Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
Speaker 1: subject side chick title with main chick duties. Side chick
Speaker 1: title with main chick duties. All right, but we'll get
Speaker 1: into that in just a little bit. But right now
Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew to shine with today's
Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for us? Naw, can
Speaker 1: you hear me? Now? Oh? Can you hear me? Now?
Speaker 1: Let's go Hello. I'm trying to speak to Sister Lauren. Please,
Speaker 1: Sister Lawen. This is a brother Davids from the church.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know me. You might know
Speaker 1: me when you see me, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: you just know me because we don't really interact that
Speaker 1: much at the church. But I wanted to give you
Speaker 1: a call. We got a bit of a problem going on. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got you, get you. You have a minute to talk,
Speaker 1: all right? Now? How long have you been doing uh
Speaker 1: the sign you in you know you in the ministry?
Speaker 1: Would you do the sign language for the church? And um,
Speaker 1: you know I noticed you up there at least two
Speaker 1: Sundays out of out of the month. You've been doing it?
Speaker 1: Quite a while, am I right? So, yes, I've been
Speaker 1: doing it for over ten years. But I'm really confused
Speaker 1: as to why they're calling about this time. I'm just
Speaker 1: really confused. I don't know who you are. You say that,
Speaker 1: I see your face, I may know you, But what
Speaker 1: does this have to do with anything? Is how long
Speaker 1: I've been doing the sky language? I know? Okay, so
Speaker 1: we've I've been doing it for years. So how many
Speaker 1: help you with this? Do you want? Ok So? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to learn any sign langue. Do you
Speaker 1: do you know miss everybody call him Miss Murder? Do
Speaker 1: you know Miss Myrtle? Oh yeah, sure do h okay,
Speaker 1: so Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of
Speaker 1: my aunties right there. Miss Murder is okay, and she
Speaker 1: gave you my number to call me. I'm what what
Speaker 1: do you need for me? Don't know what I'm getting that? So,
Speaker 1: so you know you know my you know, my honors
Speaker 1: is deaf. You know she's hearing that. You know that? Right? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: so here's a problem at murderless telling us that you're
Speaker 1: not doing the sign language right, doing the service, and
Speaker 1: like you're missing some things in the scripture or something
Speaker 1: that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a very long
Speaker 1: time and i know what I'm doing. So how do
Speaker 1: you so she told you for me to tell me
Speaker 1: that I'm not doing it slence correctly, let me say,
Speaker 1: let me say this to you. I don't want us
Speaker 1: to get off on the wrong for Let me just
Speaker 1: say this to you. Once my once my murder told
Speaker 1: us what was going on, you know. We then went
Speaker 1: to one of the deacons and asked him, you know,
Speaker 1: is that way we can uh have a meeting, you know,
Speaker 1: with with with Sister Lawrence so we can try to
Speaker 1: get this take care and talk about it. He said, well,
Speaker 1: won't you just won't you just call and y'all can
Speaker 1: just work it out. And and that's how I'm calling
Speaker 1: you now. I hope you I don't know if you're
Speaker 1: at work or whatever. I apologize, but I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of Now let me go,
Speaker 1: don't say this. If my ain't myrtles say that you
Speaker 1: ain't signing right, then my ain't he ain't lying. That
Speaker 1: means you're excuse me, That means you ain't signing right. Really,
Speaker 1: so the pastor couldn't come to me but he but
Speaker 1: you figured you would just call me and tell me
Speaker 1: that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly. That
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to me. How did she tell you that?
Speaker 1: Did she sign it to you? She signed languages to
Speaker 1: her daughter. My listen, you ain't got to worry about
Speaker 1: who she's signing too. What you need to worry about
Speaker 1: is getting your getting your stuff together all right, and
Speaker 1: learning how to do this the correct way so that
Speaker 1: my ain'tie can get You know, my anti needs to
Speaker 1: be getting the word like everybody else getting the word,
Speaker 1: but she's not getting it because you the words getting
Speaker 1: lost in your hands. All I'm hearing is your voice
Speaker 1: is getting very loud and you need to match my tone,
Speaker 1: young man. Okay, let's start with that, mean man. Mat
Speaker 1: you'll young man? What is that match my tone? Because
Speaker 1: you're getting very loud and I can't hear through all
Speaker 1: of that. All right, okay, okay, I am situation. You
Speaker 1: called my phone. Correct, You have a problem that you're
Speaker 1: discussing with me, but you're getting more anger than anything else.
Speaker 1: How am I going to resolve this problem? I am
Speaker 1: trying to be were you resolved. This problem is back
Speaker 1: to sign school so you can learn what you need
Speaker 1: to so my any can get the word. My ainy
Speaker 1: can't get the gospel because you're messing it up. God
Speaker 1: anointed me to do style language at that church, and
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for a long time and I
Speaker 1: will continue to do so. So don't call my phone
Speaker 1: telling me that I'm not doing something right? You know?
Speaker 1: But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Speaker 1: Do God know that? Does God know that my ain't
Speaker 1: myrtle not getting the word because of you? Named young man? Jesus,
Speaker 1: please give me the strength to continue on with this conversation.
Speaker 1: But you know what, Lord, I'm gonna be right back.
Speaker 1: Little Let me tell you something. Don't you ever call
Speaker 1: my mother freaking phone? Tell him, but I ain't doing something. Man,
Speaker 1: if I see you in the street, this can't I have?
Speaker 1: Is gonna go upside your goddamn Did I make myself clear?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you talking to me like this. Oh
Speaker 1: now you want to be calm. Now you're calm, Now
Speaker 1: you match my tone. I can't believe you just got
Speaker 1: through talking to me like that. Are we done here?
Speaker 1: So you think it's cool? For you to tell the Lord.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Thank you, Lord, I needed a moment.
Speaker 1: We've been on the stone as Lord even on skiing
Speaker 1: at me. I told you to match my tone. Match
Speaker 1: my tone. I am matching your tone. Now can I say?
Speaker 1: Can I? Can I give you something else in this tone?
Speaker 1: Do you mind? If I say something in this tone?
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear a click the dog quick. I just
Speaker 1: want to tell you in this tone that your friend
Speaker 1: Vonda Taylor got me to prank for gonna call you.
Speaker 1: I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: In your tone, does oh Lord have mercy? Race Bonda,
Speaker 1: Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me you bet? I put
Speaker 1: us on the radio, on the radio in Jesus names
Speaker 1: Amen radio. I'm not playing any game, Tommy. I think
Speaker 1: it's funny, but this thinks this is my job here. Listen,
Speaker 1: everything is fine. Are you havn't doing there? I had
Speaker 1: to tell Jesus give me a minute, because you was
Speaker 1: about to be my pressure up. Lord, ha mercy. I
Speaker 1: don't even want to hear it, but I will be
Speaker 1: calling Bonda because I have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord,
Speaker 1: Lord Father, please to give me. Okay, you gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta do this for me in my tone, in my tone.
Speaker 1: Tell me in your tone, what is the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land in your town, Steve Hart? It
Speaker 1: match my tone too much. She was tired of you.
Speaker 1: She was tired of you. I've been anointed to do
Speaker 1: this for years. I know the factually checked in with
Speaker 1: the Lords. I'll be right back, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: talk to his ask differently. See, I'm gonna have to start.
Speaker 1: You know, I learned something from Earth. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to start telling the Lord. I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 1: Because normal I just check out. I'm gonna start notifying it.
Speaker 1: You know, you've been checking out and checking back in.
Speaker 1: You're just I know. But I'm going to start saying
Speaker 1: it to people because I do go in and out.
Speaker 1: You know. I did a podcast with Kirk Franklin yesterday
Speaker 1: and Kurt asked me the most interesting question on the podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: he said one thing, I've always appreciated your transparency, and
Speaker 1: I know your cuss but do you have a favorite
Speaker 1: cuss word one that's your go to cuss word? What
Speaker 1: Kirk that, Kirk I'm told I told him. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I told him. I said, it's the big one, Kurt.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, he said, on this podcast, I
Speaker 1: call you because you could say stuff like that on
Speaker 1: my podcast. Cool here is. You gave it to and
Speaker 1: I gave him a series of the examples of how
Speaker 1: to use it because it's one of the most versatile
Speaker 1: cuss words. I said, because it can it can, it
Speaker 1: can call. It's a happy, it's a warning, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a proclamation of all. It's a term of endearment, say,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Steve Kurk disappeared off the screen. He
Speaker 1: would laugh for so hard. I don't know who's better
Speaker 1: you as Sam Jackson, but that's a tight race, right
Speaker 1: all right, listen, we gotta get out of here, guys.
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