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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings that's twenties. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from the USPS. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Janine. Oh, this is Janine. Hey Janine, how

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Speaker 1: are you. I'm okay? Thanks? Well, I am not okay

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Speaker 1: because I'm calling you about your package that has been

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Speaker 1: delayed for quite some time. Um. Yeah, I've checked the

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Speaker 1: tracking and it's been like two weeks already. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: It has been two weeks and so I hope it

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Speaker 1: wasn't anything super important. Well you know it was. It

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Speaker 1: was a birthday present from my boyfriend. And it's late now,

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Speaker 1: so yeah right, yeah, but it's two weeks late. So like,

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Speaker 1: how important is your birthday to him? Are you sure

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Speaker 1: that you want to? I mean, gosh, i'd be rethinking things.

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Speaker 1: I what what wait wait to say? This has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with my boyfriend to do if you guys

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Speaker 1: were slow on the uptake and haven't gone the package, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean boyfriend. Yes, we had we had shipping problems

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Speaker 1: for sure, like, and I'm calling to tell you it's

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Speaker 1: going to be delivered today, by the way, just to

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Speaker 1: let you know that we figured it out. It we

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Speaker 1: will be delivered today, book girl, you're just trying to

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Speaker 1: blame what your girl? Girl, girl girl, don't you want

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Speaker 1: someone that will plan ahead though and think about this

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff? I mean, I don't know how long

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Speaker 1: I care you, and I am just appalled. Who is

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Speaker 1: your supervisor? If I can get your approval, I'll just

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Speaker 1: give you the info on the package and then I

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Speaker 1: will send you up to my supervisor. Okay, fine, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'll just pull it up here and it looks like

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Speaker 1: it's actually um, it's actually oh okay, um, it's actually

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Speaker 1: been delivered. So that's great. So it's been delivered there.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know if you're at home or not,

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Speaker 1: but you can have just started with that for God's sake. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'll just get all right, I'm not at home

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Speaker 1: on Oh thank you for delivering it? Boy? Oh boy?

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Speaker 1: What is that a problem? Um? So this was the

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Speaker 1: birthday present? Yeah for sure, right, and I know we

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Speaker 1: talked about that. I trust me. I won't get into

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Speaker 1: the boyfriend the again. Just um, it was in our

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Speaker 1: warehouse for two weeks and it was missing lost and

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Speaker 1: well it's been two weeks, so I don't you might

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Speaker 1: want to get home and open that up, because I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's alive, it's alive. I hope. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean it's alive? Is it a fish tank or something?

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Speaker 1: What do you so? What? What? What is it? I

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Speaker 1: don't feel comfortable. It's just I would just get home

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Speaker 1: and deal with that package. Are you telling me it's

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Speaker 1: an animal? That you lost an animal in your warehouse

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Speaker 1: for two weeks and it might have died, and that's

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Speaker 1: on you, and we're going to sue you for that.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I never said that. Is that weird?

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Speaker 1: Tell me what it is. All I said is I

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Speaker 1: hope you should go get that package open right now.

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Speaker 1: In theory what it is if it's able to even

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Speaker 1: eat a tree? Oh my god, Oh my god, you're

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Speaker 1: telling me there's a puppy it's been lost for two

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Speaker 1: weeks on my porch. Is that what you're telling me?

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Speaker 1: I never said those words, but I just said, get

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Speaker 1: there and take care of that package, please as quickly

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Speaker 1: as possible. Probably be a good idea, and also have

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Speaker 1: a bowl of water or something. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, you're an idiot, dude, You're a total idiot.

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Speaker 1: And I ain't gonna get you so fired so fast.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call Animal Services and pet and you are

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Speaker 1: going down. Dude, What the Oh my gosh, this is crazy. Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I should tell you that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Now sounds like you're pretty worked up.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yeah, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: Read set you up. What are you talking about? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He wait? Who is this is the radio? Are we

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Speaker 1: on the radio right now? Yeah? This is the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Your boyfriend Reid

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Speaker 1: said that he sent you a package for your birthday

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Speaker 1: and it's been lost for two weeks, so he wanted

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Speaker 1: me to tell you that we found it, and then

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Speaker 1: I made up other stuff about a live animal. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you're having a heart attack. I'm worried about

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Speaker 1: whatever's in that box. Oh God. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubil phone pranks, we'd say mornings on the twenties,