WEBVTT - My Son 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.720 Do you know what this is right now? And what 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:03.200 we're doing? 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:05.160 We are interviewing each other. 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:13.320 Do you know the name of this shows show? Is 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:24.200 that the song Tash Shaw Tosh Shows Show Show. Welcome 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.880 to Toash Show, the only podcast that is one hundred 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:35.519 percent ad libbed. Can we do that again? Welcome to 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:39.479 Toash Show, the only podcast that is one hundred percent 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:48.159 ad libbed, all crowd work, every episode, zero preparation in 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:53.520 the history of podcast This is the only improvised one. 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:57.800 I can't believe we pull this off every week. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.560 All right, Eddie, you're here, Yeah, I'm here. 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:06.240 Congratulations, thanks for what for what? You know? What? Today 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:13.240 is right? Today is the season finale of Toss Show. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:19.720 This is our first option. iHeart picked us up for 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.319 two options. They picked up our second option already. This 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:27.399 is the final episode, the finale of option one. It 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.520 doesn't really make sense because we started last year and 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:34.800 I think it was November, and then you know, all 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:40.520 all the way to August. Option one. The finale is 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:45.640 a big day. Here, We've done it. Congratulations to everyone 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:49.520 that made my dreams come true. Now will we are 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:53.840 we taking time off before option two? No, we'll be 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:59.840 back next week. Same time, same channel, knuckleheads, what are 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:00.680 we doing this week? 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.760 We're going to do a little feedback. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:06.120 The all feed What a way to wrap up the 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:11.320 first option with feedback, because people, you know, they come 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.000 at us like we've been doing this for a long time, 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.120 and that's not that's not true at all. We've only 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:21.760 been doing this podcast for one option. All right, Well, 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.240 let me let's hear what the people have to say, 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.240 because I'm sure it's it's constructive. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.280 Yeah, here we go. A lot of people are asking, 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:29.799 when are you going to interview your wife? 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.760 The old ball and chain? When will I interview the wife? 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.960 I mean, I don't know how that's possible with her 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:44.800 busy schedule of not doing shit. Now we are in talks. 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.239 My people have reached out to her people, and I 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:53.320 believe that we can reach a deal, hopefully by the 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.800 end of this calendar year twenty twenty four. I mean, 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:00.000 there's been there's been a few sticking points in the negotiation, 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:03.480 a lot of back and forth, but we're close to 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:08.560 a deal and I think people will be pleasantly surprised 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.360 at the chemistry the two of us have together. 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.040 What else, Dang, that frame is looking good. 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.160 You know what, though, as great as our frame is, 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:23.080 it's about what's inside the frame. You could make that 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:29.799 frame four inches thicker and I put this smile in it, 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:33.600 It's gonna pop. Okay, that's just keeping the main thing, 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:37.480 the main thing, you know, that's from that's from this 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:42.240 douchebag that's on the Bachelorette right now. He just keeps 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:43.800 saying it. He keeps trying to make it a thing, 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.600 and it's just embarrassing. But I actually am like, that's 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.280 kind of funny. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.360 What's with comedians selling out to DraftKings. 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:55.720 Well, first, I'd like to point out that all comedians 0:03:55.920 --> 0:04:00.880 are degenerates. I love gambling, and even though I don't 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:04.360 need the money, the people that are working here, that 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:08.040 are creating this show every week with me, they want 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:11.640 to get paid. And I'm sure a shit not going 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.920 out of pocket. So we're going to have advertisers, hopefully 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.760 tons of them. I would prefer this show be thirty 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:24.240 seconds on sixty seconds advertising the whole way through. That's 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:24.680 my goal. 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:27.840 How long has Tosh been dying his hair? 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:32.280 Dying my hair? Never dyed my hair. That's not true either. 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.440 I have dyed my hair. I don't dye my hair 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:38.159 at all. I haven't dyed my hair in thirty years, 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:41.920 but when I was young they eighteen to twenties, there 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.440 was times where I would bleach it white, just look 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:49.160 cool as shit, spike it out. Oh man, I miss 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:49.880 those days. 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.200 From our Cookie episode. It's a legitimate credit to Daniel 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.120 that he found so many decent, kind people in Los Angeles. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.560 I've lived here for nine years and maybe found two 0:04:58.600 --> 0:04:58.880 of them. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:05.480 Shut up. There's wonderful people everywhere. Everybody in Arkansas doesn't 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:09.400 butt fuck their sister, but some do, and those are 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.920 the ones we focus on when we make jokes. Oh, 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.880 everybody in Los Angeles is horrible. Okay, if that's what 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.039 you need to say to yourself, because you could never 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.800 afford to live here and enjoy how much better this 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:27.440 place is than every place else. Fine, there's no one 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:30.880 here that's good, but it's just a reflection of you. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.119 There's tons of great people. Go out and meet them. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.120 This is from one of your Father in Law episodes, 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.760 Physical Exam Yesterday PSA zero point four to seven. You 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:42.360 made me check appreciate it. 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:43.840 Hey, look at that. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:45.359 You saved a life. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.640 Well, we didn't save his life because his PSA was 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.880 below one, which is all we were told you need 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:55.080 to do, per my father in law, who is not 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:59.200 a doctor, so that information could be completely bogused. I'd 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.440 like to go on record is saying that. But it 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:07.000 sounds like your PSA is great and you didn't need 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:07.760 to get it checked. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.520 If you watched Tosh point zero, you would have never 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:12.400 thought Daniel would be a great family man. 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.920 It never would have known I'd be a great family man. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:21.480 By the way, I hosted a clip show about internet videos. Ah, 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.120 it seems like a weird way to gauge if somebody 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.320 would be good or bad as a father or a husband. 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:34.159 But uh, all right, I'm glad you're pleasantly surprised. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.760 From your father in law's episode. A wealthy man saying 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.080 the economy is booming here in Florida while we all 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:40.120 suffer is wild. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:43.960 Joke's on you. You thought they're wealthy boy because he was 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:47.920 a banker, because banks have money. Okay. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:50.760 Also about Greg, is this the guy that sits on pillows? 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.000 He is? 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.360 That's the guy that sits on my throw pillows. 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:55.800 I'm an ice man, just like you. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:56.159 Greg. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:57.680 Never apologize for ice. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:01.240 You know what I did for him? This I got 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.320 him an ice machine. It was a joke gift, but 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.800 it was it was a nice one. It was like 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.760 on Prime Day, look at that, a little little play. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.200 I don't know. I saw this ice maker. It was 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:15.440 like the greatest ice maker. People loved it. Four hundred 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:18.200 bucks or something like that. I'm like, oh, this will 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:21.760 make him laugh. Put this on his on his counter 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:23.160 down in the guest house. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.040 I'm not sure where else to post this, meaning which video, 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:28.960 but please, if possible, have Mema on the podcast. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:34.920 Mema is dead. Okay, that wasn't clear. She was killed 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:41.400 in a snowplow accident Jeremy Renners driveway as I don't know, 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.880 I don't I don't think that's true. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.840 From the Astronaut episode, Interstellar is an amazing movie. Come on, Gosh, 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:48.560 raise your game. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.760 I know I'm not smart enough to get it, but 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.320 if an Astronaut says the movie is stupid, I stand 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:58.040 by it. Interstellar's garbage and I watched the whole thing, 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.640 which means it wasn't all garbage until it became garbage, 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.800 and that last part was enough garbage for me to 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:06.360 be like, that whole movie is horrible. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.080 From the Tour episode showering with kids is weird, no 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:09.800 way around it. 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:14.400 Well, yeah, showering with kids. I was showering with my kids. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:19.160 That's a huge difference. I'm not gonna take a bath 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.640 with them. That's disgusting. They were sitting a bath with 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.280 your kids. It's just like, oh, it's a ticking time 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:30.720 bomb until you know what happens. When I was much younger, 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:36.679 my first four million kids, I showered with them. They 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:41.560 went right down the drain. You get what I'm talking about. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:43.440 So i'mbout jerking off in the shower. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.080 It's actually ridiculous. How much I look forward to hearing 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:50.120 your son's bedtime stories every week? 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.559 Well, I hope you have rubber sheets, because you're about 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.360 to go potty in your bed when you find out 0:08:54.360 --> 0:09:04.120 who today's guest is. Enjoy Pasha, My guest today is 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:08.360 the creative mind behind our wildly popular and often confusing 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.839 Toss Show bedtime Stories. Hopefully I only needs permission from 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.480 one of his parents to be here today. Please welcome 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.640 from a bedroom just across the hall from mine, my 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:23.360 son Dan Junior dad name that's not his real name. No, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:24.679 I'm not gonna say your real name. I don't want 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.320 people to yell it. By the way, we don't have 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:32.520 to have him blurred like he's in witness Protectionark, you 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:36.360 look like a chicken. I don't want that either. A rooster. No, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:40.000 there we go. That's perfect. You like a robot. Yeah, 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:43.439 we're just trying to obscure your identity. I just don't 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:46.680 want people at you know, pervs at home just staring 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:50.160 at your beautiful No, why. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.360 They stand at my beauty? 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.079 All right? First question, and you're gonna talk loud into 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.880 the microphone. Okay, okay, you don't just scream are you 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:01.880 a boy or a girl? 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.600 Boy? But everyone thinks I'm a girl When I'm like 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:12.000 buy myself and someone says, I don't tell them like, hey, 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:13.760 I'm a boy and not a gul. 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:18.079 Why do people say, look at that girl? 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:21.199 Because I have one hair and I'm pretty. 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.960 You are pretty and you do have long hair. Oh man, 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:29.520 do you believe in ghosts? 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:30.280 No? 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:35.360 I respect that. Where were you born and a doctor 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.200 in the doctor You're born in Los Angeles, you live 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:42.440 in Malibu and Tahoe, Ah. You are destined to have 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.480 some problems. Do you love California? 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.079 I don't know what to say to that. I am 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:48.479 probably yes. 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:52.760 You do love California. Is it embarrassing that we often 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:53.520 dress alike? 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.120 I kind of like that. 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:59.040 I think I like it too. Mom likes to put 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.480 us in the same clothes all the time, doesn't she? Oh, so, 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:03.520 do we ready for your next question? 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:04.839 What is it? 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:06.199 Bacon or sausage? 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:07.080 Bacon? 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:08.560 Drums or piano? 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:10.040 Piano? 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:17.720 Mommy's or daddies? Who maybe daddy's favorite thing to do 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:18.559 with your little sister? 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:31.520 Dear properly, I don't think I know the answer to 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:32.280 that question. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:36.240 When somebody says, oh, that's funny or you're funny, what 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:36.880 do you say? 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:38.479 Comedy is subjective? 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.240 Comedy is subjective, and what does that mean? 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:44.520 It means if soundings funny to you, it doesn't mean 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:46.080 it's funny to the other person. 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.040 Now, you are very funny. Who do you think you 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:50.600 got your sense of humor from? 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.040 What do you mean? 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.120 Who do you think it tried to make you funnier? 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:55.200 Mommy or Daddy? 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.440 You? Daddy? 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.360 Who's the funniest person in the family? 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.960 Or bully Susan? Susan, She's like, Oh, they was just crazy, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:05.920 but that's fun. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.960 Do you have any imaginary friends? I mean, shit, I 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.800 can can you name all five of them? 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:17.440 Bumba ye is one of them? Cheetah? Who Cheetah? No? 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.160 Remember? Bingda bingda? 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:20.760 Yeah? 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:25.200 What about hamby gymby? What about me? 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:26.600 How? Mehow? 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:27.319 What it sounds like? 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:27.760 Me? How? 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:31.600 The greeting and Mandarin? But we we you changed it 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:32.240 to me? How? 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.760 I mean? I might get rid of them, get some 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:39.040 new ones, cool ones like imaginary dragon? 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.240 Interesting? Where did Bumba live? 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:42.240 New York? 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.880 New York? Oh man, it's so expensive. Tell everybody your 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:46.640 favorite food? 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.400 Oh dear, I bet I have a bunch of them. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:51.840 What are some foods that you like? 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:56.720 Bacon? But you already heard that. I think I like kisada, cheese, 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.880 burga maybe I like pretty much like a lot of 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.119 she think mac and cheese, cheese boogie? 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:04.720 You like sushi? 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.280 Oh? Yeah, you think I like skin? 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:08.320 What do you like for breakfast? 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.480 I could have anything. I don't know what I would 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.000 have something good? 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:17.000 What about breakfast burritos in Mexico? I had a what 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:17.959 do you have in Mexico? 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.480 boxIt burt is delicious? 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:21.720 What's your bedtime? 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.480 Don't think I know? 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:25.240 Do you have a bedtime? 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:26.040 Yeah? 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:27.440 Except on what day? 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.520 On Friday? Don't have a bedtime on the boss of 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:31.960 bedtime on Friday. 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:35.600 You're the boss of bedtime on Friday. But sometimes you 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:37.800 forget to ask us what day of the week it is, 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.760 and then you miss it and then how mad do 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:41.040 you get? 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.320 And I get so mad? Mm hmm. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:46.880 The problem is when you're the boss of bedtime, how 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:47.880 late do you stay awake? 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:48.880 Pretty great? 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:49.320 Yeah? 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:50.520 Like pretty right? 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:51.920 Yeah? Like you'd never get tired. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:53.480 I never want to go to bed. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.600 Who lets you watch more movies? Who gives you more 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.000 screen time? Mommy or daddy? 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:02.160 I'd say, I mean daddy, like, let me watch some movies. 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:04.000 You mommy doesn't like you to watch? 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.560 What scary movies? 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.000 Do you like scary movies? 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.800 Yeah? I think so. I mean I would like like 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:13.120 a shop dragon things like at all scilly, like everything 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.240 that's scilly, but not in real life, because it's like you, 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.120 it's scammy, right of course. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.560 Have you ever been married? 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:20.840 Yes? Yes? 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:22.200 Who did you get married to? 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:22.800 You? 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.280 And why did you want to get married to me? 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:27.600 Because I just think I wanted to. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.120 We got married. We had a nice, little small wedding 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.040 in our backyard, didn't I Yeah, that. 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:32.680 Was pretty fun. 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:33.360 It was fun. 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.320 I love you more than any person that in the 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:37.440 whole wide wall. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.040 Oh, where do you think you're gonna live when you 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:40.520 get older? 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.280 I think Moms wants me to stay here Malibu. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.800 I think that's right. Are you gonna stay with us? 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.040 Just stay here? Are you gonna stay in her house forever? 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.360 I don't know how they say any house, but I 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:52.520 might stay in the city. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.680 What about the airstream? Could you just move into the airstream? Oh? 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:56.600 I don't. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.800 How come when you talk to me every day your life? 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:06.080 You talk to me NonStop from six thirty in the 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:10.840 morning until eight o'clock at night, and you start every 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:15.680 single sentence with me with dad, Can I tell you something? 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:19.360 A new like? Oh, I got Dad? I mean, like, 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:23.680 what a weird being chased by some giant inder city? 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:27.200 And you did, and you're like, and I have to 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:28.120 say that, right? 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:31.320 Okay, So what you're trying to say there is I said, 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.680 stop saying Dad, Can I tell you something? Just start talking? 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:37.880 Because like if somebody was chasing with you, would you 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:39.960 be like, Dad, can I tell you something? And then 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.160 you wait for me to say yes, and then you go, 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.960 there's somebody chasing me? Or would you just say there's 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:48.320 somebody chasing me? So can you stop saying dad? Can 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:51.160 I tell you something? And just start telling me something dad? 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:52.360 Oh? 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:52.960 Man? 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:55.680 I mean like, do you want to do some jokes? 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.320 Hmm, yeah, I want to do some jokes. I right, 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.240 does your dad ever say bad words? 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:04.080 Yes? 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:05.640 Do you ever say bad words? 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:09.560 I mean I think I say bad words when you're 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:10.240 not listening? 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.960 What funny? And then we have this whole conversation. And 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:15.840 I don't think they're actually called bad words. They're just 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.800 like rude words are inappropriate or they're not nice. It 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:22.200 depends on the contexts. It's a lot goes into it. 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.440 But then there are actual bad words, but I don't 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:25.560 even want to get into those. I don't even know 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.040 when I'm supposed to start teaching you some things that 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:31.800 people say, Oh that's tough. Now do you know what 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:32.720 I do for a living? 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:33.760 Be funny? 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:34.840 I'm just funny. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:36.240 You're pretty funny. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.160 What do you want to do when you get older? 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.360 I mean, I'm a great builder, right, you're a great builder. 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:42.560 Do you want to be a builder? 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.200 I mean maybe? Right? 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.920 What do you like going to work with me? 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:52.920 I mean, I think this is I don't care. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.840 What about tours? Do I like going on tours. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:57.520 You do or not? I don't know. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:03.400 Maybe yeah, sure, you've already turned into a fifteen year old. 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:08.280 That's so sad. Do you know what this is right 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:09.120 now and what we're doing? 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.080 We are interviewing each other. 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:12.760 Do you know what a podcast is? 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:14.080 What's the podcast? 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.199 That's what we're doing. That's what this is. That's what 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.000 this is. Do you know the name of this show, 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:27.280 Toss Show? Is that the song do an impression of 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:32.600 my fans? 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:34.679 Now? 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:37.800 Did you know that you were on the Toss Show 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:41.399 that I was putting your bedtime stories that we that 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:44.760 Eddie animates them, turns them into a little little. 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:46.919 I know what Eddie animates them? 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.520 Okay, do you like your stories being animated? 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.840 I think so please. I think one time I head 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:55.600 animation show on TV. 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:59.000 I think you were three years old, and every night 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.399 before bed you would tell me a story, and I 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:04.679 always recorded you because I thought it was funny that 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.560 your voice was so cute and I wanted to remember 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:11.639 it forever, And now I put it on the show 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:15.120 so that everybody can watch it and hear your stories. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.359 Do you understand your old stories when you listen to them? 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:20.199 Do you know what you're saying when I ask you 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:20.960 what word is this? 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:25.040 I don't know if I always understand myself, I mean, listen, 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:30.080 I'm just free as well. You don't always understand myself 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:31.480 when I'm free years old. 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:32.600 That makes sense. 0:18:32.680 --> 0:18:35.560 I would understand myself when I'm free he as old, 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:38.119 but like when I grew up in and i'd listen 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:40.199 to what I'm fleasy as well. They don't think I 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:41.080 can understand? 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:45.000 That makes sense. What is your process? Are your stories 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.520 well thought out? Or do you just see things in 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:48.760 the room and start talking? 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.399 Just ask me another question. That's way better than that. 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:55.480 Okay, I'll ask you another question's way better than that. 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:58.159 Is it more fun to hear a bedtime story or 0:18:58.200 --> 0:18:59.480 tell a bedtime story? 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:01.480 I think she at bedtime? Sorry? 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:05.520 How many? But I also thinking geez, go ahead. 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:08.320 I also think it would be fun to tell warm 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:12.120 like people like, go yay, that's cool. You know. 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.440 How many people do you think have heard the bedtime 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:17.879 stories that you've told. 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:20.760 Robberie A couple of people? 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:27.440 Yeah, no, maybe, so your storytelling hasn't stopped. You still 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:30.199 tell stories, but I don't record you at night? Are 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:33.160 you mad that I recorded you every night? Telling stories 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:38.040 or no. So, okay, good, I think it's neat. I've 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:41.920 always loved them. You know what's tough now is now 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:45.960 that you read books that are like smaller print. Is 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.280 I have to have all the lights on to read 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.440 at night to you, and then you don't get sleepy. 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:52.720 It's a problem. 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:55.800 You will make my eyes too when you put on 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.600 the lights, and then I get used to the lights. 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:00.119 I know, and then when I turned down it's it 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:04.480