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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making your morning routine easier

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Speaker 1: with the new Starbucks coffee shower head. Wow, just put

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Speaker 1: coffee grounds in the top, turn it to hot, then

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Speaker 1: bathe and zip in a fresh.

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Speaker 2: Brood blonde road.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't talk to me till I had my morning

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Speaker 1: coffee shower With Laser Stories their segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other shampoopoo heads

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Speaker 1: just don't.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of yep. It's Florida.

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Speaker 1: Cops near Fort Myers are searching for a guy who

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Speaker 1: tooled around on a riding mower last Friday and destroyed

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Speaker 1: multiple mailboxes.

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Speaker 2: Please tell me this person's like fourteen years old. Well, no,

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Speaker 2: he's not grown man.

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Speaker 1: Several security cameras got it on video and looks like

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Speaker 1: he was probably drunk because he crashed into one mailbox

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Speaker 1: so hard that it flipped him over the front of

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Speaker 1: the mower. Then he stumbled around in a ditch for

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Speaker 1: a while, hopped back on and drove voss.

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Speaker 2: Was it vandalism? No, not even close.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm going to show my host the video of

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Speaker 1: it because it's legit hilarious and if you want to

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Speaker 1: see it, it's going to be up on our Insta

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Speaker 1: stories at Bertel. Oh yeah, yeah, a mailbox one the

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Speaker 1: mailbox didn't even go down. Yeah, the guy totally just

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Speaker 1: flips right over the top of his mower. And if

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Speaker 1: you want to see that, videos up on our stories

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Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey. As for this drunk guy on the mower, though,

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Speaker 1: it's not clear how many mailboxes he destroyed, but cops

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Speaker 1: are still trying to id him. All they know is

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Speaker 1: he's a Steelers fan because he left a Steeler's hat

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Speaker 1: and a pair of sunglasses behind. They're not sure if

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Speaker 1: he was hitting the mailboxes on purpose or if he

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Speaker 1: was just that drunk. Looks like maybe a little bit

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Speaker 1: of bulls. Yeah, this next lazer story is out of

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Speaker 1: the weird world of work. Huge.

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Speaker 2: If good wages and.

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Speaker 1: A retirement fund isn't enough to attract young new talent

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Speaker 1: to your company, you could do what one Japanese tech

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Speaker 1: firm has gone with. They're now offering all employees free

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Speaker 1: alcoholic drinks at work and hangover leave time. They thought

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Speaker 1: the aftermath, Yes, that's the first thing they were offering

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Speaker 1: and that's kind sign me up, like, I don't even

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Speaker 1: need to hear anymore.

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Speaker 2: How would you get anything done? You're just drinking all

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Speaker 2: day on the job. Just keep it going, broke up.

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Speaker 1: I know, drinking on the jobs usually frowned upon in Japan,

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Speaker 1: and an internet security company called trust Rings said, not

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Speaker 1: with us. The boss himself brings in the booze and

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Speaker 1: happily toasts his employees every day, and if some of

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Speaker 1: them have one or two free drinks too many, then

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Speaker 1: they get to come in late to work with no

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Speaker 1: questions asked.

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Speaker 2: It's a good bit, this plan. Did you say that

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Speaker 2: company is called trust Ring trust Ring? Yeah, they all drunk.

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Speaker 2: I trust none of them internet security. One female employee

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Speaker 2: told the local news.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I have a few extra drinks after lunch just

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Speaker 1: so I can sleep an extra two hours the next morning.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even want to drink last night, but I

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Speaker 2: did want to go in la, so I had to.

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Speaker 1: She added that when she has more than four drinks

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Speaker 1: during work and sleeps late the next day, she can

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Speaker 1: come back with a clear mind and be more efficient.

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Speaker 1: You are not more efficient if you're drinking all day

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Speaker 1: on the job, but.

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Speaker 2: She gets to sleep more the next day broke.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like you walk through their office and

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Speaker 1: there's two guys at least a day with their heads

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Speaker 1: passed out on the keyboard. The CEO said that his

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Speaker 1: company is small and it's hard to compete with the

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Speaker 1: big salaries of large tech corporations, so he had to

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Speaker 1: get creative, and so far it's working. Applications have been

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Speaker 1: up twenty five percent since the offering went viral. However,

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Speaker 1: no word on how human resources is dealing with the aftermath.

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Speaker 2: They're drunk, they don't care. It's just puke and passed

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Speaker 2: out people all over. It sounds like radio in the Heyday. Seriously, God,

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Speaker 2: I miss it.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Cheddar headquarters. Having

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Speaker 1: access to a lot of cheese be a blessing or

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Speaker 1: a curse. I think a blessing because when you have

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Speaker 1: an abundance of something, you know it's there.

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Speaker 2: I think you need to eat it less because you

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Speaker 2: know you can't. It's like when companies say, oh, you

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Speaker 2: can have as many sick days as you want, and

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Speaker 2: then you end up not taking yes.

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Speaker 1: Well, the dairy company Tillamook is running a promo till

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Speaker 1: one person will win a literal boatload of cheese, and

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Speaker 1: they posted a clip of it loaded onto an actual

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Speaker 1: boat and it's a lot, Brooke. What are you seeing

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Speaker 1: in the picture thereat It looks like four feet blocks

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Speaker 1: of cheddar stacked on cheddar, stacked on cheddar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm sorry. Their sharp cheddar is unbelievable. Other

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Speaker 2: stuff is good. I thought the blocky bought at Costco

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Speaker 2: is big. That's nothing. That's like those are little boats

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Speaker 2: inside the boat.

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Speaker 1: Now, if Tillamok let their employees drink on the job

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Speaker 1: and come down, I'd be all about that, and maybe.

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Speaker 2: Melting the cheese and dipping tortilla chips in it. And

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Speaker 2: it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Tillamook's definition of a boat load is one nine

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Speaker 1: hundred and nine pounds of cheese, so just under a

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Speaker 1: full time.

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Speaker 2: And I think I could finish it.

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Speaker 1: Nobody doubts it.

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Speaker 2: In one sitting, she would doubt it.

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Speaker 1: But they picked that specific amount of weight because Tillamook

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Speaker 1: was founded in nineteen oh nine.

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Speaker 2: That's why the.

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Speaker 1: Company supervisors say it's worth about twenty two thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: twenty two grand worth of cheese.

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Speaker 2: I'm cheese rich.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So what happens If you actually win, well, you

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Speaker 1: won't really have nineteen hundred pounds of cheese show up

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Speaker 1: on your doorstep. Most of it will come in the

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Speaker 1: form of coupons, but you do get one hundred pounds

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Speaker 1: to start you off.

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Speaker 2: Oh so much cheese. Who's got the fridge space for

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Speaker 2: one hundred pounds of cheese? Cheese fridge?

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Speaker 1: If you want to, you can head to our instat

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Speaker 1: stories Afroke and Jeffrey for the link to apply for

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Speaker 1: the boatload, or you can enter at boatloadof Cheese dot com.

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Speaker 2: Website. I can't believe I didn't own that already. This

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Speaker 2: next laser story is out of twig Talks.

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Speaker 1: You ever found a really cool stick and wanted to

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Speaker 1: show everyone, Well, now you can, thanks to an Internet

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Speaker 1: community of millions of people who are actually asking to

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Speaker 1: see your stick point no actual sticks.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't heard of it, Stick Nation is.

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Speaker 1: A worldwide movement that's all about people posting their cool

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Speaker 1: sticks online and then giving over the top captions and

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Speaker 1: reviews of it. One Instagram for the stick enthusiasts has

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Speaker 1: nearly three million people following it, and if you go there,

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Speaker 1: beware there are some sick sticks. Some are shaped like hands,

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Speaker 1: ones that resemble snakes, slingshot sticks, wizard staffs, curved canes, and.

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Speaker 2: Beetle Nod sticks.

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Speaker 1: Even got their first stick submission from Antarctica.

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Speaker 2: It was an ice stick, since nothing grows there. But

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Speaker 2: still the love of.

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Speaker 1: Sticks has grown so rapidly there's even a convention for

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Speaker 1: it coming up, where like minded people can trade sticks,

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Speaker 1: purchase some, and even go to panels of stick experts.

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Speaker 2: Your dog.

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Speaker 1: Man, how cool is that?

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Speaker 2: Humper? What's that you want to bring your twig to

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Speaker 2: the stick convention? Humper?

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's appropriate, but that sound does mean

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Speaker 1: laser stories.

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Speaker 2: It's come to an end for the day. We're going

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Speaker 2: to do it again, same time on Wednesday.