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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. There. Now, let's

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Speaker 1: meet everybody, shall we first up games? What's your favorite cartoon?

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Speaker 1: I like The Brack Show. I like a lot of

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Speaker 1: adult swim cartoons. It's the first one that came to mind,

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Speaker 1: and I love it. It's The Brack Show. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's my favorite though. I also

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Speaker 1: like Sea lab One or you know a lot of cartoons. Nice.

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Speaker 1: The d C Universe just came out with The Long Halloween,

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Speaker 1: so everyone can enjoy Calendar Man and uh like, you

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Speaker 1: can watch the cartoon version of The Long Halloween. And finally, no,

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Speaker 1: that's my favorite cartoons. The longest running controversy in Alchemy

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Speaker 1: this this calendar band existence. Hey, it's Jackie Gonzalez t

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Speaker 1: Ruthie Jackie. Is there a place you wanted to go

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Speaker 1: when you were little and then you got there later

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Speaker 1: in life? In it wasn't all that great? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed visiting other places. Um No, I've I really

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Speaker 1: enjoyed all of my travel and um different place experiences.

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Speaker 1: There's no place you ever went and you're like, this

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Speaker 1: place kind of blows even if you didn't romanticize it

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Speaker 1: as a kid. Maybe like a restaurant I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: think of. Maybe, Yeah, I feel like I'll go I'll

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Speaker 1: go local. I feel like sometimes restaurants are really hyped

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Speaker 1: up and you're like like this is gonna be and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to fall out and we're gonna go to

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Speaker 1: this awesome as restaurant and then um it's like oh okay,

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Speaker 1: Like that was like okay, like that, you know what

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Speaker 1: is perfect? I'm gonna throw one under the bus. Should

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Speaker 1: I do it? Do? It's a I'm gonna do it

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Speaker 1: because I used to live in those feels. So everyone

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Speaker 1: would be like, oh my god, do you live at

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Speaker 1: the Alcove? I'm like, fuck no, because their food is trash.

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Speaker 1: They have a patio, and for whatever reason, that means

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Speaker 1: like in l A, if you have outdoor seating, that

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Speaker 1: equates to people. I was like, this is a good restaurant.

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Speaker 1: This is a good restaurant, and the food is good.

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Speaker 1: But it's like, no, I think that they have a

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Speaker 1: lovely patio and you've been blinded by that into thinking

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Speaker 1: that the food is delicious. And I'm so sorry. Now

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Speaker 1: I feel bad about calling out the Alcohove, but right

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Speaker 1: it's actually my favorite place, but right across the streets

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Speaker 1: Delicious Anniversary every year across the street is Must has

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Speaker 1: delicious sandwiches and does not get any praise because it

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Speaker 1: doesn't have the same from the alcohol. But I like

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Speaker 1: a cold brew from the Alcove. I'm not talking out

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Speaker 1: their co about their bakery, but you know, if people

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Speaker 1: are like, nut's good, I'm like, oh, you don't like food,

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Speaker 1: I might, I might not like food. Oh if you

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Speaker 1: don't like food, yeah, I mean you just eat pies.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if you're like I was thinking

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Speaker 1: the other day, I was like, if there was enough

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Speaker 1: nutrients in like a bowl of rice, I could get

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Speaker 1: away with just doing that. Just eat rice every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love rice. The way you feel about the Alcove

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Speaker 1: is kind of how I feel about almost every single

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Speaker 1: brunch place where people are like waiting outside for like

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes to an hour again, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it's just eggs and my most like, what is wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? You can get that anywhere. I just had

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Speaker 1: the best breakfast sandwich of my life. Okay, so as

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Speaker 1: I teared one, as I tore one down, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to lift a couple more. But at lemon poppy seed. Um,

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Speaker 1: good god. It was a fresh made biscuit, apple butter,

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Speaker 1: cheddar cheese, a turkey sausage, patti and a fried egg

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Speaker 1: and holy fuck it was perfect. Wow. That was all

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Speaker 1: on top of the biscuit like in the biscuit the

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Speaker 1: biscuit was So it's a sandwich. Yeah, best breakfast sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Because I mean, I don't want to mean to challenge,

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Speaker 1: but it sounds like all the ingredients are stacked on

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Speaker 1: top of the biscuit. I understand stack inside. So for

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Speaker 1: all of our Finnish and German listeners, next time you're

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Speaker 1: in l a limon puppy seed or how to see

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Speaker 1: the alcoves? All right? Next up it's Chris Alvarado. This

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Speaker 1: is kind of funny. Say Chris, you're liking an Applebee's

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Speaker 1: or t GF Fridays and for free they dropped some

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Speaker 1: appataze at your table. What would you want it to be? Hmm.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I'm happy that I met one of

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Speaker 1: those places. I haven't been one of those in a

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Speaker 1: long time, and there's a sort of a comfort to that.

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Speaker 1: So I'm already in a good mood. I like the atmosphere.

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Speaker 1: I'm wanting it to be something I could do hip,

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Speaker 1: maybe something in like immediate mozzarella sticks, potato wedges, all

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Speaker 1: things I haven't had in years, but sounds fucking great.

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Speaker 1: Either of those would do. Yeah, that's not good right

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Speaker 1: about now. I had a cold mozarella stick recently. Fine,

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Speaker 1: ye still holds up, becomes a stick either way, you're fine.

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Speaker 1: Next up is Craig Kowski. Craig, if you could own

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Speaker 1: one historic movie prop, what would you want? Oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: historic movie Jesus Christ, you can lose? Yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: something clips. There's nipple clamps. If the Sharper Image didn't

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Speaker 1: already sell it, I guess i'd say Hans the locked

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Speaker 1: in carbonite. But that's that's a bab The real set

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Speaker 1: I want to Harrison Ford carbonite. Harrison Ford, the a

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Speaker 1: G is now carbonite and the grumpiest piece of art

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Speaker 1: that they're happy. Uh. Last, but not least, it's Joey, Joey.

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Speaker 1: I hear you just bought a souped up vehicle. Tell

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Speaker 1: us about it. Oh my god, yes I did. I

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Speaker 1: got a nine two Bronco and I have a clear

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Speaker 1: plexiglass frame. For it everything, and I got Minnestroni soup

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Speaker 1: right inside it. So the entire car is suped up.

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Speaker 1: Every single piece has soup just running through it. It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's such a work of art. Bad news is because

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Speaker 1: it's clear plexic glass and it is soup that the

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Speaker 1: I can't park it outside. I had it on the

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Speaker 1: street it started boiling and exploding, so like the door

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Speaker 1: just like shot off and like some of the fender.

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Speaker 1: But we're working on that. So maybe we're gonna use

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Speaker 1: like a like a Olive green kind of tinted glass

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Speaker 1: or something for the future. But still the technology is

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Speaker 1: they're the future is now. You can have a soupcard set.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've got one that runs on breadsticks. If

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Speaker 1: you want to race, i'd fucking smoke your us. Are

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Speaker 1: you shooting all right? Let's do a damn show, Shelly.

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Speaker 1: Skin pockets. M M, skin pockets? Right? Are you doing so?

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Speaker 1: Are you're looking for a suit? Yeah? I'm looking for

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Speaker 1: something that looks fancy but feels comfortable, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to look bulk keef. I've got a lot of

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Speaker 1: stuff to carry with me at the wedding. Okay, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's are you so you're working a wedding? Is that correct? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to a wedding. But I want to

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Speaker 1: be able to have my camera with me. I want

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Speaker 1: to be able to have my wallet, but I don't

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Speaker 1: want to have all my pockets full. And I don't

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Speaker 1: want to like a Fannie pack or cargo pants, but

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Speaker 1: something that looks fancy. You know what, maybe I'm just

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Speaker 1: at the wrong place. No, no, no, no no, shut the

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Speaker 1: funk up. Come here, Okay you're okay, Wow, that's that's aggressive. Sales.

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Speaker 1: I like God. Now, normally, when you buy a fancy outfit,

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Speaker 1: it should feel just is good. But let me say

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Speaker 1: you this, How often I have been wearing pants or

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Speaker 1: shirt jacket and it just wasn't enough. Even if it

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Speaker 1: was deep, it still felt like it was constricted to

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Speaker 1: your chest or even bulk, you know, your hips. It

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Speaker 1: just didn't feel natural. Right. What if I was to

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Speaker 1: tell you that I could actually hold on one second,

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Speaker 1: let me just answer my phone. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, I'll take the call later. I noticed

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Speaker 1: your naked. No one ever does, because I'm wearing a

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Speaker 1: skin suit, my own skin. Ah, I don't know. He

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Speaker 1: didn't answer the phone. I couldn't tell him, Oh well,

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Speaker 1: you know what this should. He wanted to be surprised anyways,

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Speaker 1: So let's just not even worry about his preferences and

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Speaker 1: let's shop. Let's shop for a dress. Okay. I just

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Speaker 1: feel like he's gonna love you in anything that you

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Speaker 1: but he's in he's like in fashion, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? And I thought his input would be helpful.

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Speaker 1: I think that he's he'll love a surprise. And you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to be in fashion to be fashionable

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Speaker 1: believe in yourself. Again, you don't have to be in

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Speaker 1: fashion to be fashionable, Candice, And here's your two champagne's.

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Speaker 1: The ladies, have you had an opportunity to kind of

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Speaker 1: look at the dress to get an idea of what

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Speaker 1: you want to be trying today? Like I think, I

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Speaker 1: think I have a mermaid silhouette, so maybe some kind

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Speaker 1: of mermaid mermaid I'm sorry, yes, don't Yes? Of course

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Speaker 1: we have that, yes, did you? Yeah? She wants to

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Speaker 1: try on the mermaid cut. Anything that you have mermaid cut,

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Speaker 1: that's what she wants to fucking try on. Okay, of

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Speaker 1: course there might not be that many of us selection

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Speaker 1: because I was a couple of years ago of the

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Speaker 1: fashion transform mermaids. But that let me see what we

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Speaker 1: still have. Thank you. Okay, I feel anxious now, I

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Speaker 1: feel like and just don't worry. This is your I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to feel anything but awesome. So let

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Speaker 1: me take care of her. Yeah, I'm the groomsmith at

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Speaker 1: the wedding, so I want to make sure that I

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Speaker 1: do you know the responsibilities of being in a wedding?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh maybe And of course I fucking do all right?

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Speaker 1: My cell suits. I love your confidence skin pockets. Oh skin, Taylor,

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Speaker 1: this is here? You go. Oh he's touching me. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: he's just getting a feel for what he's working with

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Speaker 1: a lot of material to work. So what do I put,

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Speaker 1: like over my skin? I put something else to Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like Hugo's Okay, I gotta adswer this call. Where are

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Speaker 1: you going? Hey? What's up about work? I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: I I just wanted to tell you I love you.

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Speaker 1: You love me? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no matter what,

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Speaker 1: no matter what. Hello, I don't know. He hung up,

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Speaker 1: He hung up. But I feel like you're here. You're here.

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Speaker 1: I feel good. We're gonna have a great time. You're

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Speaker 1: the bride. This is like the only time in your

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Speaker 1: life hopefully that this is going to happen for you,

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Speaker 1: you know, brighter groom side. Oh I love your suit.

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Speaker 1: Who are you wearing? Uh? Well, it turns out that

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Speaker 1: it's my own skin? Are your own? Huh? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: I would have. I wish I would have. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: an option given to me. And I'm still actually kind

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Speaker 1: of healing up. So I just think I'm gonna stand

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Speaker 1: where where is the skin you least use? Well? I

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Speaker 1: use all for most people. It's the butt, but I

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Speaker 1: it is the but it's the one I used to most.

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Speaker 1: But what I was imagining is this, Maybe i'd get

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Speaker 1: somebody else's skin. Hugo. We're gonna need to rush on that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got another job over here for you. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: from listener, who wrote, this is a pretty simple idea,

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Speaker 1: come back empty again, no money? Why did you go

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what the hell is doing. I I

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Speaker 1: your license registration place. Okay, I just know that I, um,

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Speaker 1: Now the car? No, I did the license registration right?

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Speaker 1: that's Jeanette Durango, the sports reporter that four that she's

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Speaker 1: what do you say? What do you Hey, that's Jeunette Durrango,

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Speaker 1: the fourteen year old sports reporter. She covers, my old man,

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Speaker 1: but you're actually older. Yeah, so you're your your age

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Speaker 1: mr Ango. I'm not quite sure how to explain your

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Speaker 1: really think you are. Okay, so where did you go

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Speaker 1: No, no no, no, no no, we've were almost miss Do you

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Speaker 1: now I'm so sorry. Can we start that again? Sure?

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Speaker 1: You're a damn good broadcaster. I think people love watching you.

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Speaker 1: Let's go in three Okay, you're doing it up with

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Speaker 1: You're like a You're like a You're like a road warrior. Deal. Look,

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Speaker 1: all right. For sure you're local. You can't leave you interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: time whole gang. Geez a, geez. Do you have any

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Speaker 1: alternatives to flesh goes to poopy. It's fine for three pointers,

417
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 1: but we gotta work on block shots. We gotta work

418
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: on dunks assists. The meat up is pretty good. I'm

419
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: kilan how it's worked. You know. I was thinking that

420
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: in general, what we could do is we're going to

421
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: add to the porch. But saying I want to add

422
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: to the porch, we could just go underneath the porch

423
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: and have a little extra basement down there. Gonna need

424
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 1: the porch. This meet loop, it's very good. How about Dylan?

425
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 1: How it was working? So anyway the outside of the

426
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 1: entire district that I'm working at, because you're replanning it.

427
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: You know, we're doing dealt. We're gonna add parking spots.

428
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: I thought, well, I have even just like a little

429
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: parking mirrors when we could have just people out there

430
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: holding coins. Isn't it just the same thing. It's just effective,

431
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: just meet up. It's good, Dylan, how was working? I

432
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: wanted to divorce. This isn't working Grandpapa, Grandpa Mom died

433
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: the years ago. Sweetheart done? How's working? I had a

434
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: strange connection this afternoon at work. Wait a minute, well,

435
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: it's not straight strange in the sense that humans can connect.

436
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: It's just strange that she happens to be Oh my gosh, fourteen,

437
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Kids shows? Now? That's that's that's no. Maybe,

438
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: but I want to be more than local. Do you

439
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: ever consider that? Oh? We love being local. It's me.

440
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: It's good. I tried to rob her a second time.

441
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: Somebody started live streaming me pointed out my mustache, which

442
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: we need better masks. If we're going to do this professionally, well,

443
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: you gotta hurry up and do it. She's about to

444
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: be promoted the full game. I mean better masks. We

445
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: don't have the funds. Yes, no, moss Ski masks, skin masks.

446
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: Christ this guy freakybody else out Yeah, but I think

447
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: he's got something. Go skin mask, skin mask um on

448
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: my face? Man? Oh lord, threes for listener. Alex Gordon Eurote, Hello, alchemists.

449
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: I love the show and I've listen to every episode

450
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: multiple times. I have a scene suggestion, barbecue smoking competition.

451
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: I would love to hear Joey play his redneck character.

452
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: Can't wait to listen. Thank you, Alex. All Right, each

453
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: of you have been giving the ingredients. Uh and what

454
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: were you gonna say? I was talking to my daughter, Well,

455
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: don't interrupt. So everyone here has been given their ingredients

456
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: and we're just gonna be using pork butts right now

457
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: as uh as our protein and court spice it? Do

458
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: you want to spice it? Smoke all you want to smoke?

459
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: And uh in about sixteen hours we'll be back, all right,

460
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,959
Speaker 1: so enjoy. I have a great time, sweetheart. Oh I

461
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: wasn't done. Don't interrupt, all right, Okay, So I have

462
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: a great time. Enjoy yourself, really live it up, baby.

463
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: I think that you want to be here. You find

464
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: this fun. So just like go nuts, like, don't follow

465
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: the rules, you know, explore go experiment. Thanks. Okay, all right?

466
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: If I asked you what ingredients you were given? Because

467
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: I was given the pork, but which is the protein

468
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: that we're all using? But my other ingredient they just

469
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: gave me triscuits and capers. Oh they gave me anchovies

470
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: and watermelon. Okay, alright, so they're they're going weird with

471
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: with everyone. Yeah, a little bit weird. Al Right, Well,

472
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: this is this is a challenge because I'm pretty good

473
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: at smoking meat and serving it up some with some

474
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: sides and some you know some it's so tender it

475
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: usually doesn't need sauce. But I can do sauce as well.

476
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: But I don't know triscuits and capers or this is

477
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: gonna be a challenge. Have you ever tried to smoke

478
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: a meat like um inhale it? Uh? Oh? I see what? Yeah,

479
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: like smoke it? Like like smoking it, because one time

480
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: I did. I did to find them some I got

481
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: just some computer paper and I um cut it up

482
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: into small almost like rolling papers, and then I just

483
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: put in some dealt like loose Deli meat in there,

484
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,239
Speaker 1: and then um, you know, I wroted it as if

485
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: it was a joint. And then I how old are you, darling?

486
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: I'm fourteen. Oh wow, you look much younger. I look

487
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: really really young. Um, but I'm actually fourteen. The doctors

488
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: say that there is something wrong, but they're not sure.

489
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: It might be the confidence pills that I've been taking

490
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: on my life. Just wandering one ingredients you guys, because mine,

491
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: oh really strange. What what what do you got? Ted? Oh?

492
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: I got hearts of palm and twigs, twigs candy man.

493
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: That twix is gonna melt right away. You will be

494
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: left with the wafer. The wafer is good, not bad,

495
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: but you're not careful. That caramel in it is gonna

496
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: is gonna burn that that that burns quite quickly. So

497
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: you just got a lawn chair here watching them smoke. Yeah,

498
00:32:54,320 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: it's my daughter. Yeah, my daughter too. Yeah. Do you smoke? No?

499
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: Not for years? You might if I light up? No,

500
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: please please? All right. It's pig feet. Yeah, it's a

501
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: beautiful day. It's a beautiful day for a competition, you know,

502
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: nice and Chris. But the sun's out. Oh yeah, gona

503
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: be here for a while. We're gonna cook ourselves. Yeah,

504
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: that sun screening out. So who do you know? Who

505
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: do you know that in the competition? I don't know anybody.

506
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: I just come out here to look. You know, that's

507
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: nice man security. Uh. I was told by somebody that

508
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: somewhere in this someone in this area is smoking. Oh

509
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: it's him. Oh you, I'm sorry, sir. You should have

510
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: been told when he walked in there's no smoking at

511
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: this compet should just probably signed the meats. Perhaps, No,

512
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: he's smoking. That saw him doing he can you take

513
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: this hip from me? Please? How would you do this

514
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: to me? Please take this hip from me. Yeah he

515
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: was doing it. He was okay, that could happen, Yeah, okay,

516
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: yeah it was me. I was all right. Well then

517
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: put your hands behind your back? Wait? What what do

518
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: you mean what this is a smoking competition and you

519
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: are now? Look Okay, I don't know what they told you. Okay,

520
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: but I got a lot of my plate, so I'm

521
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: gonna do the best. I can't from your case, but

522
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: I can't guarantee anything. Okay, I just want to say

523
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: that up front. I'm a very honest person, alright, I'm

524
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: just I just gonna be honest with you. Give a

525
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: lot a lot of ship went down. First of all,

526
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: he was a security guard. I don't think he has

527
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: actual authority to arrest me. Second of what am my

528
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 1: gamest forwards? Lighting up a pig's foot like that doesn't

529
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: make any sense. Third of all, my daughter, you light

530
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: have a pig foot? Are you smoking? It was handed

531
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: to me lit? Oh my god, yes, ship, that's us. M.

532
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: Julia Epstein presiding. Thank you. Everybody can sit down, please

533
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: be you did? Everybody can rise once again? Rise all right,

534
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: we can now take our seat. Please be seated, your honor.

535
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh god? Oh sorry, your um you're

536
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: my client. Uh it's a trunk addict. Okay, he loves smoky,

537
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: big sweet okay, kick getting enough all right, he's looked

538
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: on it, all right, he's looked on it, So maybe

539
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: some leniency. Well we'll do, we'll please, we'll please out

540
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: we can Well, hey, you look down, a little miss.

541
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: Where's your papa? I don't know. I've been looking for

542
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: him for days. It feels like and my needs not

543
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: going well. The watermelon and the anchovies have created less

544
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: of a uh marinate and more of a paste. Did

545
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 1: you if if I taste what what you get going there?

546
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: You could taste it? Um. It's not fully cooked though,

547
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: so it might get you a little bit sick. This

548
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: is fantastic. Then they have a little peck Okay, but again,

549
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's what these ant because this is

550
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 1: this is out of this world. You got talent? Can

551
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: I try yours too? I want to kind of get

552
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: an idea, and you guys can try mine as well. Well.

553
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: I just want I want to wait till everything is

554
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: fully cooked before I delve in. I've had some stomach

555
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: issues in the past. Hot damn man, Look you're looking

556
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: at and I don't think I can see you for

557
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: a while. Man, what what did you get logged up for? For?

558
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: You fucking asshole? What? And furthermore, I joined a gang

559
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 1: since I've been in here. We're gonna break out tomorrow night.

560
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: This is the world. I've joined the Lost Pineapples. Oh man,

561
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't tell you. I mean I'm ship man, I'm

562
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: a I'm a narc man. What tell the guard man,

563
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: these pineapples to get out of this person so I

564
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: can get to my daughter who's in this Because my

565
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: buzzer went off. You said you needed a guard, Yes, sir,

566
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: my alright, air is gonna escape. That's not true. Really,

567
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: is that a tattoo of a pineapple on your back? Yeah?

568
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: A pineapple? Boys, aren't you a security guard? Oh? Yes

569
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: i am, Thanks for noticing. I'm a security guard. Cop detective. Huh,

570
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: I wear a lot of hats around here. I'm gonna

571
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: need you to put your hands through these bars. What

572
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: do you mean this is all your fault. By the way,

573
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: you're going back to Judge Epstein. Wait what we're doing

574
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: the double truck? Right, Honorable Julia Epstein presigning. Thank you,

575
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: we got this. Don't worry. All right, we got this.

576
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: My last guy was a fucking nut. If you could

577
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: just help me. There's been some misunderstandings here. Okay, all right,

578
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: we can take our seat. Please be seated. You know what,

579
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: Let's get up again, all right, one ft, everybody on

580
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 1: the right foot, right foot, We lift the right foot

581
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: or we just we're gonna be on our balancing in

582
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: our right foot. Chack it all about m don't lose balanced.

583
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: Now all right, looks good. Let's sit down. Okay, go

584
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: for it, your honor. My client is here on terrorism charges.

585
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: No I'm not no, I'm not well, judge. I guess

586
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: all I did was put the pork on the trisket

587
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: and sprinkled some of the capers on top. So all right,

588
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: so let me take a bite. Here are those Thompson's

589
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: capers or a great Muppet just whatever? Whatever? They whatever

590
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: they gave me I think they are. I think they

591
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: are great Muppet capers. Yeah, okay, well it's not bad.

592
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a winning ingredient, but we'll

593
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: just see how the others stack up. You are, you,

594
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 1: young lady. Let me have a taste. Okay, yeah, here

595
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: you um here you are, and your surprise ingredients were

596
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: watermelon and anchovies. Difficult combination. Uh, let me take a

597
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: little bite. I don't think this is gonna have gone well.

598
00:39:54,560 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: But oh my god, this is just the subtle notes

599
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: of the ant chovies with the refreshing springtime summertime watermelon.

600
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: It's just a it's a taste sensation I've never had before. Right,

601
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: I don't even need to taste the third guys, thing,

602
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: because this clearly it's the winner. I hope you have

603
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: someone here to celebrate with, because this is a big

604
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: time win for you little spineapple boys. All right, I

605
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: didn't I killed him? How come can you get me

606
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: out of this prison or not? Sorry, you just passed

607
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: the first test. Oh shoot, I know you? Are you

608
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: a pineapple boss? Ye? Oh man, I'm hit Pineapple? What's up?

609
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: Why don't you me? I just killed this man because

610
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: I was told if I killed this maniple gives you

611
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: can break me out, not you. But oh yeah, I

612
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: mean I'm running. I'm the shot color here. Yeah, I

613
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: mean ship. Where did I make you before? And I

614
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: just kind of place that for the reason why I'm

615
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: in here. I met you at the park. I don't

616
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: know how long ago. I don't know what time is anymore.

617
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: I was there to watch my daughter. She's fourteen, she

618
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: looks older, she actual, but she's my angel, and she's

619
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: there to cook me and smoked me in a competition.

620
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: And then the security archument doesn't say you can't smoke here,

621
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: and then you handed me that smoked pigs me and

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Speaker 1: and I killed them and I missed my daughter. I

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Speaker 1: just want to get out of here, or we'll see

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Speaker 1: what we can do. I got you all right, okay, ah,

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Speaker 1: young lady. I so terrible news your father. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to get back to you, but someone smuggled a

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Speaker 1: knife inside in their skin pockets and inside where what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Inside? To sell your father was

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Speaker 1: I was killed? What? Wait? What? I'm so sorry? Wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait does that mean? Does that mean

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Speaker 1: the second place gets the title? Or how does that works?

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Speaker 1: Let's see what everybody's up to. Chris Alvarado, oh man,

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Speaker 1: thanks for having me, Um. I love playing with you.

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Speaker 1: Cole left playing with everybody. I have another podcast called

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Speaker 1: Comedy Face, where we explore you know things about comedy.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't want to mention on the Reddit, there's

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Speaker 1: a question there for James. Has just been sitting there.

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Speaker 1: Poor James hasn't hasn't answered it. It's from user bister

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Speaker 1: zero one. The title is game question for James, and

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Speaker 1: the question is, James, do you play any of the

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Speaker 1: super Cell games? I've never even been No, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what super cellists. I'll have to search it. Wow. Wow,

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Speaker 1: have you guys heard of super So? We're not gamers,

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Speaker 1: you are you? I've never heard of it. It was

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Speaker 1: a splinter cell. I'm gonna go to Reddit and I'll

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Speaker 1: do my own sleuthing and find out what super so.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Jackie Gonzalez Dorothy. Yes, I just

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Speaker 1: looked up super Cell and it's the makers of Heyday. Hi, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Clash of Plans boom Beach. Does that help you, James? Oh?

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Speaker 1: It does, and I definitely. I don't play that game.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of it until now. But I've never

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Speaker 1: played Clash of Titan. Those are like um mobile games games.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with mobile

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Speaker 1: bo you played them on your phone? Uh, and I

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Speaker 1: look disgusting. No, did I bring names. I bring my

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Speaker 1: PlayStation anywhere I go. I might a doctor's office. I

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Speaker 1: have a have like a sixty and l E D

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Speaker 1: eight K TV with my PS four ready to go.

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Speaker 1: I mean I only know those like Clash of Clans

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Speaker 1: and things is because like they pop up as ads

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Speaker 1: UM the mobile games I do play, like June's Journey

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Speaker 1: shout out things like that. So I have never played

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Speaker 1: this either, but shout out towards his friends. Um, I

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Speaker 1: used to play that game. That's my favorite one. I

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Speaker 1: am an addict. I only play solo stuff as Um.

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Speaker 1: Some people are starting to try to use it as

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Speaker 1: a dating site. Um it is not true. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: like have a chat part now, and so people will

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, how are you like? You look great

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Speaker 1: and it's like whoa, Um, I just want to I

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Speaker 1: just want to get motherfucker's Well, that's the thing. It's

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Speaker 1: connected to Facebook. My photo is quite far away. It's

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Speaker 1: not like my face. Um. But I don't like only

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Speaker 1: play solo stuff there. I rock on my solo stuff.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to be waiting on somebody else to

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Speaker 1: get it on the board. And I don't need to

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Speaker 1: be waiting to listen to the most wonderful pot of

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Speaker 1: the year because it's happening. I don't need to wait

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Speaker 1: for that. It's happening. Talking about Christmas movies isn't that fun?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me this is This has been

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Speaker 1: a real blast. Of course, Craig Kikowski as the resident

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Speaker 1: spelling and grammar snob, I haven't had occasion to rail

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Speaker 1: against anything lately, but I recently read in a current

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Speaker 1: best selling novel which I won't throw under the bus

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Speaker 1: like Jackie feel Um. The they used the phrase put

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Speaker 1: through the ringer spelled without the W. So you know

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Speaker 1: you're talking about ringing like like an old fashioned clothes

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Speaker 1: ringer with a W that would you ring your your

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Speaker 1: wet clothes dry. That's what put through the ringer is.

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Speaker 1: Don't spell it with an R without the W. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I let to know that. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was when you put somebody up in a bell and

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Speaker 1: that hammer that nails the bell instead of hitting the metal,

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Speaker 1: it's just hammering the person you put in the ringer. No,

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Speaker 1: and then a dead ring and a dead ringer would

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Speaker 1: be spelled without the W. And what does that mean? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Something that hit that note like maybe it's I don't

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Speaker 1: know exactly where the phrase comes from, but maybe dead

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Speaker 1: ringer Like it's like it's spot on, like like you

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Speaker 1: hit the note, you wrung the note correctly on the bell.

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Speaker 1: I don't know ringer James Daney. Uh, you know, just

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Speaker 1: go over to game front on YouTube and there's a

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of stuff older you can check up. You know,

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Speaker 1: I really want to take this opportunity to promote something

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Speaker 1: that's really near and dear to my heart, and um,

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Speaker 1: I forgot what it was. I just forgot what it was,

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Speaker 1: but just just know that it is very close to

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Speaker 1: me and very personal. Was it the alcove? I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this opportunity since the Ringer thing reminded

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Speaker 1: me to throw Ernest client under the bus because in

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Speaker 1: uh ready player too, uh, there's a thing where he

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Speaker 1: references Magnum p I and his Detroit Lions cap, which,

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Speaker 1: if you know anything about Magnum he wears a tiger's hat.

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Speaker 1: Actel fully wears a lions jacket in Beverly Hills cop series,

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Speaker 1: but not it's a tiger's hat. It's very iconic. So

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Speaker 1: it's just like, do you do reference everything in the world,

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Speaker 1: and you, nor your editors, nor anybody pick that up.

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Speaker 1: Kind of kissed me off. But other than the book

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Speaker 1: not being good, but there you go. The first one

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Speaker 1: it was great, the second one was bad. It's not

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Speaker 1: it's not great. I mean I like the first one

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Speaker 1: a lot, but then again, like you know me, I'm

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Speaker 1: a pop culture reference nerds, so um, yeah, that's just

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Speaker 1: felt like I guess where you have a reason to

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Speaker 1: do a book. So yeah, not great. Sadly you can

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Speaker 1: follow me at cold Stranton rat Stratton Cole on the

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Speaker 1: so check that out. Let's thank our amazing engineering producer

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Speaker 1: Doug Bain and the fine folks at I Heart Media

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Speaker 1: dot com. Do please write to us at Alchemy this

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Speaker 1: email at gmail dot com. That's Alchemy this email. Until

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Speaker 1: next time,