Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Dolores Catana. Hi
Speaker 2: weld on. What are all these hearts and things in
Speaker 2: the background? What's going on?
Speaker 1: I my son just sent them to me because I
Speaker 1: had a heart ablasion yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, how are you feeling.
Speaker 1: Like shit? How do you feel like shit? Okay, good,
Speaker 1: we're together.
Speaker 2: Feeling like shit, feeling like shit. Not as much shit
Speaker 2: as probably Jax feels like. But I cannot even so.
Speaker 2: I've never done a recap with Dolores before. This is
Speaker 2: our first time together. We've done but no, it's not
Speaker 2: our first time together.
Speaker 1: We can we can talk some shit.
Speaker 2: We can really talk some shit. But before we even
Speaker 2: get into that one, I'm thinking about you. I hope
Speaker 2: that you feel better for those listeners that we have.
Speaker 2: How did you know that you needed to go in
Speaker 2: and get an ablazion?
Speaker 1: So my heart was beating out of my chest. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you feel like you have like a flutter. It
Speaker 1: feels like a butterfly and it goes away. Well, it
Speaker 1: started to come more frequent and more frequently, and then
Speaker 1: I got a pain from the middle of my chest
Speaker 1: to my shoulder when I was driving one day, and
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not right. So anyway, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: go away, and I decided to go to a cardiologist
Speaker 1: and he said, you're an aphib So aphib is a
Speaker 1: real fibrillation or however you say, and you know you're
Speaker 1: a walking stroke. You can have a stroke. So so
Speaker 1: many people just ignore that. So I'm telling everybody, if
Speaker 1: you get those flutters in your chest, go see a doctor.
Speaker 1: So then yesterday I had to go to the hospital
Speaker 1: and they went through my groin which is really sorroid,
Speaker 1: and into my heart and they kind of shock your
Speaker 1: heart and quarterize.
Speaker 2: It and then they're like, wake up, heart, we're doing
Speaker 2: it this way. Yeah, is that what it is? Okay?
Speaker 2: But you feel okay? And is there any recovery to it?
Speaker 2: Let's just take it easy.
Speaker 1: Take it easy for like a week. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know, like yourself, okay, I'm not I'm no teddy mallincamp.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, stop. I cursed you out.
Speaker 1: Like you had just gone home and you're at the
Speaker 1: fucking gym on the treadmill, sweating it out, and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the gym. Like look at her,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, up twenty pounds, okay.
Speaker 2: Me to me too. Steroids are not my friend. So
Speaker 2: all the dudes that take steroids, I can't even tell
Speaker 2: you how you function in life because it made me
Speaker 2: so like grumpy and agitated and gain weight, like in
Speaker 2: places I would never want to gain weight.
Speaker 1: I did swear at you when I was walking into
Speaker 1: the gym because I fucking hate it. I hate going
Speaker 1: to the gym.
Speaker 2: You were there because well, good good. Because I say
Speaker 2: to my friend that always bitches about going to the gym,
Speaker 2: but she's like, has a like a training goal coming up.
Speaker 2: I'm like, listen, do you know what I would do
Speaker 2: to be able to walk into the gym every day
Speaker 2: and be able to work out and something that I
Speaker 2: wanted to also kind of talk about. When you know,
Speaker 2: everybody's like, oh, Teddy, you're so strong, you're this you
Speaker 2: and now you didn't wear a wig. You looked like
Speaker 2: you just are so fierce. I want to say, like
Speaker 2: there's good days and there's bad days, and like we
Speaker 2: really have to and I'm sure the same went with
Speaker 2: you when you were deciding to go get your heart checked, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that night was a good night. I felt like absolute
Speaker 2: donkey the next day like so a lot.
Speaker 1: And then and then it catches up to you the
Speaker 1: next day like you feel good, right, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: the next day you pay for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that's something that's okay. It's okay
Speaker 2: to be able to you know, everyone thinks that you're
Speaker 2: gonna get sick or you're gonna have a procedure and
Speaker 2: then everything stops. But then we don't talk about the
Speaker 2: mental health aspect, where like then depression will sink in
Speaker 2: you feel like the normal. Yeah. Yeah, So I think
Speaker 2: that that happens no matter what you're grieving or what
Speaker 2: kind of pain you're in, whether it's physical pain or
Speaker 2: in this case, whatever Jack's is going through and Brittany
Speaker 2: and all the shit shows, Like I mean, it is
Speaker 2: a freaking shit show. So the first question that I
Speaker 2: have as we get into the valley is would you
Speaker 2: rather who? Would you rather? Jack's or Jesse?
Speaker 1: Oh? Jack, I mean I I you know, he's just
Speaker 1: a bigger guy, but you know, neither one.
Speaker 2: To be honest, you have to pick you know how
Speaker 2: it's Jack's.
Speaker 1: Is it like? Is it aesthetically or Es is not
Speaker 1: a bad looking guy?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna do is one is who would
Speaker 2: you rather have sex with? And two? Who would you
Speaker 2: rather be married to?
Speaker 1: How can I have to? What are you asking me
Speaker 1: to pick shit for?
Speaker 2: Because sometimes we pick shit sometimes this is reality.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna I am only doing this because it's
Speaker 1: you that are not even going to give you this answer.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get me today, aren't you? You fuck her?
Speaker 2: Yes, obviously, you know you're lucky. I miss you good.
Speaker 2: This is you know you really lean I really lean
Speaker 2: into it. People are liking me right now. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh now, helly, I always liked you.
Speaker 1: You know that? Who would I rather be married to?
Speaker 1: Definitely Jesse. I can handle Jesse. Jacks is a cracked egg.
Speaker 1: You cannot handle that guy. You cannot reason with that guy.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking disaster.
Speaker 2: But you want to bone down with him, Well that's
Speaker 2: just like a bone.
Speaker 1: But Jesse, Jesse I can handle like as a man
Speaker 1: because I'm probably more of a man than him that
Speaker 1: I could probably like manhandle him.
Speaker 2: I almost just split up my soda, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: I didn't drink SODA's until after I was in the hospital.
Speaker 2: Now it's like a pound diet. Cox uh dicted. Well,
Speaker 2: I think you know, we weren't able to go into
Speaker 2: some of the past episodes, but you know, we'll just
Speaker 2: we'll talk about episode three right now. It starts out
Speaker 2: Janet's husband Jason, comes over to Britney's house. Jason helped
Speaker 2: drive jacks to rehab and get checked in. He says,
Speaker 2: Jackson is having a hard time separating being mad at
Speaker 2: Brittany from getting help from for himself. So this is
Speaker 2: the part that I find a little bit odd. Why
Speaker 2: be mad at Britney when you're trying to get help
Speaker 2: for yourself at this point, when you're trying to get help,
Speaker 2: get help.
Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you because he's not humbled yet, Okay, because.
Speaker 2: I haven't hit rock bottom.
Speaker 1: No, I have dealt with addiction in my family. And
Speaker 1: on the way to bring in that person to rehab,
Speaker 1: I was gonna punch her in the face because I said.
Speaker 2: You're not here. She was cocky. She was cocky, and
Speaker 2: we brought her.
Speaker 1: There and she was on the phone and I said,
Speaker 1: you didn't come here to have fun. So when you
Speaker 1: unless you're going there loathing and hating yourself, he is
Speaker 1: not starting off on the right foot.
Speaker 2: You need to hit rock bottom. I agree with you,
Speaker 2: and especially the other day. I don't know all the
Speaker 2: backstory to this, but he was recently on an Instagram
Speaker 2: live and who knows what he was talking about because
Speaker 2: I only saw a screen grab, but he was on
Speaker 2: Instagram Live. And then you see his publicist, the one
Speaker 2: he was allegedly having an affair with, say, get off
Speaker 2: the live. Ooh wait is he still? How's he doing that?
Speaker 1: From rehab?
Speaker 2: You need to.
Speaker 1: Be humboldt however that is, and that's people places things.
Speaker 1: You strip yourself from everything and break yourself down and
Speaker 1: then you come up to being a person from scratch.
Speaker 2: But I also don't think he wants to be sober.
Speaker 2: He may not want to get to the where he's
Speaker 2: blowing lines and breaking his furniture. But I don't think
Speaker 2: he's interested in sobriety, I think, and I do. Do
Speaker 2: you think he's interested in not hooking up with chicks anymore?
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's me, not of his addiction, right,
Speaker 1: So it's all about discipline and getting rid of that
Speaker 1: whole past life like you have to you can never
Speaker 1: be around it again. You can't even take a sip
Speaker 1: of a beer. It's over. It is over.
Speaker 2: It's all or nothing, right, Yes, And especially that's what
Speaker 2: he's confusing here in California because there's all this California
Speaker 2: sober discussion where it's like, well, I'm not doing coke anymore,
Speaker 2: but I can still drink alcohol. No, But I that
Speaker 2: if you're drinking alcohol, the next step is I'm going
Speaker 2: to be drunk and I'm gonna want coke.
Speaker 1: If I'm a trigger at it, well it's a trigger, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: So you start that and that's and.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that that doesn't that makes him a
Speaker 2: terrible person. I'm just saying that may mean he's not
Speaker 2: ready and he's doing and he keeps saying, I'm doing
Speaker 2: it for my son, but then do it, well, I'm
Speaker 2: doing yourself too. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I believe in doing things for your kids,
Speaker 1: like I believe in finding the strength to do something
Speaker 1: in your love for your children. It has gotten me
Speaker 1: from the depths of how like having to be strong
Speaker 1: for the people I love. Like that'll do it, Patty,
Speaker 1: And you know, that I know, you know who knows
Speaker 1: better than you. You know, you fight every day and
Speaker 1: he has to want it now.
Speaker 2: But he has to want it and he has to
Speaker 2: also know that life not doing it is going to
Speaker 2: be significantly better than the life he's living right now.
Speaker 2: And I don't think he believes that.
Speaker 1: Well, you have to have something to work with, so
Speaker 1: I could. I haven't been able to sleep. And I
Speaker 1: happen to turn on Bravo the other day and what
Speaker 1: was on but their wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh I never saw that.
Speaker 1: I saw their wedding. It just it was on, and
Speaker 1: it was so weird to watch everybody so young. And
Speaker 1: you see those memes on Instagram, like you know they
Speaker 1: say like, oh, twenty minutes from now, she didn't know
Speaker 1: she'd hear the worst news of her life, like it's somebody.
Speaker 1: And I was like thinking with each person like Arianna
Speaker 1: and Tom, like oh, you know, five years from now,
Speaker 1: she will know that he's going to be sleeping with
Speaker 1: Raquel who's in the room next to them, or you know,
Speaker 1: or Sheen is going to be married with the kid
Speaker 1: and what was it?
Speaker 2: Lala Kent was Lala was there with no neck?
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 2: Randall. But he couldn't be filmed. I mean, I can't
Speaker 2: even remember, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was filmed.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was there.
Speaker 1: She was like crying when she was when Brittany was
Speaker 1: dancing with her father, so.
Speaker 2: Like, he reminds me of the guy from ninety Day Fiance,
Speaker 2: Big Gud big big as brow.
Speaker 1: No, Randall, don't come from me. I'm sorry, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: So you're not kidding. You're so full of shit. You're
Speaker 2: not kidding. You just don't want him to come for
Speaker 2: you because he's kind of scary. We don't need to
Speaker 2: fight people, not on TV anymore. We'll stick to people
Speaker 2: solely on television. Okay, but do you think that Brittany
Speaker 2: is in the wrong at all for any of this stuff?
Speaker 2: I know you're as you're watching the wedding, Like you
Speaker 2: don't think that she knew this ship was coming. He
Speaker 2: cheated on her, like a bajillion times.
Speaker 1: He cheated on her. He got, he drank, he did.
Speaker 1: She was in love, young and dumb. She was in love.
Speaker 1: I've I don't judge anybody for that. Doesn't make it
Speaker 1: Just because she's at it doesn't make it okay for
Speaker 1: him to keep doing it. Right, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: don't fucking rhyn the girl into the ground. She's crazy
Speaker 1: about you. But I always look at people where they
Speaker 1: how they grew up their relationship and things were affected
Speaker 1: by our childhoods as you know.
Speaker 2: So there was a part of me.
Speaker 1: That felt I have I do feel bad for Jacks
Speaker 1: because I know I don't think he ever really had
Speaker 1: a chance. He's not close with his family. He brought
Speaker 1: he brought the father's ashes to the wedding, and that's
Speaker 1: the only family he had there. Yeah, his mom, like
Speaker 1: his sister was there, but they don't really talk. Now,
Speaker 1: Like I looked into all this you got me crazy
Speaker 1: with this podcast.
Speaker 2: That you got it it makes you psycho and also
Speaker 2: you have psycho. You don't really know this because people
Speaker 2: don't significantly hate you to like another level. But like
Speaker 2: theirs was probably like six years where I was so
Speaker 2: hated online and it really kind of started like getting
Speaker 2: to me mentally.
Speaker 1: If you don't look, though, there's no such.
Speaker 2: Thing as not looking when you work in the business
Speaker 2: and you keep doing it like it's there's no such thing.
Speaker 2: People don't let it bother you, let it let's you.
Speaker 1: Let it buy But if you don't look it, don't say.
Speaker 2: But also, how do you think Jax could not look like?
Speaker 2: I think he's Also every time he funks up, he's
Speaker 2: hated even more. And so like sometimes when you're really hated,
Speaker 2: you go double down and you do it roundable. He's
Speaker 2: not affected, Teddy, I's not affected. I don't think he
Speaker 2: realizes he's an asshole. No, you're well, you're right, like
Speaker 2: you were on Traders with him, Like do you think
Speaker 2: he is arranging narcissist allegedly?
Speaker 1: No, no, he listen. Tom was like a puppy that
Speaker 1: shits on the floor and then he gets hit. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know why he why does everyone hate me? I
Speaker 1: just said it on the floor. But he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: the most hated man. I cannot be a trader, Like
Speaker 1: the whole world hates me. But it didn't bathe him.
Speaker 1: It didn't Teddy, it didn't like penetrate and.
Speaker 2: Where I feel Jacks would lean into it and be
Speaker 2: like I want to be the trader. I want to
Speaker 2: do this like I want to be the biggest asshole.
Speaker 2: But either way we get through this. It's broken. He's broken.
Speaker 1: You can't fix that. There's a thing I saw on
Speaker 1: Instagram one time, be careful picking up broken glass, like
Speaker 1: shard glass because you cut yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think they both kind of know, but
Speaker 2: at this time we're probably like eight years and ten
Speaker 2: years and twelve years and who knows into their relationship.
Speaker 2: Then Janet and Michelle, which honestly, Michelle could push me
Speaker 2: right over the edge every single time that she comes
Speaker 2: on the screen. I'm like, I know that I was
Speaker 2: notoriously boring, but I'm like, listen here, I'm in recovery
Speaker 2: and I don't need to watch you. I'm tired. And
Speaker 2: then she comes on and I'm like, I need freaking
Speaker 2: whatever it's called toothpicks to hold my eyelids open. She
Speaker 2: starts to talk and I'm like, no, yeah, I cat
Speaker 2: she is where my joy goes to die. I mean like.
Speaker 1: She was crying. I mean she was crying the other
Speaker 1: day because I know we have to get but we
Speaker 1: have to get to that before. I'm sorry, I'm just so.
Speaker 2: I know, we're so excited, but then we get the war.
Speaker 2: The other thing is they're talking about the rehab thing.
Speaker 2: Then Kristen and Luke come to the house, and then
Speaker 2: Luke as if he wasn't enough already becomes completely unfuckable
Speaker 2: because he outs the boy group. I'm sorry, is.
Speaker 1: That a boy group or a circle jerk? It's like
Speaker 1: a big fucking lank fest on that. Oh, they think
Speaker 1: they're so cool that they have this like group text.
Speaker 2: Like join the fucking club. We all have group texts
Speaker 2: and nothing stay inside.
Speaker 1: Saw the group text between me and my friends, the pictures,
Speaker 1: the memes that go up.
Speaker 2: But if my group text with Tamra, if one of
Speaker 2: the additional people who I'm not going to say because
Speaker 2: I don't want them to get DMS was then sharing
Speaker 2: it on television, I would be freaking furious. I mean,
Speaker 2: I know you guys are saying Danny brought it up
Speaker 2: on camera first, but to me it came out as
Speaker 2: as what's his name? As Luke telling it.
Speaker 1: I'm blaming Danny. He knows he's no amateur. He's not
Speaker 1: an amateur. He knows what he was doing. What was
Speaker 1: he thinking? Did he get bottle brain? Diaper brain? You
Speaker 1: had a house with the three kids under three? Three kids,
Speaker 1: I have three kids under three, And I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, and how much are you doing it? At this point?
Speaker 2: And like, listen, do you live in Valencia yet or not,
Speaker 2: because I don't want to hear about it unless you are.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Valencia is, but I can tell
Speaker 1: you that he's in the house too much.
Speaker 2: I can tell you that he needs to be out
Speaker 2: doing more things if he's reading through the Oh.
Speaker 1: Santa she finally, she finally folded and went there. He
Speaker 1: wanted to go there and then whatever, but anyway, boychat, boychat,
Speaker 1: So he tells this dweeb. Yeah, first of all, if
Speaker 1: they think if some guy was a rat like that
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, oh boy, you that's what I'm saying, Teddy,
Speaker 1: listen to me. If that happened here, Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2: No Santa Clarita there in Jersey. No, you get your
Speaker 2: ass kicked. That is.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: But I think both of them would get their ass kicked.
Speaker 2: They were both they would both get when. I think
Speaker 2: Luke was upset that he didn't wasn't on the group chat,
Speaker 2: and that's why he shared it. And then I think
Speaker 2: that did.
Speaker 1: He say he shared it? Did he ever say why
Speaker 1: you shared it? Luke?
Speaker 2: How quickly you went from hating the La Drama last
Speaker 2: season to be the bone collector this season. I love
Speaker 2: how this this is already written bone collector, Like Kristin
Speaker 2: has definitely taught him.
Speaker 1: Well, so listen, you know, let's go back to the wedding.
Speaker 1: They say Kristin has like a golden vagina. She breaks
Speaker 1: one heart after another. Well, Lalla was like, because at
Speaker 1: the wedding there was some guy crying to her with
Speaker 1: a beard.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he turned out to be an asshole too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was like, she was like breaking his
Speaker 1: little heart at the wedding and he came to the
Speaker 1: wedding to be with her and she was ignoring him.
Speaker 1: She was just annoyed he was there. So then lalas like,
Speaker 1: look at him crying in the corners. She's got like
Speaker 1: a golden vagina. This is what she does to these guys.
Speaker 2: And I want to be clear, I love Kristin. Like
Speaker 2: I think Kristen's a necessity on the show. In person,
Speaker 2: She's really cool and nice. Where some of these people
Speaker 2: I've met in person and I'm like, I could do
Speaker 2: or do without you like being around me. I like Kristin.
Speaker 1: You know what I know about Kristin that Arianna called
Speaker 1: her when Tom stabbed when Tom did to her, like
Speaker 1: she broke up Tom and Arianna broke up.
Speaker 2: Kristen and Tom correct Arianna. Yeah. And then when Tom
Speaker 2: broke up with see what the fuck you got me
Speaker 2: going on here? Yeah, and went down We're deep down
Speaker 2: the rabbit hole. We have to stay for.
Speaker 1: Arihanna was just sweet. It was just a At Kristen's
Speaker 1: baby shower, Arianna went to Kristen and Kristen embraced her
Speaker 1: when Tom broke her heart. That's why when you're saying
Speaker 1: you like Kristin, I'm saying that said about.
Speaker 2: Kristen because people keep going back to her, so people
Speaker 2: want to talk about her on the show. But either way,
Speaker 2: then we get into this conversation where Michelle. Was Michelle
Speaker 2: seeing Aaron last summer or was it just happening? You know, like,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: They were seeing each other, and I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: He wasn't nice to her, He treated her, He was arrogant.
Speaker 2: So Jesse was Jesse.
Speaker 1: Was mean to her from what she says now, I'm
Speaker 1: just getting new to.
Speaker 2: We believe her. Yeah, I mean, I don't think Jesse
Speaker 2: is a great guy, but I also think that Michelle
Speaker 2: knows exactly how to push buttons. But either way, there.
Speaker 1: Say they were not compatibible, that is. And anyway, I
Speaker 1: hope the honey guy was worth it because now he
Speaker 1: hates her. She don't care that he hates her.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Then Jesse says, Michelle admits to cheating
Speaker 2: on him. If it wasn't with Airy, admitted it.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is at the beginning. Jesse says that she
Speaker 2: admitted it. This happened last year, after the season. But
Speaker 2: then if it wasn't with Aaron, then she cheated twice.
Speaker 1: Just now, I think she's lying. I think she cheated
Speaker 1: with Aaron, but she tried to cover up because Erin's
Speaker 1: in the picture now, so she just wanted to admit
Speaker 1: to it, but not to her daughter.
Speaker 2: Saying I love you to Aarin on last week's episode
Speaker 2: or two weeks episode ago, showed me that he's been
Speaker 2: in the life for a pretty long time. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know any men my kids would say I
Speaker 2: love you too, other than their dad. Well, after two
Speaker 2: months of dating like that seems Banana Tree.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Banana Trees, Jesse's a good dad. Jesse
Speaker 1: seems like a good dad. He seems very attentive to her.
Speaker 1: The baby but then she was saying he doesn't pay
Speaker 1: child support.
Speaker 2: That actually shocked me. But also I think Kristin and
Speaker 2: Jesse using each other to create chaos is a little
Speaker 2: bit of like what I needed on this show. Oh listen,
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: We needed predictable, and you know what, they're thick as thieves,
Speaker 1: those two.
Speaker 2: They are because they know you know what they need us.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, and Kristin go to a fertility acupuncturist. Kristin
Speaker 2: and Luke are still trying to get pregnant. They had
Speaker 2: pregnancy loss last year. Nia says she got pregnant after
Speaker 2: two months of fertility acupuncture. Nia wanting to have more
Speaker 2: babies while still being in the apartment is absurd. Like
Speaker 2: if I was the acupuncturist, I'd be like, no.
Speaker 1: She should just slow down for a minute and you
Speaker 1: put for her body's sake, it's a lot on your body.
Speaker 1: She had twins and she had like I think.
Speaker 2: She's concerned on once. She I think she's very and
Speaker 2: I have been this way too, so I understand. I
Speaker 2: think she wants to have all the kids she wants
Speaker 2: to have right away so that she can get in
Speaker 2: the best shape of her life and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: But I think what happens then is sometimes we mistake,
Speaker 2: and I am at fault of this, we mistake some
Speaker 2: of our sadness or unhappiness as exult austion when we
Speaker 2: have little kids versus I need to deal with some
Speaker 2: other things in my life, which I think is going
Speaker 2: to play out throughout the rest of the season.
Speaker 1: Well, that's very telling. But see, it's been so long
Speaker 1: since I've had little ones. You still have little ones.
Speaker 1: It's been so long that I don't remember any of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So for me, like we you know, we got
Speaker 2: to a point where racing from activity A to activity
Speaker 2: mommy and me, this the blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 2: And you're so booked up that at the end of
Speaker 2: the night, when sometimes you're emotionally, you're like, well, I
Speaker 2: did do sixty five million things today, So maybe that's why,
Speaker 2: or maybe I did sixty five million things today because
Speaker 2: I didn't want to address certain things that were going
Speaker 2: on that I needed to handle. Well, I think that
Speaker 2: is that that goes for.
Speaker 1: Across the board in life. Yeah, Like I didn't stop
Speaker 1: for probably twenty years, Teddy, Like I just went and
Speaker 1: went and went and didn't sit down and w cluttered
Speaker 1: my life with nonsensical busyness and too many people. And
Speaker 1: it's only recent that I did calm down and stop that.
Speaker 2: Well, you didn't have a choice. Your show's no longer
Speaker 2: being filmed.
Speaker 1: That's true. Actually, yeah, I'm fired.
Speaker 2: But then we get back to the group chat, the
Speaker 2: boys chat, and Jack's Jax, this was your first mistake.
Speaker 2: Do not organize a group chat of I have four
Speaker 2: people in my group chat and it annoys me, and
Speaker 2: I have like twenty group chats. But Jack's organized a
Speaker 2: group chat of twenty guys where they have locker room
Speaker 2: This is not term I nor I knew or could use,
Speaker 2: but locker room chat. And Jesse asked the chat how
Speaker 2: Michelle is affording her place when she hasn't made commission
Speaker 2: in two years. Then he says he has evidence that
Speaker 2: she's sleeping with a billionaire for fifteen hundred dollars a night.
Speaker 2: Who is it? This is my phone number.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, listen, she should it's for
Speaker 1: the full night? Is at fifteen hundreds? She should get more?
Speaker 1: Does she have to stay all night?
Speaker 2: I mean we get more for a paid post on
Speaker 2: the story saying that's a twenty secondaryis you got it
Speaker 2: up your game?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you just let him look at it?
Speaker 1: Do you have to do something for that? I mean,
Speaker 1: I want to understand going very far.
Speaker 2: But my guess is that when when Jesse was sending
Speaker 2: these kind of text messages that then Daniel then brought
Speaker 2: to Luke is maybe when he was still in the
Speaker 2: drinking some nights and then he would just be shit talking.
Speaker 2: You know, some people should talk and they don't actually
Speaker 2: mean what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Listen, how many.
Speaker 2: Times you really care? If?
Speaker 1: But huh do you?
Speaker 2: I don't think he really thinks that she's been sleeping
Speaker 2: with a billionaire for fifteen hundred dollars a night.
Speaker 1: Well, if so, he hates her so fucking much, he's
Speaker 1: going to bring it out. So I thought when she so,
Speaker 1: Now they're at Dave and Busters and Brittany tells.
Speaker 2: Her also, would you want your adult birthday at Dave
Speaker 2: and Busters?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: That was like not for me. But before we even
Speaker 2: get Dave and Busters, they were talking about how they
Speaker 2: think that Danny can't handle his alcohol. Listen, we need
Speaker 2: people that can handle their alcohol but also still be
Speaker 2: inappropriate on this show. So we got to figure out
Speaker 2: a happy medium.
Speaker 1: But Danny's been in some trouble. While he's drinking, he
Speaker 1: gets a.
Speaker 2: Little handsy, a little handsy.
Speaker 1: Surprised. I was very surprised to hear that.
Speaker 2: I know he goes to the church. I go to Danny.
Speaker 1: Danny drink from the well at the church. You better
Speaker 1: be good. Go to confession, Danny, and you're.
Speaker 2: With like the most beautiful this is. This goes to
Speaker 2: show that if you're gonna be handsy and do inappropriate things,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter how beautiful your significant other is. You're
Speaker 2: just that's maybe who you are or who you're natty.
Speaker 1: My friend's husband used to cheat on her with a
Speaker 1: four hundred pounds woman with no teeth, and she would
Speaker 1: wear the velvet though I mean no three She had
Speaker 1: like three strands of hair roll messy and no teeth
Speaker 1: summer teeth and she was four hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he loved her.
Speaker 1: He cheated, He left my friend for her.
Speaker 2: But also I want to see the scene where I
Speaker 2: like Alex Baskin, let us know. I want to see
Speaker 2: the scene because they have the actual footage of Jasmine
Speaker 2: and her girlfriend confronting Danny, but they only showed us
Speaker 2: a flashback of that.
Speaker 1: Now, did Jasmine and her girlfriend confront Danny because he
Speaker 1: was inappropriate with Jasmine as well?
Speaker 2: So what we found out on the after show regarding
Speaker 2: this whole Danny being touchy feely, which I'm not sure
Speaker 2: this story helps Danny at all, but it's that Jasmine
Speaker 2: brought up him being touchy feely with her on camera
Speaker 2: because he hadn't apologized to Jasmine's girlfriend. But the problem
Speaker 2: was Danny thought he was handsy with Michelle.
Speaker 1: He was that drunk, He was that drunk, he.
Speaker 2: Didn't even know who's handsy.
Speaker 1: No, I get it now, I was so confused, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so apparently he doesn't know who he was handsy with.
Speaker 2: But of course then that means he's going to share
Speaker 2: text messages that he like. Take Danny off the group
Speaker 2: chat if you don't want it shared because he's loose
Speaker 2: lips drunk?
Speaker 1: Or was he drunk when he was watching the kids
Speaker 1: and he was on the couch and he told the vagina.
Speaker 2: No, I hope not.
Speaker 1: Was he I mean he knew what he was doing then.
Speaker 2: I don't know. My guess is Danny potentially really wants
Speaker 2: to be on this show, and he doesn't know how
Speaker 2: to like call. He just says stuff that's unnecessary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, but then those are the one.
Speaker 1: You got to watch out for, Teddy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then Janet decides she wants to throw her birthday
Speaker 2: party at Dave and Buster's by the way in Northridge.
Speaker 2: Been there, had a child's birthday there, Like, I don't know, adult, David,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if you're in LA. You do know,
Speaker 2: and you know that. I'm confused which adult wants to
Speaker 2: have a Dave? Do you want a Dave and Buster's birthday? No?
Speaker 1: And I don't want to go there for a kid,
Speaker 1: even which I don't want to go anywhere near there.
Speaker 1: I done with those things. I've been done with those
Speaker 1: things for over twenty years.
Speaker 2: Also was like, why did she have to carry two
Speaker 2: beers at one time? Drink all the beers you want?
Speaker 2: It's your birthday. We haven't seen you be like loose lips, Danny,
Speaker 2: But why do you need to hold two Like there's
Speaker 2: a million people to get your drink around, Honny?
Speaker 1: You know all I could think of when I was
Speaker 1: watching that whole thing. I spend thirty thousand dollars on
Speaker 1: a finale party here. Okay, I hired actors, I got
Speaker 1: whiskey flowed people flown in from Ireland. I had Irish flowers.
Speaker 1: They don't even I.
Speaker 2: Don't even remember seeing any of this, So that's what
Speaker 2: I remember, you just sitting at the table.
Speaker 1: I had my my garage turned into a casino with
Speaker 1: our faces on coins that they never showed. And then
Speaker 1: I had like Irish cooks make it, you know, when
Speaker 1: we did like.
Speaker 2: The fighter, everybody fighting in this.
Speaker 1: In this room right here.
Speaker 2: But that's the only thing I remember is that room.
Speaker 2: So you could have just done that and removed the heart.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, Dave and Busters and Beer,
Speaker 1: it's the fuck out of here, the fuck and we're canceled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, because this shows that this show is
Speaker 2: not about the lifestyle. It's about the drama. And but okay,
Speaker 2: she has the party. Then she's kind of bossy about
Speaker 2: the Dave and Bosters and listen, I'm a bossy person,
Speaker 2: so I get it. But like she wants everybody else
Speaker 2: to Dave and Buster the way she Dave and Busters,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, well.
Speaker 1: There's a pro and she went over it first. You
Speaker 1: come in.
Speaker 2: First, she goes to the present room where.
Speaker 1: You can get your ticket.
Speaker 2: Now, hold on, first, you must wear.
Speaker 1: And a fanny pack, which I was like, that's gonna be.
Speaker 2: A pain if you have to be you have to
Speaker 2: pull it to the side, or you have to decide
Speaker 2: if you're gonna take a fanny one.
Speaker 1: I hope I don't get invited to Brabo Khon and
Speaker 1: I meet none of these people. I've never had beef
Speaker 1: with anybody before until you fucking pulled me into this.
Speaker 1: I just can't help myself, I know.
Speaker 2: But like also, like this isn't a kids party. Why
Speaker 2: are you in rompers and fanny packs? I own all
Speaker 2: these things, but I make a choice when to wear them.
Speaker 2: And the choice is not one double fister.
Speaker 1: What else would you wear there?
Speaker 2: Jammies? This what I have on?
Speaker 1: Listen? She was go ahead, I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2: But then but then, as if there's not enough going
Speaker 2: on with figuring out what their goals were, which was
Speaker 2: to get enough fucking tickets one to win something you
Speaker 2: could probably buy for four bucks, uh, Brittany tells Michelle
Speaker 2: what Jesse has been saying about her. They bring Daniel
Speaker 2: over to ask what Jesse was saying, and he ship himself.
Speaker 2: He did, I actually diaper Ambassador's that day your wife.
Speaker 1: Battered diaper bag because the trail is ship.
Speaker 2: He's like, He's like, well he could tell. He's like
Speaker 2: looking in the side of his eye.
Speaker 1: And that's the first that she hears. You could like.
Speaker 2: His wife looks at him like you.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Nia is like, I will honestly remove your ballsack tonight.
Speaker 2: Just get away. He's like, well, you said it. She's no.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, you said it, you said it, you
Speaker 1: said it on camera or you you know, you said it,
Speaker 1: so you know it has to be and.
Speaker 2: You know she probably said that. You know, she probably
Speaker 2: was like, you came, fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Well she said it. He didn't tell her.
Speaker 2: He didn't, no, because he doesn't remember. Dolores, Why was
Speaker 2: he drying? I don't know. Were you having a double
Speaker 2: fist of beers?
Speaker 1: I'm sharing?
Speaker 2: But then Michelle, the amount of Michelle crying over this,
Speaker 2: I thought she.
Speaker 1: Was gonna laugh. See, she treated it all wrong. She
Speaker 1: should have started laughing.
Speaker 2: She's a night or.
Speaker 1: Honey, I get way more than that punkin. I would
Speaker 1: have had so much fun with that. But like it
Speaker 1: was a delayed reaction cry like it was almost a
Speaker 1: fake cry.
Speaker 2: Honestly, do you think she went and did this with
Speaker 2: some soap in her eyes.
Speaker 1: To get there? Like it was so delayed? Number One,
Speaker 1: she wasn't like really surprised and she just started. But
Speaker 1: but then she went off on him and she was like,
Speaker 1: this is where we started to talk talk about. She's like,
Speaker 1: well he doesn't pay child support.
Speaker 2: Oh, then we finally get to the goods we need
Speaker 2: to know. But I know the seal, but he did
Speaker 2: break the seal. But I also don't know if I
Speaker 2: believe her that he doesn't. This is a problem. I
Speaker 2: know Jesse and you guys are gonna say Tanny's biased,
Speaker 2: and yes I am biased, but like I think about
Speaker 2: the two people i'd rather hang out. If I was
Speaker 2: in a room with Jesse and I was in a
Speaker 2: room with Michelle, I would gravitate towards Jesse, not because
Speaker 2: I'm a host beast, but because he seems like more fun. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, So might be I'm biased, but I don't
Speaker 2: know that I believe because she originally made it out
Speaker 2: like he had her move out of the place, but no,
Speaker 2: she had already done that. That wasn't a decision Jesse
Speaker 2: made like they could. A lot of what we're hearing
Speaker 2: is double sided from both things. Yeah, so it's it's
Speaker 2: very tumultuous.
Speaker 1: They are. They fucking hate each other.
Speaker 2: They hate each other. They eight and she should have
Speaker 2: just made a joke about it. And then I wish she.
Speaker 1: Should have laughed. But but how could she come out
Speaker 1: and say he's not being her if he really isn't?
Speaker 1: Because who's gonna check?
Speaker 2: What are we gonna do? Am I gonna zip over
Speaker 2: to the oh courthouse after this and check? Oh? Gry
Speaker 2: the fans will do it? Not you? Someone let us know,
Speaker 2: because I'm believing Jesse. But maybe he's not paying child's
Speaker 2: work because they're not that part of court. Are they
Speaker 2: fully divorced?
Speaker 1: No, they're not divorced yet.
Speaker 2: Well that's why there's nothing set in stone. I doubt
Speaker 2: they went to a mediation.
Speaker 1: But there's something called pendelighte where he has to give
Speaker 1: her money to live. There has to be Oh, not
Speaker 1: in California.
Speaker 2: Not in California. You might even be in like one
Speaker 2: of those fault states. Like I don't even know what
Speaker 2: Jersey does, but like out and like.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's no fault like who knows, but we don't.
Speaker 2: I don't as far as I know. You keep everything
Speaker 2: the same. So if they had separate finances, then it
Speaker 2: would stay as separate finances until they complete either their
Speaker 2: mediation or their court.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, here's the other thing, like when they
Speaker 1: see so if she has no money, is she banging
Speaker 1: somebody for money? Because I don't know they're I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the honey guy is the honey
Speaker 1: guy fitting the bill, if the honey's expensive, I have more.
Speaker 2: Hair on the front of my head than the honey guy.
Speaker 1: No wait, listen, Michelle, I have no problem with anything
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: God bless I'm Delores Is coming over after this and
Speaker 2: we're gonna start my only fan so I can just
Speaker 2: start bringing.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that, Michelle. Don't let anybody shame you
Speaker 1: for how you make a living ever, And I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that you do in any way.
Speaker 2: But maybe you know her boyfriend's giving her money.
Speaker 1: Do they live together?
Speaker 2: No? Or they live together? They live together? The daughter says,
Speaker 2: I love you. Who knows, but I think after court maybe.
Speaker 1: He's paying the fucking bill.
Speaker 2: Duh, duh. But either way, Jesse is saying he was
Speaker 2: making a joke on the boy's chat. That shouldn't sound
Speaker 2: like a joke when you say when you follow it
Speaker 2: with I have proof. Oh, as she SIPs the's spind drift,
Speaker 2: the fact that I just remember the word spind drift,
Speaker 2: but like I forget.
Speaker 1: No listen, it should have never been repeated. How about
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't have said it in the group chat, Jesse.
Speaker 1: It's still the mother of your kids. And if you're
Speaker 1: not paying the bills, why do you care? As long
Speaker 1: as they're getting paid. That's number one. Number two, it
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been repeated.
Speaker 2: It shouldn't repeat And also number three, if we are
Speaker 2: going to keep this group chat working, please add me in, Dolores,
Speaker 2: because we'd like to be in on the crumbs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll teach you how to be men.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. So then, as if Michelle couldn't bug
Speaker 2: me more, now she's decided as a second seasoner to
Speaker 2: go around and try and do a poll with some
Speaker 2: like lifetimers to kick Jessee out of the house that he's.
Speaker 1: Betting for for just don't go or or stay at
Speaker 1: the hotel he invited her there. What about when Kristen says, listen,
Speaker 1: if she's making some money on the side, she can
Speaker 1: afford her own hotel room.
Speaker 2: There's also did she really think she's that close with everybody?
Speaker 2: I guarantee she's one of those people that the second
Speaker 2: they're done filming, she's not like besties with every single
Speaker 2: woman on that show.
Speaker 1: Do you think Teddy I think that she was put
Speaker 1: up to that.
Speaker 2: Well, I know that that is very forbidden in the
Speaker 2: world of housewives. Maybe not for the Valley, but we
Speaker 2: do have the same producer. They never want to have
Speaker 2: to deal with filming at two different locations. So unless
Speaker 2: she ends up agreeing to it, and she said, you're right,
Speaker 2: you're so hyped, never want that. But meanwhile, you know, Jasmine, Kristin,
Speaker 2: and Ea think it's weird since Jesse is renting the house.
Speaker 2: They don't want him to be I love that that's
Speaker 2: the word banished. I'm like, are we on traders? But
Speaker 2: then Brittany and Janet vote for Jesse to stay in
Speaker 2: the hotel. They were so excited to win their prize.
Speaker 2: I don't think they were focusing on what the hell
Speaker 2: Michelle was saying. I want to just tune Michelle out too,
Speaker 2: and she's like, yeah, sure, whatever, anyways, keep it.
Speaker 1: Moving, No, because they were like mad about what he
Speaker 1: had said, and Brittany's going through whatever Jax did to her.
Speaker 1: So she's pro woman now, she's like old girl, I am,
Speaker 1: I'm going to stick with the girls, you know.
Speaker 2: But then in the confessional, Michelle says Jesse is by
Speaker 2: far worse than Jack's and that what she is going
Speaker 2: through Jesse, Michelle said that Michelle says that worse than
Speaker 2: Jack's and she's going through worse things than Brittany. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I actually don't think so, because we just saw what
Speaker 2: Brittany's going through and I don't like any of it.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's what Britney's been going through since
Speaker 1: the day she.
Speaker 2: Was with him, the day she let him in the
Speaker 2: first time.
Speaker 1: Yes, he has dragged her through the mud. He has
Speaker 1: dragged every woman on that show through the mud. And
Speaker 1: you know, she wasn't going to change him and she
Speaker 1: wasn't going to be any different. But she was in
Speaker 1: it for the long haul and she stuck it out
Speaker 1: and damn near fucking killed her. That will take a
Speaker 1: toll on you.
Speaker 2: Do I think that Jesse is anal retentive and type
Speaker 2: A and controlling. Probably I'm also all those things, so
Speaker 2: I understand you recognize it, So I recognize the things.
Speaker 2: Do I think he says shit he probably regrets and
Speaker 2: unnecessary to say to the mother of his children. One
Speaker 2: million press the truth.
Speaker 1: I just don't think he likes her. I don't think
Speaker 1: he ever liked her. I don't think they like each other.
Speaker 2: I don't know she ever liked him. I think the
Speaker 2: problem is he's still he was still in love with her, and.
Speaker 1: I don't know he didn't treat her like that because
Speaker 1: when she had the baby, he would not help her.
Speaker 1: He never gave her compliments, he wasn't sweet to her,
Speaker 1: and I just don't think that she's the woman for him.
Speaker 1: Maybe another woman could bring that out, and I.
Speaker 2: Don't think so. I think if you're like that, like
Speaker 2: there are some like that, some guys like that that
Speaker 2: like like let's trade off each night and I'll do
Speaker 2: the nights and when you have it, and there's some
Speaker 2: that aren't. And maybe he's not that way. But these
Speaker 2: are conversations you should have with which granted I probably
Speaker 2: didn't have the right conversation. So this is a PSA,
Speaker 2: if you haven't had a kid and you're with somebody
Speaker 2: and you're thinking about having kids, start having these conversations now,
Speaker 2: like when we do have a child, are you going
Speaker 2: to be one that's going to be going? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean a lot. You know, it depends if somebody's old
Speaker 2: school and not old school, what their situation is. But
Speaker 2: I don't imagine she went into having kids thinking that
Speaker 2: he was going to do half of.
Speaker 1: You're right, No, you're you're always very smart. As long
Speaker 1: as I know you, you're very intuitive. But but I
Speaker 1: think I don't well, I don't think you're an asshole.
Speaker 1: So anyway, listen, whenever you want, like we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about me, you'd call me and go. You know,
Speaker 1: I got to talk about this, Delores.
Speaker 2: You know I got to talk about you riding the
Speaker 2: fence saved.
Speaker 1: But you know, why is it that everyone else could
Speaker 1: ride the fence Page? And Page is friends with that?
Speaker 2: Because Page is funnier than you, Erica. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 1: Well, AKA, you don't know me.
Speaker 2: I would never in one million years go ahead down
Speaker 2: and Dolores. I only say these things to her because
Speaker 2: I absolutely love her, and I know we have to
Speaker 2: finish with this episode because we have more recaps to
Speaker 2: do after this. But Delores is like one of the
Speaker 2: real ones. I would say, when we go down into
Speaker 2: the history of housewives, the people that you can actually trust,
Speaker 2: Dolores is one of them. So even though we might
Speaker 2: make little comments towards one another, you are actually one
Speaker 2: of those people that I truly, truly trust in love.
Speaker 1: That's all I need. And I really you can make
Speaker 1: fun of me all you want after that, because that's
Speaker 1: all that matters.
Speaker 2: That's you know, that's all that matters. And I feel
Speaker 2: the same, like, make fun of me all you want,
Speaker 2: But as long as I know that, like deep down
Speaker 2: you love me, I'm good. But we don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I think with Michelle and Jesse, I just don't
Speaker 1: see a compatibility there. I don't think he was nice
Speaker 1: to her. I think she's crazy about the Honey guy
Speaker 1: because he's so sweet to her, sweet like honey.
Speaker 2: Do you think we'll ever learn Honey Guy's name? Because
Speaker 2: I can't. You Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. Only somebody put it
Speaker 2: in the chat. That's why I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Aaron, So look what happened at David Busters
Speaker 1: when she goes running over to him. She's like, make
Speaker 1: believe upset and and she has to break it to
Speaker 1: him and then need to tell him that to tell him,
Speaker 1: and then he said, She's like, yeah, he said, I'm
Speaker 1: sleeping with some billionaire for money. Now it's somebody I'm with.
Speaker 1: Their like who you're fucking lying? More like you fucking
Speaker 1: probably right?
Speaker 2: But you've always been a slut.
Speaker 1: But what does honey guy do? You're stronger than that.
Speaker 1: Don't let him bother you, sweetheart. No wonder why she's
Speaker 1: crazy about him, like she's a fucking human.
Speaker 2: How dare he treat her like a human?
Speaker 1: Don't wonder why she was putting her makeup on to
Speaker 1: go to Running Canyon buy his honeybeef arm, No wonder.
Speaker 1: I don't blame you, Michelle, team Michelle, Jesse. I like you,
Speaker 1: but you don't belong together.
Speaker 2: Listen, Jesse, but I sa also I want to clear.
Speaker 1: Somethingy you can handle. Jesse.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I need to be with another Jesse.
Speaker 1: You made me say who i'd be with him.
Speaker 2: I think I need I may need a honey guy.
Speaker 1: You need a different honey guy, but a different type
Speaker 1: of guy, different, a different esthetic type more your type,
Speaker 1: more my more my aesthetic.
Speaker 2: But that but the problem is, I'm scared I would
Speaker 2: walk all over that aesthetic and and you know, let
Speaker 2: me that's me.
Speaker 1: You know what you would do? You know what honey
Speaker 1: guy would do when you start to get like that,
Speaker 1: he'd be like, ok No, he'd be like, Okay, if
Speaker 1: you're having that kind of a day, it's okay, come back.
Speaker 2: Take let's take.
Speaker 1: Let's take. Yes, let me give you your space. This
Speaker 1: is a pipe dream.
Speaker 2: Well all right, Well, do you have any last questions
Speaker 2: for me, Dolores before we close out this episode of.
Speaker 1: Wait so so yeah, I do have a question for you.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, who would you choose between Danny,
Speaker 1: Jason or Luke Jason?
Speaker 2: One million percent? Why are we even talking about Jason
Speaker 2: when I would choose Jason to bone and to marry.
Speaker 2: Really he's a dupe. Also, I'm not coming for your man.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have birthdays at the place like
Speaker 2: But Jason, I think is the only doable option for
Speaker 2: me really for either Why you're you're leaning towards Danny
Speaker 2: and Luke? You don't it doesn't seem now I would.
Speaker 1: Punch Danny right in his fucking face, because he would
Speaker 1: have gotten me in trouble because he opens his big mouth.
Speaker 1: Don't give me in trouble with my friend for your
Speaker 1: big mouth, because that's what girls do. You're a girl now,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to have three kids under three. No,
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't have let me do that, So go away.
Speaker 2: And I give Luke a hard time, but I feel
Speaker 2: like I don't really know Luke, and maybe Luke is
Speaker 2: very nervous, so maybe Luke needs to be the one
Speaker 2: pounding double fisters, so you.
Speaker 1: Don't understand Luke. In the end might come through to
Speaker 1: be like you don't.
Speaker 2: Know, we don't know, we don't know you, Luke, he
Speaker 2: doesn't have it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have an iPhone, so he's good.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Jason doesn't have an iPhone. Maybe I
Speaker 2: take back my original vote. I've always I can't be
Speaker 2: with somebody that would ruin a group text or have
Speaker 2: a green text. Well that's a big, pretty requisite.
Speaker 1: We'll we'll cross that bridge, Teddy.
Speaker 2: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. But
Speaker 2: thanks guys for tuning into another episode.
Speaker 1: So we slaughtered this thing.
Speaker 2: We crushed it. I mean, we love to give ourselves props.
Speaker 1: And on the heels of all of this, I want
Speaker 1: to tell the whole cast, you guys did a great job.
Speaker 1: You gave us a lot of content. Thank you, and
Speaker 1: we really.
Speaker 2: Do like you all, Oh, we really do. We love it,
Speaker 2: We appreciate you. We're just recapping a show that you
Speaker 2: guys actually may.
Speaker 1: Just recapping it. We're just talking about what you did.
Speaker 1: It's not like we made something up about you. Remember
Speaker 1: that way you see us at.
Speaker 2: Remember that when we when you want us all to
Speaker 2: be hugging like this.
Speaker 1: Let's hug.
Speaker 2: Let's hug it out, hug it out, all right, guys,
Speaker 2: Thanks for tuning in. Bye,