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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Remember, if you have something to

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Speaker 1: get off your chest, the dirty, filthy, nasty little secret.

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Speaker 1: If you have something to get off your chest, text

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Speaker 1: us four one h six one. Whatever your secret is,

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Speaker 1: you can come on the show, tell it and relieve

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Speaker 1: the stress. I always like to point out it's about

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Speaker 1: you relieving stress and not feeling that angst of having

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Speaker 1: a secret to carry around. And it's also about us

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Speaker 1: getting content so we don't have to do as much work.

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Speaker 1: So please texting four one oh six one. And I

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Speaker 1: remember I give everybody an alias. You always remain anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will find out who you are if you want

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Speaker 1: to tell your secret on the show. And that's why

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Speaker 1: Willy Wonka is here today to tell us a little secret.

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Speaker 1: You at your chocolate factory right now. Yes, I admit

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Speaker 1: my chocolate factory right now. The old balloomas are doing

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Speaker 1: good man, handing out candy to everybody right now. Sounds wonderful. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: what kind of secret do you want to tell us today,

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Speaker 1: Willy Wonka? That's so funny. That's a funny name, man. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I graduated high school like fifteen years ago, and

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Speaker 1: I kind of sort of just been working on our

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Speaker 1: jobs here and there, you know, like the food service industry.

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Speaker 1: I've been bar attending, you know, stuff like that, you know,

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Speaker 1: the kind of past few years old, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting older now. I've never had a job with PTL.

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Speaker 1: I never had a job with salary. So you've never

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Speaker 1: had a job in like a company or corporate setting before. No,

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Speaker 1: No corporate setting, man. All restaurants are all bar attending,

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Speaker 1: you know, stuff that you got to work at ten

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night and not getting off until like three

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Those type jobs. Oh yeah, I worked

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Speaker 1: in restaurants my whole life pretty much until recently. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well I started working on I was very young, but

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Speaker 1: most of the time I was in restaurants. And then

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Speaker 1: I got into the corporate work for a second, and

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Speaker 1: then I treated like a restaurant and then I fired.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, it's a grind though, Yeah, it is, man,

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Speaker 1: it is, especially when you're getting older. Man, I'm starting

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Speaker 1: to get older now, so I need to getting health insurance.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to start get built in the family, so

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Speaker 1: I need a job to get more stable. And I

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Speaker 1: realized once I started qualify all these jobs, jobs I

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Speaker 1: wasn't getting getting any replies back. Yeah, okay, So what

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Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret? M I lied on my

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Speaker 1: resume to get my job, my current job. Oh what

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Speaker 1: did you lie about a lot of stuff? A lot.

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Speaker 1: I didn't finish college. I put that I did finish college.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second, did you say that you said

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Speaker 1: you graduated honors too? Well? Yeah, with honors? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so did you graduate college? Not at all? I got

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Speaker 1: twenty two credits. So you know that if you apply

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Speaker 1: for a job that requires college education that they check that.

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Speaker 1: Apparently they don't check it at this job. I told

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Speaker 1: them my head. I told them I had years of

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Speaker 1: experience with sales, and the only sales experience I got

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Speaker 1: is when I asked the customer did they want to

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Speaker 1: cope with their burgher? So what happens like when you

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Speaker 1: get the job and you don't know anything about sales? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I've been at the job for a year now, but

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm so good at it that they about to

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Speaker 1: move me up to a league position. Oh wow, well

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Speaker 1: good for you? Yeah great, I mean, good job. He

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Speaker 1: made it work? Yeah yeah, it worked for me. So

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Speaker 1: that's my secret. And the crazy thing get y'all. They

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Speaker 1: never called anybody to check any of these references. So

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I feel I feel like that's a big

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Speaker 1: thing because in school as well, they always tell you

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Speaker 1: about how your GPA is so important. But no one

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Speaker 1: since I've ever interviewed to any job has asked me

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Speaker 1: about my GPA. No, yeah, no no. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: at your high school GPA and things like that. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: and jobs normally do you will call and see if

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Speaker 1: you're employed somewhere from like a certain amount of time.

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Speaker 1: They can't say how you are as an employee, but

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Speaker 1: they can check your employee dates. All the people can

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Speaker 1: say is did they work there? And they can say yeah,

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Speaker 1: from this time this time. But they can't even give

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Speaker 1: you a bad reference. It's like illegal or something like that. Wow,

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Speaker 1: all right, well whatever the lie is. Hey, man, they

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Speaker 1: ain't called me, so I'm good to go. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to start making six figures. I'm about to get promoted

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Speaker 1: to lead, so I don't give it there, man, And

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Speaker 1: I would tell you away I work, but I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to get me fired. Yeah exactly. Well, all right,

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Speaker 1: well thank you for telling your dirty little secret, and

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Speaker 1: also for telling everybody out there that most employers don't

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Speaker 1: really check your resume. That hard everybody out there listening.

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Speaker 1: If I can lie my resume, you can lie on

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Speaker 1: your resume to listen. Take it from Willie Walker guys himself. Wow,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Text youble to four one

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Speaker 1: six one