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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of s

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Speaker 1: Give it a mat up, friends, I'm the scat trends

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Speaker 1: I want. Courtesy of Brian the Editor.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm just I'm just sundown in a little

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Speaker 2: bit this Uh give it. I want to say morning,

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Speaker 2: but it's three pm.

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Speaker 3: It's three pm where you are, it's three pmm.

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Speaker 2: You're still in that robe, still in a bathrobe forever,

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Speaker 2: bathrobe forever.

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Speaker 1: Bathrobe energy is us Like, that's a good just a

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Speaker 1: good motto to live by. How are the egg prices

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Speaker 1: down in Mexico City.

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Speaker 2: Well, Jack, let me tell you. If I go waded

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Speaker 2: out like cocaine, well yeah, either my options for eggs

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Speaker 2: are I go to one of the numerous little little

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Speaker 2: shops in the neighborhood and I can just buy as

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Speaker 2: many or as few eggs as I want, and it's

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Speaker 2: so cheap that I don't even know how much it is.

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Speaker 2: Or I can go on Uber eats and have a

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Speaker 2: man bring me a dozen eggs for forty one pass,

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Speaker 2: which is roughly two dollars.

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Speaker 1: Living like a fucking king down there. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just I snuck into my neighbor's henhouse this morning and

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Speaker 1: he shot my butt.

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Speaker 3: With a shotgun in a fox dressed as a fox.

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Speaker 1: He shot my butt with a shotgun, but it just

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Speaker 1: exploded my underpants and I just had a heart underpants

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Speaker 3: But other than that fun and that's how we learned

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Speaker 3: your name was Jack. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm Jack. That right, there is Brian the editor,

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Speaker 1: the editor, the right ran the editor.

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Speaker 3: It's me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you you aren't the scatman, but you grew

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Speaker 1: up with the scatman, is that correct?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? The scatman was my stepdad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was all right.

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Speaker 1: I guess all right, Brian and UH would love to

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Speaker 1: keep talking about the scatman, but we have a bunch

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Speaker 1: of terrible news to speed run through. Uh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. This is it's just take take me back

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Speaker 1: to the old, the old Trump administration when it was

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Speaker 1: just a new outrageous fucking thing every day. But in

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Speaker 1: this case, it's like five new outrageous things every day.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: They're really flooding the zone with shit, uh in this

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Speaker 1: in this administration.

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Speaker 2: Remember how like out of it he seemed on the

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Speaker 2: campaign trail after the assassination, like he had just given up.

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Speaker 2: And it's just like Okay, he's charged up now, Like yeah,

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Speaker 2: somebody put the energizer, the battery in his back.

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Speaker 1: This is I do remember, he like has those he

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Speaker 1: goes in waves right where I think it's like adderall

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Speaker 1: based and like he'll get to he'll actually like rest

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Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks and like not be in

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Speaker 1: the public eye and then come back and just be raging.

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Speaker 1: And you know, it's like being in a you know,

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Speaker 1: abusive relationship where you're just like going with the ebbs

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Speaker 1: and flows of somebody's manic, crazy energy. But it does

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Speaker 1: feel like this time, you know how like Terminator two

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Speaker 1: This feels like the Crank two presidency of of you know,

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Speaker 1: Trump presidencies GC Crank two.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I was a big fan of the the

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Speaker 2: big middle fingers for the audience.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, anyways, that seems to be the Trump administry.

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Speaker 1: One of the Trump administrations guiding principles does a big

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Speaker 1: middle finger to the audience. They just paused quote and

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Speaker 1: quotes trillions of dollars in federal funding. So this is

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Speaker 1: after suddenly putting a stop to us for an aid

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Speaker 3: But then on Monday night.

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Speaker 1: I believe it was Tuesday morning, a memo revealed that

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Speaker 1: Trump now is going to temporarily pause federal funding for everything.

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Speaker 3: Basically the only.

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Speaker 1: Thing that won't be affected is Medicare and Social Security

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Speaker 1: because that would affect people like his age, his voter base.

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Speaker 1: But disaster relief, medical research, shelters for offering safety for

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Speaker 2: And I wonder, Jack, to what end, Like what four

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Speaker 2: D chess is he playing? Do you think that's a

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Speaker 2: really good question. I'm sure we can just go read

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Speaker 2: the New York Times to figure out the strategy behind this,

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Speaker 2: because that seems to be what their job is now,

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Speaker 2: is like you know what, So from this perspective, here

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Speaker 2: suggest everything from this is just trying to speed up

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Speaker 2: the collapse of civilization so he can do what he

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, that's such an interesting thing that

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Speaker 3: fandoms have created.

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Speaker 2: Is your favorite whoever the fuck can do any old

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Speaker 2: weird shit and the base will just create an excuse

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Speaker 2: for them. They don't even have to try to lie

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, Medicaid portals are frozen, and yeah, even

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Speaker 2: Yeah here they put here, they put boots on all

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Speaker 2: the meals on wheels vans. Really sad they might, I

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Speaker 2: mean truly like that might be. I don't know what,

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Speaker 2: like where where does this stuff? So I just to

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Speaker 2: read from the memo. According to the memo, this is

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Speaker 2: to assess compliance with Trump's executive orders, specifically relating to

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Speaker 2: DEI woke gender ideology and the Green New Deal. Again,

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Speaker 2: despite the fact that the Green New Deal was never

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Speaker 3: I feel something weird coming on. Jack. Just very exasperated SiGe. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's very exasperating.

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Speaker 1: I will allow an exasperated sigh because that thank your

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Speaker 1: explanation and no further answers your honor. That explanation is

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Speaker 1: basically just like I want to do something crazy to

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Speaker 1: see I'm going to ask you to do something crazy,

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Speaker 1: like I need you to kill your friend.

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Speaker 3: Fucking ear. All right, Yeah, so I know you're down,

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Speaker 3: except in this case it's elderly people.

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Speaker 1: I need to make sure that you're down for the

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Speaker 1: colony to some elderly people. The memo also blamed trans

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what a Marxist is anymore. Now,

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Speaker 3: I can guarantee you they don't either. Quote.

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Speaker 1: The use of federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism,

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Speaker 1: of taxpayer dollars. It's a So this is a blatant

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Speaker 2: Checks and balances like this, just trust in the system, bro,

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Speaker 2: Like checks and balances.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, balances. There are no checks and balances.

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Speaker 1: It turns out because everybody seems to be going with

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Speaker 1: us like that. That's I forget the quote, but it's

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Speaker 1: basically like a lot of the power that's given to,

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Speaker 1: you know, authoritarians, is just like freely granted by people

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Speaker 3: They don't want any smoke.

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Speaker 2: It's like he's got the energy of like a vindictive

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Speaker 2: like like an evil child in a Twilight.

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Speaker 3: Zone episode or something like yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where they have super weird powers and the parents

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Speaker 1: Okay, the weird left turn ending of Looper where it

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Speaker 3: Does that how Looper ends? Is the right movie?

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Speaker 2: Surprisingly forgettable movie with little cultural impact.

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Speaker 1: I know I saw it at first, and then they're like,

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Speaker 1: and now you're on a farm with a baby with superpowers.

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Speaker 1: The whole third act is in that on the in

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Speaker 1: am i I'm making Yeah, it's so weird. It's like

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Speaker 3: A sudden, Yeah, I don't know why it goes in

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Speaker 3: that direction. I don't know why we went in this.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, actually I do, because this is fucking terrible news.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's terrible news.

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Speaker 1: So we're just looking for and my brain reaches for

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Speaker 3: We didn't even cover.

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Speaker 1: Earlier in the week, when Trump randomly started a trade

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Speaker 1: war with Columbia. Basically, Columbia was like, hey, could you

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Speaker 1: like they've accepted deportation again. The Democratic Party when they

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Speaker 1: just not handcuffing them and putting them on military aircraft

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Speaker 1: and you know, going out of their way to mistreat

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Speaker 3: So because of course they would. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really fuzzy thing because once again the

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Speaker 3: What they see and straight up lying. Right.

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Speaker 2: So it's very unclear because I read I read the

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Speaker 2: It was kind of like a fuck around and find

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Speaker 2: out type thing. It's like, okay, hit me with terrorists

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Speaker 2: and enjoy your very expensive coffee America coffee.

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Speaker 3: President already started shooting up.

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Speaker 2: Trump has won this quote unquote trade battle, and I'm

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Speaker 2: they they won't really elaborate on what that means.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they So it really comes down to

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Speaker 1: the Columbia's only demand was that it not beyond military planes. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and they say, we're we've now started accepting you know,

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Speaker 3: They were sending their own planes, Like yes, so that

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Speaker 1: It was like Trump was in insisting at the military planes.

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Speaker 1: It's just like a fucking pissing contest. But because anytime

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Speaker 1: the story, which is that he won. Everybody scared of him.

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Speaker 1: He's the greatest and the strongest, and the media just

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Speaker 1: That's right, and we do we do have to just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, all right, we got one. He's definitely an immigrant.

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Speaker 3: It's just like you feel like you're shoplifting.

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Speaker 2: Now my question is what do you think their distinction

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Speaker 1: So, Brian, price gouging is an ugly term, an ugly term.

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Speaker 3: We do. This is called letting the market decide. It's

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Speaker 1: So we call it mountain de pricing. It's do the

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Speaker 3: a story. It's not on the dock, but whoa script.

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Speaker 1: Pete hag Seth got confirmed as Defense Secretary. We haven't

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Speaker 1: like a such a fucking shit fire hose that it's

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Speaker 1: impossible to keep up with, but yeah, striking a blow

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Speaker 1: for racist, evangelical, abusive, cable news hacks with drinking problems everywhere.

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Speaker 1: He was confirmed as the country's new Defense secretary by

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Speaker 1: the Senate on Friday only because jd Vance cast the

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Speaker 1: deciding vote, even though they have, you know, enough of

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Speaker 1: a majority that they shouldn't need that. Mitch McConnell is

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Speaker 1: growing a conscience here at the end of his life,

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Speaker 1: so he, Lisa Murkowski, and Susan Collins all voted against

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Speaker 1: confirming him, and they did it that They did it

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Speaker 1: because they knew that they still we were going to

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Speaker 1: get him through because of jd Vance. But jd Vance

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Speaker 1: for some reason pretended that he didn't know that this

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Speaker 1: was the job of the vice president. He was like,

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Speaker 1: I thought I was done voting in the Senate laugh

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Speaker 1: crying emoji. The laugh crying emoji has been ruined, Like

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Speaker 1: nobody were not allowed to use that anymore in public.

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Speaker 3: No, I only use that in like private rib it text. Really, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'll allow that. You do what you need to do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll You'll never catch me putting that in like

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Speaker 2: a tweet or something.

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Speaker 1: This is the smallest margin for a Defense secretary's confirmation

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Speaker 1: since the position was created in nineteen forty seven. But

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Speaker 1: what a fun what a fun guy. Jd Vance. You know,

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Speaker 1: it just seemed this is hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, you can just chill and have a

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Speaker 2: beer with it. Seems yeah, totally just real salt of

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Speaker 2: the earth.

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Speaker 1: But I want to shout out Christopher Walken who announced

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't have a cell phone.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a cell phone.

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Speaker 1: I've never emailed and can only watch TV using a

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Speaker 1: satellite dish on my house. And it is the thing

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Speaker 1: that I used to laugh at celebrities about, Like it

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Speaker 1: specifically started occurring to me when there was there was

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Speaker 1: that film.

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Speaker 3: I think it was called like the Internship, and it

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Speaker 3: was Vince and Google aed Google a where they get

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Speaker 3: an internship at Google and ship. I forgot about this movie.

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Speaker 1: And it's just so clear that they like don't know

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Speaker 1: what like in the interviews and like press for it

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Speaker 1: like they hadn't They've been They've just been famous since

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Speaker 1: before the Internet essentially.

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Speaker 3: Anyways.

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Speaker 1: I used to laugh at celebrities for this, and now

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, god, you know, I like Jenine Garofflo

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Speaker 1: was like I never like went on the internet. I

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Speaker 1: never got a computer, I never like got a phone.

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Speaker 1: And now it turns out that they were all right

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Speaker 1: all along.

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Speaker 3: It's nice work my life after these people, Like.

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Speaker 2: I'm using a form of exile that is very like

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Speaker 2: I get to have my own thoughts in my head.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of nice. Yeah that what what's that like?

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Speaker 3: Your own thoughts?

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Speaker 1: Well, shout out to Christopher Walking and all the all

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Speaker 1: the fine people not on the internet, not experiencing this

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Speaker 1: ship with with all of us. It's just nice to

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Speaker 1: nice to know that they're out there, you know, living

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Speaker 1: in reality.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that.

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Speaker 1: Is a version of reality, right, just kind of not

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Speaker 1: knowing unknowing about this ship. All right, Brian, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for joining on on this Tuesday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Uh oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and of course I thank you for joining. But

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Speaker 1: obviously you know you're you're just doing it because it

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Speaker 1: gives you a chance to tell people where they can

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Speaker 1: find you.

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Speaker 3: Brian, Where can people find you? Uh? You can't find

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Speaker 3: me at your mom's house. That's right. You can find

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Speaker 3: him at your mom's house, how about that? So how

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Speaker 3: about that? So go find him there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know you're all about self marketing,

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Speaker 1: so I'm glad. I'm always glad that I can give

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Speaker 1: you that opportunity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, where can people find you? Jack who me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nowhere near as far as you can imagine from

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Speaker 1: your mom's house, very respectful. You can find me on

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Speaker 1: Twitter at jack underscore of Brian and on Blue Sky

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Speaker 1: at jack Ob the number one and Jacob one Jacob

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Speaker 1: won but spelled with a c k. But yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's sometimes spelled that way. And that is

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Speaker 1: going to do it for this Tuesday Afternoon.

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Speaker 3: We're back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show.

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Speaker 1: We do have no trending episode tomorrow afternoon, and no

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Speaker 1: full episode on Thursday morning, but then we'll be back

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Speaker 1: with a trending on Thursday afternoon and.

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Speaker 3: A full episode on Friday. But we've got we got

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Speaker 3: some more stuff to do tomorrow. So yep, that is.

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Speaker 1: Where we will be some good old fashioned and corporate bonding.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, oh yeah, and I will be nothing like

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Speaker 1: forced fun.

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Speaker 3: Right not right, all right?

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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Speaker 1: get your vaccines, get your flu shots while you can

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Speaker 1: get them, while they're still in existence.

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Speaker 3: Don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk

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Speaker 3: to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye