WEBVTT - Hookin You Up with a Psycho Chick

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis duran the Elvis Durant phone, tappen.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really you, Danielle?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Oh, I love this?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Danielle, what do you have?

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<v Speaker 2>So Darren wanted us to phone tap his friend Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>He said he's always trying to meet a nice girl

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<v Speaker 2>and he wanted to set him up with Taylor, who

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<v Speaker 2>is Darren's co worker. So Darren's been really talking her

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<v Speaker 2>up for days and thought it would be funny if

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<v Speaker 2>I called as Taylor.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just a little intense, you intent, All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's Danielle's phone tap. Hi is this Jason? Yes, Hi Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>This is Taylor?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, how are you good? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing pretty good. Your friend Darren gave me your number.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he gave me your number as well. Yeah. He

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<v Speaker 2>told me he's like you guys would be so good

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<v Speaker 2>for each other. So I said, I got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Give him a call. I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, he was telling me that you have

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<v Speaker 1>big hands. Do you have big hands?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, you know what they say about guys with big hands, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Big big hands, big gloves.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not what they say that flirting with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he tell you what I look like?

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<v Speaker 2>He said, you were very attractive because.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm blonde and I have green eyes and I'm five

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<v Speaker 1>ft six that he said, oh my gosh, oh I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do cook sure? Yeah, what's your specialty?

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<v Speaker 2>Especially?

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<v Speaker 1>I make a mean chili? M I like I like

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<v Speaker 1>it hot? Is it hot chili?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really hot?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and then you can we can cool each other

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<v Speaker 2>down with an ice cube afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're talking, Yeah, doesn't that sound?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds good?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice? So do you like kids? What do you like kids? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>They're fun. Just from our conversation, I can tell that

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be a really great dad. Really yeah, yeah I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't have I don't have any kids now,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm hoping to have them soon. Okay, well cool,

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<v Speaker 1>Well where do you see this relationship going? Relationship? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you see this going?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? We need to take Let's let's start with

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<v Speaker 2>the first date and we'll take it from there. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to tell you, just by talking to you though,

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<v Speaker 2>I really think I'm falling in love with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yeah, you're falling in love with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what do you mean know?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we just go out on a date first.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is it gonna take for you to tell

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<v Speaker 1>me you love me? My gosh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it maybe love at first sight, but I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen you yet.

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<v Speaker 1>How much do you make a year?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I have to ask these questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Because when the babies come, I have to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>you can support me and the babies.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about Oh, I can't wait to find out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you go, But are you gonna call me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do my toothbrush.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, thanks, boss, you soon, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright bye. You're really freaked out by that. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna call him back. Okay, Hello, Sorry, dude, I

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<v Speaker 1>miss your call. Dude, that girl Taylor called me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome, dude, out of her mind.

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<v Speaker 1>She's out of her mind. Hot is what she is. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>She's talking about whether I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't even met her yet. There is no way

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<v Speaker 1>in hell that I'm going to go out with that girl. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>The crazier she is, the better in bed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just insane. Hi, Jason, I'm here to tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Daniel narrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Kidding me, you're going to be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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