1 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: So I went to a recital at my daughter's school 2 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 1: last week, and uh, these kids are aliens, Like it's weird. 3 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:22,279 Speaker 1: It's such an interesting age twelve. So they could be 4 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: dating someone else and not speak to them at all, 5 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: Like the person doesn't speak like what you guys are dating? 6 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: You guys said you're dating? Like what do you mean? 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: Why did that person just walked by and you didn't 8 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: say Hi, I'm mom. I don't know, Like okay, it's 9 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 1: like weird aliens like dogs at a dog park, like 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: sniffing each other, like different ways than us adults act 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: like you're not dating that guy. You didn't even say 12 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: hello to him. What, I don't get it. Okay, So 13 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: that's that um. Also if they break up with someone 14 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: like they don't care, they sort of care, they don't care. 15 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: It's like they have the attention span an emotional capacity 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 1: of a gnat, but they could get really upset about 17 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: like Lassie the dog getting hurt on television. It's just 18 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: they're they're just aliens, these people. And so I was 19 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: at my daughter's recital and there's a mom that I 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: know who I saw, and her daughter is Brind's age, 21 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: and in Brine's class, and I had forgotten that. And 22 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: they lived down the street from each other in the 23 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: Hamptons and they know each other there. They're only like 24 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 1: a hundred kids in the class. So she knows this 25 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: person and takes classes with them. And so I said 26 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: to Brian, do you know her? Do you like And 27 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: she said, yeah, she's nice. And the mom that I 28 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 1: saw said that her daughter said Broom is nice. Okay, 29 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: so they thanked each other are nice, but it was 30 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: like sort of suspect, like they're not really friends or 31 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: suss as the kids like to say, but they're not 32 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: not friends. So we're at the school and I saw 33 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: the girl and I walked over because I'm thinking, oh 34 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: my god, my summer because my daughter is you know. 35 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: She's like, we're we're codependent. We're like Siamese twins. She's 36 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: on top of me and like, won't let me have 37 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: one second of my life back. It's just she's obsessed 38 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: with me, and I love it. It's like living with 39 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: a stalker in your home. Like I'm like, I need 40 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: to get a restraining order. I need a second just 41 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: to like live my own fucking life and my own body. 42 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: But it's my choice. Like we just we You're like 43 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: they have the memory of a freaking cocker span and 44 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: we just we were just together. We had breakfast, we 45 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: just went to the beach. We just swam. We just 46 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: took at your cuzy. I just made you uh food. 47 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: We watched movies last night, you slept in my bed. 48 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: I brought you into this fucking world. I want one second. 49 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to role play with you like at 50 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: the pool and talk about let's talk about this. You're this, 51 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: and I'm I'm like, I'm a person who needs a 52 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: fucking break, Like I just need a goddamn minute of 53 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: my life. You didn't have a nanny. I I literally 54 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: have no friends, no social life, nothing, vodka and my 55 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: bed and you are the only things I've gone for 56 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: me like in this lifetime. Like I need a goddamn 57 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 1: it just to look at the end side of my eyelids. 58 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: So anyway, so I'm thinking, oh, this friend is down 59 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: the street because my daughter doesn't want to go to camp. 60 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 1: Let's not do mom shaming and guilty and all this ship. 61 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: We can do that. Do that with your own fucking friends. 62 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,799 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. I don't give a ship. 63 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: I have the best kid. I have the best relationship 64 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: with her. I lived for her. She's right here. Oh 65 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: it doesn't fit mind, isn't videat. It's a little. You 66 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: need to get that taken in like a little. She's 67 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: gonna have to go take it right nowt of the 68 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: tail back to the tailor. You know what to say 69 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,359 Speaker 1: at the tailor. Twice today, I love you. I was 70 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: just talking about how much I love you and how 71 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 1: I love that we don't have any space from one another. 72 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: The side rant is I don't borrow close. It's just 73 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: a thing that I don't do. I just buy and 74 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: I just don't care. And I was talking at the 75 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 1: Bellas on their podcast about like we don't care enough, 76 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: we don't like I. I literally drank vodka last night 77 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock. I didn't think about, oh, the MTV Awards. 78 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: So I called my friend Fernando. He sent me like 79 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: five options. I picked the second opation he sent it. 80 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: I pinned it to get a tailor because I have 81 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 1: no time to like go be like custom tailored. Who 82 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: the funk is time for that? So they pinned it 83 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: sent into my house. Tony tried it on. We're leaving 84 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: tomorrow doesn't fit. So I had to pin it like 85 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: the most non professional way, like the binder clips, like 86 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: the two little clippies, the hard ones. I did it 87 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: that way, sent my housekeeper to drop it off at 88 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: the dry cleaner, I mean some random dry cleaner, not 89 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: like you know, the Bespoke and a wind tour met 90 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: ball oscar to lorenta justified tailor. We have no time, 91 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: so we're like Jiffy tail and it's gonna be a 92 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: ship show and I don't know what it's gonna look like. 93 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: So that's so. Then she comes home. Her dress got 94 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: tailored to her dress also doesn't fit. So now we 95 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: have two situations. One shot at the Apple, we just 96 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: got one dress. We don't backup plans. I was literally 97 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: a watch it Happens five and those Beverly Hills housewives 98 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: they had five dresses, backup dresses, they had warrigal changes, 99 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: they had jelry backup. I like, it's one and done, 100 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: Like this is it? This is it you? It's eminem. 101 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: You only get one shot. Man, that dress doesn't work. 102 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 1: I'm I don't. I'm wearing something out of my closet 103 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,919 Speaker 1: and I'm getting the feeling that might be happening. And 104 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: I don't know what Brand's wearing. We don't have shoes 105 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: were a ship show. God, Okay, I know a mom 106 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: at school and I don't know where that well, but 107 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: her daughter's brands age. So I think, like, yeah, we 108 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: have a friend for the summer, Like Brim won't go 109 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 1: to camp. She's surgically attached to my body, and like, 110 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: now we can have a friend down the street. So 111 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: I thought, like a normal person, I would walk up 112 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: to the kid because the mom wasn't there to be 113 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 1: like it's like a weird It's like they already know 114 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 1: each other, so I wasn't introducing them. So I walked 115 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,839 Speaker 1: up to the girl and said I I'm Brent's mom, 116 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: and like these kids don't care and they don't need 117 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 1: to do pleasantry. So she looked at me like okay, 118 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: and I thought, oh god, I'm choking. Now I'm like 119 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: I'm actually choking. I I um okay, uh, well Brand 120 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 1: is my daughter like Brand, you know they know each other, 121 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: they're already I fully choked. I was like, Brennan, let's 122 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: call her Penelope. But Penelope like Britton. They're like right, 123 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: we're in the sand. Like what are you doing? And 124 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm doing it wrong. And 125 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: I was like in it. And then kids are relentless. 126 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: They don't let you out of it. Brand was like 127 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: hiding in a plant. I thought I was so cool, 128 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: like I'm cool and I'm also slightly famous, like and 129 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: I'm also like fabulous, and I'm a beauty influencer and 130 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: I have a podcast, like I'm cool. I'm like a 131 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: cool mom at this school and I just walked in 132 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: thinking I could do what I do every where else 133 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 1: and just be like yeah, no. And it was not 134 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 1: like it's not no. It was like it was a no. 135 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 1: It was an immediately and absolutely and categorically and emphatically now. 136 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: So now brings a band in me Paul standing there 137 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: being like wow. So then there's these other parents and 138 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: they saw me come back and go, oh my god. 139 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: I just totally choked and the two parents were crying 140 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: because like they saw it happen too. I was like 141 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: it just that was so weird. And then like then 142 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,039 Speaker 1: I said something else to the boy that she was 143 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,279 Speaker 1: like it was her friend, you know. I said something 144 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: else to him that was awkward to I'm like, hey, yeah, no, 145 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: you were great in the concert where I didn't see 146 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: him in the concert. I just like said that, which 147 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 1: is a bold faced light. I didn't see him do anything. 148 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: I don't even I was actually looking for him and 149 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: the thing. And then I said where were you sitting? 150 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: To then prove that I like, I didn't see him. 151 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: So I was like imagined as an adult, I'm like, 152 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 1: oh my god, you were amazing. And then I say, 153 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 1: what instrument do you play? Like what's the fucking were 154 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: you a fucking amateur? Like you you knew? Who are you? You? 155 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: Like you're fucking a disaster octopus, like with your arms 156 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: and legs, like your tentacles, like making fools out of 157 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: yourself at a small school function like that was a 158 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 1: today's show, I'd have a I'd be like I was, 159 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: I'd be better prepared. I don't know. So it just 160 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 1: was not. Oh. And also I thought, she's in a concert, 161 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: don't I've seen don't you get flowers? Ores that happen 162 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 1: in high school only when you're like in a play. 163 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: So she said she's in a concert. So I stapped 164 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: on the road at this place that I thought with 165 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: sell flowers like a very fancied Badega and I walked out. 166 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: I had to pee in the place, and I came 167 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: out and I forgot and my driver, I know this 168 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: sounds rich person, but it's I am a rich person. 169 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: Don't let to tell you. So I came out and 170 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: my driver said, you forgot what you forgot that you 171 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 1: forgot the flowers. So I'm like, oh shit, I was 172 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: gonna get balloons. So I go back into the Delhi 173 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: and they only have this like smiley faced box with 174 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: all this stuff and that like candy and it's got 175 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: like a bow, and I'm like, that's cooler than flowers. Yeah. 176 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: So I just think to tell Brent as I go there, 177 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, no, that would be 178 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 1: like sending someone balloons and they get their period, Like 179 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: I'm that mom. I've literally thought it was appropriate, like 180 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: you were in a concert. And so no one had anything. 181 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: They're like, no one, Like, there's just I just am not. 182 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: I've got to get my like cool mom game in 183 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: a public social setting down because it's at a zero 184 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: right now. We are like not functioning at any capacity. 185 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: So that was it was all. It was just all, Yeah, 186 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: I just didn't do great, And there were a couple 187 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: of other things that I won't mention them now, but 188 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: it was just not great. So yeah, I didn't handle 189 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: it great. I'm laughing at TikTok and like this language 190 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: that isn't based in reality. So every time I make 191 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: one of his beauty videos, that is literally the only 192 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: thing in my career that I'm known for. And when 193 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: I tell you that, I go into CBS and I 194 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: get stopped by moms. Never has this happened like to 195 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: this degree. Oh my god, You're doing the Lord's work. 196 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: Thank you. Like literally, I have done a hundred million 197 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 1: dollars in aid to Ukraine and and it's I'm not 198 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: doing the Lord's work there, I'm not. I'm just doing 199 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: a normal thing. I talk about lip glass and what 200 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,400 Speaker 1: to use and whatnot to use at CBS, and I 201 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 1: am the Justin Bieber in the makeup world. I'm not kidding. 202 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 1: I was coming off the beach last week and someone 203 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:15,440 Speaker 1: was like, I can't afford it. You're doing it, thank 204 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: you so much, Like this is the craziest accidental thing 205 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 1: that's ever happened, Thus proving that if you just have 206 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 1: fun with something and you just come from the heart, 207 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: it will usually lead you in the right direction. But 208 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,839 Speaker 1: when I review these things, if I like it, sometimes 209 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: I'll say, Okay, I like a picasso, which is not 210 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,440 Speaker 1: a real thing. It's like some sound that was on TikTok, 211 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: like I'm speaking in a TikTok language. Immediately. No, I'm 212 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,080 Speaker 1: not addressed in this crowd right now, like I'm talk 213 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,400 Speaker 1: I talk talk like I literally talk talk. I'm gonna 214 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 1: do it for you right now. Uh, that dress immediately now, Okay, 215 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: I've seen what I needed to see immediately. No, and then, um, 216 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: it's about that time, Like, let's get to work. It's 217 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,319 Speaker 1: about that time. I don't if I If I like something, 218 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,839 Speaker 1: it's great, let's do it. I don't want to do it. 219 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to go. I don't want to do that. 220 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to go. Someone sells me on it. Okay, 221 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 1: I like a picasso, like I'm a tiktalk talk I'm 222 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,880 Speaker 1: a TikToker. I'm a TikTok talker. It's fucking crazy all 223 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 1: day long. I'm at a ten. I'm at a ten right, 224 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm like this 225 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 1: weird short circuited robot that like is just saying things 226 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: like it just keeps repeating the same weird information and 227 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,679 Speaker 1: you don't even know what you're talking about, like I'm 228 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 1: not a human being. It speaks the English language, and 229 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: I hate running up the flagpole douche language. I am 230 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 1: the queen of douche talk language, the queen like, I 231 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: don't know anyone else that speaks their entire day, all day, 232 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,719 Speaker 1: every all day air day, which is not TikTok, that's 233 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: just another that's another dialective douche language, but all day 234 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: air day talking and talk. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. 235 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,040 Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll say like five more today. Um. On 236 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 1: that note, Lizzo, we got frustrated. She did a whole 237 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 1: bit of video. It's about that time. Oh, Brent asked me, 238 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 1: if it's something in a minute, in a minute, so 239 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: Lizzo song, it's about that time. And then in a minute. 240 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,680 Speaker 1: So she did this sort of randy talk where she's 241 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:20,319 Speaker 1: criticizing how everybody's been doing that dance in their dances. 242 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: So she's like, I'm tired of seeing it That's exactly 243 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:26,840 Speaker 1: she goes, I'm tired of seeing it in a minute, 244 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: in a one minute, so condescending, it's hilarious, Okay. So 245 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: then she gets really mad and she's like, and Valencias. 246 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 1: I assume it's Balenciaga Balenciaga shoes or bags or it 247 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,000 Speaker 1: feels like it's duplicate, so it might be two shoes, 248 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,840 Speaker 1: but so it's my Balencia ses So in the middle 249 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 1: of the video where she's like yelling into the TikTok 250 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,080 Speaker 1: sphere about how pissed she is, how people are doing 251 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: it and it's frightening because we're being reprimanded for not 252 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: doing it right. And then she gets really managed. She says, 253 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:04,199 Speaker 1: y'all ain't doing the Balencias. Where the Balencias is at? 254 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: Y'all ain't doing the Valencias with blas'm I know, I'm sorry, 255 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: but like, where are the Valenciasa is at? Like the 256 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:16,200 Speaker 1: Balencias is at. They're not here, they're here. Well that's 257 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 1: not a real word. What are fucking balencias. I'm doing 258 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,959 Speaker 1: the Balencias is wrong. I don't even know what the 259 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,119 Speaker 1: Valencias are, but I'm concerned because I'm doing the Balencias 260 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: is wrong. So it's like the truly dance to the 261 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: valenciass new made up TikTok word in the new made 262 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: up TikTok dance for the Lizzos song. Y'all don't be 263 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:41,839 Speaker 1: doing the Balencias where Valencias is at. So believe me 264 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 1: when my assistant does something this week and it's not 265 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: like up to snuff, I'll be like, y'all, I've been 266 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,200 Speaker 1: doing the Balenciases where the Blancias is at. Jesus, you 267 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: should sucking no better man. We'll do the Valencias where 268 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 1: the Valenciases are at, and everybody will be Okay. Should 269 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 1: have been a chapter in my book, Business is Personal. 270 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:04,359 Speaker 1: Do the fucking Valencias where the Valencias are at. Okay, 271 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,200 Speaker 1: Life will go much easier that way if you want 272 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,439 Speaker 1: to win at life, to the fucking Valenciasis where the 273 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 1: Balenciasis at. You know, what did I tell What did 274 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: I tell you? What did I tell you about doing 275 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 1: the Balencios is wrong? Okay, don't make me get up 276 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 1: out of this chair. Do the Balencias is right. Okay. 277 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,080 Speaker 1: Lizzo has spoken and we're not. Lizzo is a member 278 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,599 Speaker 1: of the not fucking around crew, and you better do 279 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 1: those fucking Balencias where they are at. The Valencias are here, 280 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 1: so come up to their level.