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Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who ordered a door bell online.

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Speaker 2: He spent an entire Saturday afternoon installing it, follow the

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Speaker 2: directions to the T. Yeah, and guess what, it doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not his font.

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Speaker 2: So he sent a message to customer service, and thankfully

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Speaker 2: his neighbor told us that he did that. That way

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Speaker 2: we can call him and offer some helpful but snarky

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Speaker 2: advice in your phone. Tap right now another Hello, Hi, Nick,

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Speaker 2: this is Nick. Hey, I'm calling from Hardware Customer care Center.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 2: We got your message about an issue that you're having

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Speaker 2: with your doorbell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I ordered it online and I followed the directions to

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Speaker 4: a T and it's just it doesn't work. You pressed

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Speaker 4: the button and nothing happened. I went online and filled

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Speaker 4: out the form. I tried to get help from like

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Speaker 4: the chatbot, but that couldn't help me at all.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, yeah, I get it. Everybody has problems, So

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Speaker 2: what now this is my problem?

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Speaker 3: Excuse me? Like not everybody has problems.

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Speaker 4: I don't expect when I buy something and I follow

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Speaker 4: the directions and do it the way it's supposed to be,

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Speaker 4: that I'm going to have a problem with it.

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Speaker 2: So I get it. You're just like the forty fifth

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Speaker 2: person I've had to help with a door bell today.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's your job.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great, No, tell me my job now.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, listen to me for a second. I appreciate

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Speaker 4: you calling. I want to work through this together. I

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Speaker 4: don't in any way want this to be contentious. Can

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Speaker 4: you approach it from a service standpoint?

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Speaker 2: Looking at the model that you purchased? It is currently

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Speaker 2: sold out?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so let's figure out to fix the.

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Speaker 2: Model that I may have purchased the final three just

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Speaker 2: so that people would stop calling about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what what did you.

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Speaker 2: Just say, don't worry about I'm just saying we don't

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Speaker 2: have that model anymore.

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Speaker 4: No, you just said, you guys are having a problem

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Speaker 4: with this particular model. So you guys bought out the

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Speaker 4: last three?

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Speaker 3: No, one full well shipping it to me. There's a

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Speaker 3: problem with the model.

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Speaker 2: You probably just installed it wrong.

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Speaker 3: It's not because I installed it wrong.

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Speaker 4: You already told me that these doorbells don't work, that

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Speaker 4: they're defective, and then you guys purchased out the last

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Speaker 4: of the stocks so you didn't run into it again.

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Speaker 2: I never said that you did too. You said those words, okay,

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Speaker 2: well you weren't supposed to hear that.

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Speaker 3: You sent them out loud. What is wrong?

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Speaker 4: How do you think I'm not going to hear you

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Speaker 4: when you're talking into the phone and you said those

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Speaker 4: words out loud to me.

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Speaker 2: And all the time that you've spent complaining to me,

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Speaker 2: I installed ten of those doorbells with no issue. Listen

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Speaker 2: to that work.

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Speaker 4: Wait, wait, you're getting a little bit too big for

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Speaker 4: your bridges. I don't know who you are exactly, what

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Speaker 4: part of the you're calling me from?

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Speaker 2: Who calls it britches? What part of the country are

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Speaker 2: you calling you?

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Speaker 3: You're getting too big for your britches, And I'm not

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Speaker 3: going there.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to tolerate that.

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Speaker 2: Like if you want see it. Look, okay, I just

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Speaker 2: installed another doorbell, not that all, did you hear it.

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Speaker 2: You hear it going off, and it sounds perfect right, it's.

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Speaker 4: A sound effect you're playing off your phone. Man, you

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Speaker 4: didn't install in the doorbell. I bought a doorbell some

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Speaker 4: use it doesn't work, and all I did.

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Speaker 2: Was ask for I'm at the hardware store right now.

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Speaker 4: You are not at the hardware store. You're in a

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Speaker 4: customer service center with all the other losers that can't

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Speaker 4: get a job doing anything else other than answer and

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Speaker 4: phone because it's the easiest job in the world.

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Speaker 3: All you have to do is land.

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Speaker 2: There's my fourth doorbell that I've installed.

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Speaker 4: All you have to do is listen and be compassionate.

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Speaker 2: I think I have the perfect doorbell for you. Let

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Speaker 2: me just press the button. It seems to fit your personality.

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Speaker 3: I will give you.

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Speaker 4: I will give you my addresser, You give me your address,

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Speaker 4: and I will meet you somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear the doorbell sound that I just played

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Speaker 2: for you? You let me press it again?

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Speaker 3: Are you shushing me?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: That's the doorbell sent on it that It doesn't sound

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Speaker 4: like a doorbell at all.

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Speaker 2: See that's a nuts that's a combo doorbell.

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Speaker 3: What kind of idiot are you.

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Speaker 2: That one's for people who are talking about in.

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Speaker 4: All seriousness, did you walk into work today and decide

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Speaker 4: that you wanted to get fired because I'm not going

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Speaker 4: to put up with this from you at all.

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Speaker 2: That was funny. That was really good. Actually, you're kind

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Speaker 2: of a comedian.

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Speaker 3: How about I re erase your face?

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Speaker 4: How funny is that?

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Speaker 2: That was hilarious. He's here all night. Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: Make sure to tip your waitress and try the veal

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Speaker 2: and also buy a doorbell.

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Speaker 3: I know what you're doing.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how you're doing it, but it's not funny.

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Speaker 4: It's really stupid.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 4: You are by far the worst customer service represented I

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Speaker 4: have ever talked to you before.

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Speaker 2: I think it's time for me to go.

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Speaker 3: Where is the he's gonna go?

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Speaker 2: Before I hang up on your and never talk to

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Speaker 2: you again. I do need to let you know that

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Speaker 2: your neighbor Brian says what's up and that you've been

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Speaker 2: pranked on the radio remakes.

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Speaker 4: Dude, you're not making any sense and the sounds you're

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Speaker 4: playing all.

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Speaker 2: Because my name is actually jeff from brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. This is a phone tap, dude, No way,

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Speaker 2: your neighbor Brian helped me because he said that you

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Speaker 2: tube been pulling pranks on each other for the last

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Speaker 2: fifteen years as next door neighbors, so now he's getting

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Speaker 2: back at you.

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Speaker 3: Tell you you were good at being an ass. I'll

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Speaker 3: give you that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you know what I've heard enough the week.

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Speaker 4: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,