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Speaker 1: it's good for the company. So that's uh good for
Speaker 1: us um this week. This week we had Ryan Leaf
Speaker 1: on Yesterday Today on the Saturday edition of the podcast,
Speaker 1: We've got a couple of interesting things that I think
Speaker 1: you'll find fascinating and riveting, but unfortunately yet again, joining
Speaker 1: us for the full weekend. From West of the four
Speaker 1: oh five, a man who has been called persnickety and
Speaker 1: that's one of the few good things people say. From
Speaker 1: West of the four oh five, Mr lot d Dah
Speaker 1: himself David Gass, a social primer fast the case. This
Speaker 1: is uh. I'm Vernest Mount Earnest is uh looking mighty
Speaker 1: steep right now, but I continue to hammer away as
Speaker 1: I do. It's been h it's been a good couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. Um, I know you missed me last week. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't miss you at and did not know. We
Speaker 1: were so happy. We were like doing a dancing here
Speaker 1: in the podcast. We were like, oh this is great.
Speaker 1: We said, Asta la vista, b voyage. It's a gascon.
Speaker 1: See you right, odio, and we moved on. I do uh,
Speaker 1: I do appreciate the leftovers that you you gobbled up
Speaker 1: last week as well. We can certainly get into that.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't want well we will that. Um,
Speaker 1: it's on my it's on my list. We will synchronize here.
Speaker 1: Thanks for reading the notes. It's good A good job
Speaker 1: that good show prep by you. Be prepared. Unless you're
Speaker 1: not prepared at all. You're just doing this off the cuff.
Speaker 1: I definitely want to acknowledge that you were doing a
Speaker 1: little bit of sandbagging. We will certainly get into that
Speaker 1: there was no sandbagging at all, none at all. I
Speaker 1: did find I did find we shepherd in We Shepherd
Speaker 1: in a New Era on the podcast last week. It
Speaker 1: was very exciting. More on that coming up in a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. And we we were hoping that you'd
Speaker 1: become like a cosmonaut and gone out to the space
Speaker 1: station or something like that and moved out to outer space.
Speaker 1: But apparently that was incorrect. Your back, your gobbledegook back, louder, better,
Speaker 1: stronger than ever. I don't know about that. You don't
Speaker 1: sound that good. Your voice sounds very weak. You think so, yes, Uh,
Speaker 1: the guys that you work with, I am like the
Speaker 1: Rolls Royce of audio audio efficiency. Well listen, here's what's
Speaker 1: coming up on on the podcast. First of all, a
Speaker 1: shameless promotion for cameo dot com. If you'd like a
Speaker 1: personalized video message, if you want your own personal malat monologue,
Speaker 1: it's available right there. If you want to make Gascon's
Speaker 1: life terrible and have him do a video praising me,
Speaker 1: which somebody already did, which was hilarious. I play that,
Speaker 1: you know, at the end of the weekend when we
Speaker 1: have a terrible set of podcast, which is every weekend
Speaker 1: when you here, I'll play that and I'll say, well,
Speaker 1: you know, at least he said this and that and
Speaker 1: the other thing. But CAMEO dot com search my name
Speaker 1: Ben Mallard. Gascon's on there as well. Yes he's on there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's waiting waiting for your call. Unless he's not. Operators
Speaker 1: are standing by. So on today's podcast, we've got Mr Microphone,
Speaker 1: we have d I Y and Pop Quiz. That's what
Speaker 1: we have to look forward to. Let's start with Mr Microphone.
Speaker 1: So we open up the files of the Complaints and
Speaker 1: Concerns Department, and there was a lot of hooey that
Speaker 1: was flying around after last weekend's podcast. I was met
Speaker 1: with much grumbling and disapproval from the podcast listener. My
Speaker 1: may include you. Chances are it did if you sent
Speaker 1: me a nasty message on email, uh to my personal
Speaker 1: email or the the email we use for the show,
Speaker 1: which is Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. My
Speaker 1: email Ben Maller's show at gmail dot com. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so people rep set the audio old quality was that
Speaker 1: it was compared to that of a MR microphone that
Speaker 1: was broken, or I would say more like a tin
Speaker 1: can and a string is what I would say. It
Speaker 1: sounded like. And so I would like to give my
Speaker 1: side of the story. Now we had Mel procteron last weekend.
Speaker 1: Mel's a veteran broadcaster. I respect the legends of broadcasting,
Speaker 1: and Mel called Orioles, Games, Padres, and the Washington Bullets
Speaker 1: and also was the Clipper broadcaster. I met him and
Speaker 1: I got to know him a little bit when he
Speaker 1: was the play by play guy for the Clippers on radio.
Speaker 1: And so we had Mel on telling some stories. He
Speaker 1: wrote a few books over the years, and I hadn't
Speaker 1: talked to Mel in a while, so I thought we'd
Speaker 1: have him on fund and we had Big Mike in
Speaker 1: here and Gascon was a no show yet again, the
Speaker 1: lack of grit, the lack of work ethic on display
Speaker 1: yet again, just the lazy, lazy, lazy lazy, And so
Speaker 1: we we marched down the show must go on whether
Speaker 1: the people that are supposed to be here are here
Speaker 1: or not, And mel Proctor was great. He told old
Speaker 1: stories from his days with the Orioles and the Bullets,
Speaker 1: and talked about cal Ripken and Tony Gwyn, talked about
Speaker 1: a crazy game he was broadcasting in Arlington, Texas were
Speaker 1: the Orioles back in the day, mentioned that the dreadful
Speaker 1: Oh in twenty one start for the Orioles and the
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties. But about thirty seconds into all that, it
Speaker 1: sounded wonky in my headphones, and I immediately, as any
Speaker 1: anyone in my position would do, I immediately contacted the
Speaker 1: person that had the ability to change that. So I
Speaker 1: shot a message over to Big Mike. I said, listen,
Speaker 1: Big Mike, it does not sound good. I sent him
Speaker 1: a text. I said, listen, I'm doing the interview right now.
Speaker 1: The audio is not good. It sounds overmodulated, he tells me.
Speaker 1: He writes back, he says, not nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1: Audio's fine. I got it onto my headphones. Just sound good.
Speaker 1: The levels are good. You're both on the same level.
Speaker 1: Nothing to worry about. So I sold your on. Now
Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing this and the whole time it's like
Speaker 1: it sounds like absolute horseshit, you know, And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: this is I mean, I hope, I'm I'm in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm getting gas lit. Like I'm thinking, well,
Speaker 1: maybe it's just me, you know, maybe it's just me.
Speaker 1: And so we go on the proctory interview, we did
Speaker 1: the thing. It was a whole thing, just sounded terrible.
Speaker 1: So then okay, so we go to the Saturday podcast.
Speaker 1: So we're doing the Saturday podcast and again it sounds
Speaker 1: just like fucking fertilizer. Right, So I'm getting piste and
Speaker 1: I again and say, hey, we got a problem here,
Speaker 1: and then he pulls out the old Aaron Rodgers relax right, relax,
Speaker 1: So you know, I was like, yeah, everything's fine, the
Speaker 1: levels and find nothing to worry. So then I go
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast and it's, uh, it's absolute amateur hour,
Speaker 1: Like I would have been better off just taking the
Speaker 1: weekend off. Uh the audio quality was so terrible. But
Speaker 1: I do deserve a miacolpa because I did point out
Speaker 1: immediately the trained ear of a broadcaster who was going
Speaker 1: to need a Kirkland brand hearing aid when I'm done
Speaker 1: with radio because of my years and years of on
Speaker 1: the job abuse, and where where are the people in
Speaker 1: radio to look out for our health. Yeah, the NFL
Speaker 1: players have CTE. We've got loss of hearing being on radio.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I just want to point that at and
Speaker 1: before Gascon. You have anything to add to that Gascon
Speaker 1: you wanna you want to touch up my work there. No,
Speaker 1: I think that I had some messages sent my way. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is just continued validation of the presence that I
Speaker 1: have and the impact that I have. The president you have,
Speaker 1: but no president, you never hear. You can't have a
Speaker 1: president you never hear. Well, you never hear. Its like
Speaker 1: Lebron James when he's not in the line of for
Speaker 1: the Lakers, they just obviously look like they're the Titanic.
Speaker 1: They just simply sink to the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1: That's just like this podcast. If I'm not around, you
Speaker 1: have somebody that's just incompetent or not observant or doesn't
Speaker 1: care anything and everything that's the opposite of me happens.
Speaker 1: Your ship just goes wrong. Bad audio. So, so what
Speaker 1: I do in a situation, I said, I have this
Speaker 1: thing called the blame pie, and I cooked the blame pie,
Speaker 1: and then I cut up the pieces of the blame pie.
Speaker 1: You get like of the blame on this. Do you
Speaker 1: understand that? You get you're the culprit. You're the bad
Speaker 1: guy in this story, not Big Mike. You're the bad guy.
Speaker 1: You did not tell him how to properly record the podcast.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell him the levels have to be a
Speaker 1: certain point. You didn't do your job. I no accountability.
Speaker 1: You sabotage the podcast. That was an intentional act from
Speaker 1: what I'm hearing, And there is a lot of blame
Speaker 1: worthiness to go on your shoulders and gascon as I
Speaker 1: told you in the podcast by loss page seven seven
Speaker 1: A on page seven Wins and Losses Achieved, buy a podcast, Uh,
Speaker 1: the the interroom podcast person, go to the actual podcast. Coach,
Speaker 1: you're the coach, I'm the star, I'm the headliner. You're
Speaker 1: the coach, and that loss goes on your record, even
Speaker 1: if you were not on the bench or even in
Speaker 1: the building. You get the l You are liable. That's
Speaker 1: on you. And that's some real talk right there now.
Speaker 1: I know that you can can obviously compare me to
Speaker 1: the Bill Walsh of the podcasting world, since I do
Speaker 1: bring excellence every single weekend that we're doing this fucking thing.
Speaker 1: But you would agree that in order to be here
Speaker 1: um and handling this thing, I need to be I
Speaker 1: need to be taken care of. I need to have
Speaker 1: my I need to have my pillows cooled off a
Speaker 1: little bit. I need you have the sheets cleaned at times.
Speaker 1: I need to be fed. I need to be compensated.
Speaker 1: I need to have a pat on the back. I'm
Speaker 1: not getting any of that, so I took a I'm victim.
Speaker 1: My name is guest go aka. This is the difference
Speaker 1: between me and I wake up. You are so soft.
Speaker 1: You are misty, Mr softy mixed soft over. There is
Speaker 1: what you are. You don't even realize it. Listen here,
Speaker 1: I am guest guy. I live by the Code of
Speaker 1: the West. You should learn the code of the West.
Speaker 1: Take pride in your work. You have no pride in
Speaker 1: your work. And also one of the bye laws code
Speaker 1: of the West always finish what you start, which means
Speaker 1: if you agree to do a podcast every week, do
Speaker 1: the podcast every week. Nobody put a gun to your head,
Speaker 1: Nobody put a knife to your throat and said you
Speaker 1: have to do it or the record I volunteered. There's
Speaker 1: a difference do what has to be done to what
Speaker 1: has to be done. Doing volunteer work does not constitute
Speaker 1: being obligated or compelled to do work. I do volunteer
Speaker 1: work outside of the Fox Sports Radio I heard, and
Speaker 1: I'm not. This is not a charity podcast. This is not,
Speaker 1: this is not we're not on public broadcasting. We're not
Speaker 1: for anyone that's getting this for free. And they bitch
Speaker 1: and moan about it. It's charity. They don't need to
Speaker 1: have it, they don't deserve. You are providing a public service.
Speaker 1: We are provided use that need it because their souls
Speaker 1: are not filled until we complete it. So with that
Speaker 1: being said, I think you need to bend the knee.
Speaker 1: There's no bed in the knee. No, you sabotage. You're
Speaker 1: the sabotaur. Use what you are? You ruined an entire
Speaker 1: weekend of great podcast. You deliberately damaged the quality of
Speaker 1: this podcast. You you you how dare you? How do
Speaker 1: you sleep at night? Damaged that you? But you undermine
Speaker 1: the work here. I go to bed at ten fifty
Speaker 1: nine every night Pacific standards. It's funny because I know
Speaker 1: somebody that shows up to work about that time. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: But listen, you know that what you adjust because you're
Speaker 1: hearing you adjust your audio levels on your headset, and
Speaker 1: it's not always precise. It's the same thing in here.
Speaker 1: I don't have a measurement to adjust. And there's there's
Speaker 1: a level. I'm allowed talker, there's a level. And you
Speaker 1: turned this thing into the Hindenburg, right, this became a
Speaker 1: hydrogen bomb because of you. All Right, it was podcast
Speaker 1: Arma Geddon okay, uh. I listened to the thing and
Speaker 1: it was frightening. I'm like, I think I'm a professional broadcaster.
Speaker 1: This is a broadcasting catastrophe. What this is. It was
Speaker 1: an unmitigated disaster, and it's on your resume and it's
Speaker 1: going to affect your future employment. Fact I already hear
Speaker 1: rumors Gascon that some people have turned down you're hiring
Speaker 1: you because of this in part. Well, I'm happy to
Speaker 1: report that I don't think that's gonna have a big
Speaker 1: impact on my my employment. Here when you're doing volunteer
Speaker 1: work for for you and oh my god, it's not
Speaker 1: volunteer work. Every Thursday morning we let you into bill mean,
Speaker 1: you get to come to Disneyland for free every Thursday.
Speaker 1: It's like Disneyland around here. Get a text message from
Speaker 1: you every Thursday morning that says, I'm on the marquee,
Speaker 1: you're not get to works. Yes, that is correct, Yes,
Speaker 1: because I am a tyrant and a death spot. And
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I'll come in up such a schoolyard bully
Speaker 1: that I'll work with anybody. I don't care who's in here.
Speaker 1: I'll just put my head down, one foot in front
Speaker 1: of the other, and I'll be Benny blow Hard and
Speaker 1: I'll just keep talking one word after another. I don't care,
Speaker 1: because that's the gig code to the West, code to
Speaker 1: the West. You can't take a shot at me when
Speaker 1: the dude that was working last week has been with
Speaker 1: the company four times longer than I have. Yes, and
Speaker 1: but again, he trusted he's a good employee, big Mike
Speaker 1: on and not him at all. He did a great job.
Speaker 1: It's all on you. It's all on you because he
Speaker 1: trusted his good leadership. You trust your employees to tell
Speaker 1: me you you did not give him the proper direction.
Speaker 1: You didn't give him the code to this safe when
Speaker 1: you know he needed to open the safe. You didn't
Speaker 1: give him the code to the safe. That's bad job
Speaker 1: by you. I think we need to take a pace
Speaker 1: from Ryan Leave's book. Yesterday be accountable for your own
Speaker 1: fucking actions. Yes, exactly, you should be accountable for your
Speaker 1: own fucking action. You've funked up the podcast The Path
Speaker 1: and a podcasting here in our little cathedral, and you
Speaker 1: you ruined, you defecated on the podcast. I was being
Speaker 1: accountable for my paycheck and I went to a higher bidder.
Speaker 1: How about that? Alright? Serial whore Gascony is not only
Speaker 1: a sabotary. He's a whore, is what he is? Right?
Speaker 1: You admitted this right now. You don't even realize what
Speaker 1: you're admitting. I go to the highest bidder every fucking time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, what about me? I have integrity,
Speaker 1: have been yes I do. I've been underpaid for years,
Speaker 1: but I still show up every day. I don't even
Speaker 1: complain about it. You have a hundred and fifty dollar
Speaker 1: Tomahawks steak and your freezer from last year. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: holding onto it for a special day. Yet to have
Speaker 1: more special day was last year we've had. I was
Speaker 1: gonna eat, and then the apocalypse happened and we had
Speaker 1: the pandemic. I couldn't eat. I was depressed. You're stupid,
Speaker 1: I'd pointing out. Listen, I'm trying to teach you guesco.
Speaker 1: All right, you are lacking the proper audio acumen. All right,
Speaker 1: I am trying to help you out. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to be uh you know, a little bit brighter. Right.
Speaker 1: Vision is not quite good enough. You're lacking the gumption.
Speaker 1: You need more gumption. No I am. I am a
Speaker 1: fucking giant maglite. That's what I am. And the fact
Speaker 1: that you have had the gall. You are a storm
Speaker 1: cloud that follows around and dribbles, doesn't rainfully, just kind
Speaker 1: of gets you wet enough to annoy you. That's what
Speaker 1: you are. I don't think the women have ever complained
Speaker 1: about that, but that's a different conversation. And had Wow,
Speaker 1: you really you are the epitome of a douche. You
Speaker 1: had the gall last week not to congratulate and call
Speaker 1: me and say, hey, great job hosting and setting me
Speaker 1: up for my show last week. Terrible. It was the
Speaker 1: worst thing ever. It was horrible. I thought it was
Speaker 1: so good that you actually took a lot of my
Speaker 1: takes and built it into here we go again. You
Speaker 1: got you got that take neurosis. They're remarkable what you did.
Speaker 1: And for me to set you up on a on
Speaker 1: a Thursday night and I didn't get any thank yous.
Speaker 1: I thought that was I think it was embarrassing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I are you in that club now as certain
Speaker 1: group of people working in our business that are convinced
Speaker 1: that their takes are stolen by other people? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you in that group? Because I don't listen to
Speaker 1: other shows, I have no idea I do want to.
Speaker 1: I stay in my lighte as my mentor LaVar Ball
Speaker 1: taught me how years ago. I used to listen to
Speaker 1: a lot of other radio shows, but I really don't.
Speaker 1: And there's different reasons for that. But I don't know people.
Speaker 1: I hear everyone's about people steal stuff that I've done.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't give a flying rats ass because
Speaker 1: I I'm not listening. So you know, you can. You
Speaker 1: can be in mimic and all that all you want,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but I'm doing my own thing. And if
Speaker 1: you want to steal the stuff, uh, it's you know,
Speaker 1: the sequel is not the equals what I always say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't listen to any sports talk radio, but I
Speaker 1: think two guys that I work with, it would be
Speaker 1: hard to steal like you and Jonas would be really
Speaker 1: hard to steal from because you guys go you guys go. Really,
Speaker 1: you guys can go dark and not ever go dark.
Speaker 1: But I'm positive I'm Benny bright Side were talking, I
Speaker 1: go dark. I don't go dark. How do I go dark?
Speaker 1: You get a little bit lights, I see the light.
Speaker 1: I gravitate to the lights. I know I'm a ray
Speaker 1: of sunshine on a cloudy day. Well put it this
Speaker 1: way in gambling terms, you don't go with Joe Public
Speaker 1: all the time? Well, no, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: You don't do that. You wanna you don't want to
Speaker 1: be where you turn on the radio. You know, there's
Speaker 1: a certain percentage of guys in our business from what
Speaker 1: I hear, they're just complete hacks and they just totally
Speaker 1: you know the line, they don't go. You gotta to
Speaker 1: be good at this. You gotta go outside the lines
Speaker 1: a little bit. You gotta all are outside the lines. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so yeah I don't, But no I don't. I mean
Speaker 1: my takes are again. So I'm gonna take that as
Speaker 1: an apology by you for ruining the podcast, and I
Speaker 1: would accept your apology and do not not ever do
Speaker 1: that again, please, And if you, if you you know
Speaker 1: I know you're you're floating on the lazy river over there.
Speaker 1: You're probably miss some more time. But just whoever fills in,
Speaker 1: try to try to give him some good advice and say,
Speaker 1: all right, the levels are a little hot here, make
Speaker 1: sure the levels are good, double triple check. How about that?
Speaker 1: Why don't you have because the tea is piping hot, No,
Speaker 1: the microphone is piping hot. Not the t The microphone
Speaker 1: is piping hot. Why don't you have one of the
Speaker 1: one of the little in cells that you work with
Speaker 1: that fills in with you operate the board from now on?
Speaker 1: Who's the guy that works with you on the board
Speaker 1: that has like his little cat that he's worried about.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. There was one
Speaker 1: of the guys that was like, you know, it's really rumor,
Speaker 1: has it you're you're a big fan of the Pussycat.
Speaker 1: It depends on which kind yes, interesting yeah. Be sure
Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show week
Speaker 1: days at two am Eastern eleven Empacific. Be sure to
Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at
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Speaker 1: and the I Heart Radio app. All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 1: We have d I Y. So we present you handy
Speaker 1: Man Mallard. And this did not have a happy ending,
Speaker 1: this story. So I've been doing some work around the
Speaker 1: Mallard mansion. There the something going on we can't talk about.
Speaker 1: But I was doing some work, doing some improvements, cleaning
Speaker 1: up a little bit, and you could say spring cleaning.
Speaker 1: Say spring cleaning. So I was assigned to clean the
Speaker 1: oven at the Mallard mansion. And I learned, as handy
Speaker 1: man Mallard that it is not that easy. This job
Speaker 1: is not for anyone. It's not for sissy's. So this
Speaker 1: is like a big mass cleaning situation. And I was,
Speaker 1: as I said, tagged with beautifying the oven. And I
Speaker 1: took the job for sures and um. The wife had
Speaker 1: recommended some YouTube video she found it that they said
Speaker 1: this is the way to clean the Okay, I'll do
Speaker 1: that whatever. I don't care. So it involved ove and
Speaker 1: off spray, which is a highly powerful I think you
Speaker 1: might have used it before you used ove and off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a rather powerful spray that will use
Speaker 1: very simple. I followed the instruction you spray it on
Speaker 1: and then you let it sit and then for like
Speaker 1: an hour, and then you you kind of rub off
Speaker 1: the chemical and then you soak it in hot water
Speaker 1: and then wash it again and then you're good. And
Speaker 1: by the time I got done with this, I was
Speaker 1: as high as like Cooper loop on four. I needed
Speaker 1: a stand I guess standing eight count. I was almost
Speaker 1: overwhelmed by the fumes of the oven off. I I
Speaker 1: don't know if I used too much of it or
Speaker 1: I don't know what. There was bad circulation, but I
Speaker 1: was a little wonky for a for a fair amount
Speaker 1: of time. That was I was not expecting that. And
Speaker 1: it was funny because I was kicking myself because I
Speaker 1: have a mask. I wasn't wearing the mask. I guess
Speaker 1: I should have warned. This was one time I should
Speaker 1: have worn the mask around the house. The the COVID mask.
Speaker 1: I should have warned. But I didn't do it, So
Speaker 1: I should have won my story. Should have worn a
Speaker 1: COVID mask and taken a picture on it and put
Speaker 1: it on all your social media sites. Yeah, I'm good
Speaker 1: on that. Your your wife did an amazing job with
Speaker 1: the rest of the house. Well, well, no, I helped
Speaker 1: with a lot of that, they'll say, you don't say, wife.
Speaker 1: I mean I helped. I chipped in, maybe paying for
Speaker 1: some of it, maybe her creativity. I texted you their day.
Speaker 1: I know you. I told I told her that she
Speaker 1: I told you. She laughed, she laughed. Really, I swear
Speaker 1: to god, I thought that place was like something out
Speaker 1: of a magazine. I should you not? I yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's uh well, he cleans up. Well
Speaker 1: is that well, Well, we had had some work. You
Speaker 1: have not been over. No one's been to the house
Speaker 1: in us since December of yes, since December nineteen. In
Speaker 1: that time, we've had a flood. We had to replace
Speaker 1: a floor um because of that, since we were, you know,
Speaker 1: pulling the room apart and we had to take drywall
Speaker 1: down and all that. We fixed up the fireplace, and
Speaker 1: then the kitchen had flooded, so we had in fact,
Speaker 1: your dad remember your dad helped us, uh with with
Speaker 1: that with the insurance, but we had to fix the kitchen.
Speaker 1: So we uh we upgraded the kitchen a little bit
Speaker 1: because we had to do work on it anyway, and
Speaker 1: so uh yeah, so that's uh some of the work
Speaker 1: done at the Mallard mansion over the last year and
Speaker 1: a half. It doesn't it? Did it photographed very well? Yes?
Speaker 1: It did? Um? Anyway, So about d I y man,
Speaker 1: I'm not the handyman. Mallard not that good. We have
Speaker 1: pop quiz want to a few pop quiz questions here?
Speaker 1: We have a little time. Yes, yeah, I I also
Speaker 1: need you. Have you have some things you wanted to Yes? Well,
Speaker 1: I need a favor from you. I'm not good with
Speaker 1: giving because you have your certain words that you love
Speaker 1: to infuse during your Yes, have you let me ask
Speaker 1: you this. Have you ever used the phrase tilting at windmills?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm aware of the phrase. I think I
Speaker 1: might have used it once. Um, but not, It's not
Speaker 1: in my regular lexicon. Why, I'm just that's I mean,
Speaker 1: that's one phrase I'd like to see or hear you
Speaker 1: infuse into a monologue I saw the other day. I
Speaker 1: was like, let's see if Ben could craft a monologue
Speaker 1: and throw this in there. So you want me to
Speaker 1: work that, well, you can work anything into a monologue.
Speaker 1: Tipping windmills? You would like to tilting tilting? I think
Speaker 1: it's tipping. I think I think it's tipping. No, it's tilting.
Speaker 1: Was it tilting? Yeah? I had actually never heard of
Speaker 1: it before, and then I looked it up and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, how do you randomly come across if
Speaker 1: somebody must have said it, you must have heard it something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was a random It was a random
Speaker 1: Twitter fucking argument between people that were triggered on on
Speaker 1: both sides of the aisle um in recent days. So
Speaker 1: do you you know what? You know what it means?
Speaker 1: Right means yeah, yeah, But I just I had licked
Speaker 1: it up and I was like, I haven't had Ben.
Speaker 1: Uh did I see if Ben would throw that into
Speaker 1: uh intended? Well, it's it's the one I use this
Speaker 1: kind of tilting windmills. I think it's like it's you're
Speaker 1: you're attacking an imaginary opponent, right, something like that. So
Speaker 1: it would be like the straw man. You know a
Speaker 1: lot of radio hosts will use the straw man, which
Speaker 1: is they just make up an opponent, you know, it
Speaker 1: makes something up and they attack it. But it's all
Speaker 1: bull crap. Yeah, exactly, we call that the straw man.
Speaker 1: But tilting wind mills is you know, you can tilting
Speaker 1: it wind mills. You can certainly put in and you
Speaker 1: know what I will I will make a mental note gascone. Uh,
Speaker 1: and I will attempt to work that in at some
Speaker 1: point when it fits. It's got a fit. I can't
Speaker 1: force you can't force it, So it's got to be
Speaker 1: a case. I mean, we like I think you could
Speaker 1: have done that. I did a Lebron monologue the other day. Uh,
Speaker 1: and you could have used that with Lebron that Lebron
Speaker 1: is famous for tilting at windmills, creating straw men and attacking.
Speaker 1: Uh and but selectively selectively attacking. Yeah, does that quite
Speaker 1: quite a bit. I wonder what Darryl Morris thinking when
Speaker 1: he sees Lebron cop off a like that. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: the memes from Lebron, he's such a hypocrite. It we're
Speaker 1: outstanding all with the poor, the Muslims in China and
Speaker 1: concentration camps and Lebron who's in bed with the Chinese
Speaker 1: communist government, and he's nothing on that. But the police
Speaker 1: officer your next Oh, it's outstanding. He is so oh
Speaker 1: my god, And and Slaton tried to tell him not
Speaker 1: to do this and he didn't listen. Heck, who was
Speaker 1: the person on Fox And it was a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago that said, shut up and dribble, Laura Ingram,
Speaker 1: Laura Ingram, Yeah, that was. That was with a big hullebluo.
Speaker 1: And Lebron keeps going on, boy, that's gonna haunt him
Speaker 1: though this week you gotta think that just sticks with
Speaker 1: Lebron and it's gonna anytime he says anything. Well, what
Speaker 1: about this. You're the guy that docks the police officer
Speaker 1: who did a great job and saved a woman's life.
Speaker 1: It's just unreal. You can't make the stuff up. Unbelievable. Um.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Um, I had a couple of firsts
Speaker 1: over the last week, week and a half. The congratulations
Speaker 1: you popped your cherry For the first I popped the
Speaker 1: big screen cherry. Um. I can't divulge what it is
Speaker 1: just yet, but I did work on a on a project,
Speaker 1: on something that you are are quite familiar with, and um,
Speaker 1: it was a full day of production with a call time.
Speaker 1: Well you can't say what it is, then, why are
Speaker 1: you even talking about it? Well, because you can talk
Speaker 1: about everything that happened, and you were talking about in
Speaker 1: vague terms. Oh well I can talk about the day.
Speaker 1: Can I like how intense it was or how you know.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to know, then that's fine. I'll
Speaker 1: bury it. When like telling a half a story, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's how it works. It's it's a
Speaker 1: it's elongated tea. No one's listening to this podcast. You
Speaker 1: always tell me, no one listens to this pod. Just
Speaker 1: tell the story. You listened to it last week only
Speaker 1: when the audio shitty. I listened to hear how shitty
Speaker 1: it is when it's good, I never listened. Well, I
Speaker 1: worked on a television show and it will be uh
Speaker 1: it'll air I think in October and November, and uh
Speaker 1: I played as a role as a as a news reporter,
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, I was a morning call time like
Speaker 1: six thirty, six thirty five, and I was kind of
Speaker 1: I thought for a minute, like why didn't I need
Speaker 1: to be here this early for only a couple of scenes. Um,
Speaker 1: they did hair, they didn't make up. You get your
Speaker 1: own trailer costumes and all that stuff, and uh, I
Speaker 1: didn't get on set and all twelve o'clock, so it's
Speaker 1: a five and a half hour difference, and then we
Speaker 1: shot one scene for seven and a half hours. Well
Speaker 1: that's just fucking bullshit done. You don't need to shoot
Speaker 1: a scene for seven hours. That's insane. See, your brother works,
Speaker 1: he works in stages, right, Like he does a lot
Speaker 1: of the staging for Oh My My, my brother in law. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he works in the in that business. Yet, so it
Speaker 1: is I I mean, not to get geeky, but there
Speaker 1: was ben There were these railroad tracks that guys would
Speaker 1: bring in. It looked like half a track and they
Speaker 1: put a cart on top of the track with these
Speaker 1: giant fucking cameras And I'm not talking about cameras that
Speaker 1: are just big in size. I mean these are two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollar cameras and you don't even know what
Speaker 1: what the cost is for the lens, but these things
Speaker 1: were huge. And so yeah, they shot every which angle
Speaker 1: for every you know, for every individual, and they had
Speaker 1: people that were shapherding each each actor for their for
Speaker 1: their medical kit. So I'd have someone that was shadowing
Speaker 1: me with a kit for a mask, for a visor,
Speaker 1: for water, for like makeup, like all that ship. It was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty fucking intense. It was. It was a
Speaker 1: crazy Uh, it was a crazy day, but it was
Speaker 1: the first for me, so I kind of excited to
Speaker 1: knock it out and I'll see what it looks like
Speaker 1: on camera one day. Look at you, look at you. Hey.
Speaker 1: By the way, I was I filmed the documentary back
Speaker 1: in it was it was back in December or something
Speaker 1: like that, and it still hasn't come out. It was
Speaker 1: supposed to come out in February. I think it's coming
Speaker 1: out soon. Though. What's this supposed to be on? What platform? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed. Like you, I can't say. Since we're
Speaker 1: giving stories, we can't tell it. It's gonna be on
Speaker 1: television and I think the internet. Also. I was curious, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it was gonna be like YouTube or Hulu or
Speaker 1: like Netflix as a cable it's a cable outfit. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I wondered what happened. I just I just saw a trailer. Actually,
Speaker 1: they just put a trailer up six days ago, so
Speaker 1: I think it got it's a series, and you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's a vignette show. So it's like I'll be
Speaker 1: in there with a bunch of other people that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. Oh that's cool, all right. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: did a sports list on on Fox Sports and net
Speaker 1: back when that was a thing with Summer Sanders back
Speaker 1: in the day. And so yeah, I'm just looking forward
Speaker 1: to it. There's a good cast on that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So mine's a series. So I'm similar to what you
Speaker 1: you are well, but you're I don't know how much
Speaker 1: you're in it, but I'm only in it. I'm sure
Speaker 1: they'll put like you know, me and there maybe three
Speaker 1: or four times total, probably the whole damn thing. But
Speaker 1: you know it's it's cool things by and those things
Speaker 1: are evergreen. Yes, so that type of show, it does it.
Speaker 1: It's not dated. You can watch it whenever. Yeah, much
Speaker 1: like this podcast. Yes, that's true unless it's not. Um
Speaker 1: And speaking of that, so I had that happened in
Speaker 1: the Hollywood realm, and then yeah, I was able and
Speaker 1: allowed to uh to jump on the right Shocking with
Speaker 1: Jason Smith last week and UH and co host with
Speaker 1: him on Fox Book. You talk about the Knicks, the Mets,
Speaker 1: and the Jets. So we talked Jets, we talked Panthers,
Speaker 1: we talked Tiger Woods, which is great because that was
Speaker 1: the night that they rolled out the bullshit crash report
Speaker 1: and talking about the officers found a bag with with oh,
Speaker 1: now there was pills outside the car, a bottle of pills,
Speaker 1: but they weren't in the car, but they had no
Speaker 1: probable cause, which is great. So yeah, we got into that.
Speaker 1: We also that was the same day that the Mets
Speaker 1: walked off was it Conford? Oh when he walked into that,
Speaker 1: Oh I got hit by I leaned into the pitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was good. I did a monologue on that
Speaker 1: that was crazy. Yeah. So yeah, I was able to
Speaker 1: run run rough shot with Jason Smith that that night.
Speaker 1: So I was the first and uh, I was great
Speaker 1: working with him. Well, we had Jason on the podcast
Speaker 1: and I uh did shows in the early days of
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. Jason and I did shows with him
Speaker 1: on the weekends. You said day and Sunday to get
Speaker 1: you guys would host run to the liquor store, right
Speaker 1: and then run back. Yeah, we would run down and
Speaker 1: we were both eating terrible diets and we'd get giant sodas,
Speaker 1: gummy sharks, Cheetos, chips. I mean, we're living the life. Man.
Speaker 1: We were doing radio on a Saturday night, eating as
Speaker 1: unhealthy as you could possibly eat. And yeah, and we
Speaker 1: love that little liquor store down the street. We'd go
Speaker 1: to the gas station. We'd go there and we stopped
Speaker 1: going because the guy was very nice. Man. He there
Speaker 1: was a robbery got killed, and uh, that freaked us out,
Speaker 1: at least me. I don't know. I think Jason might
Speaker 1: still go there, but it freaked me out, so I
Speaker 1: stopped going Wow. Yeah, yeah, So that was the first
Speaker 1: and I was gonna do it with him. Obviously, he's
Speaker 1: a he's gotta work with and shoot the ship with us.
Speaker 1: So all right, well let's get to pop quiz right
Speaker 1: now here we go, pop Quiz. How come you don't
Speaker 1: say I'm an easy gotta work with when you fill
Speaker 1: in on our show, on my show, you don't. You
Speaker 1: don't on the overnight show, I don't. I'm not you're
Speaker 1: rude to the callers, You're you're combative, I'm not all
Speaker 1: I'm not co hosting. This is a little bit different,
Speaker 1: you know, from for that show title for that show.
Speaker 1: You don't want any input. You don't want to listen
Speaker 1: to any kind of production advice. You don't want any
Speaker 1: sound to be implemented. You want your own games. Yes, yes, clearly,
Speaker 1: you want calls. Calls call I know, I like to
Speaker 1: talk to the unwashed, the HOI polo, those are my people.
Speaker 1: By the way, I wonder how I'm a pilot is
Speaker 1: doing now that Joe Biden is going to tax the
Speaker 1: funking the people in the stock market tanked the last
Speaker 1: two days. Yeah, I saw that. Well, you know, that's
Speaker 1: what the people wanted. They wanted, President Biden. You get
Speaker 1: what you asked for. So I hope you enjoy that
Speaker 1: as your four oh one case go down, down down,
Speaker 1: sleepy Joe, Let's let's pop this quiz. Alright. A new
Speaker 1: survey asked Americans to name their least favorite pizza topping. Now,
Speaker 1: anchovies often number for one, but what was number two?
Speaker 1: I'd say it's either sardines or olives. No egg plant. Oh,
Speaker 1: who the fund does that? I don't even know. I've
Speaker 1: never heard any of any egg plant that's like a
Speaker 1: California pizza kitchen type thing. I think eggplant. That's not
Speaker 1: my thing. That's bullshit. Alright. One in five people between
Speaker 1: the ages of eighteen and thirty four are unable to
Speaker 1: do this something everyone was able to do years ago.
Speaker 1: People cannot do I was gonna say drive stick shift,
Speaker 1: but no, Uh. The answer is read a clock. Wait,
Speaker 1: read the clock. Yeah, everyone's got digital you know your
Speaker 1: your phone. They can read the phone time. But if
Speaker 1: you look at an actual clock. With the hands of
Speaker 1: the clock, they wouldn't be able to tell you what time.
Speaker 1: I do need to sharpen up my room. Roman numerals
Speaker 1: admit that, No, I'm terrible with that. I do not know.
Speaker 1: I know the the X of the V. But they
Speaker 1: throw those extra eyes in there at the end. You know,
Speaker 1: there's certain certain Uh it's not good in the NFL.
Speaker 1: Can they stop with this this whole room Roman numeral thing?
Speaker 1: Because I got a Google all right, what was x
Speaker 1: x x x x x zero zero. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: is it? You're good with the with some of the
Speaker 1: the knowledge that may or may not be worthwhile, So
Speaker 1: it's fine not Roman numerals. Thirty percent of us say,
Speaker 1: this is the first thing we noticed when we enter
Speaker 1: someone else's home. What is it walking into a house
Speaker 1: you've not been in and you notice this right away?
Speaker 1: The smell that is correct, the odor? Yeah, does it
Speaker 1: smell good? You know, if you sell a house, you
Speaker 1: gotta have it smelling good. I read that you need
Speaker 1: to put uh that citrus. The smell of oranges and
Speaker 1: citrus encourages people to spend money. About that interesting? Yeah,
Speaker 1: fun fact, all right, women are more likely than men
Speaker 1: to say they are more productive at work if they
Speaker 1: do this at work. Dude, do due, dude, dude? Do do?
Speaker 1: Do? Do Do? Do? Now? Dress nicely? Well? Boy? So in
Speaker 1: this respect, you're like a woman. You're very very feminine,
Speaker 1: guest Gun. You often like to brag about how you dress.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I haven't good at tire? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with the three piece suit? Great hair, do solid beard?
Speaker 1: I don't wear a suit. It's a Fox Sports radio?
Speaker 1: Why not I wear jeans? In the teacher, I've seen
Speaker 1: you wear a suit when you've been there this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm going to another show or a game or
Speaker 1: almost sixtent of us say that we did this in school,
Speaker 1: but haven't done it since. What is it? Read? Now,
Speaker 1: write a poem? I haven't written a poem a long time.
Speaker 1: That's why the ladies aren't knocking on your door, guest Gun,
Speaker 1: right there. The ladies like the poet. If I don't
Speaker 1: need what's that? So? If I don't need to write
Speaker 1: a poem, then I won't. I mean, what if they
Speaker 1: are demanding a pole? Yeah, you're not going to give
Speaker 1: him the poll? Give him something else. I don't know
Speaker 1: that they want that, all right? The average one of
Speaker 1: these weighs over a million pounds. What is a million pounds? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I get a hint? It has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with Lizzo. It's something in the sky, a star cloud.
Speaker 1: A cloud weighs over a million pounds. Yea, How the
Speaker 1: fun do they know? That is because of all the
Speaker 1: water the moisture in the cloud. They say, how did
Speaker 1: you How would you actually be able to weigh a cloud?
Speaker 1: You can't like weigh a cloud because it's a cloud.
Speaker 1: So how would you know? I found it on the
Speaker 1: internet all right? Eleven million of these are protected in
Speaker 1: an under round vault protected by armed guards in western Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Gold bricks, gold bullion, no, believe it or not. Photographs
Speaker 1: Getty Images, which is the number one by far. Getty
Speaker 1: Images is so freaking good. And when I worked at
Speaker 1: Fox Sports dot com, No, I was actually yeahoo, Yahoo,
Speaker 1: I had access. I had a password to the Getty
Speaker 1: Images website and it was great. So the photos are amazing.
Speaker 1: Their photographers are so talented at Getty Images. But I
Speaker 1: guess they've got They've got a place, a compound out
Speaker 1: in western Pennsylvania, and that's where they store the photos.
Speaker 1: Eleven million, that's pretty awesome protected like Fort Knox of photographs.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, all right. The average woman says about
Speaker 1: of the time this happens, she's disappointed. But normally it's
Speaker 1: something people would you would think be happy about. Be
Speaker 1: anything women, right, Yeah, um, how about having a how
Speaker 1: about getting pregnant? Uh no, The the answer is wait
Speaker 1: for it, wait for it, wait for it. Receiving a
Speaker 1: gift because they have higher expectations. Yeah, they gifts. Doesn't
Speaker 1: look right that the purse isn't right or the earrings
Speaker 1: aren't right, you know whatever. According to a survey, this
Speaker 1: is the one place and the number one place that
Speaker 1: girls experienced their first kiss. Where is school? No, actually
Speaker 1: the their own backyard. That getting getting a little hanky
Speaker 1: panky in the backyard. Huh like that? Yeah you your
Speaker 1: backyard kisser. Guess guys that how you operating? Backyard? Front yard, attic, basement, classroom, classroom,
Speaker 1: principal's office. Saucy all right. Almost one third of married
Speaker 1: women regret this. What is it getting married? It's taking
Speaker 1: their husband's last name. That lamb. Now, I don't know
Speaker 1: that you're ever gonna get married gascon but assuming you know,
Speaker 1: you catch lightning in a bottle, and that does happen
Speaker 1: at some point if the future wife says, I don't
Speaker 1: want the Gascon name because I'm offended by the district
Speaker 1: attorney in Los Angeles, Um, would you would that be problematic?
Speaker 1: It would? I think I would not be comfortable with
Speaker 1: the engagement ring that I gave her all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: I might need it back for some other reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now that what are the rules on that? Did j
Speaker 1: lo ever give back the engagement ring to a rod
Speaker 1: that was worth millions of dollars? I don't know that
Speaker 1: that ever. It's a good question. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: had heard she hadn't, but that was what the tabloid said.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there was a follow up, a
Speaker 1: follow up to that. If he's not taking my last name,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking her to be my bride. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: it does seem like the traditions of the whole wedding
Speaker 1: thing is based a lot on tradition, and that's a
Speaker 1: part of the tradition. So if you're gonna go all
Speaker 1: in for the tradition, don't you have to go all
Speaker 1: all in and the you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they go in with you know with her family,
Speaker 1: she takes my family. Um, yeah, you can cut us
Speaker 1: all of it. Yeah, I mean there's the business part
Speaker 1: of it, the business agreement for taxes. Yeah. I have
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who who was an orphan and
Speaker 1: when he got married, he actually took his wife's last name.
Speaker 1: Is I guess is his wife like the family was
Speaker 1: just looking awesome. They took him in, treated him like
Speaker 1: like a king. But yeah, he was orphaned and um
Speaker 1: yeah he did do that. That was kind of cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's rare. Yeah, of husband say that when it
Speaker 1: comes to this, their wives do a much better job.
Speaker 1: What is it taking care of the kids? Uh no,
Speaker 1: taking care of the bills. Uh no, it's it involves
Speaker 1: buying something mm hmm buying groceries. Now a car, Oh
Speaker 1: maybe a new car because they can flirt with a
Speaker 1: car dealer. So a little cleavage there, a little side,
Speaker 1: I wink, a little leg. Yeah. Uh now, I believe
Speaker 1: I am the master car negotiator. And I said this
Speaker 1: the other night of the radio, but maybe you missed it.
Speaker 1: Now I have figured out the cheap code. My grandfather
Speaker 1: actually taught me. He was a great negotiator. Haggler. Uh,
Speaker 1: and and so what you do is now, first of all,
Speaker 1: you should never buy a new car. But if you
Speaker 1: buy a new car, I'm never buying a new car again.
Speaker 1: It's always pre owned cars, used cars, whatever, because it's
Speaker 1: a big scam. As soon as you drive a new
Speaker 1: car off the lot, it depreciates immediately by thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: So why would you buy something you know the moment
Speaker 1: you touch it it goes down in value. Makes no sense.
Speaker 1: But if you buy a use a pre owned car,
Speaker 1: you know they these pre owned cars with low mileage.
Speaker 1: That's the way to go. Save a little bit of money.
Speaker 1: And uh, you don't have to worry about the depreciation
Speaker 1: quite as much. It's not gonna ding you as much.
Speaker 1: But here's what you do. You got to save up
Speaker 1: and and put a little nest egg together, get enough
Speaker 1: to cover either all of the car or most of
Speaker 1: the car. Right you go into the dealership. Take notes
Speaker 1: on this guest guy. You go into the dealership and
Speaker 1: you negotiate. You find the car you want, you negotiate
Speaker 1: with the dealer. Now the dealer is gonna give you
Speaker 1: a deal based on the fact that you're going to
Speaker 1: finance the car. They want you to finance the car.
Speaker 1: You play along, right, you play dumb, you play yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll finance the car. What can we get the price down?
Speaker 1: They will lower the price if you approach this the
Speaker 1: right way. Why will they lower the price, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you because they make their money on the financing they
Speaker 1: want you to finance. You're gonna end up paying so
Speaker 1: much more for that car because of the financing of
Speaker 1: it that they can lower the actual price of the
Speaker 1: car that you think you're paying for it because they're
Speaker 1: gonna get their money on the financing part of it,
Speaker 1: so they don't really care that much. They'll give you
Speaker 1: a sweetheart deal. And then at the very last minute,
Speaker 1: when they lock in on the price, you say, listen,
Speaker 1: I want to think about it. Can you lock in
Speaker 1: on that price you said? They give you the thing,
Speaker 1: They write down, this is the price. I guarantee that's
Speaker 1: the price. You then sleep on it for a night
Speaker 1: and come back and say I got a deal. You
Speaker 1: show up and say, all right, I've got the cash.
Speaker 1: That's the price. Here's the cash. Boom, it's good, thank you.
Speaker 1: I should do it. Your car is a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: You should do I'm gonna to the Forerunner. It's a
Speaker 1: great car. Dent it up. You don't drive, you don't
Speaker 1: park very well and get issues. How do you know
Speaker 1: you'ven seen the studio and I've seen you park man,
Speaker 1: I've seen you park by the way. I've been in
Speaker 1: the studio. I've had to pick up my mail. Well,
Speaker 1: some of the mail I need to pick up more
Speaker 1: mail I got mail has been consumed. I heard that
Speaker 1: the authorities have been contact the good news. Just be
Speaker 1: the first time guestcon. Let's guestcon out of trouble, right,
Speaker 1: that's gescon for guestcone or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, a couple more here, we'll do the ending
Speaker 1: of the podcast, always saying the average person does this
Speaker 1: in seven minutes. What is it? Oh, from start to finish, showers, Uh,
Speaker 1: falls asleep. It takes me longer to fall asleep. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not a seven minute falls. I read that if
Speaker 1: you get five hours or less asleep and it takes
Speaker 1: you thirty minutes or more to get to sleep, you
Speaker 1: are more susceptible to dementia or Alzheimer's. Good, I have
Speaker 1: something to look forward. That's good. Thank you for that. Alright.
Speaker 1: Uh see, forty of people say they are embarrassed by
Speaker 1: this and blame their parents for their name. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: give you that. It's the middle name though. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: your middle name? Uh, Seth? It's my middle name, Seth Rogan.
Speaker 1: Where'd you get Seth from? Um? It was? I think
Speaker 1: it was a relative. I believe that's where my parents
Speaker 1: named me after Uncle Ben was he had passed away
Speaker 1: before I was around. And then there was somebody else
Speaker 1: name said what about you your what's your middle name? J?
Speaker 1: J Y J or not just the Homer J. Simpson,
Speaker 1: like J, just J the letter J. And so my
Speaker 1: my dad's middle name is is here after my grandfather.
Speaker 1: My mom did not want me to be Javier. She
Speaker 1: wanted me to have a little shorter so'll keep it
Speaker 1: at David and David J. So us right, well you
Speaker 1: know the J. Yeah, like called Homer J. Simpson. I
Speaker 1: got a good middle name, sorry, good solid, I mean jas.
Speaker 1: My My name is perfect because my my first two
Speaker 1: initials are BS and I work in sports radio. So
Speaker 1: how perfect is that? Boy? Yeah? My first and last
Speaker 1: initials B M. So that's even better. That's even better.
Speaker 1: At Bowel movement on body mass for them all our
Speaker 1: last one. A new survey. A new survey asked people
Speaker 1: what they would miss the most if they traveled back
Speaker 1: in time. This came in at number one gas prices. Um,
Speaker 1: what they would miss? This? Come on, this is obvious.
Speaker 1: Come on, don't don't screw this up, guest guy, Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, wait what they would miss? So like, if
Speaker 1: if we went back in time, I would back to
Speaker 1: the Roman days, and or you were there when they
Speaker 1: were building the pyramids and you can answer the mystery
Speaker 1: how they built the pyramids? This is what you admit. Um, Wow,
Speaker 1: come on, yes, he's obvious. It's something you do every day.
Speaker 1: Cell phone, no social media, no toilet huh, a flushing,
Speaker 1: modern toilet with plumbing and all these What if you
Speaker 1: want to miss that? If you want to miss that,
Speaker 1: just go to Europe, I would say. The toilet paper
Speaker 1: is also part of that dynamic, not just a flushed toilet,
Speaker 1: but the toilet paper. Are you saying the bathrooms in
Speaker 1: Europe are not up to standard? There? I guess it is.
Speaker 1: It is probably yeah, I mean you're you're talking about that.
Speaker 1: You know, the laboratory is in a in a airplane
Speaker 1: are small and condensed. That's what what bathrooms and toilets
Speaker 1: are like in Europe. Are you saying it's a ship house?
Speaker 1: It is. And you're not using toilet paper, You using
Speaker 1: like paper towels. It's not good. All right. We gotta
Speaker 1: get out of here. We gotta get out of guess Scott,
Speaker 1: and you're taking all my time? Hot theare you? We
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