WEBVTT - Herbert E. Bucklen, Patent Medicine and 'Axle Grease Salesman'

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shondaland Audio in partnership

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<v Speaker 1>with iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Herbert Elijah Bucklin made himself one of the wealthiest businessmen

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<v Speaker 2>in both Elkhart, Indiana and Chicago, Illinois in late nineteenth

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<v Speaker 2>and early twentieth centuries, and he had patent medicines to

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<v Speaker 2>thank for a lot of that. Let's talk a little

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<v Speaker 2>about who this guy was and how he rose to

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<v Speaker 2>being the impressive businessman he became. It wasn't all snake

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<v Speaker 2>oil and false advertising, although that was a big part

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<v Speaker 2>of it. Welcome to Criminalia. I'm Maria Tremarky.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm Holly Frye. Herbert was born in Herkimer County,

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<v Speaker 1>New York in eighteen forty eight, and his story doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really start until the family moved to Elkhart, Indiana in

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen sixty three. His father was a druggist and eventually

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<v Speaker 1>brought his son on as a partner. Herbert showed commercial

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<v Speaker 1>aptitude at a very early age before working in his

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<v Speaker 1>father's store when he was still a teenager. He took

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<v Speaker 1>advantage of days when the circus was in town, as

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<v Speaker 1>well as any other times there were large crowds and

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<v Speaker 1>made a considerable amount of money how well. He would

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<v Speaker 1>set up basically lemonade stands, but in addition to the

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<v Speaker 1>refreshing beverage, he would also sell items including peanuts and

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<v Speaker 1>other festival foods. His business acumen really showed though, when

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<v Speaker 1>he convinced his father to buy a second hand soda

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<v Speaker 1>fountain for two hundred and fifty dollars and install it

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<v Speaker 1>in the family drug store.

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<v Speaker 2>Soda fountains were invented in the eighteen fifties, but then

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<v Speaker 2>they were primarily frequented by consumers looking for fountain drinks

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<v Speaker 2>to cure whatever ailed them, rather than sweet trees. Fountain

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<v Speaker 2>drinks in this error were usually made of flavor extracts

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<v Speaker 2>and effervest drugs. In fact, one of the the most

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<v Speaker 2>popular pharmacy drinks was a headache treatment that contained cocaine

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<v Speaker 2>and caffeine. But okay, remember in the nineteenth century, stimulants

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<v Speaker 2>including cocaine were totally legal ingredients. While maybe they weren't

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<v Speaker 2>good for you, nothing hanky was happening at the soda

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<v Speaker 2>fountains of Indiana. Druggists eventually also began to offer other

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<v Speaker 2>menu items at their soda fountains. One of The most

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<v Speaker 2>popular was the milkshake. The original recipe isn't the same

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<v Speaker 2>as what we consider a modern milkshake. It contained carbonated water,

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<v Speaker 2>sweetened flavored milk, and a raw egg and no surprise here,

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream sodas, which were made from flavored soda water

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<v Speaker 2>with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, also sold very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Herbert was onto something hot because it wasn't until the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the nineteenth century when many drug stores finally

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<v Speaker 2>began featuring soda fountains, and they remained popular through the

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen fifties. Ahead of his time and in short time,

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<v Speaker 2>Herbert's idea was one of the most successful features of

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<v Speaker 2>his father's business.

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<v Speaker 1>As an adult, Buckland's own patent medicine business was one

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<v Speaker 1>of his great successes. The H. E. Bucklin in Company

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<v Speaker 1>was a highly successful manufacturer and seller of a number

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<v Speaker 1>of well known brands of patent medicines in the United States.

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<v Speaker 1>Around the turn of the twentieth century, as his proprietary

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<v Speaker 1>medicine business grew, Herbert moved its headquarters from Elkhart to Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>where the plant occupied one of the finest locations on

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<v Speaker 1>Michigan Avenue. The H. Buckland Building was located across two

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five, two seventy six, and two seventy seven Michigan

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<v Speaker 1>Avenue southwest on the corner of South Michigan Avenue in

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<v Speaker 1>East eighth Street. Today, that's right near Columbia College and

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<v Speaker 1>for the foodies out there, it is also near the

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<v Speaker 1>famous Deep Dish pizza shop, lou Melnotti's. The building was special.

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<v Speaker 1>It was designed by Oscar Cobb, a prominent theater architect

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<v Speaker 1>from Shechego. Several of his works are listed on the

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<v Speaker 1>United States National Register of Historic Places, although the Buckland

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<v Speaker 1>Building is not one of them. H. E. Bucklin Almanax

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<v Speaker 1>between nineteen oh nine through nineteen thirteen, kept at the

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<v Speaker 1>library at the University of Florida, suggests that the business

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<v Speaker 1>was located in Chicago at least until nineteen fourteen, and

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<v Speaker 1>at that point it's listing changes to Saint Louis. But

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<v Speaker 1>before we get too deep into all of that, Herbert

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't always and only a patent medicine manufacturer and retailer.

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<v Speaker 1>He made himself a millionaire before he ever got into

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<v Speaker 1>that business.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, while in Elkhart, similar to the soda fountain

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<v Speaker 2>success in his dad's pharmacy. One of his important early

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<v Speaker 2>deals as an adult was securing a concession for the

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<v Speaker 2>exclusive sale of soda water on the exposition grounds from

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<v Speaker 2>the managers of the Philadelphia Centennial. In eighteen seventy six,

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<v Speaker 2>a large event held a comemory rate the one hundredth

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<v Speaker 2>anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. You

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<v Speaker 2>know when you go to an outdoor event and there's

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<v Speaker 2>just one brand of bottled water for sale, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>sold at an outrageous price. His deal was like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Also before his move to Chicago, he was influential in

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<v Speaker 2>politics in Elkhart County and was also a farmer and

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<v Speaker 2>raised livestock there. Through his investments in agricultural land and

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<v Speaker 2>then also Chicago real estate, and frankly, eventually his property

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<v Speaker 2>interests extended over half a dozen or more states. All

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<v Speaker 2>of this real estate led to making him a millionaire

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<v Speaker 2>and depending on the records that you look at, perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>a multimillionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Buckland got involved in the railroad. He backed

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<v Speaker 1>the Elkhart and Western Railroad, which ran from Elkhart to Mishawaka, Indiana,

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<v Speaker 1>a short line of about ten miles. Construction of the

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<v Speaker 1>E ANDW as it was known, began in eighteen nine

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<v Speaker 1>and it was completed in eighteen ninety three. And then

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<v Speaker 1>Bucklin invested more than one million, five hundred thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>in a rail from Elkhart to the Ohio border, more

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<v Speaker 1>than one hundred miles. He was also a stockholder in

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<v Speaker 1>the New York Central Lines. That is a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>because the New York Central Railroad connected the Greater New

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<v Speaker 1>York area and Boston on the East coast with Chicago

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<v Speaker 1>and Saint Louis in the Midwest. He you could say,

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<v Speaker 1>was diversified in his businesses for sure, and those railroads

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<v Speaker 1>could help him deliver what Buckland's patent medicine company had

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<v Speaker 1>to offer.

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<v Speaker 2>We are going to take a break for a word

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<v Speaker 2>from our sponsors. When we're back, we'll talk about Herbert's

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<v Speaker 2>first patent medicine, one he bought from a real doctor

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<v Speaker 2>and then made famous.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's stop talking about railroads and

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<v Speaker 1>start talking about Herbert's company and its patent medicine offerings,

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<v Speaker 1>including his most famous one that one hundred percent did

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<v Speaker 1>not cure tuberculosis as it claimed.

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<v Speaker 2>Herbert entered the patent medicine business when doctor Z. L. King,

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<v Speaker 2>who had a medical practice in Elkhart, sold him the

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<v Speaker 2>rights to some of his medicines in eighteen seventy eight,

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<v Speaker 2>when King decided to move to Middlebury, Indiana. Less than

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<v Speaker 2>a year after that acquisition, Buckland relocated from Elkhart to

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<v Speaker 2>Chicago and began his journey into proprietary medicines. Elkhart had

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<v Speaker 2>made him successful, but it was a small town. According

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<v Speaker 2>to the eighteen ninety census, which is about a decade

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<v Speaker 2>after he left, Elkhart had a population of only roughly

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<v Speaker 2>seventy six hundred people.

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<v Speaker 1>Once established in Chicago, he rebranded one of King's medicines

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<v Speaker 1>as doctor King's New Discovery for consumption cough and colds,

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<v Speaker 1>and by eighteen eighty five, so about five or six

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<v Speaker 1>years later, New Discovery, as it was popularly known, had

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<v Speaker 1>national recognition that was very fast. It was made for

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<v Speaker 1>both adults and children. Instructions were to take one teaspoon

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<v Speaker 1>one to four times a day, and for infants the

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<v Speaker 1>dosage was ten drops to half a teaspoonful. While we

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<v Speaker 1>know this disease as tuberculosis, at that time it was

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<v Speaker 1>called consumption. Just to clear up any confusion, This was

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<v Speaker 1>a hot time for patent medicine companies, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>all fighting for the number one position. Specifically, they each

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be the one to make the most money

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<v Speaker 1>off of a cure for tuberculosis, which was ravaging the

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<v Speaker 1>country after the American Civil War. Consumers were willing to

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<v Speaker 1>try just about anything, and physicians weren't much help. Bottles

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<v Speaker 1>of New Discovery were marketing as the cure for tuberculosis,

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<v Speaker 1>and the tagline on its product label read quote the

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<v Speaker 1>true remedy at last discovered.

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<v Speaker 2>But New Discovery, like all other snake oil cures for tuberculosis,

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<v Speaker 2>was not only not going to help you recover, it

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<v Speaker 2>might have actually been harmful to your health. It contained chloroform,

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<v Speaker 2>which was intended to cure your cough, but was also

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<v Speaker 2>used as a solvent as well as a general anesthetic.

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<v Speaker 2>It also contained morphine to add a touch of euphoria

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<v Speaker 2>to the mix, as it's a powerful narcotic, as well

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<v Speaker 2>as alcohol, which was intended to dull the pain. It

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have treated your tuberculosis, but maybe you might not

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<v Speaker 2>have cared so much about your symptoms.

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<v Speaker 1>There were some patent medicines that did deliver what they promised,

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<v Speaker 1>although that was kind of a rare situation. Many did not,

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<v Speaker 1>and in addition, many came with a dangerous list of

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<v Speaker 1>ingrid which often included things like opium, cocaine, and the

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<v Speaker 1>ever popular additive alcohol, all in combination. Some contained herbs

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<v Speaker 1>or other fairly benign substances, but these were typically not

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<v Speaker 1>the active ingredients, and they were usually just there as

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<v Speaker 1>flavoring or coloring. Products that couldn't cure anything, claimed to

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<v Speaker 1>treat things like sexually transmitted infections, cancer, and of course,

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<v Speaker 1>as we've been talking about tuberculosis, many and we mean

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<v Speaker 1>many of them claimed that they could quote cure all diseases.

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<v Speaker 2>By the turn of the twentieth century, Herbert began self

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<v Speaker 2>applying the title doctor Snake. Oil salesmen weren't known to

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<v Speaker 2>tell the truth, so really, why not. Buckley's sizable advertising

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<v Speaker 2>budget and smart business decisions were what helped give his

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<v Speaker 2>new discovery product national attention. His advertising team was a

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<v Speaker 2>well oiled machine, and its prowess applied to other products

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<v Speaker 2>manufactured by his company. Patent medicine makers tried all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of advertising and marketing techniques to get consumers to buy

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<v Speaker 2>their products. Some worked, some didn't, but modern historians note

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<v Speaker 2>that some of today's campaign techniques were pioneered during this era.

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<v Speaker 1>Buckland's company spent large sums of money on advertising campaigns

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<v Speaker 1>across all types of media, but there was one thing

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<v Speaker 1>that made them stand out. The company was fond of

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<v Speaker 1>providing free samples or offering trial sizes to unsure potential customers.

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<v Speaker 1>By nineteen oh five, New Discovery was also being produced

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<v Speaker 1>in a well it's what we would consider a TSA

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<v Speaker 1>approved sized bottle, claiming on its packaging quote, by taking

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<v Speaker 1>the contents of this small bottle, you will readily perceive

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<v Speaker 1>the remarkable curative qualities of this great new Discovery for

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<v Speaker 1>consumption coughs, colds, and all diseases of the throat, chest,

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<v Speaker 1>and lungs, which will convince you of its wonderful merits

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<v Speaker 1>and show you what can be done by a regular

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<v Speaker 1>one dollar size bottle. Give it a trial.

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<v Speaker 2>As Buckland's patent medicines became firmly established in the marketplace

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<v Speaker 2>and the company as a major player in the retail space,

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<v Speaker 2>New Discovery was exhibited at the World's Columbian Exposition in

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<v Speaker 2>Chicago in eighteen ninety three. This kind of retail accomplishment

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<v Speaker 2>was achieved by the company's successful advertising and marketing, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>but the cherry on top was the fifty cent thirty

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<v Speaker 2>one page book published specifically for the event. It was

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<v Speaker 2>half filled with color lithographs of the world's fair buildings

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<v Speaker 2>and the other half descriptive text about Buckland's proprietary medicines.

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<v Speaker 2>Their advertising book became a souvenir. The book claimed New

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<v Speaker 2>Discovery was one of the marvels of the nineteenth century,

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<v Speaker 2>and they included it along with other marvels at the fair,

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<v Speaker 2>such as the original ferris wheel, the first moving walkway,

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<v Speaker 2>and Peanut Butter and Juicy Fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>New Discovery was a huge fraud, but it was also

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<v Speaker 1>a huge hit, and Buckland had other big patent medicine successes.

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<v Speaker 1>According to an advertorial in the ann Arbor Argus in

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<v Speaker 1>November of eighteen ninety five, quote the following four remedies

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<v Speaker 1>reached phenomenal sale. Doctor King's New Discovery for consumption coughs

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<v Speaker 1>and colds, each bottle guaranteed electric bitters, the great remedy

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<v Speaker 1>for liver, stomach and kidneys, Buckland's Arnica Salve the best

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. And Doctor King's New Life Pills, which

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<v Speaker 1>are perfect pills. All these remedies are guaranteed to do

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<v Speaker 1>just what is claimed for them, and the dealer whose

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<v Speaker 1>name is attached here with will be glad to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you more of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we'd like to know more about what makes the

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<v Speaker 2>New Life pills perfect, but we're going to take a

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<v Speaker 2>break for a word from our sponsors, and when we're back,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll tell you more about Buckland products and claims, and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll take a look at some of the interesting ingredient lists.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's talk more about Buckland's company's

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<v Speaker 1>product line because it was more varied than just New Discovery.

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<v Speaker 1>But we also have a spoiler alert. You are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>want to stick around for the end of this episode

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<v Speaker 1>because the last bit surprised even US.

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<v Speaker 2>Promotional literature for these products included testimonials, which was a

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<v Speaker 2>common marketing ploy for patent medicines, as well as general

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<v Speaker 2>health and household advice. In addition to claims about how

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<v Speaker 2>the products were cures for a variety of complaints, their

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<v Speaker 2>marketing materials touted the company's other miraculous drugs as well.

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<v Speaker 2>For instance, one advertisement claimed New Discovery cured tuberculosis, and

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<v Speaker 2>it also included arnica salve in the same advertisement, claiming

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<v Speaker 2>it could cure quote boils, bruises, inflammation, and sores that

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<v Speaker 2>seemed incurable.

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<v Speaker 1>Electric Bitters was another popular product, as New Discovery was

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<v Speaker 1>the top sellar Electric Bitters was a close second. It

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<v Speaker 1>was primarily sold as a laxative nicknamed the Great Family Remedy,

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<v Speaker 1>but its uses, as listed on the packaging, included quote

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<v Speaker 1>all diseases of the stomach, liver and kidneys, biliousness, general debility, fever, jaundice,

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<v Speaker 1>blood disorders, and diseases of the urinary organs, neuralgia, nervousness,

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<v Speaker 1>and mental depression. As an appetizer, they are unequaled dose

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<v Speaker 1>for an adult, take from one to three tablespoonsful three

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<v Speaker 1>times a day, before or after meals, according to age

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<v Speaker 1>and constitution of the patient. Weak and delicate constitutions should

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<v Speaker 1>commence with one tablespoonful, reduced with sweetened water, and increase

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<v Speaker 1>as the case demands. This quickly became one of the

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<v Speaker 1>more popular patent medicines that Bucklan's company sold. It costs

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<v Speaker 1>sixty cents in nineteen hundred and it came in a

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<v Speaker 1>large bottle, and it was the Quote Family laxative. It

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<v Speaker 1>contained quote senna, rhubarb, cascara segrada, hops, aloes, wahoo, dandelion,

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<v Speaker 1>gentian uva, ursie, pansy, cameomelian quasia combined with aromatics, and

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<v Speaker 1>one tablespoon contained eighteen percent alcohol. Unpacking, this list of

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<v Speaker 1>ingredients isn't as eye popping as they often can be

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<v Speaker 1>for patent medicines, and that's because some of these ingredients

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<v Speaker 1>were actually laxatives. Senna is known to relieve constipation, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty good start, as is cascara segrata and aloe too.

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<v Speaker 1>But while you may have had some results, the bidders

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<v Speaker 1>would have had more potential as an aromatic liquor.

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<v Speaker 2>Then there was Buckland's New Life Pills product introduced in

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen eighty, which the company claimed to be a cure

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<v Speaker 2>for quote temporary constipation and biliousness, and it contained quote cascara,

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<v Speaker 2>put a fillin, aloin, strychnine sulfate, and capsicum makers. Allegedly

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<v Speaker 2>it was supposed to cure stomach ailments. But that highly

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<v Speaker 2>toxic strychnine that's just a yikes. Let's look at a

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<v Speaker 2>few of the other active ingredients other than the strychnine

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<v Speaker 2>put a fill in today is used to treat genital words.

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<v Speaker 2>Aloin is derived from alo and may or may not

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<v Speaker 2>help relieve constipation. Cascara here is what saves this product.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dried bark which is not approved by the

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<v Speaker 2>Food and Drug Administration, but is sometimes sold as an

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<v Speaker 2>over the counter laxative, modern snake oil or constipation remedy.

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<v Speaker 2>You can be the judge.

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<v Speaker 1>Buckland's company's product line wasn't all successful, though, and some

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<v Speaker 1>of the products were actually flops, including ones called Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>King's California Golden Compound, Doctor King's Hop Cordial, and Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Sheeler's Great German Cure for Consumption.

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<v Speaker 2>On top of those flops, there were the critics. New

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<v Speaker 2>Discovery was heavily marketed and featured in many advertisements. It

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<v Speaker 2>drew in customers with all that exposure, but it also

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<v Speaker 2>caught the attention of a man named Samuel Hopkins Adams,

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<v Speaker 2>who was well known as the author behind a series

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<v Speaker 2>called The Great American Fraud, which was published in Collier's Weekly.

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<v Speaker 2>His articles disclosed the fraudulent, duplicitous patent medicine industry to

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<v Speaker 2>the public who were buying the potentially harmful products unaware

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<v Speaker 2>those products could be potentially harmful.

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<v Speaker 1>During the peak popularity of patent medicine, reporters and other

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<v Speaker 1>investigators began to publicize how problematic these sorts of proprietary

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<v Speaker 1>products could be, writing about instances of death, drug addiction,

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<v Speaker 1>and other hazards from the products that at the time

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<v Speaker 1>did not have to disclose their ingredients. New Discovery specifically

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<v Speaker 1>fell under intense scrutiny and criticism. In an expos by

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<v Speaker 1>Adams published in the January thirteenth, nineteen oh six issue

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<v Speaker 1>of Collier's Weekly, Adams wrote, quote, it is proclaimed to

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<v Speaker 1>be the only sure cure for consumption. Further announcement is

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<v Speaker 1>made that it strikes terror to the doctors, as it

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<v Speaker 1>is a morphine and chloroform mixture. Doctor King's new discovery

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<v Speaker 1>for consumption is well calculated to strike terror to the

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<v Speaker 1>doctors or to any other class or profession, except perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>the undertakers. Adams, as you can see, did not pull punches.

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<v Speaker 2>He continued, quote, it is a pretty diabolical concoction to

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<v Speaker 2>give to anyone, and particularly to a consumptive. The chloroform

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<v Speaker 2>temporarily allays the cough, thereby checking nature's effort to throw

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<v Speaker 2>off the dead matter from the lungs. The opium drugs

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<v Speaker 2>the patient into a deceived cheerfulness. The combination is admirably

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<v Speaker 2>designed to shorten the life of any consumptive who takes

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<v Speaker 2>it steadily, but the label didn't provide any sort of

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<v Speaker 2>warning of possible side effects to consumers. To his point,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing about the label or the advertising disclosed that this

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<v Speaker 2>was a mixture of ingredients that could kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>Harmful products are not. The market at this time was

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<v Speaker 1>thick with snake oil, and Bucklem found himself with counterfeitters

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<v Speaker 1>who were making and selling imitations specifically of his company's

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<v Speaker 1>new discovery product, although sometimes knockoffs of his other concoctions

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<v Speaker 1>did pop up as well. While he was defrauding the public,

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<v Speaker 1>he was outraged that someone else was trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing, and on his back, Bucklan's company released

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<v Speaker 1>a statement to his consumers that will quote a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of it. Read quote. This is to warn you

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<v Speaker 1>to beware of such people who seek to profit through

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<v Speaker 1>stealing the reputation of remedies which have been successfully curing

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<v Speaker 1>disease for over thirty five years. A sure protection to

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<v Speaker 1>you is our name on the wrapper look for it

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<v Speaker 1>on all doctor King's or Buckland's remedies, as all others

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<v Speaker 1>are mere imitations. H Bucklin in Company Chicago, Illinois, and

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<v Speaker 1>Windsor Canada all druggists.

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<v Speaker 2>But it turns out, despite his impressive business acumen, it

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<v Speaker 2>was Herbert alone who tripped over himself when boasting of

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<v Speaker 2>his quote wondrous arnica sab Buckland inadvertently outed the sav's

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<v Speaker 2>dubious properties asked, and we presume by a reporter or

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe perhaps by a consumers, It's a bit unclear.

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<v Speaker 2>When asked if he had any of the popular salf

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<v Speaker 2>to show, he I'm gonna pause here because we all

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<v Speaker 2>want to cringe together on this one. He replied, quote,

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<v Speaker 2>take some axle grease off your wagon wheel. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. And that might have been his first instance

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<v Speaker 2>of truth in advertising.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yuck, would you like a little cuous? What ails

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<v Speaker 1>you to finish this one? Along?

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<v Speaker 2>What? As long as it doesn't any chloroform in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Zero chloroform? This one might be a little bit weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but come with me on the journey.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll take along with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Because what I really was struck by in this story

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of like thinking about a drink was not

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<v Speaker 1>any of the patent medicines. It was the milkshake talk,

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<v Speaker 1>specifically the disc of how early versions of milkshakes before

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<v Speaker 1>they were really what we would call a milkshake today,

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<v Speaker 1>had egg in them. And that made me think about

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<v Speaker 1>eggy drinks like egg creams, which are related an eggnog.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I started thinking about how eggnog is a

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<v Speaker 1>winter treat, but equally rich things like ice cream treats

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<v Speaker 1>are considered summer treats, and I was like, that seems odd.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we could come up with a variation on

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<v Speaker 1>eggnog that is summery. So some of the things that

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<v Speaker 1>go into eggnog that make it wintery are like the

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<v Speaker 1>spices and whatnot, but we can change that up, and

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<v Speaker 1>we can also choose some lighter ingredients so that it's

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<v Speaker 1>not as heavy a drink. This one is definitely a

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<v Speaker 1>dessert drink, though I would say even though it is

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<v Speaker 1>not as heavy as a nog because it is sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't put peanut butter in it, although I was

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<v Speaker 1>excited we talked about it because I do love peanut butter,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not in this. Normally, if you make eggnog.

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<v Speaker 1>You use your milk and your cream together and you

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes warm that. This involves no cooking. It's easy to

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<v Speaker 1>put together. I put all of mine in one of

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<v Speaker 1>those little personal blenders. Oh yeah, yeah, which I highly

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<v Speaker 1>recommend is the easiest way to do it. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a frother, you could there's a fruit component

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<v Speaker 1>you're just gonna want to cut up really well if

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<v Speaker 1>you go that root. So we are calling this Bucklan's nog,

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<v Speaker 1>even though it's not really a nog and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>really by Buckland, but that's okay. It's delicious. It starts

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<v Speaker 1>with a half cup of coconut milk, and to that

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna add not an egg yolk like you would

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<v Speaker 1>if you were making an eggnog, but instead two tablespoons

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<v Speaker 1>of egg white, which shows up in a lot of cocktails,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's not too weird. You're also gonna add, this

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<v Speaker 1>is where it gets sweet, two tablespoons of simple or

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<v Speaker 1>vanilla simple syrup if you want to get like that

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<v Speaker 1>vanilla ice creamy taste, make sure you have vanilla. If

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, simple syrup works great, and then a half

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<v Speaker 1>cup of watermelon chunks. You're also going to toss in

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<v Speaker 1>just a drop or two of vanilla extract, not very

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<v Speaker 1>much at all, and then an ounce and a half

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<v Speaker 1>of the whiskey of your choice. This is one of

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<v Speaker 1>those great recipes where if you have, like a whiskey

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<v Speaker 1>or a bourbon that maybe you purchased thinking you would

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<v Speaker 1>like it and it just doesn't quite work well in

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<v Speaker 1>the whiskey forward recipes you've maybe been trying, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a good way to use it. You're still going to

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<v Speaker 1>get its flavor, but all of these other things balance

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<v Speaker 1>it out so that if it's not a flavor you love,

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<v Speaker 1>it won't be as much of a concern and you

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<v Speaker 1>will probably like it more. You can also there's an

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<v Speaker 1>optional ingredient here if you want a slightly thicker, richer

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<v Speaker 1>thing add just like a splash of cream. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to do that. It's up to you. That is

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<v Speaker 1>drinker's choice. And then you are just going to blend

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<v Speaker 1>this or if you use your frother, give it a

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<v Speaker 1>really good go. Like I said, if you use the frother,

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<v Speaker 1>you might want to make sure you ash your watermelon

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<v Speaker 1>quite a bit so it doesn't get caught up in

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<v Speaker 1>the little functional frothy bit that's like a coil on

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<v Speaker 1>the end, and then you're just gonna pour it over ice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's stupidly delicious. It's like all the flavor of a

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<v Speaker 1>melted ice cream bar without feeling like you just ate

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<v Speaker 1>a block of cheese, which is what I often feel

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<v Speaker 1>like with heavier drinks than the summit it right.

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<v Speaker 2>Summary, watermelon summary. And you know what, this reminds me

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<v Speaker 2>of that story of him when he was a teenager,

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen fifteen years old and he would set up all

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<v Speaker 2>his lemonade stands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all of that was the interesting stuff to me.

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<v Speaker 2>All of his pre patent medicine proberts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's where the deliciousness lives. So that is Buckland's nog.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to make a mocktail version of this,

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<v Speaker 1>you have options. You can just make it as is

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<v Speaker 1>without the whiskey. If you want to keep the same volume,

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<v Speaker 1>just add a little more coconut milk. You can also, though,

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<v Speaker 1>add an ounce and a half of black tea if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to, instead of that. That'll keep the flavor

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<v Speaker 1>a little closer to the alcoholic version. But both are good.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the other thing about this. If you try this

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<v Speaker 1>and like this, this is like a good template recipe

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<v Speaker 1>because one I went with coconut milk and I used

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<v Speaker 1>a splash of dairy cream. But if you don't use dairy,

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<v Speaker 1>you can use whatever creamer you want. You can use

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<v Speaker 1>any other kind of milk that you want. You can

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<v Speaker 1>use dairy milk if you want. You can also change

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<v Speaker 1>up your syrup flavors if you want to add like

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<v Speaker 1>a Kiwi syrup or a lavender syrup or any kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. You can even make a spicy one, use

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<v Speaker 1>different fruit. It's all like an easy way to make

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<v Speaker 1>yourself kind of a yummy summertime milkshake that's not as

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<v Speaker 1>heavy as a milkshake. I love a milkshake, but often

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<v Speaker 1>when I eat them in the heat of Georgia, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel le black afterwards because I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like, oh, feel very full after them.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I just feel very heavy and a puffy and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to lie down. This is a little lighter

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<v Speaker 1>So that is Bucklan's nog Buckland's summer nog. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>should call it. Maybe We hope if you make it

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<v Speaker 1>that you have fun, and I hope if you make

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<v Speaker 1>it and you like it, that you do experiment with

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<v Speaker 1>some other ingredients. Subouts because I feel like this guy's

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<v Speaker 1>the limit. Once you have your system down, you can

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<v Speaker 1>just start playing with stuff. We are very delighted and

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<v Speaker 1>thankful that you come and play with us and listen

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<v Speaker 1>to our stories. We will be right here next week,

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<v Speaker 1>once again with a tale of snake oil and a

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<v Speaker 1>drink to go with it. Criminalia is a production of

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