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Speaker 1: Got some hot news from NASA, folks, Saturn's rings are

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Speaker 1: disappearing faster than anybody thought, and it's very, very bad news.

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Speaker 1: Saturn's rings disappearing is being caused by excessive global heat

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Speaker 1: from Earth's auto industry SUVs and stuff and factory farming,

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Speaker 1: along with President Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords.

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Speaker 1: Actually I made that up, but it sounds just like

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Speaker 1: the drivel we always are told whenever science announces a

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Speaker 1: new crisis. Right now, the real reason Saturn's rings are

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Speaker 1: disappearing is that they're made mostly of ice. Gravity is

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Speaker 1: pulling the rings down to the surface of Saturn and

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Speaker 1: they're falling to the surface as ring water. Scientists who

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Speaker 1: are brilliant at predictions, used to think that the rings

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Speaker 1: had three hundred million years to live, but after a

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Speaker 1: Cassini spacecraft Saturn fly by, the science has been revised

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Speaker 1: and now the rings only have one hundred million years

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Speaker 1: to live. I truly hope they and we make the

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Speaker 1: best of that time, because a hundred million years, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it'll be up before we know it, and sea levels

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Speaker 1: are going to have risen so high that we're all

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Speaker 1: going to probably have drowned by then, unless we're dead

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Speaker 1: first hundred million years