1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and statistically, almost 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 1: everyone on earth is undefeated as a professional boxer. 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 2: Oh, because I've never been in a professional We've got 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: a room full of undefeated boxers and with that record, 5 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 2: you'd think we'd sound less brain damage during What's on 6 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 2: your Mind, where we go around the room and share 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 2: what we've all been thinking about lately. 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 3: Starting with Brooke Brook, What's on your mind? 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 4: Well, I coached my very first JV middle school soccer game. 10 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, my daughter was on the team. 11 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 4: And the good news is the kids played great. They 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 4: played so great, they had a lot of fun together. 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 4: The bad news is I found out after the game 14 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 4: that the two coaches, which would be myself and the 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 4: other coach, got written up for unsportsmanlike conduct. 16 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 3: We wouldn't expect anything less from Brook. What did you do? 17 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, what did you do? 18 00:00:58,760 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: Well? 19 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 3: The school was a little upsided. I'm guessing your team 20 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 3: was not winning. 21 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 5: No, we were winning. 22 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: You were winning, yeah, and you were still unsportsmanlike. 23 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 4: Yeah. Well that was the problem is that apparently, when 24 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 4: you're up ten to zero you should pull your foot 25 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 4: off the gas a little bit. 26 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 3: As a coach, sportsman, what were you doing. 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 6: We were just summing the girls out every seven minutes, like, 28 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 6: let's play. 29 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 7: You know. 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: That's not enough to give you an unsportsman like what 31 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: did you know? 32 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 5: That was? That was it? That was it? Yeah? 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 3: Coaching, Yeah, that's coaching too. 34 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 4: They said that we went too hard and that we 35 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 4: should have pulled back and we didn't. 36 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 5: I don't know. 37 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 4: Okay, sure there was one player who scored four goals 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 4: all by yourself. 39 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 5: She's incredible. I don't want to tell her to not 40 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 5: be incredible. 41 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 3: Maybe you should, Yeah, maybe you need to start doing 42 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 3: your own teams. 43 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 7: Yeah, and every time they score a goal on the 44 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 7: other team, they should score goal on themselves and make. 45 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: Any nice come on, fairness, fairness, get along. 46 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 6: I do feel like you're leading out how much you 47 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 6: were probably yelling excitement? 48 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, got it, screaming, and. 49 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 3: She was probably drunk. 50 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just making that up. 51 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 4: It was eight in the morning, Jose your mind at 52 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 4: my parents' house recently, and my dad all excitedly. 53 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 3: It's like, Jose, come to the pool and I have 54 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 3: to show you something. 55 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: Okay, five scorpions. 56 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 7: She found five like small scorpions in our pool. 57 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 4: Wait did he them in his hand, Why did you 58 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 4: ever heard you took them out? 59 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 7: And then he put them on a rock because they're 60 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 7: all poisonous. But I've never seen the scorpions like up close. 61 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 7: And there's five and apparently he caught to the day before. 62 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 7: So anyway, that happens day one. The next day, we're 63 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 7: like watching a movie. We're in there what we call 64 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 7: the theater room there and I'm eating a sandwich and 65 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 7: I'm barefoot, and all of a sudden, I feel something 66 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 7: pinch my toe. No, like I feel a boom, and 67 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 7: I go, oh, how ow ow. 68 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 3: And my dad's like, what what's was wrong? 69 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 7: And I go I think I got stung by something? 70 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 7: And he goes, oh, no, the scorpions. We are all 71 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 7: freaking out. But it's a dark room. I can't see 72 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 7: my feet. 73 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 3: So I'm like, I grabbed my phone. 74 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 7: I'm grabbing the light. 75 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,399 Speaker 5: What is it? 76 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 7: I look down and there it is, what a freedo chip? 77 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 4: Your toe stuck corner of a hard corner. 78 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 7: I grasped my toe against a chip, and I thought, 79 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 7: like when you're in the water and you touch a 80 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 7: piece of kelp. 81 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 5: You know, you're like, ah, I've gotta kill lead. We 82 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 5: all thought I. 83 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 3: Was gonna die still. 84 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: I hope your dad got down there and tried sucking 85 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: the post save your life. 86 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 7: But my family laughed at me so much because I 87 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 7: literally jumped. I was so scared, and now you know, 88 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 7: I'm gonna be scared of freedoms for the. 89 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 3: Rest of my Yeah, alexis what's on your mind? 90 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 6: So I got to host my first event with our 91 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 6: listeners that I want. Yeah, we got to go to 92 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 6: like a suite at a concert, and I didn't know 93 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 6: what to expect. 94 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 5: But our listeners were great, of course. 95 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 6: Yes, and I'm in there with them and it provides 96 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 6: food and drinks like non alcoholic drinks that we have 97 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 6: in there and everything. 98 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't say cool your own boo. 99 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of legality behind getting listeners drunk. 100 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 5: You can't do that. It cool. 101 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 6: But then so talking to one of the listeners, that's 102 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 6: when they say to me. They're like, hey, so can 103 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 6: you drink while you're on the job. 104 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't know, like your. 105 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 7: First event, you don't know what. 106 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 2: Radio? 107 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, the same age as a lot of the kids 108 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 3: that are. 109 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 6: And then that's why one of them was like, well, hey, 110 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 6: I got a bottle of tequila. I snuck in here. 111 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 3: This is different. 112 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 6: Next thing I know, my lemonade cup is getting filled 113 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 6: with tequila. Wow, well I gotta drink some because the 114 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 6: listener gave it to me. 115 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course, disrespectful. 116 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,159 Speaker 6: But then the rest of the night I didn't expect. 117 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 6: They just kept coming up and they were like, hey. 118 00:04:59,800 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 2: I. 119 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 6: Around, And then they were like, don't tell anybody else. 120 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 5: There's not enough for everyone. No, the rest you got drunk. 121 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 7: You fought somebody. What happened? 122 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,799 Speaker 5: No, I stayed responsible. 123 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 6: If our bosses are listening, I stopped that one side. 124 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 5: Our listeners never failed to impress me. 125 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:22,720 Speaker 1: People. 126 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, dang, all right, Jeffrey, one's on your mind. 127 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: I've never told you all this, But my parents have 128 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 1: this strange tradition where every few years they self publish 129 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: a magazine. It's called Generations. 130 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 3: No way, are you really There's a reason I don't 131 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 3: talk about Okay, I don't want any Wait, is it 132 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 3: like a family? 133 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 4: Like one of those newsletters that you get at Christmas time? 134 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: It's filled with pictures and write ups about how every 135 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,160 Speaker 1: single person in my whole extended family is doing. 136 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 5: It's like up what rich people do the. 137 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 3: Issue is coming out, and my dad sent me my blur. 138 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 3: Oh were you nervous? We're excited. I don't want anything 139 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 3: to do with it, but can read it. 140 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: I want to read you at least part of how 141 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: he described my life okay, because it says while attending college, 142 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: Jeff did not show interest in clinical work, scientific research, 143 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: or teaching. He also chose not to pursue opportunities in 144 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 1: pre med or business. 145 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 5: What you old college like fifteen years ago? 146 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 3: This is part of the write up. 147 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 1: Instead, he graduated with a BA in psychology. 148 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 5: Oh, there's some disappointment in that tone, and. 149 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: Then posted the wrong year of my graduation, no, off 150 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: by six years? 151 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 4: What? 152 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,119 Speaker 5: Oh wow? 153 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 3: Then he finished it off. 154 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,799 Speaker 1: With a fluke comedy bit became the opening for Jeff's 155 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 1: unsuspecting rise in radio. 156 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 5: Oh so that's he's not happy about it. 157 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:54,359 Speaker 1: Clearly, my parents are proud of my life trajectory and 158 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: career choices. 159 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 5: Really up to date with where you're currently at in life. Yeah, 160 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 5: why do I feel you're being written out of the will. 161 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: If I can't wait to get the magazine out of 162 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: my mailbox and read just how proud my family is. 163 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: At least I made it this year the text into 164 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two, and you can tell us 165 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: what's been on your mind. 166 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 3: It's brooken Jeffrey in the Morning 167 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.