Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellancamp and camera judge. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to t watch flashback with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and
Speaker 1: can judge.
Speaker 2: Hi tam, Hey girl.
Speaker 1: It always feels weird when we do the flashbacks because
Speaker 1: we don't do our like daily recaps on how we're
Speaker 1: doing in life, so we just get right into it.
Speaker 2: Well, how are you doing in life, Teddy? With your
Speaker 2: newly blonde hair.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling I'm feeling great. All is good. It's not
Speaker 1: only is it blonde, there's some additional hairs added in
Speaker 1: that don't belong to me. Yeah. Yeah, you know these
Speaker 1: little cute little tapies.
Speaker 2: I actually have a mullet right now. That's why I
Speaker 2: have a hat on.
Speaker 3: So I had Michelle come up for last night and
Speaker 3: redo my extensions and somebody else was doing them prior,
Speaker 3: so I said, I, oh, there's only like two rows
Speaker 3: on you eat and I have two rows with two
Speaker 3: doubled up and I put it in and we're like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, my hair is see through.
Speaker 3: So it's like yeah, and so she's like, i'll come
Speaker 3: back tomorrow and ad and then I when she took
Speaker 3: them off she's like, no, there's four on each row.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you're like, who would have known?
Speaker 1: But this is the problem with extensions. It's like you
Speaker 1: think you're doing fine when you don't have them on,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you have them in
Speaker 1: and you're like like whoa. I'm like, wow, I can't
Speaker 1: cut my hair. I'm like, whoa, I have an actual
Speaker 1: ponytail that's not eight strands of hair.
Speaker 3: I'm traumatized because I took obviously to replace them that
Speaker 3: they have to take out the extensions, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: my hair, I have no hair. It's see through, like
Speaker 3: I used to have nice hair. I don't know why
Speaker 3: I started this. It's like all frizzled and like no
Speaker 3: hair there. And I went and showed Sophia and I go,
Speaker 3: oh my god, look at this. And she goes, it's
Speaker 3: not that bad. You're just so used to having thick extension.
Speaker 1: Hair that that's that's what actual hair looks.
Speaker 3: That's what actual hair looks like. And I'm like, it's
Speaker 3: it's horrible. I'm gonna be bald one day. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take these out and we'll be bold. I can't have
Speaker 3: extensions till I'm eighty.
Speaker 1: Well, they're uncomfortable too. Even last night I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: now I remember why I took these out in the
Speaker 1: first place.
Speaker 2: Are they wefts? They're wifs that go though.
Speaker 1: There's a little tapes. Oh, I always do the tape.
Speaker 2: I can't do the tape ins. I've done them.
Speaker 3: I like them, but my hair's too fine. It pulls
Speaker 3: my hair right out of my head.
Speaker 4: With the other ones, after two weeks, I get like
Speaker 4: this itchy and scratchies with the others. But I guess
Speaker 4: we were actually here to talk about season one, episode
Speaker 4: seven and eight of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: My first thought before we get.
Speaker 1: Into anything is watching this and then watching the Housewives
Speaker 1: shows now, it's just so different.
Speaker 3: I know, it's a totally different show. I mean from
Speaker 3: the way the girls dress to the things they do.
Speaker 3: I mean, we see Camille with her friends more than
Speaker 3: she is with the cast. That would never fly nowadays.
Speaker 1: No, except for Mary Cosby, like who you just see
Speaker 1: with no one really it just in her confessionals. We
Speaker 1: don't really see much of other people's like home life
Speaker 1: with other people if it's not their husband or their kids,
Speaker 1: even their husband and their kids. It's not that much
Speaker 1: unless there's trouble.
Speaker 3: Right, But Camille is on an island all by herself.
Speaker 3: She films just with her friends. Every once in a
Speaker 3: while she'll show up to something and it's just weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. So the first episode, it's called for
Speaker 1: episode seven, it's called My Mansion Is Bigger Than Your Mansion.
Speaker 1: The synopsisis followed the lavish lives of six savvy, champagne
Speaker 1: swilling Beverly Hills women born for shopping, spending, partying, and bitching.
Speaker 1: The beginning of the episode, it starts off where Kyle
Speaker 1: takes Kim to get a little makeover before she starts
Speaker 1: dating again. She goes and gets one of the facials
Speaker 1: that Kyle still gets to this day.
Speaker 2: I mean, what the hannimal elector is going on there?
Speaker 2: I know it's that.
Speaker 3: I thought that looks so barbaric looking. I'm like, there's
Speaker 3: no way they do this anymore. With the other thing
Speaker 3: that goes on her face, Like.
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: I know it looks like it would be like a
Speaker 1: claustrophobic mummy mask. Yeah, but it actually is quite relaxing.
Speaker 1: But my favorite part is with they're just talking through
Speaker 1: while it's on. Once it switched to just the one
Speaker 1: with the whole horse of the mouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, this looks like some bondage shit going
Speaker 2: on here. That's what I thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it went from hannimal elector to bondage.
Speaker 1: It's you know, you start to see additional you know,
Speaker 1: foreshadowing because Kim says Kyle used to be her baby,
Speaker 1: but now Kyle takes care of her because she's a
Speaker 1: single mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you I feel that Kyle and Kim's relationship comes
Speaker 1: across as normal sisters or do you read an underlying
Speaker 1: tension when they're together.
Speaker 3: I think there's underlying tension, and I think there's stuff
Speaker 3: on Kim's side that we don't know about that Kyle
Speaker 3: obviously has been dealing with for a long time.
Speaker 1: And you can.
Speaker 3: See Kyle's frustration with Kim, you can see it. Part
Speaker 3: of me feels bad for Kim because I feel like
Speaker 3: she's struggling and Kyle is the one that probably has
Speaker 3: always been picking up the pieces for Kim and she's
Speaker 3: over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I feel like.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm seeing that too, but I feel
Speaker 3: like it's coming across as Kyle's too hard on Kim,
Speaker 3: But I feel like there's so much more that we
Speaker 3: don't get. I mean, you fast forward to episode eight
Speaker 3: and her awkward date and acting like she had a newborn.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is this girl doing? It was very weird,
Speaker 2: but that was.
Speaker 1: Very strange to me. I was wondering. They're all deciding
Speaker 1: they're going to set her up with Lisa's friend Martin.
Speaker 1: Lisa first has Martin over who I swear I have
Speaker 1: seen Martin, not on television, but like a million times.
Speaker 1: I think I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: he's always at Il Pastio, which is this yummy restaurant
Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills with you with Mohammed. Oh there you go,
Speaker 1: Like Mohammed has like one seat that he always sits at.
Speaker 1: Like it pretty much I feel like any day. So like, guys,
Speaker 1: if you ever want to see Mohammed, go to Elpa
Speaker 1: style in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: And this is how you know.
Speaker 1: He wants to be seen. He's not sitting in the back,
Speaker 1: He's sitting right in the front, like right where you enter,
Speaker 1: there's two tables on each side of the entrance. He's
Speaker 1: always on the seat to the right.
Speaker 3: He is now dating a girl that I think she
Speaker 3: lives in Orange County, Kenny, and she beautiful, beautiful, tall, skinny.
Speaker 3: I saw her at an event last year. We talked
Speaker 3: about her coming on the show. I thought she would
Speaker 3: be great.
Speaker 1: Lisa says, she's gonna set Martin up. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't think this is gonna work already, But then.
Speaker 2: I know I was already cringing, like, don't do it.
Speaker 1: No, And then Lisa thinks it's time, you know, because
Speaker 1: it's time for her to start dating. But then the
Speaker 1: fact that you know Martin doesn't want kids, He's like said, essentially,
Speaker 1: everything that Martin wants is exactly the opposite of Kim.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, Lisa, are you just pranking her
Speaker 1: at this point?
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, it's like, by the way, Martin,
Speaker 2: I know you like tall brunettes, she's a short blonde,
Speaker 2: she's got four I mean, she was really selling her hard.
Speaker 1: Well, I love LVP calling her out for smoking, Like,
Speaker 1: that's so LVP of her. Don't you remember that scene
Speaker 1: when she was like stressed. I've only seen the meme
Speaker 1: about it, but it's like the first time I feel
Speaker 1: like they broke the fourth wall in Beverly Hills, and
Speaker 1: it's like her like on the balcony having a sig.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that, but it's I'm sure once we
Speaker 1: get to it. Yes, is that season five? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: season five? Okay, Then we get to Taylor brings her
Speaker 1: daughter Kennedy to the doctor to find out what she's
Speaker 1: allergic to. Taylor does not know what to do because
Speaker 1: Kennedy and her dog are attached with the doctor says
Speaker 1: she's very allergic to dogs. Listen, she didn't care if
Speaker 1: she was allergic to that dog or not. She was
Speaker 1: She's like, how do I get rid of those red circles?
Speaker 1: I know that's what I thought too.
Speaker 2: It's like, how the hell do I get rid of
Speaker 2: this dog?
Speaker 1: And then they like panned to the dog chewing up
Speaker 1: the pepe pad and like doing all the things. You're like,
Speaker 1: she was never been happier than when she saw its
Speaker 1: touch of an allergy come through.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: But then also like you could see how Russell just
Speaker 3: dismisses her every time she opens her mouth when he
Speaker 3: When Taylor told Russell that she wants to get rid
Speaker 3: of the dog, Russell like shuts her down. Saying she's
Speaker 3: getting better at her like she's fine.
Speaker 1: How would you have handled the dog situation?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I would have been upset that
Speaker 3: he got her dog without asking, like you don't do that.
Speaker 3: And then after you get the dog, you're like, oh yay,
Speaker 3: Like okay, it's just like our dog.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't particularly want a dog, but now
Speaker 2: we have a dog.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: But if your child is allergic, you're I am like,
Speaker 3: the dog's gone. Eddie's allergic to cats, so we had
Speaker 3: to get a hypoallergenic cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Camille trying on dresses. H God, Camille has never
Speaker 1: met a k name she didn't want to repeat endlessly
Speaker 1: like I can't. I'm really trying. I was even watching
Speaker 1: Watch What Happens Live the other night with Heather McMahon
Speaker 1: was on it, the one with Monica from Salt Lake,
Speaker 1: and Heather McMahon was talking about this upcoming season of
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills and Andy's was like, what are you most
Speaker 1: excited about? After seeing the trailer, and Heather McMahon goes, oh, Camille,
Speaker 1: Camille's gonna be on, and Andy's face was like this, yeah,
Speaker 1: she'll be on for a bit.
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of like Adrian's face at her eight
Speaker 3: year wedding anniversary to Paul, like, this woman cannot stand
Speaker 3: her husband and it is so obvious.
Speaker 1: Well, she showed more affection to the dog dog I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, she has it in her. It's not
Speaker 2: just that she's a cold person. She actually has it
Speaker 2: in her.
Speaker 3: And maybe I'm like, is she the type of person
Speaker 3: that likes dogs better than people?
Speaker 2: Because there are people out there I have Well, here's
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know her then, but anytime I've ever hung
Speaker 1: out with Adrian, she's actually been very warm, Like she's
Speaker 1: very nice and kind and like not to gifts, but
Speaker 1: not to Paul. I mean, it's never a good sign
Speaker 1: when somebody, I mean we're set episodes in and when
Speaker 1: they're nicer to a dog they just met husband.
Speaker 2: He's being so nice to her and put this all together.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it was just for camera reasons, but anyways,
Speaker 3: and she's like, I can't imagine what the surprise is.
Speaker 3: Last year he got me a purse that looked like
Speaker 3: a champagne bottle.
Speaker 2: Well, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: That he necessarily planned this for her. I think he
Speaker 1: just went they have a chef, you know, apparently that
Speaker 1: lives in the house, and he was because did you
Speaker 1: even see her face when the fond due came out?
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, and he's like, try a bite. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: like you can't even give him a pity bite, Like
Speaker 2: take a pity bite?
Speaker 1: Do it? Do anything like? Not only for the chef,
Speaker 1: Like I'm a picky eater. There's a lot of things
Speaker 1: that I don't like. I mean, I don't know that
Speaker 1: I could try as Cargo. I think that's where like
Speaker 1: I have my like full limit, tried to fully put
Speaker 1: together a meal. I would at least give some pity bites.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Paul was trying to be romantic.
Speaker 3: He was complimenting her, He was doing all the things,
Speaker 3: and she got excited when she saw the dog. He
Speaker 3: could not do any right in her eyes. But even
Speaker 3: then it wasn't like she wrapped her arms around her husband.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh my god, thank you for the dog.
Speaker 3: Now she wrapped her arms around the dog.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the part that is so curious to
Speaker 1: me about them is they repeatedly talk about in their
Speaker 1: confessionals how this is always how they've been from day
Speaker 1: one like I've got to say yes. There are times
Speaker 1: in my relationship where Edwin is like very lovey dove
Speaker 1: or I'm very lovey dovey, and there's times where I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: you're giving me the ac enough and it goes like this.
Speaker 1: But they seem like the way they talk like we've
Speaker 1: always we've always given each other the Yeah. Then I'm like, why.
Speaker 2: Don't you get married? Yeah, I know, it.
Speaker 3: Just doesn't seem doesn't seem right. But uh, Kyle getting glammed?
Speaker 3: What was it ten years ago? And she was using
Speaker 3: Pamela way back then. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah, Like Kyle is like st like once you
Speaker 1: are like once Kyle has a relationship with like she is.
Speaker 1: She's loyal. She's not like one of those people that's
Speaker 1: like gonna switch up and around like Pamela has done
Speaker 1: her forever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now she's working with Shannon.
Speaker 1: Yep and probably lots more people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then they go to Mohammed's Moha. I love that
Speaker 1: it says here. Mohammed is very well known in Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills and those fabulous parties, so Lisa was thrilled when
Speaker 1: he wanted to have a dinner for Lisa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mohammed is twenty five year old girlfriend is living
Speaker 2: in a sixty thousand square foot house in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: And then Kimmo ris to the party in a tight
Speaker 1: Chida body con dress.
Speaker 2: Says Kim's breast have a life of their own. They
Speaker 2: were huge.
Speaker 1: I actually, I mean, granted, I have platinum blonde hair
Speaker 1: right now that's passed my tits and fake tits at that.
Speaker 1: But I didn't really think there was anything that outlandish
Speaker 1: with that. I thought it was kind of conservative myself.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is a cute dress. Like
Speaker 1: maybe Cheetah wasn't in then, but.
Speaker 2: Like I think Cheata has been in forever. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But then Kim introducing herself to Martin saying she's very nervous.
Speaker 1: Kim thinks there's potential with Martin and they end up
Speaker 1: walking out of the party hand in hand. Did you
Speaker 1: see any chemistry between Kim and Martin?
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 3: You might relate to this what Lisa vander Pump's setting
Speaker 3: up a scene or Cedric is his name. Cedric was
Speaker 3: in the pool, the bathtub or whatever that spa room
Speaker 3: was in his speedo in the water and then I mean,
Speaker 3: you know she had him do that and then to
Speaker 3: walk in and to be like, oh, well that's a
Speaker 3: very short fuse.
Speaker 1: Also, oh my god, who wears a bathing suit underneath
Speaker 1: a suit to a cocktail dinner? I know it makes
Speaker 1: it like that is the Here's the thing. I do
Speaker 1: think Lisa vander Pumk is good TV. But when I
Speaker 1: see sich money, she's she's funny. But when I see like,
Speaker 1: when you tell a joke that has already been practiced.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't come across right, doesn't hit right.
Speaker 1: It doesn't hit one hundred percent right, Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: come on. That being said, I do think Cedric would
Speaker 1: probably have done anything for more screen time, right, So
Speaker 1: he's like, right, I'll get in my sweeto, you can
Speaker 1: make fun of my junk, so good, right.
Speaker 3: But then she makes fun of it like it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: very small fuse to the dynamites, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, setting him up and then making fun of
Speaker 3: his manhood.
Speaker 1: Well, she always like she if you realize, she's always
Speaker 1: making sex jokes or I mean.
Speaker 3: Lisa definitely is the girl that goes in and goes
Speaker 3: for the joke every single time, no matter what it is,
Speaker 3: it was no joke that Camille didn't show up and did.
Speaker 1: You miss her?
Speaker 2: No, didn't miss her. Do you think that the party
Speaker 2: would have went differently? Obviously if she was there, she'd
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, Kyle has been so mean
Speaker 2: to me, like.
Speaker 1: And Kelsey and Kelsey and oh my god, what's her
Speaker 1: best friend's name? Again? The guy supposedly that she's always
Speaker 1: heading on and his wife.
Speaker 2: Nick nick nay, that she was so annoying, annoying. So
Speaker 2: Mohammed in the early days was not married. No, no,
Speaker 2: was married to Ulanda Prior.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, so and then so that's Yolanda's ex husband
Speaker 3: who joins the show in season three, which is.
Speaker 1: But she but she was already married to David Foster.
Speaker 1: Then right, who is now married to Katherine mcfeeth who
Speaker 1: yeah not not no shock, no shocking things there. But
Speaker 1: then Taylor and Kyle meet for lunch. Taylor says she's
Speaker 1: always admired Kyle's relationship with Mauricio. Something that's also confusing
Speaker 1: to me is why some people call Mauricio Maurice Maurice.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I've heard a couple of people
Speaker 1: like in our actual life call him Maurice, but like
Speaker 1: I've always called him Mo. I think he introduced himself
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: As I think Kyle did introduce him to the group
Speaker 3: as Maurice, or at least sound like that.
Speaker 2: He's got many names.
Speaker 1: He's got many names. I feel like I would probably
Speaker 1: choose Mo over Maurice.
Speaker 3: We are starting to see the demise of Taylor's marriage
Speaker 3: to Russell Well.
Speaker 1: She says, when you first meet someone, you think you
Speaker 1: have so much in common, but after a few years
Speaker 1: of marriage, you find out all the ways that you're different.
Speaker 1: I think the part that I'm curious about when she
Speaker 1: says that, like, then my mind because it's new to us.
Speaker 1: We just recently watched the first couple of episodes where
Speaker 1: she says like she was search she wanted him, and
Speaker 1: he was backing away from her. So it's just I
Speaker 1: don't know, the whole thing was really sad, but I'm sad.
Speaker 3: And then on her lunch she's asking she's asking Kyle
Speaker 3: like how long did it take for you and Mauricio
Speaker 3: to be like best friends?
Speaker 2: Like how long were you married? And it's like she
Speaker 2: has no clue, Like she's like, well, you should be
Speaker 2: best friends before you get married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you think people think, you know, more money,
Speaker 1: less problems, more money, more problems, more money, more problems.
Speaker 1: But I think you know, once you're in it, money
Speaker 1: can only get you so far, right, Like, there's there's
Speaker 1: a lot more in happiness, and especially when you have
Speaker 1: money and then a power balance issue and then a
Speaker 1: control And I'm assuming that once Taylor was on this
Speaker 1: show for the first time, she's able to have a
Speaker 1: little bit of her own identity inside of this marriage,
Speaker 1: right right, And he probably didn't.
Speaker 2: Like like it. Nope, that's how it was with my ex.
Speaker 2: He did not like it.
Speaker 3: And people men that try to control women, they do
Speaker 3: not like somebody, you know, for them to get independent
Speaker 3: and have a mind of their own.
Speaker 1: And I think some people can grow into it, like
Speaker 1: they just like they start learning, oh wow, okay, this
Speaker 1: is actually what a healthy marriage needs to be. This
Speaker 1: is you know, we've had a relationship shift. It is
Speaker 1: what it is. But it's the men that can't figure
Speaker 1: it out and can't start supporting their significant other that
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, okay, time to go. But that was
Speaker 1: pretty much this entire episode. Then we get to episode eight,
Speaker 1: which is called charity cases. It aired December ninth, twenty ten.
Speaker 1: The synopsis is Kyle and Risio's marriage is tested. Taylor
Speaker 1: reveals personal insights, and there's a twist in Camille's marriage,
Speaker 1: like there is no twist.
Speaker 3: No, she knew exactly what was going on. Poly they
Speaker 3: live separate lives. It seems like, well, this.
Speaker 1: Is one thing that I immediately had to text Kyle
Speaker 1: about About the bikini wax, I said, never again, because
Speaker 1: she always gives me a hard time if I like
Speaker 1: say I have to poop or I have to pee
Speaker 1: like any like she doesn't like to talk about and.
Speaker 2: Need to hear about.
Speaker 1: It's I'm like, oh, you know, blah blah, Like she's
Speaker 1: always like, no, I don't hear about it. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm never again. If I say I have to go
Speaker 1: number two or my stomach, I'm like, never again. A pete,
Speaker 1: because I just watched you get a bikini wax.
Speaker 2: On care on camera. I know how dare her? Oh shit,
Speaker 2: I think I did too. For my wedding special.
Speaker 1: She says, I want a Dorothy hamilcut, not a Telly Savaliska.
Speaker 1: I mean all of it. And then Alexi was watching
Speaker 1: all of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean just having her daughter in there while
Speaker 2: she's getting it. I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: Well you can clearly tell they all don't know what
Speaker 1: they're like. Now, at least like people know what they're
Speaker 1: getting themselves into. I think first season everyone's just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever. I'll figure it out. That's something I
Speaker 1: need to do.
Speaker 3: But I will say I've had bikini wax once and
Speaker 3: never again. Give me a razor any day, I give
Speaker 3: me a laser. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of
Speaker 3: lighting ut shit on fire.
Speaker 1: But I have to say I didn't really realize I
Speaker 1: love that. Now we're going to get into the pros
Speaker 1: and cons of puba cair on a bike. Yes, but
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that having I guess it means I'm
Speaker 1: pretty well kimped all together always because I didn't realize that,
Speaker 1: like there was problematic issues with down there and riding
Speaker 1: the bikes.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: Then Lisa calls Kyle and Kim asks what happened with Martin.
Speaker 1: Lisa wants Kim to leave Martin a message thanking him
Speaker 1: for driving her home from the party. Okay, if they
Speaker 1: both have each other's number, even if a guy drove
Speaker 1: me home, I would still want the guy to call.
Speaker 3: Me, right, but didn't. He didn't he call her and
Speaker 3: she's not responding. No, oh, I thought, okay, I heard
Speaker 3: it wrong. I thought that he was calling and she's
Speaker 3: just ignoring him.
Speaker 1: Kim says she thinks that Martin could call her, and
Speaker 1: everyone is making her out to be a bad person,
Speaker 1: Like if if you guys both have each other's numbers,
Speaker 1: he offered to drive you home. It was clearly an
Speaker 1: awkward setting, even when she came back into the room
Speaker 1: and she was with the other guy and he like
Speaker 1: set her down, Like you could just tell it wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna be an but they you know, they fudshit for
Speaker 1: the cameras and went on with their merry way. But like, no,
Speaker 1: if Martin was interested, he'd call, Why would Kim call?
Speaker 2: Right Exactly? I agree.
Speaker 3: I feel like Kim feels like Kyle puts her down
Speaker 3: a lot, and sometimes it comes across that way. But
Speaker 3: I do feel like there's more to it than what
Speaker 3: we see.
Speaker 1: But it was mainly Lisa, not Kyle in this instant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I mean, plan Lisa should just stay
Speaker 3: out of it, Just stay out of it, Lisa.
Speaker 1: I think Kim just wasn't into Martin but was too
Speaker 1: kind to say yeah. I also don't imagine that Kim
Speaker 1: was into the guy that she met at the grocery
Speaker 1: store that she said she had like eighteen kids.
Speaker 3: That was the weirdest interaction ever, Like she's her daughter's
Speaker 3: telling him like, oh, yeah, I have she has this kid,
Speaker 3: this kid like named off eight and then when she
Speaker 3: gets there, she's acting like she's breastfeeding.
Speaker 2: Whose baby was that?
Speaker 1: That was her niece's or her the cousin or something
Speaker 1: like that. They'd pan to the mom like the actual mom.
Speaker 2: But why was she doing that?
Speaker 1: I mean think trying to be funny.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm scaring the guy away.
Speaker 1: But also the guy who for their first date is
Speaker 1: with all of the children and then brings in like
Speaker 1: their two granddaughter.
Speaker 2: Do you think it was set up?
Speaker 3: Do you think she really met this guy at the
Speaker 3: grocery store or she's just trying to.
Speaker 1: I think she just wanted to. I mean, no, she
Speaker 1: probably did meet him at the grocery store. I feel
Speaker 1: like Kim is the type of personality that if she
Speaker 1: like hits it off with you, she can talk to anyone.
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't be surprised if they started chatting, hit
Speaker 1: it off, and then she was like, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be doing this later, call me. I'm filming a TV
Speaker 1: you know whatever. It made. Yeah, but Camille has her
Speaker 1: her friends over for dinner. Kamiale tells them she wants
Speaker 1: to reunite and try things over again with the ladies,
Speaker 1: but she's still horrified by the things that Kyle said.
Speaker 1: Camille says, maybe I have a dinner and you all
Speaker 1: join as well to counterbalance the energy.
Speaker 2: She's such a victim. You're such a victim.
Speaker 1: You're such a victim.
Speaker 2: Dumb y'all.
Speaker 1: Male, I just feel like Camille, here's the thing, and
Speaker 1: this is truly. I know everyone always wants to say
Speaker 1: I'm biased. One of the things that well, then.
Speaker 2: Let me say it. Kyle didn't say or do anything
Speaker 2: bad to Camille.
Speaker 1: Get over it.
Speaker 2: You're making something that out of nothing. But I do
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like a group of people judging someone else's
Speaker 1: behavior while their married fred sits there getting hot over
Speaker 1: their handsome nick Like I know, and we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about inappropriate behavior, right, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's absolutely it.
Speaker 1: I want to know where Nick is now because Camille
Speaker 1: always comes around with one person. I keep my eyes
Speaker 1: peeled for Kimber because they've been talking about whenever I
Speaker 1: met Camille, she always had her best friend, Kimber aka.
Speaker 1: She also pays her who always was with her by
Speaker 1: her side twenty four to seven, like having her back
Speaker 1: because she can't when she comes for you. She can
Speaker 1: never do it one hundred percent alone, which I'm like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna come, you better be bring him without
Speaker 1: somebody holding her hand. Then we get to the awkward
Speaker 1: barbecue with Gary. Do you think it's Gary? Do you
Speaker 1: think this single Gary was actually producer Paul from.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, Yes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this just seems too stage for me for
Speaker 3: him to show up with his granddaughter and then she's
Speaker 3: over there pretending like she's never seen a child. It's
Speaker 3: not even hers. Is the weirdest freaking scene I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to put out just a statement to
Speaker 1: all housewives. I don't ever want to see you cooking
Speaker 1: raw meat or chickens. I just don't like, I really
Speaker 1: don't enjoy whether it's Vicky cooking hot dogs, if that's
Speaker 1: even considered a meat or Kim. I'm fine once it's
Speaker 1: actually been cooked, but seeing chicken or meat raw makes
Speaker 1: me feel.
Speaker 2: Really, So you don't cook meat?
Speaker 1: I do. I just don't. I don't know. Seeing it
Speaker 1: on television just really I don't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was totally fine watching the Fondo that actually looked amazing
Speaker 1: to me. It's not a food thing. It's just a
Speaker 1: raw thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: And then on bones, chicken on bones, I don't.
Speaker 2: Really like talk touching like a full chicken, like a
Speaker 2: full just it's just so gross. Yeah, like I mean,
Speaker 2: he says, I don't mind, but when you see the
Speaker 2: actual chicken, I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, Well, what's your name from Potomac? So that's
Speaker 1: the dirtiest bird whatever. Karen Karen, then Kyla and Marisio.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of discussions about how long they're
Speaker 1: going to stay a napa, if the kids are going
Speaker 1: to come.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yes, I can't leave. I can't leave
Speaker 2: the kids for three days.
Speaker 1: Yes. Meanwhile, I'm like, yeah, peace out.
Speaker 3: Maybe they just need to have robot babies like Astro
Speaker 3: like I had on the show.
Speaker 2: Then you can just stuff them in the couch and
Speaker 2: don't worry about when you leave.
Speaker 1: But I did think after they get through the bike
Speaker 1: ride race, which I did have a lot of I
Speaker 1: had those same moments when I did one of those
Speaker 1: with Edwin one hundred mile race, where like you're like,
Speaker 1: I just don't think I could do this, so like
Speaker 1: that that they got through and I was like whew.
Speaker 1: I kept patticking. I'm like, what if they don't make it.
Speaker 1: They're on the show.
Speaker 3: If they don't finish, well, that's kind of a I mean,
Speaker 3: there was a lot of hours for sixty miles. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of hours. They must have been pretty pretty dang slow.
Speaker 1: But that part I did know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like six hours to go sixty miles.
Speaker 3: It's like you could do one mile and.
Speaker 1: A minute, like, But then then they get to their
Speaker 1: dinner where they have the conversations that I swear they
Speaker 1: always if you're still at an age where you can
Speaker 1: have a baby, if you're on Housewives, you're gonna have a.
Speaker 2: Conversation about yes, yes, I've told.
Speaker 1: Edwin the only way that I would pop out another
Speaker 1: baby is if he buys me a private jet.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even do it for a private jet.
Speaker 1: Let me think if I would.
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't get me wrong. I love my kids,
Speaker 1: but like I feel like the could you imagine another baby.
Speaker 2: One right now?
Speaker 1: I'm in to have.
Speaker 2: Forty two? Okay, whatever, So you're forty two. Could you
Speaker 2: imagine in your fifties taking them to elementary school? I
Speaker 2: just can't, like to.
Speaker 1: The swim class where do kick her legs? Yes?
Speaker 2: Could you imagine doing that? No, there's gonna be a
Speaker 2: time in your fifties where you're like, yeah, I'm already tired.
Speaker 2: I'm tired now, like I'm off. How we've got a
Speaker 2: goddamn dog? We were home stretch man.
Speaker 3: Sophia is eighteen. She still is at home, but she's
Speaker 3: got her driver's license. She can we can leave her
Speaker 3: do whatever. Now you know what I'm looking into right now?
Speaker 3: Doggy daycare. In order to go to Bravo Con. I
Speaker 3: have to put this dog.
Speaker 2: I have to board him.
Speaker 1: It's like, really, is Eddie coming to Bravo Con.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's Well, he's gonna ride his motorcycle up on
Speaker 3: like Saturday.
Speaker 2: He's gonna come from maybe two days.
Speaker 1: And Edwin ride on the back.
Speaker 2: Yes, that would be very cute. That would be adorable.
Speaker 1: Yes, hold on, no, can he get one of those
Speaker 1: little side cars?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, it's one of those more cycles that
Speaker 3: you can have a sidecar.
Speaker 2: So I could just imagine that.
Speaker 1: That would be amazing. But speaking of the DMV, Lisa
Speaker 1: and Cedric go to the DMV to take their driving test.
Speaker 1: I have to say I failed my written test the
Speaker 1: first time when I moved to La as well. I
Speaker 1: had passed growing up, but I failed, So I felt
Speaker 1: for Cedric. But LVP and the DMV have a lot
Speaker 1: in common. Three letter names. They make you lose your
Speaker 1: patience and you will you will get to do things
Speaker 1: you don't want to do.
Speaker 3: I mean, the weird guy trying to talk to Lisa
Speaker 3: on camera at that means.
Speaker 1: He would have had to sign a release.
Speaker 2: Because he.
Speaker 3: Clearly wanted that two minutes of fame right there, and
Speaker 3: he probably got it.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's a rule that all DMVs look
Speaker 1: exactly the same.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do think it is, and they all like
Speaker 3: the DMV. Here in San Clementy, everybody he's so nice.
Speaker 3: You go to the DMV and Laguna Hills you're.
Speaker 2: Like, you're the devil. You were the meanest person I've
Speaker 2: ever met my life.
Speaker 1: All I think about it during a DMV is like
Speaker 1: that you probably haven't seen it because your kids are
Speaker 1: too old. But Zootopia and it's like a sloth that
Speaker 1: like runs the DMBA, Like DMV is a.
Speaker 2: Old that's Laguna Hills DMV over here.
Speaker 1: But then we get to Taylor. She said she had
Speaker 1: a rough childhood because her parents divorced when she was
Speaker 1: very young. Taylor's earliest childhood memory was someone waging an
Speaker 1: attack on her mother when she I mean, this is.
Speaker 3: All I mean just knowing Taylor now, I mean, it
Speaker 3: totally breaks my heart.
Speaker 2: It breaks my heart. I didn't know, because I don't remember.
Speaker 3: These early shows that she had abuse starting very very young.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was already doing work while she was,
Speaker 1: let you know, potentially yased herself.
Speaker 2: I thought that that work came after me.
Speaker 1: Too, Like when on an Orange County reunion this year,
Speaker 1: when Taylor said, like, I've always been helping, right, She's
Speaker 1: always been involved. Yeah, I've always been helping up these
Speaker 1: women's centers. I didn't realize that she was doing that
Speaker 1: before all of her I didn't neither adult trauma had happened.
Speaker 1: I didn't either, but did you even notice that on
Speaker 1: the way too going, Russell said to her, if you
Speaker 1: would have done a different the other night, yeah, this
Speaker 1: would have been a bigger success.
Speaker 3: Or Ah, my friends are out of town right now,
Speaker 3: and she just sits there and she's like quiet. But
Speaker 3: she did say that there would be forty celebrities attending,
Speaker 3: so I was very curious. And when I saw kato'kalin,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, there's the celebrity.
Speaker 1: I didn't see Kato beet Museum.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I thought he was a little subtitle, like
Speaker 2: an introduction.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Larry Birkhead.
Speaker 2: I got the too confused Oh you know, similar, similar.
Speaker 1: Same, but different. But she only invites.
Speaker 2: Adrian Yep and Paul walking in like Broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why does he have this cotway on? What
Speaker 2: is going on here?
Speaker 1: Well, they're just so over the top for what they're
Speaker 1: actually going on. I know. I mean that being said,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have probably thought Crisis Center poker tournament together.
Speaker 3: But at the Bicycle Club, isn't it like at the
Speaker 3: Commerce Casino, isn't it out that way?
Speaker 2: I used to have a boyfriend back in the nineties
Speaker 2: that would go and gamble.
Speaker 1: At the busyle and the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 3: Nineteen hundreds, he was gambling at the bicycle club at
Speaker 3: the Commerce Casino.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, then she does her speech and
Speaker 1: you can tell she's getting so emotional before it. During it,
Speaker 1: she has to go to the restroom. But do you
Speaker 1: think that Taylor came on the show to escape from
Speaker 1: it marriage?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she was strong enough to even
Speaker 3: think that way, but I think that she wanted to
Speaker 3: go on it because it's exciting and it's something for her,
Speaker 3: and it's she's it's not all about.
Speaker 2: Russell, and maybe maybe deep in her head she thought
Speaker 2: this is my way out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think or maybe even watching it back
Speaker 1: made her realize even more.
Speaker 2: I don't know, we should have we should have her
Speaker 2: on the next recome.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's have her on because I feel like
Speaker 1: she's going to be able to provide us more insight.
Speaker 1: And also, I know we do a lot of, like
Speaker 1: you know, in general, trash talking on this pod, but
Speaker 1: I do think she would be able to give a
Speaker 1: lot of advice. And if you are struggling, or you're
Speaker 1: in this situation, or you're in this type of marriage
Speaker 1: or you were you know, abused as a child, Like
Speaker 1: she has so much knowledge about it, and I think
Speaker 1: she could help a lot of people.
Speaker 2: It's just so sad.
Speaker 3: I just feel so bad for her, like that that's
Speaker 3: stuff that you hold with you forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh gosh, but it just it really tells us
Speaker 1: where this is continuing to go. And then the episode
Speaker 1: ends with the sixty nine miles five hours and fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes later and a fresh bikini wax, so all as well.
Speaker 3: And I really like a fresh bikini wax would be
Speaker 3: a bad idea.
Speaker 1: That actually seems like it would be. I need to
Speaker 1: know how many days prior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, its advice seems like a bad idea because then
Speaker 3: it's like it starts to.
Speaker 1: Itch and you get a lot, but then it's hot.
Speaker 1: I don't know all of it. And now I mean,
Speaker 1: does it make he does it.
Speaker 2: Make her go faster without that extra landing strip she
Speaker 2: had or her uh what did you know what you
Speaker 2: call it?
Speaker 1: What did?
Speaker 3: It wasn't the Telli Sabalis, It was the I mean,
Speaker 3: I think back then pubic hair was more in style
Speaker 3: than it is now.
Speaker 1: I feel it was a landing strip, a landing stripe.
Speaker 1: I feel like it comes in waves. Well, but question,
Speaker 1: is your landing strip like this? I don't have a
Speaker 1: land You're completely bare?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean not like that. It was vertical.
Speaker 1: Some people have it like this, like like mustache.
Speaker 2: Like mini blinds, like talking about I went to wax
Speaker 2: place and they showed me. They showed you up pictures
Speaker 2: like ooh h no, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Well, you can book your bikini wax by tapping the
Speaker 1: link right here.
Speaker 2: Sure you get off by using the book tat.
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