WEBVTT - Kyle Kinane Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>to me empty, And I said, no guests, Your presences

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<v Speaker 1>presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how

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<v Speaker 1>did you dare.

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<v Speaker 2>To surbey me? Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Bridger Wineger. We're in the backyard as usual. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>bird right on cue.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? My friends Hannah and Chloe dropped off

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<v Speaker 2>one of those Costco cookies that everyone's been crowing about

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<v Speaker 2>that's sitting in my house. I took a bite of

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<v Speaker 2>it moments ago, just moments ago, and I will probably

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<v Speaker 2>be texting them later that it's fine. It's a fine cookie.

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<v Speaker 2>That could change if I finish it. I should probably

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<v Speaker 2>at least make my way halfway through before you know, deciding.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see what happens. But who cares. Let's talk to

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<v Speaker 2>the guest. I adore him. It's Kyle Kanane. Kyle, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you welcome to? I said, no gifts?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm kind of curious about this cookie?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard about this cookie?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like whenever Costco does something new, it makes waves

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<v Speaker 2>all over the internet. It's a there's something. People just

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<v Speaker 2>they're very curious as to what.

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't change things very often.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Costco is of the people. Yes, I think

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<v Speaker 3>now we uh we champion Costco because it was the

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<v Speaker 3>guy said he'd fucking kills some but like literally said

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<v Speaker 3>he'd fucking kill whoever changes the price of the hot

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<v Speaker 3>dog special, like use those words exactly. Like I think

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<v Speaker 3>we like this guy. I think this guy is one

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<v Speaker 3>of us.

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<v Speaker 2>He's kind of our president. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know who he is. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>many more details, but based on that alone, yeah, I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Heard it's a decent place to work. But yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>don't change anything very often. But they got rid of

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<v Speaker 2>their churo and they've brought in this chocolate chip cookies.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like eight hundred calories or something, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's more plussed by it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's fine. I mean I eat a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>cookies and I'm kind of a cookie snob. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like anyone can be cookies. You can make them

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<v Speaker 2>at home and become a cookie snob immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not hard to do it well right. As

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<v Speaker 3>someone who's never made cookies, what Okay, as a cookie snob,

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<v Speaker 3>may ask you, what is your lowest form of acceptable

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<v Speaker 3>cookie where you like you kind of don't want to admit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's interesting. I will eat all almost any cookie, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>like in desperation, but I will say there are some

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<v Speaker 2>like I've got some new cookies I won't eat. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>I had some from Milk Bar, which used to be

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a fancy I mean like it was a

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<v Speaker 2>cool bakery at one point. Yeah, these were the worst cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>These were one of the worst foods I've ever tasted.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, because I remember they came in like a gift box,

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<v Speaker 3>right when something when the packaging is too.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice where it's like, oh, this was a robot touched this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah yeah. Do you ever get like a takeout

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<v Speaker 3>from Sugarfish and it comes in like the same packaging

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<v Speaker 3>as an iMac You know, this could be ten dollars

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<v Speaker 3>cheaper if you didn't have to use magnets to close

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<v Speaker 3>the box.

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<v Speaker 2>For my effect is a maculate. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it feels it does have a psychological effect

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<v Speaker 3>of like, well this is good because I feel bad

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<v Speaker 3>throwing out the box it came in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just feels so pure. But yeah, those milk

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<v Speaker 2>bar cookies are now on my list of not happening. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like cookies are kind of having a moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally something started. Though, Let's take regular stuff we can

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<v Speaker 3>all access easily and really doll it up, let's really

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<v Speaker 3>trot it out. I think it was I think it

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<v Speaker 3>was the pinkberry is when I first noticed, Like we're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's but we should get in the line for

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<v Speaker 3>the pink but like and then you have it. I

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<v Speaker 3>was not like I I can't get gummy bears or

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<v Speaker 3>anything in there, like what I've had a tcby and

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<v Speaker 3>and you went there because thirty one Flavors was closed

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<v Speaker 3>or too far away, like I guess what was yogurt?

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<v Speaker 3>And then people went nuts about pink beer. And I

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<v Speaker 3>think that was to me noticing the escalation of what

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<v Speaker 3>if it was just cupcakes? I'm like, well, what if

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<v Speaker 3>that business is something else in six months? And thens yeah, yeah, yeah, doughnuts.

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<v Speaker 3>It was tacos. We did celebrate talk but tacos are

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<v Speaker 3>still kept. I mean those are still the trucks. I

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can still access them through other but there, well,

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<v Speaker 2>they have had a moment of like they're now at

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<v Speaker 2>places in a taco cost six dollars, which makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 3>The Chicken Chicken had its hey day burgers. They're making

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<v Speaker 3>fancy birds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean smash burgers right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we had to reinvent things to charge more money.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're okay, all right, all right, that's not just

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<v Speaker 3>Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that's what's happening with cookies right now.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're not getting sponsored by Milk Barny.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, they can take their money elsewhere. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>they can sponsor whatever podcast they want, but their money

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<v Speaker 2>is no good here.

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<v Speaker 3>I like this a bold stance for a podcast to

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<v Speaker 3>openly deny sponsorship from something that the host professes to

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy the concept.

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<v Speaker 2>Of well, you know, but this will bring in other

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<v Speaker 2>bakeries with a good product strategy. It's pure strategy. It's

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<v Speaker 2>my chest game.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, I won't figure out something I can distress.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, I will do you know what I'll recommend.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that this might be a Portland company's called

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<v Speaker 2>I think show Stopper cookies delicious, just very basic chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>chip cookies.

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<v Speaker 3>Called showstopper believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I want I'm gonna make sure because

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<v Speaker 2>that would be devastating for the bakery if i'm you

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<v Speaker 2>know what if there's another bakery called show stopper.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, my cookies come by the sleeve, so I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't say that I've ever like individually.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, showstopper really for cookies? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what? Based on this alone, now I'm getting

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<v Speaker 3>excited about. I'll give it a whor.

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<v Speaker 2>You're eating out of a sleeve an oreo chips a hoy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, chips ahwai. Took me too late in life

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<v Speaker 3>to realize it was a nautical reference.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's hidden there and.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't make any it's just the name. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>the pun. You don't see it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no boat, there's no little sailor boat with a

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<v Speaker 2>cookie in it or something.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the boat. So like, yeah, chips ahoy, we're sending

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<v Speaker 3>the the chips off to war.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess in a battleship a destroyer. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure what the hoy is was used for

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<v Speaker 3>in nautical terms.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they still say does the navy use a hoy?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it mean that they're leaving or they're coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel it's like it's there. It's like the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the thing is in the distance, or it's we're approaching things.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are the boats. Oh they're a hoy you know

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<v Speaker 3>around or a hoy kind of over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's a I do like a chip's ahoy.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but I consider almost a different type of

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<v Speaker 2>food than a cookie.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, this is the snob coming out. This is

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<v Speaker 3>the I mean, no fence. We're just meeting now, but

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<v Speaker 3>I can see them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's uh, it's so dry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good, No, I mean it does something to

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth that's not unpleasant.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's I gotta have it with milk, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 3>you'll you'll choke you but you'll it's like eating sand.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not great. I'm sorry. Now we're talking about big

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<v Speaker 3>time money with the chip with the Nibisco people. That's right,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's why we're backing off. I see where it's at.

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<v Speaker 3>I see where we're going.

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<v Speaker 2>I will take the Bisco money any day.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a nil awafer guy, you are, I do. That

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<v Speaker 3>is a bold thing for them to abbreviate in that way.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so, you'll just have a box of Nila wafers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's got to have. You gotta have something to

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<v Speaker 3>It's a duncable.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But like you're not. I mean I only consider

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<v Speaker 2>a Nilla wafer as something you put in like a

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<v Speaker 2>banana pudding.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So now, as a cookie snob, are you talking

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<v Speaker 3>non duncable cookie? Like is that like? Is that like

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<v Speaker 3>putting ice in your wine too?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not. I'll okay, all right, some cookies need the

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<v Speaker 2>little hydration.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you gotta revive them, right, I gotta let them

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<v Speaker 3>know that they're they're up to bat.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's lunchtime right now. I'm just now.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want all cookies. I'll finish this one.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't like, well, I don't not like it costco

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't the jury is still out. I might love

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<v Speaker 2>the cookie as of right now. It's fine, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was only the edge of the cookie. But Milla wafers,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll just be like, I want some Nilla wafers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I enjoy it. I enjoy a Nila.

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<v Speaker 2>I try that. I haven't eaten just a Nilo wafer

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<v Speaker 2>since preschool. Really, yeah, I remember enjoying them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a simple, and they're kind of like it goes

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<v Speaker 3>good with a custard.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not wrong, right, And they're kind of thee suly,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of almost puffy. Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like sandstone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not pure saying. It's like a little structure

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<v Speaker 2>there cliff at.

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<v Speaker 3>The beach where you're like, well, you can't climb it

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<v Speaker 3>and it'll just crumble underneath you, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You can admire it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you? I mean, you've never made a cookie? Have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever made a dip? I'm going to a dip

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<v Speaker 2>party this weekend and I've been thinking about I've never

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<v Speaker 2>made a dip.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, we hit in my wheelhouses here again, not not

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<v Speaker 3>a creator, but definitely an enjoyer dips? Now, are we?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it open ended? They didn't tell you anything else

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<v Speaker 3>to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Just dip?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I ask what you're planning on? Are you fishing? Friedy?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fishing for ideas. The only thing that's crossed my

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<v Speaker 2>mind is something with a white bean. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>that maybe because the host of the party once made

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<v Speaker 2>me a white bean soup. But I feel like like

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<v Speaker 2>people will pure white beans with you know, garlic or

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<v Speaker 2>oil or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm I want Pyramidwest right away. I'm like, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 3>we need a sour cream base. Sour cream or cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>It's some sort of cream cheese based cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a big cottage cheese eater.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yes, did you ever this was just a snack

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<v Speaker 3>in our house. Was just cottage cheese with French dressing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh squirted right?

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<v Speaker 2>French dressing is so sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I tarnished my family name by bringing

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<v Speaker 3>that up. Now that's yeah, well, cottage cheese is not sweet,

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<v Speaker 3>so you gottadd something to make it sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something about that that I can't really picture French dressing. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was initially picturing Russian dressing, which is

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<v Speaker 2>that thing about the same? Oh it is, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not on board with this idea anyway to make

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<v Speaker 2>a wet thing wetter.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry to have miss stepped. I think it's making

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<v Speaker 3>it wetter. I think you're just loosening it up. The

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<v Speaker 3>Kurds a bit, just had a little viscosity.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to be any looser than they are.

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<v Speaker 2>It's already writing the line textually.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that says a lot because now being raised that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I do always cottage cheese a little a little thick

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<v Speaker 3>for my blood. Can we can we dash it with

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<v Speaker 3>something anything, Let's get creative. Yeah, just run it down.

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<v Speaker 3>I need a little soupier than when it's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe that's the dip. I take just a cottage

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<v Speaker 2>cheese and like a gallon of water.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's all Pinkberry was. That's it's just the yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just pure yogurt.

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<v Speaker 3>There's but I just the Stockholm syndrome of people like yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's like got a tartness to it. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 3>it's plain yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's no longer a treat.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's not vanilla, which is what we all liked

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<v Speaker 3>before they did this.

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<v Speaker 2>Pinkberry has seen much better days. I feel like they

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<v Speaker 2>are on their way out.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean didn't the like the air to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Clabra homeless guy Like there's a very.

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<v Speaker 2>Tragic story wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like the woman who invented her son or something

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<v Speaker 3>got in trouble for like Clobra, a homeless guy in

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<v Speaker 3>an offer. I hope I got this details.

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<v Speaker 2>At least look into the tails. I mean we got

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<v Speaker 2>the cookies. Serious, yeah, against a yogurt air.

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<v Speaker 3>Old Pinkberry's son.

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<v Speaker 2>He Pinkberry a homeless guy like the first crime.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, there was something.

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<v Speaker 2>That I mean in my mind that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you think because he's just been rolling like a

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<v Speaker 3>like a snobby team with all that.

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<v Speaker 4>Fourteenth twenty fourteen, I'm looking at an LA Times article

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<v Speaker 4>that says Pinkberry co founder gets seven years for beating

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<v Speaker 4>homeless man.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Okay, Wow, that's tart. Wow. So he's out of prison,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully making amends hopefully, you know. Oh my gorchizing TCB.

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<v Speaker 3>Why Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if he's still involved in the yogurt or

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<v Speaker 2>if they've pushed him out, or maybe he ran it

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<v Speaker 2>from prison like a mob boss.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Do you think he was untouchable in there?

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<v Speaker 2>He probably was.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's the yogurt boy. Leave him alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Dip, you didn't offer a single.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, didn't we? Yeah? I really just went right to French.

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<v Speaker 2>Came in my head.

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<v Speaker 3>I got I got excited about the idea of a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of dips that I just want right to French. Onions.

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<v Speaker 2>Onion is good, it's such a classic.

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<v Speaker 3>How can you reinvent it right?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you bring some French dressing. French dressing, French dressing, onion,

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<v Speaker 2>and cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not opposed to this at all. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trash, all right. If we haven't established trash, I know. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 3>then what are we arguing.

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<v Speaker 2>For that we need to come together on something? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe what I do is if I can just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of slither into the party and put it on the table,

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<v Speaker 2>no one's gonna even eat it anyway. There there are

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be so many dips that it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Slither is a pointed choice of words right there, when

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<v Speaker 3>describing the dip we're coming up with. Right now, let

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<v Speaker 3>me slip in with this bowl of loose soup that

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<v Speaker 3>I've got. I you know what, now I'm now I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to think of dips because okay, hummus you can

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<v Speaker 3>dress up a lot of isn't what's hummus.

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<v Speaker 2>Is chickpea, right, yes?

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<v Speaker 3>And you can finagle that with a lot of additions,

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<v Speaker 3>make it your own, right, so blank canvas French onions,

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<v Speaker 3>your French onion. And I'm trying to think of what

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<v Speaker 3>other dip? What are we eating the dip with?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the other question. I mean, I think the

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<v Speaker 2>dip dictates what you're going to be dippinga.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it hot dip? Is it cold dip? I think

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<v Speaker 3>it should be.

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<v Speaker 2>A cold dip because it's just me on a table,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. I don't a hot dip will be cold immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good point.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what guacamole, But I don't really consider that

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<v Speaker 2>a dip. I feel like that's its own thing you

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<v Speaker 2>look at, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is where I got to ask more about

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<v Speaker 3>the host. How how much are they going to play

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<v Speaker 3>on the technicalities. Are they going to be a stickler

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<v Speaker 3>about the I think.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to be a stickler. I mean the emails

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<v Speaker 2>is they love dip?

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<v Speaker 3>Could you argue for guacamole as being a dip because

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<v Speaker 3>essentially you're not going to eat it with just a spoon?

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<v Speaker 3>I do that what you can do and what you

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<v Speaker 3>should do are different things.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the very good point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I I've turned a bowl of chili into dip

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<v Speaker 3>because I've just eaten it.

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<v Speaker 2>With tortilla essentially. I mean, every soup's a dip.

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<v Speaker 3>If you I've yeah, mowed through a half bag of

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<v Speaker 3>tortillas because I'm like, I'm going to dirty a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>I got these chips. I got this dippable item.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Most soup is just a dip standing still.

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<v Speaker 3>You just yeah corn, cornstarch in and a thicket up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, that sounds awful. Put that in some chicken

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<v Speaker 2>noodle and that's your dip.

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<v Speaker 3>That's you know, it says a thicks that's we just

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<v Speaker 3>let it sit for a while. You break through the skin,

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<v Speaker 3>there's dip under there.

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<v Speaker 2>I brought my famous chicken noodle dip.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean, okay, cream mushroom, which I was just

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<v Speaker 3>talking about, what classic additive of every Midwestern castle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. You've put that in some green beans

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<v Speaker 2>and some crispies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was always in the cupboard. You never had

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<v Speaker 3>it by itself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, that's an ingredient, purely ingredient. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we got soup. That's not it says soup. But

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<v Speaker 3>that goes well.

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<v Speaker 2>To warm up a bowl of cream of mushroom and

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<v Speaker 2>just eat that.

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<v Speaker 3>I would absolutely do it. I like soup, I like mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not seeing a problem here.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you tried it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, eating the cream of mushroom? Yeah, and then it

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<v Speaker 3>throws off the holiday because like, what happened to the ingredients?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, well, I ate them because it says soups. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, that was that was for another thing, Like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>don't call it soup, just call it additive.

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<v Speaker 2>It should just be Campbell's additive.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Campbell's. This shouldn't be consumed by itself. Cream of mushroom,

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<v Speaker 3>have that little poison? Yeah yeah, leave it alone. It's

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<v Speaker 3>it's look the same shape as the rest of the soups. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking dip. What if you're changing what you put

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<v Speaker 3>into the dip?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean, like, not a cracker.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's doing crackers. And tell me if I'm just too

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<v Speaker 3>excited about this and you want to change the subject

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<v Speaker 3>at any point, but because what they're going to go? Veggies?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, some old celery.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just talking about cookie dessert?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Or some sweet dip? Wow with a nilo wafer a neutral? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you want the dipping agent to be to be benign, right,

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<v Speaker 3>And it's exciting in the bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, And the nilla wafer is so unbelievably dry, it's

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<v Speaker 2>essentially a chip.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody's gonna eat them all by themselves, right, that's all right,

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<v Speaker 3>sweet dips. Sweet dips, which what a nickname for either

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<v Speaker 3>one of us.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a great, great plan. I mean, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to separate it from the savory dips because you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want somebody running into that.

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<v Speaker 3>Putting a celery stick in there, right, Although that was

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<v Speaker 3>like the better homes and gardens yellow recipes of the

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<v Speaker 3>forties and fifties always had vegetables in the right.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had that?

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<v Speaker 3>I think my grandmother did it once and we were horrified.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably with carrots.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think it was celery. I mean, just

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<v Speaker 3>anything like and you know, as a kid, jello, you're

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<v Speaker 3>excited about jello. Sure, but then you see anything floating around,

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, well it's been polluted.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a mistake has been made.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like we can't Oh there's a mosquito in dish. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this is like Jurassic by now, the end of society

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<v Speaker 3>because we preserved something we should now uh yeah. And

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<v Speaker 3>I think but I was like, just be nice and

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<v Speaker 3>eat it. Trying to excavate horrible, yeah, trying to pull

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<v Speaker 3>out these intruders.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can almost argue for carrots because there's

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<v Speaker 2>carrot cake, and you can like grate them, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>not unbelievably intrusive.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what because I love carrot cake too. But if

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<v Speaker 3>you actually got a chunk of carrot and carrot cake,

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<v Speaker 3>how upset would you be?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it would feel like a finger.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what the hell is this? Have a carrots?

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<v Speaker 2>Is carrot cake? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No? By name only, that's what are you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to actually experience the carrot.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually wondering where is carrots? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't taste the carrot.

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<v Speaker 3>You never if you saw a hint of carrot, you'd

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<v Speaker 3>be upset. Other than the frosting orange.

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<v Speaker 2>Carrot on there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the only de cater right. If you ate it, Norman,

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<v Speaker 3>you wouldn't call it carrot cake. If you just tasted

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<v Speaker 3>it and had to name.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I would say this is like a ginger

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<v Speaker 2>cake or something like that. Walnuts, walnuts?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think sweet dip.

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet, I'm gonna go. I'm okay, I'm not gonna promise.

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<v Speaker 2>I want the party host to freak out if I

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<v Speaker 2>end up with the savory dip. But I would really

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<v Speaker 2>be the star of the party with the sweet dip.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd blow people's minds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people are gonna freak out. Yeah, well, I do

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<v Speaker 2>think we should change the subject because there's something I

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about. I was really excited to have

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<v Speaker 2>you here today, of course, you know, I thought we

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<v Speaker 2>would have a nice time. I thought we would, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I would get some advice on dips and then send

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<v Speaker 2>you on your way. So I was a little surprised

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast is called. I said, no gifts, and here

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<v Speaker 2>you twenty five minutes late. Okay, yeah, rude already that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and immediately tell me you've got a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I admittedly it's coming right now. If we can hear.

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<v Speaker 2>That, yeah, it's it's an elephant.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotcha. I got you another fountain. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if you know that this one's just for dips, though.

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<v Speaker 2>You got me a cho it's a ranch. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>ranch fountain or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. It depends on how you hook it up. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that was the I know that's the Tyler Show.

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<v Speaker 3>And but I also you know the theme song. You

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned that you have too many things already. Sure, but

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<v Speaker 3>so I took that to heart. I didn't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry to disrespect the Tyler Show. But I it

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<v Speaker 3>would be rude to show up empty handed.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, got it? The logic, there's tracks enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I want, like if I can show you

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<v Speaker 3>all a lot with the gift that I got for you,

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<v Speaker 3>and uh, forgive me. I got one of those I

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<v Speaker 3>got one of those phone cases that's just always greasy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my phone is essentially dipped in butter.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how well. I mean the very Greasyoki's

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<v Speaker 3>and dip top. I mean I think we can track

0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:20.480
<v Speaker 3>back to why. Okay, So this is let me find here.

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<v Speaker 2>You go very excited to see what this is. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god?

0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:24.240
<v Speaker 1>What is?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? So it's a certificate of adoption. This certifies that

0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:30.080
<v Speaker 2>a star has been adopted for Bridger. Oh my god,

0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:31.879
<v Speaker 2>I've got a lot to say about this from the

0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:35.640
<v Speaker 2>nonprofit Adopted Star Program to support the scientific research efforts

0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:38.520
<v Speaker 2>of an international team of astronomers. Now that seems like

0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:41.240
<v Speaker 2>a loose group that doesn't seem sanctioned by anybody. I

0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:47.520
<v Speaker 2>didn't like read print the White Dwarf Research Corporation, And

0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:50.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm okay. So the adopted Star is t C three

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<v Speaker 2>four five seven six one three three nobody touch it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's Kyle claimed.

0:21:56.359 --> 0:21:58.520
<v Speaker 2>This is the second star I own. I'm taking over

0:21:58.600 --> 0:21:59.240
<v Speaker 2>the galaxy.

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<v Speaker 3>Did somebody do this for you already?

0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Karen Kilgeroff gave me a star years ago, and the

0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:08.719
<v Speaker 2>whole time, I've been kind of craving another star. I

0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:09.639
<v Speaker 2>love real estate.

0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.840
<v Speaker 3>You know what that is? The smart move is to

0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:13.879
<v Speaker 3>invest in real estate.

0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:17.359
<v Speaker 2>It's always going up. So now I own two stars

0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking I'm becoming kind of a Darth Vader type.

0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:22.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't you know. If I knew, if I

0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:24.560
<v Speaker 3>knew it was going to go to a sinister place,

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<v Speaker 3>I may have not.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, You've given me an edge on everyone. I can't

0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:30.400
<v Speaker 2>imagine anybody else's adopted too.

0:22:30.680 --> 0:22:32.919
<v Speaker 3>This does seem like it's the Airbnb rules are going

0:22:33.000 --> 0:22:36.000
<v Speaker 3>to come down on you. I mean thousands of years

0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:38.080
<v Speaker 3>from now, but they're gonna be like, listen, are you

0:22:38.160 --> 0:22:39.560
<v Speaker 3>living on the star?

0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:42.280
<v Speaker 2>Intergalactic skis at least or at least.

0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:46.080
<v Speaker 3>Six months out of the year. I was very excited

0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:48.920
<v Speaker 3>because when I thought of the idea, but also the

0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:52.680
<v Speaker 3>agency would could give you how you would like to

0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:53.320
<v Speaker 3>choose the.

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<v Speaker 2>Star and how does that work?

0:22:54.760 --> 0:22:56.679
<v Speaker 3>Well, it was it was you know, you could like

0:22:56.720 --> 0:22:59.439
<v Speaker 3>look like, oh, here's certain galaxies where you can it's

0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:01.320
<v Speaker 3>not gonna be when you could see. But then one

0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:06.840
<v Speaker 3>of the categories was brightest star available, and I just thought,

0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:11.399
<v Speaker 3>for what a I mean, if that's not a casting

0:23:11.440 --> 0:23:14.879
<v Speaker 3>agency already, I don't know what what we like? That

0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:17.159
<v Speaker 3>alone right there, brightest star available.

0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:23.440
<v Speaker 2>That's such a I was. I was so excited that

0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:24.280
<v Speaker 2>that's how I got.

0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:24.560
<v Speaker 3>To choose it.

0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Level of the losers.

0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:30.240
<v Speaker 3>All right, we need we need somebody big, somebody naming

0:23:30.400 --> 0:23:31.760
<v Speaker 3>like all right, not available.

0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Who's who's got this weekend off? Is this like a

0:23:40.840 --> 0:23:44.760
<v Speaker 2>sort from uh the price load a high situation where

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:46.000
<v Speaker 2>you do that on Amazon?

0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:47.720
<v Speaker 3>And that's just kind of rude to ask, isn't it

0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:50.120
<v Speaker 3>a gift? Which is kind of not It's not real.

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:53.480
<v Speaker 2>It's like it is it the little box you check

0:23:53.520 --> 0:23:54.920
<v Speaker 2>and then it like sorts them.

0:23:55.200 --> 0:23:58.080
<v Speaker 3>Uh well, yeah, I just gave you the different way

0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 3>to choose the stars, and I, admittedly for comedic purposes,

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:04.280
<v Speaker 3>I thought I chose the right one.

0:24:04.320 --> 0:24:07.960
<v Speaker 2>So I've got the brightest one of as of some

0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:08.600
<v Speaker 2>time ago.

0:24:09.040 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 3>It does yea as of as of last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, so what were the other options? For sorting.

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<v Speaker 3>I think for five dollars more.

0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:22.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, So they that should be just a thing,

0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 2>it should just be part of the package. I didn't.

0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, the first page was you could name the first

0:24:28.440 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 3>search result, you could name a star for free, but

0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:35.239
<v Speaker 3>that one wasn't loading correctly on my phone, so I

0:24:35.240 --> 0:24:37.959
<v Speaker 3>had to go to the next search option down and

0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.200
<v Speaker 3>they they did a lot of ship talking on the

0:24:40.280 --> 0:24:42.680
<v Speaker 3>name of Star for Free site, like there's a real

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:46.760
<v Speaker 3>caddy subculture in the star naming business, which then that

0:24:46.960 --> 0:24:48.800
<v Speaker 3>I didn't go to bed till about a quarter to

0:24:48.880 --> 0:24:52.040
<v Speaker 3>four this morning, and some of us was in regards

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:54.399
<v Speaker 3>to the gift, not all of it, but there was

0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:57.320
<v Speaker 3>part of it where there's a bit of a I

0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 3>mean wormholes, that's a that's a cosmic term as it.

0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:02.520
<v Speaker 3>But that's yeah. So like name is star for Free?

0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, so that's interesting. And then the page

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:09.080
<v Speaker 3>was all it was a bad website. We have a

0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:09.640
<v Speaker 3>bad website.

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:12.040
<v Speaker 2>I have one of those little under instruction graphics and

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:12.360
<v Speaker 2>it was.

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Like it wouldn't shrink down to the phone.

0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Wee yeah.

0:25:16.640 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 3>And so then the next website is like naming a

0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:22.679
<v Speaker 3>star for free? Is it worth it? And I was like,

0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:25.960
<v Speaker 3>no stake situation, That's what I'm like, Well, what do

0:25:26.040 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 3>you have to say about Like the stars that you're naming,

0:25:28.280 --> 0:25:31.040
<v Speaker 3>they might not even be out there. They could just

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:34.440
<v Speaker 3>be yanking your chain. This one, here's a verifiable star.

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 3>So apparently some people complained about the first leg. I

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:41.000
<v Speaker 3>named a star for free, and you gave me coordinates

0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 3>and it's bumpkus out there.

0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:43.359
<v Speaker 2>I went there.

0:25:43.440 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I wanted no on like this this site, the

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:49.159
<v Speaker 3>one I got you. That's they're going to give you

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:53.359
<v Speaker 3>their own NASA linked map with coordinates.

0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:55.440
<v Speaker 2>So I could go there. Yeah, get in a fight

0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:56.680
<v Speaker 2>with anybody who shows up.

0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and if there's just a night you're out here

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:01.040
<v Speaker 3>and you're having a low night, you know, you just

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:04.040
<v Speaker 3>cookies are bumming you out. It wasn't the best dip

0:26:04.040 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 3>of the thing. You're like, I don't know if I'm

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 3>maybe if I'm not cut out for this business anymore.

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:10.560
<v Speaker 2>You look at this guy, you.

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Just know, Hey, out there somewhere, Bridger is the brightest

0:26:13.840 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 3>star available waiting for me. Yeah.

0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:18.199
<v Speaker 2>I've got two options. I have two vacation homes. What

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:19.120
<v Speaker 2>did she mean?

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 3>What what's Karen's like?

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 2>It's I mean it's a gorgeous star. I think it's uh.

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I think she.

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:28.280
<v Speaker 3>Named her they got the money now, she went nice

0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 3>for you. The Sun it's one of the moons around Cet.

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:34.679
<v Speaker 3>I own the Sun. Yeah, not taken a star, but

0:26:34.720 --> 0:26:36.879
<v Speaker 3>you can see it right there. No one fuck with me.

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:39.840
<v Speaker 3>I'll turn it off as soon as I want to. No,

0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 3>I think she named it or I can't remember. She

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:48.040
<v Speaker 3>named it Bridger A twelve and so really, I mean

0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 3>it was a I feel like there must be a

0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:50.879
<v Speaker 3>million of these star businesses.

0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Why don't I start one of these?

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 3>It was I mean it was a whole first page

0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:55.160
<v Speaker 3>of the Google searches.

0:26:55.600 --> 0:26:56.919
<v Speaker 2>That's a great passive income.

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.359
<v Speaker 3>I think you should do name a star. But then

0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:01.520
<v Speaker 3>it's like a pick. Sure of Bradley Cooper, but you

0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:03.919
<v Speaker 3>could just name him whatever you want.

0:27:03.800 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 2>To name them. Sorry, it's not your name anymore, Brad.

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:10.240
<v Speaker 2>That's a very smart idea.

0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:13.200
<v Speaker 3>It's Chuck Mankowitz yuh.

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 2>Own.

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 3>He owns an HVAC heating repair out of Canton, Ohio.

0:27:18.480 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 2>And renamed Jennifer Lopez Tyler.

0:27:22.280 --> 0:27:24.240
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I got the business is up.

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 2>And running ten dollars. How could I say?

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:26.040
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:29.360
<v Speaker 3>A defamation? It's defamation on me. I got this copyright

0:27:29.400 --> 0:27:30.080
<v Speaker 3>on this whole thing.

0:27:31.000 --> 0:27:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a I mean that's a name. You've now

0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:36.640
<v Speaker 2>got an agency and a new website. This has been

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:39.320
<v Speaker 2>a this is a money making podcast.

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:41.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean this is really this is the new Shark

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Tank here.

0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 2>This is essentially a financial show.

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:44.199
<v Speaker 3>I like this.

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Watch Shark Tank.

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 3>These dip ideas. Sorry, I'm going back to that do

0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:52.000
<v Speaker 3>I Every time I watch Shark Tank. They're just I

0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 3>just feel bad for the people that are so sincere

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:56.880
<v Speaker 3>and they're bad ideas, and then rich people are mean

0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:59.639
<v Speaker 3>to them. I'm like, that's just the world. That's the

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:00.600
<v Speaker 3>world as it is.

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:00.679
<v Speaker 1>Is.

0:28:00.800 --> 0:28:02.679
<v Speaker 3>Rich people are going to tell you how you're going

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:05.280
<v Speaker 3>to fail, and you'd be like, oh, thanks so much.

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 2>It feels very dystopian. Yeah, it's like you've come before

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:10.159
<v Speaker 2>your overlords to beg.

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's just having a job with a boss and

0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 3>you need time off. Nope, but it's not good for

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:20.359
<v Speaker 3>the bottom line, all right. Bald guy and smarmy lady

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 3>and the guy who owns sports I don't know who's

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 3>on that show.

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:27.360
<v Speaker 2>It's made me cry before, really because I felt they

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:29.360
<v Speaker 2>were being well. I did have strep throat at the time,

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:31.199
<v Speaker 2>so it was weak already. But I thought they were

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.439
<v Speaker 2>going too mean to the people, and I started crying.

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 3>Do you when when you know a producer is like

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:40.600
<v Speaker 3>telling them, like, you got to get destroy you guys,

0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:45.840
<v Speaker 3>get meaner to these people because ratings dictate. We want

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 3>to see that, we want it to be sinister.

0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:49.960
<v Speaker 2>That absolutely happens there.

0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 3>But then there, I can't think of any ideas that

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 3>are on there. I don't want to like have osmosis

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 3>ideas or right.

0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, well, this is the thing. I just had

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:01.520
<v Speaker 2>a friend on it. Yeah, it was incredible. I felt

0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 2>starstruck by it. She was on there pitching did she

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:06.400
<v Speaker 2>got a deal?

0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 3>Really?

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 2>She has. She runs this company fish wife. Have you

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>heard of this? It's tin fish.

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 3>I mean I've heard of tinned fish. It's a I mean,

0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 3>I mean cream and mushroom soup. By the can. You

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:19.080
<v Speaker 3>think I don't know what tin fish?

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:20.920
<v Speaker 2>You're like an alley cat.

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 3>I go with more of a raccoon vibe myself. I

0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 3>need those imposable thumbs open all these can goods.

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:32.400
<v Speaker 2>But she was on there. She didn't embarrass herself. It

0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 2>wasn't like one of these things where she sings a

0:29:34.120 --> 0:29:36.280
<v Speaker 2>song at the beginning of her She didn't rap or

0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 2>do anything. She just went on and presented the facts

0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:40.960
<v Speaker 2>and walked away with the deal. I was shocked.

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Tin fish she reinvent howd she repitch?

0:29:44.360 --> 0:29:48.160
<v Speaker 2>She's made it fancy, the oldest consumer food good.

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 3>She's mad.

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 2>She's made it fancy, like sourcing it from good places.

0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:55.440
<v Speaker 2>And it does taste good.

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:58.640
<v Speaker 3>To come with a dip with a what tinned dip?

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, tinned dip? That sounds interesting.

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Listen, do you have connections we should get on this show?

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 3>We're the brightest stars available. How are we not on

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:13.800
<v Speaker 3>Shark Tank pitching tinned dip? Listen? These can goods They're good.

0:30:14.080 --> 0:30:17.200
<v Speaker 3>Weren't so in California? Everybody's got an earthquake kit. You're

0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:21.320
<v Speaker 3>looking at it boring beef jerky stuff I've seen before,

0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 3>freeze dried meals. I would love an option for some

0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 3>flavor to feel fancy in a crisis.

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 2>That's such a good prying it open. Actually, just doing

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 2>this reminds me that I can think of one tinned dip,

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:40.440
<v Speaker 2>and it's a tinned bean dip that you'll see gas stations.

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever seen this?

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, I have seen that. Okay, this is my

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:46.960
<v Speaker 3>problem with shark tank. I invent something and then just

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:51.920
<v Speaker 3>I just have it in the cupboard. You mean bean dip? Yeah,

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 3>I guess talking about the very beginning that you were like,

0:30:55.520 --> 0:30:57.960
<v Speaker 3>like a white bean dip and I was like, that's exotic, Like, no,

0:30:58.000 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 3>it's bean dip. It's a different color being, isn't.

0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean bean dip. What we're currently talking about is

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:05.960
<v Speaker 2>a refried bean dip. It is. It comes in a

0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 2>can usually, but the little I'm thinking about, the little

0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:10.400
<v Speaker 2>tiny ones are almost like a cat food can.

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 3>That's that's the bean dip. That's the Friedo lay bean,

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 3>the cheese dip usually in front of the other Freedo

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 3>lay products.

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 2>I love a frido as a dip. That's a chip scop. Yeah,

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:21.959
<v Speaker 2>they have to scuupables.

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:23.920
<v Speaker 3>The fact that they had to up it, like you

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 3>know you could do this is I'm like, yeah, yeah, guys,

0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:27.720
<v Speaker 3>we all know that. What do you think has been

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 3>going on? I've just been putting I've been taking a

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 3>handful of dip and put it in my mouth and

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 3>then just eating Frito's.

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I know what to do with your chip? Wow, that's

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 2>that's the real first pinkberry reinventing. I think we're all

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:42.360
<v Speaker 2>we already.

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Have savory pink berry.

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, Dropping free doo lays on a frozen yogurt

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 2>doesn't sound.

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Because it's more just dips, all right? See now I

0:31:51.440 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 3>just invented a.

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Talking about completely different neither.

0:31:56.240 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 3>I said, no dips with the brightest star available bread.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe we're now deep back.

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 3>Into shark tank. Give us a million bucks. We already

0:32:06.480 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 3>have it started.

0:32:07.480 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 2>We'll figure it out after we have the money.

0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Think how many dips you can get if that was

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 3>the podcast?

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I would be surrounded by dip Would.

0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 3>You be offenditive? I just went off and did this

0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:19.960
<v Speaker 3>because I mean, look at us. I feel like I'm

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 3>going to eat more dips than you might.

0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I love a dip. I'll out dip you.

0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 3>Now it's a challenge.

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Now it's a challenge podcasts uh where everyone ends up sick.

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's no Yeah, don't get the FDA involved with

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 3>the dip making process.

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Here back to the star for a minute. Okay, what

0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 2>gave you this idea?

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 3>I've always loved the uh arrogance of whoever thought like

0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 3>you see all that why don't we why don't we

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 3>name them? And then this I just the concept of

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 3>naming stars has always been silly to me, and I

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 3>mean equal parts like romantic or thoughtful or absolute horseshit

0:33:05.960 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 3>like like like so like a mix between those. And

0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I thought that this one, this organization, not just because

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.240
<v Speaker 3>it was the second one that would load on my phone,

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 3>but also because their whole spiel about like, well, the

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:22.760
<v Speaker 3>money you're paying is going to the search for another

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 3>inhabitable planet.

0:33:24.840 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the whole thing you just read.

0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 3>Is like yeah, it's like this is going to research

0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:33.880
<v Speaker 3>to find other earthlike planets. So like, not only are

0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 3>we like naming stuff that we shouldn't be naming, but

0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:39.840
<v Speaker 3>we're probably ruining this something. Yeah, we are going to

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 3>need another spot. So that kind of delight like blissful

0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 3>cluelessness got me excited about this particular organization that I use.

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 2>That is the weird thing about space of like who

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:56.520
<v Speaker 2>owns the moon? This kind of thing. Eventually there's gonna

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 2>be a fight over that.

0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 3>Wasn't there the idea of somebody's gonna do like drone

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 3>advertising or moon was it on the moon? It was

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 3>like something like like how they could do drone shows,

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:11.840
<v Speaker 3>but now it'll be advertisements, which I always thought just

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:15.400
<v Speaker 3>the airplane the banner, those were rude.

0:34:15.680 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's already invading my space and.

0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 3>You're just at the beach where you can't drink legally.

0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 3>It's like about a corona. Like that plane crashes, which

0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 3>I gotta stop saying stuff like that because then once

0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:26.960
<v Speaker 3>in a while things happen.

0:34:27.120 --> 0:34:29.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one of these ad planes blows up.

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 3>I feel terrible about this.

0:34:31.680 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Podcast kind of does bring these things to reality. Oh really, yeah,

0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 2>so just give me happen. It'll probably happen.

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:41.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Before the banner pilots be safe out there,

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:43.040
<v Speaker 3>follow fa.

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Pro cost and peace to that pilot and guys went

0:34:46.680 --> 0:34:49.839
<v Speaker 2>down the ad agencies that was paying for the banner and.

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 3>Freedom's you know, you could use them to scoop and

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:55.480
<v Speaker 3>then it's just like tell my family I love them,

0:34:56.680 --> 0:35:00.960
<v Speaker 3>and then you still see the banner. Last plane crashes,

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 3>but you're like, ah, I.

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Could go for some much to sink into the sea.

0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is tragic, most pretty hungry.

0:35:07.880 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then the I guess that's in the same

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:13.200
<v Speaker 2>category as the drawing things with the smoke.

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:17.399
<v Speaker 3>Which has that ever gone, well.

0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen a successful one. I've always seen like

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 2>two letters that I'm driving and I'm like, well, I

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:22.880
<v Speaker 2>wonder what that was.

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:25.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't think anybody has. I don't think anybody's had

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 3>the patience.

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:27.439
<v Speaker 2>It takes a long time.

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:30.520
<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, the stages of watching and are like, oh,

0:35:30.560 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 3>it's a skywrider, and then you're watching and then you

0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 3>get the first letter, and then that goes away and

0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:40.919
<v Speaker 3>you're like, well, wait, what was the was this part

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 3>of the second letter or was that the first letter?

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 3>You're like, I'm late for a thing.

0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean there's a good chance you missed four

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:49.520
<v Speaker 2>letters before the one you saw. Yeah, so it's just

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:51.239
<v Speaker 2>not worth investing your time in.

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 3>Great idea, poor execution, horrible execution. And then there's a

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:59.279
<v Speaker 3>heart and then presumably a name, which at that point

0:35:59.360 --> 0:36:02.680
<v Speaker 3>you're somebody's just making somebody else stand around like but

0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 3>wait when they're looking at their watch like skyriders great now, No, no, no,

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:09.840
<v Speaker 3>hold hold on, Gertrude, you need to I think it

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:13.279
<v Speaker 3>looks like a g to me, just boring your loved one. Yeah,

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:16.719
<v Speaker 3>just a long named loved one. It's contemplating leaving you

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:18.840
<v Speaker 3>in that moment because you just want to stand in

0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:20.760
<v Speaker 3>a field for forty five minutes.

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 2>How much does that cost? I wonder?

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:26.759
<v Speaker 3>I would hope a decent amount, but I feel like

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 3>normal people do it, but it feels like to money. Well,

0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 3>money and good ideas aren't always in the same bed.

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:39.239
<v Speaker 2>That's true, that's true. But I feel like having a

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:42.000
<v Speaker 2>plane and go into the air at all must cost

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 2>so much money at least you have any idea how

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:44.800
<v Speaker 2>much that costs?

0:36:45.160 --> 0:36:48.560
<v Speaker 4>I mean base cost. It starts at thirty five dollars

0:36:48.600 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 4>for a single writing. I don't know if that's just

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:55.720
<v Speaker 4>like better or if it's a word can get very pricey.

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like somebody saw how much money you can make

0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:00.319
<v Speaker 3>being a good cake decorator, and like I'm going one

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 3>up that.

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:05.200
<v Speaker 4>Okay, the thirty five for like a message, so I

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:08.400
<v Speaker 4>think it's like for the whole, like a normal message,

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 4>twenty five it should.

0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:13.839
<v Speaker 2>Be more like initial is like, oh, that's a lot

0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:15.800
<v Speaker 2>of money. And now I'm thinking, actually.

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 4>Someone's risking their life to write your stupid message in

0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:21.000
<v Speaker 4>the sky. Like every time somebody gets into a plane,

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 4>it's not a guarantee they're going to come back down.

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:24.439
<v Speaker 2>Right, especially one of these tiny ones.

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, and there those aren't the well up kept.

0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 2>They're not the bowings that are.

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 3>That's that's a guy's plane. That's a guy like, Oh,

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:35.720
<v Speaker 3>I got I'll do I'll do one up on door dash.

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 2>It's just me Rick, and I'll go get every stuff

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:38.920
<v Speaker 2>for you.

0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:41.839
<v Speaker 3>I'll go get it.

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Opens the barn doors and.

0:37:42.600 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, what do you? Just give me a call,

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:48.319
<v Speaker 3>I'll get it. If the car starts, I'll get it. Like,

0:37:48.360 --> 0:37:49.760
<v Speaker 3>that's who's doing the sky riding.

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:52.799
<v Speaker 2>Thirty five hundred dollars. I feel like that covers the gas.

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I don't, I know't how much flights

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:57.920
<v Speaker 3>cost just to sit in the plane.

0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Right for a bad seat? Yeah, out like.

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:04.480
<v Speaker 3>Either skywriting should be more airline passenger line should be

0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 3>a lot cheaper.

0:38:05.600 --> 0:38:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's probably both.

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Thirty five hundred bucks, right, I love you, but also,

0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:11.120
<v Speaker 3>can you get me to Phoenix?

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:12.600
<v Speaker 2>Let me.

0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:15.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to say kill two birds with one

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 3>stone too close to what we're doing with the plane, but.

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 2>I feel like a Phoenix trip to Phoenix from Los

0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Angeles should be twenty five dollars.

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 3>I feel like they should pay you for going to

0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 3>Phoenix personally. That's what I think. I think there should

0:38:27.000 --> 0:38:29.240
<v Speaker 3>be an incentivized reason to go to Phoenix.

0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 2>I had a layover in Phoenix recently and I looked out.

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I obviously didn't visit the city or experience the culture

0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:37.239
<v Speaker 2>or the people. He did.

0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:39.600
<v Speaker 3>You went to the airport.

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's some good eggs in Phoenix. But when

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I looked at it, I was like, Wow, this is

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:46.400
<v Speaker 2>a fascinating environment.

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:49.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. What if we took all the stuff that people

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:52.839
<v Speaker 3>liked about Las Vegas and got rid of that but

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:55.840
<v Speaker 3>still lived here as an affront to God.

0:38:56.719 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Actually, what you're describing is something that appeals to me

0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 2>without casinos.

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's just blisteringly hot. Uh, people convincing themselves it's

0:39:07.640 --> 0:39:09.560
<v Speaker 3>the best. They have an ice skating rink there in

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:11.760
<v Speaker 3>the winter time, which the winner is still eighty degree

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 3>outdoor I drink.

0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh that's a waste, we waste.

0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 3>May as well just have a sky rider. Let you

0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:20.719
<v Speaker 3>know where the outdoor ice skating rinked. It's because their

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 3>environment that doesn't even exist out here. It's the desert.

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Phoenix, I'm not coming anytime.

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:31.359
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I go to Phoenix pretty often. Phoenix's they know

0:39:31.400 --> 0:39:32.320
<v Speaker 3>what they know where.

0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:35.759
<v Speaker 2>They're everybody's got there something, yeah, and everybody, well a

0:39:35.800 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 2>lot of cities are bad.

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:39.920
<v Speaker 3>It's not my joke, and I wish I could remember

0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:42.800
<v Speaker 3>who to give credit for. But the airport in Phoenix

0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:46.080
<v Speaker 3>is called sky Harbor, and like, good job, that's just

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 3>another name for airport. Like it's not even creative. You

0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 3>just look, it's the same thing that's their airport now,

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 3>and it's like that kind of sums up Phoenix. Yeah,

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.080
<v Speaker 3>sky Harbor.

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:04.359
<v Speaker 2>All right, I mean it does. Wow, there's something very

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:06.279
<v Speaker 2>romantic about that until you break it down.

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they didn't think about it. And I feel bad

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:12.120
<v Speaker 3>that I can't remember the comedian's name. Who did that? Oh,

0:40:12.200 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 3>it's stuck. It stuck.

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:16.720
<v Speaker 2>The airport is basically on the same level as toilet.

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.120
<v Speaker 2>I feel like those words are very similar, Like they

0:40:19.120 --> 0:40:20.320
<v Speaker 2>bring to my toilet.

0:40:20.560 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh really? Are you? Clearly not a fan of traveling.

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:26.080
<v Speaker 2>I do hate to be on a plane. I mean

0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 2>excruciating physically for me, is it? And I feel bad

0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:33.200
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not a large person. I'm like, I don't

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:35.480
<v Speaker 2>I have leg room and everything, but it's horrible for.

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:38.160
<v Speaker 3>Me to bring it back around bisc off cookies. How

0:40:38.200 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 3>do you feel about those?

0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I like them?

0:40:40.520 --> 0:40:42.560
<v Speaker 3>Does it I do very much? Now does that make

0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:44.520
<v Speaker 3>the traveling a little bit better? No?

0:40:45.000 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, because it is something where I'm like, well this

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 2>is this is never a cook I would buy on

0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 2>my own, but I'm going to enjoy it.

0:40:52.000 --> 0:40:55.040
<v Speaker 3>Here I've thought about I've enjoyed biscuit. Maybe it's like

0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 3>a you know, like a Stockholm Sea, like a prisoner scenario,

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:02.320
<v Speaker 3>like oh, you know, when you've been in the desert

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:03.719
<v Speaker 3>for a year, You're like, this is the best water

0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:05.880
<v Speaker 3>I've ever had, Like this cookie is the greatest. I

0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:06.320
<v Speaker 3>can't get it.

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 2>They do surprise you. Yeah, it's like, oh, this is

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 2>like the flavor in it is unlike any other thing

0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 2>you're eating.

0:41:12.560 --> 0:41:15.360
<v Speaker 3>Ever, Yeah, I didn't expect to be treated this. Well,

0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:18.440
<v Speaker 3>there's a fancy sweats or whatever they give you.

0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:21.839
<v Speaker 2>The biscuss I mean that and ginger ale go hand

0:41:21.840 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 2>in hand as far as like plain foods. Oh, okay,

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:26.839
<v Speaker 2>that I enjoy them on a plane, but nowhere else.

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 2>Tomato juice, Oh that's interesting. I've never had a tomato

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:31.600
<v Speaker 2>juice in a plane, but it makes sense.

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, give me a tomato juice. I don't know why.

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm usually I usually now these days, and like a flight,

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:40.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be drunk, noise canceling headphones.

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Just passed out drunk.

0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:43.959
<v Speaker 3>Joe Rogan can keep his deprivation tanks. I just need

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 3>noise canceling headphones and a trip to few drinks. I'm

0:41:49.000 --> 0:41:49.640
<v Speaker 3>somewhere else.

0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like that cookie. That's usually what I pick

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:56.239
<v Speaker 2>over the pretzels at this point. Then I'll put it

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 2>in my backpack sometimes for a special treat.

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:01.800
<v Speaker 3>Later, I might have him in back now every weekend,

0:42:01.840 --> 0:42:04.360
<v Speaker 3>I've got all kinds of weird airplane snacks.

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Probably crushed a powder.

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh god, let me hang on to this pepper packet.

0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:11.400
<v Speaker 3>You never know. I get an unseasoned meal while also

0:42:11.480 --> 0:42:13.040
<v Speaker 3>having my travel gear with me.

0:42:13.200 --> 0:42:15.960
<v Speaker 2>And those pepper packets do absolutely nothing to change the

0:42:15.960 --> 0:42:18.399
<v Speaker 2>flavor of a food. No, No, I mean you need

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:20.759
<v Speaker 2>at least eight of those before it starts to be like, Oh,

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:21.560
<v Speaker 2>I have pepper on this.

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:23.319
<v Speaker 3>And I like that it's in the two tubes in

0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:23.880
<v Speaker 3>the packet.

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're thinking about the two tubes. I'm thinking about

0:42:26.400 --> 0:42:28.879
<v Speaker 2>the more the straight up straight up.

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 3>Here, like the actual fingernail amount of like magic dusting

0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 3>of it.

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 2>The two tubes is crazy.

0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:37.319
<v Speaker 3>That's like whoa, Hey, you don't want to go too

0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:40.120
<v Speaker 3>crazy with all this pepper. We're going to give you

0:42:40.120 --> 0:42:41.480
<v Speaker 3>the option to like slow it down a.

0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Little bit and start with the one. Yeah, see how

0:42:43.480 --> 0:42:43.960
<v Speaker 2>you feel.

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:46.239
<v Speaker 3>Don't overdo it. The chef took a lot of time

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:51.360
<v Speaker 3>if you had a restaurant with the two tube pepper packet.

0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 2>I think we should play a game. Okay, I feel

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 2>like playing Gift or a curse. Let's play. You know,

0:42:56.760 --> 0:42:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to be a professional for a while

0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:01.879
<v Speaker 2>and play every other game twise, but or every other

0:43:02.520 --> 0:43:04.400
<v Speaker 2>week a different game. But who cares?

0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:04.680
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:43:05.280 --> 0:43:08.319
<v Speaker 2>New Year knew mey. I need a number between one

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:08.880
<v Speaker 2>and ten from you.

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:10.120
<v Speaker 3>Uh two?

0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:12.839
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:15.960
<v Speaker 2>our game pieces. So right now, you can promote, recommend,

0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:16.960
<v Speaker 2>do whatever you want.

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:21.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I'll promote. Yeah, I guess I got a

0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:22.880
<v Speaker 3>new special coming outs called dirt Knapp. That was the

0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 3>name of my cat, our cat, Missus A Nice Cat,

0:43:25.719 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 3>comes out in early March, and I'd like to promote

0:43:30.840 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 3>letting stray cats into your home or other animals. We

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 3>did have raccoons come through the pet door at one point,

0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:39.920
<v Speaker 3>and we got very lucky that they did not ravage

0:43:39.960 --> 0:43:43.000
<v Speaker 3>our household. How many, Well, do I take it back?

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:45.439
<v Speaker 3>Had we had somebody else's cat come through the pet

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:48.000
<v Speaker 3>door and we had one. We had raccoons on the

0:43:48.040 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 3>patio and one came through the pet door and our

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:55.440
<v Speaker 3>cat just stood like we had like a security camera

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:57.879
<v Speaker 3>but only pointing at the pet door. That's the only

0:43:57.920 --> 0:43:59.360
<v Speaker 3>thing we were cared about.

0:43:59.400 --> 0:43:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Small criminal.

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:04.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the cat in the background of the raccoon coming,

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:06.319
<v Speaker 3>any of the cats, like, I don't even know how

0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 3>to deal with this.

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.680
<v Speaker 2>One, and the cat left it alone.

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:11.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well that raccoons are monsters.

0:44:11.800 --> 0:44:13.160
<v Speaker 2>They are built.

0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:16.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, even the cat was like, I'm not I'm sorry,

0:44:16.320 --> 0:44:18.560
<v Speaker 3>I appreciate the hospitality, let me in here, but this

0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:20.120
<v Speaker 3>raccoon's gonna do with this raccoons?

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Was there anything you did to stop the raccoons in

0:44:22.960 --> 0:44:27.160
<v Speaker 2>the future, No, just happen again.

0:44:27.080 --> 0:44:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Kind of like looked at him disapprovingly when we see

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:31.440
<v Speaker 3>him on the pay You guys know the rules come on.

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:35.880
<v Speaker 2>That's terrifying to me. Yeah, well, people go watch Kyle's special.

0:44:35.920 --> 0:44:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Of course, that was excellently You know you're promoted perfectly. Okay,

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:39.960
<v Speaker 2>what an uncomfortable thing to.

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:41.479
<v Speaker 3>Have to do. It doesn't feel good.

0:44:41.719 --> 0:44:43.359
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's never felt good for. Well, I bet

0:44:43.480 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 2>there are some psychos that it feels good for.

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:49.720
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, and those that's a strange lot. Yeah, people

0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:54.680
<v Speaker 3>that like themselves, These people that believe in themselves.

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:58.799
<v Speaker 2>What reality is that? This is how we play gift

0:44:58.840 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 2>for a curse. I'm going to name three and you're

0:45:00.719 --> 0:45:02.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell me if there are a gift or a

0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:04.040
<v Speaker 2>curse and why, Okay, and then I'll tell you if

0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:06.400
<v Speaker 2>you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers.

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, fair enough, Okay.

0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:10.720
<v Speaker 2>This first one is from a listener named Hannah. Hannah

0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:15.040
<v Speaker 2>has suggested gift or a curse a ten percent discount.

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:20.640
<v Speaker 3>Ooh, I'm going to say I'm gonna say curse because

0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 3>ten percent is really not crazy, Like it doesn't make

0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:30.719
<v Speaker 3>you feel like you're saving anything, and it doesn't lure

0:45:30.800 --> 0:45:33.239
<v Speaker 3>me into like wanting to buy something. But then it's

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 3>it's enough to make me like, if it's online, I

0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 3>hover over it and then like it might be in

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:40.360
<v Speaker 3>my cart and then like, oh, you left something in

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:42.640
<v Speaker 3>your cart. How about fifteen percent off, and I'm like,

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 3>now we're talking, and that's how I wind up buying

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:46.240
<v Speaker 3>some crap I don't.

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:50.760
<v Speaker 2>Want absolutely, right, Okay, ten percent? What I mean it

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:55.320
<v Speaker 2>essentially doesn't exist as a discount. Don't bother. It's insulting. Yeah,

0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:58.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like the smallest piece of cheese to lure me in.

0:45:58.400 --> 0:46:00.279
<v Speaker 3>Stop blowing me a kiss. I know what we're at it.

0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:02.160
<v Speaker 2>And by the time we get through shipping and taxes,

0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:06.000
<v Speaker 2>it's been absolutely obliterated, and I'm paying full price.

0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 3>You've upped at ten percent to cover that for your

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:11.400
<v Speaker 3>little ten percent. I know your tricks to capitalism awful.

0:46:11.640 --> 0:46:15.240
<v Speaker 2>I feel like fifteen percent even is pushing it. Twenty

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:17.640
<v Speaker 2>percent we're starting to talk reasonably.

0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:20.920
<v Speaker 3>My problem is like, well, this thing's way over priced,

0:46:20.960 --> 0:46:23.799
<v Speaker 3>but it's twenty five percent off twenty five It makes

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 3>it just the price that you still wouldn't have paid

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:27.919
<v Speaker 3>if you like it costs as much.

0:46:28.320 --> 0:46:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:32.719
<v Speaker 3>But I then now I've fallen for the psychology of it. Right,

0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:33.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm upset with myself.

0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Twenty five percent will get me fifty percent, of course,

0:46:37.480 --> 0:46:40.920
<v Speaker 2>we love. Yeah, do you get to seventy five percent

0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:42.160
<v Speaker 2>you start worrying about the product.

0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:44.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is like they're getting rid of stock. Yeah, somethings.

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:48.480
<v Speaker 3>Then like, but is it wrong for me? Right?

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 2>And probably not.

0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:52.279
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes a lot of people are wrong about something and

0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:55.440
<v Speaker 3>it'll fit my needs just fine, make it right. Yeah

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:58.880
<v Speaker 3>for this, for this kind of savings, I'll figure it out.

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, very well played. Next, this is from a listener

0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:05.640
<v Speaker 2>named William Gift or a curse witnessing a.

0:47:05.680 --> 0:47:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Murder witnessing a murder. Oh, if I'm gonna let's go

0:47:14.600 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 3>dark with it, let's say Gift, only if it's not

0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:29.320
<v Speaker 3>somebody you care about, and you can I mean milk

0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 3>it for like, I mean either like local news broadcasts

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:36.719
<v Speaker 3>like yeah I saw him, like you can have that notoriety,

0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:40.560
<v Speaker 3>or you can like you can move into the podcast territory.

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Obviously it's very lucrative for a lot of people right now.

0:47:44.120 --> 0:47:47.239
<v Speaker 3>But only if it's not like somebody who cared about, right,

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:50.399
<v Speaker 3>Like bad people get murdered. That's true, and you could

0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:52.880
<v Speaker 3>be like, well, hey, hey about time.

0:47:54.480 --> 0:47:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I saw must get murdered and we'd like you know.

0:47:59.360 --> 0:48:02.000
<v Speaker 3>This guy, No, you're not. You're not cruising past my

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:08.759
<v Speaker 3>star anymore, buddy. Yeah, without naming on the dark side.

0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:11.120
<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna say it could be a blessing in

0:48:11.160 --> 0:48:14.240
<v Speaker 3>a very odd way, like maybe you're a boring person,

0:48:14.320 --> 0:48:16.760
<v Speaker 3>and then like you're the most boring person at the party,

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:19.720
<v Speaker 3>like this drips here again. Oh you think he's boring?

0:48:19.960 --> 0:48:22.040
<v Speaker 3>Ask him by the time he saw that murder?

0:48:22.280 --> 0:48:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Finally a story and.

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:26.480
<v Speaker 3>That's the reason you're getting invited to social gatherings.

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everyone needs one event.

0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:31.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you gotta have something defining thing, even if you

0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:32.680
<v Speaker 3>didn't create the definition.

0:48:32.760 --> 0:48:36.640
<v Speaker 2>You know, right, but you're wrong? Curse? Oh okay, any

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.200
<v Speaker 2>time I think about witnessing any sort of crime or

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:41.799
<v Speaker 2>like seeing a car accident or a murder, I might

0:48:41.840 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 2>immediately goes to paperwork and like, how much of my

0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:48.759
<v Speaker 2>time is now being wasted by bureaucratic paperwork?

0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:51.799
<v Speaker 3>Equally dark. Reason why it's a curse not because it

0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:53.000
<v Speaker 3>could affect you emotionally?

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Can I? Can I appeal? Then? Can I?

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:57.399
<v Speaker 3>Because it could be a blessing because you could help

0:48:57.800 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 3>solve the murder.

0:48:59.040 --> 0:49:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, I'll put on your detective hats and get out.

0:49:02.520 --> 0:49:04.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to help with justice.

0:49:04.719 --> 0:49:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Right, magnifying glass, you're dusting for prints?

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:08.600
<v Speaker 3>Am I still wrong?

0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 2>You're still wrong? Okay, you're not going to argue a

0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:17.399
<v Speaker 2>number three. This is from a listener named Liz Gift

0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:21.720
<v Speaker 2>to a curse, venmoing someone money and captioning it, treat

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:23.320
<v Speaker 2>yourself to something nice today.

0:49:24.400 --> 0:49:26.200
<v Speaker 3>I went dark on that last one, so I'm going

0:49:26.239 --> 0:49:30.799
<v Speaker 3>to try and go blessing on this One's.

0:49:29.480 --> 0:49:32.719
<v Speaker 2>A gift, gift to a curse. You can't it's not

0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:33.440
<v Speaker 2>a blessing.

0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:35.719
<v Speaker 3>Blessing. Yeah, I got confused on the game.

0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:40.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm blessing. Not every blessings a gift?

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:44.120
<v Speaker 3>All right, man? You know Airport Sky Harbor. That's what

0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:47.560
<v Speaker 3>we're arguing over here. Okay, I think it's well, it's

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.479
<v Speaker 3>literally a gift. Is this a question?

0:49:51.560 --> 0:49:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Look the thing and now you have to deal with it.

0:49:55.280 --> 0:49:59.280
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well it's literally a gift. So it's a gift.

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Wrong curse? I mean, I mean, first of all, this

0:50:05.280 --> 0:50:07.160
<v Speaker 2>has never happened to me, so I can't really speak

0:50:07.160 --> 0:50:08.520
<v Speaker 2>to it. That's really the problem.

0:50:08.680 --> 0:50:10.360
<v Speaker 3>It's not going to happen now with that attitude.

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 2>It's a curse. I mean, who's doing this?

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:13.560
<v Speaker 3>Who?

0:50:13.640 --> 0:50:15.440
<v Speaker 2>I've never had a thing that just says treat yourself

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:17.600
<v Speaker 2>to someone something nice today. There.

0:50:17.600 --> 0:50:19.560
<v Speaker 3>It turns out there's some nice people out there. We

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:20.640
<v Speaker 3>don't know them.

0:50:21.000 --> 0:50:21.600
<v Speaker 2>Introduce me.

0:50:21.760 --> 0:50:23.920
<v Speaker 3>We're not going to meet them with the with the angle.

0:50:23.960 --> 0:50:26.000
<v Speaker 3>We're taken now, Liz reach out.

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently Liz is surrounded by people who are just

0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:30.720
<v Speaker 2>filling her bank account.

0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:33.800
<v Speaker 3>Kyle dash Canane on Venmo, it's a picture of me

0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:38.759
<v Speaker 3>in front of Stonehenge. If because I'm supporting your thing,

0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:41.760
<v Speaker 3>people reach out, worry about the special if you wanted

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:43.919
<v Speaker 3>to just venmo me and say, I wouldn't treat myself.

0:50:44.320 --> 0:50:47.440
<v Speaker 3>I treat myself to some lovely dips and cookies.

0:50:47.640 --> 0:50:50.640
<v Speaker 2>If somebody sent you four hundred dollars, what would you

0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 2>buy with it?

0:50:51.520 --> 0:50:54.760
<v Speaker 3>Four hundred dollars interesting, it seems like a good amount

0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 3>of mone Oh yeah, I would freak out. I don't

0:50:57.200 --> 0:50:58.719
<v Speaker 3>even know what to do with four hundred dollars.

0:50:59.640 --> 0:51:01.200
<v Speaker 2>It would have ruined my life because I would then

0:51:01.280 --> 0:51:02.680
<v Speaker 2>be like thinking for weeks.

0:51:02.800 --> 0:51:04.680
<v Speaker 3>But okay, would it ruined your life because they said

0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:06.640
<v Speaker 3>treat yourself to something nice if they just sent you

0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:08.520
<v Speaker 3>four to dollars, like, all right, have a phone bill

0:51:08.640 --> 0:51:12.320
<v Speaker 3>a couple of But when it's like no, you get yourself,

0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:14.040
<v Speaker 3>Like when your grandmother gives you like no, no, you

0:51:14.160 --> 0:51:16.800
<v Speaker 3>get something for you, right, you get it for you,

0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 3>and you're like, well, I didn't want this kind of pressure.

0:51:19.560 --> 0:51:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I spin out. You spent out in a huge way.

0:51:21.640 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 2>With gift cards with just money on them, They're I'm

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:26.000
<v Speaker 2>a mess. Oh they're worth more than cash to me.

0:51:26.400 --> 0:51:30.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's it's a cherish it mm hmm. Yeah.

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:32.200
<v Speaker 3>And then if I have to get all the amount,

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:34.400
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, but I'd try to get it as close up.

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 3>But you want to talk about buying stuff you don't need, Like,

0:51:36.560 --> 0:51:38.840
<v Speaker 3>all right, I got eight dollars and fifty three cents.

0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:43.640
<v Speaker 3>You know what, I think these bamboo chopsticks are what

0:51:43.719 --> 0:51:46.040
<v Speaker 3>I would need for the house. I think it's set

0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 3>of eight. Eight pairs of bamboo chopsticks are exactly what

0:51:49.520 --> 0:51:50.160
<v Speaker 3>I need for that house.

0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I've carried around one of those things with forty cents

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:53.880
<v Speaker 2>on it before. I'm just talking, well, well it'll be

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 2>a little.

0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:56.600
<v Speaker 3>You know, off the p You wouldn't throw forty cents

0:51:56.640 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 3>on the ground, No, I wouldn't.

0:51:58.000 --> 0:51:58.800
<v Speaker 2>It's plastic.

0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:01.600
<v Speaker 3>That's wasteful already, Right, I got to do it the

0:52:01.719 --> 0:52:05.600
<v Speaker 3>right honor foreigner bucks. I think foreigner bucks as I'm

0:52:05.600 --> 0:52:07.000
<v Speaker 3>sitting it right now, I think I get a good

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:10.239
<v Speaker 3>car wash, like a detailed car wash.

0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Does that cost four hundred dollars a detailing?

0:52:13.120 --> 0:52:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? But then you could tip them, oh what are

0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:19.279
<v Speaker 3>they doing them, and say, hey, treat yourself to something nice.

0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:22.279
<v Speaker 2>Pass it on like the Ring.

0:52:22.719 --> 0:52:23.920
<v Speaker 3>Well that's the bad version.

0:52:24.200 --> 0:52:27.080
<v Speaker 2>I think it's called pay it forward, like that movie Forward,

0:52:27.480 --> 0:52:28.480
<v Speaker 2>a nice version of The Ring.

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:31.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it wasn't that. The the kid from.

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't been a guest on this podcast before. Really, Yes,

0:52:35.280 --> 0:52:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Hayley reach out.

0:52:36.560 --> 0:52:41.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pay it forward, buddy. Like there's like a SMR

0:52:41.440 --> 0:52:44.960
<v Speaker 3>videos of people detailing cars where they get into like

0:52:45.040 --> 0:52:47.360
<v Speaker 3>all the nooks and crannies with like little scrub rushing.

0:52:47.480 --> 0:52:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think I could get it.

0:52:48.400 --> 0:52:50.560
<v Speaker 3>And they use the air the air canister that you

0:52:50.719 --> 0:52:53.160
<v Speaker 3>use for your keyboard to like get all the little bits.

0:52:53.560 --> 0:52:56.319
<v Speaker 3>So he basically like when you've gotten in a new car,

0:52:57.360 --> 0:52:59.920
<v Speaker 3>that's what your car is like when it's done. Wow, car,

0:53:00.360 --> 0:53:01.680
<v Speaker 3>it's a lot of work.

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Four hundred dollars. Do you know what? I may have

0:53:03.960 --> 0:53:07.680
<v Speaker 2>said this on this podcast before, but the ASMR category

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I want is like when you go to like a

0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:13.640
<v Speaker 2>national park or something where they give you a map

0:53:13.680 --> 0:53:15.359
<v Speaker 2>at the beginning and then they get out a little

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:19.080
<v Speaker 2>marker or pen and like circle and like really right

0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:23.520
<v Speaker 2>on it. There's something about that noise that like really clicks.

0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:25.320
<v Speaker 3>For the felt the felt of the marker.

0:53:25.600 --> 0:53:28.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like but another person giving you instructions while

0:53:28.880 --> 0:53:32.560
<v Speaker 2>doing it, that should be a category. Really, I think

0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:33.600
<v Speaker 2>it's an incredible noise.

0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:35.400
<v Speaker 3>Is it just national parks?

0:53:35.560 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:53:35.719 --> 0:53:39.279
<v Speaker 2>I think it's like museums. Where else does this sort of.

0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 3>Like an educational experience, kind of like something new and majestic.

0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Front And I don't even think that. I think I

0:53:45.440 --> 0:53:47.320
<v Speaker 2>just need to be pointed in a direction of something.

0:53:47.680 --> 0:53:48.879
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's not even the mall.

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I mean they don't hand those out of

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:52.120
<v Speaker 2>them all, but they probably should.

0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 3>Like kind of like a very low level, uh domination fantasy.

0:53:57.719 --> 0:53:59.239
<v Speaker 3>I think I don't know where I'm going.

0:54:01.040 --> 0:54:02.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's deeply sexual, that's what it is.

0:54:02.840 --> 0:54:04.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't want to be whipped, but I love

0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:07.279
<v Speaker 3>somebody telling me where to go. Gets out the highlight, right, Yeah,

0:54:07.440 --> 0:54:10.759
<v Speaker 3>just mild bossyness, that's it. This is all happening in

0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:11.240
<v Speaker 3>a dungeon.

0:54:11.320 --> 0:54:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:54:11.480 --> 0:54:13.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna call you daddy, but somebody going what

0:54:13.719 --> 0:54:16.640
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna want to do is like, oh boy, that.

0:54:16.800 --> 0:54:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Really they've got that ranger suit on.

0:54:20.320 --> 0:54:22.839
<v Speaker 3>From being a little kid. It's not a smr so much,

0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:26.439
<v Speaker 3>but the smell of like air conditioned hotel air all

0:54:26.800 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 3>like false air. Because I mean, being from the Midwest,

0:54:29.040 --> 0:54:31.719
<v Speaker 3>if I go on vacation to Florida and you knew

0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:33.839
<v Speaker 3>you were on vacation, heaven, yeah, because it went from

0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:38.080
<v Speaker 3>so hot into illogically freezing, yes, and that I was like,

0:54:38.560 --> 0:54:40.719
<v Speaker 3>this is the best it's ever going to get, and

0:54:40.840 --> 0:54:41.239
<v Speaker 3>you like that.

0:54:41.480 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I think that does does get built into your brain

0:54:43.239 --> 0:54:45.160
<v Speaker 2>as a sense memory of like this is now a

0:54:45.239 --> 0:54:46.560
<v Speaker 2>good I know this is a good thing.

0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:49.560
<v Speaker 3>Smell is the most yeaes. Smell is the strongest sense

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:50.239
<v Speaker 3>memory it is.

0:54:50.600 --> 0:54:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately for I wonder what second maybe sound? I mean

0:54:53.800 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I feel like visual doesn't really count.

0:54:57.120 --> 0:55:00.520
<v Speaker 3>The visual is like everything all the time. Right, Maybe

0:55:00.719 --> 0:55:01.719
<v Speaker 3>I think taste.

0:55:01.480 --> 0:55:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Can probably taste interesting.

0:55:04.280 --> 0:55:06.120
<v Speaker 3>We're coming back to that dip dip.

0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:07.479
<v Speaker 2>We're getting back to Okay.

0:55:07.520 --> 0:55:10.400
<v Speaker 3>I know in this day and age, I can't defend

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:12.120
<v Speaker 3>French dressing and cottage cheese.

0:55:12.120 --> 0:55:15.200
<v Speaker 2>But if I ate it right now, someone make you

0:55:15.239 --> 0:55:16.160
<v Speaker 2>eat a full cart.

0:55:16.239 --> 0:55:18.200
<v Speaker 3>There's a six year old who doesn't know he's poor.

0:55:18.800 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what's going on. Oh maybe I'll give that a shot.

0:55:25.000 --> 0:55:27.239
<v Speaker 2>At some times you don't have to. Really, I know

0:55:27.400 --> 0:55:29.880
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna like it. I just know I need.

0:55:30.040 --> 0:55:32.719
<v Speaker 2>I need cottage cheese, plain. That's all. Maybe with a

0:55:32.760 --> 0:55:33.680
<v Speaker 2>few And.

0:55:33.760 --> 0:55:39.960
<v Speaker 3>That's the that's the most unappealing thing. That's like just

0:55:40.840 --> 0:55:42.440
<v Speaker 3>just mortar with no bricks.

0:55:42.480 --> 0:55:43.279
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing with this?

0:55:43.520 --> 0:55:46.800
<v Speaker 3>This is this is an adhesive. Put some pineapple chunks

0:55:46.800 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 3>in there. For Christ's sake.

0:55:48.360 --> 0:55:51.319
<v Speaker 2>Every one of your ideas is from a cookbook from

0:55:51.480 --> 0:55:57.920
<v Speaker 2>nineteen seventy. Okay, old mansion, what can I say? Okay, well,

0:55:57.960 --> 0:56:00.000
<v Speaker 2>poorly played one out of three?

0:56:01.600 --> 0:56:03.280
<v Speaker 3>All right, you know I agree to disagree.

0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:07.600
<v Speaker 2>But you know everybody, you know, everybody struggles sometimes.

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:11.319
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well let's I mean, you know, look, I think

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:12.680
<v Speaker 3>I failed spectacularly.

0:56:13.000 --> 0:56:14.400
<v Speaker 2>You did fail spectacular Okay.

0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:15.919
<v Speaker 3>I think I stood up from my side.

0:56:16.160 --> 0:56:18.320
<v Speaker 2>You had like a skyrider writing an F in the

0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:21.239
<v Speaker 2>air for you, and I think that's nice.

0:56:21.239 --> 0:56:24.400
<v Speaker 3>I hire a skyrider to break up with somebody to

0:56:24.480 --> 0:56:25.600
<v Speaker 3>give to give bad news.

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:27.920
<v Speaker 2>That's not a bad idea.

0:56:28.080 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, wait for it, it's over. Yeah, no, no,

0:56:32.160 --> 0:56:33.279
<v Speaker 3>he's finished in the art right now.

0:56:35.560 --> 0:56:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we've got to answer a listener question. Okay, this

0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:41.480
<v Speaker 2>is the final segment of the podcast. I said no emails.

0:56:41.560 --> 0:56:44.040
<v Speaker 2>People write in to I said, no gifts at gmail

0:56:44.080 --> 0:56:46.760
<v Speaker 2>dot com. They're, you know, kind of hanging by a thread.

0:56:46.760 --> 0:56:49.360
<v Speaker 2>They're desperate and I help them. Will you help me

0:56:49.400 --> 0:56:49.600
<v Speaker 2>with them?

0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:49.879
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:56:50.160 --> 0:56:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, Uh. This says I.

0:56:52.880 --> 0:56:53.720
<v Speaker 3>Don't fail again.

0:56:54.000 --> 0:56:56.120
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna do. You're gonna do beautifully with this. I

0:56:56.160 --> 0:56:59.279
<v Speaker 2>can tell already. Hello Bridger and Darling guest. I have

0:56:59.400 --> 0:57:02.479
<v Speaker 2>a holiday related question, which I realize is probably moot,

0:57:02.520 --> 0:57:05.120
<v Speaker 2>as Christmas itself is in eleven days. But here I

0:57:05.200 --> 0:57:08.320
<v Speaker 2>am asking, well, Christmas is always around the corner, so

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:12.160
<v Speaker 2>this might help. It hangs over our heads always, Christmas

0:57:12.239 --> 0:57:12.839
<v Speaker 2>is in our hearts.

0:57:12.920 --> 0:57:13.480
<v Speaker 3>It's a burden.

0:57:15.120 --> 0:57:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Every year, my large extended family has a white elephant exchange.

0:57:19.360 --> 0:57:21.919
<v Speaker 2>In case you're unfamiliar, this is when each participant brings

0:57:21.960 --> 0:57:24.600
<v Speaker 2>you an anonymous gift, and throughout the game, gifts can

0:57:24.640 --> 0:57:27.320
<v Speaker 2>be stolen or traded or what have you. My family

0:57:27.400 --> 0:57:29.880
<v Speaker 2>always has a kitchen or housewares theme and the limit

0:57:30.040 --> 0:57:33.840
<v Speaker 2>is seventy five dollars. I find this game, extremely pointless

0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:36.760
<v Speaker 2>and expensive. Last year, I got a very heavy mortar

0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:40.120
<v Speaker 2>and pestle speaking of dips guacamole in one of those

0:57:41.440 --> 0:57:44.480
<v Speaker 2>set from restoration hardware, with the fifty dollars price tags

0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:48.440
<v Speaker 2>still intact. Tacky. I obviously plan to return it, but

0:57:48.680 --> 0:57:51.480
<v Speaker 2>soon after the holidays last year, my local restoration hardware

0:57:51.560 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 2>closed and it's been sitting in my basement ever since.

0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:58.080
<v Speaker 2>My question is, can I bring the same completely pointless

0:57:58.120 --> 0:58:01.040
<v Speaker 2>gift to this year's White Elephant Exchange. You have no

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:03.720
<v Speaker 2>idea who brought it last year, but they'll no doubt

0:58:03.800 --> 0:58:06.280
<v Speaker 2>be in attendance. Well, they're divorces. This sort of thing

0:58:06.280 --> 0:58:09.080
<v Speaker 2>could happen for next Christmas. We have a pretty big group.

0:58:09.280 --> 0:58:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Will it be super obvious that I'm regifting the same

0:58:11.720 --> 0:58:14.720
<v Speaker 2>present I received just one year before? I think I'm

0:58:14.720 --> 0:58:17.040
<v Speaker 2>going to do it, and I'll report back. Yours, Shelby,

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Yours truly, Shelby. Okay, well, it sounds like Shelby already

0:58:20.040 --> 0:58:22.960
<v Speaker 2>made up their minds. Yeah, which is a little unfair

0:58:23.000 --> 0:58:24.360
<v Speaker 2>to make me read all of this.

0:58:27.360 --> 0:58:30.360
<v Speaker 3>Some people want to be reinforced with the decision, the behavior.

0:58:31.280 --> 0:58:32.040
<v Speaker 2>What do you think of this?

0:58:32.320 --> 0:58:36.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, well, you called out the tacking. Now seventy

0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:37.280
<v Speaker 3>five dollars limit.

0:58:37.800 --> 0:58:40.560
<v Speaker 2>For a white elephant. That's crazy to make.

0:58:40.600 --> 0:58:42.560
<v Speaker 3>That's because it's like you're stealing like it should be

0:58:42.600 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 3>like twenty bucks.

0:58:43.160 --> 0:58:46.400
<v Speaker 2>You're kind of supposed to be bringing stupid garbage, aren't you. Yeah,

0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:50.160
<v Speaker 2>not nice things from restoration hardware. That stresses me out.

0:58:50.240 --> 0:58:53.080
<v Speaker 3>But it seems like somebody's in an income bracket that

0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:57.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't too often, but I would say, just in

0:58:57.080 --> 0:59:00.200
<v Speaker 3>an act of petty revenge as you rege if the

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:02.960
<v Speaker 3>mortar and pestle with twenty five dollars inside of it,

0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:07.120
<v Speaker 3>because then whoever opens it, whoever gave it the last time,

0:59:07.560 --> 0:59:10.800
<v Speaker 3>will know but won't admit. But you can then read

0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:14.640
<v Speaker 3>the faces of the people and you get to look

0:59:14.720 --> 0:59:17.000
<v Speaker 3>like a like a big old bitch while you do it.

0:59:17.120 --> 0:59:18.439
<v Speaker 3>That's that's that'd be pretty fun.

0:59:18.760 --> 0:59:22.600
<v Speaker 2>They're reminded of how cheap they were last year, looking

0:59:22.640 --> 0:59:25.880
<v Speaker 2>around at everybody, and then that twenty five dollars can

0:59:25.920 --> 0:59:27.160
<v Speaker 2>go towards whatever dip you're.

0:59:27.040 --> 0:59:31.160
<v Speaker 3>Making in Oh, I mean, the finest squacamole that mortar

0:59:31.200 --> 0:59:34.880
<v Speaker 3>and pestle not to divert It seems like a rough texture.

0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:36.200
<v Speaker 3>It seems like tough to clean it?

0:59:36.320 --> 0:59:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Does it seems impossible to clean?

0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:41.480
<v Speaker 3>What a new? Yeah? Of course I'm going like ancient,

0:59:41.800 --> 0:59:43.480
<v Speaker 3>like the ones that like as.

0:59:43.440 --> 0:59:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Texts, right, I'm thinking of like that dark the gray, Yeah.

0:59:46.640 --> 0:59:49.080
<v Speaker 3>Like volcanic rock. I'm sure this is like a marble,

0:59:49.160 --> 0:59:50.360
<v Speaker 3>something smooth, something wipeable.

0:59:50.840 --> 0:59:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Are they smooth? Can you get a smooth uh?

0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:56.600
<v Speaker 3>One of these? I would think you'd have to, otherwise

0:59:56.640 --> 1:00:00.920
<v Speaker 3>you're mashing stuff into the crevices.

1:00:01.680 --> 1:00:05.280
<v Speaker 2>But they're crevices well the type of rock. Yeah, but

1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I need some roughness in order to

1:00:07.600 --> 1:00:09.760
<v Speaker 2>catch the ingredients or the medicine.

1:00:10.200 --> 1:00:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, good point, But I I.

1:00:12.720 --> 1:00:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Mean I never owned one myself, so I couldn't speak

1:00:15.400 --> 1:00:15.600
<v Speaker 2>to it.

1:00:16.520 --> 1:00:18.280
<v Speaker 3>You ever see them, like, I'll see them in somebody's

1:00:18.280 --> 1:00:22.920
<v Speaker 3>house and be cool, Wow, they've really But you somebody

1:00:22.960 --> 1:00:25.440
<v Speaker 3>had fifty dollars to spend, you know what after I

1:00:25.520 --> 1:00:28.400
<v Speaker 3>get my car detailed, if there's fifty bucks left over? Mortal,

1:00:29.800 --> 1:00:32.560
<v Speaker 3>Mortal and pedestal, that's I don't even know how to

1:00:32.680 --> 1:00:33.400
<v Speaker 3>ask for them.

1:00:35.000 --> 1:00:37.240
<v Speaker 2>And I feel like I can't even say them separately.

1:00:37.240 --> 1:00:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I can't just know you'd get a mortar.

1:00:39.080 --> 1:00:42.480
<v Speaker 3>I need, I need Mortal Pedestals? Do you get Mortimer

1:00:42.680 --> 1:00:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Mortimer Mortial flower petals?

1:00:44.880 --> 1:00:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Mortal Kombat? Do you guys have that Mortal Kombat bolt?

1:00:50.520 --> 1:00:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

1:00:50.760 --> 1:00:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I feel like you're you're show boating if you

1:00:53.920 --> 1:00:56.400
<v Speaker 2>buy one of these things, yeah, because everybody else just

1:00:56.440 --> 1:00:59.920
<v Speaker 2>has like a potato masher in a plastic bowl. Oh yeah,

1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:01.720
<v Speaker 2>do enough get a fork? Who cares?

1:01:02.480 --> 1:01:04.560
<v Speaker 3>I look at it because I feel like it'd be

1:01:04.680 --> 1:01:06.920
<v Speaker 3>satisfying to make something in there.

1:01:07.040 --> 1:01:08.640
<v Speaker 2>It would be I mean, it would feel incredible that

1:01:08.840 --> 1:01:10.600
<v Speaker 2>just pushing and yet and.

1:01:10.840 --> 1:01:13.600
<v Speaker 3>You see like the videos when like when somebody's like

1:01:13.640 --> 1:01:16.520
<v Speaker 3>and then we're gonna take the oh peppercorns and grind

1:01:16.560 --> 1:01:18.600
<v Speaker 3>them ourselves. Like I would love to have the free

1:01:18.680 --> 1:01:21.200
<v Speaker 3>time to grind my own pepper that way. But you do,

1:01:21.520 --> 1:01:23.320
<v Speaker 3>and you you also have a great setup for your

1:01:23.360 --> 1:01:24.080
<v Speaker 3>YouTube videos.

1:01:24.120 --> 1:01:26.360
<v Speaker 2>I have time to watch the video that's a SMR.

1:01:26.480 --> 1:01:27.800
<v Speaker 2>There must be a mortar and pestol a.

1:01:27.960 --> 1:01:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh the cooking people, they're always like slapping the meat

1:01:31.280 --> 1:01:34.040
<v Speaker 3>in front of the camera. Yeah, they're always like throwing

1:01:34.080 --> 1:01:37.560
<v Speaker 3>it on the grill. But I think this it's a

1:01:37.600 --> 1:01:41.400
<v Speaker 3>pretty I would have been psyched to get it as

1:01:41.400 --> 1:01:43.320
<v Speaker 3>a gift. Oh yeah, because I wouldn't have gotten it

1:01:43.400 --> 1:01:46.800
<v Speaker 3>for myself, right, But this person has not seen the

1:01:46.960 --> 1:01:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Maybe this will show them the way that it's an

1:01:50.120 --> 1:01:51.160
<v Speaker 3>exciting gift and.

1:01:51.240 --> 1:01:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they need to speak up and say this, by

1:01:53.480 --> 1:01:55.640
<v Speaker 2>the way, is not a white elephant party. We're just

1:01:55.760 --> 1:01:57.920
<v Speaker 2>doing an expensive gift exchange.

1:01:58.040 --> 1:02:01.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a Yeah. These are like well to do individuals.

1:02:01.880 --> 1:02:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, they're just throwing the money around.

1:02:04.920 --> 1:02:08.200
<v Speaker 3>Well maybe that was like the best okay, backtrack. What

1:02:08.280 --> 1:02:12.160
<v Speaker 3>if somebody's like, seventy five bucks is too much, I'll

1:02:12.200 --> 1:02:15.720
<v Speaker 3>go fifty And these these look like the kind of

1:02:15.760 --> 1:02:17.320
<v Speaker 3>people that would appreciate them.

1:02:17.760 --> 1:02:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Mortrom, you know with the pedestal, Yeah, it is a

1:02:23.520 --> 1:02:24.760
<v Speaker 2>postal pestal?

1:02:25.000 --> 1:02:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Do we do we know what it's called anymore? Without looking?

1:02:28.080 --> 1:02:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it's actually? Just looks Okay, I

1:02:30.920 --> 1:02:33.920
<v Speaker 2>had to actually look at the word. The word actually

1:02:34.040 --> 1:02:36.840
<v Speaker 2>looks like pest pestel. It looks like because it looks

1:02:36.880 --> 1:02:38.480
<v Speaker 2>like a nestle with a P.

1:02:38.800 --> 1:02:39.760
<v Speaker 3>Do they know what it is?

1:02:39.960 --> 1:02:41.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't think anyone has ever known.

1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:43.200
<v Speaker 3>They're getting rid of it. They don't even want it.

1:02:43.240 --> 1:02:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Simply, no one can picture this idol or it's unpronounceable.

1:02:47.920 --> 1:02:50.760
<v Speaker 3>The old timey bowl and stabby, you know, the club

1:02:51.040 --> 1:02:53.080
<v Speaker 3>you club the grains into the bowl.

1:02:53.320 --> 1:02:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm not questioning whether that's even the correct spelling, because

1:02:56.200 --> 1:02:56.479
<v Speaker 2>I would.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, I mean, there's no way to check

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<v Speaker 3>into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was p E S t A L. But that's

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<v Speaker 2>obviously that can't be. It's b E S T L E.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's mortar, right, and mortar which mortar makes no

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<v Speaker 2>sense because I feel like mortar isn't mortar? Also like

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<v Speaker 2>a thing in war that's weaponry, Yeah, like a very

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<v Speaker 2>horrible wartime.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a shoot also. Now I'm going to a place. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>imagine you break one of these items. You can't just

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<v Speaker 3>go get the other individually.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, Now it's worthless and.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just on eBay hoping somebody broke the item that

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<v Speaker 3>you're looking for the other one that you're not looking for,

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<v Speaker 3>you can just trade it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If you break the pestle, the mortar becomes a bowl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you break the poor mortar, the pestle becomes a weapon.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. Yeah, it's just one little rock club and

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<v Speaker 3>a nice ash tray.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of ash. You can make a real

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<v Speaker 2>smoking problem if you have cigars, you know, flowing with

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<v Speaker 2>ash I got empty. Then it's been there for forty years.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna make some with it. Clean my jewelr I

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<v Speaker 3>clean my silver in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Well we answered Shelby's question more than perfectly, did we?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like at some point we were talking about

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<v Speaker 2>her question.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I thought you could be like snobby and send

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<v Speaker 3>it back with a twenty five bucks. But now if

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<v Speaker 3>it's somebody attending that doesn't even have send me five bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>But they thought I got a nice gift for fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>And Shelby's poo pooing it. Their name is Shelby. That

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<v Speaker 3>sounds like somebody who thinks they're too good for this item.

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<v Speaker 2>Shelby's going to be ejected from this family one way

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<v Speaker 2>or the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Or stuck making table side guac for the holidays. And

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<v Speaker 3>now we're back to the Dips.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really all.

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<v Speaker 3>It comes back a real boa on this thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The Dips. This is all started by Jen Chuck. Jen

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<v Speaker 2>Chuck's birthday this weekend and there yeah Dip obsessed and

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<v Speaker 2>now they've got a DIP episode to talk about. Happy birthday, Jen.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, Kyle, I've got I'm now the owner of

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<v Speaker 2>two stars. I'm to become a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>real estate buff who knows what's next for me. No

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<v Speaker 2>one can say three stars. Three stars sounds like we're reviewing.

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<v Speaker 3>Good for intergalactic real estate, not good for a Yelp review.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a warning sign. Yeah, truly. If it's below five

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<v Speaker 2>stars at this point, it's like or something. I've had

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<v Speaker 2>such a nice time with you here today.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had a blast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for being here, thank you for having me listener,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for being wherever you are. The podcast is over,

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<v Speaker 2>Get out of here. I love you, goodbye. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

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<v Speaker 2>our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully mixed by

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<v Speaker 2>Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

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<v Speaker 2>from miracle worker Amy Man. You must follow the show

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. At I said no Gifts, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

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<v Speaker 2>you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a guess to my home, you gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>to me empty, And I said, no guests. Your presences

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<v Speaker 1>presents enough that I already had too much stuff. So

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<v Speaker 1>how did you dare to surbey me?