaker 1: matchup majam his whole new nigga. I'm like, what fun
Speaker 1: out of the healing we pulled up? Supposed to be
Speaker 1: up now? I feel like that was just a nice
Speaker 1: way to Yeah, I like you wants huhn? She was
Speaker 1: healing with some other don't do that? What the more
Speaker 1: to me? She going to? I have not been to
Speaker 1: the municipal court and they don't know my name up here.
Speaker 1: I felt so awful. Like the address when I looked
Speaker 1: it up, it's the criminal court and I was just like,
Speaker 1: why can't it just say Queen's Court? Nope, that's criminal away.
Speaker 1: I want to ask on what she did so bad so,
Speaker 1: but I didn't really have thought nobody I was breaking
Speaker 1: up a fight. I've been in that situation before. I
Speaker 1: was like, I just witnessed the fight on did not
Speaker 1: touch nobody and they're like, well what they said? Everyone
Speaker 1: Black Latino asked, all right, I'm gonna give a quick
Speaker 1: homemail update. So we have, uh, we have a homemaale
Speaker 1: that we read on our Patreon. Your Patreon member go
Speaker 1: listen to It is the town Hall episode for January
Speaker 1: where this girl was like super jealous of Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: let me not say she was jealous. Her friends stopped
Speaker 1: talking to her because she said that her man was gay,
Speaker 1: and she said they've been friends for fifteen years, and
Speaker 1: she was really upset by the way. We read this
Speaker 1: homemaale on Patreon. I just I read in our January
Speaker 1: Patreon town So she said the girls man was had
Speaker 1: gay tendencies and it had been fifteen years. And the
Speaker 1: girl cut her off, and she was like really mean
Speaker 1: about the dude and saying like a lot of ships,
Speaker 1: like he acts like a bitch. So we were like, yo,
Speaker 1: like you talking crazy. You probably talk crazy to your
Speaker 1: own girl. We understand why she cuts you off. So
Speaker 1: she wrote us back up date I heard it. Just
Speaker 1: wanted to clarify the first sinnis bitch. I already just
Speaker 1: wanted to clarify something. She's from Barbados and she said,
Speaker 1: Beijian culture is not as progressive with the l g
Speaker 1: B t Q plus I a movement, So maybe my
Speaker 1: virgin burbage came off from how we speak in my culture,
Speaker 1: and by we, I mean my ex best friend and
Speaker 1: I as well. For most it is homophobia, but I
Speaker 1: didn't want that to be misconstrued on your show based
Speaker 1: on how comfortable, how comfortably I said what I said.
Speaker 1: Maybe I do have some deep rooted issues that I
Speaker 1: need to address. Secondly, I disagree with Mandy about me
Speaker 1: deserving to be blocked by her because fifteen years ain't
Speaker 1: fifteen days. We've slept in the same bed. We fought
Speaker 1: for each other and parties, We've waited for each other
Speaker 1: to finish fucking, and been through U T I S
Speaker 1: East infection, mommy daddy issues, mental health struggles. Were deeply
Speaker 1: invested in each other's lives, and we would share our
Speaker 1: feelings on each other's relationships all the time and a
Speaker 1: conversation was needed um her sharing about how we can
Speaker 1: talk about our significant others was never not a thing before.
Speaker 1: But I do get what Mandy is saying about having
Speaker 1: to explain ship to your friends about your man, and
Speaker 1: it gets tiring, and to be honest, the only feelings
Speaker 1: that do matter are yours and his. I say that
Speaker 1: to say I appreciate the comments for real, and I
Speaker 1: low key don't disagree with either of your views. I
Speaker 1: was just hurt and still am. Also for Mandy, I
Speaker 1: love the fact that I got to hear true feelings
Speaker 1: about your relationships. I get that friends, UM and being
Speaker 1: in the public make it hard for you. Take a
Speaker 1: look at Tobey and new Way and fat new Way relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, do you, and
Speaker 1: see how dope they are and how their relationship came
Speaker 1: to be. Your dynamic isn't for other people. And as
Speaker 1: a real fan, I respect the choice to keep your
Speaker 1: life that way. And part of part parts from partly
Speaker 1: away from the podcast audience. We don't deserve to be
Speaker 1: able to comment on your love for this person and
Speaker 1: what you decide to share. UM, we should. You should
Speaker 1: be mindful and how far you let us in going
Speaker 1: to catch up on your other is still buy for Wheezy,
Speaker 1: don't be moaning like that another people year. UM, I
Speaker 1: feel like here's here's just a quick response to that. UM,
Speaker 1: thank you for writing in. I do feel like, um
Speaker 1: what she said in terms of why the friendship, you know, why,
Speaker 1: why she shouldn't be blocked. I do believe that friendships
Speaker 1: do come in seasons and waves. Not everyone's made to
Speaker 1: stay with you for life. It doesn't matter how much
Speaker 1: you guys have been through. And this person clearly was
Speaker 1: hurt by you. And maybe maybe she's grown past whatever homophobia.
Speaker 1: You still feel like you have to get past um
Speaker 1: due to whatever is deep rooted in you based on
Speaker 1: your upbringing. Um, but her man. But that's only if
Speaker 1: her man is gay. But but but that's what I'm
Speaker 1: ain't the fact that she also like was appreciative of
Speaker 1: me saying that I appreciate people saying out of my relationship,
Speaker 1: I agree the same to her friend. I think that
Speaker 1: that's probably what hit her the most and why she
Speaker 1: was able to write like that email. WELLI the email
Speaker 1: is so intense and if y'all again, it's on the
Speaker 1: town Hall episode for January, she was like, he'd be
Speaker 1: acting like a bitch, posted like a bitch and her
Speaker 1: naked game she wanted to give Mary so bad that
Speaker 1: was mad. She said it was mad invested in her
Speaker 1: friend's relationship. Claims that was her best friend and they've
Speaker 1: had all this time, and I think so her homegirl
Speaker 1: blocked her and she was really you know her, and
Speaker 1: I'm knock on front. I do think you might have
Speaker 1: had that energy with your home girl. She was probably like, damn, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm happy and married and you got to bring this
Speaker 1: sh onto me and I'm happy. But also that started
Speaker 1: with almost her making an excuse for herself why she
Speaker 1: has homophobia in her and it's just very homophobic period. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're projecting and probably it's respecting my partner, my husband. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't care if you're a friend or
Speaker 1: a family member. I'm not going to accept that, and
Speaker 1: he probably doesn't want to accept that in order for
Speaker 1: me to maintain my happiness, which if you're a friend
Speaker 1: and you do care about me, my happiness should come first,
Speaker 1: not your homophobic opinions on my man, who clearly is
Speaker 1: not gay because he's with me a woman. However, may
Speaker 1: he be on the Kinzie scale. Sure you listen to
Speaker 1: this pot though, bro Let her accept whoever her man
Speaker 1: is sexually. That's her business, not your exactly, like she
Speaker 1: gotta make sure her home is happy. Yes, first period,
Speaker 1: just founded single and no, I mean a friend Martha,
Speaker 1: she definitely single and single. Oh hate you bad? You
Speaker 1: ain't got yall girl, can up what that's right? That
Speaker 1: was up? I'm sorry, but you just made it worse.
Speaker 1: I love it because no good now here you're gonna
Speaker 1: fully hate me up. But but but what if he
Speaker 1: is a little gay or whatever, how she knows her
Speaker 1: friend don't like that talking about how he used to
Speaker 1: be fat. Now you got titties. The fact that she
Speaker 1: even said, my friend is also from Barbados, okay, And
Speaker 1: maybe she grew past it, maybe like the man on
Speaker 1: the you know, on the middle of the Kensey scale.
Speaker 1: Maybe she paid her nigga and maybe he's like a
Speaker 1: little more you know, And you don't know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know, okay. I think sometimes when it's a random
Speaker 1: pegg niggas somebody you wanted to talk about it so
Speaker 1: bad with just that's what he's saying. You're the one
Speaker 1: sitting next to the banana and you put that there,
Speaker 1: and I'm a guess thinking, no, I'm not. No, my
Speaker 1: cakes ain't on the lawn. I'm chilling. He said you
Speaker 1: were single to day, but I ain't. That only I
Speaker 1: don't want no pipe in me. No, you got a
Speaker 1: pipe that's really aggressive. It's just you know, okay, right.
Speaker 1: I was listening to the last so last night and
Speaker 1: she was like, nah, how was I had to get
Speaker 1: the hornets? Something like, oh my god, she got equipment
Speaker 1: to go with? There is equipments picked out the little
Speaker 1: dick I wanted to with the big up like she's
Speaker 1: multiple dick. I LOVEBC dick. Yeah, I hitting it right
Speaker 1: with this dick. Get the other dick hole, let me
Speaker 1: get a brief did you know? But you know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: When I started like having sex women, I didn't realize
Speaker 1: you need the harness either. Like I kind of just
Speaker 1: thought it was like a piece of underwear that you
Speaker 1: pull up. No, the whole harness. Why are you laughing
Speaker 1: with your guess? You know? Body? Come dick? And how
Speaker 1: many other words? Can we come here? I'm going Dave's
Speaker 1: Mike real quick. When you have sex? Can we leave
Speaker 1: this in here? You'll me tell me? Can't we? She's
Speaker 1: turning red? Do you do you ever purchase straps or harnesses? Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you to get ever? You just top her bottom?
Speaker 1: Um bottom? You're the bottom. So do you choose your
Speaker 1: own strap. She's the bottom together. Yeah, she's the bottom.
Speaker 1: Your dude picked the one he wanted. Oh you go together,
Speaker 1: you prefer to pick your own. Um, I feel like
Speaker 1: we we gotta pick like I did it together. Like
Speaker 1: I can't just be like I want that one, Like
Speaker 1: I think you gotta work for both of us. Oh,
Speaker 1: you like doing it together. It's a bonding thing. I
Speaker 1: love it. That's how I went, Like I went with
Speaker 1: him to the sex store both times. So I never
Speaker 1: did that with my ex girlfriend. I feel like she
Speaker 1: would just be like, okay, go get us some ship.
Speaker 1: What she was more shy than me. I think she
Speaker 1: would like the nasty ship, but like she never really
Speaker 1: went with me. I just come home and be like,
Speaker 1: here's what I got it into our relationship. I started
Speaker 1: doing a horrible decision. I love. I got so much
Speaker 1: ship still in the package. It's like, I mean, like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's try this one today. We gotta undo it from
Speaker 1: the package. It's like a lot. Why no one even
Speaker 1: sent us a strap yet the strap name makes straps
Speaker 1: that strap. I mean we did get a scrap, not
Speaker 1: the harness we got strapped from King Noir. You just
Speaker 1: said it was too big, Mandy, that is not I
Speaker 1: use it almost weekly. I love it. It's huge, it's
Speaker 1: your pussy far after Yeah, because there will be air
Speaker 1: going into it. I quep like a bit when I
Speaker 1: wasn't saying that's be funny because like it's such a
Speaker 1: big dick, not trying to make you feel it's I
Speaker 1: think when you pull it out, there's air whole pussy.
Speaker 1: Just be like, yeah, by the way, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a balloon when you take the air out of it.
Speaker 1: You know how weird it feels too. I mean, if
Speaker 1: you just let him know that came out my pussy.
Speaker 1: But like, because there's women who think that turns us off, Nah,
Speaker 1: like that, that's that turned me on. Like I keep
Speaker 1: going off like that, and y'all can tell when it
Speaker 1: comes out the pussy, and they can tell we're trying
Speaker 1: to keep making it. Do that why this is opening
Speaker 1: up niggas, that's weird. A lot of dudes feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm making that pussy talk, bro, it's just a little
Speaker 1: bit of air in there. Bro you that that also,
Speaker 1: by the way, is kind of why I want to
Speaker 1: be gay again. I feel like niggas loved bragging about
Speaker 1: what they did to a pussy, And when I meant
Speaker 1: lesbians when I was sucking, I was never like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I made our content, Like why do niggas need it
Speaker 1: so badly? The niggas will do that belong like the
Speaker 1: niggas who say that because niggas good and things don't
Speaker 1: talk at all. Women could see. Women can see through
Speaker 1: all of that ship. Women could see through all of that, Like,
Speaker 1: now he's talking too much. I can tell by the
Speaker 1: way he's staying there and he's not doing none of this. No,
Speaker 1: we can't. So I learned that in college. This dude
Speaker 1: he used to come to basketball practice every day and
Speaker 1: tell us how he fucked the dog shit out of
Speaker 1: his girl. And we knew his girl. She was bad
Speaker 1: Colombian chick, and we're like, bro, that's my wild uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: like we know her, that's the disrespectful conduct. And then
Speaker 1: she stopped sucking us. She was like, you stick, don't
Speaker 1: get hard like that, like I don't know what he's
Speaker 1: telling you. And then she stopped sucking us, just like, bro,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop. Bro, you you making yourself look terrible. Outhead.
Speaker 1: You can't talk about don't hype your dick too much. No.
Speaker 1: I think that's if your girl is gonna go and
Speaker 1: funk all the guys that you told. Because I can't
Speaker 1: wait to Pello talk with a Nick. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: let me say you by him. She just wants to
Speaker 1: be loved you, sig. I love Hello talking. I was watching. Huh,
Speaker 1: never mind what you said with a gun? No, Hello,
Speaker 1: I love Hello talking? How does that keep? How do
Speaker 1: I keep saying that every episode? You say that word
Speaker 1: is wrong Hello? You say it with a sense of
Speaker 1: bliss in your That's like you can't wait, like you
Speaker 1: about to leave you and go do that ship I
Speaker 1: want to. I'm about to talk to me, like, tell
Speaker 1: me why this nigga said you want me? I'm a
Speaker 1: caking asshole, all right? Now? Tell people where to find
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Speaker 1: Also boise Idaho, I'll be there in March since March. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got there. They sent the bag, they sent that deposit.
Speaker 1: Got to go get the rest, boise I eat the whole.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out there March ten from sure, only
Speaker 1: five people from Boise listening, but all right, Oh it's
Speaker 1: so good. It's so good. Last time I was out
Speaker 1: there that it was packed. Oh weekend March tense. It
Speaker 1: was Nigga's out there, but you know it was it was.
Speaker 1: It was more Niggers than I expected. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like Farmers but it's still back to and Boise
Speaker 1: is dope. But the other cities, I don't know. March
Speaker 1: sent through the third team Boise, Idaho, I mean Chicago
Speaker 1: the last weekend in April as well. Then we have
Speaker 1: a lot of Chicago listeners. Yeah, come on out. I'm
Speaker 1: at the Comedy Shrine. Welly Jackson dot com. Get your tickets, um,
Speaker 1: Welly's World podcast, tune in, you know, so we we
Speaker 1: shoot that ship. What did y'all come out? Come out Tuesdays?
Speaker 1: That's right, they do shoot at at WTF Media Studios.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you all for getting the multi angle cam.
Speaker 1: People shoot this studio with one angle, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Shout out to my dog handa burner.
Speaker 1: By the way, who's rich be selling out fucking stadiums
Speaker 1: not stadium, sorry, theaters and fucking does all these Bravo shows.
Speaker 1: We can't walk down the street without people knowing her
Speaker 1: and be like, bitch, why do you keep shooting your
Speaker 1: ship and it don't move around? I need to see
Speaker 1: the camera bounce back and forth. Yeah, I mean, Michael Rapparee.
Speaker 1: It should be looking wild, regular Mike. Get the angles man,
Speaker 1: the fun the angles like what the next extra, Brad,
Speaker 1: and make your ship look like it's legs. It's not
Speaker 1: a lot of studios that have that capability. Now that
Speaker 1: we have that technology, use it and you and you've
Speaker 1: got to slot and enjoy. That ship is dope. That's
Speaker 1: that makes its cinematic. Yeah, that ship trying to get
Speaker 1: a free clip or something. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I got a whole another pot. I'm about to start
Speaker 1: in the other room. She's gonna be dope. I said
Speaker 1: it because I got some plans for the cameras with it.
Speaker 1: We got a green screen. Now you could be in
Speaker 1: power because y'all know I've been to France, so I
Speaker 1: was gonna ask you where you came from. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wasn't she even talking about for last too much?
Speaker 1: Maybe don't be mad because you gonna eat French fries anyway, Bitch,
Speaker 1: I've been to France. Huh exactly we did you have?
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Speaker 1: guys to the clip. Well, he thank you for joining us,
Speaker 1: and this has been yet another episode of poor decisions
Speaker 1: by guys. And that motherfucker did not get a funk.
Speaker 1: He said you shouldn't have let me fuck you for free.
Speaker 1: By that is bro. That line is what I was
Speaker 1: waiting for you to read like. It's so weird because,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we've talked a lot to sex workers.
Speaker 1: You and I have had sugar daddies. You already know
Speaker 1: some of them, niggas. Listen, I wasn't even seeing you
Speaker 1: without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not seriously like. And
Speaker 1: so the fact that she was trying to exhort him
Speaker 1: for money after she already gave up the pussy, it's
Speaker 1: just like, then, here's the more of the ship. He goes,
Speaker 1: motherfucker's leaking ship from a year ago because I haven't
Speaker 1: had a haircut over a year. You know a lot
Speaker 1: of rappers and people do that before they're like they
Speaker 1: got an album or a big day or whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't care about bitches leaking old news. You're part of
Speaker 1: my collection. Next pair of tits and Assideby is gonna
Speaker 1: come with a refund if we break break up that contract.
Speaker 1: That bitch I build you up to sit on another nigger.
Speaker 1: Shehelf bitcher By trophy. He returned to Twitter for the
Speaker 1: first time since February when she did that ship. He
Speaker 1: hadn't been on higher time. I'm glad. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: he took a break. Um, I'm glad that he took
Speaker 1: a break from social media because he was doing just
Speaker 1: a lot of like like flushing hundred dollar bills down
Speaker 1: the toilet and stuff like that, and he was losing.
Speaker 1: So he was talking a lot of ships online and
Speaker 1: not winning fights. So that was great, but also especially
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't have one at the best line and honestly, like,
Speaker 1: who was it? Was it? Alex Oh? When my page
Speaker 1: got deleted, Remember my page kept to getting the It
Speaker 1: actually happened during the town hall the first time my
Speaker 1: page got to lead it. Instagram keeps deleting me, right,
Speaker 1: it hasn't happened in a wild thank god. So basically
Speaker 1: I kept getting to leading on Instagram, and the day
Speaker 1: that it happened, I was also locked out of an
Speaker 1: email account, and I say, oh, Lord, didn't got my news.
Speaker 1: So for some reasons, no, I just figured they would
Speaker 1: do the password thing. It wasn't my email, it was.
Speaker 1: I thought they would get the passwords and find it.
Speaker 1: So for some reason, I called Andrew because I thought
Speaker 1: he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I should help me, and he was like, whoa, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said,
Speaker 1: where are you checking? Ready? He goes, because you probably
Speaker 1: if it's not on there, you're good. He's like, but
Speaker 1: one is getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do
Speaker 1: you think anything's bad? And I was like, do I
Speaker 1: think anything is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out,
Speaker 1: and he's like, why do you even care? Like this
Speaker 1: isn't even a bad look for like what you do
Speaker 1: for a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is.
Speaker 1: I was about to say when my nude went all
Speaker 1: over the reddit. There it was a good one that
Speaker 1: you had, what if mine isn't good? Well, it was
Speaker 1: also weird because it was from when I was eighteen
Speaker 1: years old, so it was just it's clearly old. Yours
Speaker 1: is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The fact
Speaker 1: that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I was
Speaker 1: eighteen living in Atlanta before my titties even started dropping, Like,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. You're just lucky. It
Speaker 1: was good because it could be bad. We are good.
Speaker 1: I don't send out bad one, so I don't have
Speaker 1: bad ones, but I have in my phone, like I'll
Speaker 1: go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh, I don't
Speaker 1: send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've got ones
Speaker 1: that may be like that that didn't get sent out
Speaker 1: and if they had the eye cloud, let me go
Speaker 1: through that. Actually, the day like bro, speaking of that ship,
Speaker 1: I was talking to a whole girl of mine who
Speaker 1: like made like sex tapes with like a guy she's
Speaker 1: been dating for a while who's famous, and she was like, yo,
Speaker 1: he wants us to videotape them on like he doesn't
Speaker 1: care about her, He doesn't think that she will expose
Speaker 1: him because they've been in a relationship for a minute.
Speaker 1: But he's just worried they'll get hacked. So she said
Speaker 1: they fucking went too best Buy and they kept telling
Speaker 1: the girl night vision night vision, and she was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I see what y'are saying. So then's just that the
Speaker 1: girl was trying to help her, like to like tell
Speaker 1: her how to basically like make the sex tape. And
Speaker 1: she said that there's so many of them that require
Speaker 1: USB or SD cards that they had to get such
Speaker 1: an old one to actually get tape footage. I was
Speaker 1: about to say, like, and then even if you get
Speaker 1: it on a tape, how do you play it? Like,
Speaker 1: there's not even DVD players. DVD players were after people.
Speaker 1: So but but that's still connect it to the internet.
Speaker 1: I still think there's a cloud for PlayStations and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there there's PlayStations. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: so this is what they came up with. Um it
Speaker 1: wasn't Christmas. I'm sorry they did it for like one
Speaker 1: of their birthdays. So he plays ball, and um, he's
Speaker 1: like all around the country, right, but he is someone
Speaker 1: who's like no, and so I get why he's scared.
Speaker 1: But sometimes I feel like, did they really be in
Speaker 1: their head too much about getting exposed? Like are they
Speaker 1: think is paranoid? I mean, it's not even that to
Speaker 1: be a probably well not only extortion um like I
Speaker 1: don't know, niggas will claim they lose millions, like when
Speaker 1: I was a blogger, I did a story and posted