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Speaker 1: You found us on podcasts. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Somebody over slept today and almost missed the show.

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Speaker 4: Irresponsible, Brook, I would never be late.

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Speaker 3: Let's not reveal who it is. I'm sorry. I tried

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Speaker 3: calling them, went straight to voicemail, texting them no response.

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Speaker 1: My phone died.

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Speaker 2: It was all one of those like pad chargers, and

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Speaker 2: like sometimes it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: We had to reach out to this person's significant other,

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Speaker 3: which is extremely embarrassing. Let me just read you the

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Speaker 3: significant other's response after we text quote, uh oh, next one,

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Speaker 3: I'm out of town.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: These are just one offs. By the way, he keeps responding,

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Speaker 3: texting neighbors to see oh my god, yikes, texting her

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Speaker 3: dad and mom o neighbors approaching house, her phone died,

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Speaker 3: leaving house now and freaked out. Brook, What do you

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Speaker 3: have to say for yourself? Is it going to be

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Speaker 3: lunch for the whole courage today or what my phone died.

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Speaker 2: It was on the charger, like if pat charger and

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Speaker 2: it just died and one right, and that's the only

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Speaker 1: And so I woke up to my dog barking, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you barking?

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Speaker 6: Go to bed?

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Speaker 2: And then I saw the light on because my dad's

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Speaker 2: at my house helping me with the kids in the morning,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, Dad.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Why are you dressed? He's like, it's late.

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Speaker 3: It's a little bit too intricate for me. Think there's

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Speaker 3: so many other stories. Husband's out of town for the trip,

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Speaker 3: leaving Mama in her big house alle I have.

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Speaker 6: My dad there and my two children that sleep in.

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Speaker 3: My bed there. Meanwhile, Roy the traveling salesman just happens

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Speaker 3: to catch the last greyhound across the bridge, just in

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Speaker 3: time for some dangerous forbidden the.

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Speaker 6: Bridge is take a full gray?

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Speaker 3: What really happened that night? Text into seven eight five

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Speaker 3: nine two? Just slept in late? Or Mama's feeling more

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Speaker 3: than gray? You are glowing today, Brook, which is interesting.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, I got a haircut.

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Speaker 3: Let's move on to the shack collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: We're just gonna send it over to digital Jake to

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Speaker 3: tell us what we're gonna do. Jake, how we doing?

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Speaker 7: Who would you say is the messiest person in this room?

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Speaker 7: Because you're all messy in different ways. You know, there's

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Speaker 7: Brooks purse, Jose's DMS. Yeah, the backseat of Alexis ubers O.

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Speaker 3: God smell bad. But it's not all bad.

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Speaker 7: In fact, your legendary sloppiness makes you the perfect group

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Speaker 7: to answer today's shot collar question. Hey, look at us,

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Speaker 7: really where A new survey asked a thousand people, what's

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Speaker 7: the messiest thing to clean up after the Christmas holiday?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 7: God, I have the top four most common responses, and

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Speaker 7: let's figure them out together in an extra sloppy edition

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Speaker 7: of Unglued Family Few. We'll start, as always with the

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Speaker 7: man who can shotgun a full carton of eggnog and

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Speaker 3: Oh, you got to open the throat, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: What are the messiest things to clean up after the

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Speaker 7: Christmas holiday?

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Speaker 5: Mmm?

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Speaker 3: Okay, after the holidays are over. Something that gets pretty

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Speaker 3: messy for me, and it's mostly because Jose has bought

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Speaker 3: me so many ugly Christmas sweaters and my closet trying

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Speaker 3: ultimately it just all ends up on the floor or

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Speaker 1: Not a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with what is a messy closet for

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Speaker 3: four hundred? Jack, your messy closet is not. That's a good.

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Speaker 9: Answer, though, because you have Christmas season all the time, right,

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Speaker 7: Go over to one star writer Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hey, it's like two.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's messy.

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Speaker 6: But the other day I was helping my mom put

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Speaker 10: And as I was taking the ornaments off, I was like,

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Speaker 1: So much work. Taking down the tree is total page.

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Speaker 1: I guess you have to go to the whole tree too,

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Speaker 1: and oh my god, it's dry and all the needles

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Speaker 1: are falling off as you're pulling. Oh, you're right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not helping with that, so taking down your tree, Jake.

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Speaker 3: Your tree is number two of Yes, a Lexus is safe.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over to Jose.

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Speaker 4: First thing that actually came to mind was melted candle

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Speaker 4: wax at your co host Ye spilled all over. But

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Speaker 4: I don't think that's a problem most people have. That's

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Speaker 9: So my next thing would be, like the actual Christmas lights.

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Speaker 9: Oh God, because you try to organize it every year,

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna coil it.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna make sure that I have this label by

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Speaker 4: the time.

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Speaker 2: The holidays have hit, and then you're at the end

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Speaker 3: Then you're throwing a ball, and then the next year

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Speaker 3: you hate yourself.

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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna say, Christmas lights.

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Speaker 7: Jake, Christmas lights or decorations. That's number four. You're saying,

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Speaker 7: I have two more answers left brook the messiest things

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Speaker 1: I have a lot on my mind right now.

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Speaker 2: My first thought is, honestly, dishes, just because they pile

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Speaker 2: up all day. Nobody wants to do them during the day,

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Speaker 2: We'll deal with them later, and then you have a

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Speaker 3: Or probably you're gonna go with messy holiday party hookups

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Speaker 3: for sure. That's a situation that's tough to clean clean

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Speaker 3: the evidence witnesses.

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Speaker 1: Man, you already said decorations. I was also thinking wrapping paper.

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Speaker 1: But do you know what sucks is all the packaging

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Speaker 1: that the toys come in, like all the things you

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Speaker 3: You just have the maids clean that up for you, though, right, wish.

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Speaker 1: I wish. I'm gonna go with packaging. Yeah, package, the

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Speaker 3: Toy packaging is not on the list of Okay, well

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Speaker 3: then I'm gonna steal Brooks first guests in the dirty dishes.

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Speaker 3: That's not bad.

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Speaker 4: There's so many family meals.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, and nobody wants to clean up after anything.

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Speaker 3: You're so tired from eating. Yeah, that was actually a

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Speaker 3: problem a Thanksgiving with my family. So I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: with dirty dishes, dirty dishes or the kitchen. That's number

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Speaker 3: one on my number.

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Speaker 1: Added I shouldn't have gone against myself.

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Speaker 3: The top four.

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Speaker 7: Number one was kitchen that Jeffrey said, number two, Alexis

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Speaker 7: said tree number three, it was said wrapping paper was

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Speaker 7: number three, and number four. It was decorations.

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Speaker 3: Dang it, d okay, Well, Brooke is going to be

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Speaker 3: taking the shock today, and it's well deserved for many reasons.

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Speaker 3: Somebody wants to hear you sing. You're a mean one,

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Speaker 3: mister grinch, good one. You know this one by heart.

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Speaker 1: I mean one.

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Speaker 3: You really all.

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Speaker 6: You're as cuddly as a cactus.

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Speaker 1: You're as charming as a new mister Green.

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Speaker 3: It's your shot collar question of the.

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Speaker 5: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Everyone hold on you your shorts. The studio door shut,

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Speaker 3: because once I read this press release out loud, Brook's

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Speaker 3: gonna run so fast her computer. You're gonna see skid

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Speaker 3: marks on the carpet, different from the skid mark Jose

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Speaker 3: left there a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want you to go there.

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Speaker 3: I say that because going on sale today for a

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Speaker 3: limited time will be a brand new product called Oreo

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Speaker 3: Flavored Wine.

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Speaker 9: Light.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Noisco teamed up with budget wine maker Barefoot Wines.

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Speaker 3: They're below the bottom shelf at the grocery stress.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I drink box wine and even I have my.

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Speaker 3: They created a red wine with notes of cookies and

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Speaker 3: cream and chocolate. No, but how many of those do

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Speaker 3: you think you could put down in one night.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go none. Now if I went back to

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Speaker 1: when I was in my college dorm days, you don't know.

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Speaker 3: Let's just say that your book club is over there.

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Speaker 3: They how many cases of cheap cookie wine do you

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Speaker 3: think that you could consume together?

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Speaker 1: Just sugar wine.

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Speaker 3: For twenty five bucks. For twenty five bucks, you can

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Speaker 3: get two bottles of Areo wine shippedy.

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Speaker 5: It was cheap.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty cheap.

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Speaker 1: No, two buck chuck is cheap. Okay, twelve fifty.

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Speaker 3: But again, this is a limited edition thing for a reason.

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Speaker 3: We're not sure what time they go on sale today,

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Speaker 3: but it could be a really great Christmas gift to

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Speaker 3: the underage child in your family who loves cookies. It's

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Speaker 1: It's one way to get them to sleep on Christmas.

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Speaker 3: We got Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio

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Speaker 3: segment that just launched a brand new matchmaking app. But

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Speaker 3: it doesn't help you find local people to date. It

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Speaker 3: helps you find nearby people that you can hate. Oh me, David,

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Speaker 3: he enjoys cutting people in line and reading your text

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Speaker 3: messages over your shoulder. Damn David. He's on Loather. You

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Speaker 3: can sign up with Laser Stories, the segment where we

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Speaker 3: read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone

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Speaker 3: else does, except we have a laser and those other

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Speaker 3: of Sweet Home, Alabama. Yat, there's a forty eight year

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Speaker 3: old man named Johnny Wayne Griffiths who makes illegal moonshine

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Speaker 3: for a living.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he's named JOHNA Wayne. He's got

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Speaker 1: the perfect name for it.

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Speaker 3: A couple of years ago, he took second place on

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Speaker 3: a Discovery Channel competition called Moonshiners Master Distillers.

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Speaker 2: If you're making illegal moonshine, is your best idea to

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Speaker 2: go on a national syndicated show.

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Speaker 3: That was part of it, Brooklyn to be Like.

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Speaker 4: And now we're in the woods of western Kentucky.

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Speaker 3: And now Johnny's on a new show called Alabama Shine.

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Speaker 3: But he may have flown a little too close to

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Speaker 3: the sun this time because he just got arrested for

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Speaker 3: making moonshine.

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Speaker 1: And then you're on Cops right.

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Speaker 1: So also is getting in contact of Hollywood producers.

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Speaker 3: And cops in Alabama decided to go to his house

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Speaker 3: you'll never guess what they found. They found Johnny right

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like she did. But ultimately Jamie got the

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Speaker 1: Peace, the opposite where Jamie lives.

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Speaker 3: Some people say money is the secret to happiness, and

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Speaker 3: A recent study found the true secret to happiness might

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Speaker 3: be expressing gratitude. Duh, that's right. Now. Only thirty three

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Speaker 2: It doesn't count if you just send someone a cute

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Speaker 3: Also does it count if the meal your coworker bought

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Speaker 3: Those are different things. They also say random acts of

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Speaker 1: So much more of that.

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Speaker 3: That's a great idea, Brooke. Would any of you like

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Speaker 1: Are you expressing gratitude for yourself right now?

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Speaker 3: The thing is, we all express our appreciation in different ways,

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Speaker 3: Like some of us buy each other's love and others,

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Speaker 1: Fee appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: We do, thank you, turtle for all you do. That's

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Speaker 3: laser stories. We'll do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 5: Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: What's the most romantic thing you could say on a

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Speaker 3: stranger's voicemail?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: What a strangers?

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Speaker 3: Honestly, we weren't sure, so we asked chat gpt to

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Speaker 11: We go to the future love of my life. As

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Speaker 11: I listened to the sound of your voice in this voicemail,

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Speaker 11: my heart feels with an overwhelming sense of love and

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Speaker 11: longing for you. Every moment spent watching you from my

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Speaker 11: as I dig through your trash bin. Will you be mine?

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Speaker 11: Love Jose Bosh.

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Speaker 2: That was actually as wow, Yeah, that makes sense, sounds

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Speaker 1: Not the Internet?

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Speaker 3: That is gonna be hard to beat. Honestly, I go

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Speaker 5: You know what.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have more romantic messages just like that, probably

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's a

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Speaker 5: Loser line? Good by, just call me.

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Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the US line before. It

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Speaker 3: on you. Hey, brutal laden, Oh my gosh, you know

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Speaker 3: I'm a thrice divorced middle school teacher.

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Speaker 1: It's not shocking, it's true.

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Speaker 3: Right now, my class is learning about important dates in history.

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Speaker 3: You want to be one of them. Okay, whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: don't tell him the nineteen seventies called and they want

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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey, Matthew, you.

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Speaker 13: Know I want to follow up because I know you

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Speaker 1: It could be it could be a hiking trail.

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Speaker 13: Something about a hiking trail my homeplate or across from

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Speaker 13: That doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: But eat away.

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Speaker 13: I'm going to be there. I'm wearing jeans, shorts and

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Speaker 13: I don't know. I'm just going to look for your

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Speaker 5: I'll just keep looking. Okay.

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Speaker 3: That's the voicemail of a woman who met twelve different

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Speaker 3: dudes last night at a bar. I can't remember which

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Speaker 1: No, at least you know he won't be she won't

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Speaker 1: be stocking him. She can't find him.

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Speaker 3: I have a feeling she doesn't even know what city

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Speaker 1: She knows who he is.

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Speaker 3: You're the electrician right something with electricity?

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Speaker 12: Next messod Chris the what's going on?

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Speaker 8: His name?

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Speaker 14: And I know we talked a little bit about getting together,

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Speaker 14: especially this weekend. Me and my buddy's throwing our MMA

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Speaker 14: sign with you. I don't know, take your shirt off,

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Speaker 14: painter chess, whatever you want to do, but it'll definitely

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Speaker 14: I mean, I can show him how to kick. I

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Speaker 14: That's too crazy, but let me know what you want

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Speaker 14: to do. Take care bye.

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like Alexis would actually sign her

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Either, But did you think about the shirtless thing before

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Speaker 3: There live in the crowd of like, no, you know,

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Speaker 3: Alexis is still doing it. Remember, you can follow us

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Speaker 3: on our TikTok if you don't already at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: That's where we put up the special loser line of

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Speaker 1: Don't say you don't know, just say it is official.

446
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Speaker 1: That's how you make things officially. You won't say it.

447
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 3: You can hear voicemails that we play on there, like

448
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 3: this one next mess Hey.

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Speaker 15: Peter, what's up? It's I wanted to call because this

450
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 15: is so embarrassing, but I want to do the responsible thing.

451
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 15: Because I know we kissed the other night at the club,

452
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Speaker 15: and I'm sorry, if I'm being fully honest, I don't

453
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Speaker 15: I don't really want to go out with you, like

454
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 15: you're not really my type. But I wanted to let

455
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Speaker 15: you know that before we kissed, I kissed a dog

456
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Speaker 15: earlier in the day. Don't worry. I didn't use like

457
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Speaker 15: a tongue or anything.

458
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Speaker 10: But I do have a wart on my lip now.

459
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Speaker 8: And I don't know if it's like you or the dog,

460
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 8: but I.

461
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 15: Did sell myself this year that I'm maybe responsible. So

462
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Speaker 15: I just wanted to let you know that that's the situation.

463
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 15: So yeah, okay, well my conscience is cleared. I feel

464
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Speaker 15: like I did the right thing. So you know, good luck,

465
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 15: and I hope it's nothing.

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Speaker 1: Bye, good luck, help your wart free.

467
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Speaker 4: Use it as a positive where it's like, hey, don't worry,

468
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 4: these are dog warps.

469
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Speaker 3: I would like to take a second. Can we applaud

470
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 3: people for being responsible in a world? You know what,

471
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 3: that's a hard call of me. I made out with

472
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Speaker 3: the Topers Spaniel, and you might have something that makes

473
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Speaker 3: confidence to make that call.

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Speaker 14: It does, Samantha, what's up?

475
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Speaker 11: It's tough.

476
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 7: I keep hearing that you're crazy, but he comes super

477
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 7: into it, like you.

478
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 8: Are covered from tattoos from head to tell I honestly,

479
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 8: you could be black, you could be Persian, you could

480
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 8: be white.

481
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 10: I have no idea, and like that's so sexy. I

482
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 10: feel like that's like the progressive is like who even

483
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 10: knows what.

484
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 8: You really look like?

485
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 4: People say that, like your ex boyfriend got out of prison,

486
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 4: like you've got a restraining order, and like, honestly, danger

487
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 4: is kind of my middle name.

488
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 8: So like I get off on that.

489
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 3: Like so yeah, like if you're down, then I'm super down.

490
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 8: We should go out and get dinner or you know,

491
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 8: we should just like dope somewhere cool.

492
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Speaker 5: You know.

493
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 2: I feel like none of those things are actually true.

494
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 2: She just kept trying to tell him something that we

495
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 2: make him leave her.

496
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: That's a felon. I have chlamydia.

497
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: Like I don't recognize that guy's boys. But if he

498
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:11,199
Speaker 3: hasn't been cast on a reality TV that's the biggest

499
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: crime since crocs came back in this time season a

500
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: Florama shore. You can listen. You can listen to the

501
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 3: Loser Line regularly at this time or on any of

502
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 3: our affiliates across the country plus on our YouTube insta

503
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Speaker 3: in our TikTok at broken Jeffrey, we got your phone

504
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 3: tap coming up.

505
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 5: Right after this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

506
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 3: Today, we call a young lady who's very excited to

507
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 3: start her new job next week. According to her roommate,

508
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,959
Speaker 3: this is her first real professional job, and she has

509
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 3: no idea what to expect. Luckily, we love crushing young

510
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 3: people's hopes and dreams here on this show, at least

511
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 3: for a few minutes before we tell her that it's

512
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 3: a joke, but you can definitely hear it in her voice.

513
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 3: She one hundred percent thinks this is really gonna be

514
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: her future. You got to hear it in your phone

515
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 3: tap right now. Hello.

516
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 1: Hi, this is Lynn Guenee. I work with Pressure. I'm

517
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: looking for Hazel bon.

518
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 13: Oh.

519
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 12: Hi, this is Hazel.

520
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 5: Hi.

521
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 2: Hazel, you're the new hire for the marketing division, right, Yes,

522
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: I am.

523
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,959
Speaker 1: That is great.

524
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 2: I just wanted to introduce myself because I will be

525
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: your direct supervisor, and I thought we could just go

526
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 2: over a few ground rules of what to expect.

527
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 12: Yeah sounds great. Yeah, hold on a second, I just

528
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 12: wanted to make sure i'm in augh.

529
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: You may want to get a pen and paper and

530
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: write a couple things down.

531
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Speaker 12: Okay, sounds good.

532
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 14: Yeah.

533
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: So I'm just letting you know right off the bat,

534
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 2: you will cry working here. What do you mean, Oh,

535
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 2: you'll cry when you work at this company?

536
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: Like tears?

537
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 8: You know.

538
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 12: You're kidding though, right, I mean no.

539
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding at all. Have you cried at other jobs?

540
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 12: I don't, I mean not written now, I don't think

541
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 12: so interesting.

542
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of the norm around here.

543
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 2: We get everything from a few tear drops at your

544
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: desk to heavy sobbing in the closet.

545
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: It really just depends on the day and my mood.

546
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: So fair warning, I.

547
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 12: Don't understand why are people crying?

548
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: That's a great question.

549
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: So, first of all, I am a very encouraging and

550
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: motivational boss, but I can come across a tad bit harsh.

551
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: You know, I have heard the term malicious thrown around.

552
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: I don't agree with it, but the person who said it.

553
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: I let him have it.

554
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 8: So what's that like?

555
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 12: I mean, like what it would happened?

556
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: What happened.

557
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: I can't discuss the details, but I will clarify with

558
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 2: you that I'm not a mean person.

559
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: But I will be mean to you. Oh, like, what

560
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: do you mean, Well, it's just how business works.

561
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 13: Huh.

562
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 8: Wow.

563
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 6: I'll just say this.

564
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 2: I'm sure in the first week you and I will

565
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: really get into it. Yeah, and I'll say some out

566
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: of bounds things about your outfit or your haircut, and

567
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 2: then you'll call me a B word.

568
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: You'll burst into tears, run away. But then the good

569
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: part will happen.

570
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Speaker 12: Okay, Well, tell me about the good part. Oh, that's

571
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 12: more interested in.

572
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 2: You know, after some more screaming and whaling, I'll probably

573
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: feel bad, and I just know myself, this happens all

574
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 2: the time.

575
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: I'll eventually apologize.

576
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 12: Right, So that's the good part, is you apologizing.

577
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: I'd call it the great part.

578
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 8: Right.

579
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 12: So, I don't know, Like, nobody really said anything to

580
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 12: me about this before I accepted the position, So I

581
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 12: didn't really.

582
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't know.

583
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because we tend to get lower quality candidates

584
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: if we talk about it before, right, I mean, but

585
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 2: it's something I'm sure.

586
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 5: You get it.

587
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 12: It seemed like everyone was really friendly and like professional stuff,

588
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 12: so I didn't really get a vibe in the interview.

589
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: You didn't see what was happening outside the closed doors.

590
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 15: Oh my god.

591
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: So I just want to give you one last recommendation.

592
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: You may want to write this down that when you

593
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: do feel the need to cry, and trust me, you

594
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: will just let it out right there in the middle

595
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: of the office.

596
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: Okay.

597
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 12: I don't want to be crying at all.

598
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: Oh, nobody wants to, but it just happens.

599
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 6: It's the culture.

600
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Speaker 12: I don't know. I'm kind of just like a focused

601
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Speaker 12: on work kind of person.

602
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: I don't great to hear to get that means. I

603
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: think this should be very easy for you. We're still

604
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 2: running a business and we need to get things done.

605
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: So if you could cry quickly and as quietly as possible. Yeah,

606
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to reprimand you more than I already

607
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: will be.

608
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.

609
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 12: I don't honestly want to talk with you anymore. I

610
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 12: think you're rude and unprofessional and agree I really like

611
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 12: to talk to Human Resources if I can't.

612
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't go to HR if I were you, Well.

613
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 12: I am going to take it to HR. This is like,

614
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 12: I mean, this is unbelievable.

615
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I would just take it up

616
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 2: with your roommate Candace, because she's the one who set

617
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: you up for this prank phone call?

618
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, I'm not your supervisor. This is actually

619
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: Brooke the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

620
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap.

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Speaker 8: My Godhay, I'm so sorry.

622
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 6: No, Candace, And you're nervous about starting your new job

623
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 6: next week.

624
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 12: So I was like devastated. I was gonna cry.

625
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

626
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: See now anything at the new job will be better

627
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: than what you just went through.

628
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 12: Serious.

629
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you practice crying quietly because I didn't even hear you, right.

630
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Speaker 5: Weeke up. Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on

631
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Speaker 5: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Imagine you had a day with someone that you were

633
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 3: really really excited about. Okay, but before are you able

634
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 3: to meet up with them? First you had to spend

635
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 3: an hour hanging out one on one with their mom.

636
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: Oh what the.

637
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: It's like fear factor for dating?

638
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 8: Keep doing.

639
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 3: I'm saying, do you trust your mom enough to not

640
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 3: say something weird and scare them away?

641
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 13: No?

642
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 3: No, I know, I don't. But that happened to one

643
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 3: of our listeners recently, and she has no idea what

644
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 3: her date and her mom talked about. For an entire

645
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 3: hour before she finally joined them. How awkward I just out.

646
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 3: That's cringe already. But now he's not calling her back.

647
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 3: So we're going to get the whole story of what

648
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 3: really happened when we do your second date update, Next

649
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 3: second date Update. Quick question for the room. Okay, if

650
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 3: you're on a date with someone, you think it's important

651
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 3: that you spend a lot of face to face time

652
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Speaker 3: with them? Or is it cool if you don't really

653
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 3: hang out together for most of the time?

654
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the point if you don't hang out together?

655
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Speaker 3: Just yikes, I was hoping you wouldn't say that. What

656
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 3: Because one of our listeners, Morgan needs our help today

657
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 3: after she went out with a guy and apparently spent

658
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 3: about ninety percent of the time in completely different areas.

659
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 3: Why some guys might find lots of space and no

660
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 3: talking extremely attractive. So Morgan, this might have worked in

661
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,719
Speaker 3: your favor. Sounds like my co hosts aren't a big

662
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 3: fan of your dating strategy though. Sorry Morgan.

663
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I don't know if I was either.

664
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Speaker 6: I don't know, Morgan.

665
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Speaker 1: I can't imagine someone being like, how was your date?

666
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Speaker 2: Oh?

667
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 3: It was great? I saw him for three minutes.

668
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Speaker 10: What well, let me explain. Okay, okay, So James and

669
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 10: I met online. Okay, I really liked his profile. I

670
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 10: felt like he just sort of had this like twinkle

671
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 10: in his eye that I really liked.

672
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's a sweet way to describe someone. Maybe get

673
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: that checked out of Santa Claus when you say that.

674
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 5: But yeah, sure, yeah.

675
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 10: He made some sort of comment. He said something like,

676
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 10: I'm a social introvert ready to enjoy the city, and

677
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 10: I don't know, I really like that. And we started chatting.

678
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 10: So our schedules were really kind of tight and crazy

679
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 10: and well so some some backs where I actually I

680
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 10: am a dancer on the side and.

681
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: Talking that is not what she meant.

682
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 10: Sorry out, get the mind out of the gutter here.

683
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 10: I'm a pro dancer and I was invited to perform

684
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 10: with a few of my friends at this local Irish festival.

685
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: Oh are you like an Irish step dancer?

686
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 13: Is that what you do?

687
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's one of the things that I do. Yeah,

688
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 10: And I kind of thought, you know what, like maybe

689
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 10: this is a great thing to invite James too, because

690
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 10: it's something different cultural and it can kind of show

691
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 10: him this different side of me that you know, it's

692
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 10: important to me.

693
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he said himself as an introvert, he wants

694
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 3: to get out and see stuff and maybe Irish dancing

695
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: is one of those things.

696
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

697
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 10: So here's the thing, though, My mom was in this

698
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 10: big that she comes to the festival too.

699
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 5: Yeah.

700
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, she wanted to watch me, which I

701
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 10: get and how could I say no to that?

702
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: But it's like, mom, I've been doing this for my

703
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: whole life, Like do you really need to see this performance?

704
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 10: So to get around it, I told James, I was like, okay,

705
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 10: let's meet for a drink right before.

706
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 1: Nothing like Irish dancing with a little bit of alcoholic.

707
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody dances better when they're a little bit tipsy,

708
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 3: I do, That's right.

709
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's how the Irish do it, okay.

710
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 5: Me.

711
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 10: But it was like really brief. I mean we had

712
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 10: one drink, I guzzled it down and then have.

713
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: To go okay. So you didn't get a lot of

714
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: time with him at that point.

715
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 10: No, So this is where like the real problem started.

716
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 10: There was not really anywhere to stand, I guess. And

717
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 10: I had introduced him to my mom right before I

718
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 10: left to go, like you know, to the backstage area

719
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 10: and he stood, and he ended up standing and watched

720
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 10: the show next to my mom?

721
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 6: Is their mom single and flirty?

722
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I want to know. What type do

723
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 3: you say?

724
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, are with a barent?

725
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 5: No?

726
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 12: My mom's awesome.

727
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 10: She's really awesome. She's very.

728
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 3: The type of mom that would be like grilling him

729
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 3: with questions the entire time that I am.

730
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 10: Like positive, I can say, like, she's not that type.

731
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: Okay. So after the dance, you go meet up with them.

732
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: What's their vibe together? Are people happy?

733
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 10: So that's where there's a problem. So we finished our

734
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 10: number and instead of like just being done and getting

735
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 10: to go back into the crowd, they like ushered us

736
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 10: into this VIP tent where they wanted to do like

737
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 10: pictures and meat and greets. And I had no idea

738
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 10: that that was going to happen. And meanwhile, you know,

739
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 10: James is waiting out there, and I felt bad, Yeah, okay,

740
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 10: And even if you do.

741
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 4: Get him into the tent, it's like you're taking pictures,

742
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 4: you're busy, nice right, totally.

743
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 10: So I found a brief moment that I texted him

744
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 10: and I was like, I'm so sorry, I'll be out really.

745
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: Soon, okay? And what did he say that?

746
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 3: Did he respond?

747
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 10: He's like, yeah, no problem, and.

748
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 3: Me and your mom are having a great time. Don't

749
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 3: even come back.

750
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 10: It ended up taking over an hour.

751
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,439
Speaker 1: Because I would have I wouldn't have hung around either.

752
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 10: I know I at that point, I kind of thought

753
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 10: he would have left, but I did. I found James

754
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 10: and my mom. They were still together.

755
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: Oh it's an hour with your mother.

756
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 3: That's a good sign. If he stuck around long enough

757
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: through all of that, that must mean he either really

758
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 3: really likes you, or he really really.

759
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: Likes your mom, or he doesn't know how to say

760
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 1: no and get out of social situation.

761
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 3: That is a classic introvert.

762
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 10: So I apologized profusely, and I mean, that's okay, Like

763
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 10: I get it, it's okay. But and he was like,

764
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 10: I can only stay another ten minutes. So I was like, like,

765
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 10: we just basically chatted until he then had to leave.

766
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 10: And and now, of course he's not responding to my tech.

767
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 3: And how long has it been since the festival.

768
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 10: It's been like a week and half.

769
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 8: Oh my god.

770
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did your mom say about him?

771
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 10: She loved him?

772
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh good, that's a good sign.

773
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 10: Yeah, Like I really would like to do like a redo. Yeah,

774
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 10: you know, we'll do it more normal, like dinner in

775
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 10: a movie or something.

776
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 3: All right, well, let's get to work here. We're going

777
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 3: to play a song, come back and call James to

778
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 3: see how he felt about your date together day with

779
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 3: her mom. And if James doesn't answer, then we'll call

780
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 3: your mom and ask her about James. Either way, we're

781
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 3: getting some answers. Let me do your second date update.

782
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 3: Next second date. You know they say that you can

783
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 3: tell a lot about a woman just by looking at

784
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 3: her mom. Really, okay have you heard that?

785
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: Does that work the same for dads?

786
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 15: No?

787
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 3: I don't think it's it's just the mom's Okay. Moms

788
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 3: are a telescope into the future. Yeah, okay, look, I

789
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 3: know that this is already way to start off a

790
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 3: second date, but in this case it actually applies because

791
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 3: Morgan's date, James spent most of the time hanging out

792
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 3: with Morgan's mom, an entire hour together because Morgan was

793
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 3: busy dancing and shaking hands up on stage and then

794
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 3: behind the stage. The good thing is that her mom

795
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 3: and James were getting along really well.

796
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, thankfully, so says her mother, and the fact that

797
00:39:59,440 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: he didn't leave.

798
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good sign. And sorry, we may have

799
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 3: asked you this already, Morgan, but your mom and dad

800
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 3: are they still together?

801
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, they've been together for a long time.

802
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well happily together. I should have.

803
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 2: Said, thinking that the mom is moving in on her many.

804
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 3: I'm just for me. It's a strange concept to have

805
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 3: your mom get along with your date. But that just

806
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 3: might be a reflection on my parents.

807
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's cool and she's happily married. Okay, okay, so really,

808
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 10: whatever you're thinking, don't think it because it's impossible.

809
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna stop my thinking. What are you thinking?

810
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 3: Why do you think James isn't calling, that's the question.

811
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 10: I think that it's just because he was annoyed. He

812
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 10: may think that I wasted his time, which I feel

813
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 10: bad I did waste his time. I mean, he probably

814
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 10: was just sort of like this girl is so self

815
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 10: centered and yeah, totally.

816
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 3: Well, we're just gonna talk James and interrogate him right

817
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 3: off the bad let's do.

818
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 15: This O.

819
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 3: Hello, oh oh he actually picked up Actually, well this

820
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 3: is James right, yeah, okay, now we can do it.

821
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god. Wow, James. What's up, my man.

822
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 3: You're on the radio now with Brook and Jeffrey in

823
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 3: the morning.

824
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 8: Whoa, whoa is right? I'm not sure what's going on.

825
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 3: What's going on is we heard that you went out

826
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 3: with one of our listeners name Morgan the other day.

827
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 8: This is really awkward.

828
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she actually feels pretty bad about your date.

829
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: She didn't realize that she wouldn't be able to hang

830
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: out with you for a whole hour, like that's a

831
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 2: long time.

832
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was too bad. I was really looking forward

833
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 8: to hanging out.

834
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: She said the same thing about you. She really was

835
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 3: hoping to get off the stage and back to you

836
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 3: as quickly as possible, but it was totally out of

837
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 3: her control.

838
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 8: It was kind of weird too, because like her mom

839
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 8: was there, and yeah, weird about that.

840
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: Oh a goad.

841
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: We were all so she told us the story, and

842
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 2: we were all shocked when she said that you were

843
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 2: still hanging out with her mom at the.

844
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: End of all of this, Like we thought for sure

845
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: you would have bailed. Nobody would have thought bad of

846
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: you if you did. Yeah, you kind of got stuck.

847
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 5: There, huh.

848
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I mean I like her mom. She was

849
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 8: cool and honest and stuff. But after a half hour

850
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 8: hanging out and learning all about more than childhood, I

851
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 8: started running out of stuff to say.

852
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 3: Got the whole rundown for half an hour. Wait a minute,

853
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 3: what do you mean by learning about her.

854
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 6: Child though the year zero to twelve or at thirteen?

855
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: How far did you get.

856
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 8: Into Well, she was just kind of saying like that

857
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 8: she's always been this way since she was a kid,

858
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 8: a little flaky.

859
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 3: Oh oh she called her daughter sleepy.

860
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and that was kind of crazy. She said that,

861
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 8: and I thought her I mean, I said, yeah, maybe

862
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 8: she's flaky, but she's nice and fine.

863
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 2: I don't think flakey is the worst thing you could

864
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,240
Speaker 2: say about somebody. Like my best friend's super flaky.

865
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 3: It's kind of crazy. Jans is known has met her

866
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 3: for all of two minutes, and now he's defending her.

867
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 8: And then I said, is this a bad thing for

868
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 8: me to pursue her? She's not ready for a relationship.

869
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh, just like straight up asked her mom that the

870
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: worst person in her life.

871
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 3: That's a good person to ask.

872
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 8: Yeah. So her mom was like, it's up to you,

873
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 8: but there are other options.

874
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 3: She's trying to talk you out of dating her daughter.

875
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: Hold other options? What is she saying? What are the

876
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: other options?

877
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 11: Yeah?

878
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 8: So that's when I got scared because I thought she'd

879
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 8: say herself yeah, but she brought up Morgan's younger sister, Taylor.

880
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my gosh, what do you say to that?

881
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 6: As well?

882
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: Hold on?

883
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 5: Did you guys?

884
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,760
Speaker 1: That is so low of a mother you don't even.

885
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 3: Know what happened.

886
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 8: Well, she said to me that Taylor's single two and

887
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 8: definitely won't flake on you.

888
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 3: I mean you got to get a photo of Taylor

889
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 3: before you can make a final decision on this. I

890
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: would like that's inappropriate unless she's hot. Asper picks.

891
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, she showed me, she said, here's the pictures. And

892
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 8: so I haven't met her sister yet, but her mom

893
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 8: gave me her contact and so going to do it? Yeah,

894
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 8: I mean we might hang out this weekend. I don't know.

895
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 3: Wow, no, wonder you're not calling Morgan back to set

896
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 3: up another date?

897
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 6: That actually be worse.

898
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Yes, you have a date with both sisters on the gosh.

899
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 3: I know Morgan is a little bit of a flake.

900
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,919
Speaker 3: So I don't know if she's hung up by now

901
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 3: and flaked out on this call, but she should be

902
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 3: on the other line wanting to talk to you. James,

903
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 3: oh Man, what yeah, that's how these work. Morgan, you're

904
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 3: still there.

905
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 10: No, I am here, and I'm literally about to burst.

906
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 10: I don't even know what to say right now. I

907
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 10: don't even know who to be, not my mom my

908
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 10: sister are James Like?

909
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 8: Well, hey, I mean you could have left the VP

910
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 8: can any time. I mean, your mom said this stuff

911
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 8: happens all the time and said you're super late, never show.

912
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 8: I don't know. I'm at this stage in my life

913
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 8: where I need someone that's gonna be there for me.

914
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 10: This is comic call this point.

915
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 2: Okay.

916
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 10: I did not know that I was going to be

917
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 10: kept like that. I had no idea. I was told

918
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 10: when the start this was going to be a ten

919
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 10: minute thing. And I thought that you were the type

920
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 10: of person that was such a go with the flow

921
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 10: personality that could be cool enough to be like we'll

922
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 10: hang out later. But clearly I get it now, like

923
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 10: I really get it. You stayed because my mom kept

924
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 10: telling you more things about my sister, my cute little sister,

925
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 10: and then you got more interested in her, and so

926
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 10: then that's why you didn't leave, Because you were like, yeah,

927
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 10: tell me more about your sister.

928
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 3: You just keeps getting higher, Morgan, Has this ever happened

929
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 3: to you before? Has has mom stolen one of your

930
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 3: boyfriends and handed her off to the younger sister before?

931
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 5: Never that she knows?

932
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, wow, Morgan, Obviously there was something going.

933
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: On and you need to have a conversation with your mom.

934
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: But I don't think you can really blame him. Like

935
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: if you were standing there.

936
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: With somebody's dad and the dad's like this guy sucks,

937
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 2: you'd believe the dat.

938
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: I mean, who wouldn't.

939
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, she's known you longer than I have. I

940
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 8: didn't know what to do.

941
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, James, she's known me longer than you.

942
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 12: Dues.

943
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 3: I really hate to bring this up, but weren't we

944
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 3: supposed to do this call a week ago? And then

945
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 3: we had to reschedule because you had a.

946
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: Concoct Is that true?

947
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 8: Oh wow, that's why.

948
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 3: It's been a week and a half since we called.

949
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 3: She really wanted to call after a few days. Isn't

950
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 3: that right? Morgan?

951
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 10: It's right, But I'm not Emma's gonna even like let

952
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 10: that blow over. I'm so sorry.

953
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Carol, just own your flakiness. Okay, it's fine, I

954
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: am not flaky.

955
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 12: Okay.

956
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,479
Speaker 10: I don't even know what to do at this point.

957
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 10: I have to call my mom like immediately, and James,

958
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 10: you better not be my sister. And that's all I'm

959
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 10: thinking of him now, Like this is crossing the line?

960
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: Are you still interested in James?

961
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 10: No, but he's still not allowed to see my sister.

962
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so James, that checks out normally.

963
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 3: What we do here is I would offer to send

964
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 3: you and Morgan out on another date, and we would

965
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 3: pay for it. But what I'm gonna do instead is

966
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 3: ask you to not see Morgan's sister. Oh thank god,

967
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 3: jeff And we'll give you money to not see I mean,

968
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 3: it's a gift card, but it still counts as what

969
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 3: you say.

970
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, a gift card is nice. But I'm just gonna

971
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 8: keep texting her, Are you kidding? I mean, I've already

972
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 8: gone through all this. I may as well just see

973
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 8: what happens now.

974
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 10: Oh wow, it doesn't work out my spot, you know what, James,

975
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 10: like mother, like daughter. Let me tell you a little

976
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 10: bit about my sister.

977
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the.

978
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: Morning, be here, same time tomorrow because Morgan agreed yes

979
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 2: to do an awkward Tuesday.

980
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: Phone call with her mom. Oh my gosh, it's gonna

981
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: be fireworks tomorrow at seven.

982
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,240
Speaker 5: Thirty freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

983
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 3: You just heard it from Brooke Morgan has agreed to

984
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: come back on the show tomorrow to confrupt her mom

985
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 3: in an awkward Tuesday phone call. Oh my gosh, sadrama.

986
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out.

987
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I heard her talking to our producer off

988
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 3: the air and she was saying, how could my mom

989
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 3: do this to me? I can't believe it. I want

990
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 3: to hear it from her.

991
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, That's what I was saying. And I'm not even hurt.

992
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 3: My god, she's having a hard time believing that this

993
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 3: actually happened. The original plan was for me to confront

994
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 3: my mom tomorrow, but we're gonna have to push that

995
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 3: conversation back to a later time. Let somebody else confront

996
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 3: their mother.

997
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 2: That one doesn't sound as funny, So don't miss it

998
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: same time tomorrow.

999
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 3: The drama will continue. Yeah, if you missed any of

1000
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Speaker 3: today's second day update, we're going to have it up

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1003
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Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: in love and even propose without ever seeing the.

1007
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Speaker 1: Other person, and then they see each other and it

1008
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: goes real. Well, that's what.

1009
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 8: Time.

1010
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 3: Sometimes. I know that sounds crazy, but is it? I mean,

1011
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 3: listeners hardly ever see what we look like, but they're

1012
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 3: constantly text in saying they fallen for us based on

1013
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 3: our alluring voices and personality. Actually say, we don't look

1014
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,959
Speaker 3: like what they think. Well here, let's put the music

1015
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 3: down real quick, brook give them a little taste of

1016
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 3: what they're falling in love with.

1017
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: What Hello, listeners, I'm also in love with you and

1018
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: your beautiful faces, brook cut I said.

1019
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 3: Give him a taste, not a sloppy idaho back.

1020
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:07,919
Speaker 1: You're really cool outfits you're wearing. Oh yeah, I hope

1021
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: you text in all the time. Okay, do I sound

1022
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: drunk to everybody else?

1023
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1024
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 3: Your entire listening audience literally dry it up as you

1025
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 3: were saying, Okay, I think we had enough. Is there

1026
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 3: a chance someone has fallen in love with you though,

1027
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 3: and you never saw them. You might find out when

1028
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 3: we read some brand new Craigslist misconnections off the website

1029
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Speaker 3: coming like that's coming up City Misconnections. That was me

1030
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 3: staring there's only two places for you to find true

1031
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 3: love in this world. One is out in the countryside

1032
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 3: in an abandoned farm where you turn the old feeding

1033
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 3: trough into a pleasure trough by os bring your own sloppy.

1034
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 3: The other is on the loppy pages of craigslist dot org.

1035
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 3: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1036
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 3: misconnections that they have to offer.

1037
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't get over Jose.

1038
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 3: Last week. And this first misconnection is titled city Girl

1039
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 3: accidentally gave me sugar Man for woman twenty seven Downtown

1040
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 3: bus stop. Huh, I reckon you were the well fed

1041
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 3: miss Line I'll gussied up in the flowery jean jacket

1042
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 3: who accidentally sat on me at the bus stop. I

1043
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 3: was more startled than a field mouse and a snake

1044
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 3: exhibit at the local zoo. Very startled. Yes, that's when

1045
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 3: I yelped like a peacock on a barbed wire fence.

1046
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 3: You got up and apologized, but I tipped my hat

1047
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 3: and said no apologies needed. That's the first free lap

1048
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 3: dance I've had since Sunday afternoon, sir, Yeah, that's nut.

1049
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 3: Ever since that moment, I can't stop thinking about your

1050
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 3: human hay bale resting on my lap. You just have

1051
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 3: that sturdy farm girl physique. Yeah, that these other city

1052
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 3: cluckshuckers will never have. It's so granny slapping good.

1053
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: No, let's not bring into this.

1054
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 3: Say if you ever interested in a friendly hob nob

1055
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 3: between two strangers after a long night at the watering hole,

1056
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 3: that quick, Yeah, we did do this kind gent of

1057
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 3: favor and respond to this message. He would make this

1058
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 3: reformed redneck happier than a puppy with two peters after

1059
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 3: holler at me. That's from Stetson. Yeah, about to keep going.

1060
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: I think he actually means step outside and give like

1061
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: a pig howler.

1062
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled Hellova to the Cutie Jehovah

1063
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 3: no the park. It starts high with like nine eyes. Okay,

1064
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 3: do you remember me? I was the girl in the

1065
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 3: black yoga pants slash pink top doing some outdoor poses

1066
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 3: yesterday in the park. I noticed you when I was

1067
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 3: doing the Bavarian snapdragon.

1068
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 11: No, it's not too.

1069
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 3: Advanced for this. I thought you were super cute for

1070
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 3: a Jehovah's witness Were you on your way to a

1071
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 3: witnessing or whatever they make you do? Just curious?

1072
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: And isn't that kind of rude to all the other

1073
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: people in the religion? But you're kind of cute? Four

1074
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 1: It's never a good start.

1075
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 3: Sorry. I don't know much about Jehovians, but my friend

1076
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 3: told me a lot of you are from the city

1077
00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 3: of Russia. Super cool. Don't think that's accurate. My friend

1078
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 3: also said you don't believe in gluten free things, or

1079
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 3: your God doesn't like gluten. I can't remember, but I'm

1080
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 3: on a no gluten diet except for gummy bears. Right now.

1081
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 3: It's my yearly Gummy Bear cleanse. You should totally try it.

1082
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 3: If we hung out, I would be willing to go

1083
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 3: to your weird church or whatever. I opened a new

1084
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 3: experiences as long as you let me capture it for

1085
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,280
Speaker 3: the gram is ada.

1086
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: This is the one time they're like, actually, no, we

1087
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: don't actually want you.

1088
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 3: But if not, then it's probably a nosey. My name

1089
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 3: is Ceci, but you can't guess what the second C

1090
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 3: stands for. By the way, do you like dogs? I

1091
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 3: love them? Got me that's from CC.

1092
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 2: She's fighting to shared Interestarian Mountain pose.

1093
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 3: Whatever Bavarian snapdrag. Somebody looked at up and send it

1094
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 3: over to us. We want to see this.

1095
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 14: Thanks.

1096
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 3: Misconnection is titled right behind you at the ATM no

1097
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 3: get sept That man for Woman twenty six. He says,

1098
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 3: you may remember me as the guy with the blue

1099
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,479
Speaker 3: tank top that said nobody's home, try the back door?

1100
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: What did all the men in the.

1101
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 3: You may not have noticed, but I had a fairly

1102
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 3: large check to deposit thanks to some quote experimental tests

1103
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 3: that I was recently approved to be. Don't worry, I'm

1104
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 3: not like a radioactive superhuman, although that would be pretty sweet.

1105
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe in a couple of days, do you, buddy?

1106
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 3: AnyWho? I noticed you didn't take your receipt after your transaction,

1107
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 3: so I grabbed it, but before I could give it

1108
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: to you, you were gone. Do you really have that

1109
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 3: much money in your account?

1110
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 3: Oh that's crazy. Maybe you invented the waffle iron or

1112
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 3: the iPad or something.

1113
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: Dude, this guy needs to meet.

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00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 6: The yoga girl from the Perfect.

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00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 3: No matter what, you're my type of woman. Rich. Yeah. So,

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00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 3: now that we got that out of the way, I

1117
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 3: would like to formally offer you the chance of a lifetime.

1118
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 3: You could be on the ground floor of a potential new,

1119
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 3: multi billion jillion dollar company. Two words pogo surfboards. I

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00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 3: can't say any more to you because this is a

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00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 3: public forum. But if you could imagine surfboards with pogo

1122
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 3: sticks attached to them, that's what it is. It's a secret.

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00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 3: Hopefully you're ready to become a true millionaire. That signed Hayden.

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00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: We laugh, but it's like ten years the X Games.

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00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, surfings it became a fish or

1126
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: there's a shark someone around just dumber because he ate

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00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: that guy.

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Speaker 3: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

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00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 3: We've got a first time player on the phone, John

1131
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 3: from Marysville, who has a strange holiday tradition. If I'm

1132
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: reading this phone screen right, I don't know if this

1133
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 3: is true. Sometimes the producer messes with me when he

1134
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 3: writes stuff on here. But John, is this true? You

1135
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 3: go to your grandpa's on Christmas Eve and you rate

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00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 3: his liquor cabinet and put a bunch of different liquors

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00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 3: into their eggnog.

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00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 14: Yeah pretty much. I mean he has the good stuff,

1139
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 14: you know, the expensive stuff.

1140
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,479
Speaker 8: So rather than me waste my money at the grocery store,

1141
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 8: my grandpa is always coming in.

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00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 2: You got the top shelf licker, and then you spiked

1143
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 2: grandpa's eggnogg.

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00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: Does he know that you're Oh?

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00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 14: Well, he usually actually does it to himself.

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00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, Okay, there we go.

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00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 3: That's a fun tradition. We should do that here on

1148
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 3: the show.

1149
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: I used to raid my best friend's grandparents lick her cabinet.

1150
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 3: Well, that's just stealing.

1151
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 4: It would just be a Jeff and I raiding Brooks

1152
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 4: lick her.

1153
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: She's got the good.

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00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 3: Study does we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.

1155
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 3: All that happens, You know, the game works, John, You

1156
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 3: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1157
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1158
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1159
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 14: I'm ready, Freddy, good luck man?

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00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 3: Here goes. Time starts.

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00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 14: Now.

1162
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 3: What island is pearl harbor on? If you have over

1163
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 3: secreting sebaceous glands on your face, you suffer from what Ackney,

1164
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 3: what is the literary term for a play on words

1165
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 3: name the city that's also known as the Big Easy,

1166
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 3: New Orleans. When this burger first debuted at McDonald's, it

1167
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 3: was called the Aristocrat. What is it called today?

1168
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 14: A big map?

1169
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 3: John? For the first time, you freaking nailed it, man,

1170
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 3: that was great, well done. Brooke is coming back in

1171
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 3: the studio and I see on my screener here you

1172
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 3: work at HVAC. Is it busy during the same of year.

1173
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm actually at work right now. Freeze the butt off.

1174
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: So oh oh, are you inside or outside?

1175
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 14: Luckily I'm inside.

1176
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: Okay, familiar it's like basically your heating and cooling system.

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01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 3: Oh, very important. Okay, I'm gonna let you inside the

1178
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: house when you're fixing everything.

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01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 8: Hey.

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01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1181
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 7: A lot of the times the homeowners lessen to the

1182
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 7: house sometimes in the crawl space, are in the attic.

1183
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 3: It just depends.

1184
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 5: Oh dad, you.

1185
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 3: Earned those drinks. My guys, I know raight their liquor cabin.

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01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 3: That's why you're in there. Stay warm, Brook, it's your turn.

1187
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1188
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1189
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 3: Your time starts now? What island is Pearl Harbor?

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01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 13: On?

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01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: Who?

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01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 3: If you have over secreting sebaceous glands on your face,

1193
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 3: you suffer from what.

1194
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: Crying?

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01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 3: What is the literary term for a play on words? Oh,

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01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 3: my god, a pun name the city that's also known

1197
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: as the Big Easy, New York City. When this burger

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01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 3: first debuted at McDonald's, it was called the Aristocrat. What's

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01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 3: it called today, big?

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01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 8: Hey?

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01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 3: Look at those answers they're in. I wouldn't call them

1202
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 3: great answers all but their answers. We're gonna go to

1203
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 3: the scoreboard and see how you did with Jose.

1204
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 8: Oh.

1205
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 3: I love it when you dress up like a nurse.

1206
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 4: When you do that, John, you got four correct today.

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01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:38,919
Speaker 1: Oh he did well.

1208
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 3: I just lost. Well.

1209
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 4: You got the same amount of questions in the same

1210
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 4: amount of chances.

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01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: And yeah, only three.

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01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 6: The Big Easy screwed me.

1213
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: I just heard big and thought Big Apple.

1214
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars. You could buy some of the top

1215
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Speaker 3: shelf liquor yourself.

1216
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 8: Job.

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01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 7: Job.

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01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 3: Let's go over the I'm just gonna here's the answers

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01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 3: for you. The island that Pearl Harbor is on is

1220
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 3: o wahu over secreting sabacious glands on your face. That's

1221
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 3: not crying, it's acne.

1222
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, why does that sound worse?

1223
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 3: Acne? Doesn't sound good by itself, but it definitely sounds

1224
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 3: better than sabacious Glands. The literal return for play on

1225
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 3: words is a pun. The Big Easy is New Orleans.

1226
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 14: Yeah.

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01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 3: The burger that first debuted at McDonald's called the Aristocrat

1228
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 3: is now called the Big Mac.

1229
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: Sounds oh man, I'm so mad about the or.

1230
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back to do wind Brooks Box same

1231
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 3: time

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Speaker 5: Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.