Speaker 1: Hi. Hi, we're getting right to it. You always look
Speaker 1: so disgusted when you're with me.
Speaker 2: I'm not Why would I be discussed?
Speaker 1: You just have like this disgusted face. The camera's cloudy
Speaker 1: too a little bit. Did you win the last time?
Speaker 1: You wipe that camera clean?
Speaker 2: Well, I have a camera cover on it, so but.
Speaker 1: That cover could be dirty. No, you don't have to.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it. No I should, I should, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it should just be before. What are you using to
Speaker 1: do it with your dirty finger? It is? Now? Your look?
Speaker 1: It looked like there was like a little basoline on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I just rubbed basoline all over my computer.
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes maybe it's on your fingers. You did
Speaker 1: put those stupid finger condoms on it. You wasted all
Speaker 1: of them. I don't understand why you did that.
Speaker 2: I actually put them back in the box.
Speaker 1: You can't do that now they're not sterile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because again I don't really understand what they're used for.
Speaker 1: Start the show, please, and then we'll talk about condoms
Speaker 1: on fingers. Just start. Oh I hate this one, I
Speaker 1: hate it. Get it out together. That's how we were all.
Speaker 1: What's on the calendar, Today's April sixth. It's Wednesday. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Wednesday. Today's my brother's birthday. Happy birthday, Evan.
Speaker 2: It's my birthday month. Yeah, I'm not a birthday month person.
Speaker 2: I'm not someone that usually says that. But happy almost
Speaker 2: birthday to me, and happy birthday to your brother.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: The calendar also says Persian Gulf War ends nineteen ninety one?
Speaker 1: Where were you in nineteen ninety one? Born? Actually no,
Speaker 1: I was still in my mom's stomach. You weren't born yet.
Speaker 1: You were almost born, right, Yeah, you were kicking. You
Speaker 1: were kicking your way out. I was. I remember where
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: I dude, that's so.
Speaker 1: I was working. You weren't even born yet. I was
Speaker 1: working at Richie's Discount. And I remember because yellow ribbons everywhere.
Speaker 1: People had yellow ribbons all over because the war thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the war thing.
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, that's the store where I used to purchase
Speaker 1: or for the store, the cigarettes and candy. That was
Speaker 1: my job. Huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't born. I was still just it's German eating.
Speaker 1: Is that the word? Sure? They had a fifteen year
Speaker 1: old in charge of ordering cigarettes. I mean that's how
Speaker 1: things were in the late eighties early nineties.
Speaker 2: It sounds very safe, sounds very affordable.
Speaker 1: I got to order all the weird ones though that
Speaker 1: nobody smoked. But I would just order them for the shop.
Speaker 1: I had this checklist. There was no computers. I had
Speaker 1: a checklist and I would check off the ones that
Speaker 1: we needed to order, and then most of them would
Speaker 1: sit there for years because nobody smoked Barclay's.
Speaker 2: Didn't Nancy Reagan say not to smoke.
Speaker 1: No, I forget who they don't smoke? People are Oh,
Speaker 1: that was the cigarette mash in the late eighties. So
Speaker 1: who pull it up on your phone please? It was
Speaker 1: a PSA and yes, Andrew, I had the poster on
Speaker 1: my wall. It was called the cigarette mash and you
Speaker 1: could send away for it was from the Ad Council,
Speaker 1: you know. It was one of those things. It was
Speaker 1: in the time of McGruff and woodsy owl. What a
Speaker 1: cigarette and mash? Cigarette mash.
Speaker 3: We don't need them anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't cigarette mash.
Speaker 1: Yeah PSA, Oh my god, yeah, go ahead play it.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 2: This was a New York State Archives thing.
Speaker 1: That's fine, I had. I had the poster on my
Speaker 1: wall and was this only New York or do you
Speaker 1: think so? No, I don't think so. I think it
Speaker 1: was a national campaign.
Speaker 2: Cigarette Mash nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, called the cigarette mash.
Speaker 1: I'm done. Way, No, we don't need him anymore. Hold on, wait,
Speaker 1: don't hear I don't churn it off yet. Come on?
Speaker 2: Definitely, well that was an accident.
Speaker 1: I want to do the cigarette mash. To do it,
Speaker 1: get up and start, give with.
Speaker 3: It, give up the smoke, and get the cigarette mash
Speaker 3: post New York State Health Department, five two thousand, Albany,
Speaker 3: New York one s T two oh.
Speaker 1: Albany cigarette mash. You don't need a man anymore? Are
Speaker 1: you ready for the cigarette mash?
Speaker 2: The fact that you know like that just pop. I can't.
Speaker 1: I had that poster on my wall.
Speaker 2: Between your dare paraphernalia, your mash, cigarette mash, whatever that was.
Speaker 1: I was also in the Smoky the Bear. It's not
Speaker 1: Smoky the Bear anymore, but then it was Smoky the Bear.
Speaker 1: I was in the fan club and would say the Owl.
Speaker 1: I was in both fan clubs.
Speaker 2: Shocked that you had friends.
Speaker 1: Why truly? Why?
Speaker 2: Because I just feel like you were the nark of
Speaker 2: the group. I know you weren't, but.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you these things were all from that book.
Speaker 1: I told you it was one thousand and one things
Speaker 1: you can get free, and so I wrote it and
Speaker 1: sent away for everything.
Speaker 2: So you just felt you needed to get the cigarette
Speaker 2: mash poster. Yes, that was just something that you need
Speaker 2: it in your life.
Speaker 1: I saw that your life. Was it complete without it? No,
Speaker 1: I thought it was great. Cigarette and mash, cigarette mash.
Speaker 1: We don't need them anymore. Cigarette mash. You gotta put
Speaker 1: on your leg warmers and tease your hair up.
Speaker 2: I mean, what would it be for jewels nowadays?
Speaker 1: Or vapes?
Speaker 2: Because all the kids are vaping, they need to see
Speaker 2: this is the problem. They're not doing this for the
Speaker 2: vapes now well, because now they're just like you're gonna die,
Speaker 2: and you wanna die. AD campaigns are not like so
Speaker 2: nutty like they were in the eighties. Yeah, because clearly
Speaker 2: that worked. Everyone just stopped smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 1: I actually started right after that. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: why not.
Speaker 2: Now you'd get your leg warmers on and be like,
Speaker 2: I just want a cigarette mash.
Speaker 1: I was a social smoker in high school. I'll go
Speaker 1: ahead and say it. I'll admit it. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I think you have in the past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And there's like there's like one or two pictures
Speaker 1: of me on the Z one hundred party patrol, like
Speaker 1: at bars and Hoboken, you know, holding a cigarette. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nowadays I could see you doing it and being like,
Speaker 2: oh my.
Speaker 1: God, my lungs, my precious and yeah, well no, toward
Speaker 1: the end of my social smoking days and in like
Speaker 1: the mid to late nineties, I would physically get sick,
Speaker 1: not like throw up sick, I would get a cold,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, oh my god, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: And so it disgusts me.
Speaker 2: Now, well, now they just need to get rid of
Speaker 2: the vapes because the vapes are bad.
Speaker 1: Well, then what's left for kids to do? Not anything
Speaker 1: like that. Oh, I don't know these teenagers, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I mean, those things are insane. And the worst part
Speaker 2: is that I really thought, I really thought for a
Speaker 2: hot second they were going to try and do something
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: And then they did. They didn't because you know what
Speaker 1: they did.
Speaker 2: Now, they don't make them rechargeable, they don't give you
Speaker 2: another cartridge, but you could still go out and buy
Speaker 2: watermelon smash vapes.
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't do anything. Didn't they get rid of
Speaker 1: all the flavored stuff? They outlawed them in many places.
Speaker 2: Need to start it, we need to start the campaign.
Speaker 2: Let's let's look up maybe we could do it to this.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Isn't that our commercial races are cool?
Speaker 2: Babes, aren't cool? Stomp out with your shoe?
Speaker 1: Babe?
Speaker 3: So cool?
Speaker 1: No, babe, so cool? I see where you're trying to
Speaker 1: dump them out with your shoe. It's no.
Speaker 2: I mean, it would be great if I had some,
Speaker 2: you know, support, I'm trying to a songwriting know what
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: I actually have a picture of the cigarette mash poster
Speaker 1: on my wall, and I'm just trying to find it
Speaker 1: because I don't think you believe me. I do.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't think you understand. I want
Speaker 2: one hundred percent believe how much one hundred percent believe
Speaker 2: that you had a cigarette mash poster up?
Speaker 1: Anybody would? It would be you?
Speaker 2: And I wouldn't even be surprised if you go home
Speaker 2: today and you send me a shot a picture in
Speaker 2: your attic, being like, look, I found it.
Speaker 1: That's entirely possible. I feel like I might have rolled
Speaker 1: it up and kept it just for nostalgia sake. A
Speaker 1: hundred again, A hundred percent you did. No, you know what,
Speaker 1: you can't say one hundred percent because it's not one
Speaker 1: hundred percent. I might have. And when you do find it,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to write back to you what.
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you the one hundred emoti that's fine,
Speaker 1: and then I'll put a percent after it, because the
Speaker 1: hundred all its own doesn't mean singing a d We
Speaker 1: don't need a man anymore. All right? So eighties ad
Speaker 1: campaigns love that, right? Yeah again, I only will you
Speaker 1: just picked your nose.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I went like this on camera, looked like you did
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Give a hoot.
Speaker 1: Don't pollute Andy, you you? I just They change a
Speaker 1: lot of the taglines because it used to be only
Speaker 1: you can't prevent forest fires. I remember that, but it's not.
Speaker 1: They change it now it's only you can prevent wildfires.
Speaker 1: What happened to what? And it's the guy with the
Speaker 1: big mustache, he's the smoky the bear. Now smoky Bear,
Speaker 1: it's not the bear anymore? Smoky bear? Is it?
Speaker 2: The guy who was in Blue Bloods.
Speaker 1: It could be ash he was in the the Gaga
Speaker 1: Millie movie, No Lady Gaga. And what's the name, Oh, Sam,
Speaker 1: Sam something or other? The guy with the voice like this, Yes,
Speaker 1: he's Smoky Bear guy with the voice like what he
Speaker 1: has that voice, that really deep voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so does the guy from Blue Blood's.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Look it up and see who the
Speaker 1: voice of a Smoky Bear.
Speaker 2: His name's not Sam Champion, but I know it's Sam something,
Speaker 2: not Sam R.
Speaker 1: Sam Champions. The turtleneck guy on Channel seven.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you something. He's got to change
Speaker 2: those turtlenecks. Somebody's got to tell him. He's looking like
Speaker 2: a super villain every day he comes out and does
Speaker 2: the weather.
Speaker 1: I think that he's been there for so long. Like once,
Speaker 1: once you're like a fixture at a television station, you
Speaker 1: can wear whatever the hell you want and get away
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, he wears these sneakers with a turtleneck
Speaker 1: and just whatever. And then when he gets serious, you know,
Speaker 1: he puts the jacket on Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott, Yeah, I'
Speaker 1: pretty sure that's that's who it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like I could be a good Smokey the Bear.
Speaker 1: It's Smoky Bear the Bear. I don't know why, but
Speaker 1: the the is not there anymore, just smoky bear older.
Speaker 2: You can prevent force fires, wildfires, wildfire change exact guy,
Speaker 2: I guess, why should you guess?
Speaker 1: It's all right? But I don't think you could do
Speaker 1: it the same way every time. That's the thing with
Speaker 1: voice actors. Like if I was a voice actor like
Speaker 1: Penelope uh Rhinoceros that we did for whatever the holmost cereal,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I could do the guys. I
Speaker 1: don't think I could do the same voice every time.
Speaker 1: That always scared me. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I want to be a voice actor like that, But
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do the same voice every time.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I just don't think I could.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm picking up on a lot that you're
Speaker 2: doing today. The coffee gross, No, every time you're talking,
Speaker 2: you keep talking like that.
Speaker 1: Why I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like you'll be making a point and then it'll
Speaker 2: you'll come.
Speaker 1: Back, but you're just a cigurette mash Andrew. It's like
Speaker 1: my breath is taking my breath away. I guess.
Speaker 2: So seriously, got to get those high kickers off or
Speaker 2: leg warmers warm. They were called they came back for
Speaker 2: a minute. Everything is trying to come back. I mean,
Speaker 2: the nineties fashion is really trying hard. I get so
Speaker 2: pissed off every time I see people wear the small
Speaker 2: small glasses, or like the neon framed glasses, or the
Speaker 2: j N Coo jeans, or just the baggy clothing or
Speaker 2: just it's just annoying to me. I cannot stand gen
Speaker 2: Z kids in the nineties obsession. It's weird to me.
Speaker 1: I said something to you about some genes from the
Speaker 1: eighties last week, and you're like, wat's that? And I
Speaker 1: was it Vidal Sassoon? Was it la?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: It was uh la la Sassoon?
Speaker 2: And you were like, what, Yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 2: that is.
Speaker 1: They're jeans. I don't even know what I would type
Speaker 1: in put in eighties. Just put in Sassoon commercial eighties
Speaker 1: and it's ooh la la Sassoon or was it Sassoon?
Speaker 1: I don't know how that was.
Speaker 2: The Fact that they were genes commercials in the eighties
Speaker 2: is cracking me up.
Speaker 1: Why there's been Genes commercials forever? Wranglers, Levi's Sassoon jeans?
Speaker 2: I do remember? Actually cigarette ads in magazines they got
Speaker 2: rid of those though.
Speaker 1: I remember those two and they used to be on TV.
Speaker 1: They got like you would put the Flintstones on and
Speaker 1: they would let you see he's looking at her ass.
Speaker 1: That's so not okay, hey baby, he's gonna get a
Speaker 1: strike now, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the eighties were such a weird time.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's every Chips episode is that. That's it? Seriously?
Speaker 1: Oh La La Sayson, Like that was Loo Panela old
Speaker 1: baseball guy and like this girl's bending over and he's
Speaker 1: looking at her ass jeans and then he scores.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of I feel eighties commercials and even nineties commercials
Speaker 2: it would be like, are you a nerd?
Speaker 1: No, you're not.
Speaker 2: Guess what if you wear this, you're cool?
Speaker 1: Pretty much?
Speaker 2: There are people yep. Oddly, it's like none of these
Speaker 2: commercials yet, creeper, where are jeans that?
Speaker 1: None of them would fly today? No, not a single one.
Speaker 1: Wish you just have a whole episode devoted to like
Speaker 1: eighties hilarity. I mean it's Cobby, Hey, buddy, what's up?
Speaker 1: I see I see you called, but I couldn't I
Speaker 1: couldn't answer. Yeah, oh La La Cson. He's a he's
Speaker 1: a big eighties guy.
Speaker 2: Does he want to.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish, I wish he would come around,
Speaker 1: came here.
Speaker 2: I'll open the door.
Speaker 1: Yere, I got it, I got it. Okay, what's up, buddy. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're recording Bowl Chat. This is the sister podcast to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. So you're not going to edit this out. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is We don't edit this one at all. Everything
Speaker 1: stays in. Okay, Well, how you doing good? Do you
Speaker 1: remember the cigarette mash?
Speaker 3: The cigarette mash the eighties? No? No, okay, Well what
Speaker 3: was it? It was?
Speaker 1: It was an anti smoking campaign in the eighties.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was a monster mash pair.
Speaker 1: No, it was a girl with leg warmers and they
Speaker 1: all danced and sang cigarette mash and they would stomp
Speaker 1: on all the cigarette butts.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about eighties. Uh, you know eighties
Speaker 1: like ad campaigns and PSA stuff, Woodsy the Owl and
Speaker 1: Smoky Bear, those guys, the don't litter guy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the crying Indian. You can't say that anymore, you can't.
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful. He's a crying he was sad.
Speaker 1: He's a sad Native Americas. People are throwing ship out
Speaker 1: in the yard. Well, he's an indigenous person. What is that?
Speaker 1: What it's called? Now? Indigenous people? Hi? Andrew?
Speaker 3: What are y'all doing? Can I have some cereal? If
Speaker 3: I seriously? Can I take a one box home take out?
Speaker 1: You can take the bag from inside the box one
Speaker 1: but we need to keep the boxes for display.
Speaker 3: Okay, the reason I came in, And I'll let you
Speaker 3: get back to your show.
Speaker 1: No, you can sit down and hang out. We have
Speaker 1: an extra mic.
Speaker 3: Do you do you work Saturday mornings anymore?
Speaker 1: On Idea? I do? Yes?
Speaker 3: Will you be here around eight thirty tomorrow morning? I
Speaker 3: will not be here, but I will be working. Oh yes,
Speaker 3: all right, Well we had a we had an employee
Speaker 3: friend at light FM left her badge here and she's
Speaker 3: on the air tomorrow. Oh and she can't get up here.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry anyway. Yeah, so what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Did you pull up a seat? We just talk about whatever?
Speaker 3: What's this podcast called? I'm confused?
Speaker 1: So you know what? And I should really, I should
Speaker 1: really explain this to everybody, because Andrew thinks that everyone
Speaker 1: just understands, but they don't. So we have a podcast
Speaker 1: called Serial Killers right where we talk about cereal.
Speaker 3: And that's what I thought this was going what was happening?
Speaker 1: So when we eat cereal and we let you know
Speaker 1: how it is, blah blah blah. So then Andrew came
Speaker 1: up with this brilliant idea, right, he wanted to do
Speaker 1: another podcast called bowl Chat where we just talk about
Speaker 1: whatever bowl like bowl like a ball like cereal bull
Speaker 1: all right, or a pot right, no, no, smoke a bowl.
Speaker 1: Sure that. But the whole thing, the whole thing is
Speaker 1: that I feel like people that are coming to listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast for serial Talk, right, listen to this
Speaker 1: and they're like, I don't understand. I thought it should
Speaker 1: be too, a completely different podcast, Like if you go
Speaker 1: to the serial Killer's logo, you hear this. Oh it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not a separate podcast.
Speaker 3: This conversation is more mass appeal though, right exactly, because
Speaker 3: you're either a serial fan or not for the serial killers.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Well, Andrew is such a pro
Speaker 3: he I came in here. He's got headphones already. I
Speaker 3: wish I wish you would have gotten you a mic.
Speaker 3: Stand Why why is it on a video though? Oh no,
Speaker 3: w it's on video too. People like to watch the
Speaker 3: the insanity. I can't stay long.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go, You don't have to stay on.
Speaker 3: How many episodes? I don't hear shit? Right now?
Speaker 1: We don't curse on this one.
Speaker 3: Oh, we don't know, can you? Oh? There you go.
Speaker 1: We try not to curse, but it's okay.
Speaker 3: How many episodes? Like what episode is this?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Seven hundred and fifty seven? I have
Speaker 1: no idea we're actually a two fifty. No, because we
Speaker 1: don't number these, we're probably well over three hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and need how many of you get a week?
Speaker 3: Like people listening?
Speaker 1: Andrew thinks that he does, but he just throws numbers
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: Gotti doesn't understand numbers, like whatever, Okay, I need. I
Speaker 2: have questions because you have been friends with Scotty for a.
Speaker 3: Very long Oh yeah, thirty? Has it been thirty years?
Speaker 2: Come closer to the camera. That's way we could get
Speaker 2: him in. No, no, no, all right.
Speaker 3: Juvenile, back that thing up.
Speaker 2: So you've been friends with Scott for a very long
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six, I met Scott with the gold chain
Speaker 2: hanging out of his shirt.
Speaker 1: Gold chain? Can tell? Can we talk about the first
Speaker 1: night that we met each other? So my girlfriend had
Speaker 1: just broke done something stupid and I'm fat.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We didn't me too, We didn't. We were like on
Speaker 1: the verge of breaking up whatever she she like screwed
Speaker 1: me over. And so Cubby's first night, it was like
Speaker 1: the crossover where I would come into the studio when
Speaker 1: he was finished and he'd be like, hey, man, and
Speaker 1: I threw my backpack down on the table. My big
Speaker 1: fat gold chain is hanging out right, And what did
Speaker 1: I say?
Speaker 3: I don't remember the exact words, but you're like, fucking
Speaker 3: chick man. It took her to of Ahamas and and
Speaker 3: and you were like, I'm like, wow, this is typical
Speaker 3: New Yorker right here. He's coming right out of the
Speaker 3: gate here with fucking shit. And you had your I'm
Speaker 3: sorry we can't cuss on this, but it happened. But
Speaker 3: then you had your You were like so new York
Speaker 3: to me, and I'm like this guy, I don't know
Speaker 3: if he's my friend yet or if I'm going to
Speaker 3: be an enemy with this guy. I really know what
Speaker 3: And now he ended up being my best friend.
Speaker 1: We became lifelong friends, right, lifelong friends, and Spa ribs
Speaker 1: and chocolate milk came later than that right.
Speaker 3: Spa ribs and chocolate milk was a quote that I
Speaker 3: said one time to you. We were talking about like,
Speaker 3: you know, when you're on the teetering, on the age
Speaker 3: of on the edge of vomiting. Yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you know what, eat some spare ribs and chocolate milk.
Speaker 3: Put that in your tummy, and that'll just do it.
Speaker 3: That'll put you over the edge.
Speaker 1: So I brought in spa ribs and chocolate milk.
Speaker 3: One night and we tried it and it was good.
Speaker 3: It was actually pretty good. But if you're teetering, maybe
Speaker 3: you know that you know when you have to throw up,
Speaker 3: you don't want to, but you know you better you did, right.
Speaker 1: Speaking of teetering, do you remember when we went to
Speaker 1: Virginia Beach and we went to Harris Teeter the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Of course we've never heard of it until then, that's right,
Speaker 1: And we went and we bought. This is how juvenile
Speaker 1: that we were and still kind of ore, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: So we went and we bought all kinds of products,
Speaker 1: sauces and fruits and things, and we would just like
Speaker 1: drive over them with the car, like we would stop
Speaker 1: in the street and put out a bottle of barbecue
Speaker 1: sauce and just like spin the wheels over it until
Speaker 1: it exploded.
Speaker 3: Well, think of the money we spent too on something
Speaker 3: that was just being blown up, or like we would
Speaker 3: spend andrew like fifty sixty dollars and then run over
Speaker 3: mustard and ketchup and.
Speaker 1: But it was loads of fun. Really it was on Friday, and.
Speaker 3: Then when Jackass came out, we were like, we were
Speaker 3: doing this shit for years.
Speaker 2: That's right, He's always claimed this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's right. I have videos from way before Jackass
Speaker 1: that were much Jackass here. Well not really, We're not.
Speaker 3: Like we never did anything where we hurt ourselves. We
Speaker 3: never did a golf cart over a rock and all that,
Speaker 3: but we came close. I mean we were the king
Speaker 3: of pranks for sure.
Speaker 1: I really think that. And I think it would be
Speaker 1: a huge TikTok thing, like we should put out old
Speaker 1: videos of our shenanigans, you know, in like fifteen twenty
Speaker 1: second clips, ones that wouldn't imitate anybody from anything.
Speaker 3: Well, like Frank and the shaving cream. Yeah, like that
Speaker 3: one stands out. Frank is a good friend of ours.
Speaker 3: He was asleep on his couch and we put shaving
Speaker 3: cream all over his mountha.
Speaker 1: No, we put shaving cream in his hand and then
Speaker 1: you tickled him or something and we ran away and
Speaker 1: I put the camera on. He goes and he slammed
Speaker 1: his hand on his face and he got shaving cream.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that would that be funny to
Speaker 1: other people? Or is it just funny to us because
Speaker 1: we lived it and we knew him.
Speaker 3: No, No, it would be funny to other people, because
Speaker 3: how many times do you laugh at TikTok people? You
Speaker 3: don't know? You're right and you and you'll, So why
Speaker 3: not let's repurpose something.
Speaker 1: I really think that I should sit down with that
Speaker 1: tape and I should just make quick snippets and we
Speaker 1: should make a TikTok channel and just put these things
Speaker 1: on there. And I think it would be huge.
Speaker 2: You had to cut video.
Speaker 1: I don't there it is.
Speaker 3: What's the prob? That's good? Point? Andrew?
Speaker 2: Well, most of them are think it's put in my
Speaker 2: lap and then you didn't cut it right.
Speaker 1: Most of them are did well because you don't know.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. You don't really know the footage.
Speaker 3: Most of them.
Speaker 1: Most of them are digitized now, so I have them
Speaker 1: on a on a stick somewhere. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just it's a big project. But it's something i'd
Speaker 1: like to do one day because I think, you know,
Speaker 1: those tapes should have a second life.
Speaker 3: I'm just happy you have it on tape. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: have like a good three hours of footage, right, three
Speaker 3: hundred No, but when you put together the best of
Speaker 3: oh yeah, the two combined me for three hours.
Speaker 1: Sure. But now I'm thinking, like, if we go back
Speaker 1: and watch all the footage that is not on the
Speaker 1: best of stuff, there's probably some really good things there too.
Speaker 1: People that are dead, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Right right, Well, they not because of what we did.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 3: Just not old.
Speaker 1: Just just you know, people from our past that are
Speaker 1: no longer with.
Speaker 3: Us, right right. Do you know where they are, by
Speaker 3: the way, because I think there seems to be an
Speaker 3: urban legend that we always lose them.
Speaker 1: No, They're in my basement. I have every single one
Speaker 1: of them, and I have them all labeled, so I
Speaker 1: know what's on all of those.
Speaker 3: Andrew, do you remember when I am Of course you
Speaker 3: don't remember. Did you hear what I scared Scottie at
Speaker 3: my house?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: He was getting ready for a shower.
Speaker 1: No, you'd love it because I scare very easily right,
Speaker 1: you know that because people do it here all the time.
Speaker 3: He was getting ready for a shower, and he was
Speaker 3: staring at himself in the mirror, naked, naked, just staring
Speaker 3: at himself. And he didn't shut the door all away.
Speaker 3: It was cracked, And so I turned the video camera on.
Speaker 3: The video cameras back in the day came with little captions.
Speaker 3: They would automatically would show up like Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and.
Speaker 1: Our new baby was stuck on it it.
Speaker 3: Said our new baby or yeah, I did it said
Speaker 3: our new baby. And I go who because.
Speaker 1: Ah, And I ripped the curtains.
Speaker 3: Ripped the curtain down, covered his junke. That would that
Speaker 3: would win money on AFV It might.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we never sent that in.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people didn't understand the whole
Speaker 3: caption on there though they don't know there was I
Speaker 3: was just gooving off right that that would would not
Speaker 3: have made any sad. How many minutes into this are we?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Did we go about an hour?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, twenty minutes it's a commercial break.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well we'll be back more with Cubby right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 3: No, I'm leaving. This is great, I really.
Speaker 1: And we're back.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1: This is a very professional setting. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: Don't you think the better podcast are the ones that
Speaker 3: don't get edited. They're not overthought.
Speaker 1: It's funny because not edited. It's funny because for the
Speaker 1: first maybe one hundred and fifty two hundred episodes of
Speaker 1: Serial Killers, I would scrutinize everything and I would edit
Speaker 1: everything in the vox pro over there, right, you know,
Speaker 1: and I would take out all the breaths and the
Speaker 1: uzz and the whatever is because I just thought a
Speaker 1: cleaner podcast. I thought people like to hear a more
Speaker 1: quality product. But since we started using the Superman box here,
Speaker 1: I don't waste my time doing that anymore. And it
Speaker 1: sounds fine because it's just natural. Just is what it is.
Speaker 3: Andrew, you know, what do you bring to the table?
Speaker 1: The microphones? That's it? Thanks Scott.
Speaker 2: I basically am just here to call Scott old.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: How old are you now? Though I'm gonna be thirty one?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: How old are you when you started here?
Speaker 1: I was an intern at eighteen? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, I can't believe like thirty, you're still young. He
Speaker 3: was born in nineteen ninety one. That is nuts.
Speaker 2: It's we could actually today quote unquote is what is it?
Speaker 2: Persian Golf Remembrance Day?
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, the Persian Golf War ended on this
Speaker 1: day in nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 2: I wasn't born yet.
Speaker 1: Remember the yellow ribbons all over the place?
Speaker 3: Forgot how short it was then because it started in January.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, I don't, I don't know. I just I
Speaker 1: just I just remember how patriotic everybody was at the time.
Speaker 1: I told Andrew, And that's it brought up the cigarette thing.
Speaker 1: I was working in the store at the time, and
Speaker 1: we were selling yellow ribbon by the by the spoolful
Speaker 1: because everyone was tying them around the trees and stuff.
Speaker 1: And that's when I was ordering cigarettes for the store,
Speaker 1: because that's what I did when I was fifteen.
Speaker 2: Did you know him when he smoked cigarettes socially?
Speaker 1: Early on? Probably early on, yeah, very early on the
Speaker 1: promotion days. Yes, we would go to the bars and
Speaker 1: Hoboken or wherever. And yeah, was it to foo to
Speaker 1: quit or were you doing it so casually? No matter? No,
Speaker 1: I like I was telling, Andrew just started making me
Speaker 1: physically ill, So I just please don't fart. Oh, come on, peace,
Speaker 1: Christ did you really just fart into the mic? It's
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 2: They used to laugh and stuff like that, you know,
Speaker 2: shocked that you two are friends.
Speaker 1: No zero, no, I I yes, you're right, I would
Speaker 1: if it hurt your chest.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: I I fell down the stairs the other day. I
Speaker 3: hurt my ribs on Wednesday. Today's Friday. I fell down
Speaker 3: the stairs.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, today is Wednesday.
Speaker 3: No, it's oh. Oh, I'm sorry to everybody. What's going on?
Speaker 3: So last week I don't mean to divert you, but
Speaker 3: last week I thought of remember when Lucas's wife fell
Speaker 3: down the stairs bird and she called in and then
Speaker 3: we recorded it.
Speaker 1: We laughed at her, Yeah, we laughed. She went, honey,
Speaker 1: she used to call no, she used to call him daddy,
Speaker 1: so she was I fell down the stairs and we
Speaker 1: just started laughing hysterically, and she got so pissed and
Speaker 1: hung out.
Speaker 3: So I fell down the stairs last week, and why
Speaker 3: didn't you call me? And I tried to break the
Speaker 3: fall and I hit her rib and I thought it
Speaker 3: was broken, But it ends up in the end up
Speaker 3: being a bruise.
Speaker 1: How do you try to what do you like, would
Speaker 1: you stick your hand out? Like how do you break
Speaker 1: a fall? Well?
Speaker 3: I tried to grab on anything I could, but you
Speaker 3: hurt yourself work the chest first and I twisted over
Speaker 3: and I was in a fetal position all by myself.
Speaker 3: Celine Dion called, and.
Speaker 1: That's another thing that you may not know about us.
Speaker 1: And I try to do it with you every once
Speaker 1: in while, and you're like, what like if you say
Speaker 1: a song title myself, we'll say the artist, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: And I know that one and the only we decided
Speaker 1: that the only way to end the game is if
Speaker 1: the actually if you say it to the actual artist,
Speaker 1: like if he said that to Celine Dion And then
Speaker 1: he said, all right, Selene Dion, I wish she was there.
Speaker 3: Don't we think the game end?
Speaker 1: Oh? We ended it.
Speaker 3: I forget what artist Jackson? I think Janet Jackson. I
Speaker 3: think it was Janet. Was it again a big one? No?
Speaker 3: We said something like all for you.
Speaker 1: And then you and I just looked at each other
Speaker 1: one yeah, because I don't think we said all right
Speaker 1: Jana Jackson to Janet Jackson.
Speaker 3: It was a big one. I remember was a big
Speaker 3: artist and tend the game is over.
Speaker 1: You would think that we would, we would have a
Speaker 1: good recollection of exactly what it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we're lying. Maybe we're lying to ourselves. I
Speaker 3: don't know, all right, David Cassidy.
Speaker 1: Damn it all right? Ow what song is that from?
Speaker 1: Could we just explain really quick? Because Kuby just kind
Speaker 1: of busted in here. So Kubby started working at Z
Speaker 1: one hundred here in New York in nineteen ninety six,
Speaker 1: and he did knights and I came on after him.
Speaker 1: I worked on a show called Love right, So that's
Speaker 1: when we first met, Like it was probably like June
Speaker 1: ninety six, earlier April April ninety six.
Speaker 3: And I only did afternoons through the summer, and then.
Speaker 1: You were doing night I'm sorry you did nights.
Speaker 3: I did nights. Then they moved me to afternoons, right,
Speaker 3: And you did love Phones exactly. You were the guy
Speaker 3: behind the scenes for Love Phones, right.
Speaker 1: So I would produce Love Phones at Z one hundred,
Speaker 1: and I would sleep on that nasty, disgusting couch and secaucus.
Speaker 3: Oh the DNA on that Seriously.
Speaker 1: I covered that couch with fifteen T shirts thick, that's
Speaker 1: how disgusting that couch was it was in the jock lounge, so,
Speaker 1: you know whatever the DJs hung outugh and and so
Speaker 1: then I would sleep there and I would work the
Speaker 1: morning show the next morning, and that was that was
Speaker 1: my day. It was just miserable, but I was you know,
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty, right, it was good times. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you used to drive from Long Island to secaucas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was. It was a mess.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And and look at look at look how good
Speaker 3: you've done. You've been You've been with the company since
Speaker 3: ninety five, ninety five, right, yeah, it's paid off. What
Speaker 3: did you think of me when you first met me?
Speaker 1: I just thought you were some hick from down south.
Speaker 3: It was this south, Yeah, well born and raised in
Speaker 3: Virginia be In then south, isn't it? Ye that it's pretty
Speaker 3: right on the They call it the edge of the
Speaker 3: of the South border or whatever, like you're south after
Speaker 3: Virginia Beach early.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Mountain Dew country.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and then my radio career took me to Houston,
Speaker 3: and then Houston is when I met Tom Pullman and
Speaker 3: Sharon Dast and we came up here, huh in ninety six.
Speaker 1: I had no idea, Yeah, so then so Kubby was
Speaker 1: here for many many years. Then he went and did
Speaker 1: mornings that k to you down the hall. Now he
Speaker 1: does mornings that light a m down the hall. And
Speaker 1: he'll be here forever, which is great.
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope you never know. But do you
Speaker 3: remember the day Elvis started doing mornings? That was my
Speaker 3: first day at Z one hundred wow, April twenty. I know,
Speaker 3: technically you guys did an anniversary in May and that
Speaker 3: was a big debate. But his first day on the air,
Speaker 3: I believe was April twenty third or fourth of ninety six,
Speaker 3: and that was my first day at work. And I
Speaker 3: remember they had a margarita machine and I'm like, man,
Speaker 3: this is New York, baby, they're drinking at eight am.
Speaker 2: I like that, it's New York. But you were in Secaucus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was hard to get past.
Speaker 1: Well, if you watch the documentary, it was he one
Speaker 1: hundred worse to first. The documentary that out right now,
Speaker 1: it showed those were the early days when we started
Speaker 1: in Secaucus. And that's it's very interesting too. I mean
Speaker 1: it was a circus even you know, when we were
Speaker 1: doing the morning show there smoking in the studio. We
Speaker 1: had turkeys running around like it was.
Speaker 3: It was on Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Thanksgiving week, I remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we always had we Wednesday before Thanksgiving. You guys brought
Speaker 3: turkeys into the studio, those twenty of them.
Speaker 1: What they would do is you know those trucks that
Speaker 1: you see every once in a while that have those
Speaker 1: crates and those live birds in them.
Speaker 3: So they so I'm sorry, I just thought, crack me up.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I actually was thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear it back.
Speaker 1: So they brought this guy came came up with a
Speaker 1: hand truck or whatever you call it, and had crates
Speaker 1: of turkeys and would put them right outside the studio
Speaker 1: and then they would just open the doors and the
Speaker 1: turkeys would just run all over the building, shooting everywhere. Yes,
Speaker 1: it smelled so disgusting. Yeah, and and and then of
Speaker 1: course the whole thing was is we were feeding turkeys
Speaker 1: to the turkey. I just looked at myself. So we were.
Speaker 1: We would get like turkey from the deli department, a
Speaker 1: couple of pounds of it, and we'd feed turkey to
Speaker 1: the turkeys.
Speaker 3: Do you know how that would not fly? Right now?
Speaker 1: No either today?
Speaker 3: Sorry that was good, but I mean you were talking
Speaker 3: about that on the radio, how you were doing that?
Speaker 1: That's right, people get pissed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would get really mad right about now.
Speaker 1: There's so much stuff that we did then that you
Speaker 1: would be fired for and canceled. Now, Oh, holy hele
Speaker 1: and a ham basket a hundred Okay, I've just checked.
Speaker 1: Has he complained about this to you at all? I
Speaker 1: don't talk to Cubby much as it makes me sad.
Speaker 3: I know it does make me sad too, But I
Speaker 3: got to tell you now, I have two kids, so
Speaker 3: I know what Scotty was going through early on because
Speaker 3: your kids have all grown up and they're lovely, but they're.
Speaker 1: Not quite grown up. But yeah, well they're how old
Speaker 1: are they? Ten and fourteen?
Speaker 3: Okay? You're far removed from two your three months, right,
Speaker 3: which I have? And that's I'm so busy.
Speaker 1: Is that vomit on your shoulder? Is that like forming
Speaker 1: a mom spaghetti?
Speaker 3: Get the did you get that?
Speaker 2: I did? Eminem?
Speaker 3: Yeahine, anyway, I gotta go. I just came to say, Hi,
Speaker 3: what should I do with this badge situation?
Speaker 1: I don't know who was here?
Speaker 3: Does anybody work? I know, like we're all hybrid now,
Speaker 3: but is anybody here in the morning on Saturdays.
Speaker 1: Everyone is trying to stay home as much front desk
Speaker 1: person downstairs, they I don't know if I trust that.
Speaker 3: I talked to our chief if you're loud, and they
Speaker 3: won't accept it. They won't even take it. They don't
Speaker 3: want that.
Speaker 1: So it's somebody that needs to get back in the building.
Speaker 1: And they left their pass here.
Speaker 3: They filled in for my morning show co host today
Speaker 3: and they left. But they're on the air tomorrow at
Speaker 3: nine am. But we're not gonna have anybody live in
Speaker 3: studio if.
Speaker 1: There just needs to be somebody here that can go down.
Speaker 3: Anybody here. That's why I came down here, thinking, Oh,
Speaker 3: Scottie works out what time he's like a forty five?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know the people down to the
Speaker 1: talk station over there. I think there's somebody here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're ninety. I know they're weirdos. There are a
Speaker 1: bunch of weirdos. Oh my god, tell me they're so weird,
Speaker 1: all of them. They walk by her. Why am I whispering?
Speaker 1: They walk by the window, and I'm like, who are
Speaker 1: these people?
Speaker 2: Are they gonna be in the new studio by us? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're all together, but like on the same floor. Still, yeah,
Speaker 2: everything is like all smitch together there.
Speaker 1: I'm sad fair. You know what. The thing I'm most
Speaker 1: nervous about is the bathroom because first of all, it's
Speaker 1: like we work with children here. I just went into
Speaker 1: the bathroom and there's shit all in the bowl like
Speaker 1: we just flush it. It does ha ha, Like I
Speaker 1: don't understand.
Speaker 3: I'm with you on that, you know. I know.
Speaker 1: Was he always poop shy too? By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: not poop shy. I just stopped.
Speaker 2: If someone went to start at nine I were nine fifty.
Speaker 2: I went to go get coffees. I came back, nothing
Speaker 2: was ready. So I went to the bathroom and I
Speaker 2: noticed that a stall door was closed, and I could
Speaker 2: tell he like curled his legs up.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't, nobody could see. Absolutely did not. I
Speaker 1: just stopped pushing because when somebody comes in, I have
Speaker 1: to I have to stop. And I also never leave
Speaker 1: when someone's in there. These are mine, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's fine, you can take all those are nice pens,
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 3: I know we don't have any homes. I still ot
Speaker 3: from here. Do you still poop at five o five?
Speaker 3: Every morning?
Speaker 1: Five oh one, okay, yeah, jeans blue exact Levi's please
Speaker 1: don't couby.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, this is my equestion silence. Plus, well,
Speaker 3: you did me a favor, though you isolate that one
Speaker 3: fart I had earlier.
Speaker 1: You have to ask him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do it for you, and this is
Speaker 2: like put on a loop. Yeah yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Great, I got you. It's been an honor to be
Speaker 3: a part of this.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you stopping by.
Speaker 3: You Can I come by when I'm more prepared.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, we'd like you to come by and eat
Speaker 1: cereal with us too. At some point I want to
Speaker 1: be a part of it. Are you like allergic to anything?
Speaker 1: Or toto or sugar? Diabetic you anything?
Speaker 3: Can you seriously take something home?
Speaker 1: What smells?
Speaker 3: It might be my breath because I have coffee breath.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it might be my breath. I do apologize.
Speaker 3: I felt bad for Andrew, Like what cereal? What do
Speaker 3: you want?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: I just something cool that maybe I would I tell.
Speaker 1: You what you take? Take the Cinnagram toast crunch. It's new,
Speaker 1: so good. We've only just took a bowl of it,
Speaker 1: that's it, and it's fresh and new Okay, take that,
Speaker 1: and you can take the box because we have another
Speaker 1: one up there, so you're welcome to take it. You'll
Speaker 1: love it. It's like a cross between cinnamon toast Crunch
Speaker 1: and Golden Grams.
Speaker 3: Now, do you what was the last time you bought cereal?
Speaker 1: Do you need to know? We buy I absolutely we
Speaker 1: buy cereal. I'm sorry, I absolutely I buy cereal.
Speaker 3: But these companies are loving your podcast.
Speaker 1: No they're not.
Speaker 3: They're not.
Speaker 1: The Only companies that love our podcast are Bakery on
Speaker 1: Main and Three Wishes, which are small cereal companies, but
Speaker 1: they do send us stuff.
Speaker 3: Are you making money on any of your podcasts?
Speaker 1: We do. We make a minimal amount of money, all right.
Speaker 3: See that's why I quit. I had one called The
Speaker 3: Pop Culture Show, and I remember that we weren't making
Speaker 3: any money and it was very well done and it
Speaker 3: was with two other people.
Speaker 2: And there's ways you can. You just have to monetize it, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well you have to be patient too, write like
Speaker 3: we did it for a year, nothing happened.
Speaker 1: We've been doing it for three years and not much
Speaker 1: has happened. It's getting better, but can you believe? Can
Speaker 1: you believe in all this time we don't have a sponsor,
Speaker 1: like not even a milk company, like fair Life is
Speaker 1: not like hey guys, use our milk every week, say
Speaker 1: fair Life and we'll give you free milk and like
Speaker 1: one hundred bucks an episode, Like not even that that's true,
Speaker 1: Like that's that's a great value for them.
Speaker 3: What about General Mills?
Speaker 1: They send us stuff every once in a while, like
Speaker 1: they sent us that box, So that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while they'll send us something. But
Speaker 1: I buy pretty much all the cereal.
Speaker 3: Do you remember an Obisco when they send.
Speaker 1: It to Yes, our listeners do sensor.
Speaker 3: I mean, of course you remember Nabisco, But do you
Speaker 3: remember when they used to bring stuff to Caucus.
Speaker 1: Big boxes of stuff? Yeah, all the time. Absolutely, And
Speaker 1: then Mandoleis and we never heard from them again. Right
Speaker 1: Mandoli's bought them yep, yep. And that building is being
Speaker 1: torn down is it in Jersey? That's the building with
Speaker 1: doing something with it. But right now it's just says
Speaker 1: 'sco the nab Din line up. Maybe you can go
Speaker 1: do the thongs something.
Speaker 3: So I just saw a weird WR guy right, Oh no,
Speaker 3: don't say the letters they're gonna know.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry from WR listens. I bet somebody does. Well,
Speaker 1: if you listen, we're sorry well for that.
Speaker 3: Did you know before you were born? There was an
Speaker 3: H in their call letters. There was whl R. They
Speaker 3: are horror radio. I gotta go. We really do love WR.
Speaker 1: We're playing, aren't they one of the oldest, Like like,
Speaker 1: there are very few stations in America that only have
Speaker 1: three call letters that that stations only got three call
Speaker 1: letters before like nineteen forty something. Right, they just celebrated
Speaker 1: the one hundred year on they did. That's so crazy
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: I worked with one of the I worked at one
Speaker 3: of the three station call letters, wg H. That's Virginia Beach,
Speaker 3: which stands for World's Greatest Harbor because they're known for
Speaker 3: a navy town. So you got WGH, WGR, WGN, and
Speaker 3: w in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Oh, Chicago, okay, you have there's w MT and Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Speaker 3: What's up now, WLS in Chicago? Right. I looked at
Speaker 3: a couple of weird call letters. There's there, there's a
Speaker 3: there's a W A D Dad, No, it's just a
Speaker 3: d D attention deficit disorder. They play songs for two
Speaker 3: seconds and they got done.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes I wonder like if you if you
Speaker 1: write this, because you put all these funny things on
Speaker 1: Facebook like that, and some of them I'm like, I
Speaker 1: told you that or not what I told you?
Speaker 3: Some I steal, absolutely, but some I write myself. So
Speaker 3: you've got to figure out which one is me? Like
Speaker 3: did you, like, did you come up with that one?
Speaker 3: You probably did, so that one came I came up with.
Speaker 3: That's a radio thing, Yeah, yeah, because I was driving
Speaker 3: in Virginia, actually speaking in Virginia not too long ago,
Speaker 3: and there's a radio station and AM station and I
Speaker 3: saw their transmitter and this W s u X sucks.
Speaker 1: See that had to be they had to get those
Speaker 1: call letters a long time.
Speaker 3: A long time ago. But they are a Spanish station
Speaker 3: and they probably have you know, care but would you
Speaker 3: want your callers to be w s u X. And
Speaker 3: then there's a and then there's a W l O L.
Speaker 3: And if you think about that, you know how when
Speaker 3: they got that forty years ago, they didn't they didn't
Speaker 3: think of that. Now L O L is so commonly used.
Speaker 3: And there's a WTMJ for you people with you know,
Speaker 3: jaw issues, but.
Speaker 1: There's probably a lot, and there's probably a w FML too.
Speaker 1: I mean, I bet there's a lot of fuck my
Speaker 1: life radio, all these acronyms, you know, I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a ton of them.
Speaker 3: There was a w G I Z for gs FM.
Speaker 1: And and I know Elvis always used to talk about
Speaker 1: one uh in Texas. I think it was k U
Speaker 1: M E or something like that. It was like, don't
Speaker 1: touch that dial, there's com on it.
Speaker 3: Seriously, I appreciate being a part of this.
Speaker 1: Paul Bryant, thank you for stopping by it. It's really
Speaker 1: really nice to see you. I don't pound, I don't
Speaker 1: do that. Give me your hand, all right, no COVID
Speaker 1: and go wash it over there.
Speaker 3: Put this down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just just drop it, drop the mic, take the
Speaker 1: headphones off. You're gonna get shocked, all right. Enjoy the
Speaker 1: sending a Graham toast. You welcome you to wave your
Speaker 1: hand over that thing or you can't get out. No,
Speaker 1: see you, buddy, Let's hang soon. I love you. Well
Speaker 1: that was nice. Yeah, and it took up half an hour.
Speaker 1: Now what well, oh, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: And we're back.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what we were talking about before he
Speaker 1: busted in.
Speaker 2: We were playing cigarette commercials eighties things. That was a
Speaker 2: great interview.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad he stopped by. Hey, make sure that
Speaker 1: you put an E on this one, because sometimes you
Speaker 1: forget and there was a lot of cursing, and you
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 2: Can't just enjoy things in the moment. It has to
Speaker 2: be you can't say that off air. It has to
Speaker 2: be you forget things. What I mean, you forget things sometimes?
Speaker 2: Just remember?
Speaker 1: Please? Well, I mean you and I both need gingko baloba.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I believe from jellyfish. Well that's what that's the commercial
Speaker 1: for prevagen. Yeah, yes, yes, derive from jellyfish. I don't
Speaker 1: That doesn't make me want to buy it. That makes
Speaker 1: me not want to buy it. Why would you say
Speaker 1: that in your commercial?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe they think like jellyfish you think of I don't
Speaker 2: know what jellyfish.
Speaker 1: Jellyfish have great memories, if anything, you should say derived
Speaker 1: from elephants ornus.
Speaker 2: You know, octopus have good memories?
Speaker 3: Says who they do?
Speaker 1: How do they test.
Speaker 2: That octopus are so smart? Didn't you see My octopus teacher?
Speaker 1: Your what now?
Speaker 2: My octopus Teacher? It's on Netflix?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: At first I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Like a Korean drama.
Speaker 2: But then I saw it with a documentary about like
Speaker 2: octopus and how smart they are. They can do like
Speaker 2: if you put them in a jar, they understand how yes,
Speaker 2: they can take the lid off and like sneak out
Speaker 2: seeing that.
Speaker 1: They're always great on the flintstones because they had so
Speaker 1: many arms. They like they had many jobs on the flintstones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, octopus are scary. They terrify me a little bit
Speaker 2: if I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1: Well they should because they can choke you to death
Speaker 1: and wrap themselves around you and kill you and then
Speaker 1: ink you.
Speaker 2: Well, they also have a special feature that also terrifies me.
Speaker 1: Do they have a penis?
Speaker 3: They do when.
Speaker 2: They're ready to mate, they shoot their arm off. It detaches.
Speaker 1: There was a song by There was a song called
Speaker 1: Detachable Penis. Do you remember that song?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who was it? Primus? Maybe maybe look it up?
Speaker 1: Look it up? I bet it was. We used to
Speaker 1: use that as a phil song because we were talking
Speaker 1: about I did a show called Love Phones back in
Speaker 1: the day. Any of you that are I don't know
Speaker 1: over forty probably remember it. It was doctor Judy and
Speaker 1: Chris Jagger and like she was the sex therapist and
Speaker 1: He was like the come on banger guy. You know
Speaker 1: detachable penis? Is it a king missile?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: King missile? Right, detachable penis. Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: talking if it's just like, Oh, I met her one
Speaker 1: night and then I went out and I did this
Speaker 1: detachable penis. How far into the chorus but may half
Speaker 1: go halfway through.
Speaker 6: And the seventeen.
Speaker 1: I took it home, washed it off, yeah.
Speaker 2: And put it back off.
Speaker 1: I was happy again. Complete. You never heard that song.
Speaker 2: I have never in my life heard of such a song.
Speaker 2: The nineties are such a weird time to me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Primus was Winona's Big Brown Beaver. That was
Speaker 1: Primus Also, it was so it was about Winona Ryder
Speaker 1: right right, yeah, South Park seems those songs are both
Speaker 1: on a compilation cassette mixtape that we gave away in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2: That's cracking me up. Yeah, it was a different time.
Speaker 2: And now while these little gen Z kids are like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're red, we're cool. You're listening a little pump it
Speaker 2: doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had Winona's Big Brown Beaver.
Speaker 2: It's you're listening to people. Yeah, it's different. It's very different.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, go smoke your jewel someplace else, have
Speaker 2: a great night. Not to be that old guy now,
Speaker 2: but I'm yeah.
Speaker 1: Those were the days. Hey, can we talk about real
Speaker 1: quick discontinued products. We might have brought this up once before,
Speaker 1: but it seems like, you know, Amy and I, everything
Speaker 1: that we like it goes away, Like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I feel like, how could we be the only people
Speaker 1: that are so passionate about these products that they just vanish.
Speaker 1: You know, I've talked about in the past, like menta
Speaker 1: dent toothpaste gone, you loved it, loved it, flip cap blistecks,
Speaker 1: there was this blue one. Oh yeah, yeah, that's gone.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 1: There's so many things that we use like my shower
Speaker 1: clean degree, aerosol deodorant gone. And the latest thing now
Speaker 1: is I would have a Cliff Tart cherry cashew butter
Speaker 1: bar every morning. It was called nut Butter that you
Speaker 1: love that one. It was the Cliff Nut butter Bar series.
Speaker 2: I wish Kubby were still He would have had a
Speaker 2: good joke on that.
Speaker 1: He would. And the one in the nut butter series
Speaker 1: that they got rid of was my favorite. It was
Speaker 1: tart cherry cashew. So it only recently got discontinued. So
Speaker 1: if you happen to see a cliff nut, butter bar,
Speaker 1: cashew tart cherry in a store near you, pick it
Speaker 1: up for me and I'll venmo you. That's so nice
Speaker 1: of you. Just please don't inject it with anything or
Speaker 1: like put a razor blade in it.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's that from? Come on, remember that's the
Speaker 2: Halloween candy every year.
Speaker 1: No, it was apples. They would put razor blades in apples.
Speaker 1: First of all, who the hell gives out apples on?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 1: Maybe the eighties apples were cool, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: there were people.
Speaker 2: Were cigarette mashing and throwing. It's a different time.
Speaker 1: They were putting straightedge razor blades inside of apples, so
Speaker 1: when a kid actually bit the apple, they would cut
Speaker 1: their mouth up. I mean, it wouldn't work on me.
Speaker 2: What did you notice that? Like the apple was open?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it wouldn't work on me because
Speaker 1: I'm a produce snob, so I only eat perfect produce.
Speaker 1: I know there are some companies out there that they
Speaker 1: sell like.
Speaker 2: The waes Fits.
Speaker 1: They sell the wonky produce and it's cheaper or whatever,
Speaker 1: But it takes me five minutes to pick out an apple.
Speaker 1: Like when I and even when I do Instacart orders,
Speaker 1: I pick out produce as if it's for me. So
Speaker 1: if you get me as a shopper, you're getting some
Speaker 1: prime produce.
Speaker 2: If I went grocery shopping with you, you would take
Speaker 2: a hostage. I probably would, yes, because I am an
Speaker 2: in and out type of person. I don't like being
Speaker 2: in there. I stress out. I don't know what I
Speaker 2: should buy. Oh no, and I just I kind of
Speaker 2: flail around until I find things.
Speaker 1: That is my calm, happy place. When I go shopping
Speaker 1: for the family, I still go up and down every aisle.
Speaker 1: I like to see things. I like to look for
Speaker 1: new products. I like to look for the green shelf,
Speaker 1: discontinued tags. I love it. And when I go out
Speaker 1: of town, I love going to other supermarkets. You Glorida Publics,
Speaker 1: wind Dixie, so excited go out East Ralphs, I mean
Speaker 1: out West Ralphs in Midwest Harris Teeter, Pigley, Wiggly hy
Speaker 1: V love it. I love going to other supermarkets.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that's like the last thing on my list
Speaker 2: that I enjoy doing.
Speaker 1: And oh my god, supermarkets in other countries my favorite
Speaker 1: thing to do. Like when we would go to Cancun,
Speaker 1: we would always take the bus to the end of
Speaker 1: the line and go to Walmart. That Walmart supermarket. What
Speaker 1: a mess, but so much fun, like fish laying out
Speaker 1: in the open. It smelled so disgusting and it was
Speaker 1: so unsanitary, but I loved it. M Yeah, there's lots
Speaker 1: of fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like seeing all the products like in Spanish. M hmm,
Speaker 1: that's nice. Free. Now that you remove the tablecloth, you
Speaker 1: can hear like when I pound my hand a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can hear it. But now you're just doing it.
Speaker 1: But I know, but I'm mad, No, no, no, I guess
Speaker 1: I just do that a lot and don't realize it.
Speaker 1: But now there's no tablecloth. Like you had to remove
Speaker 1: the tablecloth because it was a little bit of milk
Speaker 1: spilled on it.
Speaker 2: And also crumbs. We didn't watch that thing for a
Speaker 2: solid You could wipe two I was wiping the crumbs.
Speaker 2: It was nasty and you ripped it off, like who
Speaker 2: I like the white table or whatever a magician. The
Speaker 2: white table is nice. This feels clean, but it's gonna
Speaker 2: actually cleaned it. Yesterday I sprayed some fantastic on here
Speaker 2: and you just hit your hand on the table again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Sorry, I'm gonna keep them folded in
Speaker 1: front of me. Yep, wow, so what else? I mean?
Speaker 2: We're forty five minutes in.
Speaker 1: No this this would be sure. People like the length again.
Speaker 1: Length reminded me. So you went into the first age
Speaker 1: kit to get me a finger splint because you broke
Speaker 1: my finger earlier.
Speaker 2: I broke your finger.
Speaker 1: Well, I was going to do like the ball tap
Speaker 1: on you, and I never would have actually done it.
Speaker 2: But you like my cat reflexes though.
Speaker 1: Right, you blocked my hand by lifting your legs. I
Speaker 1: bent my finger back in the wrong direct, and I
Speaker 1: I think it sound like this actually happened in the
Speaker 1: way you're explaining it. It did.
Speaker 2: You went to the balls at me right, I put
Speaker 2: my leg up right it you blocked it. Your hand
Speaker 2: hit my knee and that was it.
Speaker 1: But they were like my finger no all the way
Speaker 1: back because you were like I could barely move it.
Speaker 1: I was injured.
Speaker 2: You have no idea.
Speaker 1: You were lifting your leg as I was putting my
Speaker 1: finger there, so it lifted my finger backward again.
Speaker 2: It went like this.
Speaker 1: It hurt, That's all I can say. So I needed.
Speaker 1: I briefly needed a finger splint. So you went back
Speaker 1: to the first date.
Speaker 2: No one briefly needs a finger splint.
Speaker 1: And that's not a thing. And you came back with
Speaker 1: a box of finger condoms. And I don't understand what.
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't to me those would be
Speaker 1: used for like flipping through pages, so you don't get
Speaker 1: paper cuts. No, and they do. They make them. Staples
Speaker 1: has them, but they only go like on your finger tip.
Speaker 1: That is a full finger condom. And I don't understand
Speaker 1: what you put You get a cut and you put
Speaker 1: a condom on your finger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ays it could like protect it, But honestly,
Speaker 2: the way that you have to put them on was
Speaker 2: so uncomfortable that I don't if somebody was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this on your finger, I'd say get
Speaker 2: that away from me, because now you're just putting a
Speaker 2: piece of latex over my raw skin.
Speaker 1: But by the way, you've soiled them now, so please
Speaker 1: you put them back in the container after you roll
Speaker 1: them onto your fingers. You can't do that.
Speaker 2: Chances of anyone actually using these things are slim into early.
Speaker 1: What if there's a finger accident here and somebody rushes
Speaker 1: back to another kit because remember ah, and someone rushes
Speaker 1: back to the first aid kit and has to roll
Speaker 1: it over their cut finger and they get some sort
Speaker 1: of illness because of you. Infection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what infection?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You have something on your finger where
Speaker 1: it's it's on your finger, you can't see it. Look,
Speaker 1: you have an open cut there. You put it on there.
Speaker 2: Now I put it on these three.
Speaker 1: I don't know you have it. You have openings in
Speaker 1: your cuticles.
Speaker 2: Openings in my cuticle.
Speaker 1: Yes, things can come out, Okay, So anyway, I don't
Speaker 1: really know anybody that uses those or what they're I
Speaker 1: have a box of those in our medicine cabin in
Speaker 1: our house. I'm not sure what they're used for. I
Speaker 1: don't use them. Maybe Amy uses them if her nail
Speaker 1: is hurting or something. I don't know. I'll check this thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean first aid kits have lots of things. And
Speaker 1: then that you would never.
Speaker 2: Get even splints though there was zero splinge.
Speaker 1: Only somebody else must have had a broken finger here
Speaker 1: at some point from you have a broken finger. It
Speaker 1: was sprained. Don't even say it's spring I think it's sprained.
Speaker 2: You were the biggest hypochondract I've ever met in my
Speaker 2: entire life. A stomach ache is in his stomach ache.
Speaker 2: It's a stomach flu. A cough isn't a cough, it's
Speaker 2: a strep throat. A strep throat is in strap throat.
Speaker 1: It's uh sepsis, Yeah, it's I don't know.
Speaker 2: Someone like taps you in the eye. You got a cut, corny.
Speaker 1: Read what you're gonna read?
Speaker 2: Please, it's ideal secondary covering for cuts, burns, and blisters.
Speaker 1: Secondary so you're supposed to put a bandage on first.
Speaker 2: And then that someone actually bought these from Soho Pharmacy.
Speaker 1: I see that. That's weird. I'm sure Greg t bought
Speaker 1: them for something years ago and it's been sitting in
Speaker 1: the first ever since.
Speaker 2: Well, when I used to like really attack.
Speaker 1: My uh what are these called cuticles?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to really attack my cuticles your mouth, no,
Speaker 2: just like I would pick. Yeah, it was bad. I
Speaker 2: got over that.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when they used to make liquid bandage?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: They still do.
Speaker 1: My mom loves you. That's almost that's just like putting
Speaker 1: crazy on to cut it. I don't understand that. My mom,
Speaker 1: it were all about it. It works, but I don't
Speaker 1: really get just put his wrapid band aid around it.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. She puts that on. And
Speaker 2: then sometimes it's like if you get a cutch, like,
Speaker 2: do you want liquid bandage?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Because if I, like have to drive home, my hand's
Speaker 2: going to be stuck to the steering wheel.
Speaker 1: It's like you need a stitch. No, no, no, just
Speaker 1: liquid bandage. It'll it'll work, that'll seal that sort. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that band aid brand actually makes it anymore.
Speaker 1: I think there was an issue and they stopped making it.
Speaker 1: They may make a generic version of it, but I
Speaker 1: don't see it in the store anymore. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: use crazy glue fingers blue purposes. I haven't. I haven't
Speaker 1: used crazy glue in a minute. It's I don't know.
Speaker 2: Are we talking about glue? We really got here.
Speaker 1: Used to sniff glue, didn't you. That was fourth grade
Speaker 1: kids used to do that and eat paste. Even though
Speaker 1: you say nobody did, no one.
Speaker 2: Really did that. I remember if anything, people no, people
Speaker 2: would huff permanent markers.
Speaker 1: That was a big one. Cooper likes the way Sharpie
Speaker 1: smell the silver ones. Oh, I'll go over, She'll like
Speaker 1: I'm like, Cooper, please don't do that. She likes the
Speaker 1: way gas smells. Oh, I love the way. I'll fill
Speaker 1: the car up with gas and she'll be out the
Speaker 1: window like a dog like.
Speaker 2: I love the way gas smells.
Speaker 1: I like it for a second. But if it gets
Speaker 1: on your clothes and doesn't go away, that's kind of like, ugh,
Speaker 1: gives me a headache?
Speaker 2: No, are you sure it's a headache? Have you looked
Speaker 2: into it?
Speaker 1: It's irritating. How about that? It's annoying.
Speaker 2: You should go talk to a doctor. But then the
Speaker 2: doctor's gonna be like, hey.
Speaker 1: Like, take off your sweatshirt. That's a lit'll say, what well,
Speaker 1: I could if I if gas splashes onto my sweatshirt,
Speaker 1: that smell.
Speaker 2: I was talking about your uh my gas headaches. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my gas headaches. Yeah, you're get oh god, now we're
Speaker 2: calling them gas headaches.
Speaker 1: I mean if if you're exposed to uh.
Speaker 2: You'll visit the one doctor who's like, well, it could
Speaker 2: be CO two emission phobia, and you'll be like, I
Speaker 2: have CO two emission phobia. Andy, don't you feel bad
Speaker 2: you made fun of me and I have this?
Speaker 1: A doctor told me, Okay, Andrew, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Because you know I'm right.
Speaker 1: It's like when you took I very rarely even go
Speaker 1: to the doctor.
Speaker 2: I go once my physical It was when you send
Speaker 2: me a picture from the hospital in a hospital bed.
Speaker 1: I do now, I do that to screw with your bed.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I love it no better than this sixteen year old
Speaker 2: girl with a cast who's like, hey, hey, do you.
Speaker 1: See look look I broke my arm. I love guys.
Speaker 1: I love messing my hand. I love messing with broken.
Speaker 1: I love messing with you because I love your response.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that makes me happier Andrew as much as
Speaker 1: I don't know, we're friends. Okay, So I'll be sitting
Speaker 1: here doing my work in the morning, and Andrew will
Speaker 1: just like, off the top of go you. You don't
Speaker 1: even think that I can do that because I didn
Speaker 1: like he does me, and it just it makes me
Speaker 1: laugh hysterically. So I do things to get a rise
Speaker 1: out of you because I want to hear you do me,
Speaker 1: because I picked that it is hilarious and it makes
Speaker 1: me smile and it makes my day.
Speaker 2: I don't hear that.
Speaker 1: Anything that I can do to get a rise out
Speaker 1: of you, I do as much as humanly possible because
Speaker 1: it makes me smile.
Speaker 2: Well, it will be a great, amazing race team.
Speaker 1: You keep saying that. I just I don't think that
Speaker 1: that is the show for us. Just wait, you and
Speaker 1: I be better off on some game show right now,
Speaker 1: like the cube that they keep sending me. The Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: I feel agree. It's finally dropped down two degrees. They're
Speaker 1: only five hours late, but whatever. It's funny like this
Speaker 1: building gets so hot in the morning and then when
Speaker 1: everybody leaves in the air comes on. Yeah, it's generally
Speaker 1: sixty eight degrees in this room, which is perfect for
Speaker 1: a radio studio.
Speaker 2: Or as you would say, it's sixty eight degrees in
Speaker 2: this room, Z one hundred. Everybody, it's sixty seven degrees.
Speaker 2: It's sixty six degrees. It's Z one hundred.
Speaker 1: But why do you make what I don't understand why
Speaker 1: you make fun of that.
Speaker 2: Again, it's just your announcer voice that you put with it.
Speaker 2: And honestly, Carla Marie, Yes, I said your full name,
Speaker 2: Jake Anthony. Anybody who's listened to that episode where I
Speaker 2: made fun of you, yeah, texted me and was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm dying. That's Scottie.
Speaker 1: I was dying too, because I think you're funny. I
Speaker 1: really do.
Speaker 2: But that's honestly how you sound. You don't talk like
Speaker 2: that like normally. You're very animated, dude, this and that,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, it's like the minute
Speaker 2: you have to do weather or you have to go on,
Speaker 2: are you clear your throat? So it's a oh, yes, Elvis,
Speaker 2: how can I help you?
Speaker 1: That is not true that I will clear my throat
Speaker 1: because I don't want a froggy throat. But I don't
Speaker 1: put a radio voice on one. So so this voice
Speaker 1: right now that I'm speaking in is not the voice
Speaker 1: that I talk on the radio. That's that's a load.
Speaker 2: Of Hey everybody, Yeah, we know through the weather.
Speaker 1: It's it's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be a sunny day today. I have sixty eight. That
Speaker 2: is not true parts of the weather later on in
Speaker 2: the evening. Hope it doesn't rain here. It's one hundred.
Speaker 1: This is exactly how I do a weather report. You ready,
Speaker 1: and and and you'll be lying if if if you
Speaker 1: say that it's not okay, clouds today, maybe a little
Speaker 1: bit of rain around.
Speaker 7: That's your it's your radio at clouds today might see
Speaker 7: a few peaks of sun high sixty two getting down
Speaker 7: to forty one tonight, then tomorrow sunshine, beautiful day for
Speaker 7: your Saturday, and a high of fifty two right now,
Speaker 7: forty seven in the city at Z one hundred.
Speaker 1: So what's wrong with that? That's my voice, that's what
Speaker 1: that's It's not your So that doesn't that's not what
Speaker 1: I sound like right now. No, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Again, just say it's like gonna be fifty six degrees.
Speaker 1: Oh, sonny, all right, might see a few showers today,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be cloudy. Maybe there'll be a little bit
Speaker 1: of sun this afternoon, and I think it'll be sixty
Speaker 1: two degrees and it's gonna get down to forty two tonight,
Speaker 1: and then tomorrow there'll probably be some sun and like
Speaker 1: sixty two degrees. Right now, it's forty seven right here
Speaker 1: in the city.
Speaker 2: Why are you even charge trying to be like I
Speaker 2: need to vamp it up. The weather should be sexy
Speaker 2: on Z one hundred.
Speaker 1: Listen, you are supposed to project your voice. You're supposed
Speaker 1: to smile. That's how I was taught. People can hear
Speaker 1: you smile, and I was taught that, and that's just
Speaker 1: that's just Radio one oh one, dude? And why is
Speaker 1: it one oh one? Like when this is a course? No? No,
Speaker 1: I wanted to like, where did that? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? I don't
Speaker 1: hate it? This should be Scott.
Speaker 7: It's time for another round of Scott.
Speaker 1: Why why isn't there one that says Scott is curious?
Speaker 1: That's all you? Okay, hey, other Scott Newman or Brody?
Speaker 1: It's Brody Brody. Why don't you make Newman made this one? Okay?
Speaker 1: I know he hates me too, So why don't you
Speaker 1: just why don't you just put what Scott is curious?
Speaker 1: Because that's Scott is curious? So why is it? Why
Speaker 1: is it one oh one? Like it's oh history one
Speaker 1: on one? Oh car driving one O one?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What like? Is one o one the introductory introductory course
Speaker 1: in college? At least it is? So it's like, so
Speaker 1: if you're taking the first of something, it's one oh one. Yes,
Speaker 1: was it a room number at one point or something?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like your intro courses are all
Speaker 1: one O one, so then one O two? Is it
Speaker 1: the one hundred?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, So it's like a hunt so you're general
Speaker 2: gen ed like classes that you need to take one
Speaker 2: in college or all one hundreds. So it's like if
Speaker 2: you're taking if you're going to be a history major,
Speaker 2: you have to take the hundred course first before you
Speaker 2: can move to the two three four one hundred courses.
Speaker 1: So it's one oh one, two oh one, three oh one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean as you move on, you may take like
Speaker 2: two forty five because you're in a more advanced history class,
Speaker 2: and then after that for your major you might have
Speaker 2: to take like two three hundred level classes.
Speaker 1: There was a song like that something one oh one
Speaker 1: I think it was. I think it was also bowling
Speaker 1: for soup punk rock one oh one. Right, I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Okay, maybe I'm wrong on a tear today,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. I'm pretty sure that that was another
Speaker 1: bowling for Soup song and it was called punk rock
Speaker 1: one oh one? Am I right?
Speaker 2: Bowling for soup?
Speaker 1: I don't have to be right. I don't have to
Speaker 1: be right, but I think I am. No, you are, okay,
Speaker 1: we can't play it because it's a trick. We're not
Speaker 1: getting paid by fan duel. Well oh yeah, yeah, Well
Speaker 1: don't say it. You just said it. They wouldn't have
Speaker 1: known whatever, go a little further in. Yeah, that's it. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a great song. He does not look like that anymore.
Speaker 1: That might he doesn't punk one on one. One day
Speaker 1: he'll come on the show, Jared. Oh my god, did
Speaker 1: he respond to you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I can't believe I. So we talked about this last week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the other the other guy, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what his name is. Do I even have the app
Speaker 1: on my phone anymore? And it's so funny that Cubby
Speaker 1: was here, damn it. I wish that that we talked
Speaker 1: about this while he was here. So I told you
Speaker 1: about the story when we were at Smith and Lensky's
Speaker 1: and they ruined our steak dinner. They even here anymore?
Speaker 1: I bought.
Speaker 2: You bought a cameo.
Speaker 1: I bought a cameo from the other guy from the
Speaker 1: big dude. Well, I mean they're all big now, But wait,
Speaker 1: can you where are your purchases? Find my purchases? Because
Speaker 1: I bought that him. That's that's the other guy. Look
Speaker 1: for Cubby.
Speaker 2: Let's send this to me and I could play this, Okay,
Speaker 2: share cameo.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Because I I he was the guy that I said
Speaker 1: you ruined our steak dinner?
Speaker 2: Is this me, Andrew A, I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, No, you're you're Andrew Andrew.
Speaker 2: I'm Andrew Andrew.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not even in there. How come you're not
Speaker 1: in there? I forget it done? Oh you got it?
Speaker 1: So he was the one that I that I said
Speaker 1: you ruined. I wanted him to send Kuby your birthday
Speaker 1: message and say, oh, happy birthday. By the way, you
Speaker 1: was sorry that we ruined your stak dinner at Smith
Speaker 1: and Wilenskys.
Speaker 2: And what did he say?
Speaker 1: Let's forget he wasn't happy. It's like you ruined my career. Chris,
Speaker 1: it's Chris.
Speaker 6: From Bowling re Soup. Anyway, Scott wants me to tell
Speaker 6: you that the guys from BFS are sorry for ruining
Speaker 6: your steaks at Smith Delinskys and Vegas. And I can't
Speaker 6: speak for them. I can only speak for myself, and
Speaker 6: I'm not really sorry. That's us having a good time
Speaker 6: and uh it's Vegas. So if we ruined your steak dinner, that's.
Speaker 1: Not my fault.
Speaker 6: That is uh, probably you guys for inviting us there.
Speaker 6: So you guys need to You guys need to grow up. Kubby,
Speaker 6: you got a lot of growing up to do, My
Speaker 6: friend a lot, so cheers for you, and yeah, now
Speaker 6: you know not to invite his stakes.
Speaker 2: He's drinking jim bean.
Speaker 6: Because uh yeah, we get.
Speaker 1: The most straight out of the bottle, by.
Speaker 6: The way it tot we do. You guys have a
Speaker 6: good one.
Speaker 2: Wow, I paid for that. How much did you pay
Speaker 2: for him?
Speaker 1: Oh? He was like twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: We need to get if he's getting twelve dollars, we
Speaker 2: need to get on that.
Speaker 1: Seriously, he's apologizing, not apologizing for messing it up while
Speaker 1: getting drunk. He probably was drunk. It looks like Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Now are you telling me that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Look, did you see my one from Todd Bridges for Kubby?
Speaker 1: I get them for Kubby every once in a while
Speaker 1: because I think, you know we twenty five dollars is
Speaker 1: how much he charged. He went up, Yeah, twenty dollars
Speaker 1: if you want him for business engage video engaging video
Speaker 1: content for your company customers or employees.
Speaker 2: One seventy five.
Speaker 1: See Todd Bridges wanted Coby to come hang out at
Speaker 1: the bike shop. That's so nice. Oh oh no. From
Speaker 1: the Strokes episode of Willis.
Speaker 2: Yikes, eggs sexy yike.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he said that, Yeah, yeah, play this one too
Speaker 1: real quick. This one's funny. The only person I got
Speaker 1: was Nicky Blonski. Send that one to you. That one
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 2: I'm Nicky Blonzi from the movie Hairspray. She starts off
Speaker 2: every single cameo with that. And then of course Kubby
Speaker 2: got me Seven Mary three. He got me John Baker,
Speaker 2: Larry Wilcox. Again. These people, it's like they found a
Speaker 2: whole second career that they could do now just by
Speaker 2: being on cameo.
Speaker 1: But I'm wondering how many people actually buy them.
Speaker 2: You know again, if you're making seventy percent of that,
Speaker 2: he's making seventy five percent of twenty five, I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 1: So you and I could do it for twelve dollars,
Speaker 1: we would split it less than Work Going twenty twenty Yeah,
Speaker 1: twenty as the serial Killers. Yeah, okay, let's see, God
Speaker 1: is it all.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday to my buddy Covey and you know, I
Speaker 4: know you're a big fan of Different Strokes, and I
Speaker 4: like to wish you a happy happy birthday and congratulations
Speaker 4: on your baby Naomi.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, man.
Speaker 4: And once't you coming down to the bike shop and
Speaker 4: watch cartoons with me and Dudley right birthday?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: You remember that episode?
Speaker 2: I've heard of that episode.
Speaker 1: Yes, Gordon jump he was the bike store owner and
Speaker 1: Dudley came out with no shirt on. I yep, I
Speaker 1: was watching cartoons. Yep. He doesn't feel so good?
Speaker 2: You remember that we got to end this episode?
Speaker 1: We do?
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, it's an hour and nobody wants to listen
Speaker 2: to us for an hour.
Speaker 1: That was very loud, by the way, I apologize if
Speaker 1: your ears blew out right, it was way up. Well
Speaker 1: you should have played with the level. I didn't touch it.
Speaker 1: Well you should have Okay, I mean you know how
Speaker 1: to work the board. Anyway, thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: this episode of Bowl Chat. If you want to hear
Speaker 1: cereal talk, make sure you're here Monday for serial Killers.
Speaker 1: We will try three. Uh let's see when is this
Speaker 1: running bomb bomp? I think we're gonna try three bagged
Speaker 1: cereals on Monday.
Speaker 2: Exciting?
Speaker 1: Are you interested?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, until we see you then have a wonderful, wonderful
Speaker 1: weekend and let me go get our ball. Andrew.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh you almost knocked your coffee over it's empty.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to our friend Paul Kubbe Bryant
Speaker 1: for stopping by. Follow that was so much fun Instagram
Speaker 1: or wherever. He's a fun guy. And please follow us
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Speaker 2: I honestly can't believe we did an hour.
Speaker 1: I can never believe how long that we go because
Speaker 1: we just do nothing. It's fun now people like nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so all right, until we see you next week, say clink, Andrew, Colleen.
Speaker 2: We should have played three commercials, didn't we? No, we
Speaker 2: did two.
Speaker 1: We did two, well, and that's okay.
Speaker 2: We should have done another one in the forty minute mark.
Speaker 1: Well there's another one right now.
Speaker 4: No,