Speaker 1: Hook The Boys podcast reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you baby free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three seventeen and beyond.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's a lot before Thanksgiving. Happy belated Thanksgiving if you're
Speaker 3: listening the week after Thanksgiving, and then if you're not,
Speaker 3: it's like, you know, right, all that fun stuff.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we are recording this here on a Monday
Speaker 1: night on December second, and so wow, we have a
Speaker 1: lot of talkbacks to go through. I'm just looking down
Speaker 1: the list here, probably three times as many as normal.
Speaker 1: So you guys had a.
Speaker 3: Lot to say. I got homework assignments done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either we were really that interesting or you were
Speaker 1: just bored, or they're leaven talkbacks.
Speaker 3: You guys went off for Thanksgiving. I'm sorry, all right.
Speaker 1: You could always feedback to us on the talk with
Speaker 1: the talk back through the iHeart radio app, all the
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Speaker 3: It was just like you got soup over there. You
Speaker 3: got soup, and I don't see any soup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just sucking in the wh oh I thought
Speaker 1: you were trying.
Speaker 3: To s my own d by the way. I gave
Speaker 3: up on the camera. But everything is like, uh, beigeous yellow?
Speaker 3: Why are you in the dark, dude.
Speaker 1: Just as I came paper, I walked into my living
Speaker 1: room to turn on the lights, to jump into my
Speaker 1: little Uh on the lights, yeah, right to my studio
Speaker 1: here this portion of my living room, and I went
Speaker 1: to go turn on the light and it went her
Speaker 1: up like, oh my god, light bulb blue. I blew
Speaker 1: a light bulb out. I don't know the last time
Speaker 1: I blew a light bulb. The light bulb remembers.
Speaker 3: Insert joke, hereday, thank.
Speaker 1: You very much.
Speaker 3: It must have been the light bulb's birthday.
Speaker 1: Right on que.
Speaker 3: But yeah, So I don't even know if I even
Speaker 3: have another light bulb.
Speaker 1: I don't carry.
Speaker 3: I have other types of lights in this house.
Speaker 1: That one is one of the old that's one of
Speaker 1: the only old school filament based incandescent light bulbs that
Speaker 1: I own. Everything else is on the Phillips Q with
Speaker 1: the LED two hundred and fifty six colors. So that
Speaker 1: my whole house is that except for that light behind me.
Speaker 1: So now I'm in the dark. My friend looks terrible,
Speaker 1: I know, but.
Speaker 3: You know you look batter though, well, thank you, well.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to listen to mark the slices. Don't have
Speaker 1: to see me or how bad it looks. But you know,
Speaker 1: this is an audio podcast until you finally give into
Speaker 1: my whims and make this video which I've been begging
Speaker 1: for for years.
Speaker 3: Now, you know what I am gonna do though, I
Speaker 3: just took a picture of you. Took a picture of the screen.
Speaker 3: What the hell? Yeah, so I'm gonna show how how
Speaker 3: yellow everything looks in your house. Show it to the picture.
Speaker 3: Hold on cent you and we've got a lot to
Speaker 3: get to here.
Speaker 1: Can we move?
Speaker 3: M h oh yeah, wait, whatever you want.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go.
Speaker 3: You're the one. Want to see the picture?
Speaker 1: Look at it after Okay, guys, it's deays.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you know this already or if
Speaker 4: you can't tell, but I'm a Paison. I'm a proud Paison.
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is that I would have loved to
Speaker 4: go to the paison a palooza. And uh, you know,
Speaker 4: I know, I know, Brody, you're in the tribe, but
Speaker 4: that doesn't mean you don't like our time.
Speaker 5: Food.
Speaker 3: You know, that's our love language is what we do.
Speaker 4: We like food and uh, you know, talking loud and
Speaker 4: uh maybe some cuss words every once in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean that's what we do. I guess what is
Speaker 4: what it is? Right, So I would have loved to
Speaker 4: go to Paisana, Palusa.
Speaker 3: I would like to remind people that being Jewish as
Speaker 3: a religion, you can still be Italian.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: There are Jews born in Italy. They're Italian, right, we
Speaker 3: call them pizza bagels, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, yeah, Italian is an ethnicity and Jewish is
Speaker 1: a religion.
Speaker 3: You could be an Italian Jew. No. No, Italian is
Speaker 3: a nationality and.
Speaker 1: Nationality right right, okay, nationality right, so you can be
Speaker 1: an Italian Jew?
Speaker 3: Right, all right?
Speaker 4: Jewish Italian guys, it stays again, there isn't O'Reilly's in Connecticut,
Speaker 4: so you guys need to just cross the border. Come
Speaker 4: check out in Oh oh oh O'Reilly's, and uh, you know,
Speaker 4: maybe hit Worcester Street, you know, go grab a pie,
Speaker 4: get yourself a pizza to go to Modern go to Sally's,
Speaker 4: Peppi's bar, wherever you want to go. And then when
Speaker 4: you're done, always circle back to Libby's and grab yourself
Speaker 4: some Italian ice maybe cappuccino, espresso, whatever you want, lemonicello, whatever, whatever,
Speaker 4: it is, just do it up, do it right, do
Speaker 4: it right down here in Gunwaven.
Speaker 1: New Haven.
Speaker 3: Next time I'm up there, I'm gonna go on the
Speaker 3: lust on the gun Waven. I don't I don't want
Speaker 3: to be threatened. Gun Waven, New Haven?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 3: I'm going to cross two borders to get to Connecticut,
Speaker 3: across the New York border and then the Connecticut border.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, what do you do?
Speaker 8: What I meant, scary. This is Katrina from Portsworth, New Hampshire.
Speaker 8: I am listening to Slice time for episode three fifteen,
Speaker 8: and I'm just as bewildered as you are Brody about
Speaker 8: the clumpy thing. But I agree with scary. The first
Speaker 8: thing that came to mind was clumsy. And like you said,
Speaker 8: the guy is not very bright, so maybe he's just
Speaker 8: illiterate and doesn't realize that he is completely butchering the work.
Speaker 3: No, he meant clumpy. Sonny from Florida, first time talkbacker.
Speaker 6: I had to leave a message because, holy crap, the
Speaker 6: cowboy trucker finally gave his a clue to his identity.
Speaker 9: I love Willie Barsena comedic greatness.
Speaker 10: Hey Brooker Boys, Jessica.
Speaker 3: Who is Willy Barsena and how is that a clue
Speaker 3: to his identity? Now now we're we're more confused.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: You have to call, you have to leave it, talk
Speaker 3: back again for next episode. Tell us what that's.
Speaker 1: Crazy, because as that was coming in, this one came
Speaker 1: in literally at at the same minute.
Speaker 3: That's why I thought it was the same person.
Speaker 10: Oh oh hey, Brooklyn Boys. Jessica from Chattanooga, Tennessee, commenting
Speaker 10: on episode three sixteen, I think the tip and culture
Speaker 10: is out of hand, especially with big companies. I'm hesitant
Speaker 10: to tips since I'm not sure employees actually get all
Speaker 10: of the money any size. Says no. If companies have
Speaker 10: been caught and is handling tips.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, I mean there are companies.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Over the past couple of years, there were a couple
Speaker 3: of companies that were nailed for uh par taking a
Speaker 3: percentage of the tips. But it's not a large percentage.
Speaker 3: That people are dishonest. Most people get the money.
Speaker 11: Scary and Brody Berdie and scary Scarodi Honey from CT
Speaker 11: Hearing that MJ from NJ is going through some tough
Speaker 11: times is depressing, but she mentioned that last week I
Speaker 11: felt like somebody took my heart and dropped it into
Speaker 11: a bucket of boiling tears. And at the same time,
Speaker 11: somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with
Speaker 11: a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in
Speaker 11: and he starts punching me in the grief bone, and
Speaker 11: I am crying and nobody can hear me because I
Speaker 11: am terribly, terribly, terribly alone hanging in there.
Speaker 9: MJ.
Speaker 11: Fermandel, Tough times don't last, but tough people do. The
Speaker 11: bee boys in the slices have your back. You are
Speaker 11: an eloguent, enchanting and daring specimen and definitely an individual
Speaker 11: that should be protected at all costs. Shoulders back and
Speaker 11: continue to walk through life like you own the damn thing.
Speaker 11: Never stop, never.
Speaker 1: Change words of wisdom.
Speaker 3: Thank you all right? Banmi from ct.
Speaker 12: Aarn cal sofload you here about the end of episode
Speaker 12: thirty sixteen about.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all over South Florida. I love O'Reilly's.
Speaker 13: I think they have I think they're probably the best
Speaker 13: for finding parts you need, because I've definitely, I definitely
Speaker 13: think they have really ship oh aftermarket ones that are
Speaker 13: not as.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the end of that one. Another commercial for
Speaker 3: O'Reilly's autopods. They should advertise on.
Speaker 1: Our podc They really should, especially since the average jingle
Speaker 1: and they advertise everywhere.
Speaker 14: Everywhere about this on slight time.
Speaker 9: We responded to my.
Speaker 14: How how can they regulate your garages if there's no
Speaker 14: hy because if you're not thinking, if there's no association,
Speaker 14: there's no board and there's nothing making rules. How is
Speaker 14: there a rule that you have to store your car
Speaker 14: in the garage?
Speaker 3: Just honestly curious, Okay, because the owners regulate that. The
Speaker 3: company that owns the community regulates that. And since I
Speaker 3: pay them rent, they get to tell me what they want.
Speaker 3: It's their property. That's why wow, I wrote it.
Speaker 7: Seribt C Team Youth Flash.
Speaker 15: Almost all war and definitely Europe has stay like spending time.
Speaker 1: Yep, they did.
Speaker 15: Actually, it's all we even the clocks a week or
Speaker 15: two weeks before us, so it doesn't make a difference.
Speaker 7: It's the six hours or sometimes.
Speaker 15: Five more steps spending fall or.
Speaker 7: Spring, you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most most countries do daylight savings, but they all
Speaker 1: do them different weekends.
Speaker 3: Right. The whole the whole point of my comment was
Speaker 3: that the football game would still be played at the
Speaker 3: same time. Right, England doesn't change their clocks at the
Speaker 3: same day we do.
Speaker 16: Right was really thinking from Cleveland by way of New Jersey.
Speaker 16: And that is important here because I still hate pumping
Speaker 16: my own gas, even though I haven't lived in New
Speaker 16: Jersey since I was twenty one. And yes, anytime I'm
Speaker 16: somewhere with my husband, he definitely is the one who
Speaker 16: pumps the gas, and I try to avoid it at
Speaker 16: all costs.
Speaker 5: Slice for life.
Speaker 1: I don't blame you.
Speaker 3: I don't blame I don't blame By the way, telling
Speaker 3: us that you haven't pumped gus since you were twenty
Speaker 3: one doesn't tell us how long that's been. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say you said I haven't. I haven't pumped my guests
Speaker 3: in eleven years, all right, So well we know it's
Speaker 3: a few years, but still doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: How old do you think? I see I she's thirty.
Speaker 1: I feel she I feel like she's all scary.
Speaker 3: He's met him, big mistake. No, I feel what a woman?
Speaker 3: You say? Twenty nine?
Speaker 1: Okay? Either way, Okay, So I just I just think
Speaker 1: that with this the gas pumping thing, once you get
Speaker 1: used to it, and you just and you move somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I feel for you, I really do.
Speaker 3: You gotta when I take a road trip, don't get
Speaker 3: out and pump my guy. It's the worst one. It's cold.
Speaker 3: You know what I felt bad today? I went to Bjay's.
Speaker 3: I say, oh, I said, I said, I went to BJ's.
Speaker 3: BJ's gas right now is two seventy seven, right, so
Speaker 3: the best anywhere else is to ninety nine. So I
Speaker 3: filled up while I was there. But I felt bad
Speaker 3: because it was like twenty something degrees at the time.
Speaker 3: And you know, after I give him the card, he
Speaker 3: gives me back to card. I rolled the window up, like, no,
Speaker 3: you're out there. I'm in here. But then you said
Speaker 3: I felt bad. He was like, going, here's your card.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh good, I got the heater on because
Speaker 3: I turned my engine off. When I'm getting gas to
Speaker 3: seventy seven. You got a half a tank of water. No, dude,
Speaker 3: I can't believe the gas is that cheap. You have
Speaker 3: to be a member of BJ so there's a discount.
Speaker 3: Costco gas also is the same thing. Costco gas. You
Speaker 3: have to be a member of Costco and as a member,
Speaker 3: one of your benefits is cheap gas, perfect, less expensive gas,
Speaker 3: perfect for my car. That you guys a crucified.
Speaker 1: You would all crucify me because remember I told you
Speaker 1: I was putting eighty seven in my BMW, and half
Speaker 1: the slices like ripped me a new one, saying that
Speaker 1: it's all about the performance and I needed at least
Speaker 1: eighty nine, if not ninety three.
Speaker 3: But okay, no, my problem is to let your car run.
Speaker 3: In fact, scared, I called Scared yesterday and he's like,
Speaker 3: hold on, body, I'm getting guests. I said, turn your
Speaker 3: engine off.
Speaker 17: So he's like, all right, thank you from Cleveland here.
Speaker 5: You know what jingle used to always.
Speaker 16: Bother me when I was a kid.
Speaker 5: One eight hundred mat e t r e S one.
Speaker 7: Eight hundred mattress.
Speaker 16: You didn't even spell mattress correctly. I know you can
Speaker 16: only have seven numbers, but you've literally left off the
Speaker 16: last S and mattress.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on. First of all, we have a new
Speaker 3: top caller here, right, because she's great. But here's the thing.
Speaker 3: They used to say, it's eight hundred mattress leave off
Speaker 3: the last s for savings. That was this slogan.
Speaker 1: That was this slogan.
Speaker 3: But what I always used to say, and I was
Speaker 3: a kid back then when I used to see the commercials,
Speaker 3: I go, wait a minute. If they leave off the
Speaker 3: last desk for savings, they're leaving off the savings. How
Speaker 3: do you have an extras for savings and leave off
Speaker 3: the last desk that's for savings that you're not getting
Speaker 3: because they left it off. That's a terrible campaign, although
Speaker 3: I remember it, terrible campaign.
Speaker 5: Je uh.
Speaker 12: On the slight time, I got to talk about the blackout
Speaker 12: plates in Ohio. So actually, in Florida, we have really
Speaker 12: cool Miami heat plates.
Speaker 5: Look those up.
Speaker 12: They use the vice colors from the heat and a
Speaker 12: lot of people put them on their sports cars, even
Speaker 12: if they're not.
Speaker 5: Heat fans, just because they look so sick.
Speaker 7: Nice.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll google those brook Boys. Who was that bro?
Speaker 1: Just talk all over them? You told me to google it,
Speaker 1: Google google it. But you could do that silently. You
Speaker 1: don't have to yell.
Speaker 3: I found it.
Speaker 18: I found it, Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Is Maria from Union City.
Speaker 18: So this homework is a weekly, but the jingle is
Speaker 18: from your local township. This is one for me. Vamayo
Speaker 18: and Riki's frontier it was a steakhouse on Kennedy Bills,
Speaker 18: right on thirteenth Street in Union City.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, that's.
Speaker 18: It all right, Love you guys.
Speaker 19: Bye.
Speaker 3: That's hysterical. As someone who doesn't speak Spanish that well,
Speaker 3: I heard kabayo. So either they were saying ride your
Speaker 3: horse down to the steakhouse or come get a horse steak.
Speaker 3: God was horse. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 7: I love.
Speaker 20: Hi, bie boys, it's Rifka. I'm a homestead today and yesterday,
Speaker 20: and I've been listening to old episodes.
Speaker 5: Brodie.
Speaker 20: I was listening to episode one of nine, the one
Speaker 20: where your daughter's scarf was stuck by the ride, and
Speaker 20: I was just dying laughing because everyone's like, we're going
Speaker 20: to try to find it, and You're like, it's not
Speaker 20: fucking lost. Oh my gosh, it's such a great up episode.
Speaker 5: I love listening to old episodes.
Speaker 20: I wish I was sick all the fucking time so
Speaker 20: I can.
Speaker 5: Just stay home and listen to anyway.
Speaker 20: The whole reason why I was making this talkback was
Speaker 20: to tell you how much I appreciate you guys, and
Speaker 20: how much I love you guys. And these episodes are really,
Speaker 20: really making my sick days really really fun, and I'm
Speaker 20: anxiously awaiting a new episode. I keep refreshing the podcast
Speaker 20: app on my phone. I'm like, where the fuck is
Speaker 20: a new episode should get out of? Thank you guys,
Speaker 20: bye hey.
Speaker 3: Speaking of that, Rifka, thank you for the call. Rifka
Speaker 3: mentioned she loves going back and listening to old episodes.
Speaker 3: I had a thought that I ran by Scary and
Speaker 3: Scared thought it was a pretty good idea that when
Speaker 3: we're on vacation in December, because not everyone slices, we
Speaker 3: know you listen from episode zero. We know, we know,
Speaker 3: but a lot of new listeners may not know what
Speaker 3: episodes to go back and listen, or they they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to go back, it's three hundred episodes whatever,
Speaker 3: Scary and Eye. I may pick an episode each and
Speaker 3: repost like a Brodie, pick a scary pick while we're
Speaker 3: on vacation, so that if you are not familiar with
Speaker 3: all three hundred and seventeen episodes as I'm speaking, you
Speaker 3: might go, oh, episode one thirteen, this is a good one, right,
Speaker 3: So like the one where the woman farted on her
Speaker 3: husband's dick. Yeah, or the famous Still episode or the
Speaker 3: ups package or one of the classics that may be like, oh,
Speaker 3: episode twenty four. You know you're like, oh, I haven't
Speaker 3: gone back that far, so we may do that web
Speaker 3: those slices that have not listened to all three hundred
Speaker 3: and seventeen multiple times, just the thought.
Speaker 1: Hey, scary, why don't you tell Brody how great a
Speaker 1: smash burger is?
Speaker 3: That's smash burger? That was.
Speaker 1: That was Vinnie from Sales That'll slick Vinnie.
Speaker 3: I recognize the voice. I recognize the fact that that's
Speaker 3: his client.
Speaker 1: No, wait a second, I get to say any jingle
Speaker 1: now he said it.
Speaker 3: He said it, not me, Vinnie.
Speaker 1: You want to mention clients, get us some fucking clients
Speaker 1: in the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Don't be bringing you see
Speaker 1: one hundred clients in on our podcast.
Speaker 3: And by the way, he get me a gift.
Speaker 1: At least get me a gift card. I love smashing.
Speaker 1: It was the best black beanburger.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 1: The smash burger was awesome. He had a great dick.
Speaker 1: Now hit the jingle for sixty cents more you need
Speaker 1: yourself a better you get a better burger.
Speaker 3: Hit the jingle fuck you rock and Steve, I'm hitting
Speaker 3: the jingle. That was Vinnie. That was Vinnie from sales.
Speaker 1: That was not me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know. He gets a free pass.
Speaker 3: You don't hit that.
Speaker 1: I like him, you don't have to hit the jing
Speaker 1: Some Smashburger gift cards. I'll be sure to mention it.
Speaker 3: Love Smashburger.
Speaker 21: Hey, Brody's Scarious William from Alanda might be a free
Speaker 21: dessert story, might not.
Speaker 5: I'll let you decide.
Speaker 21: I run a charity alone with my wife and family
Speaker 21: called Feeding Georgia. Family is a refrigerative van need of repairs.
Speaker 21: Took it to the dealership. They told me a two
Speaker 21: hour fixed. Should have it back the next day. So
Speaker 21: long story short. Three days later, still didn't have it back.
Speaker 21: Told them, look that's how we do our pick ups
Speaker 21: for our charity. I need a vehicle. You're gonna have
Speaker 21: to loan me a vehicle. Since just taking so long.
Speaker 21: Part two coming Brody's scared away from a Liana back
Speaker 21: to part too, So they gave us the Ford F
Speaker 21: one fifty the first week, told me put fifteen hundred
Speaker 21: miles on it at the most.
Speaker 5: Brought it back the next week.
Speaker 21: They still didn't have my van fix, so it got
Speaker 21: a different truck, another Ford F one fifty, same deal.
Speaker 21: So for five weeks, I put fifteen hundred miles on
Speaker 21: a brand new truck each week from the Ford dealership
Speaker 21: and they finally got my issue fixed and all it
Speaker 21: needed was new keyfops And that's what took them so long.
Speaker 1: Wow, And why did they check that first?
Speaker 3: And are they going to roll back that the odometeros
Speaker 3: on those vehicles to fifteen hundred miles right right?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Why he got this cruise? Yeah? You get you get
Speaker 3: free to serve for the inconvenience of not having your van,
Speaker 3: and I hope I'm sure it has advertising on the side, right,
Speaker 3: so you lost advertising.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you didn't pay for this service.
Speaker 3: No, but getting giving you a van is not even
Speaker 3: You ought to get something for that. For the inconvenience.
Speaker 3: You gotta get, like, I don't know, five free oil
Speaker 3: changes something. Wow, they owe you oil changes. That's because
Speaker 3: you know what, they can write that off to the
Speaker 3: company anyway, They'll just say always warranted oil changes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking five oil changes minimum. Retire to the boy podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, now I'm upset for him. I know
Speaker 1: that guy from before the commercials before the commercials, I'm
Speaker 1: upset for him.
Speaker 3: Now in Atlanta, he's trying to do good work, bring
Speaker 3: people food, feed the hungry. Yeah, this guy, Jimmy Carter
Speaker 3: helping people. Atlanta's got something in the water. Nice people
Speaker 3: helping you. Reggie's here, Reggie.
Speaker 22: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: I like the idea of a huge.
Speaker 7: Reveal of the David L. Brody.
Speaker 10: That would be great.
Speaker 6: It should be for something huge, something great. Yes, and I.
Speaker 10: Will provide the.
Speaker 6: Well I think you.
Speaker 7: My guess is David Liam Brody.
Speaker 6: But I'm praying for David Lovedicas Brody Leopold. Okay, I
Speaker 6: don't think any of us really know Brody and scary.
Speaker 6: I do think that if you're a major fan like
Speaker 6: I am, you know the persona they give on their
Speaker 6: podcast very very well. But I wouldn't say that means
Speaker 6: we know them in real life. What impression has Brody
Speaker 6: ever given you? It would make you think he would.
Speaker 5: He would take a dumb it's tough.
Speaker 3: A dunk it what? Oh, that's scariest apartment at my apartment?
Speaker 23: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The people that said, oh I should have I should
Speaker 3: have you know, taken a poop and you now you
Speaker 3: and never you're not that guy. That's not my human,
Speaker 3: that's not his again, class comedian, not class clown.
Speaker 1: Right all right? This one's from episode three fifteen, the
Speaker 1: Double Dip Flip and the poop Shoot, a classic.
Speaker 21: Hey Brodie and Scariest William from Atlanta uh Let's episode
Speaker 21: three fifteen.
Speaker 2: We were talking about get a scam text.
Speaker 21: I got one one time when somebody was something along
Speaker 21: the lines of.
Speaker 3: Hey, you want to go fishing like we used to?
Speaker 21: So I looked at the largest teams I could find
Speaker 21: online sent that picture to him with yeah, I'll bring
Speaker 21: my pole. For some reason, I don't get any more
Speaker 21: scam text anyway, A good day?
Speaker 3: Oh is it that easy? Just send them a lewd picture.
Speaker 3: You should write back, I can't go fishing with you
Speaker 3: because I'm in prison for murdering a telemarketer.
Speaker 2: This chrucktre setupment and I need cash now.
Speaker 3: Worth eight seven cash now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That was a Curb your Enthusiasm episode. Stop sticking that
Speaker 3: jingle good.
Speaker 24: Connection for free education connection.
Speaker 1: I don't know that one, do you.
Speaker 3: I think you have to say, hey, this is Mary
Speaker 3: from you know, San Jose, and then say this is
Speaker 3: a jingle from a frontiture store. But yeah, lost seven cash.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 3: I actually went to them like ten years ago to
Speaker 3: give me a cash settlement and they said, no, it's
Speaker 3: too much trouble. Really, I tried. They didn't want to
Speaker 3: take your business someone. I want a lawsuit and the
Speaker 3: guy wasn't paying me. So I was like, listen, you
Speaker 3: want the rights to the lawsuit for a fraction of
Speaker 3: what I'm owed. They're like, now that guy's never going
Speaker 3: to pay. Oh, they knew the guy, they knew the case.
Speaker 3: They're like, that doesn't say I'm taking.
Speaker 23: No Brooklyn boys been from the Bronx, Brooklyn, up stick Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: I'm sure this.
Speaker 23: Has been addressed a thousand times by now, But Brody
Speaker 23: is wrong, scary.
Speaker 1: I said episode three twelve.
Speaker 23: I did in the beginning of Slice.
Speaker 3: Time for you not here episode three thirteen.
Speaker 23: You did not say episode three eleven.
Speaker 3: Okay, did you not hear three thirteen where I said
Speaker 3: he was right?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well you corrected where you corrected yourself, but you
Speaker 1: corrected by you admitted you were wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you had said something with the number. I
Speaker 3: explained it in three thirteen. Why I thought you said
Speaker 3: three eleven?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: This is from episode three thirteen, Move bitch, Get out the.
Speaker 3: Way, Get out the way.
Speaker 23: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this has been from upstate New York.
Speaker 23: This is also in reference to Slice Time episode three
Speaker 23: twelve twelve Scary you bitch. You definitely oh Brody a
Speaker 23: steak dinner. I think he redescribed the situation he's back
Speaker 23: that got him into mess with management and you and
Speaker 23: uh Greg t and it seems like everybody initial benefited
Speaker 23: from him taking a hit. Yeah, so somebody owes a
Speaker 23: mistake dinner and right now it's on you, buddy.
Speaker 3: I don't even have the strength to argue. Tonight I win.
Speaker 3: Thank you. We gotta up, we gotta push forward.
Speaker 25: It was the intro to this episode, this episode, no intro,
Speaker 25: Probably one hundred people gonna come man. Yeah, all right, yep,
Speaker 25: we are in Scary Where is Yeah?
Speaker 1: The intro?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Okay, So the first minute or two of our conversation
Speaker 3: about the Jets game mysteriously got cut off when Scary
Speaker 3: uploaded the audio. So what we're gonna do for you
Speaker 3: on episode three eighteen yeah, is we're gonna play the
Speaker 3: first minute of the podcast so you can hear what
Speaker 3: you missed. We're gonna hear the best podcast audio we've
Speaker 3: have had.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna open the We're gonna open the episode,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna go right into what you missed,
Speaker 1: which will sound a little redundant because you'll hear the
Speaker 1: theme song twice.
Speaker 3: And then literally fifty five seconds.
Speaker 1: Was cut off.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then you gonna go, oh, well, I could
Speaker 3: live it out.
Speaker 1: It right, fifty five seconds of the damn podcast was
Speaker 1: fucking cut off. Why it's still a mystery to me.
Speaker 1: I filed a complaint with the powers that be at iHeart,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna see where that glitch came from, because
Speaker 1: I on it. The team is on it.
Speaker 19: There beer, Hey, guys, broken here calling about the toilet thing.
Speaker 19: Me personally, I change the toilet as soon as I
Speaker 19: bought my house. I can't shit in somebody else's toilet.
Speaker 19: I knowssrooms that's a different story, and load them up
Speaker 19: with paper and everything else. But long story short, the
Speaker 19: only thing I can see is a pink toilet, maybe
Speaker 19: somebody doing like a retro project. And it's hard to
Speaker 19: find the pink toilet true. Other than that, yeah, I
Speaker 19: ain't buying nobody else's thinking toilets disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you video.
Speaker 3: If I would have known it was a pink toilet
Speaker 3: market when I got rid of my pink toilet from
Speaker 3: the house that we bought and we made it a
Speaker 3: white toilet, I would have I would have sold it.
Speaker 3: That was like one of the only things I haven't
Speaker 3: sold in my life. I was like, get that, I'll
Speaker 3: put up on a curb, let them take it away.
Speaker 3: I'm like, who's buying an old pink toilet? No way
Speaker 3: you will sell anything. But you know what, That's where
Speaker 3: he draws the line.
Speaker 26: Brody is scary. Never scary, and Brody this is We're
Speaker 26: from ct Man. Fuck do fundraisers, biggest Scamboni of them all.
Speaker 26: You want to give something, just donate. I don't want
Speaker 26: eighty five bags of popcorn and like three hundred pounds
Speaker 26: of cookie though. Now I'm all set. It's just like
Speaker 26: costcool and also scamboni with the cinnamon squirrel mixed trail mix,
Speaker 26: whatever the hell it is.
Speaker 3: Yep, right, I I got one bag of it for
Speaker 3: fourteen bucks on Amazon. I broke down.
Speaker 12: Brody's scary sofo ju here doing my homework about celebrities.
Speaker 5: I didn't know who they were.
Speaker 12: My first music festival was Firefly in Delaware in twenty fifteen,
Speaker 12: and he said, or, or let's go get a picture
Speaker 12: with those guys tent over there who are doing like
Speaker 12: autographs and stuff. I'm like, okay, So we go over.
Speaker 12: I take a picture with them. They're super nice.
Speaker 5: You talk to me.
Speaker 12: They compliment me on my hat and on my Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 1: And oh suspense.
Speaker 12: And we talked a bit because there wasn't a line
Speaker 12: or anything, and yeah, ends up with the Chain Smokers.
Speaker 5: So that was pretty cool. I really liked the music
Speaker 5: back then.
Speaker 12: They're getting a little better now, but anyways.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 12: I got an autograph on my on my hat and everything,
Speaker 12: because I don't think that's anything else with them to sign.
Speaker 12: So yeah, the Chain Smokers didn't know who they were
Speaker 12: at the time.
Speaker 5: It was early twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: Nice good thing you didn't. They didn't ask you, like
Speaker 3: what your favorite song was?
Speaker 1: Ah, you know, I I just posted on my story
Speaker 1: A I don't know if you know the group.
Speaker 3: The group MGMT did the song management.
Speaker 1: They did a song called kids and Electric Field. They
Speaker 1: were rocking out with a keyboard at Wesleyan college in Connecticut. Well, well,
Speaker 1: Wellsleyan they were I guess they were students there. They
Speaker 1: had a keyboard outside and they're having like an outside
Speaker 1: students at the college. Yeah, two thousand and two thousand
Speaker 1: and three. The footage is from two thousand and three,
Speaker 1: and they're outside in the daytime and they're playing. They're
Speaker 1: on the keyboard, they're playing what the song as you
Speaker 1: know if you know it, it's called kids Enjoy Yourself
Speaker 1: Me Anyway, they're literally in like on campus and they're
Speaker 1: having this crazy dance party with these weird people all dancing,
Speaker 1: and it just says just a couple of kids not
Speaker 1: realizing they were going to have such a big song
Speaker 1: back in the year two thousand and three. So it's
Speaker 1: just and somebody had the foresight to film it. Huh.
Speaker 3: Kind of wild, right, you see it?
Speaker 2: Brody?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't looking up. Oh you didn't look it up,
Speaker 3: but looking up hegment, But I didn't look up the
Speaker 3: concert are you talking about?
Speaker 1: No, it's kind of cool. It's on my story anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so someone in two thousand and three had
Speaker 1: a camp. I must have had a camquarter with cell
Speaker 1: phone video. Wasn't that great at that time, and they've
Speaker 1: just basically were just rocking people rocking out and MGMT
Speaker 1: was just like sitting there and they were They did
Speaker 1: their song which was pretty funky.
Speaker 3: Did you did you ever see the video? There's a
Speaker 3: great club in the village called the Bitter End and
Speaker 3: they have concerts and jazz and small acts go there.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of fun. I've been there and uh,
Speaker 3: I want to say two thousand and four, maybe somewhere
Speaker 3: two thousand and four, thousand and five, this girl who
Speaker 3: goes to NYU is performing and she's doing led Zeppelins covers,
Speaker 3: really rocking out on stage. Very talented girl. Stephanie. Oh,
Speaker 3: Stephanie Germata Germanata Germanada.
Speaker 27: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you go with the names today Stephanie Germanada. Yeah.
Speaker 23: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 3: So they they filmed there like it must have been
Speaker 3: a French film. They're like, oh, film, you're Stephanie that again.
Speaker 3: I think it was four maybe this footage of this right, yeah,
Speaker 3: when she was in college.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So NYU is right by the village where we're the
Speaker 3: Bitter End is and she said, oh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: like an open Mike n Idol, like go perform and
Speaker 3: uh yeah, look it up on YouTube. It's been up
Speaker 3: for a long time. I'm sure it's still there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, Stephanie doing led Zeppelin, Kim Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga.
Speaker 3: You never know who you're filming.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 5: Holy fuck guys, what I know? You only your commercials?
Speaker 12: But Osborne homes dot Com did anyone any other spices?
Speaker 12: I get that add fucking hell, I m has heard
Speaker 12: Osborne home dot Com ten million fucking dimes in thirty seconds.
Speaker 12: Holy sheet, guys, get rid of that ad if you can.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's our ad. Hey, hey, hey, we would pose
Speaker 3: the bills.
Speaker 1: Don't hate on spots is born Osborne Homebuilders for all
Speaker 1: your home building needs. Born. Sorry, we needed to negate
Speaker 1: the preceding talk pad.
Speaker 12: But no, he gave them.
Speaker 3: He gave them a reference by by complaining about them.
Speaker 3: All all press is good press.
Speaker 1: Listen. We don't know the commercial, we don't know the client,
Speaker 1: but if they're advertising with us, we love Osborne Homes.
Speaker 3: Yeah Builders.
Speaker 12: Sorry, I'm getting all my homework done and really quickly.
Speaker 1: Sing it.
Speaker 12: But I feel like for the buying you stuff, I
Speaker 12: wouldn't buy you. I wouldn't buy used matreses I wouldn't
Speaker 12: buy used betting like sheets and stuff.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't buy use cowels.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't buy nothing that touches your please.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I think everything else is pretty okay.
Speaker 5: Used, that's all.
Speaker 28: Oh awesome.
Speaker 5: Probably wouldn't buy used fridge.
Speaker 12: If it I mean obviously you knew, like what Brody said,
Speaker 12: I an open box, but maybe like I used like freezer,
Speaker 12: like garage freezer type of thing.
Speaker 5: So that's another one.
Speaker 3: Okay, we see where he draws the line. I would
Speaker 3: buy a used refrigerator. First of all, when you rent
Speaker 3: an apartment, there's a refrigerator there. A lot of times
Speaker 3: you're use in a refrigerators that's somebody else's. That's like
Speaker 3: a used refrigerator. You just gotta scrub it, right, scrub
Speaker 3: that shit.
Speaker 27: Hey, guys. Jans Miami, episode two ninety four. He oh, Brody, scary,
Speaker 27: scary Brody. I don't think she got corner Brody. Remember
Speaker 27: she's an alien. She would have still her ground too.
Speaker 27: She's like, my man ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 3: But she let him go.
Speaker 27: But scary he didn't bring her nothing. Come on, come on,
Speaker 27: oh yeah, come man, comment right there?
Speaker 1: Oh, Episode two ninety four bougie boy buys a bad
Speaker 1: bootleg bathing suit.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, that was yeah. And then and then your
Speaker 3: girlfriend said she was an alien.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Robin said she was an alien. Well, okay, thanks
Speaker 1: for that reference. Oh here's part two of.
Speaker 27: That brody scary James Miami. I just heard you say scary.
Speaker 27: I don't buy super naans, but you buy that bootleg
Speaker 27: bathing suit. Wouldn't that be considered supernera even though.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 27: Bother her something?
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 27: You could have bought her bootleg baby matching baby suit
Speaker 27: that don't fit.
Speaker 1: Also, it does not fit. Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: That was the time that they were selling the mont
Speaker 1: Claire bathing suit on the beach in uh, when I
Speaker 1: went to Marbella, Spain. All right, thanks for taking me back,
Speaker 1: very good, taking me back to April. Wow, all right, thanks,
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to all their episodes. We like you.
Speaker 1: Thanks James lead by example. All right, this one is
Speaker 1: not registering for whatever reason. Abound thirty seconds of dead silence.
Speaker 3: That's a shame. Oh that's unfortunate.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 1: Next, okay that one as well. Do we just lose
Speaker 1: audio altogether or is it this person's phone let's see.
Speaker 3: I don't have the text at iheartwork on that problem, Joe.
Speaker 1: All right. So they were commenting on Brodie's boner problem
Speaker 1: episode three seventeen. If you left your talkback on the
Speaker 1: twenty fifth at six o'clock, you got two in a
Speaker 1: row there strike strikes one and two done out nothing
Speaker 1: strike three here it is six oh six.
Speaker 3: Audio is not Wow. This person left several in a
Speaker 3: row six ' ten. Wow.
Speaker 1: It's so sad. Each one is like thirty seconds long.
Speaker 1: This could have been classic greatness. This could have been
Speaker 1: like the greatest talkbacks of all time and they're muted
Speaker 1: four in a row.
Speaker 3: Or it could have been Vinnie promoting his other clients.
Speaker 1: Could be.
Speaker 27: David Brody episode two ninety five, a reference to your Judo,
Speaker 27: your school friend. Maybe he was like, help me, help you.
Speaker 27: You know, you bring him on the show and then
Speaker 27: he returns the favor even though I know what you mean.
Speaker 27: You're trying to be had to come up, but you
Speaker 27: know I'm back, David Brodie, I jumped the gun. Fuck
Speaker 27: this guy? What wait, you gotta pay him?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 27: That's that bullshit?
Speaker 1: Here's my favorite about James from Minami Okay, so he's
Speaker 1: listening to episode Chill, episode two ninety five back in April.
Speaker 3: By the way, thank you.
Speaker 1: For listening to two ninety four and two ninety five.
Speaker 1: We need those the numbers on those older episodes. But
Speaker 1: like he's just it's like he's listening to it, and
Speaker 1: he's pressing the talk back button and just like saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm hearing this audio in my head and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say words and not really. You have
Speaker 1: to really, you have to be descriptive a little more
Speaker 1: than that, because I don't remember what he was talking
Speaker 1: about there. Do you use the thing?
Speaker 3: It was twenty four because we took weeks off, so
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm around twenty four weeks ago. We did
Speaker 3: that episode, right, I don't remember it. So I love
Speaker 3: that you agree with me, and I love that you
Speaker 3: say my name for us. That's awesome. But you kind
Speaker 3: of have to say, were talking about your friend. He
Speaker 3: wanted this, and then you said this, and I don't.
Speaker 3: So I'm glad. I'm glad you said, Hey, I'm brody,
Speaker 3: Hey I jumped the gun.
Speaker 1: Hey this guy FuG this guy. It's like he's listening
Speaker 1: to the he's like he's talking back, talking back to
Speaker 1: the radio.
Speaker 3: You know what's great is that he left the first
Speaker 3: message in the first part of my story, and then
Speaker 3: when I finished my story, that's where he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I jumped the gun. I jumped the gun. I just
Speaker 3: realized where you were going for him. By the way,
Speaker 3: you have to worry about like jumping the gun. With
Speaker 3: my stories, it's always fucked that guy.
Speaker 1: Even if you think it's not fucked that guy. By
Speaker 1: the end of the story, it's gonna be fucked that guys.
Speaker 3: It's fine that guy.
Speaker 2: Boys podcast.
Speaker 27: We will be right back.
Speaker 3: We are motoring through these talkbacks.
Speaker 27: The Motor and Magative Brody episode.
Speaker 3: Ja again, he's back.
Speaker 1: It's a year zero.
Speaker 27: There's a but so zero, there's a year zero.
Speaker 1: You got a there is a go in order.
Speaker 3: He's smoking the good stuff. There is no year zero.
Speaker 3: The first year was year one.
Speaker 1: That's correct, right, But wait a second, when they first
Speaker 1: started that that count is a year. It was January
Speaker 1: first one, Yes, okay, yeah, I agree with that, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense.
Speaker 3: I mean that's from when Jesus died, right. James still
Speaker 3: on that wacky tobacco though, sounded like I love it.
Speaker 3: Let's see, here's two hours later, and that's where the
Speaker 3: calendar comes from. That's why it's BC before christ ad
Speaker 3: after death.
Speaker 1: All right, ten o'clock at.
Speaker 17: Night, Broken boys, it's Caitlin from B Sure, so I figured,
Speaker 17: let me give the Affairs Show I try.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god, like who James.
Speaker 17: The Afair Show. I was listening to episode one thirty
Speaker 17: where Ronnie didn't have eat in his apartment. So much
Speaker 17: going on, I mean, I thought, you guys go off
Speaker 17: on tangents left and right? But this, Oh my god,
Speaker 17: how many episodes? I mean, how many viewers listeners? Finishing
Speaker 17: my thought here? So like, how many listeners did the
Speaker 17: Affair Show have?
Speaker 5: Twelve thirteen Brooklyn Boys?
Speaker 17: Because I don't know. I only listened to one episode.
Speaker 17: I don't know if I could take enough of one.
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, yeah, I'd be curious here, but the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 3: Smokes, thank you, thank you, watch themon call it.
Speaker 17: The Offare Show, love you.
Speaker 1: Guys, of course.
Speaker 3: Well that's one great voice. By the way, I was
Speaker 3: on a couple episodes of The Offair Show. I couldn't
Speaker 3: tell you which ones. If you're wondering what the Offare
Speaker 3: Show was it was.
Speaker 1: If you go before episode zero of Brooklyn Boys, you'll
Speaker 1: see a bunch of episodes of what's titled The off
Speaker 1: Air Show. But we left them on the ste We
Speaker 1: left him there because this show evolved. Well, this is
Speaker 1: a new separate podcas cast, But I was. I was
Speaker 1: on that podcast with the Jersey Boy Greg T, Baldfreak
Speaker 1: Ronnie and my friend Share Cassenza, who occasionally do speaking
Speaker 1: volumes podcast with.
Speaker 3: And then the show ate itself. Well, it's just it
Speaker 3: was chaos. It was not this.
Speaker 1: I like this a lot better because we're having real conversations,
Speaker 1: we're laughing with Brodi's hysterical, you know, you know, but
Speaker 1: it's that was a different kind of show. And if
Speaker 1: you've never listened to an episode of the of the
Speaker 1: of the Off Air Show, I slices, go back and
Speaker 1: listen to just pick a random episode.
Speaker 3: Ronnie would bring.
Speaker 1: His keyboard into the studio and he would like riff
Speaker 1: on what me and Greg T were talking about, and.
Speaker 3: Greg, yeah, all right, great, And can I say something about,
Speaker 3: as someone who wasn't on that podcast, why I used
Speaker 3: to watch them go into the studio. They would fight
Speaker 3: for forty five minutes before they started and then fight
Speaker 3: for forty five minutes afterwards, They fight about what they
Speaker 3: were going to do, and then fight about what they
Speaker 3: They can't believe what they did. It was the most.
Speaker 1: It was this disorganized fucking thing, and Greg T was
Speaker 1: I I love it.
Speaker 3: I love Greg T.
Speaker 1: But we we would do that in the studio every
Speaker 1: day after the after the mange, the big show was over,
Speaker 1: and we would just take over the studio for a
Speaker 1: couple of hours and act like idiots. And you know,
Speaker 1: it was it was almost like we were on drugs,
Speaker 1: but we weren't. We were on work time and we
Speaker 1: weren't drinking. And I have no excuse for it other
Speaker 1: than it was just wild. I grew up with Ronnie.
Speaker 1: I know Ronnie since the seventh grade, so we have
Speaker 1: our own chemistry from way back. And Greg T, well
Speaker 1: he's just Greg T.
Speaker 3: So I would just walk into the studio sometimes pretend
Speaker 3: I left papers over where I stand in the stand
Speaker 3: in the studio and I walk and I go, no,
Speaker 3: that stupid, just yelling.
Speaker 1: Yelling at each other at high volumes. I had a lover.
Speaker 1: It was a lot more people were saying we were
Speaker 1: too too loud. We could they couldn't take our voices,
Speaker 1: our tone because I was screaming at Greg Tea. My
Speaker 1: tempers were flaring. I had high blood press sure because
Speaker 1: of Greg T, because you couldn't control him. Props to
Speaker 1: Greg T.
Speaker 3: Though he had an unknown, relatively unknown band on the
Speaker 3: off air show A j mus have A j R.
Speaker 3: In the studio, but nobody cared it was booking them.
Speaker 3: He was like, no, you guys, your Jersey guys, you
Speaker 3: come on the show. He was ahead of the a
Speaker 3: Jar curve. He was, he was.
Speaker 1: It was just fun.
Speaker 3: Left wait a minute. Greg T is on was on
Speaker 3: the ahead of the curve with two bands in his life,
Speaker 3: LFO and A j R. Bands with three letters. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And we had some other guests that popped in andie,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's right. Anytime any guest was visiting Z
Speaker 1: one hundred in the afternoon, we Greg T was like, look,
Speaker 1: we would look in the middle of our own show.
Speaker 1: We would like look out into the living room, like
Speaker 1: there's so and so, let's grab her, let's bring her in,
Speaker 1: Let's bring in bb Rexa. We had like all kinds
Speaker 1: of weirdness.
Speaker 3: We had bb rex on. Yeah, but you tried to
Speaker 3: get Jlo to come in. That wasn't gonna that was
Speaker 3: not gonna happen. But but it was so off the
Speaker 3: cuff and bizarre.
Speaker 1: You know what. I've been afraid to go back and
Speaker 1: listen to those episodes because I think I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're bad or what people think of them. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they're offensive. I don't know. Slices, No,
Speaker 1: they're just they look and brodys on a few of them.
Speaker 3: He's on there few We had me coming. You're like
Speaker 3: bro had had Yeah, he used to have me coming
Speaker 3: to rant and complain. How did that turn out?
Speaker 1: Brodie would do rants on that podcast. That's how the
Speaker 1: part of that this was born. So anyway, we left
Speaker 1: them up there for your entertainment. Thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to the off air show, oh man, and we get
Speaker 1: the credit for the listen so feel free exactly. The
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys get that now. But you know, we and
Speaker 1: we did have. We did have quite a few listeners,
Speaker 1: just not nearly as many as we have now. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: it looks like the mysterious uh audio list person is
Speaker 1: back at one thirty two in the morning. This is
Speaker 1: well James again, because all this between James one two three.
Speaker 1: It's now one thirty nine in the morning, and you're
Speaker 1: leaving us talkbacks with audio.
Speaker 3: This is sad. I mean, now we missed out on
Speaker 3: good story. I mean they can't be pranking us, are
Speaker 3: they here? To twenty four to twenty four in the
Speaker 3: morning on the twenty six? Isn't that Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: All dead air? This is terrible three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Nothing. It's at twenty eight seconds of dead air three
Speaker 1: twenty three am.
Speaker 27: James from Miami episode two ninety six.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Wait, he went from two ninety four to
Speaker 1: two ninety five, and now he's back for two ninety six.
Speaker 3: He's listening in order.
Speaker 27: Hold on James from Miami episode two ninety six. Last time, Victoria,
Speaker 27: I have heard of a woman named who's white. Ivory.
Speaker 27: It was it was in wrestling, but she was white
Speaker 27: and her name was Ivory. Okay, and uh, keep up
Speaker 27: everything brought it in scary scared of Brody?
Speaker 3: All right, So probably a stage name. But Victoria, if
Speaker 3: you were remember the talkback you left twenty eight weeks ago,
Speaker 3: James is telling you he knows a white woman named Ivory.
Speaker 22: Well.
Speaker 1: James continues here at three twenty six am.
Speaker 27: James, I'm loving Miami after six Slice Time. I have also,
Speaker 27: like Brodie, not heard of anybody being offendive for no
Speaker 27: Way Jose. What the fuck? No no way, Jose, You're
Speaker 27: not getting offriendly with that. Yeah, that's snowflake ship play
Speaker 27: the jingle.
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 1: What was I missed that one?
Speaker 3: Something I said a story or something or somebody said
Speaker 3: it's offensive to say, oh to say or you said
Speaker 3: it told the story where it's offensive to say no way, Jose,
Speaker 3: no way, Jose, right, yeah, yeah about it. People were
Speaker 3: offended by that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: James was up late this day on the twenty sixth
Speaker 1: at three fifty two am. But here comes another one.
Speaker 27: James, Miami of six Slice Time. We're going to be
Speaker 27: all the talkbacks you want. I found Ammadian. It don't matter.
Speaker 27: We're here for Maddie.
Speaker 3: Maddie.
Speaker 27: Maddie, Maddie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is going off to this is sound.
Speaker 1: It's starting to sound like the off air show.
Speaker 3: Maddie if you left to talk back in August. That's
Speaker 3: what he's referencing.
Speaker 1: Oh good, six forty eight am, Brody and scary scary Jason.
Speaker 3: Well, by the way, it looks like that's where James
Speaker 3: fell asleep. That's where that's where to start episode two
Speaker 3: ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Now that's where the gummies kicked in, where the gummies
Speaker 1: kicked him when he started leaving the.
Speaker 29: Messages Brodian Scary Scary and Brody Curly Jason Jason Curly.
Speaker 29: Here one jingle that I remember is oh oh oh
Speaker 29: o zam big luc.
Speaker 3: Wait, Hey, thank you, thank you so much for that.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 9: That's funny, Brodian Scary. This is Elmi from Ammy. I
Speaker 9: am listening to used toilet see conversation. There's actually a
Speaker 9: market for used the top part of the toilet that
Speaker 9: covers the water tank. That's once you break it. It's
Speaker 9: kind of hard to find the same one for your toilet.
Speaker 9: So you know, there's use for those old toilets.
Speaker 3: Okay, you could use it for parts see tak to
Speaker 3: talk to toilet toilet parts, toilet farts. No, it's araley okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh, here's one from four o'clock in the morning
Speaker 1: the next day, is it James's.
Speaker 3: Going to be? Who's leaving to talk back at four
Speaker 3: three am?
Speaker 27: Brodie Mimi no wajose complete an absolute stretcho negative. Ain't
Speaker 27: nobody getting offend in the Latin community with that? Thank you,
Speaker 27: no way, Jose, all the way.
Speaker 1: We have permission to say it. Thank you James. That
Speaker 1: was by the way it took. That was twenty four
Speaker 1: hours later on that one. He was worth not gonna
Speaker 1: call during the day.
Speaker 3: Is an overnight job.
Speaker 1: It probably does.
Speaker 22: Where is that Scary?
Speaker 1: All right? I don't know what that was.
Speaker 5: Or knel soflo juwe.
Speaker 12: About the whole TikTok the episode thirty seventeen, like how
Speaker 12: you're not getting your followers up.
Speaker 5: I'll be honest, like, I don't know. Your listeners are
Speaker 5: obviously a bit older.
Speaker 12: Like when I say older, I mean like probably upper
Speaker 12: twenties and older, if not even older than that. And
Speaker 12: partly like I never got TikTok. I never wanted to
Speaker 12: be on TikTok. I think there's enough social media out
Speaker 12: there for everyone to go for everything to go around.
Speaker 3: So yeah, TikTok is all ages now, it's not. I
Speaker 3: mean back when I made fun of Scary, it was
Speaker 3: a much younger crowd. I seized him for it. But
Speaker 3: everybody when I follow on TikTok is like thirty fifty.
Speaker 1: And even if you're not on TikTok, TikTok enters your
Speaker 1: world every single day when you click a link to
Speaker 1: a video, because half of all videos you're watching these
Speaker 1: days are TikTok based, so it brings you into the
Speaker 1: app anyway, So you're watching, you're watching TikTok, whether you
Speaker 1: are have an account or not.
Speaker 3: And wasn't it William Shakespeare who said TikTok on the
Speaker 3: clock because the party don't stop.
Speaker 1: Till till I walk in. That would be cashing. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: TikTok on the clock.
Speaker 12: So probably, like I think almost all your listeners do,
Speaker 12: just do Instagram and Twitter. But yeah, so I just
Speaker 12: want to let you know that I like, I know,
Speaker 12: I'll I vowed never to get TikTok. I just see people.
Speaker 5: Down like no tomorrow and we're just you know, I
Speaker 5: don't need that in my life. How many of my
Speaker 5: kids to see me doing that?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: It's just another addictive piece of technology.
Speaker 1: It really is that. It is, Brodie, dude, hold on
Speaker 1: time out. I know a lot of this we should
Speaker 1: say for brook and boys, and I'll try to bring
Speaker 1: it up again. I saw a commercial on my TikTok
Speaker 1: of a guy scrolling but he wasn't touching his phone,
Speaker 1: and his girlfriend's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, how do you do that? He's like,
Speaker 3: look what I just bought. And it's a little button.
Speaker 3: It's an app and a button, and you could use
Speaker 3: the button in your hand to scroll TikTok. You don't
Speaker 3: have to hold your phone enough to use your finger. Oh,
Speaker 3: I mean, how lazy at that?
Speaker 1: Bad? But ultimately lazy.
Speaker 3: Isn't clicking the button the same as swiping?
Speaker 1: Pretty much?
Speaker 3: Now the phone could be like on the like away
Speaker 3: from you. We could have like swipes wipe less bacteria.
Speaker 7: Brody Heary Scary Brody at Dallas from Philly talking about
Speaker 7: the I honestly don't think it's a big deal toilet.
Speaker 3: I think stop stop what okay?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Love her accent. Go back and listen to the way
Speaker 3: she said toilet. I love it. She's a Philly right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it sounds like Queen's Scary.
Speaker 7: From Philly talking about the toilet thing. I honestly don't
Speaker 7: think it's a big deal to buy toilet. You think
Speaker 7: it's similar buying the mattress. You wouldn't buy a dirty, lumpy,
Speaker 7: stained up actress. Don't buy a croddy, nasty, shitty toilet.
Speaker 7: But if it's condition and it's cleaned and it's a
Speaker 7: good deal, buy it. I would say, you use public
Speaker 7: bathrooms and restaurants and hotels, same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't take them home with you and
Speaker 3: they don't live with it. I put in your car. Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't know as a favor to me as a favorite.
Speaker 3: Started play one more time.
Speaker 7: Brody scary scary Brodie at DAAX from Philly talking about
Speaker 7: the toilet thing.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Alex.
Speaker 3: I'm gonulna have to isolate that that's the best talking about.
Speaker 7: Toilet reggie here.
Speaker 6: So now that it's come up, scary, would you rather
Speaker 6: your friends ask you for your sperm or for donations
Speaker 6: for their kids' fundraiser? It depends, And would it change
Speaker 6: if the sperm was going to be used for food
Speaker 6: rather than a baby.
Speaker 1: No, no, you ain't getting my seed. I'll donate to
Speaker 1: your kids every time.
Speaker 3: Hold on a second, if they want what if they
Speaker 3: gave you food for the seed? No, like her at
Speaker 3: a steakhouse.
Speaker 1: This is the non non starter, stop stop scary.
Speaker 6: The drink example Brody just gave you is exactly like
Speaker 6: the kid thing would you rather spend money on someone
Speaker 6: else drinking alcohol when you're not doing it, or give
Speaker 6: money to your friend's child. Either way, it's not benefiting you.
Speaker 6: If anything, you might feel good about the fact you
Speaker 6: donated to a youth sport, but the alcohol money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, given alcohol paying for jet ski Brian and a
Speaker 3: sex on the way Dave's alcohol is not going to
Speaker 3: make me feel better as a human being. I mean, okay,
Speaker 3: what do you want to Let's get a rise.
Speaker 1: You're talking to a guy with no kids and goes
Speaker 1: out parties with friends all the time.
Speaker 3: But the point was, but you understand the analogy. Now
Speaker 3: I understand the analogy. I just it's a double edged sword.
Speaker 3: I don't agree with the analogy.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You don't want to go to weddings because you're not
Speaker 3: getting married. You don't want to give to kids because
Speaker 3: you don't have any kids. But I have to go
Speaker 3: pay for drinks because I don't and I don't drink
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: You're talking about different things, different scenarios for different saying
Speaker 1: you're getting fucked for nothing.
Speaker 3: She got a shirt that says Reggie here where else
Speaker 3: would you?
Speaker 6: I made love to many many men, often outdoors, in
Speaker 6: the mud and in the rain, and if a woman
Speaker 6: slipped in, there would have been no way of knowing. Okay,
Speaker 6: So I can't take credit for that one?
Speaker 24: Can anyone?
Speaker 7: Name would show?
Speaker 22: That's from.
Speaker 3: Brady Bunch Threes Company.
Speaker 1: By the way, that says episode off air show Awkward
Speaker 1: Bachelor Parties with Strippers, episode one.
Speaker 3: Why did she comment on that?
Speaker 28: Was that?
Speaker 3: Was that a comment from the seen this again?
Speaker 6: Reggie here in the eighties, I made love to many
Speaker 6: many men, often outdoors in the mud and in the rain,
Speaker 6: and if a woman slipped in, there would have been
Speaker 6: no way of knowing. Okay, So I can't take it.
Speaker 3: Okay, she can't take credit. Where's that from?
Speaker 1: Slices? I mean, we could just google it right here
Speaker 1: and figure it out. But you know, Brody's already he
Speaker 1: put on his glasses, he put on the bifocals. I
Speaker 1: see him on camera. Brodie's googling it. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do is type in like five words from that and
Speaker 1: you'll you'll come right up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Creed from the office there.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Brody first of all, scary and body Brody,
Speaker 1: scary rock and Steve over this was inevitable, continuing with
Speaker 1: the whining bullshit, you played the victim. It's not the
Speaker 1: same in episode another episode is I'm driving but with
Speaker 1: the kids, and.
Speaker 7: Then the.
Speaker 1: Seventeen. Because it's a ridiculous comparison, say that's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Your ass is the same as a fucking hole in
Speaker 1: the wall, Buddy, that's not the same thing.
Speaker 11: Over there, scary scary and body, body scary.
Speaker 7: There one more thing is still complaining about this.
Speaker 3: I just want you to know, body, that your mouth
Speaker 3: is disgusting, Brody.
Speaker 2: Your mouth is a disgusting, fucking best one.
Speaker 3: You get mad and makes me stick playing like edy
Speaker 3: ship But how you're saying that when you don't want
Speaker 3: to drink when they go out, you got a bet
Speaker 3: and don't go out and drink them.
Speaker 7: Don't got to do with his friends, bullshit.
Speaker 3: Rocking Steve the fuck is in his cereal.
Speaker 1: Continues to ship on Brody episode after episode. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: because there because rock and Steve gets it. He's rocking.
Speaker 3: Steve is a drinker, of course, and so.
Speaker 1: Were all my friends, which is more of the reason
Speaker 1: why I don't invite you out, Brody, because you don't
Speaker 1: mess with these people. You don't. You know what, I'll
Speaker 1: sooner have you hang out with my Brooklyn friends because
Speaker 1: you're more like minded with them, But my Hoboken friends.
Speaker 21: Idea.
Speaker 3: Oh but how about you invite me out and say,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, guys, I can't have you come out because
Speaker 3: you won't mess with Brody.
Speaker 1: Why isn't my problem, it's their problem. Plus they're gonna
Speaker 1: have to give you a name. They're gonna all my
Speaker 1: The Hoboken guys are the ones with the double names.
Speaker 1: You know that Brody. No, that's like Indian Mad and
Speaker 1: Jetski Bryan and six on the Way Dave. Those are
Speaker 1: all the Those are the guys with the double names.
Speaker 1: Those are the drinkers. Those are the guys that party.
Speaker 1: Those are those dudes. Those you know you're you know, God,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to think about what they would
Speaker 1: what they would name you.
Speaker 3: I've been out with them. I went out with them
Speaker 3: for your birthday, didn't I.
Speaker 1: We went to that speakeasy whatever that was that yeah,
Speaker 1: burlesque show, for the burlesque show. But yeah, everyone was quiet,
Speaker 1: there was a show on stage. Everyone was all right,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay.
Speaker 3: Someone's got to drive those people home.
Speaker 1: Who'll get you again. Min Valdez is kind of annoying.
Speaker 1: I know he's a big fan favorite Bud Rambles and
Speaker 1: Rambles Eye.
Speaker 7: I canrobably understand the guy, and we should limit his
Speaker 7: talk back there.
Speaker 30: Like five in a roll on the last talk back.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, so annoying.
Speaker 1: Rocking Steeve over there, keep on rocking and rolling chow
Speaker 1: for now.
Speaker 3: I love that rock and Steve will complain that other
Speaker 3: people leave too many talkbacks when he's on his third lay.
Speaker 3: He needed that one to get his point across.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, we still got more
Speaker 1: baby boys.
Speaker 31: Christy from my parents took us to Canada for vacation
Speaker 31: back in the late sixties and we saw some local
Speaker 31: magic show starring some guy named Doug Henning. Remember later
Speaker 31: they took us to Broadway him in the Magic Joseph.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 31: I do love your famous pictures stories. They're great.
Speaker 9: Just keep telling them.
Speaker 5: I'm just like you.
Speaker 31: I'm a picture hound and an autograph hound. My favorite
Speaker 31: story is when I met Robin Williams and Billy Crystal.
Speaker 31: I have pictures.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, those are two on my list. One of
Speaker 3: them I'll never meet and one of them who knows
Speaker 3: Doug Henning was the guy used to go it's an.
Speaker 31: Illusion, Hey, Christy again. So I actually sat in front
Speaker 31: of Billy Crystal during Robin's Broadway show and we had
Speaker 31: backstage passes. But it was great to hear Billy cracking
Speaker 31: up at Robin's routine. And also, I would never ever
Speaker 31: purchase a used toilet. They are not expensive brand. Spank
Speaker 31: and you, and it is okay for Brody to win
Speaker 31: the tickets. He's no longer an iHeart employee.
Speaker 3: Thank you, all right, thank you, Christy spoke, thank you.
Speaker 3: But I would never ever ever qualify him to begin
Speaker 3: with in the first place. So security does this thing
Speaker 3: where he gives out his cell phone number, except he
Speaker 3: doesn't give out like a couple of digits, and then
Speaker 3: people have to guess the number. I already know the number.
Speaker 3: I'd be sure to win. That's what you can do
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I gotta be cad. I won't play that game.
Speaker 3: If you're standing in front of him, we're scary and Brodie, all.
Speaker 1: Right, who we're still we're still trying to get to
Speaker 1: the end of this pile of talkbacks you've left us.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gave him an extra few days here with
Speaker 3: the holiday week.
Speaker 7: Hey, brooken boys, first time responder here.
Speaker 2: Andy's a bus driver.
Speaker 22: So I'm talking is scary, but not a first damn popcorn.
Speaker 7: So we're at Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 21: My sister in law says, hey, my niece is selling
Speaker 21: spaghetti dinner.
Speaker 5: Tickets for the Girl Scouts. She's like, we need to sell.
Speaker 28: Five or ten dollars a piece for I got to
Speaker 28: give him fifty.
Speaker 2: Dollars or like, just give him a fifty dollars.
Speaker 7: Fuck that, we're not buying those.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute for ten dollars a piece.
Speaker 22: Anyways, we might look at the gad they have tickets
Speaker 22: in case we want to eat spaghetti.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah I did. He's good spaghetti.
Speaker 1: Yeah why not?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So you're getting something pushing at Thanksgiving dinner though,
Speaker 3: getting something for your money. Oh what are we all
Speaker 3: thankful for? We all love each other, look at our
Speaker 3: families together. Yeah, my kid needs some money for some
Speaker 3: shit from school. So you're gonna pay fifty bucks, he continues.
Speaker 5: Here'm pushing Andy the bus driver again.
Speaker 2: There's no way that I'm.
Speaker 7: Not taking that ticket because you know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 7: They're only gonna sell that ticket to somebody else, the
Speaker 7: money fucking girl Scouts. I want the spaghetti. Probably not
Speaker 7: that good anyways, but I'm gonna eat it if I go.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you get them a fuck the girl Scouts.
Speaker 1: But they don't sell that ticket to you. They you
Speaker 1: know what they they sell to somebody else. You raise,
Speaker 1: you're helping them raise more money. Though you're helping them
Speaker 1: raise more money. Like if you gonna get the spaghetti,
Speaker 1: fucked that other people they're getting this spige.
Speaker 3: I'm my spaghetti. I'm taking what's coming to me. That's
Speaker 3: my thirty eight cents worth of spaghetti and forty cents
Speaker 3: worth of sauce.
Speaker 5: Get over here, hey, Brodyan's scarce.
Speaker 21: William from Atlanta, Georgia about the famous people you didn't recognize.
Speaker 21: Didn't really have that happen, But one time quite a
Speaker 21: few years back, I was in DC interviewing for a
Speaker 21: physician as a.
Speaker 5: Lost prevention manager for a major department store chain.
Speaker 21: Had on black suit sunglasses. When I came out of
Speaker 21: the store after the interview, my wife was there along
Speaker 21: with her little sister. They started walking like right behind me. Hey,
Speaker 21: wait from Alana again. So they started walking right behind me.
Speaker 21: I'm six foot two, about three hundred and twenty pounds,
Speaker 21: so rather large guy take up a lot of real estate.
Speaker 28: They're walking behind me.
Speaker 21: People are, you know, pulling out phones snapping photos. I'm
Speaker 21: assuming they must have thought these two were either dignitaries
Speaker 21: or someone famous who had just had recognized I wanted
Speaker 21: to get a photo off.
Speaker 1: But anyway, there's that. All right, thank you?
Speaker 3: Very cool. By the way, Uh is Wayne from Georgia.
Speaker 1: Uh didn't catch it?
Speaker 3: Play the call again real quick?
Speaker 21: Uh Hey, Brody and Scarce William from Atlanta William for Atlanta.
Speaker 3: So William has caught like four times on this on
Speaker 3: this Slice time episode. Uh. I love that. But his
Speaker 3: voice is very unique. He's like, here is William from
Speaker 3: uhn Jordan.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if if that guy said, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: five to one, one hundred and fifteen pounds.
Speaker 3: No, that voice comes like he sounds like a big,
Speaker 3: powerful guy. He sounds like, yeah, I'm six to two.
Speaker 3: That's right, I'm William from I'm a football linebacker. He
Speaker 3: just sounds like a dude, Like he sounds like like,
Speaker 3: you know, like he's like, I'm six two and that's
Speaker 3: not a surprise to me. He's like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I get a lot of shit because I'm only five
Speaker 3: to one. No you're not, No, you're now you sound
Speaker 3: like you're six too.
Speaker 32: Hey, Brody and Scary monacam here regards the Scary episode
Speaker 32: three sixteen regards to Scary, you know, not taking you
Speaker 32: to the Palosa Fest or whatever it was called.
Speaker 5: I think I'll have to take you.
Speaker 1: To the Juice jew Fest.
Speaker 32: Actually there is something called Juice Fest, which is a camping.
Speaker 32: I don't think you'll enjoy it. But there's something called.
Speaker 3: The match Kosher Wine and Food Festival.
Speaker 32: Just sit around, but I think.
Speaker 5: I'll have to take you to that.
Speaker 32: Instead of Scary. Because Scary didn't take you to no
Speaker 32: Italian festival, no offense or Italian food whatever it's called.
Speaker 3: Did you say the Jewish wine festival? They sit around
Speaker 3: and complain, Yeah I went there, you know, joke, what's
Speaker 3: a good Jewish wine?
Speaker 12: And take me to.
Speaker 22: Miami from three or five Just a quick comment feedback.
Speaker 22: For some reason, the volume was kind of low on
Speaker 22: episode three seventeen.
Speaker 3: Yes, included the audio.
Speaker 22: Setting that might have been off or whatever, but it
Speaker 22: was kind of weird listening.
Speaker 3: Sorry, about that.
Speaker 22: Anyway, We'll be having a great day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we may have to re release that episode while
Speaker 3: we're on vacation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something was really was screwed up with that file
Speaker 1: completely because someone else told me that the levels were off.
Speaker 3: At one hundred and seventy three million your your sound system.
Speaker 3: Of course more than one soda was going to make
Speaker 3: on free Agency.
Speaker 30: Brooklyn Boy, is this tea way similar to Sary not?
Speaker 30: Remember girl he met an hour ago when my wife
Speaker 30: was pregnant with my first son. She was considered high risk.
Speaker 30: But every week we had to get checked. We had
Speaker 30: to have the baby check to make sure everything was
Speaker 30: fine every week, or an ultrasound. So I met her
Speaker 30: doctor at least, you know, thirty times, and every time
Speaker 30: he met me, he introduced himself to me like, hey,
Speaker 30: I'm doctor blah blah blah every single time. And I
Speaker 30: know they have a lot of patience, they see a
Speaker 30: lot of people every week whatever. But I am six
Speaker 30: foot three, two hundred and fifty pounds black guys. Gary
Speaker 30: would call me my man with a big beard. I'm
Speaker 30: pretty noticeable. I'm pretty memorable, at least after the second
Speaker 30: or third time when you meet me every week, you
Speaker 30: should not be introducing yourself and saying, hey, nice to
Speaker 30: meet you, I'm doctor or whatever. And then, to make
Speaker 30: matters worse, when my son was being born, my wife
Speaker 30: was nine centimeters dilated, which is almost go time. Ye sorry,
Speaker 30: last one. So she's nine centimeters dilated, he says. And
Speaker 30: then this motherfucker goes to lunch, so he's gone for
Speaker 30: twenty minutes while she's ready to push a baby out,
Speaker 30: and then he walks in, no apology, no nothing, and
Speaker 30: the nurse was like, yeah, sorry, he was out to lunch,
Speaker 30: but like she's nine centimeters, she's ready to go. This
Speaker 30: motherfucker goes to lunch, so basically, long story short, fuck
Speaker 30: you doctor, lunch, sorry, last one. So she's nine centimeters dilated,
Speaker 30: he says. And then this motherfucker goes to lunch, so
Speaker 30: he's gone for twenty minutes while she's ready to push
Speaker 30: a baby out, and then he walks in, no apology,
Speaker 30: no nothing, and the nurse was like, yeah, sorry, he
Speaker 30: was out to lunch, but like she's nine centimeters, she's
Speaker 30: ready to go. As motherfucker goes to lunch, So basically,
Speaker 30: long story short, fuck you doctor.
Speaker 1: Long he left, oh he left the same. He didn't
Speaker 1: think the other one went through, but it did, so
Speaker 1: now he left it twice.
Speaker 3: Anyway, By the way, we have to introduce Tea White
Speaker 3: to William from Georgia because they're both around six two
Speaker 3: six three and they both uh, well, you know larger men.
Speaker 3: Have you said, so larger men? They might get along.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Ty doesn't live in we South, but still, yeah, I
Speaker 3: love that. Fuck you doctor lunch.
Speaker 28: Yeah, we're going on his old cowboard trucker here one
Speaker 28: more time, you Serie Barbario. You know, I want to
Speaker 28: extend my most sincere apologies to mister Scootie before I
Speaker 28: called in on the last last time for episode three
Speaker 28: hundred and sixteen, while I was eating my lunch and
Speaker 28: I had no idea that Scooty was suffering from misoponia.
Speaker 28: Please accept my apologies. I don't want you to have
Speaker 28: a mental breakdown or anything.
Speaker 1: I don't have me so Phonia trucker. I was just
Speaker 1: doing that on behalf of the slices who do have
Speaker 1: me so phonia.
Speaker 3: But it could have been.
Speaker 1: Worse because they could have been super team.
Speaker 2: Then you would have had to dealt with a whole.
Speaker 7: And then.
Speaker 1: So that could have been worse.
Speaker 32: You know.
Speaker 3: Uh, got your blessings there.
Speaker 1: Mister Scootie.
Speaker 28: You know, but I wanna playing on this whole thing
Speaker 28: where you're gonna go see Wicked and you don't want
Speaker 28: the kids singing along. And you said that it was
Speaker 28: kind of a natural thing that happened. You called it
Speaker 28: a phenomenon where everybody sings.
Speaker 3: You know, they can't help them.
Speaker 7: See.
Speaker 3: But you know what I called what I find funny.
Speaker 28: I don't know if you call it funny, ironic or
Speaker 28: a coincidence that when anybody says a word phenomenon, most
Speaker 28: of the people all jumptone and on them phenomenon, dump thone, phenomenal, dumptone,
Speaker 28: let on on. I don't know why that happened. Well,
Speaker 28: I don't know if I'm to think about there, guys,
Speaker 28: But anyways, have a great week and I'll see you
Speaker 28: lead got.
Speaker 3: He killed the end of the song. By the way,
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of a lot of people
Speaker 3: have been coming on social media saying, you know, celebrities
Speaker 3: and movie theater owners like, don't don't come and sing
Speaker 3: at Wicked. We'll do a Wicked show where everybody can sing,
Speaker 3: but don't sing every show. People want to watch the movie.
Speaker 3: I have not seen it yet.
Speaker 1: I love the Wicked sing along times though, the designated times,
Speaker 1: that's cool. That's also a great way for a theater
Speaker 1: to make more money. And we're gonna do the same Wicked.
Speaker 1: This is the Wicked sing along show, everybody. We invite
Speaker 1: all the singers.
Speaker 3: I saw a great TikTok yesterday. Speaking of TikTok, it's uh,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a. It's ak. Yeah we were before, remember,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. It's three scenes, one on top of the
Speaker 3: other vertically, and the first one is the original singers
Speaker 3: Idina Menzel and Christian Chennaworth singing uh, I think popular popular.
Speaker 3: Then it's the asked the glease singing popular, and then
Speaker 3: it's the current actress is singing popular.
Speaker 1: Sidi your Ebo and Ariana Grande. Yes popular, I know
Speaker 1: what that popular?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 28: I got to thinking about the whole pink toilet thing.
Speaker 1: You know, I cuted on.
Speaker 3: Lining did you slurping out of pink? Twilt?
Speaker 28: Bathrooms were coming back?
Speaker 1: And the style here?
Speaker 3: Have you long the lords or Home.
Speaker 28: Website, you'll find the only having one of those that's
Speaker 28: pink and one of those fancy one was like.
Speaker 3: They have in France. He's testing people's mesphonia right now today.
Speaker 1: I started that off.
Speaker 3: Four hundred and fifty nine dollars.
Speaker 28: That's a lot of money for a crap, you asked me.
Speaker 3: But you know, I find it in my opinion.
Speaker 28: You know how, I think it would be worse to
Speaker 28: buy a mattress because a mattress has got dead skin
Speaker 28: all the rip and how are you gonna get rid
Speaker 28: of that dead skin?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 28: A toilet, on the other hand, you know, it's made
Speaker 28: out of porcelain and you can clean it up pretty good.
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't take much.
Speaker 3: He thinks he's bothering me with this.
Speaker 1: It's not. He's bothering some slices that have me some
Speaker 1: phonia though, by the way, he again, Ye.
Speaker 3: The mesaphonia jingle that we played once and then we
Speaker 3: got in trouble for it. Yeah we should, Yeah, well
Speaker 3: we'll play.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder if A seventy seven is still listening, baby,
Speaker 1: he'll complain about this at.
Speaker 28: All you need is a month, some rocks for some month,
Speaker 28: or some scrubbing bubbles, you know that stuff that it
Speaker 28: works hard so you don't have to You know that
Speaker 28: kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: It'll clean it up really good. And I guarantee.
Speaker 28: If we'll leave me you Rodrigo was filling her peak toilet.
Speaker 3: I guarantee.
Speaker 1: Seven would be the.
Speaker 3: First one in line the mine. You're not wrong, Trucker, mother, Trucker, Reggie.
Speaker 32: Here.
Speaker 6: My vagina has a first name. It's p uss Y.
Speaker 6: My vagina has a second name.
Speaker 22: And I can tell you why.
Speaker 7: Oh people love to eat it every day.
Speaker 6: And if they ask you why, I'll say, to mister
Speaker 6: David Brody, wit, that was it?
Speaker 3: That was different?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? All right?
Speaker 3: What is the rest of the song?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know to uh, mister David Brody, the
Speaker 5: guru of.
Speaker 6: Songs soup too, I need you to help me by
Speaker 6: finishing that song. I need something really grotesque as the
Speaker 6: last line.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she wants you to finish the lyric. She
Speaker 3: doesn't have an ending to it.
Speaker 24: Hey, brook boys, Jamie for here.
Speaker 33: I know Brody's speechless. He's like, by the way, the
Speaker 33: last twenty minutes of this has been the weirdest.
Speaker 3: Can you can you go back and play the beginning
Speaker 3: of her call again?
Speaker 1: Is the beginning by Vagina has a first name? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Play guy, yep, come on, do we have to.
Speaker 1: Where is it? Where am I.
Speaker 7: To? Uh?
Speaker 3: This podcast is long enough, Brody, do what we do?
Speaker 32: Here?
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 6: It is Reggie here mine Vagina has a first name.
Speaker 7: It's p uss Y.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now you don't listen to it in your own time.
Speaker 3: I want to finish it. I gotta finish it. No, no,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna have to listen. I gotta finish.
Speaker 1: I got an ending cliffhanger. Why don't you do it
Speaker 1: on the Brooklyn Boys podcast? Well I get save that
Speaker 1: call then I will.
Speaker 24: Yeah, book boys Jamie here. I know I sound like,
Speaker 24: but I wanted to do this anyway. You guys were
Speaker 24: talking about social media and how there's so many that
Speaker 24: people can't keep up. A random woman on Instagram in
Speaker 24: a comment section was accusing me of lying about my
Speaker 24: age and all this because I didn't know what the
Speaker 24: app yuk yak was. Well I found out later yak
Speaker 24: yak was popular with college students a college kip. This
Speaker 24: is when I was pushing thirty, So no wonder I
Speaker 24: didn't write.
Speaker 3: It was like ten years ago and I used to
Speaker 3: be on there, but it was stupid.
Speaker 1: It was just there was it was weird pictures of
Speaker 1: nature and things like that, with just with with with
Speaker 1: people's sayings and things on it, and people would leave
Speaker 1: messages for other people. Hey, to the to the to
Speaker 1: the hot guy in the dorm at nyu hayden hall
Speaker 1: uh you know you were looking it was. It was
Speaker 1: a lot of like love notes and like random thoughts
Speaker 1: and people who were too too afraid to actually put
Speaker 1: their face and their name to their post. So pretty
Speaker 1: much anything went yik yak. Does that even still have?
Speaker 1: That's gone? That's long gone right, yeahs not a thing
Speaker 1: anymore anyway. Yeah, Jamie from Queens, get yourself.
Speaker 24: Some soup, Jamie, who sounds like shit again. I should
Speaker 24: talk about celebrities not knowing who they were. My grandmother
Speaker 24: had told me a funny story about this. My grandmother
Speaker 24: was featured in an independent documentary once they filmed her
Speaker 24: going to the ballet, and she said she could tell
Speaker 24: that other people in the audience before the show were
Speaker 24: looking at her. She came down the aisle and looking
Speaker 24: at her with the film crew and trying to figure
Speaker 24: out if she was someone famous or not.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you Jamie from Queens.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've written for her song now we're going back. No,
Speaker 3: he's someone to wait till till the next episode.
Speaker 1: The next episode.
Speaker 3: All right, yeagative Snoop and Dre. I got a positive
Speaker 3: ending and a negative ending. Okay, last text, Oh there's
Speaker 3: a text talkback. I'm delivery like just so just slices,
Speaker 3: just so you.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm hilarious right now.
Speaker 3: I can't hear any more these Cleona Murphy. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna say it is just you know that I wrote
Speaker 3: them already, so you're like, oh, we probably didn't write
Speaker 3: So the positive one, uh starts off with of tasting. Okay,
Speaker 3: That's all I'm gonna say. And the negative one starts
Speaker 3: off with of making That's it.
Speaker 1: Just all I have to know.
Speaker 3: Just know that I already wrote.
Speaker 11: Carrying Birdie Birdie and Scary Scarodi the knee from CT.
Speaker 11: You know, it's a shame that Scary had to go
Speaker 11: on his forty ninth vacation last week. I really wanted
Speaker 11: to wish the Brooklyn Boys as well as all the slices,
Speaker 11: a very happy Thanksgiving and thank you Brooklyn Boys for
Speaker 11: creating the greatest and I do mean greatest podcast in
Speaker 11: the history of the everdom. Slice for Mother ep in life.
Speaker 3: Thank you. That is a high honor appreciate. I would
Speaker 3: liked a little more pros, a little more poetry to
Speaker 3: how great we are. But okay, I take you, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie.
Speaker 3: All right, Wow that was a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: All right, you say that was the last one? Was
Speaker 3: that the last one?
Speaker 4: That was it?
Speaker 28: Man?
Speaker 3: Do we have to say? And now the last one?
Speaker 1: The last one?
Speaker 3: You weren't paying attention? Now it wasn't. I was writing
Speaker 3: a third line.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well I'm gonna go snorted third line because I
Speaker 1: needed after this.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's not promote legal drug use. Who said it
Speaker 3: was anything? It was drugs?
Speaker 1: Could be something else.
Speaker 3: What are you snorting? Lines of baking soda, bacon soda?
Speaker 3: I got bacon soda.
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here.
Speaker 3: Speaking of how crazy? How crazy was it was? The uh,
Speaker 3: the substance abuse while you were in Costa Rica. I
Speaker 3: gotta tell you about the gummies they did? All right,
Speaker 3: save it for the I haven't written down this specific
Speaker 3: I didn't do. There's no no lines.
Speaker 1: The lines are in this song We're here White lines,
Speaker 1: originally a wrap about cocaine. It's about cocaine.
Speaker 3: This song the original song, White Lines, Light reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you. Baby, Decise
Speaker 3: Free Taser