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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will A good morning everybody. You're

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Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got what radio show man? What

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Speaker 1: I get tired sometimes on my journey. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: kid you. UM. Trying to make something about yourself is

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Speaker 1: the thing you're trying to do is to improve yourself,

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Speaker 1: to better your position, to better your relationship, your family, anything,

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Speaker 1: trying to change if any of those things are in

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Speaker 1: your hopes and dreams. Know this right here, you are

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Speaker 1: about to face some challenges. But you might as well

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Speaker 1: go ahead anyway and face those challenges, because if you don't,

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Speaker 1: you have a whole other set of challenges to face.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's a it's an amazing thing. Man.

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Speaker 1: How people sit around and they watch other people strike

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Speaker 1: out to become successful. They sit in the stands watching

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Speaker 1: these people play out these games, and they and they,

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Speaker 1: You're going to be open to criticism. You're going to

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Speaker 1: when you don't know the people who are talking about you.

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Speaker 1: Now here's the upside to being the player on the

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Speaker 1: And then the game of life. Just because you lose

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Speaker 1: Here's the problem with the people who don't face criticism,

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Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do? Now? What direction am I going in?

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Speaker 1: Wonder if I can get paid for criticizing all woe

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, what you're waiting on? Because the alternative

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Speaker 1: card game, folks, the game of spades. Really, man, it

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Speaker 1: Be it whist different game. You can create what's in

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Speaker 1: I think it's more difficult to sit around and not

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Fellas we own. Boys and girls, go

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Speaker 1: are you gonna embarrass me? Steve? You know what, Sherley,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do ask the CEO today, okay, and we'll

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Speaker 1: also ask motivational questions from the crew. That's the only

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Speaker 1: time I try to be serious, okay. But other than that, though,

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Speaker 1: as Tommy is stupid, I ain't, Man, that's a high.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the degree I quit today. Man, it

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Speaker 1: any questions at all. Okay, we are going to hell.

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Speaker 1: You can ask me a serious question. You can ask

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Speaker 1: me an opinional, opinionated question. All things are open and

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Speaker 1: All your questions is most us okay? Okay, and I

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Speaker 1: ain't no time like right now? You know, Okay, when

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he fights it because he ugly

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Speaker 1: for real this all week though, No, but it's coming.

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Speaker 1: That's not gonna be ugly all week. Tommy, You're not ugly?

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Speaker 1: Thank you say talking? She always trying to take up

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Speaker 1: self right right, Jilly? Don't thank you Sean either. Well

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Speaker 1: I can speak for myself here. Well, he ain't got

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Speaker 1: it because you know it's gonna cost World War three?

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Speaker 1: Up in there some head, you know, like little bitty

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Speaker 1: all right. Oh why don't you shut up? Oh? Uh, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me, that's not me. Let me just let me.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask this question before you jump the gun.

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Speaker 1: Mister Harvey, you say it what you want to say,

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Speaker 1: but you don't say because you skate it to your

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Speaker 1: you serious? R don't act like y'all see what killed me?

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Speaker 1: this sensitive crew that we are, crew that we are.

422
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: We're all admit to something. What Okay, I am the

423
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: one on the show that likes to keep the most

424
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: mess oh by, I want to volunteer for that because

425
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: for me it's exciting. Like if I see any two

426
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: of y'all about to go at it, I show you do.

427
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh you are the head. Can let me ask you

428
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: a question, Steve? Is that healthy? Do you think that's

429
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: a healthy onely? Do? I do? I do? Th best

430
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: way for us to operate as a company successfully is

431
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: to get it all out. I love when the the

432
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: the argument or whatever the disagreement has died down and

433
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: then keeping it walked away, thought of something, come back

434
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: and get it started all over again. You don't throw

435
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: a bomb or ain't no doubt, thank you and That's

436
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: what I'm here for, guys, to make sure that we

437
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: have healthy, healthy relationship. You know, nobody's harboring any sentiments

438
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: and ill wheel towards one another because we get it

439
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: all out. You want to get it for exams? Right now,

440
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: come on, let's get I'm thinking between Junior and and Jay.

441
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: I think the two of them being the sikest people

442
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: on I think the fact that they go at one

443
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: another so remitiously, I think that's actually healthy. It makes

444
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: me feel better knowing he growing that. Junior. Y'all, y'all

445
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: stop name now, Junior, what if you had to speak

446
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: at his funeral after that? What would you say? First

447
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: of all, I go kick the casket over see you're

448
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: not gonna be sa Wait a minute, hey, he has

449
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: not been a supporter. It is true, Jay, It is

450
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: absolutely true. He was gonna have the sticker sell walk right,

451
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: and remember that they had noticed they had the flood.

452
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: All I said is well, he said, well it's raining,

453
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: we can't have the walk. I said, why can't you

454
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: have to swim? And so he got really upset about that. Yeah,

455
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: you know, but here's my thing. If I do die,

456
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: I have left instructions that my funeral be cold as

457
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna be in an ice box. So

458
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: he dumb it. Wow, guy, but this is all day,

459
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: This is all all day love. The Jay will hit

460
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: you with a mic standing intesting improvement. I have heard

461
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: that he will hit you. I was with he met

462
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: Memphis when he did some things happen laugh a lot, allegedly,

463
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: j allegedly, there's no film on that. We're all very

464
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: very sensitive, very sensive. Now you want to know who

465
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: throw the most punches at Tommy thought, oh you're looking

466
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: at really throws and Steve just takes the alley hoop

467
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: and dumb you throwing the holly hoop And I don't

468
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: go and get it now that right there would be

469
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: Now I'm now I'm a pop power forward now because

470
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: I just love seeing him snap off. I just pushing

471
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: his button. Why but he's gotten so much better but

472
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: a lot. Because he's gotten better, that means I have

473
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: to go harder. And I think, you know, he's finally

474
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: reached the point where he's really doing what he wants to.

475
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: So he's happy. And now you know what, you know what,

476
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: Joe Jr. He really is. He's in a much better place.

477
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: And he's to it. This is the happiest he's and

478
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: he's not home much. That is the main that was

479
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: gonna say. And he's been in a lot of movies

480
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: home much. That's the side she just did. Come on,

481
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: he's been in so many movies. Let's talk about that.

482
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: It's secure. That was That was his unliography, the story

483
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: of his life. That's too. What was like doctor Yes, Hearts?

484
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: He was in Media Boo, the first one. Yeah, he

485
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: was in Think Like a Man. I think he said

486
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: that was? What about that karate movie? He was in

487
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: that weak low ass kicks. There was some hot kicks.

488
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: Kick the all you was doing was kicking me and

489
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: my stomach. Oh my god, I forgot about him. No

490
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 1: we haven't. But he is much happier now. And guess

491
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: guess who started that? Folks. Surely, surely, surely you started.

492
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: I started about the movie. Yeah, yes, you did. I

493
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: own it. So you started, Then you back out and

494
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 1: just do last because because if I started, you were

495
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: sure to finish it. That's what I appreciate about you, though, Shirley,

496
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: is you laugh it's about my friend. You're laughing at

497
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: your free laughing. Yeah, Oh god, Ellie but you do

498
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: sound happier, man, much happier. Yes, sir, thank you, thank you.

499
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm in the man. All right, more of this crazy

500
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're

501
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: listening to stew all right, So Steve, you hear Jay,

502
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: he's back, but today he's also here to tell us. Steve,

503
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: I think the whole room is going to be shocked

504
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: by this and everyone listening. Uh why he might need

505
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 1: a wife? What what jayld listen to me, man, Yeah,

506
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: don't mark us down nowhere. But my life is My

507
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: life is not together. Let me tell you why, Steve.

508
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: I looked at my kitchen drawer. I've got one damn

509
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: fork I have, Steve, I have three spoons. A wife

510
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: wouldn't let this happen. I have a butcher knife that's dull.

511
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: All my cups are from Papa John's. I don't have

512
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: a My life is gone to hell. I don't have

513
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: a can opener. I have a wine opener with the

514
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: two arms. One arm is broken, Steve, I need help, Okay, Yeah,

515
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: I have some soft teams from six months ago that

516
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: is still softest bread I have get this now. I

517
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: have ketchup mustard and honey. But the end lid condiment packs.

518
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: That's all I got. I might have to do this.

519
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: I have something in my refrigerator. I have no idea

520
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't even know what that is.

521
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: It's in there, been there for a while. I have

522
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: one pillar, it's flat. Two sheets. You need two sheets

523
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: that are niche matched, all right. I have one white,

524
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: one blue, one red. I just have towels. I washed

525
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: in the shower and I just drw of with towels.

526
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: I have no face clothes, none at all. I have steve.

527
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: I have no toilet paper. I have no wet wipe.

528
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: I have no dog. You need a wife, boy, Okay,

529
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: you ain't got no wet white. You need no tis.

530
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you already ain't got no facet? What wi yourself?

531
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: I do have you do? I have to You need

532
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: to burn all you need to do? You need to burn.

533
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: You take all your towels on, all your all your body,

534
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: anything that burning. I have a bunch of soaps, shampoos,

535
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: and conditioners and mouthwash basketfuls got him from hotels. So

536
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: funny the way you need to wipe, Jake. It's time

537
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: to come on, Yeah, come on, come on, Jake, you

538
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 1: gotten that one? Damn fall? All right? Wow, Jake can't

539
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: can't wait for the wedding. All right, We'll be back

540
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after

541
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steven Show. All right, guys, right

542
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: now with this hour's comedy segment is j Anthony Brown?

543
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: What is this? Jake? Stuff he did with no one?

544
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: Stuff we all do when nobody's looking. Okay, we're a

545
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: whole different person when nobody's looking. This is stuff we do.

546
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: All right. Here's one. You ever get the wrong man?

547
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: You know it's the wrong man? Would you open it anyway? Yes? Wow?

548
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: Just where he worked at he makes this? Here? Yeah,

549
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: it game to my house. I'm opening it right. You

550
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: ever look at somebody's phone so you can guess they

551
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: pass code? Anybody? Anybody? Oh here, Yeah, I ain't never

552
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: did that. No women, the women's are saying no, surely too,

553
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: I don't need to look at the phone. Don't know, y'all. Man,

554
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, ain't gave it? Yeah, Timmy, I don't know. Oh,

555
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: dog my kids, no man, Wow, y'all y'all are together.

556
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 1: I've never been that together. Dog My killers dad on thee.

557
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't know. Okay, yeah, everybody in my family know,

558
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 1: my parents. Cool. Wow, there's something open. Wow. No, that's never.

559
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: That's just with this marriage. You're so honest. That's just

560
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: that's what dismarriage. It's just a recent it's a remake

561
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: that second marriage right there. Let me tell you, if

562
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: you pick this phone up, man, it was like listening

563
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: to a tape on mission impossible. As soon as you

564
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: touch my phone just starts smoking. Okay, okay, that's the

565
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: thing we do with nobody's looking here. One is this

566
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: your own house? But you drank j straight out the bottom?

567
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: Hell oh yeah, yeah yeah, I just did that the

568
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: other day out the kids juice too. Yeah, y'all wrong

569
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: for this man drink after kids. I see if it's

570
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: the end, If it's the end of the container, that

571
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: I can no, No, it was it was fresh. Yeah,

572
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: just open it. I won't took me in. I took

573
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: a swallow. Hell I bought it, yeah, before a German factory. Okay,

574
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: here's another stuff we doing. Nobody's looking. You ever go

575
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: to somebody's house and looking at medicine cabinet? Hell yeah

576
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: ye that Oh yeah, I quit dating the girl cause

577
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: of that yourself something. Well, if you got three bottles

578
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: and I can't pronounce man one of them out here,

579
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: because obviously you have something that I ain't really because

580
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: if it don't say three bottles or something with long

581
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: names on it and I can't pronounce them, I got

582
00:41:53,760 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: to get out of here, Max Seiling, Who yeah at

583
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: at all? No one? She can't keep still y'all wrong

584
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: for if you look at that, yeah, and you see

585
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: or tube or anything I'm out here that ain't gonna

586
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: be and and the label ain't on it. Yeah, oh

587
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: they took it out. If I see, if I see

588
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: gulls in there, any end type of gaus wrapping gulls, yeah,

589
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: I got to go man. Oh yeah, okay, listen, might

590
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: be kind of weird, Okay, okay, what you just got

591
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: some good news? You go to the elevator in there

592
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: by yourself, the doors closed, You do a happy dance

593
00:42:52,680 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: by your damn self. Yeah, yeah, shouldn't do that working Okay,

594
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: sure they did not, surely do. Just have a marvelous twork.

595
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: Tark's don't hurt anyone, all right, last, but not least

596
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: scratch yourself real good when ain't nobody looking. I mean

597
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: get up in there, I mean uphand I mean head back, Jake,

598
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: and look over there as somebody been looking. All right.

599
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: Up next, it is a nephew with a break phone call.

600
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening morning show coming up at

601
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,

602
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry letter. H subject, he's pulling out tracks

603
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: and giving me whiplash. But yeah, but the nephews here

604
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: with today's prying phone call. This right here is dumb

605
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: it down. No, dumb it down. Okay, what teen fifteen

606
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 1: years old? Dumb it down? You don't get to go

607
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: on springbreak. You gotta come on in. Wow, you can't

608
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: call people. But I think he I thought you knew. Hello. Hello,

609
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Kisha, please speaking. Who is this

610
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: all right? Kusha? This is uh mister Roland Barn assistant

611
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: principal here at academy or your daughter. Aisha goes, yes,

612
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: what's going on? Is everything? Okay? Everything is trying to

613
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: uh well, let me be honest, it's not fold right now.

614
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to call and actually have a private conversation

615
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: with you about Aisha. Oh good, all right, tell me

616
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on? Aisha? Well, as you know, um,

617
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: spring break is gonna be coming up in March, you

618
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: do not, right, Yeah, I'm aware of that. He's looking. Yeah, well,

619
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: we have a bit of an issue here. I have

620
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: done some research and I'm looking at all of the

621
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: kids and how they're going, how well they're doing when

622
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: the school works, and I used it doesn't seem to

623
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: be doing well as she should be, uh living up

624
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,919
Speaker 1: to the expectations of the academy. And what we're gonna

625
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: have to do this spring break is I used to

626
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: will not be allowed to take a spring break with

627
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: the rest of your kids. We're gonna need her to

628
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: come into school. And there's several kids that are not

629
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: going to be able to go on spring break, and

630
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: I used to happen to be one of them. There's

631
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: at least forty to fifty kids that will be coming

632
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: to school that entire week that spring break is the

633
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: most of the kids are out on spring break. You

634
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: have to be mistaken. I mean, my daughter is a

635
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: straight age student. She is actually the only I used

636
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: at the academy, man, and I you know, I I've

637
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: looked at her her grades in the past. She's had

638
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: some great, so wonderful grades in the past. I don't

639
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: know what's taking place this semester um that she just

640
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: seems to have drop the ball. And what we want

641
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: to do is, you know, keep these kids focused. As

642
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: you know, you have to be accepted to be here

643
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: at this particular school, so you know, it leaves me

644
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: no no other outlet but to have her come in

645
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: and we're gonna buckle down and try to get them

646
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: back on track. So I wanted to personally give you

647
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: a call and let you know what's going long in

648
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: I Easa here at the academy and we're We're just terrible.

649
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: This is absolutely terrible. I mean we are here already

650
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: in January and I'm getting a call that my daughter

651
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: is not doing good. And now you're gonna tell me

652
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: that she can't go on a spring great trip in

653
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: March if she I mean, as far as I'm just

654
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: string my daughter straight, as straight as she's an amazing student,

655
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: she does really hard work, she always afford to going

656
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: to school, and I get a call today that she

657
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: can't go in March, Well, I mean, you gotta be

658
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: kidding me. I'm you're saying going somewhere on trip. Are

659
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: you are you scheduling I'm not going she's going on

660
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: a trip. I'm giving her full permission to go on

661
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 1: a trip. Okay, Well, unfortunately, I'm re question that she's

662
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: at school. So I don't know if your trip costs

663
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: you a lot of money or if you can get

664
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: a refund. But I'm calling you letting you know I

665
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: need her there on March eleventh in the classroom so

666
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: we can buckle down and try to get her back

667
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: on track. No, what I'm telling you, I pay for

668
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: the trip, and she's going on the trip. I'm sorry.

669
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 1: And then I call because it's so late in the game.

670
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she's going on a trip. No, she's not

671
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,479
Speaker 1: going on a trip. She's actually gonna be coming into

672
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: school and she'll be on March eleventh, from Monday to Friday. Now,

673
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,479
Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking to. That's my child,

674
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling her. But she's your child. But she's my student.

675
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: And right now, all of my students are gonna be

676
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: that are that are not doing well in their in

677
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: their classes, are gonna be there during spring break and

678
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: they're gonna get their business together. What are you will

679
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: telling me like you're reprimanding me like I'm a child. Okay,

680
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: she's gone. No, she's not going on a trip, and

681
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: you're telling me what you're trying to override my position,

682
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: and that's what's not gonna happen. She has to be there.

683
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: You might as well start looking for a refund because

684
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: she's not gonna not be there, so I didn't need

685
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: her there Monday through variety of spring break so we

686
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: can get her back on course. Listen, I don't you

687
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: think you're talking to I have the ultimate position over

688
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 1: even you. That's my daughter. That's my daughter. I get

689
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: to tell you you what I'm doing her. She's going

690
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: on that trip. You're out of here. Happens out not

691
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: sending my daughter on the trip. Sorry, not happening. I'm

692
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: telling you right now, she's not going on a trip

693
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: to is almost she's not. I'm gonna seek when I

694
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: used to tomorrow and let her know where you're not good.

695
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: Tell my daughter, damn thing. I'm telling her she's not

696
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: going on a spring break trip. You know why because

697
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: of grades that I'm not up to bar. She needs

698
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: to be more concerned about her grade and not going

699
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: and hanging out. You're all of gagging around. Where are

700
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: you're sending her? No, it's not happening. I want all

701
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: of my students with passing grades. I'm a one hundred

702
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 1: assistant principal and all my kids pass well. Are you

703
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: trying to convince yourself that you're important? Is I'm thinking

704
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: me a break. He's like a baby. My daughter is

705
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: going on the trip and that finally hear me. Okay,

706
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: you know what I'll speak when I used to tomorrow morning.

707
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: No you're not, Yes, I will. Now, here's the deal.

708
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: I'll leave you this this Kisha. If I used to

709
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: does not show up Monday through for our deal spring break,

710
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 1: then maybe you're gonna have to find out used to

711
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: another school. You're threatening me. Now you're threatening me. You're

712
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: threatening to kick my daughter out of school because of

713
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: the spring break. If your daughter's not here doing spring

714
00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: break Monday through Friday, then she's get out of here again. Please,

715
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: I'd like to see you try that. Give me a break,

716
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: scure s. I think this conversation is old. When my

717
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: next conversation will be with Aha, that's what she's going

718
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: to spring break. She's staying in the school. If he

719
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: do something about it. I will have people picking it

720
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: outside your your school here talking about nonsense. My daughter

721
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: does great in school and she's going on a trip

722
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: and that's it. Who breach and stall Monday through Friday?

723
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: Start spring break? You talking to? Who are you yelling

724
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: at like that? Are you mine? I swear the guy

725
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: about going that kick your what's wrong with you? You?

726
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 1: You're out of control? God? What he's talking to? You

727
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: know what? You know what? You know what I told

728
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: me about you? Do you know what? Telling me? What

729
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: didn't he tell you? She told me to pluck phone

730
00:50:49,120 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: call to his nephew, telling me from the high pressure

731
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: over here. Oh my god, are you good girl? Yep?

732
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Oh my god. I was really good to

733
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: go over there. You up. I can't believe this, my god. Okay,

734
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. Yeah, I mean the baddest

735
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,800
Speaker 1: radio show in the land without a doubt, Steve Harvey

736
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, well coming down, nod do that dirty?

737
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: Is that dirty? Yeah? Dirty? Well? Then then mission accomplice.

738
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: That's all I need, the baby, mission accomplice. If you're

739
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: trying to do it, baby, yeah, wait till y'all here

740
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: doing tomorrow When y'all hear this. When I made it

741
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: through with my ws, it was difficult when I made

742
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: it through. Tomorrow, y'all gonna here the wall workers, the

743
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: wall work workers. Whoa, the wall workers. It's wall workers worker,

744
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: not the mall workers, right, wall workers, wall workers, the

745
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: wall workers tomorrow. Check it out. You're not trying not

746
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: to say it during the prank. You're not gonna say anything, Steve.

747
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: You're just not You're just gonna be quiet over there.

748
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: All right again, coming up at the top of the hour,

749
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. H subject, he's pulling out tracks and giving

750
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: me whiplash. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show. All right,

751
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: it is time for the Strawberry Letter. Now, ladies and gentlemen,

752
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: if you have issues in your relationships, if you have

753
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: problems with work, with sex, with parenting, all of that, Uh,

754
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 1: why don't you give us a letter? Send us a letter.

755
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 1: Email us Steve HARVEYFM dot com click submit Strawberry Letter

756
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: and we will definitely try and help you out with

757
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: your situation and be able to help you. Yes, we

758
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: can't help you right right? How utterly help me? Well, slea, Yeah,

759
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: it's like the lottery. You can't win if you don't play.

760
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: You're ready, ready, bugle, hold on time. We got it

761
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: for you. The Strawberry letter subject. He's pulling out tracks

762
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: and giving me whiplash. Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm in a

763
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: new relationship and about two months ago we started our

764
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: sexual adventures. He is an amazing man in and out

765
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 1: of bed. I am twenty eight years old and he's

766
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: ten years older than I am. I love our relationship,

767
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: but I have one major issue. He likes to pull

768
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: my hair. To be more specific, he likes to pull

769
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: my weave while we're being intimate. A couple of nights ago,

770
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: he pulled my hair so hard that my scalp was

771
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: on fire the next day and I had whiplash for

772
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: the past two days. Or bring it, my darn neck hurts.

773
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: I will admit that when he's messed up my hair

774
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: or loosened up one of my tracks, he had no

775
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: problem paying for my next install. I'm not one of

776
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: those girls that is into rough love making and kinky

777
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: stuff in the bedroom, and I feel like hair pulling

778
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: may be just the beginning. He is amazing in bed,

779
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: so I don't want him to stop what he's doing.

780
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: I just want him to be more gentle. How should

781
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: I bring this up to him without offending him. I

782
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: don't want him to think I can't handle myself in

783
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: the bedroom, especially since I'm younger. I also don't want

784
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: sex to be boring for him. But he's hurting me,

785
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: plain and simple. The hair pulling needs to stop immediately.

786
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,959
Speaker 1: How should I tell him? Please help? So many things

787
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: wrong in this letter, but the number one thing for me. Men,

788
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: come on now, you know you cannot mess with the

789
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: black woman's hair and or out of bed. Okay, those

790
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: are the rules. I believe that is in the Bible.

791
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: You know we spend countless in the salon. We spend

792
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: countless hours in the salon waiting a long, long, long

793
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 1: time for our turn in the chair. This is what

794
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: we go through. Okay, not to mention, we have to

795
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 1: go by the hair store. We have to haul all

796
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: these bundles back to the shop, sit patiently for the

797
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: install even sometimes take meds because the pain of the

798
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: braids underneath the weave are too tight. We lose our

799
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: edges dealing with these weaves. So listen for your man

800
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: to be pulling your hair. Sometimes your tracks out and

801
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: stuff that's a lot going on. Who cares if he

802
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: pays for the next installed, for your next deployment. We

803
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: don't care about that your scalp, your head is on fire.

804
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,959
Speaker 1: Sex should never be that uncomfortable, all right. I gotta

805
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: tell you that it should never be that uncomfortable. It

806
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 1: should never be hurtful. It should never cause you any

807
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: pain like that. So forget about not wanting him to

808
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: think you can't handle yourself in bed because you're young.

809
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: That's not what's important here. Think about yourself, how you feel,

810
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 1: and what you want. And you have a voice and

811
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: you need to use it. Okay, tell him that you

812
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: enjoy sex with him. He's amazing. But this hair pulling stuff,

813
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: it has to stop. It really hurts you, and you

814
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: would like it to stop immediately because of the whiplash. Okay,

815
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 1: you can't go through life like that. It's not that serious. Steve, Well,

816
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: you better make me proud. I don't know she's covered

817
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: all the hair objects. That's right, that's what it's. I

818
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: just probably need to get to what you need to know.

819
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: A little girl. You mess it with this girl? Oh man?

820
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: Then your letter you said a couple of nights ago

821
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: and pull my hair so hard my scout was on fire.

822
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,919
Speaker 1: The next day, I have whipped lass for past two days.

823
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 1: My damn neck hurt. I would admit that when he's

824
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: messed up my hair and losing up my tracks, he

825
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: had no problem playing for my next install. I'm not

826
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: one of them girls into rough love making and kinky

827
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: stuff in the bedroom. And here's the key line. And

828
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: I feel like half pulling may just be the beginning. Well,

829
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm here to clear this part of the letter of

830
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: it is just the beginning. Oh, it's more where that

831
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: comes from. So y'all just been at d trying to

832
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: see how you're handling the hair pullet. Now you all

833
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: have been crying in the letter, tell about your neck

834
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: hurt and you got whipped lad. Oh it's more coming. Oh,

835
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: it's more. It's way more. That hal pulling is in

836
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Speaker 1: the beginning beginning. Let me tell your listening stuff that's coming.

837
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Speaker 1: Neck choking. Connect that choking is in here. This's what

838
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: you think. Yeah, yeah, hammele loocks. You're gonna be in

839
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: a hammele loock. You're gonna get loved on your wrist

840
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: up by the base of your skuller. It's gonna be

841
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:16,919
Speaker 1: ankle bending. Your ankle is gonna be behind your neck.

842
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: I hope you're ready. You findn't get Holy feel you

843
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: don't get one of your damn here took off. Oh

844
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 1: the hair pulling, it's just the beginning. Little you don't

845
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 1: like Roth Sayson kicking stuff. He's just trying to see

846
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: how you handling. He paying for installs. He's gonna have

847
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: to be paying for teeth and lifted stuff. You're gonna

848
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: have to get your face restructure this boyfriend to come

849
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: in here and do some banging you ain't really familiar with. Also,

850
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: there's gonna be some tongue in Helen. See, you haven't

851
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: been in here, and Shelley, I don't expect you to

852
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: like my response. You've done all the little hal comments.

853
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: This ain't about Hal. This is about this could get

854
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: a little more different. And obviously you're gonna sit there

855
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: and act like you're unfamiliar with it. But you all

856
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: have had a man in heale your tongue. No, yes

857
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: you have. If you haven't, you miss it. It's actually

858
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: good pass in heal. You're gonna end up getting bent

859
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: and twisted. It's gonna you had to go to Contortia school.

860
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: To continue relationship with this man right here, you had

861
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: to get into some type of circus training if you're

862
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: gonna stay with this man right here, sut the so late.

863
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: I strongly said, yes, you take something like yoga. You

864
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: definitely got to get it, because downward dog is coming

865
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: down dog. Gloria stands is comfort well that part two

866
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up a twenty mission. You're listening

867
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: to show. All right, Steve, come on, let's go with

868
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: part two of your response farther than you should because

869
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: of the level of intensity that this man is able

870
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: to go into now with all this hair track pulling.

871
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: She's afraid that this is the beginning. She don't like

872
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: rough sex. I don't either. I don't like pain in

873
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: my game. But you're gonna have to get another man

874
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: because he do pain, because after he hurts you, he

875
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: want to pay for You're gonna you're gonna mess around.

876
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: Get one of your little nostrils told it ain't gonna

877
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: tell her what's gonna happen. Yeah, you don't, I put out.

878
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: You probably need to leave this man right unless you

879
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: do like I'm telling you to, dude, and get into

880
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 1: some type of circus training. Get you a neck put

881
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: in your backyard and a trap piece practice. Get a

882
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: trampoline because he gonna dive off of something. You're gonna

883
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: want to know how to handle. There's something that I

884
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 1: strongly suggest that you don start doing at the jim.

885
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: Try to do toe thrust because it it'll help you

886
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 1: give you escaping powers. You can get away better. You

887
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 1: gotta strengthen your toes so when he's coming towards you,

888
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: you can tote thrust. Be right about the way. It's

889
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: things like that that you want to do, and you

890
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: know a lot of stuff. Try to lose some weight.

891
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what size you are now a matter

892
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: of fact, I take that back. Gain some weight so

893
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: you can handle it better. Put some weight on. Be heavy.

894
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 1: That way, all that tossing is limited. That's the beautiful

895
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,439
Speaker 1: thing about full figured women. They really fine and all

896
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: with it. They got what you want. You know, you

897
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: just gotta handle them different. But you hand them wrong,

898
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: You mess around and get handled, and maybe that's what

899
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: you need to do. Just put on some weight for

900
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: his ass, and next time he coming there with all

901
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: that hair pulling, you turn around, pull his hair, get

902
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: in the gym. You get in the gym and get

903
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: your upper body right. So when he pulled your hair,

904
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: you pull his hair. Whatever he do you, you do

905
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: the same thing here. If he ain't ball headed, pull

906
01:01:54,320 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: some my hair from somewhere. Na, How you like that? Wow? Yeah?

907
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: Pull his eyebrows out. That's very to some of the

908
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 1: pluck his eyebrows of them grabbing mustairs, hair and pull

909
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: it out. I'm telling you right now to put tears

910
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: in the pull out some nose hair. And that's what

911
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: I think you should do. That's my response to the

912
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: not the covered all the stuff about the hair. I

913
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: don't I don't have no hair. I don't know you

914
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: had hair before you half a hair? Right, he pulling

915
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: your hair, you pull his head. You bite your tongue,

916
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: you bite his tongue. Y'all just be in there, bleeve.

917
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: I thought all women had the hair tied up when

918
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: they come to be. Come on till be tied up?

919
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: No comment, yay, no comment? All right, Steve, we gotta

920
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: get out of here. Email it's your Instagram, that's your

921
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: thoughts on today, Strawberry letter at my girls, Shirley. It's

922
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: all good, it's all good. Remember to submit your letters

923
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM. Click on Submit Strawberry Letter. Okay,

924
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: we'll come right back with more of the Steve Harvey

925
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve

926
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time for ask Steve.

927
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: We have a question. Yeah, now listen to this. Yeah,

928
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 1: a one question one yeah, yeah. This from well, this

929
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 1: is from a twenty two year old. This is from

930
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: a millennial. So um and and his name is also Steve,

931
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: your namesake, he says, Hi, mister Harvey, I work full

932
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: time and I'm currently in school to become a psychiatric

933
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: mental health nurse. My faith is strong and I know

934
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: that with God, anything is possible. So my question to

935
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: you is, on your path to become an entertainer, did

936
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 1: you ever doubt yourself, think your dream was too big,

937
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 1: or think about giving up? And how did you strengthen

938
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: your connection to God and never lose hope that your

939
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: prayers and hard work would pay off. That's a great question. Well,

940
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: you know, look, no matter who you are, we're human,

941
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 1: and you're gonna have moments of doubt because it's so

942
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 1: difficult to make a success of yourself. So there's gonna

943
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: be times. Man, what you're gonna be faced with the

944
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: man that I make the right move? Man? It's this

945
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: working man? Is it ever? Is it gonna change? Is

946
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: it gonna get better? I mean, you know I'm living

947
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 1: in that calm going Man. Is it gonna get better? Man?

948
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: Did I make the right move? Man? Should I go

949
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 1: back home? Man? I mean, you know you're gonna have

950
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: doubts along the way. Sometimes you're gonna doubt it. Or

951
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: let me say to you this way. It's going to

952
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 1: be so daunting at times that you're going to be

953
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: faced with some things that appear to be insurmountable. But

954
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: here's what I always had to do. Whenever I got

955
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 1: to moments like that, I thought of the ultimate dream

956
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: that I had for myself and my family. What am

957
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: I really shooting for? And I think what people have

958
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: to do is you have to be conscious of the

959
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: size of your dreams. You have to have dreams so

960
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: big that not getting your dream is unacceptable because the

961
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: consequence the alternative, the alternative to not receiving your dreams

962
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: is unacceptable. And you've just got to dreams so big

963
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: that your dreams are bigger than whatever problem you're having.

964
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: So dreaming big is not the problem because God is

965
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 1: all out there in the big dreams. Heart is in

966
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: to make your dream come true. Business, So I want

967
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 1: you to just stay. You have to stay prayerful man,

968
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: throughout the journey. A prayer changes things, and prayer gives

969
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: you a relationship with your creator that allows you to

970
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: have the strength that you don't have in your weakest moments.

971
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: Allows you to be your strongest because it connects you

972
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: closer to him. Your weakness is where He gives you

973
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: the strength. Hey man, go ahead, all right, Steve, all right,

974
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

975
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. All right, guys, it

976
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: is time Steve for comedy roulette. You're ready. Jay explained

977
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: it again. Let me break this down. We have new

978
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: listeners who don't have any idea of what we're doing comedy.

979
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:50,439
Speaker 1: Very simple. Give us five subjects, five anything you want.

980
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. We stop. Yes,

981
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: spun spun it around as in to be spun around

982
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: as a spin. That's totally different. Red spun it around.

983
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: Witch stop. We'll do the damn thing here we go?

984
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: All right? Number one things you say to yourself when

985
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 1: you're mad at someone. Number two, you know it's time

986
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: to go to the store. When dot dot dot. Number

987
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: three stuff you don't like to watch, but you watch

988
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: it anyway to keep them happy. You know we all

989
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: know about that or him whatever. Number four. Number four,

990
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,919
Speaker 1: you know she's not coming back when okay, number five,

991
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: people who never chip in, come on, let's go cat,

992
01:07:46,120 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: let's spin. Whoa it came on? Number one. Things you

993
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 1: say to yourself when you're mad at someone. Say to

994
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 1: you yourself when you're mad at someone. Okay, here's something

995
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,280
Speaker 1: you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. I'm

996
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 1: gonna let it go this time, but the next damn time, Oh,

997
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hell. Up, it's gonna be hell Just

998
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 1: when I always say to myself when i'm mad at

999
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 1: other people, I'm trying not to go jail. I'm doing

1000
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: my best. You say I'm calling my best right now,

1001
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to go to jail. You're really mad. No,

1002
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 1: now you're mad court dates everything I'm trying. Come on, nephew,

1003
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what? That's all right? Drink

1004
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:50,880
Speaker 1: that water. Then I put up in that drink that drink.

1005
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: That all right? Things you say to yourself when you're

1006
01:08:54,560 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: mad at someone, Steve better go ahead on you better

1007
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:09,560
Speaker 1: go head on? Now this is black. That's all that is.

1008
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 1: Thing you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. Lord,

1009
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: please work with me, Jesus, please please, father, Father, take

1010
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: me down so I don't kill us. That's why I

1011
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 1: always say that I'm always mad somebody. That's just something

1012
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 1: you said before to somebody. That's why your ass broke.

1013
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 1: Now that that hurt, Junior, that hurts, But you say

1014
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 1: it to yourself. What you know what? That's that's that's

1015
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 1: why I got another woman cross. That's right here. I

1016
01:09:55,400 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: ain't got to go through this. This is you say

1017
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 1: to yourself with your stupid It sounds just like who

1018
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: ever heard you say that it was two jobs, but

1019
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 1: it was one of you. Oh my god, I'm talking.

1020
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: My mom was talking to me than you say to

1021
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:39,320
Speaker 1: people when you mad at him. Won't you go ahead

1022
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 1: and die? It's gonna get up out of hill about Facebook?

1023
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,880
Speaker 1: All right? Come on take us on. No, no, no,

1024
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 1: I got you this say not my family. I'm calling

1025
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:05,639
Speaker 1: crime stopping. They gonna get a tip today. You will, Yeah,

1026
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:14,720
Speaker 1: show glad that ain't my bag. All right, we'll be

1027
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

1028
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 1: after you're listening to Steve show Boy. When you look

1029
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,639
Speaker 1: back in the history books, we're gonna have a lot

1030
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:31,400
Speaker 1: to say about the year twenty twenty. But we've turned

1031
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 1: some negatives into positives. I mean, one is we're all

1032
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:38,600
Speaker 1: still here, right, We're still here. We're still standing and

1033
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 1: very grateful. That's right, Carla. But Junior, you managed to

1034
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 1: really do it and go rogue, tell us what you did? Oh,

1035
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,800
Speaker 1: you know what I did? Um, you know, I know

1036
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty, COVID nineteen and all these things, and

1037
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,640
Speaker 1: we really are blessed, you know what. But there were

1038
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: there were some things that uh, some families, don't you know,

1039
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,560
Speaker 1: they needed help this holiday season, you know, and you

1040
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,760
Speaker 1: know I roll, you know, well, you know, man, I

1041
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,640
Speaker 1: paid for a few Christmases, Tommy. That's all I did. Really, man,

1042
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:09,519
Speaker 1: you know, it's really cool. It really does make you

1043
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 1: feel better because it's some other fans out there doing

1044
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 1: way worse than what I'm doing. And you know, I

1045
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,799
Speaker 1: found some single mothers and I helped them with some Christmas.

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01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 1: That's all I did what what? What? What Christmas calls? Junior?

1047
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,720
Speaker 1: What a Christmas? Running? The what I did? What I

1048
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 1: not on Steve dude? The what I did thousand per family.

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01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 1: That's good though, That's really good, Junior. And you know,

1050
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you it really instantly makes you feel better.

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01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,640
Speaker 1: I don't care what it does again, and I just

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01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 1: feel afraid about it. And then knowing they're gonna have

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01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,640
Speaker 1: the kids are gonna have a Christmas and you know

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01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: the families, they were really grateful. So I just went

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01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 1: wrong that way. That's how I do it better. You know, Roll,

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01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 1: you better get out of here and go roll though.

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01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 1: You know what I meant is the season to go roll. Baby.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening show all right to Steve.

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01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,120
Speaker 1: You here, Jay, he's back, but today he's also here

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01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 1: to tell us, Steve, I think the whole room is

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01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 1: gonna be shocked by this and everyone listening. Uh, why

1063
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:29,760
Speaker 1: he might need a wife? What? Jay? Listen to me? Man, Yeah,

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01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: don't mark us down nowhere. But my life, my life

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01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: is not together. Let me tell you why, Steve. I

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01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 1: looked in my kitchen drawer. I've got one damn fork

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01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: I have, Steve. I have three spoons. A wife wouldn't

1068
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:47,679
Speaker 1: let this happen. I have a butcher knife that's dull.

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01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 1: All my cups are from Papa John's. I don't have

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01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 1: a My life is gone to hell. I don't have

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01:13:55,479 --> 01:13:58,720
Speaker 1: a can opener. I have a wine opener with the

1072
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:03,599
Speaker 1: two arms. One arm is broken, Steve, I need help, Okay, yeah,

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01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:09,439
Speaker 1: I have some soft teams from six months ago. That

1074
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 1: is still softest bread I have. Get this now. I

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01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:20,320
Speaker 1: have ketchup, mustard and honey. But the dual condom and

1076
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: packs that's all I got. I might have to do this, Steve.

1077
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 1: I have something in my refrigerator. I have no idea

1078
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:33,600
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't even know what that is.

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01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,400
Speaker 1: It's in there, been there for a while. I have

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01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:44,640
Speaker 1: one pillar. It's flat. Two sheets, two sheets that are

1081
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:49,599
Speaker 1: niche matched all right. I have one white, one blue,

1082
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:53,439
Speaker 1: one red. I just have towels. I washed in the

1083
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: shower and I just drive with towels. I have no

1084
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 1: face cloths, none at all, I have, Steve. I have

1085
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 1: no toilet paper, I have no wet wipes. I have

1086
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 1: no dog. You need a wife, boy, you ain't got

1087
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 1: no wet white. You need a white, no tont tissues. Yeah, yeah,

1088
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: you already ain't got no FaceTime. What did you wipe

1089
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 1: from yourself? Which I have? You don't have to do laundry.

1090
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 1: You need to burn all you need to do. You

1091
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 1: need to burn. You take all your towels on, all

1092
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:46,880
Speaker 1: your all your body, anything that you burn it. I

1093
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 1: have a bunch of soap, shampoos, and conditioners and mouth

1094
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:55,360
Speaker 1: wash basketball got them from hotels. So why you need

1095
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:57,880
Speaker 1: a wife, Jake, It's time to come on in, dog, Yeah,

1096
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 1: come on in on. She gotten that one dam fault?

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01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:10,880
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, Jay, can't can't wait for the wedding.

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01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:14,280
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with the clothes. Uh. Today

1099
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:16,360
Speaker 1: has been a good day. Um, we'll be back to

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01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:20,800
Speaker 1: closing our show. Yeah, with Steve's closing remarks coming up

1101
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 1: at forty nine after the hour. Right after this. You're

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01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: listening all right here we are last break of the day.

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01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:33,800
Speaker 1: It's been a good day. Uh, thank you all for

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01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:37,720
Speaker 1: listening as always. Steve, come on and take us home

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01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:43,880
Speaker 1: with your closing remarks today. I have some really really

1106
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 1: good information. I'm really really please with this line of thinking.

1107
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:56,519
Speaker 1: Because everybody has them, everybody has to deal with them,

1108
01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:01,800
Speaker 1: everybody faces it. It's just so many people lose the

1109
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 1: point of it. You know, the thing about going through something,

1110
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 1: I think you can go through something better if you

1111
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 1: know there's a point to it, you know what I mean.

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01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:18,599
Speaker 1: People go to the gym to work out if they're

1113
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:22,600
Speaker 1: trying to get to a certain point. The moment you

1114
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 1: don't see the point of it, going to the gym

1115
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:31,280
Speaker 1: becomes ridiculous to you. It becomes harder to you because

1116
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,880
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it doesn't make sense. So what

1117
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,640
Speaker 1: I want to show you is how to look at

1118
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 1: the point of something. And the thing that I'm gonna

1119
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:45,080
Speaker 1: talk to you about is something that everybody faces when

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01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 1: they're trying to be successful, because everybody is going to

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01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: go through some difficult times everybody. I don't care who

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01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: you are, You're going to have some difficult times. Everybody

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01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:09,519
Speaker 1: is going to have some challenges, challenges, difficulties, setbacks. You're

1124
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 1: going to have this. But listen to me, all of

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01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:18,800
Speaker 1: this is part of the process to succeed. When you

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01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:23,040
Speaker 1: are presented with these setbacks, these difficulties, and these challenges,

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01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 1: I want you to understand what they actually are. They

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01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 1: are actually test. Everybody gets tested. The reason you have

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01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 1: to have the test is because tests are presented to

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01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:43,560
Speaker 1: you to see if you're willing to go through the process.

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01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,680
Speaker 1: It's merely just to see if you're willing to go

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01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:52,560
Speaker 1: through what it takes, the challenges, the setbacks, the difficulties.

1133
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,840
Speaker 1: The tests are just there to see if you are

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01:18:56,080 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 1: willing to go through the process. Now, in being willing

1135
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 1: to go through the process, it assures you something that

1136
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:09,599
Speaker 1: when you pass the test and you reach your goal,

1137
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:13,840
Speaker 1: that you will have a level of appreciation for it.

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01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:19,720
Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. Somebody use your car. I

1139
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,320
Speaker 1: don't recommend that they're not gonna take care of your

1140
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 1: car or way you do, because they didn't pay for it.

1141
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,439
Speaker 1: They're not making a note on it. They didn't have

1142
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,720
Speaker 1: to struggle to get the down payment. They didn't have

1143
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,840
Speaker 1: to make sure their credit was right. They didn't walk

1144
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,880
Speaker 1: in the bank and get turned down a couple of times,

1145
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:36,720
Speaker 1: didn't go back and fix their credit. Now they got up.

1146
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,639
Speaker 1: That's why if you rent out your room to somebody,

1147
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,760
Speaker 1: they're not gonna take care of your room like you

1148
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:45,680
Speaker 1: take care of your house, because they didn't go through

1149
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,040
Speaker 1: the process to get it. All they wanted was the

1150
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:52,160
Speaker 1: room because they didn't have to fill out the credit report.

1151
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,360
Speaker 1: They didn't go down here. They don't have the mortgage.

1152
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,760
Speaker 1: They don't know what it took to have to own

1153
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:59,360
Speaker 1: this house. That's why they didn't take care of their yard,

1154
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,160
Speaker 1: as they written. Some people who writ don't take care

1155
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:06,479
Speaker 1: of property because it ain't theirs. Now that's not all writters.

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01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about the case of some. Because when

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01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,720
Speaker 1: you go through the test, it causes you to have

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01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 1: an appreciation for now. The tests are necessary. The test

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01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:23,000
Speaker 1: teaches you things. The test provides you with a lesson.

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01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,840
Speaker 1: Tests are merely lessons. You're gonna see these tests again,

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01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: and when you see them again, they won't appears nearly

1162
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:34,560
Speaker 1: as difficult because you've already taken the test before and

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01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:41,639
Speaker 1: you've already passed it. The test also strengthens you. All

1164
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:46,360
Speaker 1: these tests you haven't it's strengthens you. It's like lifting weights. Oh,

1165
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 1: it's heavy right now. If you put them fifties in

1166
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,839
Speaker 1: your hand, that's heavy weight. But if you keep lifting

1167
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:57,320
Speaker 1: fifties after a while, you can lift seventies, but them fifties.

1168
01:20:57,479 --> 01:20:59,800
Speaker 1: But guess what them fifties did that was so hard

1169
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,439
Speaker 1: that you felt like dropping and you need a spott it.

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01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:07,040
Speaker 1: They made you stronger. Though the tests make you stronger.

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01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 1: The next thing that the test does for you is

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01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:14,680
Speaker 1: it makes you experienced. Because now that you have these

1173
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:18,559
Speaker 1: tests under your belt, you know something you can turn

1174
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:22,160
Speaker 1: around and share with people how to get past the

1175
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:25,880
Speaker 1: tests because you've seen them before. This is the reason

1176
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,760
Speaker 1: that you have challenges, setbacks, and difficulties because you are

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01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 1: being tested. So when God gives you the thing that

1178
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:36,240
Speaker 1: you're asking for, you will have a level of appreciation

1179
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,519
Speaker 1: for it. You will have learned the lessons that it

1180
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:42,280
Speaker 1: takes to maintain it. You will have been strengthened by

1181
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 1: the process, and you will become experienced by the process.

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01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,719
Speaker 1: Here is the last and main thing that the test

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01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 1: does for you, These tests that they're presented to you.

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01:21:56,240 --> 01:22:00,680
Speaker 1: Old people have said it a thousand times. Cannot have

1185
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 1: a testimony without the test. How can you share this

1186
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 1: experience with anybody? How do you tell a young person

1187
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,599
Speaker 1: what to do if you ain't been through nothing? How

1188
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,560
Speaker 1: can you teach me how to play golf and you

1189
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:19,519
Speaker 1: don't play golf? It's impossible. You can't be the swim coach,

1190
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:24,479
Speaker 1: and you can't swim. I'm sorry you can't. You got

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01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:29,479
Speaker 1: to have gone through the process. It's the process and

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01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,640
Speaker 1: the test that gets you to the point. But you

1193
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,759
Speaker 1: can't have a testimony without a test. You'll have nothing

1194
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 1: to say in your life. If you've never passed any tests,

1195
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:42,760
Speaker 1: you will have no story to tell. So all of

1196
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:46,559
Speaker 1: you that are being tested, you're working on your story. Now.

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01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:49,760
Speaker 1: What story will you tell your children? What story will

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01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:53,200
Speaker 1: you tell your grandchildren? What story will you tell young

1199
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:56,240
Speaker 1: people who need menery? What story will you tell people

1200
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,320
Speaker 1: who they can look up to you and they think

1201
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 1: you got something? What story will you tell? You've got

1202
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,200
Speaker 1: to be tested to make it happen. Pass the tests,

1203
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:06,640
Speaker 1: deal with them and you'll be fine. Those are my

1204
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:11,040
Speaker 1: closing remarks today. Yea, I have a great weekend. Thank you.

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01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:14,840
Speaker 1: You have a great weekend too. Great closing remarks. Yeah.

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01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:29,040
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