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Speaker 1: Right now, it is time for the nephew and today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone called Nephew, Happy Valentine's Day? What you got

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Speaker 1: for us? Happy Valentine? Shit?

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Speaker 2: All right, I gotta praank for you. Before that, I

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Speaker 2: want to give a big shout out to one of

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Speaker 2: my boys, Marcus d Wiley. Marcus D Why straight up,

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Speaker 2: straight up the Willa Ridge High School, Missouri City. Marcus

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Speaker 2: is dropping dropping his first comedy special on YouTube and

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Speaker 2: the title of it is Marriage Is Major Surgery. That's

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Speaker 2: how bought Marcas D. Wiley straight up out of Houston.

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Speaker 2: As you know, Marcus is clean comedy. Used to be

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Speaker 2: on the air with Elana Ands and that's our boy.

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Speaker 2: That's how ride It died to Houston, Texas. So I

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Speaker 2: want to show a man love, man and much much love.

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Speaker 2: Hope you hope you hit the home run, baby, I

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Speaker 2: know you will.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't saw it, Tommy.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't saw the show when he was touring in

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Speaker 2: when he was prepping for it.

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Speaker 1: It is absolutely dynamic, man. It is a mark and you.

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Speaker 2: See this show, Marriage is Major Surge. I love the title.

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Speaker 2: So congrat to you man. YouTube special. Y'all go check

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Speaker 2: him out. Coming up here. It is the prank of

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Speaker 2: the day. Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery. It's time

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Speaker 2: to get on into this stupid cat dog.

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Speaker 1: Get your clill. Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I

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Speaker 1: gotta give you guys a call. I got a delivery.

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Speaker 1: I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendrew Kendrew, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Kendrem lives here. That's my wife. But I didn't order.

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Speaker 1: I didn't order anything for her. For her from Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty.

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Speaker 1: You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine.

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Speaker 1: And I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,

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Speaker 1: that's coming to you all. Play so all right, I

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Speaker 1: can let me let me let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: You at six West Down? Is that you? Yeah? That's me.

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Speaker 1: But uh again, there's there must be some clerical error

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Speaker 1: typo because like I just told you, man, I didn't

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Speaker 1: boxes and Chenne, it's about seven boxes. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's just looking at the total here, that

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Speaker 1: adds up to about six hundred something dollars. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I got flowers, no partner, we just gonna I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna take it at dinner and we're just gonna do

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Speaker 1: our thing. But there was there was There was no

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Speaker 1: delivery schedule from me enough folds, especially not at at

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Speaker 1: seven o'clock at no partner you got it. If there's

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Speaker 1: something wrong, well you are you you're not gonna be there?

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Speaker 1: Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a

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Speaker 1: delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's

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Speaker 1: not happening. Man. Well let me tell you. I got flowers,

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Speaker 1: two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys.

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Speaker 1: We're all all that stuff. I have all that stuff

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Speaker 1: loaded to be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude,

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Speaker 1: obviously there's a communication breakdown between you and me player

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Speaker 1: because I didn't order that, right, But you're telling me

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Speaker 1: the But what the problem I'm having is that you're

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Speaker 1: telling me I have the right address. You know the

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Speaker 1: name of the person Kendrick, which is your wife. Right. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so far so good man. But uh, as far as

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Speaker 1: me ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not

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Speaker 1: accepting it because I didn't pay for it. I did

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Speaker 1: not order. I mean, I mean it's already it's already paid.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me just look at the name here

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Speaker 1: on the here is here is right here. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: got Devin. What would you say? I said, Devon, that's

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Speaker 1: that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's my wife's ex husin. So either you and him

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Speaker 1: are in cahoots with each other to do this and

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Speaker 1: and and try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded.

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Speaker 1: All right, So I'm gonna make this you. I listened

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Speaker 1: to you, so you listen to me. This is what

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Speaker 1: I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand

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Speaker 1: you have a job to do, but if you bring

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Speaker 1: those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: this is what's going to happen. Those roses, those storms.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear

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Speaker 1: end that the only way that they see sunshine is

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Speaker 1: when you open your mouth. So do not, I repeat,

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Speaker 1: do not. You and Devin, y'all can take this and

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Speaker 1: you can do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can

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Speaker 1: play with the second toys y'all can do whatever you

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Speaker 1: are to red roses, petals and all that other stuff.

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Speaker 1: Y'all can do what you need to do. Not show

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Speaker 1: up at my crib tomorrow because it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: here's the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated

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Speaker 1: to make the drip. I have to make this drive

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Speaker 1: or then I don't get it. You know, I get

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Speaker 1: chewed out that I didn't do my job because this stuff. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so would what would you rather be che chewed out?

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Speaker 1: Have throws up your rear end? Let's hold down, let's

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Speaker 1: flad down in. What you're not gonna do is to

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Speaker 1: hold off you fen the doc was you bring? You bring? Okay?

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Speaker 1: All right, I won't do the flowers. I'll use the

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Speaker 1: sex toys for you. So you got a choice. You

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Speaker 1: got flowers. Let's let me let me say this as

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Speaker 1: professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to be as

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Speaker 1: pool as possible, but you ain't listening to me. Do

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Speaker 1: not bring the delivery. Okay, you can drop them off

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Speaker 1: at the curve. Then you get credit for and whoever

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Speaker 1: walk past and up and down the street. They can

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Speaker 1: pick it up, but do not come to my front

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Speaker 1: door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign and

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Speaker 1: accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off at

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Speaker 1: the door, sir, I'm telling you now, I gotta drop

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Speaker 1: them off at the door. The problem I'm having is

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Speaker 1: you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up my

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Speaker 1: Now we got a problem just listening to this whole scenario.

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Speaker 1: I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe Devin does

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Speaker 1: something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man, you

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Speaker 1: what what's work? Where are you going at with this?

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Speaker 1: All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't

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Speaker 1: make this drop? Why am I that Devon sunder that?

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Speaker 1: Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased

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Speaker 1: for her? And if you need why, I don't need

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Speaker 1: to ask Devin because he's better not show his face

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Speaker 1: up over here. You can take it home and give

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Speaker 1: it to your girl if you want to. I'm not

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Speaker 1: giving my girl anything that I adn't buy for her.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, you think so if you if

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna give your girl anything that you didn't

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Speaker 1: buy for her, why am I going to accept something

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Speaker 1: for my girl that I didn't buy for her. I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna tell you that you gotta accept it. But

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, is not remember it you bring out to

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Speaker 1: my house, I gotta accept it. And I'm telling you now,

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Speaker 1: don't even bring it to my house. Maybe maybe mister

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Speaker 1: Devin know what she likes. She looks like obviously she's

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Speaker 1: gonna watch him no more. She wants me a heed

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Speaker 1: of the flower delivery person just like her ex husband.

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Speaker 1: I'm swooing he needs bumping and whooping. That's all I

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Speaker 1: got to say. Two words, but bringing someone whooping, so

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Speaker 1: you might as well come on now so you can

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Speaker 1: go home after you get this woopan Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me let me say this. At the end of

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Speaker 1: the day, I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me, yo,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna do something like this. He told me that,

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Speaker 1: who'd you say? Who the hell already told me you

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Speaker 1: was gonna like, who the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy, Isaiah,

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Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendred got me a

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Speaker 1: frank phone call. You You know what you kendrew. All

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Speaker 1: of y'all can show up tomorrow and other y'all gonna

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Speaker 1: get portions of this talent times day. Ooh you got

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Speaker 1: your brother. Chance to cool down now, man to my

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Speaker 1: sweet one and only kindred with all that is in me,

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Speaker 1: I love your baby girl to death. Do us park

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Speaker 1: and it almost came early, but I love you, and

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Speaker 1: that is I've been stupid since. Stupid and stupid. You

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Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying? All right? Oh yeah, you play

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Speaker 1: too much? Not today? This today you do it? This

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Speaker 1: is it. Don't do anything stupid today.

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Speaker 2: I'm not Lexington, Kentucky the nef you come to town.

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Speaker 2: That's March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen comedy. All Broadway tickets

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Speaker 2: on saying right now, stupid only come around once every

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Speaker 2: eight nine years, so you better get your.

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Speaker 1: Ticket, all right now? Do you? Thank you? We will

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Speaker 1: do just that