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Speaker 1: We want y'all to kick it. We will be doing
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Speaker 1: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has.
Speaker 2: A good meet and greet. Bro.
Speaker 3: Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you
Speaker 3: for free.
Speaker 4: So some of my Jehovah's witnesses, witnessings, you know, I
Speaker 4: guess witness of my Yeah, it comes out of my pores.
Speaker 4: We did a lot of Jehovah's witness jokes on Meno
Speaker 4: nine one one, us chasing and beating up Jehovah's witnesses
Speaker 4: because of me.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say to that.
Speaker 4: Nor do I, but a lot of it was because
Speaker 4: of my you know, ship.
Speaker 2: They're like, Cedric, do you feel better?
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know, a little guilty funny though.
Speaker 2: It's very funny. Yeah, my growth chips and your Kala
Speaker 2: bears are racists.
Speaker 3: Money can't tell me.
Speaker 2: You got to have a mother for me, So bring
Speaker 2: that big ass round this way so I could work
Speaker 2: on that zipper baby. Welcome little Mamas and gentiles alike
Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theories and we finally worked to prove that the erasure
Speaker 2: of the hashtag black boy Joy was in fact perpetrated
Speaker 2: by the fat cats down at the Almond Joy Company.
Speaker 2: They could not have us brown on the outside and
Speaker 2: sweet on the inside. It would distract from their product.
Speaker 2: I'm David Bori. I like that.
Speaker 1: I'm Langston Kerman and I'm impressed. That's pretty Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was pretty good. There goes all the way to the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, come on, I enjoy our conspiracies when
Speaker 2: they go all the way to that. I like it.
Speaker 2: You gotta have the full breadth. I could have kept
Speaker 2: it on the ground floor, but not in person. Are
Speaker 2: you in an almond milk person? Are you a milk yeah?
Speaker 2: Any not milk milk is all? Okay, you're off classic dairy.
Speaker 2: I think we all need to get off the cow's
Speaker 2: dicks a little bit. Okay, it doesn't come out there dick,
Speaker 2: but I like you know what I'm saying. But in general,
Speaker 2: beef dairy all, you got to relax on the cow
Speaker 2: a little bit. I got you. Yeah, I drink. I'll
Speaker 2: drink almond milk sometimes, okay, but I don't really have
Speaker 2: a lot of milk in general. Yeah, are you almond milk?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're we're an almond milk house. But but I
Speaker 1: think it's.
Speaker 2: Not going green over there. Huh. We're not going green.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't until after we had committed that I
Speaker 1: realized that this was a big mistake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that almond milk is actually harmful to the environment.
Speaker 2: And what do you want me to like try cashews?
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't also, and shit like that. It's
Speaker 2: like there's no ethical consumption under capitalism. We give it
Speaker 2: up to the military. You drink the almond milk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know that there's an alternative that's going to
Speaker 1: be healthier for for.
Speaker 2: Me and mind. So I agreed almond it is. But
Speaker 2: I do like almond joy, which is gross. Yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's relate to that even a little bit. There's a problem.
Speaker 2: One of the grossest candies I've ever heard about in
Speaker 2: my life. A sick fuck. I guess today is not
Speaker 2: a sick fuck. I don't think. No, he's phenomenal. I
Speaker 2: truly can't believe he's here. I can't believe you get it.
Speaker 4: I mean, you couldn't be more light skin or enjoying milk. Still.
Speaker 2: I think that's a light I mean.
Speaker 4: Black people can't have that, but you know we I'm
Speaker 4: an oat milk type of Oh god myself, but if
Speaker 4: you're doing full out milk right now in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: You couldn't be more light skin.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 4: You're saying, aspire to be able to drink milk milk? Oh,
Speaker 4: come on, I don't even know what that's like. You're saying,
Speaker 4: drake minced milk.
Speaker 1: A refrigerator fills with milk. Oh, I wish I could
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: I think he dips in it. I think he babies
Speaker 2: in it. Whoa milk bath, that's the thing, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 1: I don't think they just do exclusively. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's just milk in there. I think it's like, really,
Speaker 1: I think it's like a poor a.
Speaker 2: Little poor, a little taste of milk that's trash. Yeah
Speaker 2: it's not. It's not as cool. I guess you can't
Speaker 2: really use it.
Speaker 4: I'm enjoy I mean joys in the name, so I'm
Speaker 4: on his side. Wow with that. I mean it's got
Speaker 4: coconut in it. It's got coconut, and that's a little coconut.
Speaker 4: Candies are aren't always the best, but there's something about
Speaker 4: it allmond.
Speaker 2: Joy they got they mix all together.
Speaker 1: You've attacked light skinned people, You've you've sided with him
Speaker 1: on the nastiest candy available. I don't know that This
Speaker 1: is a great start, but I'm excited to introduce our guests.
Speaker 1: Surely one of my favorite comedians, actors, talents of all time.
Speaker 2: You know him from from Reno.
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Speaker 1: Black Dynamite, God damn it. My my favorite line ever
Speaker 1: served up in television or film history comes from this man.
Speaker 1: And most importantly, wait, which line is it?
Speaker 2: But but black drugs through the community. It's you couldn't
Speaker 2: have done it better.
Speaker 4: The thing is about that line, it's so stupid, is that.
Speaker 2: No one's ever was ever afraid.
Speaker 4: Of black Dynamite, you know, and we all know his
Speaker 4: history of kicking ass. So for me, it was like
Speaker 4: just being honest about the situation. You are stopping something
Speaker 4: from what I'm doing that and I'm afraid of you.
Speaker 4: I respect you, but that's what I That's what I do.
Speaker 2: That's what I do.
Speaker 4: And so that you know, it was an improv improvised line,
Speaker 4: and so you know, to speak you truth, and so
Speaker 4: that's why it generates. I feel like why it's so
Speaker 4: it just you know, Bud in the heart of people.
Speaker 1: I reposted every year like it's a holiday.
Speaker 4: You just celebrated yesterday, the fifteen year anniversary of that movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, you know, Michael J. White genius, and it just
Speaker 4: seemed like everybody got the tone and figured out, Yo,
Speaker 4: this is this is this the stuff we want to do.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect film, and we're so happy you're here.
Speaker 1: But more importantly, you're here to promote your new film
Speaker 1: during number two. Yeah, Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 4: Clint Eastwood Project. Yeah, November one, November one, your number two,
Speaker 4: Nichol starting, Nicholas Holt, Tony collect JK. Simmons key for
Speaker 4: someone and and then my weird ass got in there somehow.
Speaker 4: So but yeah, it's a it's a cool thriller, courtroom drama.
Speaker 4: Has got no superheroes, no supernatural stuff, just some adults,
Speaker 4: some adult.
Speaker 2: Ship and I watch is adult movies. This is perfect
Speaker 2: for you. That's my main y.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not as adult as you as you'd want it.
Speaker 2: Judge Man finds a way to make things.
Speaker 4: I'm a trooper, you know, I knew Reno nine on
Speaker 4: one was something when we had the renal nine on
Speaker 4: one triple X parody of it.
Speaker 2: That's great, yo.
Speaker 4: We hosted it, we hosted it, We hosted a screening
Speaker 4: of the parody. The renal cast at U c B
Speaker 4: here in Hollywood, and a couple of porn stars also
Speaker 4: showed up too, and we showed a couple of clips
Speaker 4: of it. But yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't get to sign off on who's
Speaker 2: playing you. No, No, that's I would be worried about.
Speaker 2: I was a little offended to cast. You come on,
Speaker 2: man better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not that's not even me.
Speaker 2: That's south By Southwest.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I don't work that often that I can't
Speaker 4: be a part of this product.
Speaker 2: I was available, I'm single, you know, let's let's go.
Speaker 4: Let's go. But yeah, that's when I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: Rena might have a little power here for bro and
Speaker 4: parodies of us.
Speaker 2: If this ship gets a pornal parody, you won't even
Speaker 2: see me again.
Speaker 4: You don't want that though, just to right, you know,
Speaker 4: not that there's anything wrong with that, right, but a
Speaker 4: parody of y'all just oh, just us?
Speaker 2: That was crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm just no bad press at this point. I'm willing
Speaker 1: to take whatever they offer.
Speaker 4: What do you want from me? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: We're here to we're here to get the numbers here.
Speaker 2: I would love to see the demographic for it as well.
Speaker 2: I would love just what that room looks like. Who
Speaker 2: wanted this? Who was looking would want then willing to
Speaker 2: watch the whole parent Yeah, because part of the parody
Speaker 2: is that they're having sex, but they're also saying weird
Speaker 2: things about the government. Yeah, that's your conspiracies are worked in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we would write it, I assume, right, we would
Speaker 2: get tapped to write I hope, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: You know, Obama's an alien, right, Yeah, I will wild.
Speaker 2: We would need a third because whatever the dynamics of
Speaker 2: the two of us, whatever they picked, would surely ruin
Speaker 2: this podcast in our relationship. I see what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that would really fuck us up.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, there's a dominance that would be introduced
Speaker 1: that we can't undo.
Speaker 2: And is a disrespect. Quite frankly, I don't think either
Speaker 2: of us are both to take You're right. I'm a
Speaker 2: fragile man. I can't. I couldn't handle that. That would
Speaker 2: really that would really fuck me up. Damn, Yarborough is here.
Speaker 4: I was fine with just having a moment of silence
Speaker 4: and what that was.
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 4: I am here too as well.
Speaker 2: We're so excited Yeah, thank you all for having me.
Speaker 1: We discussed conspiracies on this podcast, and you came with
Speaker 1: a conspiracy that that I'm excited about.
Speaker 2: David.
Speaker 1: I know, I know this hits very close to home
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: You said, my mama told.
Speaker 1: Me dinosaurs are properly fake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go tell us everything. You know.
Speaker 4: So I grew up in Minneapolis and our family were
Speaker 4: Jehovah's witnesses, Okay, And I mean there's so much that
Speaker 4: there that we grew up learning or being told. Mama
Speaker 4: told us things that were what.
Speaker 2: So this is coming directly from the sources.
Speaker 4: Yeah, coming from mom. Yeah, we you know, we learned
Speaker 4: in school about the dinosaurs and she's like, now you
Speaker 4: know that's that's worldly. She would call it worldly. And
Speaker 4: but by the way, we were bootleg Jeovah's witnesses because
Speaker 4: because we we definitely we're taught the teachings of Jehovah's witnesses,
Speaker 4: but also in a skewed mom weird way. And also
Speaker 4: I'm a child, so remembering some of this is also
Speaker 4: also a skewed as well.
Speaker 2: So when you say bootleg, are we saying are y'all
Speaker 2: door to door? Are you hitting? Are you hitting the streets.
Speaker 4: Away thomes, but not really because I didn't want to
Speaker 4: get up, you know, on Saturday. So that kind of
Speaker 4: boot like kind of like let's do some of the things. Yeah, Halloween, Christmas,
Speaker 4: birthdays we didn't do. But you know, here's a little
Speaker 4: bit of so.
Speaker 2: It's just happy. It's it's not your birthday. It's not
Speaker 2: your birthday.
Speaker 4: We just like the day before, let's celebrate Thanksgiving with
Speaker 4: a chicken. That kind of that's how.
Speaker 2: Do you appreciate that? Now? Though? Uh no, like let's
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 4: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: Why are we faking the funky? Stop playing?
Speaker 4: Let me because now I'm still as an adult, like
Speaker 4: are we right about celebrating and stuff? You know, if
Speaker 4: you have a girlfriend, you know, do I have a
Speaker 4: Christmas tree and celebrate Christmas?
Speaker 1: And that whole you're saying that that the conflict was
Speaker 1: introduced to you and you can't undo that conflict.
Speaker 4: You can't undo the conflict. You can go you know,
Speaker 4: I want to celebrate this stuff, But am I celebrating
Speaker 4: it because of what I didn't do? Or because of
Speaker 4: do we celebrate God and Jesus on this day? Really?
Speaker 4: Is it really actually commercial? Or do I just want
Speaker 4: to have fun. And you know that's is this too
Speaker 4: deep to getness? The whole thing about my whole psychology
Speaker 4: of the other day, I was with some friends. I'm
Speaker 4: a name drop. You know. Tracy Tom's the amazing actor,
Speaker 4: Tracy Toms. She rents and she's done Quentin Tarantino films.
Speaker 4: And I was over at her spot and she's and
Speaker 4: I mentioned something about being a Jehovah's witness as a kid.
Speaker 4: She's like, that's what it is about you.
Speaker 5: It's a bad moment, but it clicked for her, like, yeah,
Speaker 5: oh see, that's what with you. But that's why you
Speaker 5: That's why you this, That's why you ain't right, that
Speaker 5: is why you this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so your your mom is telling you dinosaurs are worldly?
Speaker 4: Uh yeah that those bones. I don't really trust those bones.
Speaker 4: Those are fake.
Speaker 1: And you when you hear this, you are a child.
Speaker 2: Do you believe this?
Speaker 1: Are you then repeating it back at the school like, hey,
Speaker 1: y'all big news. My mom said, Uh, everything we've been
Speaker 1: learning is bullshit.
Speaker 4: No I have not did Okay, So I also here's
Speaker 4: the other thing. I also grew up around. You know,
Speaker 4: Minnesota's very white and we were you know, the only
Speaker 4: black uh family in this neighborhood. So some things I
Speaker 4: already knew not to just re veal just because of
Speaker 4: my otherness. Anyway, I got you black family, Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 4: Your name is Ciedric, not Cedric? What is that?
Speaker 2: So it was a lot of others. You had a
Speaker 2: lot going on, a lot going on.
Speaker 4: For me, and so what is you know, what do
Speaker 4: you reveal what.
Speaker 2: You can't be back? And then screaming about not real animals.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's that's yeah, not for nothing, really cool fucking animals,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, Like to be the kid
Speaker 6: that goes like dinosaurs ain't real.
Speaker 2: You're being ahead. That's like, that is true. That's that's
Speaker 2: what you don't with sources. What are you doing? It's
Speaker 2: t rex, come on man, Yeah that is And then
Speaker 2: that is tough.
Speaker 4: Yes, now, Mom says no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, siege, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't. I I was fighting white children all the
Speaker 4: time anyway, you know, that's the rema was being flown
Speaker 4: around all the time. I didn't and we didn't stand
Speaker 4: up for the pledge of allegiance, you know, we had
Speaker 4: to stand for the pledge allegiance. Mom said, no, that's
Speaker 4: that's worldly politics we don't believe in. So I'm also
Speaker 4: that kid sitting in the corner while everyone's up.
Speaker 2: But I liked because did you stand for the no?
Speaker 1: I relate to that because I grew up in a
Speaker 1: socialist household. My dad was a very practicing socialist and
Speaker 1: we were told not to stand up. We would go
Speaker 1: to NBA games sometimes because my uncle had like he
Speaker 1: was a doctor and had these weird box tickets that
Speaker 1: he could get and my dad would take us and
Speaker 1: then we would sit and boy, were people mad at us?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean that you nighted center Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan in the nineties.
Speaker 2: That's the best America? And what's the one to stand
Speaker 2: up for? We're refusing it? And it was embarrassing as ship.
Speaker 2: They had the bull like, yeah, a laser bull.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whole wind up, you know, fifteen year old of
Speaker 4: fifteen little kids hating on you as opposed to grown
Speaker 4: and grown men mad at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you get surprised when you find out how
Speaker 2: much niggas love America. Have you ever had that conversation
Speaker 2: where you're like, I didn't even know.
Speaker 7: I thought we were all on the same page, But yeah,
Speaker 7: I knew you were in the army, but I thought
Speaker 7: you just like motorcycles. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 7: that's the craziest ship. It always surprises me when you
Speaker 7: beat because black people love America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the It is sort of the violence.
Speaker 1: I would say that that was created around the black identity.
Speaker 1: They pretends if we don't like America, and in fact,
Speaker 1: so many of American institutions are shipped that black people
Speaker 1: champion to the fullest.
Speaker 4: We built the ship. Yeah, so our blood, sweat and
Speaker 4: tears are all up and through here. Yes, there was
Speaker 4: revolutionaries that were against a lot of the ideology, but
Speaker 4: you know, a lot of us built this ship. So yeah,
Speaker 4: crazy think we're.
Speaker 2: Like company men for America. Yeah god, wait, did you
Speaker 2: grow up believing in dinosaurs? Were you a dinosaur? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm not an animal.
Speaker 4: Like the animals.
Speaker 2: Traditional way actors I did. I just bro I realized
Speaker 2: this now in hindsight, My childhood was so chaotic. I
Speaker 2: didn't give a ship like when kids. I never had
Speaker 2: a dinosaur phase. I was never like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I mean like I thought Jurassic Park was cool, but
Speaker 2: I wasn't really giving it much thought. It didn't it
Speaker 2: didn't transform your childhood in any kind of way. I
Speaker 2: did not give a fuck. I still don't really care
Speaker 2: about dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Well that's that's I think is a great segue into
Speaker 1: my next question is where are you now as.
Speaker 2: It relates to dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Obviously that was a worldly teaching, But are you now
Speaker 1: like fully like absolutely they were real?
Speaker 2: I fuck with them.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan or are you like no, I'm
Speaker 1: still I'm still not a one hundred percent certain And one.
Speaker 4: Of my favorite things is to have a gummy and
Speaker 4: then turn on on Apple. They have those these like
Speaker 4: AI dinosaurs like that Robert Otten.
Speaker 8: Yeah, fucking Calling Mountain.
Speaker 4: That's my ship. Yeah, I laugh at that and watch
Speaker 4: and gok it's dope. I love that.
Speaker 2: Ye so yeah, no, uh you know I'm with him.
Speaker 4: Your team Donosa Dinosaur.
Speaker 2: And Adam Robert Addenborough. What's his name? David?
Speaker 1: Adam David his brother was was the one in Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2: What his brother David Attenborough's.
Speaker 1: Brother is the old man in Jurassic Park that builds
Speaker 1: the park.
Speaker 2: Clever girl. Wow, Yeah, you got clever girl.
Speaker 1: Clevern Girls, the that weird Australian man who gets eaten
Speaker 1: by the raptor.
Speaker 2: I thought clever Girl was, but the old guy who
Speaker 2: set it up. Yeah, welcome to Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's David Addenborough's brother.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Edinburgh.
Speaker 1: They went ray very different than they.
Speaker 2: Went really hard for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's the opposite of us, the absolute opposite, the
Speaker 4: absolute opposite. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you you are now an advocate for dinosaurs,
Speaker 2: or certainly an I did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah I am. When dinosaur draws right like real,
Speaker 4: like no, I'm rich, So I got like real real
Speaker 4: that was.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like any of the questions that your
Speaker 1: mom introduced as it relates to dinosaurs have ever come
Speaker 1: into play in your adulthood?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? That?
Speaker 1: Like, now more than ever, we live in this conspiratorial
Speaker 1: society where people go like, ah, these things aren't real.
Speaker 1: The Earth is flat, there's a fucking earth inside of
Speaker 1: the earth, you know what I mean? Like, there's all
Speaker 1: kinds of crazy stuff. Do you feel like you've ever
Speaker 1: heard some of your mom's theories out in the world
Speaker 1: and gone like, Okay, she wasn't completely off base as
Speaker 1: it were.
Speaker 4: Oh man, there's comedically no, yeah, but realistically probably yeah. Probably.
Speaker 4: She's just a good, sweet person. She's so damn funny
Speaker 4: and very sweet. And I just feel like a lot
Speaker 4: of what we were doing back then, particularly like anything
Speaker 4: like a gang. You know, you're looking for a family,
Speaker 4: and when she's from Mississippi moved to Minnesota, and so
Speaker 4: she was looking for like minded individuals. Yeah, and we
Speaker 4: all do. And she's a you know, a younger woman.
Speaker 4: She sees you know, a lot of black people fuck
Speaker 4: Jo's Witnesses. We talked about it a lot. You guys
Speaker 4: have big, good hit record producing talent. Yes, yeah, pretty
Speaker 4: good farm. But I mean, come on, it's a pretty
Speaker 4: good farm.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They are there. They are the King. There they are. Yes,
Speaker 2: you got some Hooper yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, what's
Speaker 2: the kid? Noah Lyles, wasn't he the Quinta Quinta Winter
Speaker 2: was Jehovah's. Yes, we were Jehovah's.
Speaker 4: We didn't know that. Yeah, y'all got a bond. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: I know. My boy, one of the funniest writers, Jerry Minor.
Speaker 4: He is also uh ex Jehovah's witness. We should do
Speaker 4: a documentary about it.
Speaker 2: It's come on, man, the Hollywood ties. It's like you
Speaker 2: guys in scientology. Yes, yeah, I don't feel don't have this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe we got that and.
Speaker 2: Didn't say she didn't damn thing.
Speaker 4: Hey, my career is fine, damn it.
Speaker 2: I knew this was.
Speaker 4: A bad move, but but yeah, no, you know, Joe's
Speaker 4: witnesses are black scientology.
Speaker 1: But I do think to your point, it is a community.
Speaker 1: You find yourself sort of aligning with the and we
Speaker 1: talk about this with conspiracy a lot, where you find
Speaker 1: yourself aligning with these theories, these ideas, these whatever. Because
Speaker 1: you find community, you find some people who look like
Speaker 1: you and are are kind of on the same wave
Speaker 1: as you, and it's easier to just kind of roll
Speaker 1: with the punches, as it were, instead of like you like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't agree with this side of it and then
Speaker 1: getting put out right and not an.
Speaker 4: End of your question. Also, yeah, I mean the teachings
Speaker 4: definitely affect my adult thinking. Sure, you know where where
Speaker 4: I think about you know certain things, how I you know,
Speaker 4: put things in categorism. Aye, Yeah, that's a little worldly
Speaker 4: for me, or that's a little much still feel that
Speaker 4: way in some regard. There's some things I just don't
Speaker 4: funk with because that's just them.
Speaker 2: Like you don't play cards, what are we talking about
Speaker 2: play cards?
Speaker 4: But uh, you know, I think a lot of what
Speaker 4: I don't funk with I do because mentally, I'd like
Speaker 4: to be positive. I like to not wallowing the the
Speaker 4: the diddiness. I'm Diddy free. By the way, we weren't
Speaker 4: even I'm doing I'm putting it out there right, get.
Speaker 2: Out of it.
Speaker 1: I was going to bring them up because you have
Speaker 1: the type of career where I was like.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was not, I'm diddy free for you. Oh
Speaker 4: you know what, not that I wouldn't have gone if
Speaker 4: I had been. Let's also put that out there.
Speaker 2: They want me there.
Speaker 4: You based a cable dog.
Speaker 2: And here's what I'll say, the Diddy party on you.
Speaker 2: Shame on you, Diddy.
Speaker 1: You had the chance to invite this man to one
Speaker 1: of your fine, fine parties, and you wasted it.
Speaker 4: I would have been fun, he would have been fun.
Speaker 2: He you squandered that opportunity. And I hope that rock.
Speaker 2: I hope while you right in prison that rocks in
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 4: That reminds me of a time where I did get
Speaker 4: kicked out of a party a BET Awards at an
Speaker 4: awards BT Awards party at the Roosevelt Hotel So me
Speaker 4: and Aaron macgruder from the Boondocks, why we thought we
Speaker 4: could go to the BET Awards party.
Speaker 2: You know, we fucked with BT all the time on
Speaker 2: the show. Why did we think we could.
Speaker 4: Go in there and and it be okay?
Speaker 1: You guys didn't just fuck with like the concept of BET.
Speaker 1: You named their executives and shipped on them individually.
Speaker 2: Which was amazing. Boy was that good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was great. But the ego that we thought,
Speaker 4: let's get up in here, it might have been Aaron. Yeah, No,
Speaker 4: it was Aaron who got tapped on the shoulder. Big
Speaker 4: Bro was like, uh, I'm gonna talk to you for
Speaker 4: a seconds.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: You know you're not supposed to be in here, right.
Speaker 4: We were like, oh wait what yeah, and he pointed
Speaker 4: to a camera. They don't want you here.
Speaker 2: Whoa, he's got cameras something. He got cameras. Oh, we're
Speaker 2: not all surprised.
Speaker 4: They have camp I mean cameras, that's not that.
Speaker 2: Was their main thing was that camera. Yeah at a party.
Speaker 2: I didn't think they had.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they they saw us there and hold us.
Speaker 4: They told Aaron, and I was with Aaron and so
Speaker 4: your boy. Yes, but they were like, no, you gotta
Speaker 4: go to you know. It was like, okay, yeah, bye
Speaker 4: bye dog, I see yeah, we're on Monday here in
Speaker 4: the Yeah. But yeah, they were like, damn, yeah.
Speaker 2: This is great and we need to take a break.
Speaker 1: Yea, we're gonna We're gonna take a break and we're
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Speaker 2: discussing dinosaurs Edgy number two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't I don't know that I've seen
Speaker 1: you in a drama yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, not many people have. I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: grow up in Minneapolis. I'm a theater kid. I was
Speaker 4: trained Shakespeare, lots of straight plays, got in a musical theater.
Speaker 4: Then I just thought, you know what, I need to
Speaker 4: be a little bit more well rounded. I'm still real shy.
Speaker 4: So I started getting in the sketch and improv comedy.
Speaker 4: They have a really great theater environment in Minneapolis. They,
Speaker 4: I mean, the education system is pretty pretty damn great,
Speaker 4: particularly for the creatives and artists. And so I got
Speaker 4: in the sketching improv. But you know, I had this
Speaker 4: drama background. And when I got out to Hollywood, that
Speaker 4: comedy door was open, and I went in and let's
Speaker 4: let's let's see where we can go. But you know,
Speaker 4: a lot of the Minneapolis, Minneapolis audiences know about you know,
Speaker 4: some of my my dramatic work, but we've never seen anything,
Speaker 4: you know, more on the screen side of it. So, uh,
Speaker 4: this was a really cool opportunity to flex that muscle.
Speaker 4: And and and uh I had an audition for Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 2: He was there.
Speaker 4: No, he saw my take. Okay, I got you sent
Speaker 4: it in and apparently, you know, he said, that's my
Speaker 4: that's my guy, that's who I want to I bet.
Speaker 1: That's how he said it too, that's my guy, that's
Speaker 1: my mother.
Speaker 4: Me. So yeah, we did. Got to shoot it in Savannah,
Speaker 4: and uh, you know, I think people are going to
Speaker 4: dig this film because it there's a moral dilemma. This
Speaker 4: uh character, Nicholas Holt, is part of an accident and
Speaker 4: you you wonder if he did it or if he
Speaker 4: didn't do it. And now he's on the jury of
Speaker 4: the case of said accident. Who was an innocent man
Speaker 4: being accused of this murder and Nick is possibly the
Speaker 4: guy who did it. And now he's on the jury.
Speaker 2: Fantasy of mine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you've.
Speaker 2: Been dreaming about this your whole life. I'm on the
Speaker 2: jury and I did the ship. Yeah that's what my
Speaker 2: porno would be if you weren't in it. This is
Speaker 2: this is an offshoot David Bory original h I get that.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So yeah, it's such a it's a it's a
Speaker 4: cool it's a cool, cool way to show this part
Speaker 4: of my my creativity. There aren't very many ninety four
Speaker 4: year olds making Hollywood hit films, you know, anything worth while? No, yeah,
Speaker 4: except Dookie.
Speaker 2: You should see my thirty year old.
Speaker 4: Yeah this this, this ninety four year old Dookie is
Speaker 4: not as good as but yeah, it's uh, it was.
Speaker 4: It was great to to I like that Nicholas hole Man,
Speaker 4: He's he's solid, He's uh. I Like, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: You know, sometimes people are great on screen but not
Speaker 4: so great off camera. And I was like this, dude,
Speaker 4: god damn. Yeah right, yeah, it's it's just like.
Speaker 2: What why do you think you could talk to anybody
Speaker 2: any kind of way?
Speaker 1: You're like, bro, I didn't even know about you before this.
Speaker 1: You should behave differently, right, people are you would think
Speaker 1: you would be people like you what you don't like
Speaker 1: human beings?
Speaker 4: Just think you can just talk to him anyway, any
Speaker 4: kind of way. This dude, Nicholas Hole, he's the real deal. Man.
Speaker 4: I just like how he moved around off camera and
Speaker 4: on camera. That's man.
Speaker 2: November first, go check out if you're number two. All right,
Speaker 2: let's talk dinosaur.
Speaker 4: Now, let's go back.
Speaker 1: I did some research that I want to unpack with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm excited. I guess to hear that you You
Speaker 1: are pro dinosaur at this point, yes, but I'm curious
Speaker 1: to hear if any of this maybe changes your position
Speaker 1: on dinosaurs. So scientists, if you believe science, scientists maintained
Speaker 1: I believe science.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just checking in.
Speaker 4: People think you don't.
Speaker 2: That was that's colorism on display.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying I did a survey before we got here.
Speaker 4: A lot of people are saying, don't fuck with that, dude,
Speaker 4: Hey science, Hey science, I don't, but you do.
Speaker 2: No, not at all. I don't know why you did that.
Speaker 2: I loved him hanging out to dry one of the
Speaker 2: DC shows that I feel like this is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna seek my revenge for the
Speaker 1: my life at this point.
Speaker 2: I understand that scientists do.
Speaker 1: Maintain that dinosaurs are real. They say that there is
Speaker 1: some It would require a massive conspiracy on the part
Speaker 1: of geologists and paleontologists. Thousands upon hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 1: people would have to consent to a conspiracy in order
Speaker 1: for this to be fabricated, right that, Like, we would
Speaker 1: all have to agree to lie about this thing in
Speaker 1: order to get it sold. So they're saying that it's real. However,
Speaker 1: they do say that all of the dinosaur bones that
Speaker 1: we've seen up to this point, largely the ones that
Speaker 1: we find in museums, are fake, that they are models
Speaker 1: of actual dinosaur bones, replica replicas of the bones because
Speaker 1: the original bones are often too fragile and or too
Speaker 1: expensive to display for the public at mass.
Speaker 2: That's not crazy, though, are they are? They presented as
Speaker 2: such like, I don't I don't. I always thought that.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I everyone to a museum was like,
Speaker 2: that's an actual Oh really, yeah, I don't think. I
Speaker 2: I think I always kind of assume they would be fake.
Speaker 2: I think I'm a real dumb dum. I always thought
Speaker 2: that they were legit dinosaurs. I thought it like they
Speaker 2: just had it in the Oak Park in the museum
Speaker 2: down your street. You just thought they had dinosaurs. I
Speaker 2: thought they No, I always thought they were more precious
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 4: Where'd you do you also feel that, you know, you
Speaker 4: know those one exhibits where they're like human remains and
Speaker 4: see layers of human daily deals. Do you feel like
Speaker 4: that's a real human being in there?
Speaker 1: Well, you know what I can tell you is that
Speaker 1: they had that humans exhibit that they used to tour. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember that exhibit, but for years
Speaker 1: they had that exhibit where they had all these bodies
Speaker 1: and bones and muscles all that they were using the
Speaker 1: bodies this is fucked up, the bodies of Chinese prisoners.
Speaker 1: The cadavers that they had collected from Chinese prisoners basically
Speaker 1: became the the samples that ultimately were those So yes,
Speaker 1: I believe that, but it makes you sad afterwards when
Speaker 1: you find.
Speaker 2: Out why that is.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's terrible. That's absolutely terrible. That's absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1: So I think would we do that because we could?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think that's the danger of the human experiences that
Speaker 1: will pretty much do whatever we can if you make
Speaker 1: it available to us. There was no accountability. Nobody was
Speaker 1: going to be like, hey, where's my where's my rapist uncle?
Speaker 2: Whatever, So they just We did do a.
Speaker 4: Bit on Reno nine one one where we had the
Speaker 4: exhibit of Kenny Rogers bone, but and we did it
Speaker 4: with the consent of the Kenny Rogers. He did our
Speaker 4: show back in the day.
Speaker 2: He was on this.
Speaker 4: He was so dope, he was so funny and and
Speaker 4: with it. And so when we had this idea of
Speaker 4: you know, doing Kenny Rogers the existence that's so cool,
Speaker 4: touring Kenny Rogers bones, Like, yeah, Asian bone, that's that's terrible.
Speaker 2: It gets dark.
Speaker 4: I guess I never thought of are these bones really
Speaker 4: real or not? I guess I thought they were fake,
Speaker 4: but I didn't really put any real thought into it.
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: So one of the reasons, besides just the expense of
Speaker 1: it and also the danger of them falling apart or
Speaker 1: being damaged, one of the reasons that they use fake
Speaker 1: bones is because they say they have to fill in
Speaker 1: the blanks, oftentimes for parts of the dinosaur that are
Speaker 1: missing right right, that like, when you pull these fossils
Speaker 1: from the earth, you're not necessarily getting in a full
Speaker 1: assemblage of every bone that correlates with this dinosaur. You're
Speaker 1: getting bits and pieces, and then they got to piece
Speaker 1: the puzzle together. Thus they use fake bones to sort
Speaker 1: of fill in the blanks. This is where I get curious,
Speaker 1: because and I do believe that dinosaurs are real. But
Speaker 1: I start to go, well, if you're piecing these bad
Speaker 1: boys together like a puzzle, how do we know you
Speaker 1: piece that puzzle together the way that puzzle was meant
Speaker 1: to be pieced together?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, and how do we know? How do we
Speaker 4: know you're not filling it in with Asian bone?
Speaker 2: Come on, little Chinese man leg in there, little.
Speaker 4: White collar that, Yeah, they won't know.
Speaker 2: Do you know the difference between a dinosaur femur and
Speaker 2: a Chinese famer? I don't know that dinosaurs have femurs
Speaker 2: My point exactly. I feel like I feel like I
Speaker 2: know what human bones look like enough. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: that you're playing yourself out. Come on, brother, we were
Speaker 2: on the same team and then you turned on me again.
Speaker 2: He's got a nasty attitude.
Speaker 4: Come on, and joy, I'm on your side. You don't
Speaker 4: mean yeah, you're right, You're right. I can't wait for
Speaker 4: I love them, I'm delicious. Uh yeah, yeah, filling in bones,
Speaker 4: that's that is uh mam, you know what we're diabolical.
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 4: Let's just face it. We do some crazy crazy ship.
Speaker 4: This is why, you know, it's better and safer. This
Speaker 4: is why my mom was that Jehovah's witness. She wanted
Speaker 4: to stay away from all the the crazy.
Speaker 2: It what happens when you dig into dinosaurs. She was like, no,
Speaker 2: what I am out and I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: I understand it, mom.
Speaker 1: Get Religion gives you organization. It gives you a system,
Speaker 1: a bunch of rules that you can follow, and if
Speaker 1: you don't, you're loose. See goosey on the internet. Suddenly
Speaker 1: you're accusing dinosaurs of having little Chinese famers, and that's
Speaker 1: not right.
Speaker 2: You can't be a loose man out here. I recently
Speaker 2: just understood it's true, Bro, nobody wants you to be like.
Speaker 4: An old loose man. No, no, you don't.
Speaker 2: You gotta be affiliated to something something.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: I recently realized. I was thinking about that religion thing
Speaker 2: recently where I finally got it when I was like,
Speaker 2: the point isn't even if it's real or not, It
Speaker 2: doesn't even I was such a stickler about how could
Speaker 2: you believe that? It's like, who fucking cares? Just make
Speaker 2: a decision. That's life. You commit to something, and the
Speaker 2: point is, yeah, the point is a commitment. The point
Speaker 2: is having a set of rules to live by, whether
Speaker 2: or not it's real. It's like, because I really used
Speaker 2: to think that, like everybody involved in religion believed wholeheartedly
Speaker 2: what that was. And now I'm like, I'll fuck around
Speaker 2: and go Jehovah's Witness. Maybe I you know, it'll get
Speaker 2: you out pretty fast. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But you know the thing is, it's about structure, you know,
Speaker 4: because like you said, said, you don't want to be
Speaker 4: a loose, loosey goosey out here. And I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's wilder then or wilder now. You know, there
Speaker 4: were no borderlines, there were there were no set of rules,
Speaker 4: so and you know, it was we were figuring out, oh,
Speaker 4: yeah you can't murder someone, or no, you can't eat ham,
Speaker 4: or this meat will kill you. But now with AI,
Speaker 4: and you know it is even is it wilder or not?
Speaker 4: As you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I think to the
Speaker 1: AI question, what we would benefit from is a legit
Speaker 1: agreement as a society on these are the rules with
Speaker 1: these things. This is where we be taking it too
Speaker 1: far for our human existence and instead, because we're loosey
Speaker 1: goosey out here, we're like, nah, just build the technology
Speaker 1: and let people decide.
Speaker 2: And that shouldn't be the case.
Speaker 1: Some of these internet websites should not exist.
Speaker 4: Should not exist.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be able to communicate with everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I already feel be able to watch Family Guide pornography.
Speaker 2: Come on the robot porn that you'll be watching. I've
Speaker 2: already already. I'm already mad at you for what I
Speaker 2: know that you will do. I know that you will
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 4: Get it. I like real pussy, robot pussy. You want
Speaker 4: to see it.
Speaker 2: I want to see it. I don't want. I don't
Speaker 2: want to. It's the same reason I don't want to
Speaker 2: try Heroin.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: I get it, it's probably the best. I don't need
Speaker 2: the best. I need a good C plus baby try
Speaker 2: to live for a while, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't need I don't need a plus pussy.
Speaker 4: Man, You reveal a lot on this shell. That's really
Speaker 4: the point C plus pussy.
Speaker 2: That's not fair. That's not This man has a lover. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want, we want better, But like I don't need like,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't need whatever a robot can do
Speaker 2: to my dick. I don't need that. I like life,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I like engaging with people,
Speaker 2: I like interacting. I like the difficulties and whatever within that. Sure,
Speaker 2: I don't need life to be so easy that a
Speaker 2: robot just runs it for me. Very brave man, Uh,
Speaker 2: let me ask you, this.
Speaker 4: Man your seg killer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I'm the best in the biz, Siedric.
Speaker 2: One of the things.
Speaker 1: That that that then got me thinking about this question
Speaker 1: of are we arranging the dinosaurs exactly as they should be?
Speaker 1: Is how much do I actually know about dinosaurs? And
Speaker 1: it got me thinking specifically about the bronosaurs. You brought
Speaker 1: up the Bronnosaurus earlier, and as it turns out, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this, the Bronosaurus ain't a
Speaker 1: real dinosaur. That the Bronnosaurus is actually an amalgamation of
Speaker 1: some other dinosaurs, and a Potosaurus is one of them.
Speaker 1: And then there's one with the sea whose name I
Speaker 1: always forget, but basically it is a mixture of some
Speaker 1: of those bones that they then thought was an original
Speaker 1: dinosaur and later realized, oh, that was just a fucked
Speaker 1: up apatosaurus that wasn't like its own independent bronosaurs. So
Speaker 1: the Bronosaurus itself has been a lie this entire time.
Speaker 1: And if they'll lie to us about the Bronosaurus, what
Speaker 1: else will they lie to us about flora?
Speaker 2: Come on? Uh, that sucks. I wish you hadn't told
Speaker 2: me that that really everything? Is that really true?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Bronosaurus is made up.
Speaker 2: The bronosaurs is, and now there are Yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: like you're making it sounds a little broader than like
Speaker 2: there was a general like what are the differences between
Speaker 2: what we thought was the bronosaurus and like the one
Speaker 2: with the sea that you.
Speaker 1: Couldn't So that's the thing. It's not made up. And
Speaker 1: this is where we should be clear. It's not made
Speaker 1: up with like malicious intent they I mean physically, what
Speaker 1: are the similar Well, you know, it's like when people
Speaker 1: are differentiating between like species like the ostrich and the emu.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to break down specifically all the differences,
Speaker 1: but I do know that there is a technical difference.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: But if you come to me and you say em
Speaker 2: and you say you thought an emu was an ostris,
Speaker 2: I won't feel as tricked as if you were, like
Speaker 2: I thought that emu was a fucking giraffe. You know,
Speaker 2: I say what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But that's my point is I think that it's less
Speaker 1: about them being like, oh, we're going to trick people,
Speaker 1: and more they legitimately thought this dinosaur was real for
Speaker 1: a long time and then later found out, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: not a different thing, right, that's just a thing we
Speaker 1: thought was its own sub sex species whatever. The bronosaurs
Speaker 1: not real. Here's the other thing. I didn't know dinosaurs,
Speaker 1: for the most part were warm blooded. I thought they
Speaker 1: were cold blooded as no, well they are, but they're
Speaker 1: like warm blooded reptiles, which also explains why they always
Speaker 1: had to be roaming all the time, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like most cold blooded animals, they just kind
Speaker 1: of sit there until they have to hunt and they
Speaker 1: have to be heated all the time. Dinosaurs were always
Speaker 1: on the move. And part of that is because they
Speaker 1: were warm blooded large lizards. Essentially, we don't know a
Speaker 1: lot about these creatures, assumed that they were.
Speaker 4: I kind of I think I did, yeah, because because
Speaker 4: of of of that, because of their hunting, because of
Speaker 4: their you know that there are there are a lot
Speaker 4: of them that that you know, eat plants and and
Speaker 4: but there was so many of them that were hunter,
Speaker 4: you know, hunters that needed blood, that need I just
Speaker 4: I guess I just assume that they a lot of
Speaker 4: them were warm blooded. I guess you're just smarter what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, That's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Really was like, this natural intelligence got like.
Speaker 4: That even though we weren't supposed to. They were fake
Speaker 4: in our house. My mom's not a Jehoah's witness anymore.
Speaker 4: She got out, she uh, she found We got her
Speaker 4: a laptop and she was able to look up a
Speaker 4: lot of this stuff of herself. And she was like,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm sorry, I sucked up your child.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was nice for her to go, Okay, you know what, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that wasn't That wasn't right. That wasn't real.
Speaker 1: She's like, Cedric, did you know, I'm a libra.
Speaker 2: This is crazy learning so much. This is cool.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that lapt up. So the other part of
Speaker 1: this that I got excited about in the research and this.
Speaker 4: We're not gonna wrap on that. I thought it was
Speaker 4: a really nice we're gonna talk more about that. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's what I ain't got nothing to do.
Speaker 2: This feels great, No, I'm joking.
Speaker 4: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: The other part that got me excited was the feathers.
Speaker 1: There's are a very recent discovery inside of dinosaurs, or
Speaker 1: at least it feels recent to me. I you know,
Speaker 1: I was a Jurassic Park kid. I remember seeing it
Speaker 1: in the theater with my paint my dad, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, sitting in the fucking theater and as
Speaker 1: far as I knew, there were no feather dinosaurs, they
Speaker 1: are but naked.
Speaker 2: Lizard that was without the feathers. Way sexy feathers.
Speaker 4: Okay, then take your time, yes, because I don't want
Speaker 4: to go. I'm smarter than you because I always thought
Speaker 4: of that they had feathers.
Speaker 2: But are we this hall time? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like there's what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Before the the the dodo?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like those guys had feathers, guys, like, but.
Speaker 4: Are we talking about like did like are we talking
Speaker 4: about t rex?
Speaker 2: Did t rexes have relf feathers? Rafters feathers? Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, we're broke, That's what it sounded like I've never
Speaker 4: heard a t rex had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have feathers, okay, and according to some smarter.
Speaker 2: Than if you see the renderings, it is very it's disturbing.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's not like enough feathers to be beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's part of it is that they say that
Speaker 1: the feathers were not for flight. They didn't serve necessarily
Speaker 1: that function. They were for warmth, and they were for
Speaker 1: like beautification so that you could attract mates and ship
Speaker 1: the same way that like David Attenborough he talks about
Speaker 1: them little birds dancing around and they would flap their wings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the blue footed booby. Uh, the t rex was doing
Speaker 1: blue footed booby ship to be able to attract their mate.
Speaker 2: But also with I was just gonna say, with the feathers.
Speaker 2: When you see them with the feathers, they do very
Speaker 2: much look like a creature in flux. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: It looks like mid evolutionary. I'm like, this is clearly
Speaker 2: something on its way to something else, which.
Speaker 1: I do think maybe that's the distinction between some of
Speaker 1: these periods that when they say like the Triassic period
Speaker 1: versus the prestor you know what I mean like that
Speaker 1: probably is like, oh, they had a bunch of feathers
Speaker 1: around here, but they weren't really they were.
Speaker 2: Now they're like half naked over here. They were out
Speaker 2: over here. Wait till I get some feathers. Man, you
Speaker 2: should have seen me six hundred years ago. You was
Speaker 2: pretty We had feathers, brothers. We was key. We didn't
Speaker 2: land on Jurassic Bark.
Speaker 1: So one of the other the the the pieces of
Speaker 1: the feathers, or rather the dinosaurs disappearing. And this is
Speaker 1: really the big question I asked, is why don't we
Speaker 1: see things that look like dinosaurs today?
Speaker 2: Right? Like, obviously this is big birds.
Speaker 1: Are descendants of dinosaurs. They're they're like the closest descendants
Speaker 1: we have. But but one of the big questions I
Speaker 1: kept asking is where are the versions of dinosaurs that
Speaker 1: exist today? Why aren't animals as big as these big
Speaker 1: ass bird lizards were back then? And and there's a
Speaker 1: fair amount of research that suggests that when an apocalyptic
Speaker 1: event happens on a planet and creatures get wiped out,
Speaker 1: it takes hundreds of millions of years for that type
Speaker 1: of species to restore itself, Like the size and scale
Speaker 1: will not be met again for another one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: or one hundred million years.
Speaker 2: So they could just be like laying in wait, Like
Speaker 2: we could be like, oh, it's just a wombat right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna evolve into something more awesome, except that
Speaker 1: human beings keep fucking that up for the evolutionary experience
Speaker 1: for every other animal because we keep hunting them and
Speaker 1: killing them and putting pollutants in the air that keep
Speaker 1: them from evolving into their best selves.
Speaker 2: Do you believe in like residual dinosaurs leftover like you
Speaker 2: hear about like in the DRC Mechilio mimbi and shit
Speaker 2: like that. Whoa say more about that? Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: in a in a jungle, there were all these people
Speaker 2: who said that they had seen what they described to
Speaker 2: be a dinosaur, and like people went down there to
Speaker 2: check and they're like, Mikhilio mimby, mikuliomimbia lives in there.
Speaker 4: No, I don't, I don't know that. I've I haven't
Speaker 4: given that any thought. This is hearing keeps saying that
Speaker 4: word and I still don't understand.
Speaker 2: It's the best part of the anecdote is a thing.
Speaker 2: So I got really haven't at home.
Speaker 4: This also kind of makes me think about how you know,
Speaker 4: there's some people that's still like, Okay, Schuell, what what
Speaker 4: Why are monkeys evolving right now into this? How come?
Speaker 4: How come we don't see them turn into humans all
Speaker 4: of a sudden? If that's who we are?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, great impression of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know exactly who I'm doing.
Speaker 1: But but I think to that question, the answer that
Speaker 1: we should be giving is human beings are fucking fucking
Speaker 1: monkeys could be evolving in an awesome way. We could
Speaker 1: be We could be becoming something better than we will
Speaker 1: what we are.
Speaker 2: We're our own worst enemy. Damn man, what dump it out?
Speaker 2: We'll put it behind it. Pay well, we'll make an
Speaker 2: Are you for real?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh dog, that would have been crazy.
Speaker 4: It would have it would be It would have been
Speaker 4: Hollywood news. You know that yard bro obviously witnesses and
Speaker 4: he got.
Speaker 2: A tall thirty years into his career.
Speaker 4: He admits, you didn't want to use it as a
Speaker 4: crutch at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Right, you didn't want any of those handouts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to make it on my own. I'm failss.
Speaker 2: You like a copola in that way, right, Yeah, We're
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Speaker 2: All that meet and greets. You've been Chris Brown has
Speaker 2: a good meet and greet. Bro, let's be clear.
Speaker 3: I'll take a weird picture with you for free.
Speaker 2: We are back discussing the possibly tailed Cedric Yarborough, right,
Speaker 2: because I'm staring that you're not Yeah, you're not sure.
Speaker 4: I threw it out there.
Speaker 1: So this is a podcast about skepticism, and we are skeptics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I also want that on me. I want
Speaker 4: when you see me now, like I just saw him
Speaker 4: in this film, Dude, he might have a tail. I
Speaker 4: want you to be distracted. I'm not even enjoying my work,
Speaker 4: not enjoying the story. I want you thinking he was
Speaker 4: sitting a little funny in that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, November. First, go see if he has a tail. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then maybe you learned something.
Speaker 4: You know, humans evolved, bro, they evolved. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The last little piece of information that I'll throw your
Speaker 1: way is that we didn't find out and this is
Speaker 1: why I'm calling bullshit on your feathers theory. We didn't
Speaker 1: find out that dinosaurs in fact officially did have feathers
Speaker 1: until nineteen ninety one. Some dinosaur bones were pulled out
Speaker 1: in China in nineteen ninety one that they officially were
Speaker 1: like that had feather residue whatever the fuck to be
Speaker 1: able to like officially say it now. There were speculation
Speaker 1: for generations before that, but not until nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1: And so I say all that to say that we
Speaker 1: know so little about these creatures, and every year it's
Speaker 1: evolving and more information is coming out. The t rex
Speaker 1: looks like a brand new animal.
Speaker 2: So often we got big arms. Yeah, it's buff that's.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: I also kind of feel like that possible payback, Like
Speaker 4: you're gonna fuck with our bones. These Asians are like,
Speaker 4: you know, you're gonna take our bones. We're gonna show
Speaker 4: you these feathers, now what?
Speaker 2: Well, come on, who's on display now? Now?
Speaker 4: Now what?
Speaker 2: We're gonna make your school children look real?
Speaker 4: Yeah, real stupid? You know? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, get it?
Speaker 4: Get it? China?
Speaker 2: Well played, China, Yeah, well played. Well.
Speaker 1: So where let's let's make this official. Where do you
Speaker 1: fall now with all of this information as it stands
Speaker 1: the dinosaurs? Are you still fully convinced that the dinosaurs
Speaker 1: you know and love remain intact? Have they not been
Speaker 1: changed at all? Or are you on the on a
Speaker 1: different side of the.
Speaker 4: I feel like I need to start watching. Uh it
Speaker 4: was Robert Robert David David. I keep saying, Robert David
Speaker 4: attenbro these shows on dinosaurs without the dummies, because I
Speaker 4: feel like I'm it's filtering out the real information that
Speaker 4: I really need. I'm just giggling and look at this
Speaker 4: dumb ass dinosaur. I feel like I need to actually
Speaker 4: really start to to really take in this information.
Speaker 2: You gotta lock in. Yeah, I like that. That's a
Speaker 2: good answer. Let me lock in a little bit more.
Speaker 2: You know, where do you volve? Where do you feel?
Speaker 2: I'm still going to get high and watch Planet Earth? Okay,
Speaker 2: and two you ever watch too? It's very I haven't yet. No,
Speaker 2: oh man, really great. I'm the same place I always was,
Speaker 2: pretty firmly in. I think there may have been some
Speaker 2: like liberties taken or whatever, like the brontosaurce thing and stuff.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I believe in dinosaurs. Yeah, I think I
Speaker 2: do too.
Speaker 1: The only other piece of information I forgot to say
Speaker 1: this and this, this does trouble me, but but it
Speaker 1: doesn't make me not believe in dinosaurs. You apparently can
Speaker 1: find dinosaur bones everywhere they existed, on every continent. They're
Speaker 1: available within usually an hour of wherever most people live.
Speaker 1: You could go and dig up some dinosaur bones. You're
Speaker 1: not legally allowed to keep the.
Speaker 2: Dinosaur bones, but if they're on my property, you can't
Speaker 2: keep them. It is it is illegal. Who go and
Speaker 2: check people? Yeah? Like do you just tattle down on yourself?
Speaker 2: Like if you go somewhere and dig.
Speaker 4: Bones, you're not supposed to have that. Oh damn. Okay,
Speaker 4: there you go, sir.
Speaker 1: We're gonna need to check your glove compartment for dinosaur bones.
Speaker 2: Did Michael Jackson have bones lying around? I'm sure? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I probably think was it just the elephant man's bones?
Speaker 2: I think you had the elephant man?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Which is so you can keep human remains, You can keep.
Speaker 4: The problem.
Speaker 1: They can be as freaky as you want the human remains,
Speaker 1: but you got to keep. You give away the dinosaur
Speaker 1: bones to the to the government. Yeah, to just the
Speaker 1: general government.
Speaker 2: Find some bones. I ain't going And.
Speaker 1: That's part of my problem is it makes me think
Speaker 1: that even if dinosaurs are exactly the way that they're
Speaker 1: presenting them to us, there's a manipulation happening that keeps you,
Speaker 1: me from profiting from the dinosaur bones that are being collected,
Speaker 1: and more importantly, me really knowing doing the the the
Speaker 1: research directly on site, the way I want to be
Speaker 1: able to do. If I dig up some bones, I
Speaker 1: should be able to keep these until I can assemble
Speaker 1: my own dinosaur and see if it turns out like
Speaker 1: the ones you told me.
Speaker 2: Look, I mean, just get the yellow flag with a
Speaker 2: snake and don't tread on me.
Speaker 4: Dog.
Speaker 2: That sounds like.
Speaker 4: Maga dog go ahead.
Speaker 2: Part of his personality, right, what he's.
Speaker 4: Like, He's like, fuck the government. Yeah, don't treat on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right about dinosaur bones?
Speaker 4: About the bones?
Speaker 2: B Yeah, I mean a conversation, it would get to
Speaker 2: other stuff. Well I think we did it. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think we never did something.
Speaker 4: This is greatly just something.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: find you and what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 4: No? I want to be left alone. I like that.
Speaker 4: I come out every once in a while. Yeah, y'all
Speaker 4: see me, and then I'll get the hell up out
Speaker 4: of here. I like that.
Speaker 2: No, that's a good page.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, if you find me, you find me,
Speaker 4: it's good.
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