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Speaker 1: But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no guests, Your presences

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Speaker 1: presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how

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Speaker 1: did you dare.

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Speaker 2: To surbey me? Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm

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Speaker 2: Bridger Wineger. We're in the backyard as usual. There's a

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Speaker 2: bird right on cue.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? My friends Hannah and Chloe dropped off

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Speaker 2: one of those Costco cookies that everyone's been crowing about

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Speaker 2: that's sitting in my house. I took a bite of

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Speaker 2: it moments ago, just moments ago, and I will probably

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Speaker 2: be texting them later that it's fine. It's a fine cookie.

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Speaker 2: That could change if I finish it. I should probably

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Speaker 2: at least make my way halfway through before you know, deciding.

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Speaker 2: We'll see what happens. But who cares. Let's talk to

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Speaker 2: the guest. I adore him. It's Kyle Kanane. Kyle, how

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Speaker 2: are you welcome to? I said, no gifts?

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Speaker 3: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: How are you feeling?

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm kind of curious about this cookie?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Have you heard about this cookie?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: It's like whenever Costco does something new, it makes waves

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Speaker 2: all over the internet. It's a there's something. People just

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Speaker 2: they're very curious as to what.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 2: They don't change things very often.

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Speaker 3: I think Costco is of the people. Yes, I think

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Speaker 3: now we uh we champion Costco because it was the

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Speaker 3: guy said he'd fucking kills some but like literally said

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Speaker 2: He's kind of our president. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know who he is. I don't know

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Speaker 2: Heard it's a decent place to work. But yeah, they

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Speaker 2: don't change anything very often. But they got rid of

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Speaker 2: their churo and they've brought in this chocolate chip cookies.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, and.

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Speaker 2: It's like eight hundred calories or something, and.

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Speaker 3: It's more plussed by it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine. I mean I eat a lot of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not hard to do it well right. As

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's interesting. I will eat all almost any cookie, okay,

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Speaker 2: like in desperation, but I will say there are some

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Speaker 2: These were one of the worst foods I've ever tasted.

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Speaker 3: Wow, because I remember they came in like a gift box,

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Speaker 3: as an iMac You know, this could be ten dollars

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Speaker 3: I mean it feels it does have a psychological effect

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it just feels so pure. But yeah, those milk

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Speaker 2: I feel like cookies are kind of having a moment.

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Speaker 3: Finally something started. Though, Let's take regular stuff we can

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Speaker 3: The Chicken Chicken had its hey day burgers. They're making

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Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what's happening with cookies right now.

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Speaker 3: So we're not getting sponsored by Milk Barny.

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Speaker 2: But you know, they can take their money elsewhere. Wow,

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Speaker 2: they can sponsor whatever podcast they want, but their money

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Speaker 2: is no good here.

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Speaker 3: I like this a bold stance for a podcast to

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Speaker 2: Of well, you know, but this will bring in other

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Speaker 2: bakeries with a good product strategy. It's pure strategy. It's

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I won't figure out something I can distress.

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Speaker 2: Right now, I will do you know what I'll recommend.

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Speaker 2: I think that this might be a Portland company's called

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Speaker 2: I think show Stopper cookies delicious, just very basic chocolate

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Speaker 2: know what if there's another bakery called show stopper.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my cookies come by the sleeve, so I don't.

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Speaker 3: I can't say that I've ever like individually.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, showstopper really for cookies? All right?

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Speaker 3: You know what? Based on this alone, now I'm getting

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Speaker 2: You're eating out of a sleeve an oreo chips a hoy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, chips ahwai. Took me too late in life

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Speaker 3: It's the boat. So like, yeah, chips ahoy, we're sending

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Speaker 2: Do they still say does the navy use a hoy?

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Speaker 3: Does it mean that they're leaving or they're coming in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a I do like a chip's ahoy.

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Speaker 3: It's like, this is the snob coming out. This is

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Speaker 2: It's uh, it's so dry.

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Speaker 2: It is good, No, I mean it does something to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I gotta have it with milk, yeah, because

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Speaker 3: It's not great. I'm sorry. Now we're talking about big

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Speaker 2: I will take the Bisco money any day.

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Speaker 3: I'm a nil awafer guy, you are, I do. That

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Speaker 2: You're so, you'll just have a box of Nila wafers.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's got to have. You gotta have something to

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Speaker 3: It's a duncable.

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Speaker 2: Right, But like you're not. I mean I only consider

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Speaker 3: Okay, So now, as a cookie snob, are you talking

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I'll okay, all right, some cookies need the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta revive them, right, I gotta let them

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Speaker 2: So it's lunchtime right now. I'm just now.

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Speaker 3: I just want all cookies. I'll finish this one.

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Speaker 2: the cookie as of right now. It's fine, but it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I enjoy it. I enjoy a Nila.

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Speaker 2: I try that. I haven't eaten just a Nilo wafer

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not pure saying. It's like a little structure

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Speaker 2: Have you? I mean, you've never made a cookie? Have

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Speaker 2: you ever made a dip? I'm going to a dip

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Speaker 2: party this weekend and I've been thinking about I've never

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Speaker 3: a creator, but definitely an enjoyer dips? Now, are we?

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Speaker 3: Is it open ended? They didn't tell you anything else

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Speaker 3: to do?

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Speaker 2: Just dip?

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Speaker 3: Can I ask what you're planning on? Are you fishing? Friedy?

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Speaker 2: I'm fishing for ideas. The only thing that's crossed my

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Speaker 2: mind is something with a white bean. But I think

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Speaker 2: me a white bean soup. But I feel like like

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I want Pyramidwest right away. I'm like, all right, well,

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Speaker 3: It's some sort of cream cheese based cottage cheese.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big cottage cheese eater.

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Speaker 3: Really, yes, did you ever this was just a snack

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's all Pinkberry was. That's it's just the yogurt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like the woman who invented her son or something

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Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, Wow, that's tart. Wow. So he's out of prison,

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Speaker 3: No, that's the yogurt boy. Leave him alone.

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Speaker 3: How can you reinvent it right?

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Speaker 2: How do you bring some French dressing. French dressing, French dressing, onion,

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Speaker 3: I am not opposed to this at all. I mean,

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Speaker 2: For that we need to come together on something? I mean,

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Speaker 3: trying to think of dips because okay, hummus you can

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Speaker 2: Is chickpea, right, yes?

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Speaker 3: And you can finagle that with a lot of additions,

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Speaker 3: Is it hot dip? Is it cold dip? I think

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Speaker 2: A cold dip because it's just me on a table,

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Speaker 2: you know. I don't a hot dip will be cold immediately.

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Speaker 3: Okay, good point.

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Speaker 2: I mean, what guacamole, But I don't really consider that

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Speaker 3: And this is where I got to ask more about

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Speaker 2: They're going to be a stickler. I mean the emails

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Speaker 3: Could you argue for guacamole as being a dip because

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Speaker 2: Well, the very good point.

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Speaker 3: If you I've yeah, mowed through a half bag of

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Speaker 3: I got these chips. I got this dippable item.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Most soup is just a dip standing still.

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Speaker 3: You just yeah corn, cornstarch in and a thicket up.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, that sounds awful. Put that in some chicken

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Speaker 3: That's you know, it says a thicks that's we just

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Speaker 3: let it sit for a while. You break through the skin,

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Speaker 2: I brought my famous chicken noodle dip.

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Speaker 3: But I mean, okay, cream mushroom, which I was just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. You've put that in some green beans

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's an ingredient, purely ingredient. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh we got soup. That's not it says soup. But

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Speaker 2: To warm up a bowl of cream of mushroom and

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Speaker 3: I would absolutely do it. I like soup, I like mushrooms.

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Speaker 3: I'm not seeing a problem here.

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Speaker 2: Have you tried it?

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Speaker 3: Oh, eating the cream of mushroom? Yeah, and then it

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Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I ate them because it says soups. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 2: It should just be Campbell's additive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Campbell's. This shouldn't be consumed by itself. Cream of mushroom,

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Speaker 3: have that little poison? Yeah yeah, leave it alone. It's

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, like, not a cracker.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's doing crackers. And tell me if I'm just too

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Speaker 3: at any point, but because what they're going to go? Veggies?

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Speaker 2: Right, some old celery.

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Speaker 3: You're just talking about cookie dessert?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Interesting?

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Speaker 3: Or some sweet dip? Wow with a nilo wafer a neutral? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you want the dipping agent to be to be benign, right,

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Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna eat them all by themselves, right, that's all right,

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Speaker 3: sweet dips. Sweet dips, which what a nickname for either

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Speaker 2: I think that's a great, great plan. I mean, I'll

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Speaker 3: Putting a celery stick in there, right, Although that was

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had that?

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Speaker 3: I think my grandmother did it once and we were horrified.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I can almost argue for carrots because there's

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Speaker 3: That's what because I love carrot cake too. But if

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what the hell is this? Have a carrots?

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Speaker 2: Is carrot cake? No?

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Speaker 3: No? By name only, that's what are you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually wondering where is carrots? Right?

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Speaker 2: You don't taste the carrot.

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Speaker 3: You never if you saw a hint of carrot, you'd

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Speaker 3: That's the only de cater right. If you ate it, Norman,

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Speaker 2: No, No, I would say this is like a ginger

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Interesting?

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Speaker 3: Well, I think sweet dip.

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Speaker 2: Sweet, I'm gonna go. I'm okay, I'm not gonna promise.

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Speaker 2: I want the party host to freak out if I

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Speaker 3: You'd blow people's minds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people are gonna freak out. Yeah, well, I do

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Speaker 2: the podcast is called. I said, no gifts, and here

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00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:07,160
Speaker 2: you twenty five minutes late. Okay, yeah, rude already that. Yeah,

443
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,119
Speaker 2: and immediately tell me you've got a gift.

444
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I admittedly it's coming right now. If we can hear.

445
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 2: That, yeah, it's it's an elephant.

446
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,879
Speaker 3: I gotcha. I got you another fountain. I don't know

447
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 3: if you know that this one's just for dips, though.

448
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 2: You got me a cho it's a ranch. It's a

449
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,560
Speaker 2: ranch fountain or whatever.

450
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,879
Speaker 3: You know. It depends on how you hook it up. No,

451
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,400
Speaker 3: I know that was the I know that's the Tyler Show.

452
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 3: And but I also you know the theme song. You

453
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,359
Speaker 3: mentioned that you have too many things already. Sure, but

454
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 3: so I took that to heart. I didn't want to.

455
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:47,159
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to disrespect the Tyler Show. But I it

456
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 3: would be rude to show up empty handed.

457
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, got it? The logic, there's tracks enough.

458
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,880
Speaker 3: Okay, So I want, like if I can show you

459
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,199
Speaker 3: all a lot with the gift that I got for you,

460
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 3: and uh, forgive me. I got one of those I

461
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 3: got one of those phone cases that's just always greasy.

462
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: Oh my phone is essentially dipped in butter.

463
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 3: I don't know how well. I mean the very Greasyoki's

464
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,640
Speaker 3: and dip top. I mean I think we can track

465
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 3: back to why. Okay, So this is let me find here.

466
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 2: You go very excited to see what this is. Oh

467
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 2: my god?

468
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: What is?

469
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 2: Okay? So it's a certificate of adoption. This certifies that

470
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 2: a star has been adopted for Bridger. Oh my god,

471
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,879
Speaker 2: I've got a lot to say about this from the

472
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,640
Speaker 2: nonprofit Adopted Star Program to support the scientific research efforts

473
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 2: of an international team of astronomers. Now that seems like

474
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 2: a loose group that doesn't seem sanctioned by anybody. I

475
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 2: didn't like read print the White Dwarf Research Corporation, And

476
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 2: I'm okay. So the adopted Star is t C three

477
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 2: four five seven six one three three nobody touch it.

478
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's Kyle claimed.

479
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 2: This is the second star I own. I'm taking over

480
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 2: the galaxy.

481
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,919
Speaker 3: Did somebody do this for you already?

482
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 2: Karen Kilgeroff gave me a star years ago, and the

483
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:08,719
Speaker 2: whole time, I've been kind of craving another star. I

484
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 2: love real estate.

485
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: You know what that is? The smart move is to

486
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 3: invest in real estate.

487
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 2: It's always going up. So now I own two stars

488
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 2: I'm taking I'm becoming kind of a Darth Vader type.

489
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't you know. If I knew, if I

490
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 3: knew it was going to go to a sinister place,

491
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 3: I may have not.

492
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 2: Right, You've given me an edge on everyone. I can't

493
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 2: imagine anybody else's adopted too.

494
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 3: This does seem like it's the Airbnb rules are going

495
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 3: to come down on you. I mean thousands of years

496
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 3: from now, but they're gonna be like, listen, are you

497
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 3: living on the star?

498
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 2: Intergalactic skis at least or at least.

499
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 3: Six months out of the year. I was very excited

500
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 3: because when I thought of the idea, but also the

501
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 3: agency would could give you how you would like to

502
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 3: choose the.

503
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 2: Star and how does that work?

504
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 3: Well, it was it was you know, you could like

505
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 3: look like, oh, here's certain galaxies where you can it's

506
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 3: not gonna be when you could see. But then one

507
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 3: of the categories was brightest star available, and I just thought,

508
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 3: for what a I mean, if that's not a casting

509
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 3: agency already, I don't know what what we like? That

510
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 3: alone right there, brightest star available.

511
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 2: That's such a I was. I was so excited that

512
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 2: that's how I got.

513
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 3: To choose it.

514
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 2: Level of the losers.

515
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 3: All right, we need we need somebody big, somebody naming

516
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 3: like all right, not available.

517
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: Who's who's got this weekend off? Is this like a

518
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 2: sort from uh the price load a high situation where

519
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 2: you do that on Amazon?

520
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 3: And that's just kind of rude to ask, isn't it

521
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,120
Speaker 3: a gift? Which is kind of not It's not real.

522
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 2: It's like it is it the little box you check

523
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 2: and then it like sorts them.

524
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 3: Uh well, yeah, I just gave you the different way

525
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 3: to choose the stars, and I, admittedly for comedic purposes,

526
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 3: I thought I chose the right one.

527
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 2: So I've got the brightest one of as of some

528
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 2: time ago.

529
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 3: It does yea as of as of last night.

530
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so what were the other options? For sorting.

531
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 3: I think for five dollars more.

532
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So they that should be just a thing,

533
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 2: it should just be part of the package. I didn't.

534
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 3: Well, the first page was you could name the first

535
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 3: search result, you could name a star for free, but

536
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,239
Speaker 3: that one wasn't loading correctly on my phone, so I

537
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,959
Speaker 3: had to go to the next search option down and

538
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 3: they they did a lot of ship talking on the

539
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 3: name of Star for Free site, like there's a real

540
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 3: caddy subculture in the star naming business, which then that

541
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 3: I didn't go to bed till about a quarter to

542
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 3: four this morning, and some of us was in regards

543
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 3: to the gift, not all of it, but there was

544
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 3: part of it where there's a bit of a I

545
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 3: mean wormholes, that's a that's a cosmic term as it.

546
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 3: But that's yeah. So like name is star for Free?

547
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, so that's interesting. And then the page

548
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 3: was all it was a bad website. We have a

549
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 3: bad website.

550
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: I have one of those little under instruction graphics and

551
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 2: it was.

552
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 3: Like it wouldn't shrink down to the phone.

553
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: Wee yeah.

554
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: And so then the next website is like naming a

555
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 3: star for free? Is it worth it? And I was like,

556
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 3: no stake situation, That's what I'm like, Well, what do

557
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 3: you have to say about Like the stars that you're naming,

558
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 3: they might not even be out there. They could just

559
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 3: be yanking your chain. This one, here's a verifiable star.

560
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: So apparently some people complained about the first leg. I

561
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 3: named a star for free, and you gave me coordinates

562
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: and it's bumpkus out there.

563
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 2: I went there.

564
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted no on like this this site, the

565
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 3: one I got you. That's they're going to give you

566
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 3: their own NASA linked map with coordinates.

567
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 2: So I could go there. Yeah, get in a fight

568
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 2: with anybody who shows up.

569
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if there's just a night you're out here

570
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 3: and you're having a low night, you know, you just

571
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 3: cookies are bumming you out. It wasn't the best dip

572
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: of the thing. You're like, I don't know if I'm

573
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 3: maybe if I'm not cut out for this business anymore.

574
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 2: You look at this guy, you.

575
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 3: Just know, Hey, out there somewhere, Bridger is the brightest

576
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 3: star available waiting for me. Yeah.

577
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 2: I've got two options. I have two vacation homes. What

578
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 2: did she mean?

579
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 3: What what's Karen's like?

580
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 2: It's I mean it's a gorgeous star. I think it's uh.

581
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: I think she.

582
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 3: Named her they got the money now, she went nice

583
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: for you. The Sun it's one of the moons around Cet.

584
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 3: I own the Sun. Yeah, not taken a star, but

585
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 3: you can see it right there. No one fuck with me.

586
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 3: I'll turn it off as soon as I want to. No,

587
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 3: I think she named it or I can't remember. She

588
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 3: named it Bridger A twelve and so really, I mean

589
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 3: it was a I feel like there must be a

590
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 3: million of these star businesses.

591
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 2: Why don't I start one of these?

592
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 3: It was I mean it was a whole first page

593
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 3: of the Google searches.

594
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,919
Speaker 2: That's a great passive income.

595
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 3: I think you should do name a star. But then

596
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 3: it's like a pick. Sure of Bradley Cooper, but you

597
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 3: could just name him whatever you want.

598
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 2: To name them. Sorry, it's not your name anymore, Brad.

599
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 2: That's a very smart idea.

600
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 3: It's Chuck Mankowitz yuh.

601
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: Own.

602
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: He owns an HVAC heating repair out of Canton, Ohio.

603
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 2: And renamed Jennifer Lopez Tyler.

604
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 3: Sorry, I got the business is up.

605
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 2: And running ten dollars. How could I say?

606
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: No?

607
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 3: A defamation? It's defamation on me. I got this copyright

608
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 3: on this whole thing.

609
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a I mean that's a name. You've now

610
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 2: got an agency and a new website. This has been

611
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: a this is a money making podcast.

612
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 3: I mean this is really this is the new Shark

613
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 3: Tank here.

614
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: This is essentially a financial show.

615
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 3: I like this.

616
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: Watch Shark Tank.

617
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 3: These dip ideas. Sorry, I'm going back to that do

618
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 3: I Every time I watch Shark Tank. They're just I

619
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 3: just feel bad for the people that are so sincere

620
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 3: and they're bad ideas, and then rich people are mean

621
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 3: to them. I'm like, that's just the world. That's the

622
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 3: world as it is.

623
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: Is.

624
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 3: Rich people are going to tell you how you're going

625
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 3: to fail, and you'd be like, oh, thanks so much.

626
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: It feels very dystopian. Yeah, it's like you've come before

627
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 2: your overlords to beg.

628
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just having a job with a boss and

629
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 3: you need time off. Nope, but it's not good for

630
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 3: the bottom line, all right. Bald guy and smarmy lady

631
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 3: and the guy who owns sports I don't know who's

632
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 3: on that show.

633
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 2: It's made me cry before, really because I felt they

634
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 2: were being well. I did have strep throat at the time,

635
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 2: so it was weak already. But I thought they were

636
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 2: going too mean to the people, and I started crying.

637
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 3: Do you when when you know a producer is like

638
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 3: telling them, like, you got to get destroy you guys,

639
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 3: get meaner to these people because ratings dictate. We want

640
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: to see that, we want it to be sinister.

641
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 2: That absolutely happens there.

642
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: But then there, I can't think of any ideas that

643
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 3: are on there. I don't want to like have osmosis

644
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: ideas or right.

645
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: I mean, well, this is the thing. I just had

646
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: a friend on it. Yeah, it was incredible. I felt

647
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 2: starstruck by it. She was on there pitching did she

648
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: got a deal?

649
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: Really?

650
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: She has. She runs this company fish wife. Have you

651
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 2: heard of this? It's tin fish.

652
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 3: I mean I've heard of tinned fish. It's a I mean,

653
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 3: I mean cream and mushroom soup. By the can. You

654
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: think I don't know what tin fish?

655
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 2: You're like an alley cat.

656
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 3: I go with more of a raccoon vibe myself. I

657
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 3: need those imposable thumbs open all these can goods.

658
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: But she was on there. She didn't embarrass herself. It

659
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: wasn't like one of these things where she sings a

660
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: song at the beginning of her She didn't rap or

661
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: do anything. She just went on and presented the facts

662
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: and walked away with the deal. I was shocked.

663
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 3: Tin fish she reinvent howd she repitch?

664
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: She's made it fancy, the oldest consumer food good.

665
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 3: She's mad.

666
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: She's made it fancy, like sourcing it from good places.

667
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 2: And it does taste good.

668
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 3: To come with a dip with a what tinned dip?

669
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: Oh, tinned dip? That sounds interesting.

670
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 3: Listen, do you have connections we should get on this show?

671
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 3: We're the brightest stars available. How are we not on

672
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 3: Shark Tank pitching tinned dip? Listen? These can goods They're good.

673
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 3: Weren't so in California? Everybody's got an earthquake kit. You're

674
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 3: looking at it boring beef jerky stuff I've seen before,

675
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 3: freeze dried meals. I would love an option for some

676
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 3: flavor to feel fancy in a crisis.

677
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 2: That's such a good prying it open. Actually, just doing

678
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: this reminds me that I can think of one tinned dip,

679
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 2: and it's a tinned bean dip that you'll see gas stations.

680
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen this?

681
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I have seen that. Okay, this is my

682
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 3: problem with shark tank. I invent something and then just

683
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: I just have it in the cupboard. You mean bean dip? Yeah,

684
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 3: I guess talking about the very beginning that you were like,

685
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 3: like a white bean dip and I was like, that's exotic, Like, no,

686
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 3: it's bean dip. It's a different color being, isn't.

687
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: I mean bean dip. What we're currently talking about is

688
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 2: a refried bean dip. It is. It comes in a

689
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: can usually, but the little I'm thinking about, the little

690
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: tiny ones are almost like a cat food can.

691
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 3: That's that's the bean dip. That's the Friedo lay bean,

692
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 3: the cheese dip usually in front of the other Freedo

693
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: lay products.

694
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 2: I love a frido as a dip. That's a chip scop. Yeah,

695
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,959
Speaker 2: they have to scuupables.

696
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 3: The fact that they had to up it, like you

697
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 3: know you could do this is I'm like, yeah, yeah, guys,

698
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: we all know that. What do you think has been

699
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 3: going on? I've just been putting I've been taking a

700
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 3: handful of dip and put it in my mouth and

701
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 3: then just eating Frito's.

702
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 2: I know what to do with your chip? Wow, that's

703
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: that's the real first pinkberry reinventing. I think we're all

704
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 2: we already.

705
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 3: Have savory pink berry.

706
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Dropping free doo lays on a frozen yogurt

707
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: doesn't sound.

708
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 3: Because it's more just dips, all right? See now I

709
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 3: just invented a.

710
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: Talking about completely different neither.

711
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: I said, no dips with the brightest star available bread.

712
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: I can't believe we're now deep back.

713
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 3: Into shark tank. Give us a million bucks. We already

714
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 3: have it started.

715
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out after we have the money.

716
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: Think how many dips you can get if that was

717
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 3: the podcast?

718
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would be surrounded by dip Would.

719
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 3: You be offenditive? I just went off and did this

720
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 3: because I mean, look at us. I feel like I'm

721
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 3: going to eat more dips than you might.

722
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 2: I love a dip. I'll out dip you.

723
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 3: Now it's a challenge.

724
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: Now it's a challenge podcasts uh where everyone ends up sick.

725
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no Yeah, don't get the FDA involved with

726
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 3: the dip making process.

727
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: Here back to the star for a minute. Okay, what

728
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: gave you this idea?

729
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 3: I've always loved the uh arrogance of whoever thought like

730
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 3: you see all that why don't we why don't we

731
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 3: name them? And then this I just the concept of

732
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 3: naming stars has always been silly to me, and I

733
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 3: mean equal parts like romantic or thoughtful or absolute horseshit

734
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 3: like like like so like a mix between those. And

735
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 3: I thought that this one, this organization, not just because

736
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 3: it was the second one that would load on my phone,

737
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 3: but also because their whole spiel about like, well, the

738
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 3: money you're paying is going to the search for another

739
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 3: inhabitable planet.

740
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the whole thing you just read.

741
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 3: Is like yeah, it's like this is going to research

742
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 3: to find other earthlike planets. So like, not only are

743
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 3: we like naming stuff that we shouldn't be naming, but

744
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: we're probably ruining this something. Yeah, we are going to

745
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 3: need another spot. So that kind of delight like blissful

746
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 3: cluelessness got me excited about this particular organization that I use.

747
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 2: That is the weird thing about space of like who

748
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: owns the moon? This kind of thing. Eventually there's gonna

749
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 2: be a fight over that.

750
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 3: Wasn't there the idea of somebody's gonna do like drone

751
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: advertising or moon was it on the moon? It was

752
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: like something like like how they could do drone shows,

753
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 3: but now it'll be advertisements, which I always thought just

754
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 3: the airplane the banner, those were rude.

755
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's already invading my space and.

756
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: You're just at the beach where you can't drink legally.

757
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 3: It's like about a corona. Like that plane crashes, which

758
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 3: I gotta stop saying stuff like that because then once

759
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 3: in a while things happen.

760
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of these ad planes blows up.

761
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 3: I feel terrible about this.

762
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: Podcast kind of does bring these things to reality. Oh really, yeah,

763
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 2: so just give me happen. It'll probably happen.

764
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Before the banner pilots be safe out there,

765
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 3: follow fa.

766
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: Pro cost and peace to that pilot and guys went

767
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 2: down the ad agencies that was paying for the banner and.

768
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 3: Freedom's you know, you could use them to scoop and

769
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 3: then it's just like tell my family I love them,

770
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 3: and then you still see the banner. Last plane crashes,

771
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: but you're like, ah, I.

772
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: Could go for some much to sink into the sea.

773
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is tragic, most pretty hungry.

774
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the I guess that's in the same

775
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: category as the drawing things with the smoke.

776
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 3: Which has that ever gone, well.

777
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 2: I've never seen a successful one. I've always seen like

778
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: two letters that I'm driving and I'm like, well, I

779
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 2: wonder what that was.

780
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody has. I don't think anybody's had

781
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 3: the patience.

782
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 2: It takes a long time.

783
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the stages of watching and are like, oh,

784
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 3: it's a skywrider, and then you're watching and then you

785
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 3: get the first letter, and then that goes away and

786
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 3: you're like, well, wait, what was the was this part

787
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 3: of the second letter or was that the first letter?

788
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm late for a thing.

789
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean there's a good chance you missed four

790
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 2: letters before the one you saw. Yeah, so it's just

791
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: not worth investing your time in.

792
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 3: Great idea, poor execution, horrible execution. And then there's a

793
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 3: heart and then presumably a name, which at that point

794
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: you're somebody's just making somebody else stand around like but

795
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 3: wait when they're looking at their watch like skyriders great now, No, no, no,

796
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 3: hold hold on, Gertrude, you need to I think it

797
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 3: looks like a g to me, just boring your loved one. Yeah,

798
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 3: just a long named loved one. It's contemplating leaving you

799
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 3: in that moment because you just want to stand in

800
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 3: a field for forty five minutes.

801
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: How much does that cost? I wonder?

802
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 3: I would hope a decent amount, but I feel like

803
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 3: normal people do it, but it feels like to money. Well,

804
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 3: money and good ideas aren't always in the same bed.

805
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. But I feel like having a

806
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 2: plane and go into the air at all must cost

807
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: so much money at least you have any idea how

808
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 2: much that costs?

809
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 4: I mean base cost. It starts at thirty five dollars

810
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 4: for a single writing. I don't know if that's just

811
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 4: like better or if it's a word can get very pricey.

812
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 3: It's like somebody saw how much money you can make

813
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 3: being a good cake decorator, and like I'm going one

814
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 3: up that.

815
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 4: Okay, the thirty five for like a message, so I

816
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 4: think it's like for the whole, like a normal message,

817
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 4: twenty five it should.

818
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 2: Be more like initial is like, oh, that's a lot

819
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 2: of money. And now I'm thinking, actually.

820
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 4: Someone's risking their life to write your stupid message in

821
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 4: the sky. Like every time somebody gets into a plane,

822
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 4: it's not a guarantee they're going to come back down.

823
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 2: Right, especially one of these tiny ones.

824
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and there those aren't the well up kept.

825
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: They're not the bowings that are.

826
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 3: That's that's a guy's plane. That's a guy like, Oh,

827
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,720
Speaker 3: I got I'll do I'll do one up on door dash.

828
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: It's just me Rick, and I'll go get every stuff

829
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: for you.

830
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 3: I'll go get it.

831
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 2: Opens the barn doors and.

832
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what do you? Just give me a call,

833
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 3: I'll get it. If the car starts, I'll get it. Like,

834
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 3: that's who's doing the sky riding.

835
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: Thirty five hundred dollars. I feel like that covers the gas.

836
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't, I know't how much flights

837
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 3: cost just to sit in the plane.

838
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: Right for a bad seat? Yeah, out like.

839
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 3: Either skywriting should be more airline passenger line should be

840
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: a lot cheaper.

841
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's probably both.

842
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 3: Thirty five hundred bucks, right, I love you, but also,

843
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 3: can you get me to Phoenix?

844
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 2: Let me.

845
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 3: I don't want to say kill two birds with one

846
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 3: stone too close to what we're doing with the plane, but.

847
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: I feel like a Phoenix trip to Phoenix from Los

848
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 2: Angeles should be twenty five dollars.

849
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 3: I feel like they should pay you for going to

850
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 3: Phoenix personally. That's what I think. I think there should

851
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,240
Speaker 3: be an incentivized reason to go to Phoenix.

852
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 2: I had a layover in Phoenix recently and I looked out.

853
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: I obviously didn't visit the city or experience the culture

854
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 2: or the people. He did.

855
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 3: You went to the airport.

856
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's some good eggs in Phoenix. But when

857
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 2: I looked at it, I was like, Wow, this is

858
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 2: a fascinating environment.

859
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. What if we took all the stuff that people

860
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 3: liked about Las Vegas and got rid of that but

861
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 3: still lived here as an affront to God.

862
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: Actually, what you're describing is something that appeals to me

863
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: without casinos.

864
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just blisteringly hot. Uh, people convincing themselves it's

865
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 3: the best. They have an ice skating rink there in

866
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 3: the winter time, which the winner is still eighty degree

867
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 3: outdoor I drink.

868
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's a waste, we waste.

869
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 3: May as well just have a sky rider. Let you

870
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 3: know where the outdoor ice skating rinked. It's because their

871
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 3: environment that doesn't even exist out here. It's the desert.

872
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: Wow, Phoenix, I'm not coming anytime.

873
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 3: Yes, I go to Phoenix pretty often. Phoenix's they know

874
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 3: what they know where.

875
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: They're everybody's got there something, yeah, and everybody, well a

876
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 2: lot of cities are bad.

877
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 3: It's not my joke, and I wish I could remember

878
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 3: who to give credit for. But the airport in Phoenix

879
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 3: is called sky Harbor, and like, good job, that's just

880
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 3: another name for airport. Like it's not even creative. You

881
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 3: just look, it's the same thing that's their airport now,

882
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: and it's like that kind of sums up Phoenix. Yeah,

883
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 3: sky Harbor.

884
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 2: All right, I mean it does. Wow, there's something very

885
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: romantic about that until you break it down.

886
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't think about it. And I feel bad

887
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 3: that I can't remember the comedian's name. Who did that? Oh,

888
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 3: it's stuck. It stuck.

889
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 2: The airport is basically on the same level as toilet.

890
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 2: I feel like those words are very similar, Like they

891
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 2: bring to my toilet.

892
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: Oh really? Are you? Clearly not a fan of traveling.

893
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 2: I do hate to be on a plane. I mean

894
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 2: excruciating physically for me, is it? And I feel bad

895
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: because I'm not a large person. I'm like, I don't

896
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: I have leg room and everything, but it's horrible for.

897
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 3: Me to bring it back around bisc off cookies. How

898
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 3: do you feel about those?

899
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 2: I like them?

900
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: Does it I do very much? Now does that make

901
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 3: the traveling a little bit better? No?

902
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 2: Okay, because it is something where I'm like, well this

903
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: is this is never a cook I would buy on

904
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: my own, but I'm going to enjoy it.

905
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 3: Here I've thought about I've enjoyed biscuit. Maybe it's like

906
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 3: a you know, like a Stockholm Sea, like a prisoner scenario,

907
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 3: like oh, you know, when you've been in the desert

908
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 3: for a year, You're like, this is the best water

909
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 3: I've ever had, Like this cookie is the greatest. I

910
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 3: can't get it.

911
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 2: They do surprise you. Yeah, it's like, oh, this is

912
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 2: like the flavor in it is unlike any other thing

913
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: you're eating.

914
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 3: Ever, Yeah, I didn't expect to be treated this. Well,

915
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 3: there's a fancy sweats or whatever they give you.

916
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: The biscuss I mean that and ginger ale go hand

917
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: in hand as far as like plain foods. Oh, okay,

918
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 2: that I enjoy them on a plane, but nowhere else.

919
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 2: Tomato juice, Oh that's interesting. I've never had a tomato

920
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: juice in a plane, but it makes sense.

921
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me a tomato juice. I don't know why.

922
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: I'm usually I usually now these days, and like a flight,

923
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be drunk, noise canceling headphones.

924
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: Just passed out drunk.

925
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,959
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan can keep his deprivation tanks. I just need

926
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 3: noise canceling headphones and a trip to few drinks. I'm

927
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 3: somewhere else.

928
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that cookie. That's usually what I pick

929
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: over the pretzels at this point. Then I'll put it

930
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: in my backpack sometimes for a special treat.

931
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 3: Later, I might have him in back now every weekend,

932
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 3: I've got all kinds of weird airplane snacks.

933
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: Probably crushed a powder.

934
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, let me hang on to this pepper packet.

935
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 3: You never know. I get an unseasoned meal while also

936
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: having my travel gear with me.

937
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 2: And those pepper packets do absolutely nothing to change the

938
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 2: flavor of a food. No, No, I mean you need

939
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 2: at least eight of those before it starts to be like, Oh,

940
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 2: I have pepper on this.

941
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 3: And I like that it's in the two tubes in

942
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 3: the packet.

943
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh, you're thinking about the two tubes. I'm thinking about

944
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 2: the more the straight up straight up.

945
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 3: Here, like the actual fingernail amount of like magic dusting

946
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 3: of it.

947
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: The two tubes is crazy.

948
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 3: That's like whoa, Hey, you don't want to go too

949
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 3: crazy with all this pepper. We're going to give you

950
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 3: the option to like slow it down a.

951
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: Little bit and start with the one. Yeah, see how

952
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 2: you feel.

953
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 3: Don't overdo it. The chef took a lot of time

954
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 3: if you had a restaurant with the two tube pepper packet.

955
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: I think we should play a game. Okay, I feel

956
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 2: like playing Gift or a curse. Let's play. You know,

957
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 2: I was trying to be a professional for a while

958
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 2: and play every other game twise, but or every other

959
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: week a different game. But who cares?

960
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 3: You know?

961
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: New Year knew mey. I need a number between one

962
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 2: and ten from you.

963
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 3: Uh two?

964
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get

965
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: our game pieces. So right now, you can promote, recommend,

966
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 2: do whatever you want.

967
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll promote. Yeah, I guess I got a

968
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 3: new special coming outs called dirt Knapp. That was the

969
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 3: name of my cat, our cat, Missus A Nice Cat,

970
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 3: comes out in early March, and I'd like to promote

971
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 3: letting stray cats into your home or other animals. We

972
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 3: did have raccoons come through the pet door at one point,

973
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 3: and we got very lucky that they did not ravage

974
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 3: our household. How many, Well, do I take it back?

975
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 3: Had we had somebody else's cat come through the pet

976
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 3: door and we had one. We had raccoons on the

977
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 3: patio and one came through the pet door and our

978
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 3: cat just stood like we had like a security camera

979
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 3: but only pointing at the pet door. That's the only

980
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 3: thing we were cared about.

981
00:43:59,400 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: Small criminal.

982
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the cat in the background of the raccoon coming,

983
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 3: any of the cats, like, I don't even know how

984
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 3: to deal with this.

985
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: One, and the cat left it alone.

986
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well that raccoons are monsters.

987
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: They are built.

988
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, even the cat was like, I'm not I'm sorry,

989
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 3: I appreciate the hospitality, let me in here, but this

990
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 3: raccoon's gonna do with this raccoons?

991
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 2: Was there anything you did to stop the raccoons in

992
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 2: the future, No, just happen again.

993
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 3: Kind of like looked at him disapprovingly when we see

994
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: him on the pay You guys know the rules come on.

995
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 2: That's terrifying to me. Yeah, well, people go watch Kyle's special.

996
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 2: Of course, that was excellently You know you're promoted perfectly. Okay,

997
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: what an uncomfortable thing to.

998
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,479
Speaker 3: Have to do. It doesn't feel good.

999
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 2: I mean, it's never felt good for. Well, I bet

1000
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 2: there are some psychos that it feels good for.

1001
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 3: But yeah, and those that's a strange lot. Yeah, people

1002
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 3: that like themselves, These people that believe in themselves.

1003
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 2: What reality is that? This is how we play gift

1004
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 2: for a curse. I'm going to name three and you're

1005
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: gonna tell me if there are a gift or a

1006
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: curse and why, Okay, and then I'll tell you if

1007
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 2: you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers.

1008
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough, Okay.

1009
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 2: This first one is from a listener named Hannah. Hannah

1010
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: has suggested gift or a curse a ten percent discount.

1011
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 3: Ooh, I'm going to say I'm gonna say curse because

1012
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: ten percent is really not crazy, Like it doesn't make

1013
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 3: you feel like you're saving anything, and it doesn't lure

1014
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 3: me into like wanting to buy something. But then it's

1015
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 3: it's enough to make me like, if it's online, I

1016
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 3: hover over it and then like it might be in

1017
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 3: my cart and then like, oh, you left something in

1018
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 3: your cart. How about fifteen percent off, and I'm like,

1019
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 3: now we're talking, and that's how I wind up buying

1020
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 3: some crap I don't.

1021
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 2: Want absolutely, right, Okay, ten percent? What I mean it

1022
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 2: essentially doesn't exist as a discount. Don't bother. It's insulting. Yeah,

1023
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 2: it's like the smallest piece of cheese to lure me in.

1024
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 3: Stop blowing me a kiss. I know what we're at it.

1025
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 2: And by the time we get through shipping and taxes,

1026
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: it's been absolutely obliterated, and I'm paying full price.

1027
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 3: You've upped at ten percent to cover that for your

1028
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 3: little ten percent. I know your tricks to capitalism awful.

1029
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 2: I feel like fifteen percent even is pushing it. Twenty

1030
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 2: percent we're starting to talk reasonably.

1031
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 3: My problem is like, well, this thing's way over priced,

1032
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 3: but it's twenty five percent off twenty five It makes

1033
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 3: it just the price that you still wouldn't have paid

1034
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:27,919
Speaker 3: if you like it costs as much.

1035
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: Right.

1036
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 3: But I then now I've fallen for the psychology of it. Right,

1037
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 3: I'm upset with myself.

1038
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: Twenty five percent will get me fifty percent, of course,

1039
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 2: we love. Yeah, do you get to seventy five percent

1040
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: you start worrying about the product.

1041
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like they're getting rid of stock. Yeah, somethings.

1042
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 3: Then like, but is it wrong for me? Right?

1043
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: And probably not.

1044
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 3: Sometimes a lot of people are wrong about something and

1045
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 3: it'll fit my needs just fine, make it right. Yeah

1046
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 3: for this, for this kind of savings, I'll figure it out.

1047
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 2: Okay, very well played. Next, this is from a listener

1048
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 2: named William Gift or a curse witnessing a.

1049
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 3: Murder witnessing a murder. Oh, if I'm gonna let's go

1050
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 3: dark with it, let's say Gift, only if it's not

1051
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 3: somebody you care about, and you can I mean milk

1052
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 3: it for like, I mean either like local news broadcasts

1053
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 3: like yeah I saw him, like you can have that notoriety,

1054
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 3: or you can like you can move into the podcast territory.

1055
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 3: Obviously it's very lucrative for a lot of people right now.

1056
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 3: But only if it's not like somebody who cared about, right,

1057
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 3: Like bad people get murdered. That's true, and you could

1058
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 3: be like, well, hey, hey about time.

1059
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 2: I saw must get murdered and we'd like you know.

1060
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 3: This guy, No, you're not. You're not cruising past my

1061
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 3: star anymore, buddy. Yeah, without naming on the dark side.

1062
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say it could be a blessing in

1063
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 3: a very odd way, like maybe you're a boring person,

1064
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 3: and then like you're the most boring person at the party,

1065
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 3: like this drips here again. Oh you think he's boring?

1066
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 3: Ask him by the time he saw that murder?

1067
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 2: Finally a story and.

1068
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 3: That's the reason you're getting invited to social gatherings.

1069
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone needs one event.

1070
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta have something defining thing, even if you

1071
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 3: didn't create the definition.

1072
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 2: You know, right, but you're wrong? Curse? Oh okay, any

1073
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 2: time I think about witnessing any sort of crime or

1074
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: like seeing a car accident or a murder, I might

1075
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 2: immediately goes to paperwork and like, how much of my

1076
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 2: time is now being wasted by bureaucratic paperwork?

1077
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 3: Equally dark. Reason why it's a curse not because it

1078
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 3: could affect you emotionally?

1079
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: Can I? Can I appeal? Then? Can I?

1080
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 3: Because it could be a blessing because you could help

1081
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: solve the murder.

1082
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I'll put on your detective hats and get out.

1083
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 3: I'm going to help with justice.

1084
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 2: Right, magnifying glass, you're dusting for prints?

1085
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 3: Am I still wrong?

1086
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: You're still wrong? Okay, you're not going to argue a

1087
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 2: number three. This is from a listener named Liz Gift

1088
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 2: to a curse, venmoing someone money and captioning it, treat

1089
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 2: yourself to something nice today.

1090
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 3: I went dark on that last one, so I'm going

1091
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 3: to try and go blessing on this One's.

1092
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 2: A gift, gift to a curse. You can't it's not

1093
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 2: a blessing.

1094
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 3: Blessing. Yeah, I got confused on the game.

1095
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm blessing. Not every blessings a gift?

1096
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 3: All right, man? You know Airport Sky Harbor. That's what

1097
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 3: we're arguing over here. Okay, I think it's well, it's

1098
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 3: literally a gift. Is this a question?

1099
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: Look the thing and now you have to deal with it.

1100
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 3: Okay, Well it's literally a gift. So it's a gift.

1101
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 2: Wrong curse? I mean, I mean, first of all, this

1102
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 2: has never happened to me, so I can't really speak

1103
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 2: to it. That's really the problem.

1104
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 3: It's not going to happen now with that attitude.

1105
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: It's a curse. I mean, who's doing this?

1106
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 3: Who?

1107
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 2: I've never had a thing that just says treat yourself

1108
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 2: to someone something nice today. There.

1109
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: It turns out there's some nice people out there. We

1110
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: don't know them.

1111
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: Introduce me.

1112
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 3: We're not going to meet them with the with the angle.

1113
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 3: We're taken now, Liz reach out.

1114
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently Liz is surrounded by people who are just

1115
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 2: filling her bank account.

1116
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 3: Kyle dash Canane on Venmo, it's a picture of me

1117
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 3: in front of Stonehenge. If because I'm supporting your thing,

1118
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 3: people reach out, worry about the special if you wanted

1119
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 3: to just venmo me and say, I wouldn't treat myself.

1120
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 3: I treat myself to some lovely dips and cookies.

1121
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: If somebody sent you four hundred dollars, what would you

1122
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 2: buy with it?

1123
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 3: Four hundred dollars interesting, it seems like a good amount

1124
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: of mone Oh yeah, I would freak out. I don't

1125
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 3: even know what to do with four hundred dollars.

1126
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 2: It would have ruined my life because I would then

1127
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 2: be like thinking for weeks.

1128
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 3: But okay, would it ruined your life because they said

1129
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 3: treat yourself to something nice if they just sent you

1130
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 3: four to dollars, like, all right, have a phone bill

1131
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 3: a couple of But when it's like no, you get yourself,

1132
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 3: Like when your grandmother gives you like no, no, you

1133
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 3: get something for you, right, you get it for you,

1134
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 3: and you're like, well, I didn't want this kind of pressure.

1135
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 2: I spin out. You spent out in a huge way.

1136
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: With gift cards with just money on them, They're I'm

1137
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: a mess. Oh they're worth more than cash to me.

1138
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's it's a cherish it mm hmm. Yeah.

1139
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 3: And then if I have to get all the amount,

1140
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 3: oh yeah, but I'd try to get it as close up.

1141
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 3: But you want to talk about buying stuff you don't need, Like,

1142
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 3: all right, I got eight dollars and fifty three cents.

1143
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 3: You know what, I think these bamboo chopsticks are what

1144
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 3: I would need for the house. I think it's set

1145
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 3: of eight. Eight pairs of bamboo chopsticks are exactly what

1146
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 3: I need for that house.

1147
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: I've carried around one of those things with forty cents

1148
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 2: on it before. I'm just talking, well, well it'll be

1149
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: a little.

1150
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 3: You know, off the p You wouldn't throw forty cents

1151
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 3: on the ground, No, I wouldn't.

1152
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 2: It's plastic.

1153
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 3: That's wasteful already, Right, I got to do it the

1154
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 3: right honor foreigner bucks. I think foreigner bucks as I'm

1155
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: sitting it right now, I think I get a good

1156
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 3: car wash, like a detailed car wash.

1157
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 2: Does that cost four hundred dollars a detailing?

1158
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: Yeah? But then you could tip them, oh what are

1159
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 3: they doing them, and say, hey, treat yourself to something nice.

1160
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: Pass it on like the Ring.

1161
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 3: Well that's the bad version.

1162
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: I think it's called pay it forward, like that movie Forward,

1163
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 2: a nice version of The Ring.

1164
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't that. The the kid from.

1165
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 2: It wasn't been a guest on this podcast before. Really, Yes,

1166
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 2: Hayley reach out.

1167
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, pay it forward, buddy. Like there's like a SMR

1168
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 3: videos of people detailing cars where they get into like

1169
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 3: all the nooks and crannies with like little scrub rushing.

1170
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I think I could get it.

1171
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 3: And they use the air the air canister that you

1172
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 3: use for your keyboard to like get all the little bits.

1173
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 3: So he basically like when you've gotten in a new car,

1174
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 3: that's what your car is like when it's done. Wow, car,

1175
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 3: it's a lot of work.

1176
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 2: Four hundred dollars. Do you know what? I may have

1177
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 2: said this on this podcast before, but the ASMR category

1178
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 2: I want is like when you go to like a

1179
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 2: national park or something where they give you a map

1180
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 2: at the beginning and then they get out a little

1181
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 2: marker or pen and like circle and like really right

1182
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 2: on it. There's something about that noise that like really clicks.

1183
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 3: For the felt the felt of the marker.

1184
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like but another person giving you instructions while

1185
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 2: doing it, that should be a category. Really, I think

1186
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: it's an incredible noise.

1187
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 3: Is it just national parks?

1188
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: No?

1189
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 2: I think it's like museums. Where else does this sort of.

1190
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 3: Like an educational experience, kind of like something new and majestic.

1191
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 2: Front And I don't even think that. I think I

1192
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 2: just need to be pointed in a direction of something.

1193
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 3: Oh it's not even the mall.

1194
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I mean they don't hand those out of

1195
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 2: them all, but they probably should.

1196
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 3: Like kind of like a very low level, uh domination fantasy.

1197
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 3: I think I don't know where I'm going.

1198
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's deeply sexual, that's what it is.

1199
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to be whipped, but I love

1200
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 3: somebody telling me where to go. Gets out the highlight, right, Yeah,

1201
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 3: just mild bossyness, that's it. This is all happening in

1202
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 3: a dungeon.

1203
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1204
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna call you daddy, but somebody going what

1205
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 3: you're gonna want to do is like, oh boy, that.

1206
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 2: Really they've got that ranger suit on.

1207
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 3: From being a little kid. It's not a smr so much,

1208
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 3: but the smell of like air conditioned hotel air all

1209
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 3: like false air. Because I mean, being from the Midwest,

1210
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 3: if I go on vacation to Florida and you knew

1211
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 3: you were on vacation, heaven, yeah, because it went from

1212
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 3: so hot into illogically freezing, yes, and that I was like,

1213
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 3: this is the best it's ever going to get, and

1214
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 3: you like that.

1215
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 2: I think that does does get built into your brain

1216
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 2: as a sense memory of like this is now a

1217
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 2: good I know this is a good thing.

1218
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 3: Smell is the most yeaes. Smell is the strongest sense

1219
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 3: memory it is.

1220
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for I wonder what second maybe sound? I mean

1221
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 2: I feel like visual doesn't really count.

1222
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 3: The visual is like everything all the time. Right, Maybe

1223
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 3: I think taste.

1224
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 2: Can probably taste interesting.

1225
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 3: We're coming back to that dip dip.

1226
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,479
Speaker 2: We're getting back to Okay.

1227
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 3: I know in this day and age, I can't defend

1228
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 3: French dressing and cottage cheese.

1229
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 2: But if I ate it right now, someone make you

1230
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 2: eat a full cart.

1231
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 3: There's a six year old who doesn't know he's poor.

1232
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 2: That's what's going on. Oh maybe I'll give that a shot.

1233
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 2: At some times you don't have to. Really, I know

1234
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 2: you're not gonna like it. I just know I need.

1235
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 2: I need cottage cheese, plain. That's all. Maybe with a

1236
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 2: few And.

1237
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 3: That's the that's the most unappealing thing. That's like just

1238
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 3: just mortar with no bricks.

1239
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 2: What are we doing with this?

1240
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 3: This is this is an adhesive. Put some pineapple chunks

1241
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: in there. For Christ's sake.

1242
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 2: Every one of your ideas is from a cookbook from

1243
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy. Okay, old mansion, what can I say? Okay, well,

1244
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: poorly played one out of three?

1245
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 3: All right, you know I agree to disagree.

1246
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 2: But you know everybody, you know, everybody struggles sometimes.

1247
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 3: Okay, well let's I mean, you know, look, I think

1248
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 3: I failed spectacularly.

1249
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 2: You did fail spectacular Okay.

1250
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 3: I think I stood up from my side.

1251
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 2: You had like a skyrider writing an F in the

1252
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 2: air for you, and I think that's nice.

1253
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 3: I hire a skyrider to break up with somebody to

1254
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 3: give to give bad news.

1255
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea.

1256
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 3: Hold on, wait for it, it's over. Yeah, no, no,

1257
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 3: he's finished in the art right now.

1258
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got to answer a listener question. Okay, this

1259
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 2: is the final segment of the podcast. I said no emails.

1260
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: People write in to I said, no gifts at gmail

1261
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,760
Speaker 2: dot com. They're, you know, kind of hanging by a thread.

1262
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 2: They're desperate and I help them. Will you help me

1263
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 2: with them?

1264
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:49,879
Speaker 3: Okay?

1265
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Uh. This says I.

1266
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:53,720
Speaker 3: Don't fail again.

1267
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 2: You're gonna do. You're gonna do beautifully with this. I

1268
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 2: can tell already. Hello Bridger and Darling guest. I have

1269
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,479
Speaker 2: a holiday related question, which I realize is probably moot,

1270
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 2: as Christmas itself is in eleven days. But here I

1271
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 2: am asking, well, Christmas is always around the corner, so

1272
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 2: this might help. It hangs over our heads always, Christmas

1273
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 2: is in our hearts.

1274
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 3: It's a burden.

1275
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 2: Every year, my large extended family has a white elephant exchange.

1276
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 2: In case you're unfamiliar, this is when each participant brings

1277
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: you an anonymous gift, and throughout the game, gifts can

1278
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 2: be stolen or traded or what have you. My family

1279
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 2: always has a kitchen or housewares theme and the limit

1280
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 2: is seventy five dollars. I find this game, extremely pointless

1281
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: and expensive. Last year, I got a very heavy mortar

1282
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 2: and pestle speaking of dips guacamole in one of those

1283
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: set from restoration hardware, with the fifty dollars price tags

1284
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 2: still intact. Tacky. I obviously plan to return it, but

1285
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 2: soon after the holidays last year, my local restoration hardware

1286
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 2: closed and it's been sitting in my basement ever since.

1287
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 2: My question is, can I bring the same completely pointless

1288
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 2: gift to this year's White Elephant Exchange. You have no

1289
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 2: idea who brought it last year, but they'll no doubt

1290
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 2: be in attendance. Well, they're divorces. This sort of thing

1291
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 2: could happen for next Christmas. We have a pretty big group.

1292
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 2: Will it be super obvious that I'm regifting the same

1293
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 2: present I received just one year before? I think I'm

1294
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 2: going to do it, and I'll report back. Yours, Shelby,

1295
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 2: Yours truly, Shelby. Okay, well, it sounds like Shelby already

1296
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 2: made up their minds. Yeah, which is a little unfair

1297
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 2: to make me read all of this.

1298
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 3: Some people want to be reinforced with the decision, the behavior.

1299
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 2: What do you think of this?

1300
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 3: I mean, well, you called out the tacking. Now seventy

1301
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: five dollars limit.

1302
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 2: For a white elephant. That's crazy to make.

1303
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 3: That's because it's like you're stealing like it should be

1304
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 3: like twenty bucks.

1305
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 2: You're kind of supposed to be bringing stupid garbage, aren't you. Yeah,

1306
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 2: not nice things from restoration hardware. That stresses me out.

1307
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 3: But it seems like somebody's in an income bracket that

1308
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 3: I don't too often, but I would say, just in

1309
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 3: an act of petty revenge as you rege if the

1310
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 3: mortar and pestle with twenty five dollars inside of it,

1311
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 3: because then whoever opens it, whoever gave it the last time,

1312
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 3: will know but won't admit. But you can then read

1313
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 3: the faces of the people and you get to look

1314
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 3: like a like a big old bitch while you do it.

1315
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Speaker 3: That's that's that'd be pretty fun.

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Speaker 2: They're reminded of how cheap they were last year, looking

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00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 2: around at everybody, and then that twenty five dollars can

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00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 2: go towards whatever dip you're.

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Speaker 3: Making in Oh, I mean, the finest squacamole that mortar

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Speaker 3: and pestle not to divert It seems like a rough texture.

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00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 3: It seems like tough to clean it?

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00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 2: Does it seems impossible to clean?

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Speaker 3: What a new? Yeah? Of course I'm going like ancient,

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Speaker 3: like the ones that like as.

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Speaker 2: Texts, right, I'm thinking of like that dark the gray, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like volcanic rock. I'm sure this is like a marble,

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Speaker 3: something smooth, something wipeable.

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Speaker 2: Are they smooth? Can you get a smooth uh?

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Speaker 3: One of these? I would think you'd have to, otherwise

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00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 3: you're mashing stuff into the crevices.

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Speaker 2: But they're crevices well the type of rock. Yeah, but

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01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 2: I feel like I need some roughness in order to

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01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 2: catch the ingredients or the medicine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, good point, But I I.

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Speaker 2: Mean I never owned one myself, so I couldn't speak

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Speaker 2: to it.

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01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 3: You ever see them, like, I'll see them in somebody's

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01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 3: house and be cool, Wow, they've really But you somebody

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01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 3: had fifty dollars to spend, you know what after I

1340
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 3: get my car detailed, if there's fifty bucks left over? Mortal,

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01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 3: Mortal and pedestal, that's I don't even know how to

1342
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 3: ask for them.

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01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 2: And I feel like I can't even say them separately.

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01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 2: I can't just know you'd get a mortar.

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01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 3: I need, I need Mortal Pedestals? Do you get Mortimer

1346
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 3: Mortimer Mortial flower petals?

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01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 2: Mortal Kombat? Do you guys have that Mortal Kombat bolt?

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01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

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01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like you're you're show boating if you

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01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 2: buy one of these things, yeah, because everybody else just

1351
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: has like a potato masher in a plastic bowl. Oh yeah,

1352
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 2: do enough get a fork? Who cares?

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01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 3: I look at it because I feel like it'd be

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01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 3: satisfying to make something in there.

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01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 2: It would be I mean, it would feel incredible that

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01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 2: just pushing and yet and.

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01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 3: You see like the videos when like when somebody's like

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01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 3: and then we're gonna take the oh peppercorns and grind

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01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 3: them ourselves. Like I would love to have the free

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01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 3: time to grind my own pepper that way. But you do,

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01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 3: and you you also have a great setup for your

1362
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 3: YouTube videos.

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01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 2: I have time to watch the video that's a SMR.

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01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 2: There must be a mortar and pestol a.

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01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 3: Oh the cooking people, they're always like slapping the meat

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01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 3: in front of the camera. Yeah, they're always like throwing

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01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 3: it on the grill. But I think this it's a

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01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 3: pretty I would have been psyched to get it as

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01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 3: a gift. Oh yeah, because I wouldn't have gotten it

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01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 3: for myself, right, But this person has not seen the

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01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 3: Maybe this will show them the way that it's an

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01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 3: exciting gift and.

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01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 2: Maybe they need to speak up and say this, by

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01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 2: the way, is not a white elephant party. We're just

1375
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 2: doing an expensive gift exchange.

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01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a Yeah. These are like well to do individuals.

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01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they're just throwing the money around.

1378
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 3: Well maybe that was like the best okay, backtrack. What

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01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 3: if somebody's like, seventy five bucks is too much, I'll

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01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 3: go fifty And these these look like the kind of

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01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 3: people that would appreciate them.

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01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 2: Mortrom, you know with the pedestal, Yeah, it is a

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01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 2: postal pestal?

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01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 3: Do we do we know what it's called anymore? Without looking?

1385
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 2: Do you know what it's actually? Just looks Okay, I

1386
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 2: had to actually look at the word. The word actually

1387
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 2: looks like pest pestel. It looks like because it looks

1388
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 2: like a nestle with a P.

1389
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 3: Do they know what it is?

1390
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone has ever known.

1391
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 3: They're getting rid of it. They don't even want it.

1392
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 2: Simply, no one can picture this idol or it's unpronounceable.

1393
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 3: The old timey bowl and stabby, you know, the club

1394
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 3: you club the grains into the bowl.

1395
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 2: I'm not questioning whether that's even the correct spelling, because

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01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:56,479
Speaker 2: I would.

1397
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,439
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I mean, there's no way to check

1398
01:02:59,600 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 3: into it.

1399
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 2: I was p E S t A L. But that's

1400
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 2: obviously that can't be. It's b E S T L E.

1401
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 2: And it's mortar, right, and mortar which mortar makes no

1402
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 2: sense because I feel like mortar isn't mortar? Also like

1403
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 2: a thing in war that's weaponry, Yeah, like a very

1404
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 2: horrible wartime.

1405
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a shoot also. Now I'm going to a place. Now,

1406
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 3: imagine you break one of these items. You can't just

1407
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 3: go get the other individually.

1408
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Now it's worthless and.

1409
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 3: You're just on eBay hoping somebody broke the item that

1410
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 3: you're looking for the other one that you're not looking for,

1411
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 3: you can just trade it off.

1412
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you break the pestle, the mortar becomes a bowl. Yeah,

1413
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 2: if you break the poor mortar, the pestle becomes a weapon.

1414
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, it's just one little rock club and

1415
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 3: a nice ash tray.

1416
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 2: That's a lot of ash. You can make a real

1417
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 2: smoking problem if you have cigars, you know, flowing with

1418
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 2: ash I got empty. Then it's been there for forty years.

1419
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make some with it. Clean my jewelr I

1420
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 3: clean my silver in that.

1421
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 2: Now, Well we answered Shelby's question more than perfectly, did we?

1422
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,479
Speaker 2: I feel like at some point we were talking about

1423
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:12,959
Speaker 2: her question.

1424
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 3: Well, I thought you could be like snobby and send

1425
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 3: it back with a twenty five bucks. But now if

1426
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 3: it's somebody attending that doesn't even have send me five bucks.

1427
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 3: But they thought I got a nice gift for fifty bucks.

1428
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 3: And Shelby's poo pooing it. Their name is Shelby. That

1429
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 3: sounds like somebody who thinks they're too good for this item.

1430
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 2: Shelby's going to be ejected from this family one way

1431
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 2: or the other.

1432
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 3: Or stuck making table side guac for the holidays. And

1433
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 3: now we're back to the Dips.

1434
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 1: This is really all.

1435
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 3: It comes back a real boa on this thing.

1436
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 2: The Dips. This is all started by Jen Chuck. Jen

1437
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 2: Chuck's birthday this weekend and there yeah Dip obsessed and

1438
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 2: now they've got a DIP episode to talk about. Happy birthday, Jen.

1439
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 2: My god, Kyle, I've got I'm now the owner of

1440
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 2: two stars. I'm to become a little bit of a

1441
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 2: real estate buff who knows what's next for me. No

1442
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 2: one can say three stars. Three stars sounds like we're reviewing.

1443
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 3: Good for intergalactic real estate, not good for a Yelp review.

1444
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 2: It's a warning sign. Yeah, truly. If it's below five

1445
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 2: stars at this point, it's like or something. I've had

1446
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 2: such a nice time with you here today.

1447
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 3: I've had a blast.

1448
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, thank you for having me listener,

1449
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 2: thank you for being wherever you are. The podcast is over,

1450
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:38,919
Speaker 2: Get out of here. I love you, goodbye. I said,

1451
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 2: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1452
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 2: our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully mixed by

1453
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 2: Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

1454
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 2: Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1455
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 2: from miracle worker Amy Man. You must follow the show

1456
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 2: on Instagram. At I said no Gifts, I don't want

1457
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 2: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

1458
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,480
Speaker 2: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

1459
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 2: you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1460
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1461
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: When you're a guess to my home, you gotta come

1462
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no guests. Your presences

1463
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:34,240
Speaker 1: presents enough that I already had too much stuff. So

1464
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 1: how did you dare to surbey me?