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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 1: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 3: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: club and uses this charming you pick ap line on you. Hey,

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Speaker 3: you a piece of trash because I care about the

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Speaker 3: environment and want to pick you up. Whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: resist the urge to introduce your foot to his groin. Instead,

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Speaker 3: tell him his shark tooth necklace is completely bossed. Then,

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Speaker 3: before you jump into his nineteen eighty eight souped up transam,

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Speaker 3: give him the digits to the loser line, so hopefully

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Speaker 3: he calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 3: play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next message, you're an idiot, do you know that?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 6: I understand that some guys are into the whole Latina

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Speaker 6: mommy thing, like I boppy, but you could at least

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Speaker 6: pretend that you know a little bit about the culture.

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Speaker 2: Do you even know the language?

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Speaker 6: Because whoever told you that the word a mocho had

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Speaker 6: something to do with what.

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Speaker 2: You're carrying in your pants? Moco? Is actually a booger.

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Speaker 2: You idiot. You told me that you had a Do

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Speaker 2: you realize that you just told me that you have

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Speaker 2: a giant booger in your pants?

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Speaker 6: That it might be Actually, it sounds like you probably

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Speaker 6: have a giant booger in your pants.

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Speaker 2: That was one of my favorite Spanish.

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Speaker 4: She got the loser life.

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Speaker 7: I like, yes, a bogger in your pants, Like you

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Speaker 7: have a bogger in your pants? Maybe the worst insult

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Speaker 7: I think I've ever heard.

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Speaker 4: That's a hard disk, Yeah it is.

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Speaker 3: I've always heard Latina women were super laid back in calm, though.

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Speaker 2: That way out of character, right.

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Speaker 1: I love her.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, Elison, Uh excuse me from the bar.

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Speaker 2: I'm out on the hike right now, just doing a

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Speaker 2: little bit of twitching ornithology.

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Speaker 5: That's uh bird watching and uh, I know you said

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Speaker 5: to call next time I was out on a.

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Speaker 2: Bird venture, so uh, just giving me a ring.

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Speaker 5: So beautiful out here and uh oh, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: oh wow, that's a that's a woodpecker, uh northern flicker.

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Speaker 5: I think, oh oh, he's got a huge pair of

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Speaker 5: wings on him, and uh I like things with huge pairs.

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Speaker 3: Mark snack, Wow, like a double breasted robin bird guys

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Speaker 3: are creepy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was gonna happen.

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Speaker 7: But yes, Brook, that guy sounded like he was watching

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Speaker 7: like the National Geographic Channel, like somewhere with that many birds.

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Speaker 3: Not to nitpick a fellow bird lover, but he was

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Speaker 3: off on the tone of his woodpecker call.

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Speaker 2: It should be more like.

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Speaker 3: Every single time I do that, peckers flying right in

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Speaker 3: my face A trust me. In fact, you can learn

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Speaker 3: it yourself on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page where

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Speaker 3: we post our bird call of the week.

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Speaker 4: We absolutely do, and we right next to our favorite.

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Speaker 3: Loser line clips, both equally entertaining and informative. Now enough

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Speaker 3: hot ornithology chat, let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Brian, Brian, I'm bored. There's nothing good on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Everything that's on there either's stupid or I.

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Speaker 2: Watched it before.

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Speaker 1: You think you're seeing right seeing me a song, Brian.

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Speaker 1: I deserve not to be bored like this, but he

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Speaker 1: just dosi ish entertain me.

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Speaker 2: Brian.

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Speaker 1: I don't hot, single independent woman, Brian, I was worth it, Brian.

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Speaker 3: Replace the name Brian with Michael and you know exactly

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Speaker 3: what it's like.

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Speaker 4: In Brooks House.

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Speaker 7: See, I felt like I was listening to one of

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Speaker 7: my kids.

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Speaker 4: My entertain me.

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Speaker 3: I don't deserve to be bored, single independent woman entertain me.

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Speaker 2: It's like I'm in ja.

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Speaker 7: There is not anyone who doesn't understand her Netflix flight though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why yes, If she's that bored, she should go

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Speaker 3: over to our TikTok.

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Speaker 4: Clearly she hasn't visited that site yet. For the for the.

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Speaker 3: Bird calls that could entertainer all day and all night.

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Speaker 4: Time. She's like, I'm bird watch the bird.

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Speaker 8: Got next message, Adam, Hi, it's the other night. I'm

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Speaker 8: really curried to do this to you, like last minute,

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Speaker 8: but are you free in like an hour? Maybe green

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Speaker 8: hats someone to be appall there from my grandpa's f

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Speaker 8: he weighed like three hundred and seventy pounds, and the

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Speaker 8: men in my family.

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Speaker 2: Are a week. So I thinking, who do I.

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Speaker 8: Know who has giant mussels and would help and tell you?

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Speaker 8: So I just wanted to see if you could do it.

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Speaker 8: I know it's a weird ask, but I don't know

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Speaker 8: who else to call. So I'll text you the address

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Speaker 8: and if you.

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Speaker 2: Just throw in a suit come over.

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Speaker 8: You know, look bad and the only rule is done

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Speaker 8: trop Grandpa. Okay, great, let me know next message.

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Speaker 4: The weirdest booty call of all time.

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Speaker 7: I mean, my brothers are weak.

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Speaker 1: At a funeral, could cheer everyone up?

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Speaker 4: You want to know where that funeral?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Remember you can.

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Speaker 3: Listen to a Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 3: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: TikTok once again you'll hear your favorite loser lines right there.

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Speaker 4: We got your phone own coming up right after that

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning