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Speaker 1: He's another tub on the twenties. Tell me Hello, Hi

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Speaker 1: is this Teresa? Yeah? This is she may ask. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hi Teresa. My name is Darvin Wood and I'm a

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Speaker 1: friend of a friend and they recommended that I should

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Speaker 1: talk to you because you do massage. I do indeed, Yes, awesome,

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Speaker 1: I would like to book you for an upcoming session. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you looking for a sixty minute or a ninety minute? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is actually more of an event, so I don't

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Speaker 1: really even know how long it might take. But my

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Speaker 1: son Tony is turning six years old and he's having

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Speaker 1: a bunch of his friends over to the house. And

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Speaker 1: the number one thing that he wants, if you can

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Speaker 1: believe it or not, is he wants everybody to get

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Speaker 1: a massage on his birthday. Um, okay, well it's a

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Speaker 1: rather unusual request from the sixties. He's so thoughtful, you know,

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Speaker 1: and he is a really big massage fan. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he watches all the shows. What wouldn't he shows, well,

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Speaker 1: the there's not a sage shows. Well on the YouTube,

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Speaker 1: he just kind of watches people getting massaged. Funny kid,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure if I'm getting exactly what you're

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Speaker 1: trying to say, here is just rather odd. He's oh, well, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not odd at all. It's just our little Tony.

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Speaker 1: He is obsessed with massage. I mean all day long.

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Speaker 1: He just watches massage videos on YouTube. Okay, I mean

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Speaker 1: I would definitely have to get more information, but maybe

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Speaker 1: it might work. Wonderful. That's great to hear. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: should also tell you a little bit about Tony. He's

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Speaker 1: a little different than most normal six year olds. He

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Speaker 1: has a very hairy back. Wait, your son has a

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Speaker 1: hairy back, Yes, he does. Little Tony has quite the

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Speaker 1: hairy back. He's got a lot of hair all over

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Speaker 1: his body. Really, it's kind of weird. Um, I've never

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Speaker 1: heard of a six year old having back hair. We

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Speaker 1: didn't either until little Tony came along and he was

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Speaker 1: born with back hair. Oh my god. Okay, well that's

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Speaker 1: our little Tony. He is different. He also has one

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Speaker 1: gold earring and wears a g string everywhere that he goes.

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Speaker 1: It's a little sparkly blue number. Okay, this is this

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Speaker 1: is getting a little ridiculous, you know. That's what I

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Speaker 1: told him. I said, Hey, this is getting ridiculous. This

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Speaker 1: is the fourth day in a row. You've worn that

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Speaker 1: G string without watching it. Your mom needs to do

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Speaker 1: the laundry. No, no no, he's six years old. Why are

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Speaker 1: you making him wears this? I don't make him do

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Speaker 1: anything he doesn't want to do. He chose that G string. Well,

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Speaker 1: why would you provide that? Why would you provide that

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Speaker 1: for a six year old? And I'm supposed to tell

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Speaker 1: him no, you're trying to say, you want me to

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Speaker 1: come to a six year old birthday party off harry

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Speaker 1: Backs G string. This sounds very appropriate. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: only Tony has a harry Back. All his friends are

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Speaker 1: normal six year olds. But I think, god, I think

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Speaker 1: the problem is I haven't communicated well enough with you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you elaborate, please yes, because clearly I'm confused. Well,

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Speaker 1: Tony has requested body sliding massage. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: that is? I don't even know what that is. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was either, And then he

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Speaker 1: showed me some videos on his youtubees and apparently it's

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Speaker 1: where the massage therapist oils their own body up and

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Speaker 1: then massages the client with their bodies. Oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that's what I said. I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, no, wonder you're into this, Tony. This looks

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Speaker 1: so relaxing. This is disturbing. Are you seriously asking me

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Speaker 1: to rub oil on my body and then rub your

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Speaker 1: six year old? This is probably gonna be about twenty

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Speaker 1: six year olds there, so it'd be like a human

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Speaker 1: slipping slide kind of No. No, I am not doing this.

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Speaker 1: I don't want any part of this. Okay, Well, how

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Speaker 1: about this. I have to come clean about something. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear anything else, honestly. Well, I think

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Speaker 1: you need to hear this. Um. I need to let

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Speaker 1: you know that, in all honesty, there is no Tony.

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Speaker 1: Oh I knew it. Little Tony, was you pervert? No,

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Speaker 1: little Tony doesn't exist, because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. What. Yes, it's a joke. Your sister Alexis

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Speaker 1: set you up. You've got to be kidding me. Oh god, okay,

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Speaker 1: thank god, that was a joke. Your sister told me

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Speaker 1: that you get some weird requests from massages and wanted

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Speaker 1: this one to be the strangest one you've ever received.

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Speaker 1: Is it? It's definitely the strangest. Oh by far to

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Speaker 1: Harry back week up every morning with Jubal foone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings. On the twenties Holy One two point five

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Speaker 1: we were staying