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Speaker 1: there it is, there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that

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Speaker 1: facts Domino and Chubby Checker existing in the same universe

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Speaker 1: is proof that all of this is a very, very

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Speaker 1: silly simulation. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The problem with

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Speaker 1: the argument about the matrix is that they didn't address

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Speaker 1: how funny the matrix is. Whoever invented the matrix is

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Speaker 1: fucking hilarious. You made two fat boys named themselves after

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Speaker 1: game pieces. That's that's amazing, and we should celebrate the

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Speaker 1: matrix rather than running from it. Fuck you, Neo. I'm

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Speaker 1: staying in this bitch, if it's gonna be this goddamn funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Nankston common as always coming in hot baby,

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Speaker 1: You know how I do. I don't never come in regular.

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Speaker 1: And I could come in like a decent human being

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Speaker 1: one of these days and just say hello everyone. Nice,

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Speaker 1: Nice to have you here with us, so that we

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Speaker 1: I miss them, dearly Chubby. That's You'll be in my

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Speaker 1: it's my guest today. He's so funny. You know him

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Speaker 1: Please give it up from my guests, Mr IFFI, why

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Speaker 1: the ways? Hey, I almost kind of wish that I

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Speaker 1: people who I did podcast, what's still gonna release that episode?

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Speaker 1: Are they gonna do like a somber preamble where they're like,

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Speaker 1: is intro. Yeah, because that's how you know something sad

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Speaker 1: very much. Rest in peace, you know, Condolen Stewart family

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Speaker 1: know when all these white people like going to the

424
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: cannibal tribes and like ship like that, Like that's what

425
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: you're expecting. But if you got seventy five racks, now

426
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: you got that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got some brand.

427
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: You ain't you? You ain't out in in in in nature.

428
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: You you was in the city, You was in you

429
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: and you in South Africa with the the the Young

430
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: Rich and African reality show that I was started question

431
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: on Netflix, you were you kicking it with them? Yeah,

432
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 1: And apparently they sell the these things to witch doctors

433
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: who who, like you said, are at least adjacent enough

434
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: to like resources that they have seventy five dollars to

435
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: drop on this ship. Like it's not these are not

436
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,959
Speaker 1: the have nots. These people with actual money. That's nuts.

437
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: That is that just is because that means that there

438
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: is a whole like level of like people who were

439
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: like we were making bread, We're moving forward, but also

440
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: we're still doing this type of ship Like it truly

441
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: feels like like you know, once again and this is

442
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: this is once again how we're gonna spend it and

443
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: turn on the white man. We got so many white

444
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: horror stories when when could be eating on this right here.

445
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: What you're doing, get yourself a black director, because you can't.

446
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: They already as to touch this one. He's gonna get cooked.

447
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: He's gonna get cooked. If you try and do this,

448
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna have to hit up like Coogler

449
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: or Jordan. Yeah, you know, because like this this is it.

450
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 1: But it's like that is like wild and it but

451
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: funny enough, it does relate in that same way right

452
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,719
Speaker 1: where we talk about like this is such a wild

453
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory, like like how does one carry on to that?

454
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: And it is that thing of you you just never

455
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: skepticize about it. You just kind of be like yeah,

456
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,959
Speaker 1: like you know, you know, my my grandma told me,

457
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: you know, albino people come from when you have sex

458
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: in in the day. I'm not gonna question it because

459
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: especially in Black culture and even African culture, you're not

460
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: supposed to challenge your elders. And I think this our

461
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: generation is one of the first generations that were like, nah,

462
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna say funk that, like we're gonna it's like

463
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: the first like when you see like you know, every

464
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: day there's a thing on Twitter about like some some

465
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: black frids me, like, my mom and aunts say this,

466
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: but I'm like nah, and I'm like, yeah, yeah we did.

467
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: We didn't used to do that. You can you can

468
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: necessarily do that. And it's certainly not as emphatically as

469
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: you're saying yeah exactly, like that was some ship you

470
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: have to like you like snuck and did it anyway,

471
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: but you weren't gonna go like toe to toe. And

472
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: I think this is like the product of that where

473
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: you're like, well, if this is what they can see

474
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: that point I think there is. It helps us trace

475
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: some of the logic that landed on your father, right that,

476
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: like this, your dad is probably in a community where

477
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: at least growing up, where he is taught that that

478
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: Albanism is this sort of like cursed, magical thing, and

479
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: so that creates a type of fear for people where

480
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: they go, I don't want to fucking I'll buy no kid.

481
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: I don't want my kid to become mutilated or murdered

482
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: for the way that they look or or existing in

483
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: the world. How can I prevent it? And then some

484
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: dude is like, oh, daytime said, don't don't you eat

485
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: no pussy during the day. Well, first of all, but

486
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, because there's no way this

487
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: dude is pro pussy eating at all. But anyway, don't

488
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: don't do daytime sex. And then and then you'll you'll

489
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: be safe from this thing. And that allows people, to

490
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: your point, a level of comfort inside of this thing

491
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: where although it feels irrational and and scary and all

492
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: of the sort of like heavy words, you go, well,

493
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,479
Speaker 1: as long as I follow this and this rule, maybe

494
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: my kids will be protected from this additional harsh reality. Yeah,

495
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: I think you're right on it. I think that's what

496
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: it is. Now. I'm trying to think of like the

497
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: little kind of like jingles they might have come up

498
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: with to help people remember, see the cat taking nap.

499
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: You should not be able to see that pussy before

500
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: you get the sign it be too dark. And that's

501
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: all right. If the sunlight setting that pussy, you gotta relax. Man.

502
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: It's like the elephant grave yard, so don't go there.

503
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's the origin of you know, uh,

504
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: kiss me where the sun don't shine shine, or you

505
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: might just camp an albino baby. You don't want that

506
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: albino baby, so it just gives me where the sun

507
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: don't shine please obviously, Okay, I don't know that we're

508
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: solving anything here. Yeah, I don't think we're making the

509
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: world a better place. But I do have a few

510
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: more research points that I'd love to throw your way

511
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: after the break, because it gets far more exciting than

512
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: we've already it, truly does. I think you think we've

513
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: peaked out. But my friend, there's so much more to

514
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: dig into. So we're gonna take a break. We'll be

515
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: back with more if you want any way more, my

516
00:31:48,720 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: mama told me, and we are that. Yeah, we're back

517
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: here with more if you want the way more, my

518
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: mama told me. We're still talking about the possibility that

519
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: I'll buy no people. Are they come from your day sex?

520
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: They come from you having sex when the sun is up.

521
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: Don't do it, people, It's not safe. How you can

522
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: love your kids however they come out. I don't know.

523
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: Am I to judge? It's that it never even crossed

524
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: my mind, frankly, the possibility of having and I'll buy

525
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: no job. And maybe that's my own ignorance. I think

526
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: there's like other ship that you would like me, like

527
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: you know, I have a daughter, so like you, you're

528
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: worried about way other ship. You know, before you got autism,

529
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: you got like, you know, you have so many things

530
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: I'll find It was like at the bottom of that

531
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: list for me. And you know when my wife was agnant.

532
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: You you know, you go through all these and all

533
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: these like they warn you when they make you do

534
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: all kinds of blood tests and they check genealogy and

535
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: all these different ways, And at no point was I

536
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: like albino, we forgot to ask. It's like, no, I

537
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: just don't want everything else you're warning me about first,

538
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: and then maybe I was stressed about that a hundred

539
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: years down the line. Yeah, you know, I just want

540
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: to take a quick side or to say there's nothing

541
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: wrong with kids with autism. I was ready to work

542
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: through it. You know what I'm just saying it is

543
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: it is just a very real thing. As a parent,

544
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: you're just like like like, I'm gonna just be all

545
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: the way funky. You just like, I want a normal

546
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: kid that doesn't need any extra attention. Yeah, if they do,

547
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: I'll still love them and will work through it. And

548
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with kids that do. But for me,

549
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: I know that you know, it's gonna be hard slanging

550
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: these jokes yeah, no, I think. I think. I don't

551
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: want any of our listeners to think that we are

552
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: besmirching the differently a old That is not the goal.

553
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: We are merely saying that the tests are very scary

554
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: and Albanism is not a concern when you are being

555
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: presented with all of the different other concerns that are

556
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: that are sitting there. I totally missed that you had

557
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: a kid. Yeah she's she's only five months, so okay,

558
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: so it's okay. Yeah, there was a whole two years

559
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: we weren't seeing any of our friends. Did you have

560
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: that realization that we were like, oh, only kicking with

561
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,959
Speaker 1: some of these friends were at shows, like I never

562
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: act I the pandemic made it clear. I have three friends,

563
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: and I thought I had more. You would ask me

564
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: before the pandamic, I say a thousand friends, yea, And

565
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: my Facebook is honest, five thousand friends what it says,

566
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 1: And it's like, nope, you got three friends, dog and

567
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: uh and some of them you're on rocky terms with something,

568
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: So you gotta be careful. You gotta really learn to

569
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 1: value your friends differently. Oh man, you know we're we

570
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: we we can only grow from that information and now

571
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: people that shows and be like, let's hang out outside

572
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, well I want you to be my

573
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: fourth friend. Okay, let's jump back into this research because

574
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: I promised you that it would get more enticing and

575
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: I did not lie. So Additionally, besides just their limbs,

576
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: parts of the albino people that also are sold on

577
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 1: different markets are like the heart, hair fingernails are all

578
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: sought are all sought after? Her material? And why are

579
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: they sought after? That was the big question that I had,

580
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: is like what are they doing with them? And apparently

581
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: these different silly ingredients can be used for things as

582
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: widespread as fertilizing the soil, winning political elections or football matches.

583
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: And this is my personal favorite, becoming invincible. There are

584
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: some hooping that was some albino fingernails in your pocket,

585
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: you are invincible, see see one. That's hilarious because that's

586
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: such a huge jump from like trying to win an election,

587
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 1: trying to throw your cross invincibility. I will not be touched,

588
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: but I don't mind the hair fingernails, you know, because

589
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,959
Speaker 1: that to me, I'm like, that is a way that

590
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: albinos folks can make money. In Africa, there was like

591
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna clip my ship up and yeah, I'm making

592
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: some bread, you know. Yeah, it's like selling feet or

593
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: dirty panties or whatever it is that that people are into,

594
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: Like you can you can sell your albino fingernails and

595
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: make some some guap off that ship. Yeah. So this

596
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: this one I definitely like because I could just it's

597
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: not a bad deal. Yeah. So so you're not mad

598
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: at at the possibility that that the fingernails have have

599
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: a currency to them. Yeah, I like, I like I've

600
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: that I funk with because you know, I just like

601
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: to imagine like an albino person at home just clipping

602
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: their fingered ales and just counting, you know, some cash,

603
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: and they and they're and they're living a good life.

604
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: No one's trying to murder them, as see. That's what

605
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: I like, the part where they're not being murdered. Well,

606
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: unfortunately that's not the main focus there because for the

607
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: murder parts, there are also additional superstitions that people believe

608
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: that albino parts, and they say parts, but they mean

609
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 1: like their limbs and sort of like essential parts bring wealth,

610
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: power or sexual conquest. And they also believe that having

611
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: sex with a person living with Albanism. Here's HIV and aids.

612
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's that, that's just bad for that person.

613
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: They get. No, I got a lot of people lying

614
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: where it's like no, he's like like I'm clean. I mean,

615
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Like what gonna be? It's like, no, Actually,

616
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: you've just ruined this nice albino man's life. Uh, that's wild,

617
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: even scarier. It's if it can't get scarier. It's not

618
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: some crazy, uncommon occurrence in a number of these countries.

619
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: In fact, so the US and I looked all this

620
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: ship up. The US, apparently, albinism is believed to be

621
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: in about one in twenty thousand. One in every twenty

622
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: thousand people has some version of a albino situation going on,

623
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: but in places like Tanzania, the numbers are closer to

624
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: one in five thousand. That's because everybody fucking them. You think,

625
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: you know, there there's one person who's like length and

626
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 1: if y'all need to relax because this ship is actually

627
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: working out, I'm selling my fingernails and hair and fucking nightly,

628
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: don't don't don't shake the tape, stop hating taking the

629
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: table too much. I'm straight, y'all, leave alone. I mean

630
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: here in a ship. Oh like, oh man, I you know,

631
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: I truly do hope that that's there's that one person

632
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: who is getting the best out of all this, the

633
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: one person who's like, actually, I'm eating it's wild because

634
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Speaker 1: I I read this article from this guy who who

635
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: was born with albuanism and was forced to flee where

636
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: he lived right that basically, like immediately as he came out,

637
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: his dad was told, you should kill that baby and

638
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: sell it because it's gonna be worth crazy money. And

639
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: his dad was like, not fucking killing my baby. And

640
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: so they, you know, they fled. Then they moved to

641
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: like they moved out of the continent. And then eventually

642
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 1: he got older, he turned like forty or fifty or

643
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: some ship, and decided to go back and confront the

644
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: witch doctor that first said that ship, you know, to

645
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: his father, and so he makes this journey back and

646
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: he's like a professor. Now he's a really like smart,

647
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: popular guy, and so he just wants to have a

648
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: reasoned conversation with this person to sort of get a

649
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: sense of like do you realize that you're causing the

650
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 1: damage that you're causing and putting people's lives at risk,

651
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: and he said when he sat down with the witch doctor,

652
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 1: the dude would barely even like entertain half the ship,

653
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: he was saying, And he just kept saying to him, Bro,

654
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're worth, Like you don't fucking

655
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: get it. You know how much money I could get

656
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: for you right now? That's nuts that the it is,

657
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: It is Nutstu, because it really that feels like just

658
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: where we are as a society where it's like I'm

659
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: not even listening to you because I've made up my

660
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: mind and I just need to convince you to let

661
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: me murky right now, like how because because that is

662
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: like a different level of confidence. It's one thing to

663
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: be like I'm not I'm not listening to what you're saying.

664
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: I'm not listening to what you said, and I need

665
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: you to understand that I need you dead. Yeah, it

666
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 1: surely feels like those cartoons where like where Daffy Duck's

667
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: body turns into a turkey, you know what I mean,

668
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: Like you're just staring at him and you're like licking

669
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: your lips, like God damn, I eat the ship out

670
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: of it, just just staring him. He's like a talking

671
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: stack of cash, Like, yeah, I could be invincible right now.

672
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: I could. I could. I could deflect bullets if you

673
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: would just let me. There's a ninety nine percent chance

674
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: that he was charging people to come in and sniff

675
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: that chair. It's like, you don't know, I took a

676
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,479
Speaker 1: picture that was not a final person sitting in this chair.

677
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: Pity bucks coming in here, sitting up the seat. You

678
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: might get temporarybility. You sniff the seat, you'll you'll start

679
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: glowing rainbows like Mario after he eats his strong exactly.

680
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's only gonna last like ten seconds. You're

681
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: gonna be strong as for that ten seconds? Yeah, would

682
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: you rather be invincible for ten seconds or not at all?

683
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 1: Not at all? You gotta go with ten seconds. I

684
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: think that's the easy answer right there. So so this,

685
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: all of this is obviously devastating and and fucked up.

686
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 1: But similarly, albino people, even when they're not being directly attacked,

687
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: apparently face a number of discriminatory issues, including being treated

688
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: with fewer rights and denied education because of their condition.

689
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: So it truly it does not get better even when

690
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: you're not being massacured for albumism, because that is like

691
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 1: I mean, this is funny enough. A racist white person's

692
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: dream is like here and like c c C see

693
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: when they when the when the tables are dirt and

694
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: Darkey's a real racistm Yeah. No, it truly is proof

695
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: that we could have done it too. They just beat

696
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 1: us to the beats many they went over there, they

697
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: stole all the spices they knew. So I'll hit you

698
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: with with one more devastating sort of like tidbit, because

699
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: it truly does not get better inside of any of this.

700
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: And additionally, I should say that even relating to to

701
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: the education and sort of like fewer rights. I've read

702
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: this story about a girl. She's a grown woman now,

703
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: but when she was a girl, she talked about being

704
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: regularly flogged at school, beaten at school because they wouldn't

705
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: consider the fact that she she had an eye condition,

706
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: obviously because she's albino. A lot of them are. They

707
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: have trouble seeing things, certainly up close, and as a result,

708
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: she couldn't see the board. Often she struggled to actually

709
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: make out what was in front of her, and she

710
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 1: was regularly beaten by her teachers and the administration because

711
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: she would go, I can't see stuff and they go

712
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: bitch you line and they just beat the funk out

713
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: of her. Man. This, this is also confirming just another

714
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 1: thing my dad would say, because my you know, whenever

715
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: I did bad at school, he was like, he was like,

716
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: if you do bad at school, I will send you

717
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: to Nigeria and when you get something wrong, they will

718
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: hitt you nuts. And now I'm hearing Nope, that's part

719
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: for the court. How is that gonna help. I'm just

720
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: gonna be fucked up and dumb. It's it's surely wild.

721
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: And my sister, you know, my youngest sister, she's she's

722
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: eleven now, and she lives with my mom in Ghana,

723
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: and they beat the ship out of her. There's a

724
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: man named There's a man named Master Ben who I

725
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: regularly asked about because he apparently has a room filled

726
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: with knes. He just has a bunch of canes that

727
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: he in various thicknesses and lengths that he uses to

728
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: to beat the kids. And my sister gets hit by

729
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,479
Speaker 1: Master Ben. And for some reason, that makes me laugh.

730
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: But for other people, I get it. It's probably illegal

731
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: and corporal punishment is wrong. Blah blah blah. But when

732
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 1: my sister is getting hit. It's funny to me. That's

733
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: that's just that brother relationship. You're like, see, you shouldn't,

734
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: Master Ben. Don't get it wrong. I'm not making this

735
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: up when I truly try to invite Master Been to

736
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: my wedding just to make my sister more stressed. As

737
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: if Masterman wants to come, I will pay the extra

738
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: money to make sure Masterbend has a seat and a

739
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: plate at my way. Are you you're paying a hell

740
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: of Hello Rex just to fly out all those games

741
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: because and I want to seek for each game, each

742
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 1: game gets its own seats. Why why is there all

743
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: these gains in these seats? Are there are no dots?

744
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: And listen, I wouldn't ask too many questions, Master Banking

745
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: hear you, and he ain't gonna he ain't gonna sit

746
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 1: through that too. You don't like that, you know, don't

747
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: like that. So here's the last piece of devastating information

748
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,959
Speaker 1: that I've sort of found in all of this, even

749
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: worse beyond the the beatings, even worse beyond, frankly, the

750
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: the murder and mutilation. If you are managing to survive

751
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: all of that ship. Statistically, it shows that nearly of

752
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: albino people die before the age of forty in Africa

753
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 1: from skin cancer that like they don't even make it

754
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: past a reasonable lifespan because of how little is sort

755
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: of like done to to treat and prepare for the

756
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: sun and the harshness of the sun in Africa. Well, yeah,

757
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: that's the coldest part is because you know Africa and

758
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: Africans like they used to that sun. They it is built.

759
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: Like when I went I've never been sunburned my whole life. Yeah,

760
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: but I went to Nigeria and I immediately I didn't

761
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: get I got like sunburned and heat rashed. And I

762
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: was like, that's when I knew ship was real because

763
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't like to me, you you don't consider how

764
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: hot it is. You know it's hot, but you're like,

765
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: what if as hot as human and now that sun

766
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: is hitting you in a whole different wavelength. Yeah, I

767
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: mean you you went out to Ghana, right, so you

768
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: felt that I haven't been to Ghana. I haven't visited

769
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: my mom there yet, but I have been to South

770
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: Africa and South Africa fux Uh. My wife and I

771
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 1: are are pretty much the same skin color, and it sucked.

772
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: Both of us are real bad that's tough. And we

773
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: were lather, you know what I mean. It's not like

774
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: I went in there with EGO. I know what the

775
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: funk was like, you know what I mean. I wasn't

776
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: like a bad boy about this ship. Yeah, I was lathering.

777
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: But it's a different fucking sun, you know what I mean.

778
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 1: And that is that is like the at the African

779
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: sun is something else. I did go in with Ego.

780
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: I didn't wear sunscreen once and then I tried to

781
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: do it after that. Guess I gotta damn well if

782
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: this is this started off real silly and then it

783
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: just hurt turned heartbreaking for albino people. But maybe maybe

784
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: this was informative. Maybe we help them know what to

785
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: prepare for and where to stay away from should they

786
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: decided to go traveling. Shout out. If you're out bino

787
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: and you've seen the return, go ahead and you don't

788
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: just don't return. Don't return until I'm gonna talk to

789
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: some people. Yeah. Yeah, Lets we'll write to you. We'll

790
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: write you a letter in big words because we want

791
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 1: you to be able to read it. We'll write big

792
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: old letters and we'll say, hey, it's safe to come

793
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: visit now that we checked it out here. We checked

794
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: it out. I pressed a few people. Master being got

795
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: his knees taken away. He ain't I'm gonna. I'm gonna

796
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: because now it's like I just know now, if I'm

797
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: in Nigeria and I see someone out bino, I'm about

798
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: to break out bread on them. Home I heard about.

799
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: I know what you're going through here. Come on, you

800
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: ain't even gotta give me no finger nail. Ye don't

801
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: just find somewhere safe to sleep to night. Please. This

802
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: is for a secure e detail and I want you

803
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: to get the most clappy ist ones, the ones I

804
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: want l a club bouncer energy on all your I

805
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: love that all right? If he could, you could you

806
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,959
Speaker 1: tell the people at at home where they can find

807
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 1: you and what cool should you have going on? H Yeah,

808
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: if you wide away on Twitter and Instagram, watch Grand

809
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: Crew on NBC. It's on Hulu and Peacock now, so

810
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 1: definitely watch that and uh, keep your keep your eyes

811
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: peeled to the show I'm currently working on. Uh, I

812
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: can talk about it because it was announced doing a

813
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: twisted metal show to be on Peacock, So peep that

814
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: when that drops. Fuck yeah, well follow if you watch

815
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: watch Grand Crew, watch Twisted Metal, when that bad Boy

816
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: comes out. That's great. And as always, you can follow

817
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: me and like Saint Kerman on all of the platforms

818
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: and and you can subscribe to the podcast if you

819
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: so choose, and please, if you want to send us

820
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: your conspiracy theories, you can send them to my Mama

821
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: pod at gmail dot com. I would love to hear

822
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: from you. Okay, that's it, by bitch, because of growing

823
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: Davies my crop chips in your mails. A Quala bears

824
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: are racist, the old school players, oldsty money, Martial's defning

825
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: turkey stuff. I can't tell me