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Speaker 1: Get your room. S g SL two is the promo code.

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Speaker 1: Get you the discount, buy the tickets. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas. You can hang out with Toolbox. You can't

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Speaker 1: hang out with batter's Box. That's it. That's Vegas lots.

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Speaker 1: I got it. Toolbox stays home. And what the wife

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Speaker 1: goes what I mean batters by, I hate this batter's box,

424
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Speaker 1: Toolbox whatever, Joe stays home, but the wife goes to Vegas.

425
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: But who's gonna take care of Keith? Me? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: stay home. Oh you're saying instead of Joe stays, Batter's

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Speaker 1: Box stays home and his wife. Yeah, I think she

428
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Speaker 1: might go for that. Probably she'd be down for that. Yes, absolutely, okay,

429
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Speaker 1: whatever and not of Vegas. Yes, yes, well there's batter

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Speaker 1: box toolbox. I don't think that was the confusing bar.

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00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: I'll stay home and the wife first she said toolbox

432
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: and then whatever, it doesn't matter. I want to replay it.

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00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: Now cut that out. Wait back, Oh, so I was

434
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Speaker 1: tinking you said, uh? Or when I texted you about

435
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 1: Garoppolo while we drafted Lance, Yes, and I felt And

436
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: then what was the big thing? Back when we got

437
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: Shanahan and they said we're gonna sign Kirk Cousins and

438
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: we did it, but I think we actually did? You think?

439
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: I think Garppolo's Kirk Cousins in disguise just serviceable NFL quarterback,

440
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: not elite, not the bottom of the barrel, good enough,

441
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: just a guy replaceable. Yeah. Well again, I think he

442
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: can be good at certain times, but then he just

443
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: when he's bad he's bad, but didn't Belichick like him.

444
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: He liked Garoppolo. Yes, so you must have some sort

445
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: of talent, but he let him go. I mean, well,

446
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,239
Speaker 1: I think the owner a lot of guys, but I

447
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: think the owner and Brady said he's going craft. Yes,

448
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: but I think and here's the thing, I still wonder

449
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: about the stories about Trey Lance not being Shanahan's pick.

450
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. Man, I don't know. I

451
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 1: think he likes Jones, that everyone was making fun of

452
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: him so so then he got his feeling so and

453
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I really don't think that's it

454
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: for people that say they don't listen to radio or

455
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: read newspapers, of course, but what's more likely that he

456
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: liked the head coach, like the guy and got his

457
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: feelings hurt and just that way. That's ridiculous. No, I

458
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: think everybody it's more likely that the GM liked Trey

459
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,959
Speaker 1: Lance and the coach liked Matt Jones, and the GM wins.

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00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: That's what happens. Why do you think that because that's

461
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: the stories you read that what read? Where do you

462
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: read it? You don't know? Okay, stop, don't do this crap.

463
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 1: Don't you're right. I don't know, none of us know,

464
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: but what exactly? But I just don't think that. I

465
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Speaker 1: don't think that's true. You don't want to believe it true.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to believe there's a riff between Lynch

467
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Speaker 1: and I don't think that. Highly doubt it. So going forward,

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00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: would you start Trey Lance? No, just making sure you're

469
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Speaker 1: not crazy. But here, I'm gonna tell you, here's my

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Speaker 1: here's my big bomb today. You ready? And I don't

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Speaker 1: know that they start Trey Lance next year? Well, if

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Speaker 1: you're drafted, you can't send them two years. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because that third years. You've got a free agent. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: he rookie quarterbacks under contract for four years. First rounders

475
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Speaker 1: are four years, and you have the fifth year. Show.

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Speaker 1: My bombshell is the Ravens should not extend Lamar Jackson

477
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: and just roll with Tyler Huntley. They're the same quarterback. Yes,

478
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: Tyler Huntley is a better thrower. Well, he's a better thrower, okay,

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Speaker 1: And if you're gonna win, you gotta have a throwerlous No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, I'm just telling you right now. Two games,

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Speaker 1: two games, two games. Listen, he's looked more competent throwing

482
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Speaker 1: the ball. Then Zach Wilson number two overall draft picks

483
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Speaker 1: the defenses some tape to he's a rookie, might want

484
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Speaker 1: to look that up. I don't think. I think he's

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Speaker 1: a second year. But still he hadn't had game action.

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Speaker 1: He went into Green Bay. He went in against Green

487
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: Bay against Aaron Rodgers, had no problem going toe to toe.

488
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Speaker 1: But I just don't think it. But Fitzpatrick comes off

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Speaker 1: the bench, has but he's not a starter because defenses

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Speaker 1: figure him out. I mean, I'm not saying hunt. He

491
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Speaker 1: may not be good. He's looked good, but once defenses

492
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Speaker 1: get to see you play, they figure things out. I

493
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: think it's a mistake. I mean, Garoppolo didn't he leadd

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Speaker 1: New England too to some fantastic records. So then everyone okay,

495
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,959
Speaker 1: so he's the next thing. You know. Did he take

496
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Speaker 1: the Niners of the Super Bowl? Yeah? Okay, so he's

497
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Speaker 1: pretty done good. Okay, But I'm just saying I don't

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Speaker 1: think he can die Jackson. Here, here's my thing. Can

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Speaker 1: Jackson throw the ball? Ye? He's gotten better, But I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't say he's crazy, But I just think he's a

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00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: football player. He finds he's he wills the team to win.

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Speaker 1: I think the team performs better when he's on the field,

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Speaker 1: just because you're a prisoner at the moment. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a prisoner at the moment. I'm a prisoner

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Speaker 1: of If you commit to Lamar Jackson long term, it's

506
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Speaker 1: not going to work. It's not going to work because

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00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: he's not good enough throwing the thing I would worry about.

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00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I would limit the years I wanted to

509
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Speaker 1: pay him, just because I'm not sure he's gonna get hurt.

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00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: He's gotten better at throwing the football every year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I I think any quarterback that realize on running too

512
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Speaker 1: much is gonna get hurt in the NFL. That's just

513
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: a fact. I just don't think Lamar Jackson is good

514
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Speaker 1: enough throwing the football to win it all. I don't

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Speaker 1: think he can do it. And so if you're gonna commit,

516
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna sign him to a two hundred million dollar deal.

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Speaker 1: I think you're making a big mistake. I think that

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Speaker 1: you can you put what's good enough. I mean, what

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Speaker 1: is he a five quarterbacks? No chance, I don't know

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00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: what You're crazy? Oh my god, are you guys to

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Speaker 1: be by the way, m VP is the most overrated thing. Ever,

522
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: here's the thing you want to talk about, m v P.

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00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: Derrick Henry is gonna miss half the season, and he

524
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Speaker 1: should be voted MVP because you see that he is

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00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,239
Speaker 1: the m v P of the Titans. He's absolutely the

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Speaker 1: MVP of the league. The Titans don't know what to

527
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Speaker 1: do without Derek. How many wins have they had since

528
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: Derrick Henry went out? They're gonna have the number one

529
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: seed in the Oh oh sorry, no, no, no, what

530
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: we didn't get injured. Let me look, Let me look,

531
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Speaker 1: Lynd and Derrick Henry get hurt. Derrick Henry got hurt

532
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: when you look it up by talk. But here's Lamar Jackson.

533
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Speaker 1: You really think he's a top five quarterback? Close to it? Yeah,

534
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: Dak Prescott better than Lamar? No? No, Oh my god.

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00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: Have you watched d this year? Oh my god, have

536
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: you watched him? He was your number one? Lamar Jackson?

537
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: Have you watched Dak Russell Wilson better than Lamar? No? No, not,

538
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: we're in the moment. Not this year? Oh my goodness,

539
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: did name him? Not this year? Did he name his

540
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: first two picks? In the fantasy Yeah, have you watched

541
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: Russell wasn't this year? Has he been? Did he make

542
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: the playoffs in fantasy only because someone didn't start a

543
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: damn lineup? By the way, Nick Fleming, thank you. That

544
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: was fun even though I'm out, But I did make

545
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: the playoffs? Or wait a minute, there I go, I

546
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: don't we made the playoffs? Oh because Chesterday? Hold on,

547
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean, this is unbelievable. So look what I can't

548
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: remember what week Henry went out? It was. It was

549
00:32:54,240 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: about halfway through before like week six seven. Yeah, I

550
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: mean it didn't really matter. Mm hmm. Okay, here we go,

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00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: brilliant radio, Here we go. Lamar Jackson this year two

552
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: thousand eight two yards passing, sixteen tdst I N T s.

553
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: Checkout Russell Willson's numbers. Russell Wilson two thousand four d

554
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: eight yards passing sixteen TDS five I N T s.

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00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. Who's having a better year? Who's

556
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: having a better year? I can't hear you? But what

557
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: is Seattle's record? What that's not? What we said? That

558
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: late goal? Good quarterbacks passes in the past month? Did

559
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: you hear? And you gotta understand two thousand, four and

560
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: fifty eight yards passing. Right. Yeah, he's played less games

561
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: than Lamar jackson By, so he's four hundred yards behind.

562
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: He's thrown just as many touchdowns in eight less interceptions.

563
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: Come on, tell me, I want to dig into the

564
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: interceptions because I hate that if you throw the hail

565
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: Mary and it's intercepted at halftime or I mean just okay,

566
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Speaker 1: I would say, so we'll just we'll just count four

567
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 1: of them. He still has less four games since Rams

568
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: Saints Jacksonville nine ers. Okay, not bad, okay, but he's

569
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: still the MVP of the league. Who know who's the

570
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 1: m v P Rogers Jonathan Taylor yea, Jonson Taylor, Yeah,

571
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: Kuther Cup, Cooper Cup. Cooper Cup could be I mean

572
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: it's got to be one of those three. Okay, scene,

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00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: Notice we don't put a defensive player. Nobody my the Cowboys.

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00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: I mean, he's pretty damn good. It could be unreal

575
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Speaker 1: best on that team. So you guys still have Lamar

576
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: in your top five? Aaron Rodgers, who's better? Oh, Aaron Rodgers,

577
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 1: Brady Brady okay, Herbert Yeah, yeah, that's okay, But we're

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00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: not three. But we're not going with Russell Wilson, right,

579
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Speaker 1: even though he has better staff. Wilson has not had

580
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: Wilson year. I didn't say Wilson year, I said is he?

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00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: Is he better than? No? I I'd have Jackson over

582
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 1: Wilson because i want more wins. Oh well, I hate

583
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: to tell you Huntley got one. That's all right, all right,

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00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: let's I'm just trying to think of who else? Who

585
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: else can you put? I feel like, right, Joe Burrow,

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00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: I'd rather Burrow. I don't know about that. You want

587
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,959
Speaker 1: to just because long term? Maybe, but Jackson's younger. Yeah,

588
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: but Jackson's are I mean I feel like Jackson is

589
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: your new Rogers. No, just I just watched him and

590
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: he can't throw the football, but he every year he's

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00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: improved fifteen to on his throwings. Oh. I mean, maybe

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00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: it may not work, but if I'm the GM, I'm

593
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: betting with him, not against him. Still sign him? Hasn't

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00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: He doesn't really have any good receiver? Yeah, yeah, Hollywood

595
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: just drops the damn ball. I got him on Fantasy.

596
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: I mean, he has a good how many who's better

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00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: Dak or Lamar? I'll take the Lamar. Oh, Dak has

598
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: ten wins? Wait wait wait, I thought we're going wins.

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00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: I want wins. Well, oh, now we're changing argument. How

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00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: many running backs has Lamar loss this year? How many know?

601
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: Who's his running back? Davonte Freeman? Where was he at

602
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: the beginning of the year. He's working at a gb Okay,

603
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: that's like their seventh running back to their offensive line

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00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: is all injured? I mean, is this all Ravens Radio?

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00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: Jesus do we have any other topic? I'm just saying.

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00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: I think if you sign that you hate Lamar got it?

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00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: I'll bet you right now. Bet mean what over under

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00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: one super Bowl for Lamar Jackson win? Yeah, because you

609
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: won't take it because you know you ain't getting there,

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00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: get a Super Bowl. I'm not betting on Super Bowl.

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00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: It's a team game. It's really hard to win a

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00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: super Bowl. It is, but it takes. And just because

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00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: you don't win a super Bowl doesn't mean you're not.

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00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I think we fall in love

615
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: with a lot of these players because we play fantasy

616
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: and I think that's where we fall I think that's

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00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: where we fall in love with Lamar Jackson because he

618
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: provides fantasy points. That's what we fall in love with

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Speaker 1: as an actual quarterback. You would not want him on

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00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: the Niners. You would rather have Trey Lance because you

621
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: know that Lamar Jackson is limited. I'm interested with Tray Lance,

622
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Rather hit your wagon for the

623
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 1: future of the forty Niners to Lamar Jackson over Russell Wilson.

624
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: Uh say that you would rather if you had to,

625
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: If you this offseason, they say, hey, you can pick

626
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 1: any quarterback for the forty Niners going from here forward,

627
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: you would take Lamar Jackson over Russell Wilson. I don't know. No,

628
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: I take Aaron Rodgers. No, that's not the question. Wo.

629
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: There was the two quarterback I just said, he said

630
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: any quarterback. But I gave you two options. Mark the tape,

631
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: take it, rewind it. I don't know answer these two questions.

632
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: Where's Arnold? Because you didn't You you backed off that

633
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson real quick is better than Russell Wilson when

634
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: I gave the option to put him on the night.

635
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be ray here, but beat a

636
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: dead freaking horse. Can we get off this? I don't care.

637
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm just I just want to I want to just

638
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,280
Speaker 1: our opinions right. But when you. But if you disagree

639
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: with him, it's the wrong opinion. When push came to shove,

640
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 1: when push came to shove about Lamar Jackson, Russell Wilson

641
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: going to the Niners, he backed off. Alright, I want Jackson. Fine,

642
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: I'll take Jackson because you're lying. You're lying, so shut up. No,

643
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: I'll take Jackson over that for sure. Oh my god. Okay,

644
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: if you put the c c ah Elliott, tell me

645
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: Elliott sucks. Tony Pollard is the better running back. Okay, well,

646
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: firepower everywhere. And yeah, if you give me, if you

647
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: give Jackson that, I don't think there's stopped. You're stopping him. Yeah.

648
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 1: Mark Andrews is terrible. Markus Brown is terrible. Bateman is terrible.

649
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: I mean he has terrible weapons. Marcus Brown is not great. No,

650
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 1: I'm on fantasy. If you're a problem, if you will,

651
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: but if you watched the games he has she leads

652
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: a league and drops, he's not good. They don't have

653
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: a number one this eie and Bateman may end up

654
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: being good. But he's a rookie, isn't he. Do you

655
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: consider and I would consider Andrews the number one, but

656
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: you know he's a tight yeah. But other than that,

657
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: they don't have much. But as you can see, the

658
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: tight end out of the game. He said, you can

659
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: take the for the tight end out of the game.

660
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: You can. You can take anybody out of the game. Course,

661
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: no you can't. Who can you not take the running

662
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: game of Indianapolis? Because I was counting on Belichick stopping

663
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: back to fantasy. No, no, here we go. They did

664
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: stop the running, stopped him all game until the two

665
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: one run. He had like a hundred yards. Not a

666
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: big deal, not a big game. He had like a

667
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: hundred yards carriers, right, he was not you look it up.

668
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: He had a hundred and two touchdown. He had one

669
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: touchdown in the game. That's it. And he had a

670
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 1: seventy yard run at the two minute warning with two

671
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: on one left on the clock. Before that he had

672
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: like a hundred yards. He was acting three yards of carry.

673
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: They did a great job. They had one and they

674
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 1: busted an eight yard run. I did see the game.

675
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: Neither did I did. I watched the highlights. Yeah. God,

676
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: but so like he was bottled up the whole game

677
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: and then just yeah, it was a killer. That was

678
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: that was a killer that ruined the season at the

679
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: congratulations joined the next round of the playoffs in our

680
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: other league. Now let's talk real life. Yeah, because I mean,

681
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: we don't have chest day, we don't have no teeth, Keith,

682
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: we don't have I want to talk to dad about us.

683
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: When we were younger in high school, we weren't the

684
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: best of students. We were kind of speak for yourself.

685
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: You were terrible. I think God there was sports and

686
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 1: no past, no play because they like to play sports,

687
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: so they had to pass. It wasn't up to Mom

688
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: and I to make that decision. But my question is,

689
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: was there a time that you and mom ever thought

690
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: what are they gonna like? Did you worry about us

691
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: career wise making it in the real world? No? No,

692
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: it all works out. Do you ever worry about anything? Sometimes?

693
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: But I mean, you guys worked, that's one thing. You

694
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: had a good work ethic. But maybe that was because

695
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: we just said, hey, when you're sixteen, get a job

696
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: because we ain't paying for ship and well, yeah, that'll

697
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: make you work. If you want to go out and

698
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: do something my friends and if I can, if you

699
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: want to, you're gonna have to pay for it because

700
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 1: it was gonna be in our house. They were one

701
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: year apart. I wasn't buying three freaking cars. I couldn't.

702
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: It's just the way it was. So we told him

703
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: when they were early young, I mean they mowed yards,

704
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: they came and helped work it with me. I'd pay

705
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: them when they were young. They knew ahead of time

706
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 1: when they turned sixteen, if they were going to drive,

707
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: they better they better be able to forward the car.

708
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: That's the way it was. So. Yeah, I just always wondered,

709
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: like if you looked at us as kids and we're

710
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: like no, because I figured you could make a living.

711
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: I mean I've never been. You have to make so much.

712
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: If you enjoy what you do, good for you. Because

713
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: I enjoyed my work. My part I hated was paperwork,

714
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: so and owning your own business. That was the worst

715
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: thing in the world. And asked my brother, because I

716
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: would you so, who did your paperwork? My brother, I

717
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: would just throw all this stuff that was laying around

718
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: on the floorboard and said, here, figure it out. He

719
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: was sort of the anal. He was the anal. Well,

720
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: that's that's that's just you know he paid attention to

721
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: like carried on with that description. He added something that

722
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: he's just the anal, like just the anal. Excuse me, No,

723
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: I mean, and I don't know his nation might do

724
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: something like that. I had a T shirt. He's just yeah,

725
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: I really didn't wonder that about us, because now that

726
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: we have kids. Oh yeah, I worry about it every day.

727
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 1: You do, Yeah, because you have steps two step sons

728
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: that are older ones out of high school, the other

729
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: one's gonna be a senior in high school. And it

730
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: freaks you out every day. Yeah, it does, like it

731
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: would freak me out because because once you guys turned eighteen,

732
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: you left at the house. I couldn't get other fast enough. Well,

733
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 1: thanks a lot, Well I came back. Well it wasn't

734
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: that about you. It was just about you know. Yeah,

735
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: Well that's why don't we That's how we tried to

736
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: raise you, is we love you and everything else, but

737
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: you got to do it on your own. I was like,

738
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: I was so excited to go out and like getting

739
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: up my own apartment and you know, go and then

740
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: we did our job. And that's why because now it's like,

741
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, they seem content on working and staying

742
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: at home, So when does that end? Yeah? I say

743
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: that was because Keith He's always would tell me, aren't

744
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: you so sad there they're not around. I'm like, no,

745
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: because that's sort of what I was. That's what you

746
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,479
Speaker 1: sort of raise your kids to do, is go out

747
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: and make their own way. They make their own mistakes. Yeah,

748
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: would you. I just wondered about that. I have no idea, no,

749
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: because I mean mine are young, three too and just born,

750
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 1: so that isn't in my mind frame yet A long

751
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: ways off. But I just thought about the world will

752
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: look like at that point. Just just remember how we

753
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: raised you, and you'll be fine. That's it. Huh, that's it,

754
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: because I I want it. So as a parent, you

755
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: weren't sad when we moved college. You weren't. Oh I

756
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: was sad. But I mean did you cry? No? No, sorry,

757
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: that's sad. I mean I get it because I could

758
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: sit around naked. Okay, that's not true. So losers nation

759
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: the vomit. But I'm not Terry Bradshaw. What were gonna say?

760
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I mean, I get it because

761
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure you cried because you were moving fifteen fifteen

762
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: minutes away. I mean he lived right down the street. Yeah, yeah,

763
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: downtown Austin. That's fifteen minutes jump in what world is? Well,

764
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: back in those days, there was it's like an hour

765
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: it is. I mean it's like fifteen miles but an

766
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: hour away. No, no, now it is. Back then it

767
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: was fifteen minutes. You jumped on it hard. You could

768
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: be a Concordia no problem whatever, that's what That's what

769
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: I mean. I didn't know if that was it. It

770
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: was just weird, I know, because I don't think I

771
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: ever visited him at Concordia. Yeah, what a jerk. I

772
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: figured that he was never worried about our sister because

773
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: he knew she was going to make it. And I

774
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: didn't worry about any of is. Well, I didn't know.

775
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: I really had no idea. I don't know they. I

776
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: thought they we worried about her because she didn't talk

777
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: to anybody. Yeah, well that was we were worried she

778
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: wasn't assertive enough, and she wasn't, but she learned. That's

779
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: what working did for her. I mean, she gradually learned

780
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: how to be assertive. Well, I was worried about all

781
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: your hell, Joe, he graduates and he's a year later,

782
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: he's serving spaghetti and Zero's I'm like, well, it's a

783
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: little weird. Why don't you get a Now it's starting

784
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: to come out, Well where did I just sort of said, hey,

785
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: some of your friends from high school are working at

786
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: this company. Why don't you give him a call and

787
00:47:53,760 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: see if they're hiring. He did that. Sarah was lows.

788
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: I mean she always had a good job, you know.

789
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: And we said and uh, we said, hey this she

790
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: was a biology major, said this lab is we they're

791
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: hiring because one of our friends. Yes, I don't remember that,

792
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: yeahs right over there by Anderson. Yeah, for not you know,

793
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: six or eight months. I was like, I don't know.

794
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: I guess I raised that part of my brain. It's

795
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: like I was. I always thought, oh, she was the

796
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: manager at the movie theater. Well I was like, that

797
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: was in college. But then so she went and applied.

798
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: And I'm getting old. I forget stuff. No, no, you are.

799
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: And you tell me I forget stuff. You know you're

800
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: the one that forgets stuff. Nou. I am a memory

801
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: steel trap up here. Absolutely. Well, for the first sports

802
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: our life anyway, I name everything. Well, but you think

803
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: you're right on, but sometimes there's a little discrepancies in

804
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: the stories. That's all right, Well, we won't get into that. Ye, no, no,

805
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: there is no discrepancies. I am spot on every single

806
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: time here. The sports penis what understand that. I mean,

807
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: this is the guy that thought he could beat me

808
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: in the mile in high school and high school I

809
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: could have no les. This is a guy who thought

810
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 1: he could beat my assistant, my coach yard and yeah.

811
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: See so I think in high school you had this

812
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: irrational um uh perception of yourself as an athlete. You

813
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: thought you could beat him at the hundred yard dash.

814
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: You thought you could beat me at the mile. What

815
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: happened in that forty yard fifty yard dash whatever? However?

816
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: I mean it was short because it was over in

817
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: about ten Yeah, I gave up after like ten steps,

818
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: was already down the block. I mean he had a

819
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: cigarette in his mouth. I've never seen anything by that fast.

820
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: That was a wake up call. I mean that was

821
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: that was a year old man, year old, and he

822
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: was about five ft six. Dude. That guy could get it,

823
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: could run. I'm still and I still see it in

824
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: my mind, like that was the nuts. But what would

825
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: have happened in that the same thing that happened in

826
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: that race? Yeah, okay, finally you admitted, finally, that's there.

827
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: I'll remember the night we went up to the Anderson

828
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: track because a friend of Sarah's was his name. His

829
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: name was Donny Baker. He played football in Texas South.

830
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 1: He was the running back at Anderson, and he said

831
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:46,479
Speaker 1: he could beat me in the eight two laps. He

832
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: was he ran the hundred yard dash in high school

833
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: like he was. He ran the hundred yard dash. So

834
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: he thought, oh my god, I can smoke you in

835
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: the eight hundred. I said, let's go. We packed up,

836
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: two cars, got everybody, and let's go. Got to the

837
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: Anderson Trap ten o'clock at night, ten o'clock at night,

838
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: like it's dark. It's like, I mean, middle of the night.

839
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,839
Speaker 1: We never did anything in the day, midnight baseball. My god,

840
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: what did we sleep all day? And yeah, I think

841
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: we did. None of us got up early, none of us.

842
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: And so we get to the track and he sees

843
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: me start warming up and Donnie Baker freaks out and goes,

844
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,959
Speaker 1: let's make it a four backs out because he doesn't

845
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: want any on the eight hundred. And he beat me

846
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: in the four hundred, but he would have got toasted.

847
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: He realized that when he got out there that eight

848
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: hundreds a little bit. It's a long way. And he

849
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 1: didn't want he didn't want that smoke. He didn't want

850
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: that smoke. Now we have you ever thought we're not

851
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: gonna be able to take our kids to play midnight baseball? Yeah?

852
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: I have. Have you ever thought you're not gonna be

853
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: able to run through people's backyards and ship there's cameras everyone, Yeah,

854
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: nobody does that anywhere, So like, are ruining society? I

855
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,240
Speaker 1: mean yes, and that serves some good purposes. But yeah,

856
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: well it's it's mostly bad if you look on the

857
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: your neighborhood face. But page you've got people that are

858
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 1: just bananas. Yeah. I there's a car driving slow down

859
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: the street. No, we get the ones where they post

860
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, this guy's coming around knocking

861
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: on doors and it's a salesman. It's like, we get

862
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: the one. He drove down the streets slow and then

863
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: turned back around. Okay, maybe he's looking for an address.

864
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: People are And I'll tell you the greatest story. Batter's

865
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: Box had dental work done. God was sort of groggy. No,

866
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: that was not it was oh, kidney stones, oh okay, whatever.

867
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: He had work done just like it was in my twenties.

868
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: So like I didn't live, I didn't live with you all,

869
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: but I had surgery. So all right, Mom picked me

870
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: up because I couldn't drive. No, no, no, no, no,

871
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: Eddie stop, all right. And he decided he wanted something

872
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: from because I had like the ansthesius. I couldn't drive

873
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a car Mom, and so I wanted.

874
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: I was hungry and thirsty at y'all's house all day alone.

875
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: No food, no food. That house is notorious for no food.

876
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: No no, let's give real. Hold on, let's give real.

877
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: When you guys were growing, like all the kids would

878
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: get off the bus, they'd come to our house. They

879
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: would form a line and go through the pantry picking

880
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: out what they wanted. Now, I'm not just talking my kids,

881
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking the neighbor's kids. All right, back to your story.

882
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: So chest day I was hungry, Sarah's friends because Jennifer

883
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: can me. My mother in law was visiting, yeah, I

884
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: said him. My mother in law was visiting one week

885
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: and she said, I'm cooking on the stove and this

886
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: girl just comes up and takes the spoon and starts

887
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: tasting everything in the pot. That was Jennifer. But so

888
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: back to the story. Don't tell me we were not

889
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: tories for no food because we eat it on one day,

890
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: But there's no excuse after we're moved out, like this

891
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 1: is years later, still no food. So I was had

892
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: post surgery. Uh, stuck in the barren wasteland of no food.

893
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: What did we do in the days before uber eats

894
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: and chow now? And that wasn't the thing. That's what

895
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: I'm saying. This is what we had to do in

896
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: the real You kids don't understand how hard we had it.

897
00:54:54,640 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 1: So we had nothing we could probably twenty eight, don't know,

898
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't think of that, but no mid twenties. So

899
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: I set out on a journey, on a journey, barefoot

900
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: in the sun, uphill both ways to the tech Coke

901
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: gas station. And you gotta think because he was under anesthesia,

902
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: he'd been sleeping, so his hair's all madden and looks disgusted.

903
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: He looks unshaven, like I had some stubble, and I

904
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: look like Keith. I look probably look homeless. Somebody called

905
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: the cops because I was walking on the sidewalk and

906
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: we're not talking. I gated this is I mean, this

907
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: is middle class. When we moved it was lower middle class.

908
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: But now with Austin, everything's Did you walk on the

909
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: sidewah to the gas station buy some soda and I

910
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: don't know, chips or something, made it to the station

911
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: and you were on your way back? Yes, I was

912
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: all the way back. So I had a bag of

913
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,479
Speaker 1: food got it or snacks or whatever. And the cop

914
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: like rolls up behind me, and I was just like,

915
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: what's going Did he come over the loud speaker. No? No,

916
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: They kind of rolled up next to me and pulled

917
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: down a roll down the window. It was like, and

918
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: then they got out or like they kind of angle

919
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: the car to like block me from keep walking, right,

920
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So then they get out

921
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: and I was just standing there like what did I do?

922
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: And they and they the cop told me, oh, well,

923
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: there was some concerned neighbor that called the police saying

924
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: that there was some strange man, uh walking through the

925
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: neighborhood and they didn't know what you were up to.

926
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm just going to the store.

927
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how bad it was. There's some nosy people. Keith.

928
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: This was years and years ago, but was between jobs,

929
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: so I said, here, come to work with me. That

930
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: might have been a mistake, but I did it well.

931
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: He would park his car in front of our house

932
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 1: and we'd go to work after about the third day.

933
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: In Austin, they put an orange toe sticker on cars

934
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:23,439
Speaker 1: that are in our you know, parked or inoperable or whatever. Well,

935
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: his it was operable and everything. It didn't look like

936
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: it was, but he would drive away every night. But

937
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: what was happening was someone would drive by during the

938
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: day and see it, and then the next day it

939
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: was still there. They didn't see it when it was

940
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: gone that night. He was so pissed that somebody thought

941
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: his car was terrible. But my thing, I worry that

942
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: kids nowadays, they're not going to get to toilet paper

943
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:58,439
Speaker 1: houses because every damn person has the stupid ring doorbelt can.

944
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: So when the kids are out there toilet paper in

945
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: the house, the ring doorbell cam is gonna send a

946
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: signal to whoever's phone, and the toilet papering is gonna

947
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: be non existent. You shouldn't have moved in that neighborhood.

948
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: You did. No, I'm talking about every neighbor every neighborhood

949
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: your neighborhood called the cops on him. Your neighborhood has

950
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: turned into a munch of Papa's asses years ago too.

951
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: It's worse now here, exactly. It's so bad that you

952
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: can't even toilet paper houses, which is so sad and

953
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: so it's stupid if you have to call the parent aheadtime. Hey, Susie,

954
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: just so you know, little Johnny is gonna come toilet

955
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 1: paper in your house tonight, because then the neighbors will

956
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: call the cops on you. People they don't mind their

957
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: own business. Oh god, I'll tell you a story. Neighbor

958
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: his I mean the ones who live right next to me.

959
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,959
Speaker 1: I guess they I'm sure they don't listen, but they're

960
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: there's no chance they listen. They don't even know what

961
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: a podcast is, but they're they're a little strange, a

962
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: little okay we're talking about but right next door, the

963
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: neighbors across the street were mad because the daughter, and

964
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: she was older, I mean, she was in her thirties,

965
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: probably was parking in their yard. And I talked to

966
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: the old man and he goes, oh, she broke with

967
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. He smashed her window and whatever that. You know,

968
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: it's your house. I don't give it yet. Oh. The

969
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: the neighbors across the street, he comes over and tells me.

970
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: He goes, I put a note in their mailbox that

971
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: they're what is wrong with people? And I'm like, well, no, no, no,

972
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: I guess the old man. Yeah, because they were parking

973
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: in their grass in their yards. Anyway, the neighbor comes

974
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: over and we're talking. I said, can you play some

975
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: dumbass in their mailbox? I go in and tell my

976
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: wife and she goes, he's the one that put the

977
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: note in the mailbox. I feel like, that's awesome, that's amazing,

978
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I mean, that is foot in mouth. But

979
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: he should have heard it. I mean, he is a dumbass.

980
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: That's so stupid. Why am I worried? I have a

981
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: hard enough time with my life. If I'm gonna worry

982
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: where you park or what you're doing in your yard,

983
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. A h O A

984
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: s are the band of I would never I was

985
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: just crazy. You know. I'm so glad they didn't have

986
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 1: when I bought my ouse. I hate it. I hit

987
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: living in one. Oh I had one, and I got

988
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: a one day. It's back when we lived in Austin,

989
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: and I get a knock on the door and it's

990
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: this guy and he says, I'm owe your yard. Mike, No,

991
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm good. He's like, no, no, I'm owe your yard. Like, no,

992
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. And shose me

993
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: the note from the homeowners association that had sent him

994
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: to mow my yard, and it was gonna cost seventy five.

995
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: It was a seventy five fee for him to mow

996
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: my yard because they felt my yard was too long.

997
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 1: And that's my job. By the way, that's what you

998
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 1: call people, Oh, he said, neighborhood. He's so anyway, I

999
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,919
Speaker 1: called the homeowners association and I said, I need someone

1000
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: to come out here and tell me exactly what is

1001
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: wrong with my yard, because it was literally up to

1002
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: maybe my ankle, like maybe the tip of my ankle

1003
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: on my shoe, I said. And she said, okay, I'll

1004
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: come by tomorrow. I said, okay, I'll take off work

1005
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: and i'll be here. Really, I wouldn't gonna take off work.

1006
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: I just got off early enough where I could be

1007
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: home during normal hours fifteen hour work week, and so

1008
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: I sat, I got home from work and I see

1009
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: the lady driving by, looking at it real slow. Then

1010
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: she turns back around on the Facebook page. There someone

1011
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: driving down the street. Really, so she never gets out

1012
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 1: of her car. Did you not go out there? Oh?

1013
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 1: I sat there and looked at her as she's driving by,

1014
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: because you can tell it's her because she's going so

1015
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: slow and looking very closely at your yard that look.

1016
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: And she never came. So I called her at four

1017
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: thirty and I she's, oh, yeah, I drove. I said, well,

1018
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: why didn't you knock on the door. Well, I said,

1019
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: I took off work. I could have gone back to

1020
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: work if you would have knocked on my door and

1021
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: we could have discussed. I did, but she acted like

1022
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: she didn't see. You know, she's acting like she didn't

1023
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: see me. And I'm like, I took the whole day off.

1024
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 1: I could have gone back to work. And she said,

1025
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: and he's acting like he didn't see her, acting like

1026
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: I didn't see her, and she's going on yes, and

1027
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: she says, well I looked, and yeah, you're right. Your

1028
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: your yard is not long at all. And we apologize.

1029
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: But if that that guy would have mot it, they

1030
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 1: would have charged me seventy five dollars, and you wouldn't

1031
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 1: have had the proof that it was good thing he

1032
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: knocks on any door. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't think

1033
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: most times I'll just mow it. So I mean just

1034
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: so annoying all, I mean, just so annoying. My joy

1035
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: we had. So I live kind of at the last

1036
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: at the end of the neighborhood, and I guess one

1037
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: of the main streets. But anyways, are so like down

1038
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: the street to the left of my way, it's a

1039
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 1: main street. The exit, so right near the side exit

1040
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: of our neighborhood is our basketball courts. So there's parking spots,

1041
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: but there's a basketball and you know, when we bought there,

1042
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: I live pretty much catty corner diagonal to it. Um,

1043
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 1: it was wide open, so you could just go play

1044
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: basketball whatever. So then since then, over the years they

1045
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: put in lights, and then most recently we have the

1046
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: some neighbors were complaining that kids from other neighborhoods were

1047
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: using it. Who cares, as long as it's getting used.

1048
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 1: The point of putting up a basketball is to use it.

1049
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: If it's not being used, if there's no one fight,

1050
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: who cares, who uses it? It's a basketball court. You

1051
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: freaking idiots. I hate people. People are bothered by this.

1052
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: Took the lights. No, no, what do they do? They

1053
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: put a fence around it. Now you've got to have

1054
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 1: a card or something to buzz it in. Even worse,

1055
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: they put a fence around it, and they did install

1056
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: like the card reader like they have at the pool,

1057
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 1: you know whatever. But for a long time, you know,

1058
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 1: due to COVID whatever, that card reader wasn't working. So

1059
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 1: in the interim, what did they do? Did they just

1060
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 1: leave it open people to play? No, they chain the

1061
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: entire basketball court so people from outside the neighborho couldn't

1062
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: use it, But the people from inside the neighbor nobody

1063
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 1: could use it. So it's out there for four months

1064
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 1: just not being used. And then people started and then

1065
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: people started complaining about it, and finally they fixed it.

1066
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: Still still, the fact that they care so much that

1067
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: other kids come and use it, it's it's insane. This

1068
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: is the and I live right across from it and

1069
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 1: nobody has ever It's never bothered me. Like they come

1070
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: and play basketball and play you know, they have music going,

1071
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: like who cares? It's great. When you guys were growing

1072
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 1: up all our neighbor hood had was a newsletter. Yeah,

1073
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:45,919
Speaker 1: the newsletter. It's basically shaming people. It went, that's that's

1074
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: the pre Facebook. Yes, yes, but it's a month late,

1075
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: so you don't really it's not real times right, No, no, no, no,

1076
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 1: they're talking about they have no power. All they can

1077
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: do is trying to shame people. We would be in

1078
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 1: the newsletter there because for some reason, they all played

1079
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 1: out front street football in the side yard. I mean

1080
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 1: I had a mud hole for a side yard. That's

1081
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: another story. But in the newsletter would go, there are

1082
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: a bunch of unsupervised children at such and such corner,

1083
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I read this. I'm like, well, god it,

1084
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: it's your kids. What do you want me to do.

1085
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm not standing out there to watch them. They're fine.

1086
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: I didn't. I never understood. I'm like, they're not breaking

1087
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: into your house, they're just playing. I long for those days.

1088
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: Now it's even worse. But I never got yard of

1089
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: the month. And I always told him I thought yards

1090
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: were to play in. Look at our yard. It is

1091
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 1: played in that month. I like that. That's actually a

1092
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 1: valid point. Everybody else it's meticulous. You can't step on

1093
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: the grass. We had no grass because we ran it

1094
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 1: into the ground. We made it a mud pit. We

1095
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: played football, we played baseball, we played whatever. Our house

1096
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: was like filthy because we threw the ball against it. Yes,

1097
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: there was Mom's favorite spots all over the wall on

1098
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 1: the side of the house because you play baseball and

1099
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: you hit the ball when you're pitching buns up, I

1100
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 1: mean everything. You couldn't put pictures on that wall because

1101
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: it would be knocked down and it should be yard

1102
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: of the month. That was my contention, but nobody believed.

1103
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 1: They wouldn't listen. I wrote it in the newsletter. Oh,

1104
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, that would be hilarious.

1105
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: Now you know it would be funny. Is if he

1106
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: won yard of the month now all these years later

1107
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 1: and like he could there his yards pretty nice. It's

1108
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: it's really shaped up when you don't have a bunch

1109
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: of kids trail. No one is running around. Have you

1110
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 1: won it? But you may win the Christmas decorating. You

1111
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,240
Speaker 1: did a great job Christmas decorating. Well once every two

1112
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: years for that. Yes, the newsletter they give yard of

1113
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 1: the month. Yep, still have a newsletter, like it comes

1114
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 1: in the mail. No, they volunteers come and just throw

1115
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: it put it on your porch. You know they have

1116
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,679
Speaker 1: Oh they don't just email it. I figured no, no, no,

1117
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:32,240
Speaker 1: we're old. When they're going around putting stuff on their porch,

1118
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 1: did they get posted on the Facebook page. I've never

1119
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: seen that. Hey, there's people walking around my head maybe

1120
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: just checking out for uh packages on their porch. But no,

1121
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: they just stick it on your front porch. And I

1122
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: do sort of like that because it shows police. Really

1123
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: they'll put police reports. Yeah, I like the police reports

1124
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 1: because we would always see if we made it. Like

1125
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,360
Speaker 1: when we were kids, I where do you? We would

1126
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 1: look in there to see if it was something we

1127
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 1: did gang activity at such and such, And that was

1128
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 1: when we would put bandanas on our head. We put

1129
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: all red bandannas and one person would have a blue bandana,

1130
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 1: and we'd stand in the middle of the road and

1131
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 1: when a car was coming, we'd act like we're jumping

1132
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: that one person in the opposite color bandick, fake fighting,

1133
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: and we'd kick him, kick him, and then scatter and

1134
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: leave that person laying in the street. You want me

1135
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 1: to tell you my story about that? Cars would stop?

1136
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 1: Are you okay? And I'll never get Jennifer. Do you

1137
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 1: want me to call the police and Jennifer. Jennifer said, no,

1138
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 1: it'll just get worse. We're very creative. Now, I want

1139
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 1: to tell you know you were pretty stupid. No, we're creative.

1140
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 1: Because one how I get a knock on the door

1141
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 1: and this guy sitting there going there was a big

1142
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 1: fight out in your front yard, and I said, oh okay.

1143
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 1: When they came home and said, what the hell are

1144
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: you doing? You don't do it in your own yard. Well,

1145
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: here's the problem. That corner where we grew up, it

1146
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 1: was set up for perfect escape routes. There was one

1147
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 1: like a house down there's a no fence that you

1148
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: can run through and jump over ours. You could run

1149
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,360
Speaker 1: around the back and you could jump back into our

1150
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 1: yard and they think you ran down the street. There

1151
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: was too many escape routes right there in the central location.

1152
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: They have it. They came to my door. Well that's

1153
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 1: when you have to deny Tony, Tony. Yeah, yeah, you

1154
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 1: just act like I'll tell you funny after that. I mean,

1155
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: this was they were in their thirties probably, and some

1156
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 1: guy rings the doorbell and says, some kids are hitting

1157
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:50,559
Speaker 1: my car with water balloons. Did you say, And I said, well,

1158
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: ten or fifteen years ago. I ago, you probably at

1159
01:10:54,040 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 1: the right house, but it's long gone. Water balloons, that's real.

1160
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 1: And then he's telling me, I'm just back and I

1161
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:07,360
Speaker 1: know it's serious. Don't please, don't write letters, it's serious.

1162
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:11,679
Speaker 1: But he's going, I got P A T D whatever

1163
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 1: the yeah from. And I'm like, well, he goes, I

1164
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: wasn't wanting to shoot him myself. Well, you might want

1165
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: to get that looked at, because it's just water balloons.

1166
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, there was there was a car.

1167
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: There was this house down the street. They had matching

1168
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 1: green three thousand g t S. I don't even know

1169
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 1: what the hell kind of car that is, but it's

1170
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 1: come some kind of fancy sports car. They thought they

1171
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: were the coolest couple in the world. And we wouldn't

1172
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 1: even throw a tennis ball at him. We would just

1173
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 1: fake throw, like we would act like remember that we

1174
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,640
Speaker 1: wind up and act like we're just chunking something at it,

1175
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 1: and they would slam on the brake, dare not throw

1176
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:55,559
Speaker 1: those and they would chase us for an hour because

1177
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 1: they were so pissed. But we didn't even throw anything.

1178
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: That was the beauty of a fake throw is you

1179
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: could throw all your body weight into it and look

1180
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 1: like you're throwing as hard as you can. And when

1181
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,479
Speaker 1: you got four kids like throwing as hard as they

1182
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:13,719
Speaker 1: can throw an air, it looks so intimidating. And I mean,

1183
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 1: and they would run and they would chase us, and

1184
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 1: I was just like, man, this is awesome, awesome, so

1185
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:26,360
Speaker 1: much fun. But the best one ever is there were

1186
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:30,200
Speaker 1: some Druggias in the neighborhood and they had been known

1187
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 1: to smash some car windows. And one time they're walking

1188
01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:37,679
Speaker 1: by the house and Dad looks at him and goes,

1189
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:45,040
Speaker 1: don't funk with any cars tonight, And they said what

1190
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,519
Speaker 1: he goes, listen, you guys have to go to I

1191
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:51,559
Speaker 1: don't have to. So you do something. Something happens these

1192
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 1: cars some cars, okay. And now one of those guys

1193
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:02,679
Speaker 1: owns a business that our mom tried to order something

1194
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 1: from for my kid's birthday this summer and never got

1195
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: a response. And I wonder if it's because he recognized

1196
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,960
Speaker 1: the name. And I sit there and I'm like, does

1197
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:21,240
Speaker 1: he know? Oh, of course, who can you tell me? Like,

1198
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 1: I'll turn off the mic. There you go. So so

1199
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,919
Speaker 1: I mom tried to order something where my kid's birthday

1200
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:40,520
Speaker 1: party this summer for it, and she got no response.

1201
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,599
Speaker 1: It said email, you know, with questions, never responded. And

1202
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 1: I wonder if it goes back to dad saying don't

1203
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,080
Speaker 1: funk with any cars today. I don't think it's so

1204
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 1: much as that as the other stuff that we did.

1205
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:02,759
Speaker 1: It might be just so funny. Well, I mean, things

1206
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: were happening to cars, and it's like, what are you

1207
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 1: gonna do? You can't do. You know who it is,

1208
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:13,120
Speaker 1: I'll parents are nuts. There was one time all this

1209
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 1: is great a parent. Okay, hold on, this is what happened.

1210
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: How do you know what stories and tell when all

1211
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,639
Speaker 1: he says there was this one time this is gonna

1212
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,040
Speaker 1: be great. No, no, he said, parents are nuts, because

1213
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 1: there's only one parent story that I can think of

1214
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:32,720
Speaker 1: that is unbelievable. So there was a group of kids.

1215
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,920
Speaker 1: He's a better storyteller than I. And I'm gonna tell

1216
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:39,439
Speaker 1: you there's a group of kids. I guess. I don't

1217
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 1: know if they were rivals or what why they didn't

1218
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:44,479
Speaker 1: like us, But they're over at this girl's house drinking

1219
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:48,400
Speaker 1: in high school. Weren't high school and that didn't happen

1220
01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 1: at our house. You can say a lot of things

1221
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:55,679
Speaker 1: about my parenting. But nobody ever drank at our house.

1222
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm not saying my kids didn't drink, but not at

1223
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,360
Speaker 1: our house. That's not true. They didn't supply it to you,

1224
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: that's what they're saying. So they went by. I was late,

1225
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:10,160
Speaker 1: and I was graduated. It was like graduation. I remember

1226
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 1: we had Kelly School. You graduated. But we're undrage But

1227
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:19,719
Speaker 1: but this, this is one time this dad was drinking

1228
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,760
Speaker 1: with the kids, and I don't know why they were

1229
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,880
Speaker 1: mad at us. I'm trying to figure out who this is.

1230
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:36,559
Speaker 1: Ahead they lived in Millwood. They lived Woods Well, the father, yeah, Mesa,

1231
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 1: I think it's called I don't know who that is.

1232
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,240
Speaker 1: It was about Conny's Woods drivers what they live off of. Anyway,

1233
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:45,479
Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, we get a knock on

1234
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 1: our front door and it's my buddy Aaron. He's like, dude,

1235
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: call the cops. We got him pinned in your yard.

1236
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: We got him pinned in your yard. And we're like

1237
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: what They're like, yeah, they just drove through our yard.

1238
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: They drove through Aaron's yard in their event or suburban

1239
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 1: whatever it was. It was the dad, his high school

1240
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:15,839
Speaker 1: daughter and her friends. Okay, now and So Aaron's dad

1241
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 1: and mom had jumped in their minivan followed them, and

1242
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,759
Speaker 1: they were driving through our yard and they had blocked

1243
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:23,840
Speaker 1: him in. So they were they were between the tree

1244
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: and their car and they couldn't go anywhere, stuck right

1245
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 1: in the middle of our yard. And here's the thing.

1246
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,240
Speaker 1: Aaron's parents thought it was gonna be teenage kids that

1247
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 1: they were busting, and they made eye contact and it

1248
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: was the freaking dad driving the vehicle. Is that unbelievable?

1249
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 1: So this was the story you were gonna tell. Listen, Joe,

1250
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,599
Speaker 1: I have a steel up trap memory, I'm telling you.

1251
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 1: So he starts to rev the engine and is gonna

1252
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 1: drive into Aaron's vehicle? Cool? If they Saya goes, If

1253
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: you don't move it, I'm gonna ram your damn car, Okay,

1254
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,120
Speaker 1: And so they moved and he people they got they

1255
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,479
Speaker 1: got the license got the license plate, and then they

1256
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:14,439
Speaker 1: go over and they call the cops. I call the cops,

1257
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 1: and the cops go over there and goes on us.

1258
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,599
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. The cop told me

1259
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do because we have no proof.

1260
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:27,759
Speaker 1: And I said, we got the license plate, there's nothing

1261
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 1: we can do. I said, that's why. I So then

1262
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:34,680
Speaker 1: dad called. So I called called them and they told me, no,

1263
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:38,679
Speaker 1: we didn't do it. The dad and then he goes

1264
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 1: and he said, he describes the vehicle. We don't have

1265
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 1: a suburban. We don't have a white suburban. So are

1266
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:47,479
Speaker 1: you jump in the car? I drive by their house.

1267
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:53,599
Speaker 1: There's a white suburban. I'm in the dway. I no,

1268
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'm like, how old are you people?

1269
01:17:56,240 --> 01:18:04,840
Speaker 1: What are you kids? What? Hell? It was like, why

1270
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 1: were they coming through? What? We have no idea? I

1271
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: still to this day don't know why why a dad

1272
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,559
Speaker 1: would do it. I mean, we had neighbor, the neighborhood kid.

1273
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:23,639
Speaker 1: What's they were hit? Somebody's trash cans? Yeah? That was okay.

1274
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 1: So that that was led to that. So after that,

1275
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 1: Joe was like, we should get revenge. And so one

1276
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 1: night he assholes, no, no, this is after. This is after.

1277
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 1: So we go and we'll just call him Henry. Okay,

1278
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:48,120
Speaker 1: Henry lived into our neighborhood. He was one of the

1279
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 1: kids that was in that car with the dad driving

1280
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:57,120
Speaker 1: through our yard. J Henry was a loser, absolute loser,

1281
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:02,640
Speaker 1: And so you go driving through his yard. It was

1282
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:06,320
Speaker 1: me and you, Aaron Force chest Day and Aaron. We

1283
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:10,000
Speaker 1: all got in Joe's car and we go through their

1284
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,559
Speaker 1: yard and Joe's like, should I go back and do

1285
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:17,040
Speaker 1: it again? I'm like no, no, no, just go go go,

1286
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,320
Speaker 1: get out, get out. That's one thing. You go and

1287
01:19:19,479 --> 01:19:22,680
Speaker 1: want to return to the scene of the We did

1288
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:26,600
Speaker 1: crazy things. And so Joe decides to drive back by

1289
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:30,559
Speaker 1: like an idiot, and all of a sudden, here comes

1290
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 1: something flying through the air boom nails the windshield. They

1291
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,520
Speaker 1: were outside there through the trash can and hit his windshield.

1292
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,679
Speaker 1: It didn't break, Oh it did. It broke. It broke,

1293
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,920
Speaker 1: but that was on. We went to get revenge. And

1294
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,880
Speaker 1: then if we would have just drove off, would have

1295
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 1: been great. No, because they came back anyways, they came in. No,

1296
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,479
Speaker 1: but then they came and did it to the house.

1297
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,599
Speaker 1: But Joe wanted to drive back by, and that's why

1298
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 1: the windshield got hit by the trash camp. Well, I

1299
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,320
Speaker 1: just wanted to see the he wanted to see the

1300
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:03,000
Speaker 1: marks in the yard. He wanted to see his damage.

1301
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,920
Speaker 1: But that we went there after for the good. That

1302
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:09,240
Speaker 1: was a retaliation for them coming and getting blown in

1303
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:12,519
Speaker 1: the yard. It was crazy. I mean but the fact

1304
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:17,400
Speaker 1: that the dado blew. Mama, I understand kids whatever, I

1305
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 1: don't remember you were in college. But I would never

1306
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: have asked my dad, Hey, can we go drive to

1307
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:27,880
Speaker 1: these people's yards? Yeah, bowling eyes, come on, everybody getting

1308
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:31,560
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go. You drew the line of that.

1309
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,000
Speaker 1: But you're like, hey, let's go toilet paper. And I

1310
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:36,680
Speaker 1: had no house up. You're like, yeah, let's go. I

1311
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 1: had no problem taking someone over to toilet paper. That

1312
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:48,760
Speaker 1: toilet paper, No, never along with because I mean it

1313
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:53,759
Speaker 1: was somebody we to TV's house. Remember that was driving. Okay,

1314
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,760
Speaker 1: I was gonna say the greatest toilet paper ever, the

1315
01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:01,599
Speaker 1: only toilet paper I was Valdez's house. And that was

1316
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,840
Speaker 1: the one. I'm sitting there in the road. Why they're

1317
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:08,559
Speaker 1: toilet page shot out Russell, Donna, Kristen and and another

1318
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:12,240
Speaker 1: car drives by and this lady rolls down their window

1319
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 1: and says, hey, could my kids help? And sure they

1320
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,840
Speaker 1: get out of the car. And then's still were happening nowadays? No,

1321
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 1: nowadays it's nine one, I said the other the other

1322
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,919
Speaker 1: job we were talking about. Man, that was the best

1323
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 1: ever we got. We even got the backyard. Well, so

1324
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,880
Speaker 1: what happened is, oh my god, we were going on

1325
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:39,719
Speaker 1: a trip to Chicago and we were taking Batter's box

1326
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:42,840
Speaker 1: friend Jimmy, because he had never been to Chicago. He

1327
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 1: he never left Texas. He was it was heat, and

1328
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,959
Speaker 1: we're gonna go for the summer. It's gonna be the coolest,

1329
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,880
Speaker 1: nice vacation ever. And they wake up the next morning

1330
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 1: we're supposed to leave and these girls from high school

1331
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 1: had toilet paper Jimmy's house and left pizza crust and

1332
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,679
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of ants. All that it's on.

1333
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,120
Speaker 1: So we go to Chicago and we come back the

1334
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: bear and you poked the bear and it was my

1335
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:09,520
Speaker 1: birthday because I had a summer birthday. Joe was sixteen.

1336
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:12,800
Speaker 1: He could drive. The only problem is there was a

1337
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,680
Speaker 1: curfew now in Austin were if you're stain age, you

1338
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 1: had to be home by a certain time. And we

1339
01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:19,960
Speaker 1: lollawed up. I mean we go to a g B

1340
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:23,760
Speaker 1: used to have four toilet rolls of toilet paper, which

1341
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: h GB is the grocery store. Four rolls of toilet

1342
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:28,240
Speaker 1: paper for like twenty five cents. I mean it was

1343
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:31,040
Speaker 1: super cheap. There was no toilet paper shorters back then. None,

1344
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,000
Speaker 1: and so you could go and buy three two rolls

1345
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:37,800
Speaker 1: for twenty bucks easily. I don't. I mean that math

1346
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,640
Speaker 1: maybe not work out, but yes, that's about what it was.

1347
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:46,200
Speaker 1: I don't know exact prices. U T s A math

1348
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: get it right, shout out. U T s A material doubt.

1349
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:52,960
Speaker 1: He took math at I did. I took algebra the

1350
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:57,360
Speaker 1: first year Big Mac McHenry got an A filled out

1351
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 1: thirty five, enough to get thirty five points on the

1352
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,639
Speaker 1: final that would solidify my A. Walked up to Big

1353
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:05,400
Speaker 1: Max that it's been a pleasure and walked out. Didn't

1354
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:08,680
Speaker 1: even fill out the whole thing. That's right, that's how

1355
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 1: you do it. Then, so we go. We're gonna get

1356
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:15,280
Speaker 1: your dipoma. That's why you're right. But we're gonna go

1357
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,320
Speaker 1: and toil the paper. This girl's house. But the problem

1358
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,639
Speaker 1: is we gotta get over there. It's on the other

1359
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,759
Speaker 1: side of town. It's over by Anderty. It's about twenty

1360
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,320
Speaker 1: minute drive from the house. And there's a bunch of

1361
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 1: teenagers in this vehicle. The bourbon and this bourbon ain't known,

1362
01:23:27,439 --> 01:23:31,559
Speaker 1: you know, brand new spanking blo the blue berb. It

1363
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:34,360
Speaker 1: made some noises, it made some rattles. It drew attention

1364
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:37,400
Speaker 1: to it. It wasn't like the ubcaps. It wasn't like

1365
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,360
Speaker 1: it could sneak through the night stealthily, you know what

1366
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:42,080
Speaker 1: I mean, like you were announcing, Hey, we have arrived.

1367
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:45,800
Speaker 1: So it was like the Griswolds ancing. We drive over

1368
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,639
Speaker 1: there and we park a couple of blocks away put

1369
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:52,280
Speaker 1: in part are you we go? Guys, you're ready? If

1370
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 1: I remember correctly, she lived in a caulo sacking. It

1371
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 1: was uphill, so park we had to run up hill, yes,

1372
01:23:59,479 --> 01:24:02,479
Speaker 1: and so were toilet paper and just destroying our front yard.

1373
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 1: Tralastic for thing. You break them off, you just stick

1374
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:11,280
Speaker 1: to for diesel in the well. Then I don't know

1375
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,280
Speaker 1: who it was, but decided let me try to open

1376
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:16,200
Speaker 1: the dogs barking the whole time like that. Well it

1377
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:18,000
Speaker 1: starts barking and then just shuts up, and I don't

1378
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,519
Speaker 1: know why it stopped, but it barked for about thirty seconds,

1379
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,439
Speaker 1: and then let us destroy the house. Then someone decided here,

1380
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,680
Speaker 1: let me try the gate and we went in the

1381
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:29,200
Speaker 1: back yard, something I've never done in my life, never

1382
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,280
Speaker 1: done in a toilet papering job in the history of

1383
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,679
Speaker 1: the world. But it was it was they had a pool.

1384
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:37,760
Speaker 1: They had a pool, so we started dumping claubs of

1385
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:41,240
Speaker 1: toilet paper in the pool and whack throwing in against

1386
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:45,920
Speaker 1: the glass windows in the story, everywhere everywhere. So there

1387
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,720
Speaker 1: is just toilet paper all over the windows and we

1388
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:56,439
Speaker 1: just yes home and they didn't hear us. You just

1389
01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:02,120
Speaker 1: imagine every few seconds against the windows, don't don't. I mean,

1390
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:06,920
Speaker 1: the toilet paper was probably scared. I don't trust me.

1391
01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:10,439
Speaker 1: So we destroyed in the backyard. It was in the house,

1392
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,759
Speaker 1: but he bart for like thirty seconds and then just stopped.

1393
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:18,920
Speaker 1: They probably shut up, right, So we destroy the entire backyard.

1394
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:22,639
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the best. Then Joe and Jimmy

1395
01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:25,400
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that they knew who did it,

1396
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:29,760
Speaker 1: so they with gasoline put Class of nineties seven in

1397
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:36,880
Speaker 1: the grass. Then no wonder they coach. Then you get

1398
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,320
Speaker 1: the pack of black cats at three thirty in the

1399
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:46,800
Speaker 1: morning and light them on the front porch. Go go go, go, go,

1400
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:50,800
Speaker 1: go go. Everybody diving the bourbon. Joe, go go go,

1401
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,639
Speaker 1: and we were out of there. And then you're lucky

1402
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:59,120
Speaker 1: to get the aftermath. Aftermath happened because she was dating

1403
01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:03,639
Speaker 1: another baseball player and he went to the coach, who

1404
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:11,200
Speaker 1: Sean and I'll tell you there And so she coach

1405
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:14,840
Speaker 1: calls Joe into the office. Man and what happened then?

1406
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:19,200
Speaker 1: I don't remember. He just asked you a bunch of questions. Yeah,

1407
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:24,320
Speaker 1: I mean I got questioned and uh, did you? I

1408
01:26:24,439 --> 01:26:29,160
Speaker 1: was a pro denier. Come on, that's not my beer

1409
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:36,360
Speaker 1: in my truck? Oh my god, this dude open up

1410
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:41,640
Speaker 1: his car trunk. There's liquor beer, beer. And I'm like, yo,

1411
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:44,240
Speaker 1: what I thought it was in the truck behind the seat. No,

1412
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,800
Speaker 1: it was in the trunk of the car. I said,

1413
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:51,160
Speaker 1: what the this is my friend Brandon's I'm like, all right.

1414
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 1: Whatever Brandon's was. He was a known Brandon did everything,

1415
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:59,040
Speaker 1: and Brandon was a bad dude. He did well, but

1416
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:03,679
Speaker 1: I mean it was like, you know, if the cops

1417
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:07,400
Speaker 1: pull you over, Brandon is not gonna get blamed for this.

1418
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:12,479
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I get up one morning, we have

1419
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:17,679
Speaker 1: a we're we living a two story. You go down

1420
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:25,519
Speaker 1: seven steps, there's a landing. Turn go down seven more steps. Well, Nikki,

1421
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:28,360
Speaker 1: our dog used to sleep on the landing at night.

1422
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:35,479
Speaker 1: I get up in the morning, go down seven steps.

1423
01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:41,320
Speaker 1: There's NICKI turned to go down there's batter's box laying

1424
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:48,200
Speaker 1: on those bottom seven steps. He was on the steps.

1425
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:54,680
Speaker 1: I said, what the hell are you doing? He goes, Oh,

1426
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:57,160
Speaker 1: I was just pet nicky and got tired. I guess

1427
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,960
Speaker 1: I must have just fell asleep. Okay, yeah, that's out.

1428
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 1: It sounds like you just fall asleep on the steps

1429
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:07,240
Speaker 1: to me, No, that's normal. No beer, nothing, I've happened

1430
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:12,960
Speaker 1: to me all the time. And here here's what's like.

1431
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,000
Speaker 1: What it was. I was going upstairs and I saw

1432
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:18,479
Speaker 1: the dog and I was like, oh, let me better,

1433
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,840
Speaker 1: and I stopped the better and then look up there

1434
01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:23,960
Speaker 1: the next morning, decision, don't never stop. They'll never stop.

1435
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:26,960
Speaker 1: To the bed, Get to the bed. Here here's what's funny.

1436
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,519
Speaker 1: That was brutal. When you look back at it. Do

1437
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:31,920
Speaker 1: you think you're tricking mom and dad? Right? Oh yeah,

1438
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 1: you thought, oh, they don't know, they have no idea.

1439
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:37,559
Speaker 1: Then I think about everybody, and I was just talking

1440
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:41,559
Speaker 1: to everybody listening. They used to drink their parents liquor

1441
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:45,960
Speaker 1: and put water back. We didn't have anything, didn't have anything. No,

1442
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:50,800
Speaker 1: I understand that, but and they put they would pour it.

1443
01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:52,680
Speaker 1: But we did that, yeah, with other kids. But you

1444
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,960
Speaker 1: would pour water in there like they didn't know. Like,

1445
01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:59,960
Speaker 1: now you look at how stupid do you think they are?

1446
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:04,040
Speaker 1: Like you poured water in there, and some people would

1447
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:07,280
Speaker 1: diet brown with brown moon coloring, and it's like, oh

1448
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:11,240
Speaker 1: my gosh, son idiotic. It's so funny to get older

1449
01:29:11,439 --> 01:29:17,960
Speaker 1: and realize that was really dumb, really really smart. Parents

1450
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:20,680
Speaker 1: weren't as bad as you thought. You didn't realize what

1451
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:24,120
Speaker 1: alcohol smelled like, so you didn't think parents could smell alcohol.

1452
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,719
Speaker 1: They can smell it. It's crazy how that works. Parents

1453
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,240
Speaker 1: weren't as bad as you thought they were. Well that

1454
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:37,400
Speaker 1: that was my My philosophy on parenting was I remembered

1455
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:40,240
Speaker 1: what I did. As long as it didn't get much

1456
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:43,599
Speaker 1: worse than that, it was cool. Yeah, there's a problem

1457
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:46,639
Speaker 1: with that. I mean, no, here, here's what they said.

1458
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:54,160
Speaker 1: And I remember this vividly, them saying, listen, don't get caught. No, no, no,

1459
01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:57,960
Speaker 1: well no, not what this is it? They said, I'm

1460
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,200
Speaker 1: not gonna tell you you can't drink. I'm because I'm

1461
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 1: not gonna be there. That's your decision. What I'm gonna

1462
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:07,200
Speaker 1: tell you is, don't get in a vehicle with someone

1463
01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:09,400
Speaker 1: that's been drinking, or if you've been drinking. That's it.

1464
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:11,640
Speaker 1: They're like, if you need a ride, call us. That

1465
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:14,800
Speaker 1: was it. No, Well, and I'll tell you. I told him,

1466
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:17,840
Speaker 1: I'll bail you out of jail, but you're gonna owe

1467
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:20,759
Speaker 1: me the money and you're gonna pay for whatever happens,

1468
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:24,000
Speaker 1: because I ain't doing that. That was it. I mean

1469
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:26,080
Speaker 1: I remember that. That was that. That was the talk.

1470
01:30:26,479 --> 01:30:28,559
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a strict oh my god, I'm gonna

1471
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,639
Speaker 1: kick your ass and you get caught drinking or anything

1472
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:33,800
Speaker 1: like that. So I don't know. I don't know how

1473
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,760
Speaker 1: none of us ever got in jail because we did

1474
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:40,000
Speaker 1: some pretty crazy stuff. Nowadays we had all be you

1475
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:46,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it. Times change, You don't know. When I

1476
01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:51,800
Speaker 1: was growing up, that's what I laugh about. People. I

1477
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,320
Speaker 1: would get up and my mom was to stay at home.

1478
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:59,080
Speaker 1: Mom get up in the morning, have breakfast, we'd go.

1479
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:04,120
Speaker 1: She had no idea where we were. We had no phones,

1480
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:07,760
Speaker 1: we had nothing. No, but it's too dangerous now. Yeah,

1481
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:11,760
Speaker 1: we'd come home for lunch. Then we're gone. We don't

1482
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,920
Speaker 1: hang around the house. We're gone. You'll never knew where

1483
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 1: we were. Now, Well, how are you going to know

1484
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:21,760
Speaker 1: what idea? They're probably over here. No. No, I would

1485
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:24,200
Speaker 1: go to the ballpark and I would and I would

1486
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:27,640
Speaker 1: hear from different I saw Dan over here at this neighborhood,

1487
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:31,840
Speaker 1: or I saw Dan over here, I saw Dan over there.

1488
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,479
Speaker 1: I was everywhere. Let me tell you, I didn't need

1489
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:38,640
Speaker 1: a car. I wasn't young. I had a bike. I

1490
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:42,720
Speaker 1: could go anywhere I wanted. I rode that bike. I mean,

1491
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,240
Speaker 1: I don't think my bike like where we were most

1492
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:48,559
Speaker 1: of the time as either the ballpark or there was

1493
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:52,200
Speaker 1: swimming pool three or four, like four or five neighborhoods

1494
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:56,240
Speaker 1: that we were probably somewhere within those neighborhoods, right, yeah,

1495
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,360
Speaker 1: like a five mile radius maybe. Yeah. Well, I don't

1496
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,000
Speaker 1: know how far I'm And I went to Jimmy's and

1497
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:03,000
Speaker 1: that was really far. You know, I don't know how

1498
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:06,720
Speaker 1: far Places Woods was far. It was far. But then

1499
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:10,320
Speaker 1: I had friends that would come over and oh my god,

1500
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:13,439
Speaker 1: their parents wouldn't let them cross Parmer Lane to go

1501
01:32:13,479 --> 01:32:16,160
Speaker 1: to the tech Coo that you got arrested at. Yeah,

1502
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,559
Speaker 1: and it's like my dad would get so Mandy, Who's like,

1503
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:21,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna be driving next year and you won't let

1504
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:26,680
Speaker 1: them cross Parmer. People are irrational, man, But yes, but

1505
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:28,519
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. That's why I are you with

1506
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,400
Speaker 1: people all the time they say, oh, it's so dangerous nowadays,

1507
01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:36,599
Speaker 1: it's different. I was like, it's safer than ever because

1508
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:41,040
Speaker 1: all these stupid ass cameras and twenty news cycle makes

1509
01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:44,600
Speaker 1: you so paranoid nowadays that there's so much bad in

1510
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 1: the world. There was bad and safer letting them go

1511
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:52,920
Speaker 1: walk the neighborhood, then go to school. Yeah there's four schools.

1512
01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:55,280
Speaker 1: Shoes if nothing happens in our neighborhood. Without being on

1513
01:32:55,320 --> 01:33:02,759
Speaker 1: Facebook they post everything were out. You develop a sense

1514
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:07,200
Speaker 1: of what's what's cool, what isn't cool, what makes you nervous?

1515
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:13,040
Speaker 1: What you know? It's life. It's like how you've learned. Hey,

1516
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:15,719
Speaker 1: I'm not going there because I think generally most people

1517
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:20,599
Speaker 1: think that right now that the world is more dangerous

1518
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:25,840
Speaker 1: than ever, which is crazy. Crazy. There's been nutting people

1519
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,599
Speaker 1: from day one. There's maybe a few more, but there's

1520
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:30,960
Speaker 1: a lot more people than us now. I mean, it's

1521
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,920
Speaker 1: just but you can't get you can't do anything now.

1522
01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:40,720
Speaker 1: If your kid is out doing stuff, he understands or

1523
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:49,360
Speaker 1: sheet we're bi sportual. My daughter had she she just

1524
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:52,680
Speaker 1: chose not to do that. I mean, she was a

1525
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:55,759
Speaker 1: little shyer, so she wasn't going to go out roaming.

1526
01:33:55,840 --> 01:34:01,160
Speaker 1: She had her but she's coming to you. Should I

1527
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:05,880
Speaker 1: tell you? We can? We can wait? Comica And yeah

1528
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: that's the I mean, that may be the Crown Jewel.

1529
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:11,719
Speaker 1: That story, that might be the Crown Jewels involving batters,

1530
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:16,640
Speaker 1: Bob and baseball bats. Yes, that's my fault. Yes, no,

1531
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:21,960
Speaker 1: it was Comicas. Yeah yeah. Didn't she throw the rock?

1532
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah for sure? So it was all right, yeah, well,

1533
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:33,759
Speaker 1: happy holidays Christmas. Wait, who's winning the football playoff? Okay,

1534
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:37,720
Speaker 1: that's a great question because I have no idea what

1535
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:39,640
Speaker 1: we did. We did a lot of lifestyle, not very

1536
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:42,840
Speaker 1: much sports one. But here's the thing. Alabama's in the championship.

1537
01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:47,439
Speaker 1: They're going to roll Cincinnati for sure, but you never know.

1538
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:51,160
Speaker 1: You want to win because COVID, you have no idea.

1539
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:54,040
Speaker 1: You can win the national title didn play a game

1540
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:56,639
Speaker 1: because of COVID outbreak. You can be the national champion

1541
01:34:56,680 --> 01:35:02,560
Speaker 1: without playing. God, that's terrible. Who's man, Alabama? It's so

1542
01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:06,679
Speaker 1: hard this year because this year has been so crazy.

1543
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:09,320
Speaker 1: Oh A and MD didn't even play their ball, and

1544
01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:13,679
Speaker 1: I gotta play their Bowl Game Hawaii canceled. There, Michigan.

1545
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:16,479
Speaker 1: Who's gonna win that game? I have no idea because

1546
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:19,760
Speaker 1: I thought I thought Georgia was unbeatable. I thought they

1547
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:23,000
Speaker 1: were so good. They looked awful. Then they looked against

1548
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,640
Speaker 1: Alabama like they were the slowest people on earth, and

1549
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:29,719
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe they just played terrible teams.

1550
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:34,000
Speaker 1: So I really I counted Alabama out. But it's Alabama

1551
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:37,800
Speaker 1: is the new England Patriots. You can never count them out.

1552
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,400
Speaker 1: Never they are they have the smartest I'm not running

1553
01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:42,400
Speaker 1: the ship, but I've watched them at times and they're

1554
01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:44,519
Speaker 1: not They're not good. They're not good, and then they

1555
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:47,320
Speaker 1: do that to Georgia and it's like, whoa, that's what

1556
01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:51,799
Speaker 1: I mean. It's so weird. As they are the Patriots,

1557
01:35:51,840 --> 01:35:54,519
Speaker 1: they have the two smartest okay, is Bill Belichick the

1558
01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:57,519
Speaker 1: greatest NFL coach of all time? Absolutely okay? And Nick

1559
01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:00,479
Speaker 1: Saban's the greatest college football coach of all time. It's amazing,

1560
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:03,200
Speaker 1: and so you have two of the smartest people, and

1561
01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:06,160
Speaker 1: it's great to watch. I don't like Alabama dominating here

1562
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:10,080
Speaker 1: in and you're you're out, But it's unbelievable, you know

1563
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:14,040
Speaker 1: what It makes it unbelievable because back in the day,

1564
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:19,040
Speaker 1: you could have Texas would have they would get every

1565
01:36:19,160 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 1: recruit in Texas that was worth a damn You could

1566
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:25,679
Speaker 1: give them scholarships. Yeah, and so they'd have a hundred

1567
01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:28,599
Speaker 1: and twenties scholarship players on the team and there wasn't

1568
01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:31,840
Speaker 1: so you were gonna be good. And I mean I'm

1569
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:35,400
Speaker 1: talking like Alabama. The big football schools could do that.

1570
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:40,280
Speaker 1: Then they said, okay, limits scholarships. So that made it

1571
01:36:40,479 --> 01:36:45,080
Speaker 1: harder to be year, you know, year after year good.

1572
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:52,000
Speaker 1: So I's and then and in pro football, well now

1573
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:56,759
Speaker 1: with portal, I don't know, no, no, no so, but before,

1574
01:36:56,920 --> 01:37:00,360
Speaker 1: like back then, it also was easier to the big

1575
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:03,439
Speaker 1: school because like you go to no name or well

1576
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:10,519
Speaker 1: that's what you want, that attention to go anywhere, everything,

1577
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:12,320
Speaker 1: anywhere to get paid. You can go anywhere to be

1578
01:37:12,360 --> 01:37:15,599
Speaker 1: on TV. You're gonna get exposure no matter what. So

1579
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:19,200
Speaker 1: it makes it even harder to stay on top now

1580
01:37:19,280 --> 01:37:21,800
Speaker 1: when which is it's so crazy that they're so good

1581
01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:25,120
Speaker 1: every years, every single year. And that's why I love

1582
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:28,680
Speaker 1: all these other programs make excuses, we're young, oh we're this.

1583
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,680
Speaker 1: We had a lot of people go to the drafty

1584
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:34,479
Speaker 1: don't have the text reference. But nix Haven is just

1585
01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:38,920
Speaker 1: the good. That's what I'm saying. Alabama, they lose everybody,

1586
01:37:38,920 --> 01:37:42,320
Speaker 1: don't have the number one recruiting class, but they because

1587
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:47,120
Speaker 1: they don't. I think they rank it based on like numbers,

1588
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:51,639
Speaker 1: like but they just Alabama has all like five stars everywhere.

1589
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:54,120
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just great. I think it's letters they rank.

1590
01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:59,240
Speaker 1: I don't get it, okay, An he said it's numbers.

1591
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:06,519
Speaker 1: I mean, like like quantity. But Nick Saban does it

1592
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:11,200
Speaker 1: not with just with players. He rehabs coaches all the time.

1593
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:16,280
Speaker 1: Like these dudes like leaves blown out somewhere else. They're fired.

1594
01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:18,120
Speaker 1: They're horrible, and they're like, I just come over here

1595
01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:21,479
Speaker 1: and join my staff. You don't even get a title.

1596
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:23,640
Speaker 1: You're just gonna be on my staff. You're you're a consultant,

1597
01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:26,280
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you're a linebackers coach

1598
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:28,920
Speaker 1: or whatever. And then and then a year from now

1599
01:38:29,120 --> 01:38:33,840
Speaker 1: you're an NFL coach or uh, you're you know, head

1600
01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:38,120
Speaker 1: coach of of a huge program. Like he he's I

1601
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:40,280
Speaker 1: don't know, he's the magic man. I guess like he

1602
01:38:40,439 --> 01:38:44,840
Speaker 1: You go there and you're instantly awesome, it's amazing. But

1603
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:47,960
Speaker 1: if you look at it, I mean, look, Blaine Kiffin

1604
01:38:48,080 --> 01:38:50,200
Speaker 1: was a joke, like he got he no, no, he

1605
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:52,240
Speaker 1: here's the thing. He wasn't a joke. He kept getting

1606
01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:54,760
Speaker 1: big head coaching job after a big head coaching job,

1607
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:57,400
Speaker 1: and he was I mean, I don't know how, but

1608
01:38:57,560 --> 01:38:59,920
Speaker 1: he got the Tennessee job. Then he gets the USC

1609
01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:05,479
Speaker 1: job that wasn't that was after right, and then he

1610
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:08,600
Speaker 1: got busted for drinking or something or that was arcan

1611
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:14,639
Speaker 1: what us see what happened? He's horrible, Yeah, he's horrible.

1612
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:17,840
Speaker 1: Know he went to the Raiders. Oh yeah, yeah, he

1613
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:20,719
Speaker 1: went to the Raiders. That's why. Yeah, that's It's funny,

1614
01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:26,200
Speaker 1: isn't it funny how you can't remembers something on your

1615
01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:30,599
Speaker 1: name like you're great. It's just keeps somebody keeps thinking, Okay,

1616
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,799
Speaker 1: once you get in the circle, you're in the circle.

1617
01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:35,040
Speaker 1: You you have a job for life if you get

1618
01:39:35,080 --> 01:39:38,519
Speaker 1: He's done pretty good at his last time. And where

1619
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:41,919
Speaker 1: was he at in Florida, Florida, Like somewhere in Florida, Florida.

1620
01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:46,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yes, so I don't know. But

1621
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:49,320
Speaker 1: here I have a question for you. At what point

1622
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:53,320
Speaker 1: does that the pain is that gonna does that give Alabama?

1623
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:55,800
Speaker 1: Is that going to catch people up with Alabama? Because

1624
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:58,560
Speaker 1: you're able to pay the players now legally because A

1625
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,720
Speaker 1: and M is all excited about this number one recruiting class. Yeah, well,

1626
01:40:01,880 --> 01:40:04,880
Speaker 1: I mean it depends the big boy. They're going to

1627
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:07,720
Speaker 1: have to put limits. That's the right. Nothing is going

1628
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:09,479
Speaker 1: to change. It's the same as it off as man

1629
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:11,240
Speaker 1: And that's what Jim moo Fisher said. He goes now,

1630
01:40:11,240 --> 01:40:13,519
Speaker 1: it's just legal, it's the same. I laughed so hard

1631
01:40:13,520 --> 01:40:16,879
Speaker 1: at that. Schools are gonna be good, like, nothing's gonna change.

1632
01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:19,240
Speaker 1: But s MU you don't think you don't think that.

1633
01:40:19,439 --> 01:40:21,680
Speaker 1: I say, it's still going to be the top. But

1634
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:25,719
Speaker 1: what's crazy is how important football is to everybody SMU.

1635
01:40:26,280 --> 01:40:28,479
Speaker 1: SMU is not a football school. They're not. I mean,

1636
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:32,280
Speaker 1: who cares about s MU? But there makes money. But

1637
01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:36,799
Speaker 1: their alumni already guaranteed a million dollars to football players.

1638
01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:40,000
Speaker 1: Makes money. It's the only thing that makes money at

1639
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:43,439
Speaker 1: the schools. It's unbelievable. Nothing else makes money. Now, that's

1640
01:40:43,479 --> 01:40:45,360
Speaker 1: what I said. You've got a mate is when you

1641
01:40:45,439 --> 01:40:48,920
Speaker 1: sit there and go, God, damn, I wish my college

1642
01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:51,479
Speaker 1: football team was just great. I think I'll give him

1643
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:56,800
Speaker 1: a million dollars nobody else. I can't speak on that

1644
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:58,519
Speaker 1: because I don't have that kind of money. But I

1645
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:01,200
Speaker 1: don't care. That's what I said. But you might if

1646
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:06,479
Speaker 1: you were. I don't. I really don't care. I mean,

1647
01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:10,800
Speaker 1: I enjoy watching it, but I mean i'd rather give

1648
01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:13,680
Speaker 1: a million dollars to the and I doubt I with

1649
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:17,280
Speaker 1: that homeless shelter or whatever, but over a football team.

1650
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:20,679
Speaker 1: I I mean, I love Kansas basketball, but I would

1651
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:24,200
Speaker 1: never donate money to them. I would never. I don't

1652
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:26,880
Speaker 1: see myself doing it either. But also I don't have

1653
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:31,240
Speaker 1: any money. So well, I worry about you. What do

1654
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:33,920
Speaker 1: you mean bringing it back to the first? Yes, bringing

1655
01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:36,200
Speaker 1: it back. Bring it. He's brought it full circle. He

1656
01:41:36,240 --> 01:41:38,240
Speaker 1: worries about you. He worries about what you're gonna do.

1657
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:47,080
Speaker 1: You remember always started this marathons. Okay, I got a

1658
01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:49,599
Speaker 1: question for you. At what point does it get out

1659
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:51,920
Speaker 1: of control? Because I was a junior in high school,

1660
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:56,519
Speaker 1: junior quarterback. Junior got out of control? When you were

1661
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:58,880
Speaker 1: just got a million and a half dollars and never

1662
01:41:58,960 --> 01:42:04,280
Speaker 1: even played is not out of control. Let's just you

1663
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:07,760
Speaker 1: gotta put a limit he left high school early. Now,

1664
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:10,320
Speaker 1: if you're a parent, okay, you got a high school kid.

1665
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:12,840
Speaker 1: If they're offering, if they're saying, hey, we want you

1666
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:16,960
Speaker 1: to leave high school early, grab the check. Hey, yeah,

1667
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:20,120
Speaker 1: i'm your agent, give me ten percent. Absolutely, you go.

1668
01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:22,880
Speaker 1: You can finish school anytime. Yes, they ain't going nowhere.

1669
01:42:23,200 --> 01:42:28,880
Speaker 1: See not that you probably he probably won't, but who cares.

1670
01:42:29,720 --> 01:42:32,960
Speaker 1: See I'm the exact opposite. You can't leave high school early?

1671
01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:36,920
Speaker 1: Why why are you forcing him out so quick? I mean,

1672
01:42:38,479 --> 01:42:40,599
Speaker 1: but if you want to take that, if he comes

1673
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:42,680
Speaker 1: up to me and says, Dad, you're an idiot. If

1674
01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:46,120
Speaker 1: you turn down, I can I can graduate early. I mean,

1675
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:49,599
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want him to because I think high schools

1676
01:42:49,960 --> 01:42:52,640
Speaker 1: was fun. But that's what If he came up to

1677
01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:57,719
Speaker 1: me and said, Dad, I got this opportunity, I really

1678
01:42:57,720 --> 01:43:03,679
Speaker 1: want to do it. Hey not everyone take a million dollars.

1679
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I look at other people in the

1680
01:43:06,200 --> 01:43:10,080
Speaker 1: high school. Wasn't fun for them? I love high school

1681
01:43:10,120 --> 01:43:14,479
Speaker 1: A lot of Yes, So what's I mean? Joe peaked

1682
01:43:14,479 --> 01:43:20,080
Speaker 1: in high school? That's all right? Did you at least

1683
01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:22,920
Speaker 1: you can peak sometime? I mean, but here's a question,

1684
01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:26,760
Speaker 1: because there's a junior high school junior in California and

1685
01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:29,600
Speaker 1: he got he got a six figure deal with a

1686
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:34,040
Speaker 1: recruiting website. He's a junior. This is okay, but are

1687
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:35,600
Speaker 1: we going to start going all the way down to

1688
01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:39,280
Speaker 1: fresh I'm gonna tell you what a lot of a

1689
01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:41,080
Speaker 1: lot of these kids are going to get in trouble

1690
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:44,920
Speaker 1: because they aren't going to pay the taxes. And it's good, yeah,

1691
01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:47,880
Speaker 1: I mean, there's bad sides to it, but also it's crazy.

1692
01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:50,800
Speaker 1: I mean, because there's is that better than than being

1693
01:43:51,080 --> 01:43:55,720
Speaker 1: i mean, not making high school getting money, but college? No,

1694
01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:58,519
Speaker 1: I'm I'm off for the college we're playing. These coaches

1695
01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:01,120
Speaker 1: a hundred million dollars guaranteed, give down, private jets, pay

1696
01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:03,960
Speaker 1: the damn kids, pay the kids? When when? When? What's

1697
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:10,000
Speaker 1: his name? You know? No? I agree, Um, it's going

1698
01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:13,320
Speaker 1: to get out of control. So there's got a limit.

1699
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:19,200
Speaker 1: But they really need an independent something organism, like a

1700
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:25,760
Speaker 1: commissioner like because like mark em no, they need I

1701
01:44:25,760 --> 01:44:29,320
Speaker 1: don't think I mean the n c A football it's

1702
01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:32,599
Speaker 1: it's a it's a minor league sport really so it's

1703
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:35,960
Speaker 1: a professional, okay, So they need a commissioner, an independent

1704
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:38,840
Speaker 1: commissioner that they need to keep limits on it, not

1705
01:44:38,920 --> 01:44:41,479
Speaker 1: the n c A. There as crioked as anybody else. Well,

1706
01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:45,000
Speaker 1: they have no power, right, they need a commission. Where

1707
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:47,840
Speaker 1: do you get busted? Is this someone turns you in

1708
01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:50,479
Speaker 1: and if you're not one of the big dogs because

1709
01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:54,320
Speaker 1: North Carolina had fake classes and then they do that's

1710
01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:57,200
Speaker 1: not illegal. Yeah, they're not consistent and then they take

1711
01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:02,120
Speaker 1: but then they take I don't know, two years to investigate,

1712
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:05,880
Speaker 1: like what are you doing on because they have no power,

1713
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:10,759
Speaker 1: no subpoena so they could say, hey, answer these questions.

1714
01:45:11,439 --> 01:45:14,439
Speaker 1: There needs to be like an independent commission or something.

1715
01:45:14,479 --> 01:45:17,519
Speaker 1: There needs to be limits, yes, for sure, Yes that's

1716
01:45:17,680 --> 01:45:21,439
Speaker 1: that's something. But I'm all about them getting Yeah, I've

1717
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:25,040
Speaker 1: been for him getting paid forever. Once started the million

1718
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:29,439
Speaker 1: dollar payrolls. Hey you got money? Yeah, I mean they

1719
01:45:29,479 --> 01:45:31,960
Speaker 1: sell they make money, they sell jerseys, they see they're

1720
01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:35,479
Speaker 1: they're like, oh how much do you see make off

1721
01:45:35,479 --> 01:45:38,639
Speaker 1: of Ricky Williams and kidding me opting out of bowl

1722
01:45:38,680 --> 01:45:43,160
Speaker 1: games bye bye, I ain't playing, which is we've known

1723
01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:45,360
Speaker 1: for years and years that they there's too many bowls

1724
01:45:45,360 --> 01:45:47,840
Speaker 1: because they just they keep adding them to make more

1725
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:49,920
Speaker 1: money and if you're not going to give any that

1726
01:45:50,080 --> 01:45:52,719
Speaker 1: the players, then yeah, why would I play in the

1727
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:56,680
Speaker 1: Sun Bowl? Curse five and seven? Five and seven? But

1728
01:45:56,720 --> 01:46:00,280
Speaker 1: they're the most they have the biggest academic progress said,

1729
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:03,479
Speaker 1: that's the first time g p A came into play.

1730
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:06,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But yeah, all right, I mean that's

1731
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:09,920
Speaker 1: I gotta go. You gotta go. Yes, Where where are

1732
01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:13,680
Speaker 1: you gonna go? I don't know? All right? Oh that

1733
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:16,400
Speaker 1: was awkward, like you're about to jump out of your

1734
01:46:16,479 --> 01:46:18,559
Speaker 1: I mean you did ye, like you're gonna jump out

1735
01:46:18,560 --> 01:46:24,799
Speaker 1: of your seat. Happy New Year, guys, it's after Christmas.

1736
01:46:24,840 --> 01:46:28,400
Speaker 1: We recorded this before. Just okay, sitting here right now

1737
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,080
Speaker 1: before we go. I know you have to go. You're

1738
01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:32,559
Speaker 1: in a hurry. Who were the two teams going to

1739
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:39,960
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? Who's gonna win it? God? Um, Chiefs

1740
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:45,360
Speaker 1: and Bucks? No, it's Chiefs and Packers. No, that's all right.

1741
01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm going with Bucks. Okay. The Bucks are completely obliterated

1742
01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:53,120
Speaker 1: with injuries. You're right, but they got Antonio Brown back.

1743
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:56,080
Speaker 1: Now it's gonna be. He's probably not in shape either.

1744
01:46:57,960 --> 01:47:04,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna be. Yeah. Is the Colts that's a go,

1745
01:47:04,640 --> 01:47:09,360
Speaker 1: and the Packers are good. You do not want to

1746
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:13,800
Speaker 1: play the Colts in the playoffs. If you aren't, I mean,

1747
01:47:13,840 --> 01:47:15,840
Speaker 1: they aren't, they bully you. I would have said the

1748
01:47:15,840 --> 01:47:17,519
Speaker 1: same thing about the night, and until last night it

1749
01:47:17,600 --> 01:47:19,760
Speaker 1: looked terrible. But I just think, I mean, and it

1750
01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:23,320
Speaker 1: may not work out, But listen, the Colts look good

1751
01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:24,840
Speaker 1: and they are one of those teams that if they

1752
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:26,839
Speaker 1: get a lead on you, you are you are panicking

1753
01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:29,200
Speaker 1: because you're gonna get a limited amount of possessions because

1754
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:34,479
Speaker 1: they're gonna run run. Defense is really good. So okay,

1755
01:47:34,479 --> 01:47:37,160
Speaker 1: I'll say so. That's what cracks me up sometimes listening

1756
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:40,519
Speaker 1: to this. Everyone gives people a hard time when they're wrong.

1757
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:44,320
Speaker 1: My god, do you think you do a podcast? If

1758
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:46,880
Speaker 1: you were right all the time, you'd have a home

1759
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:51,559
Speaker 1: in Vegas. You bet well we are gonna have home

1760
01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:56,880
Speaker 1: in Vegas after that weekend. But I mean, anyone that

1761
01:47:57,000 --> 01:48:00,880
Speaker 1: listens to sports radio, all it is as people saying

1762
01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:05,120
Speaker 1: they're at and they're not going to be right. They

1763
01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:08,639
Speaker 1: put baseball players in the Hall of Fame for hitting three.

1764
01:48:10,080 --> 01:48:13,040
Speaker 1: That means seven times they've made an out out of

1765
01:48:13,080 --> 01:48:17,839
Speaker 1: ten at bats. If you're if you make a fifty

1766
01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:23,280
Speaker 1: percent prediction on sports, you're awesome. That's you gotta make

1767
01:48:24,200 --> 01:48:29,760
Speaker 1: to make money and the chief is the worst. Why

1768
01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:32,200
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, You gotta to make money

1769
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:38,880
Speaker 1: to be like because the big you gotta pay. That's

1770
01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:42,320
Speaker 1: professional gambler. Gamblers aimed for fifty six to fifty seven

1771
01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:45,559
Speaker 1: percent of the time. That's when they make money. But look,

1772
01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:50,519
Speaker 1: the Chiefs still won't be the number one seed, and

1773
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:57,320
Speaker 1: you can eat they are not the one seed. Wow,

1774
01:48:57,760 --> 01:49:00,519
Speaker 1: you're really you're still rolling with that? Why would I

1775
01:49:00,520 --> 01:49:02,400
Speaker 1: back off? Who the hell is gonna be the number one?

1776
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:04,479
Speaker 1: Why would I back off it? Off of it? Now?

1777
01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:09,200
Speaker 1: Who's gonna win? Who's gonna be the number one? Hey?

1778
01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:12,240
Speaker 1: Because when you said it four weeks ago, I was

1779
01:49:12,320 --> 01:49:14,360
Speaker 1: so on board because like, there are four games back,

1780
01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:17,120
Speaker 1: there's no way all the a f C has shipped

1781
01:49:17,120 --> 01:49:20,160
Speaker 1: the bed. Here's the thing, though, the winner of the

1782
01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:24,080
Speaker 1: Patriots Bills game this weekend, it's the number one seed.

1783
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:30,720
Speaker 1: Whoever win. No, I don't think the Bills are Oh

1784
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:33,200
Speaker 1: the Bill is not because they lost the bull like

1785
01:49:33,240 --> 01:49:35,400
Speaker 1: seven and six, they lost the box. Never mind, So

1786
01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:38,719
Speaker 1: when the Patriots win, But if the if the Chiefs

1787
01:49:38,720 --> 01:49:40,880
Speaker 1: lose this weekend, who the hell are they gonna lose

1788
01:49:40,920 --> 01:49:47,920
Speaker 1: to the Steelers. The Steelers, guys, No, Kelsey, no, Tyreek

1789
01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:51,800
Speaker 1: Hill Covid Hello, guys, Hello, How the hell are the

1790
01:49:51,840 --> 01:49:55,080
Speaker 1: chief Steelers gonna score? Well? How are the Chiefs gonna score?

1791
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:57,240
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly. They don't have anybody they're gonna

1792
01:49:58,320 --> 01:50:01,960
Speaker 1: what's their tight end's name? Kelsey? No, No No, no, no,

1793
01:50:03,160 --> 01:50:14,559
Speaker 1: the Chiefs back, That's what I'm saying. No, everybody's like,

1794
01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:18,600
Speaker 1: we know c Age baby, and he's gonna save my

1795
01:50:18,680 --> 01:50:22,080
Speaker 1: fantasy season. This is gonna because he's gonna be the

1796
01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:25,000
Speaker 1: only player age well on Monday. Everybody's gonna be like,

1797
01:50:25,080 --> 01:50:27,439
Speaker 1: oh god, you guys are idiots. But I'm still I

1798
01:50:27,520 --> 01:50:29,600
Speaker 1: need him. I need that to happen. I'm speaking it

1799
01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:32,200
Speaker 1: to existence. Listen. Yes, I'm nervous that the Chiefs are

1800
01:50:32,200 --> 01:50:33,920
Speaker 1: not gonna be are gonna be the number one seed?

1801
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:36,840
Speaker 1: How he has? Everything has gone crazy? Did I the

1802
01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:39,559
Speaker 1: Chiefs have? I didn't see the Chiefs winning seven in

1803
01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:42,040
Speaker 1: a row? No, I didn't. They were playing terrible, didn't

1804
01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:45,960
Speaker 1: They shouldn't They should have lost. It wasn't lost the

1805
01:50:46,080 --> 01:50:48,600
Speaker 1: charge at that point. It wasn't about the Chiefs. It

1806
01:50:48,680 --> 01:50:52,200
Speaker 1: was like there was behind Yes, it was about everything.

1807
01:50:52,240 --> 01:50:57,559
Speaker 1: Everybody else just went to crap. That's what I'm saying. Well,

1808
01:50:57,600 --> 01:50:59,800
Speaker 1: that's about the time Henry got hurt, right or was

1809
01:50:59,800 --> 01:51:02,479
Speaker 1: he He was already hurt. But here's my thing, And

1810
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:04,960
Speaker 1: it's not like we act like the Chiefs are playing

1811
01:51:04,960 --> 01:51:07,599
Speaker 1: out of this world still. Their defense is their offense

1812
01:51:07,640 --> 01:51:11,480
Speaker 1: doesn't look any better than it did. Their offense looks putred.

1813
01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:14,000
Speaker 1: So we're not acting like the Chiefs are world beaters

1814
01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:15,719
Speaker 1: that they were in the past two years. Their offense

1815
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:18,519
Speaker 1: is not flowing like it was the two years prior.

1816
01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:21,439
Speaker 1: So that is why I was betting again. I was betting,

1817
01:51:21,479 --> 01:51:23,960
Speaker 1: really the other teams wouldn't fall like they did, and

1818
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:26,479
Speaker 1: the Chiefs are not world beaters like they have been.

1819
01:51:26,680 --> 01:51:28,880
Speaker 1: And I still don't believe it. I still don't believe

1820
01:51:28,920 --> 01:51:32,240
Speaker 1: their world beaters. But I'm worried. I'm worried they're gonna

1821
01:51:32,240 --> 01:51:34,559
Speaker 1: be the number one seed. But I'm not gonna I'm

1822
01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:36,760
Speaker 1: not gonna eat Humble Pie until they are officially the

1823
01:51:36,840 --> 01:51:38,839
Speaker 1: number one seed. And I hope you have a wonderful

1824
01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:41,120
Speaker 1: new year. We'll see in the new year. Beggy will

1825
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:46,400
Speaker 1: see you in Vegas. Let's go, We'll see you in Vegas.

1826
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:53,480
Speaker 1: Wasn't bad, all right good? What was that fun? Yeah?

1827
01:51:54,520 --> 01:51:54,600
Speaker 1: What