1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo Cavan and Indianapolis. Right. 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 1: My husband is a jokester, but I don't find his 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: Christmas gift to be funny at all. He gave me 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: a gift card to our dentists with a note that said, 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: my teeth looked like butter. He's wasted five hundred dollars 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: on teeth whitening. Should I try to get our money back? 7 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 2: No, you need to probably need to go look into 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: that joke. Yeah. Wait a minute, yeah, you probably need 9 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 2: to go home look look into that joke, because you know, 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 2: terrible to somebody tell your teeth look like butter? Give 11 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 2: you five hundred dollars towards it if I will you 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 2: it's just me talking. I know, an extra five. Go 13 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 2: in there with a thousand and see if we can 14 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 2: at least come away with hot cream. You can just 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 2: do the butterless and half. Mine looked like heavy whipping cream, 16 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 2: you know kind of cream they made possible with. We 17 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 2: can just give it out. Yeah, and then you know 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: you you ain't got to work on it looking like milk. 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 2: But let's just get it off. Butter on it. 20 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: Taking him seriously because. 21 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 2: She's been looking at him out the whole time, so 22 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 2: you don't see it after watch, don't see the person, 23 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 2: you know, with a tooth missing after a while, they're 24 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 2: just gone like it ain't missing. 25 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: We are all the time. Yeah, you ain't got used. 26 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 2: So I had a pardoner man. Chris Walker had a 27 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 2: whole tooth missing in the front. At first one you 28 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 2: mess with him about it. Then we found out he 29 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: wasn't gonna do nothing about it, and then you know, 30 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 2: and in front of the girls. We didn't call him that, 31 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 2: but then you know, we called him t L in 32 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 2: front of the girls. You know L. Yeah, toothless, toothless. 33 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: You're less a too, so you toothless at the basketball court. 34 00:01:54,400 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: You was just toothless, alright? Moving on, Moving on Denise 35 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: and Charleston. Ney says, I am dating a man and 36 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: I'm having to share him with his ex wife and 37 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: his child because he hasn't moved out of the house. 38 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: He said he can't live apart from his child. I 39 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: told him he should have stayed married. Is he really 40 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: staying there for his child? 41 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you sure this is his ex? Oh mm? 42 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 2: Good point? 43 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: I mean part let that go, girl. 44 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 2: I can't little apart from my child. I got something. 45 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: Several children. 46 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:46,519 Speaker 2: I actually avoid him. I got living the same We 47 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: ain't got to say in the same state. Want Come on, lady, 48 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 2: I don't. I don't really know. And where is this 49 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 2: relationship going. You can't visit him. He can't come and 50 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 2: go as he please, because if you stay, can he 51 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 2: stay out all night with you? That's my question? 52 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: Mm, good one, all right? 53 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 2: If your visitations is limited to going to his place, 54 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 2: and the visitations is limited to how long he can 55 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 2: stay at your place, that's how he got to get 56 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 2: back in there. 57 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,639 Speaker 1: So he told her he was going through a divorce, 58 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: then sat out. 59 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 2: They got together, No, he said, his ex wife. 60 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: But he's still in the house. Yeah, he told me. 61 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 2: What y'all for? Some stupid stuff. Because of it, they 62 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 2: invented they I don't know if you heard it is, 63 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,119 Speaker 2: but they got new stuff called joint custody. 64 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: Uh huh. 65 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 2: And they came up with a new thing, another thing 66 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 2: called visitations. 67 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, that he can't live apart from his child, 68 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: all right. 69 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 2: You might as well stay married. Yeah, everybody kick you that. 70 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 2: Ask anybody that's got a child if they can't live 71 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 2: apart with him. Baby les for the weeknd. 72 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: They always breaking. Yeah, all right. Moving on to Jad's 73 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: in Hartford, Jad says, my man likes to snuggle up 74 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: under me while we sleep, but he doesn't always shower 75 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: before bed. He can't read my body language, so he 76 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: doesn't know when I don't want him on me. Am 77 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: I going to have to tell him that he's funky? 78 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 2: What should I do? 79 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: Hell? 80 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, you live with a stupid person. He can't read 81 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,919 Speaker 2: the room? Yeah right? 82 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,919 Speaker 1: How should she say it? Steve? What should she say? 83 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 2: Just go in, not just every time you walk in 84 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 2: the room. Got take hits, some people can't. What is it? 85 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: What? Baby? What? 86 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 2: Baby? Did you shower? Oh? Baby, baby, I'm so sorry. 87 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 2: I'm excuse me. I'm sorry. This is burning girl. You 88 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: got me yin it for your them? Yeah? 89 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: Coming over just to be close to you. Okay? Man, 90 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: So she should just tell him? Okay, all right? Last one? 91 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: See last one. Ralph and Saganaw says, I'm a sixty 92 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: nine year old retired truck driver and after being home 93 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,480 Speaker 1: a few months, I found out my wife has a 94 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: man on the side. She knows I've cheated on her before, 95 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: so I guess this is how karma goes. We haven't 96 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 1: had sex in years, But I do love her as 97 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,359 Speaker 1: my wife and friend. Should I put an end to 98 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 1: the affair or walk away? No? 99 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 2: You sixty nine dogs just riding on out. That's a 100 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 2: good idea. Get to know them? Yeah, go get to 101 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 2: know him. See the problem with you and your wife 102 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 2: and nobody talking about leaving nobody. You ain't leaving her. 103 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 2: She ain't leaving you. She ain't leaving him. He ain't 104 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 2: leaving her. 105 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:22,799 Speaker 1: They just cool? 106 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 2: What the aes had something to do with it? Because yeah, 107 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 2: it's sixty nine dog, you would just you love her 108 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 2: as your friend and your wife. 109 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,160 Speaker 1: You know what? What's they're not intimate? 110 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 2: What's some questions? 111 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: What's some questions he could ask her about? 112 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 2: Like maybe you y'all hungry? So what y'all want to 113 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 2: watch tonight? 114 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: Netflick? 115 00:06:56,839 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 2: Yeah they're in that, hey bro, Yeah you see him 116 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:02,039 Speaker 2: all the house shoes. 117 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: That's my favorite. They're a thle. 118 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 2: That's it. Okay, Okay, maybe we're gonna all sit here 119 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 2: on this couch watching this movie. We need to go 120 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 2: in there and get that comfort off the bed. I'm 121 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 2: not under the throat. Y'all got both the throws. Now, 122 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 2: we're gonna need this comfort the selfish. 123 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: I love a good throw though, Steve, Baby, Yes. 124 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 2: As you know, mobile drinking all the kool aid. 125 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:46,000 Speaker 1: Now all right, thank you. See Hello, this is. 126 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 2: Steve Harbin Marty show Man. If you're not a certified 127 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 2: prankster and this is not what you do for a living, 128 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 2: you should not be jumping into this. Gone your lank. 129 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: That's interesting, what, Steve. 130 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 2: The certification is what I'm so you can actually go 131 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 2: somewhere and get them. 132 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: Out Frank School. I'm thirty five to have a graduation. 133 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 2: Times more Steve Harby Morning Show coming up right after that.