Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably shake Y. I am
Speaker 2: Giselle Bryant. What's up? What's up? I'm Romin Dixon. Thank
Speaker 2: you for being here with us once again. No, and
Speaker 2: we're now in No, it's not May. No, it's we're
Speaker 2: still April April. It's the end. It's the end of April. Gosh.
Speaker 2: I know we say this every time, but time is flying,
Speaker 2: Time's flying. Shout out to my twins. Their birthdays this week.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, so what's their zodiac time tours?
Speaker 2: Yeah, big time, big time tours. They're turning nineteen. Wow.
Speaker 2: Ain't that crazy? That's wild? Nineteen wow. That means I'm
Speaker 2: I'm getting old or I'm staying the same, that they're
Speaker 2: getting old. That's the crazy part.
Speaker 1: It's like we watch our kids get old, but at
Speaker 1: the same time, we're getting old, but we feel like
Speaker 1: we're like stuck in place. Yes, because Sae, we kind
Speaker 1: of looked the same, act the same. But the kid
Speaker 1: it's like it's the kids that really let.
Speaker 2: You know that you're getting old. Yeah, that time's going by. Yeah, yes, wow,
Speaker 2: who Yeah, anyway, and I can I can kind of
Speaker 2: tell you. Well, I'll tell you later. Yeah, well, okay,
Speaker 2: I find I'll tell you now. So okay, this is
Speaker 2: this would have would have been the first year that
Speaker 2: the twins didn't have a birthday together. Oh right, yeah.
Speaker 2: So they were both in their fields okay, and a
Speaker 2: Door was like, Mom, I think we should like surprise Angel.
Speaker 2: That'd be cute. So A Door and I are flying
Speaker 2: to Atlanta. Oh cute to surprise Angel because a Door
Speaker 2: on her birthday has like a reading day or something,
Speaker 2: so she doesn't necessarily happen. Okay, Okay. So in the meantime,
Speaker 2: for like the past couple of weeks, Angel's been hitting
Speaker 2: us up like I can't believe that Door and I
Speaker 2: are going to be together, and she's been crying. Oh,
Speaker 2: she's so upset about it. Oh my gosh. And we've
Speaker 2: just been like looking at her like okay because we know,
Speaker 2: like we're going okay. So I'm feeling bad for Angel
Speaker 2: because she's like she's like going through it's going through it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: So of course you have to record that because I
Speaker 1: love seeing the videos when especially when like the military
Speaker 1: people come home from being overseas and they surprise their
Speaker 1: kid at school and the kid like, so we.
Speaker 2: Need yeah, yeah, okay, I'll be on top of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'll do that. Okay, so I'll report back,
Speaker 2: But you got to it's so sweet. It's it's sweet,
Speaker 2: but it's cute, it's like and it's.
Speaker 1: It's awesome because at this age that there's still like
Speaker 1: wait a minute, yeah, I need to spend time with
Speaker 1: my sister on my birthday.
Speaker 2: Because it's both their birthdays. Yes, yeah, and they don't
Speaker 2: know it any other way, right, Yeah, So we'll actually
Speaker 2: get there the night before their birthday. Once Angel sees me,
Speaker 2: I know she's gonna pack her back so fast and
Speaker 2: like go to my hotel. So we'll all be together
Speaker 2: for like to wake up on their birthday. I think
Speaker 2: she's got.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you're going to surprise her the day before
Speaker 1: okay okay, and so that we'll.
Speaker 2: Have the whole day the next day to do whatever,
Speaker 2: got it? So she can skip her classes or she
Speaker 2: has to go to classes. That's fine. A Door was like, Mom,
Speaker 2: we going to the mall. I was like, we're gonna
Speaker 2: tear that mall down. We're gonna tear down now where
Speaker 2: do they like to shop? So they either want to
Speaker 2: go to Skims speaking.
Speaker 1: Of SIMS store and them the mall in Atlanta okay,
Speaker 1: and and or Aloe Okay, So either either or we're
Speaker 1: gonna tear it down.
Speaker 2: Okay. So did you see the Skims? I have it
Speaker 2: on my phone. Do you see the Skims. It's like
Speaker 2: a pop up and there's like this brawl that was
Speaker 2: across the mall and people were jumping on it's like
Speaker 2: a trampoline. No, you didn't see this, No, but it's
Speaker 2: it was like genius to me because it was a
Speaker 2: Skims pop up in the mall. No, I did not.
Speaker 2: And people were straight up jumping up and down on bras. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: let me show you give give me give me one second. Okay.
Speaker 2: While you're looking and we're talking about it, I hear this. Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh they're like, oh my god, that looks How fun
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 1: That looks fun? But kind of scary. So they're like
Speaker 1: bungee kind of it's like a trampoline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's in the shape of so the.
Speaker 1: Cup, the cup of the brawl is what flipped over
Speaker 1: or so you're jumping into the inside of the cup
Speaker 1: and bouncing up and bouncing from one cup to the
Speaker 1: other cup.
Speaker 2: How how genius is that? That's that's crazy. So I
Speaker 2: don't know if m I don't know if somebody in
Speaker 2: her marketing team thought of it, but that's genius.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's fun. So they only did that
Speaker 1: in one What Mam was.
Speaker 2: That I didn't say, I would assume somewhere in maybe Vegas,
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe like a big attraction. Yeah, okay, that's awesome,
Speaker 1: good for her. I was gonna say, speaking of Skims
Speaker 1: and Kardashians, now, I mean they're okay, we you already,
Speaker 1: we already. We didn't talk about the Crumble, the Kardashian Crumble.
Speaker 2: No, I called you. You texted it to sent it
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, I liked the flavor. I mean,
Speaker 1: the flavors were pretty basic, but I like basic flavor,
Speaker 1: like dessert, you know, like yellow cake, yes, snickerdoodle.
Speaker 2: Okay. So so for those of y'all who don't know,
Speaker 2: the Kardashians had their own week of Crumble cookies and
Speaker 2: they got to choose the cookie.
Speaker 1: Right right, right, So so anyway, they have that collaboration
Speaker 1: and apparently Courteney's was gluten free and everyone said it
Speaker 1: was disgusting.
Speaker 2: They like literally put in their mouth and spit it out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a gluten free chocolate cake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like one of those flowerless chocolate chocolate cakes. Did
Speaker 1: you ever go and get any.
Speaker 2: So I got it. I got Chris's Chriss was vanilla cake,
Speaker 2: chocolate frosting. I liked it, but you can only eat
Speaker 2: like two bites and you have to throw it away
Speaker 2: because it's just too sweet. Yeah, it just got to
Speaker 2: be weird too much. Chloe we had I think, like
Speaker 2: the snicker doodle one. Maybe did she? I don't think
Speaker 2: I had that. I think I had the uh no, no,
Speaker 2: Kim had a snickerdoodle Okay, that was just okay whatever,
Speaker 2: And I got whatever Chloe had. I can't remember what
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: It a fun fatty one kind of I think that was.
Speaker 2: I think that was Kylie had the fun I don't know,
Speaker 2: but they they they were just okay, they weren't grand, Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Well I.
Speaker 1: Didn't go anyway, So they had that collaboration. I'm saying
Speaker 1: all this to say that they are everywhere now. Chloe
Speaker 1: has popcorn protein popcorn.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Called cloud and it's of course spelled with a K
Speaker 1: K H l o U d protein popcorn. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like it's it's it's dusted in protein powder.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That sounds disgusting, sounds weird, right, Yeah, that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 1: But I'm just they are everywhere their interview everything. It's
Speaker 1: like they're going to try something. Yeah, it's crazy because
Speaker 1: I can see what sticks.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just bought some lashes, like some strip lashes,
Speaker 2: and from this you know, random place that I get
Speaker 2: lashes from, and they sent me. They put I guess
Speaker 2: in the box Chloe lashes. So Chloe has her own
Speaker 2: like last strip. Oh my gosh, I am an get
Speaker 2: your get the like gets stuff.
Speaker 1: You don't even realize it's theirs.
Speaker 2: Listen, get it, get it. Okay. Can I tell you
Speaker 2: my shady moment? Yes?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Okay. So went to New York. This just happened, and
Speaker 2: I'm on the train coming home, and I was very
Speaker 2: happy because I thought nobody was sitting next to me.
Speaker 2: Then this man comes. He sits down, but before he
Speaker 2: gets to the seat, he's literally sneezing. El oh god.
Speaker 2: And then he gets in the seat and he's blowing
Speaker 2: his nose and sneezing. So mind you if y'all don't
Speaker 2: know this, train seats are like right next to each other.
Speaker 2: They're like boom boom, like next. So I was searching
Speaker 2: through my back because I was like, I know I
Speaker 2: have a mask in here somewhere. I know, I do,
Speaker 2: I know I do. I did not. Yeah, I had
Speaker 2: like a hoodie like that hoodie was like zipped up
Speaker 2: over my everything because I'm like, dude, and why don't
Speaker 2: you have on a mask. You're sick, right, you are
Speaker 2: blowing your nose and coughing, and you're sitting next to me.
Speaker 2: My gosh, I almost wanted to jump off my and
Speaker 2: he never said anything.
Speaker 1: He never was like excuse me, No, I never got it.
Speaker 1: You should have asked the train conductor if they had
Speaker 1: a mask.
Speaker 2: Oh, next time, I will yeah, because I'm sure they do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I should have got a stack of them, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: And then you should have put it on all dramatically,
Speaker 1: like yeah, first of when you walk past, excuse me,
Speaker 1: do you have a mask?
Speaker 2: And then he gives it you just like that'd have
Speaker 2: been like a major caring moment and I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: cared at all, Like I would have done the whole thing. Yes,
Speaker 2: and he should, and I would have been like, yo,
Speaker 2: you need to put one on too, right, because you
Speaker 2: won't just affect me, You'll affect like people what six
Speaker 2: feet away? Yes, yeah, thanks sir, but miraculously I'm fine, yeah,
Speaker 2: thank gods. So yeah, and this is a PSA like
Speaker 2: if you're sick, we we remember COVID that was actually yesterday,
Speaker 2: So put your mask on and save everybody else from
Speaker 2: getting your sicknesses.
Speaker 1: But that's how people, that's how it travels. Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Whenever it is a cold, a flu, a COVID anything,
Speaker 2: that's how it travels, like all over the country. Like
Speaker 2: we were coming from New York going to DC. I
Speaker 2: don't know where that man's going. But let's say I
Speaker 2: got sick. Well I'm about to fly to l A.
Speaker 1: Right, and so now I'm affecting all of Los Angeles
Speaker 1: right exactly? Yeah, No, it's not right, Like why are
Speaker 1: the measles a thing?
Speaker 2: Now? Why? It's crazy? Right? Because I think our president
Speaker 2: thinks that we don't need to be vaccinated or RFK.
Speaker 1: Well no, I mean those are those people's choice that
Speaker 1: they didn't vaccinate, vaccinate themselves, because what is it the
Speaker 1: MMR vaccination?
Speaker 2: You get it really young when when you're when you're
Speaker 2: a baby. At this point, I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 2: I think got it. Yeah, yes we did.
Speaker 1: No, we probably didn't get it when we were babies.
Speaker 2: They probably got it later.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but now, but I know both of my
Speaker 1: kids got it when they were babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So well, first of all, you can't even get
Speaker 2: in school without it, and right, you don't have a
Speaker 2: choice here, right exactly, yeah, exactly. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's people who choose not to vaccinate, vaccinate themselves.
Speaker 1: But then I think I feel like I heard that
Speaker 1: someone who was vaccinated got the measles and died or
Speaker 1: something something crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, y'all, you know it's a measles epidemic,
Speaker 2: So govern yourself according yes, yeah, please stay safe. Okay, So.
Speaker 1: My shady moment is just I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: self inflicted whatever anyway, Yes.
Speaker 2: Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: So anyway, I like I have I'm I probably and
Speaker 1: this is you know, okay, like beating up on myself.
Speaker 1: I probably I probably weigh them moment that I've weighed
Speaker 1: like ever in my life except for like when I
Speaker 1: was pregnant.
Speaker 2: Right, So I'm like, okay, where is this weight? Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just that's the thing about me, Like
Speaker 1: the weight gets distributed like pretty.
Speaker 2: Evenly, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it's like, oh, it's like all in my upper thighs,
Speaker 1: all in my you know. Anyway, So I'm like trying
Speaker 1: to be on this like, you know, Okay, fitness kick
Speaker 1: Juan and I are working out together. We go to
Speaker 1: the gym together, we walk four or five miles together. Okay,
Speaker 1: So last week it was like I went, I was
Speaker 1: like working out every day, lifting weights, working out, walking,
Speaker 1: doing exercise, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And I get on the scale.
Speaker 1: And I'm two pounds heavier, two pounds heavier than when
Speaker 1: I started the week, And I'm like, what.
Speaker 2: The like what stuff? Isn't that like water weight? I
Speaker 2: don't know. It's so discouraging.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm over here, like, yeah, I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 1: I'm consistent, I'm working out, working hard.
Speaker 2: Up in here. But what'll what y'all eat?
Speaker 1: I'm eating like I'm eating, but I don't eat terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm eating what I always eat.
Speaker 2: Okay. And how about at night? No, I don't eat
Speaker 2: like crazy at night. Okay, you stop eating with the boys.
Speaker 2: You can't eat with the boys.
Speaker 1: Well, I try not to eat past eight okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I mean it's just like crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is happening? I don't know, it's just
Speaker 2: it's so discouraging.
Speaker 1: So I stopped working out, and I stopped walking and I.
Speaker 2: And you're eating twinkies. Yeah, I just hell with it.
Speaker 2: Okay now, and now I'm about to call somebody give
Speaker 2: me some ozempic or something. Yeah, listen, listen, every everybody
Speaker 2: is on that nonsense. I'm not, but most people I
Speaker 2: know are.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people are. So I do
Speaker 1: want Okay, if anyone's listening, and you have an experience
Speaker 1: with a g l P one, ozampig manjar or whatever, yeah,
Speaker 1: like right right right right to me and tell me
Speaker 1: what your experience is like, because I am literally considering doing.
Speaker 2: But but what you want is the is the negatives.
Speaker 2: You know you know, you know, you know it works.
Speaker 2: We've seen people it works. You want to know them.
Speaker 2: You need the nextive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right, and that and the negatives are
Speaker 1: going to make me like forget it.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you need you need honesty. You need honesty.
Speaker 2: So if your hair fell out, you need to say that,
Speaker 2: If you shit did something green, you need to say that,
Speaker 2: like all those things we need to know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: well Robin needs to know. Yes, But by the way,
Speaker 2: I just want to say, Robin looks fine to me.
Speaker 2: No I don't. I'm not like I don't. Okay, she's
Speaker 2: not she's you know, That's.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. Like I don't want to like beat
Speaker 1: myself up because of course we're our worst critics. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, and but we know like you know when
Speaker 1: your clothes fit differently. You know what I think the
Speaker 1: kicker for me is like when I look at old
Speaker 1: pictures of myself when I thought I wasn't in great shape,
Speaker 1: or when I thought back then like that I need
Speaker 1: to lose weight, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, like I actually looked really good then.
Speaker 1: And so you know what I'm saying, It's like you
Speaker 1: compare it to what you look like today and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, and it's just like it creeps slowly. So
Speaker 1: for me, I'm at the point where I just need
Speaker 1: to like pull it back. I need to get it
Speaker 1: under control. And then you know, at this age, I'm
Speaker 1: forty six, so like all the female hormone type stuff
Speaker 1: comes into play, Like how much of that is a factor.
Speaker 2: You see a lot of people totally go.
Speaker 1: Through perimenopause and menopause and like their weight fluctuates, and.
Speaker 2: You know, something like trying to get it under control,
Speaker 2: and you have to be good to yourself, like we're
Speaker 2: not gonna get stressed out over this.
Speaker 1: Yes, but but that scale, yeah.
Speaker 2: And they say, Robbie, I supposed to You're not supposed
Speaker 2: to do that. We scale every day. Doing that, you're
Speaker 2: going to drive yourself crazy. I never weigh myself. I
Speaker 2: don't have a scale, but I do.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I don't weigh myself, then then
Speaker 1: you don't know like.
Speaker 2: Where you are. You know where you are. You're because
Speaker 2: based off of your clothes that don't shrink, you know
Speaker 2: where you are. Okay, well z big hair, I come, okay,
Speaker 2: don't know that's fine. Call Karen. Oh no, she's in jail.
Speaker 2: Calla took. She said, I need to talk to her.
Speaker 2: She said it wasn't like she took something different. She
Speaker 2: took something different. Yeah, Cautry looks amazing. She does.
Speaker 1: She looks great, and she looks like she doesn't look
Speaker 1: like anything else was negatively affected.
Speaker 2: Yes, like her face looks good. Yes, yeah, because we've
Speaker 2: seen the sunken faces. By the way. I saw one yesterday.
Speaker 1: I was in the hair salon, and I mean, it's
Speaker 1: funny when people just try to deny it was a
Speaker 1: lady that you know, I see all the time. I
Speaker 1: see her all the time, and I noticed like her
Speaker 1: face looked really sunking in. Her body looked really small,
Speaker 1: and I said something to my hairstylus. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think something, you know, did she do a Olympic
Speaker 1: like something?
Speaker 2: Looks you know whatever.
Speaker 1: She was like, she won't admit to it, she said,
Speaker 1: I asked her, she said, because her hair is thinning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know, I've asked her like what's going on
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, but she won't admit to it.
Speaker 2: So but I know, but seeing her, I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't look like that. I think you can manage
Speaker 2: it the way that you you be fine. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So let's say you're supposed to take ten percent.
Speaker 1: Just take two right exactly? Yeah, yeah, that's what I want,
Speaker 1: like the microdose.
Speaker 2: Yes boom? Who else looks at.
Speaker 1: Marge Margaret from New Jersey? She posted I guess she's
Speaker 1: doing a promotion for one of these weight loss things.
Speaker 1: She posted something about whatever she did and she looks amazing,
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'll call them.
Speaker 1: I don't think she was big, no, but and that's no,
Speaker 1: she wasn't big. But everyone out now is skinny, yeah
Speaker 1: you know and lean?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, speaking of in Big Trouble Shannon Sharp, can
Speaker 2: we discuss him with what he calls his big black dick? Right?
Speaker 2: What he's is he doing? And why why are you this?
Speaker 2: What it's like dumb? Why are you this old? This accomplished?
Speaker 1: Its busy and you have time to be with a.
Speaker 2: Nineteen was she eighteen or the summer nineteen nineteen? Nineteen
Speaker 2: year old young lady like? And he was really in
Speaker 2: a relationship with her apparently for two years. That's insane. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm sure he was saying a lot of people. She
Speaker 2: wasn't the only one. She thought she was the only one.
Speaker 2: Because okay, so is that is this a fetish? Do
Speaker 2: you think. I don't know. Okay, So just for for
Speaker 2: those of you who don't know Shannon Sharp, who has
Speaker 2: He's on ESPN, He's on First Take. He's on First
Speaker 2: Take with It on SPN. He has a podcast called Nightcap.
Speaker 2: He has a podcast that's just him interviewing.
Speaker 1: Club celebrities, right club. And that's probably where he really
Speaker 1: blew up, because remember he did the that Kat Williams
Speaker 1: interview that you know millions and millions of people.
Speaker 2: And the reason why I blew up was because Kat
Speaker 2: was talking ninety percent of the time. This was did
Speaker 2: not blow up because because of Shon's great Then he
Speaker 2: has a he has the podcast with Chad O Chosenko,
Speaker 2: and I think that's it. Yeah, and he probably has
Speaker 2: endorsements and all that.
Speaker 1: But apparently he was about to sign a I don't
Speaker 1: know what it was, for a one hundred million dollars deal.
Speaker 2: So I inside inside Baseball on that is I heard
Speaker 2: that that's not true. Yeah, okay, I heard that that
Speaker 2: was kind of put out there to see if the
Speaker 2: girl was going to ask from come and ask for money.
Speaker 2: It was kind of like a ploy. Okay, see her
Speaker 2: next move. But regardless, Shannon, your lawyer said, y'all offer
Speaker 2: this woman ten million dollars, right, so which I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know any think about his bank account,
Speaker 2: but do you have ten million liquid?
Speaker 1: Is what I said.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, he's doing really good. You want
Speaker 2: to just pay.
Speaker 1: They don't talk about your sex capades, so anyway, so
Speaker 1: you didn't finish telling them like, well, actually happens.
Speaker 2: So he so this woman is suing him for rape,
Speaker 2: I believe, and sexual assault because he was in a
Speaker 2: two year relationship at the time. He was fifty two,
Speaker 2: I believe she was nineteen. Now it's just like two
Speaker 2: years later, so he's fifty four, she's twenty two. And
Speaker 2: there's text messages and audio messages that have come out,
Speaker 2: and the woman is like.
Speaker 3: Shannon, I told you I didn't want you to put
Speaker 3: your big black dick in my butt, but you did,
Speaker 3: and no means no. And I asked you to put
Speaker 3: a condo mone and you said no.
Speaker 2: And then they talk on the phone and she mind
Speaker 2: you that voice, that's how she sounds on the phone.
Speaker 2: So I just didn't pull that voice out of my ass.
Speaker 2: But she says to Shannon, like he says, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: choke you. You want me to choke you, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: choke you to you almost die. And she's like, Shannon,
Speaker 2: now to be choked? Why like all of this nonsense, Like,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Think he saying he's gonna choke her in a kinky way.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, well I mean he said something about
Speaker 2: choking her in public or up. Yeah, he's gonna choke
Speaker 2: her in public? To death? Yes, yes, Now I think
Speaker 2: he's saying to death like like I'm no, not killed,
Speaker 2: just like to death like but not in the kill way.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: This is not funny. It's all ridiculous. It's insane. It's like, dude,
Speaker 2: So so okay, So I didn't know ESPN was Disney.
Speaker 2: I did not know that. Yeah really ok Yeah, so
Speaker 2: Disney's like, I'm sure, yes, so by time this airs,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there'll be some sort of fallout, right right,
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's gonna lose it all right? Oh wait
Speaker 2: wait wait we didn't even talk about him coming out
Speaker 2: when doing his little his speech. Yes, so he did
Speaker 2: a Sean P. Diddy Coombs I'm innocent speech.
Speaker 3: And he was like, if y'all don't know, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: let y'all know I'm gonna be transparent.
Speaker 2: This is Tony Buzzby. Tony Buzzby is stereotyping all black
Speaker 2: men to make us look like we ain't what we
Speaker 2: say we are. I ain't know what he said, and
Speaker 2: then he said something like, this is a shakedown. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be transparent with y'all because y'all know that's how
Speaker 2: I do. I'm transparent. Boy. Good nights to my.
Speaker 4: Family, friends, supporters, and colleagues. I want to speak to
Speaker 4: you directly and from the heart. This is a shakedown.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be open, transparent and defend myself because this
Speaker 4: isn't right. This is all being orchestrated by Tony Buzzby,
Speaker 4: who is targeted jay Z. Tony Buzzby targets black men,
Speaker 4: and I believe he's going to release a thirty second
Speaker 4: clip of a sex tape that tries to make me
Speaker 4: look guilty and played into every stereotype you could possibly imagine.
Speaker 4: That video should actually be ten minutes or so. Hey, Tony,
Speaker 4: instead of releasing your edit, put the whole video out.
Speaker 4: I don't have it, or I will it myself. You
Speaker 4: know what happened, and you're trying to manipulate the media.
Speaker 1: And then proceededs to be like, yeah, there's a sex
Speaker 1: tape women, a sex tape.
Speaker 2: He said, I don't have the sex tape because y'all
Speaker 2: know me. If I had it, I would put it
Speaker 2: all out there. But Tony Buzzby just gonna put thirty
Speaker 2: thirty seconds out because he's trying to make me look bad.
Speaker 2: He's trying to bury me. He will not bury me,
Speaker 2: show the whole thing. But he should have said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I had sex with her in her butt and she
Speaker 2: told me not to, but I did it anyway, Like
Speaker 2: he should have just said that, this is ridiculous. This
Speaker 2: is so ridiculous. But like, listen, men need to be smarter,
Speaker 2: is long story short, Yes, especially men who are public right,
Speaker 2: who have a huge platform in several different pots and
Speaker 2: on powerful networks, powerful networks. Black, Yes, y'll just need
Speaker 2: to be a little smarter. Yeah, Like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, there's clearly no law broken in
Speaker 1: dealing with the nineteen year old no right now. But
Speaker 1: I feel like because my question was like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: well where's the.
Speaker 2: Crime, right well, and this is a civil law. This
Speaker 2: is of course because this ain't number of money, right,
Speaker 2: So where's the crime?
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking something must have happened at some point
Speaker 1: in this relationship where this girl did feel threatened or wabe.
Speaker 2: Well, the crime was she said, I told you not
Speaker 2: to put it in my butt and you did.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: No means no. That's so that's what she's saying. Is
Speaker 2: the rape. That's what she's saying, is the crime. Yes, Okay.
Speaker 1: And then but for her to start recording him, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I guess this is this is how
Speaker 1: he treated her, and this is how he spoke to
Speaker 1: her all the time. Yeah, and then she finally was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to record it. But it's still why is
Speaker 1: this a criminal? I mean, why is this a civil lawsuit?
Speaker 2: Again? Because she's saying she was raped, she's saying she
Speaker 2: was sexually assault I should be a criminal. Oh, I
Speaker 2: see what you're saying. Yeah. Why why did we just
Speaker 2: get to the money, right? I think I think in
Speaker 2: her mind, she's broken, she needs money.
Speaker 1: So if he offered ten million dollars, why didn't she
Speaker 1: take it?
Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing, this is the thing. He's screaming.
Speaker 2: I'm innocent, I'm innocent. This is a setup. But you
Speaker 2: but your lawyer said you offered her ten million dollars
Speaker 2: right before anybody knew anything about this, right, Why didn't
Speaker 2: she take it? I don't know. Yes, maybe because she
Speaker 2: thought she could get more who knows who. But I'm sick.
Speaker 2: But I tell you, I don't know nothing about this
Speaker 2: man back account. But I'm telling you right now, you
Speaker 2: ain't getting more.
Speaker 5: No, right, you go right because because guess what, he
Speaker 5: about to get fired, so can't give her money exactly,
Speaker 5: So she just so it's like instead of taking the
Speaker 5: ten million dollars and shutting up, now you ruin his
Speaker 5: You you put the shit out there, and you ruin
Speaker 5: his life so that he can't make any more money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and is like, why would he give you any
Speaker 2: money at this point?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they go toport if they settle, what
Speaker 1: do they settle? But but why is he going to
Speaker 1: settle at this point? He she's already put it out there, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like versus like when like with Puffy and Cassie,
Speaker 1: Cassie didn't really she kind of like sprinkled, but.
Speaker 2: She didn't put she didn't like, Oh I'm sorry, the
Speaker 2: girl said she has more stuff.
Speaker 1: You're right, she said she has more more evidence. Right,
Speaker 1: But in my opinion, Shannon Sharp is probably close to done. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: like he's probably close to done.
Speaker 2: But I did say that to one.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, he got ten million dollars sitting
Speaker 1: around just to be paying.
Speaker 2: Like okay, so what was this? Where were his football deals?
Speaker 1: I mean back then he probably didn't he made money,
Speaker 1: but he hasn't played football and how long?
Speaker 2: And he probably made like one hundred million from football,
Speaker 2: fifty million from football back then, probably at least fifty
Speaker 2: from football because he won a couple.
Speaker 1: Of okay, okay, if and half of that is gone
Speaker 1: from taxes, agent fees, yes, lord fees.
Speaker 2: And then we look can calculated. I know, I know
Speaker 2: that's what. Sorry, Shanon. At this point I'm saying I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying sorry for imitating you. I'm just saying sorry,
Speaker 2: but counting your coins, yeah, he just I don't know.
Speaker 1: Regardless, Lesson learned don't mess with the freaking nineteen year
Speaker 1: old and then be like aggressive with them, like you know,
Speaker 1: don't don't try to like assert your power over them.
Speaker 1: And maybe that's why he was with her because he
Speaker 1: couldn't do that with women who are more you know, established, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all of that, like whyse and mature people are not
Speaker 1: going to go for what he's doing. And maybe he's
Speaker 1: tried and people don't go for it. It's just yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, why is he? I mean, this is the thing,
Speaker 2: like what you what you want personally? You know what
Speaker 2: your kinks are, what your what your thing is? Cool,
Speaker 2: that's your thing, but like be smart about it. Right,
Speaker 2: did she sign NDA? Did you make her sign of NDA?
Speaker 2: Are you protecting yourself? Like? And lets us never forget Shannon,
Speaker 2: you are a black man in America and you were
Speaker 2: fooling around with a little white girl. So congratulations, mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You actually after yourself in the butt? He did, he did,
Speaker 2: he did your but I think might be hurting right now.
Speaker 2: All right, So I did want to talk about the
Speaker 2: pope because the pope did pass away, Okay, And I
Speaker 2: know you're not Catholic, but I am. And this particular
Speaker 2: pope was great, like he very much was for the homeless,
Speaker 2: for the poor, for equality. You know, the Catholic Church
Speaker 2: uting people like for who and what they are, because
Speaker 2: the Catholic Church in the past has been accused of
Speaker 2: like being anti gay all that. No, he that wasn't him.
Speaker 2: He was great, totally, totally great. And it's very sad.
Speaker 2: And you know, the last person he saw before oh God,
Speaker 2: insult to injury. But first of all, I love the
Speaker 2: fact that he passed away on Easter or the day
Speaker 2: it was the day after Easter. No, it was Easter.
Speaker 2: I thought it was the day after.
Speaker 1: I think I made it through Easter and then passed
Speaker 1: away like the next morning.
Speaker 2: I thought it.
Speaker 1: Passed away that night, okay, So either way, it was
Speaker 1: like seven in the morning he passed away.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Still, he made it to Easter, he made it to
Speaker 1: Eastern and he was out.
Speaker 2: And he blessed the people. Yes, yes, and then he
Speaker 2: got a visitor called JD. Van First, why from what
Speaker 2: I did well that the White House or his people
Speaker 2: asked to have a one on one with the Pope, okay,
Speaker 2: because he's doing this like me tour. Okay, because you know,
Speaker 2: they tried to go to Greenland and they was like,
Speaker 2: get the hell out of here. So the Pope said no.
Speaker 2: Pope's people said no, oh really they did. At the
Speaker 2: last minute they I guess they kept begging JD. Vans
Speaker 2: kept begging, so they said, okay, fine, So this fool
Speaker 2: goes to visit the pope and now the Pope is
Speaker 2: no longer with us. Okay, it's not funny. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's just your consistenty killed the prope. This is after.
Speaker 1: He dropped the uh, the trophy.
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, but let's let's run this down. You got
Speaker 2: kicked out of Greenland, okay, because mind you, that Greenland
Speaker 2: thing was supposed to be just his wife. And then
Speaker 2: he said I'm coming and then they was like, get
Speaker 2: the hell out. Then you dropped the Ohio State trope.
Speaker 2: Break it, break it. You broke the ship, okay on television.
Speaker 2: Then you went to Rome to the Vatican to see
Speaker 2: and get blessings from the Pope, and the Pope couldn't
Speaker 2: take your toxic gas. We're gonna rest in peace, the pope.
Speaker 2: And okay. So this is this is this Pope looks good.
Speaker 2: Is amazing.
Speaker 1: He looked fine on Eastern when he was out in
Speaker 1: the car, he was out in the bouse.
Speaker 2: I think he just was like you think you think
Speaker 2: vance like slipped them something because they did shake hands.
Speaker 2: He could have had something. I was saying, I know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get in trouble for this, okay, not mine,
Speaker 2: not mine? Okay. So so now I'm kind of excited, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: because you know about the whole voting for the next pope, right, yes,
Speaker 2: and there's a conclave and black smoke, white smoke. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be good. Okay, So has that started yet? No?
Speaker 2: I don't think the conclave is for a couple of months.
Speaker 2: I don't know when the conclaves. Okay, it's not immediate, Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought it was. Yes, but
Speaker 2: in the running are like two black men cardinals? Yes,
Speaker 2: and where they're from? Do you know? Africa? And that
Speaker 2: would be amazing Okay, So get into it. Black pope
Speaker 2: about to.
Speaker 1: Be okay, Okay, So I'm excited about that, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: that'll be interesting to see like how this goes down
Speaker 1: and how long it goes down for and like that's
Speaker 1: really yeah.
Speaker 2: And I think I think another cardinal that's in contention
Speaker 2: is he's Asian. Okay, So this is good diversity. Yeah, religion,
Speaker 2: I love it. Have you seen sinners? Have not? Did you?
Speaker 2: I did not see it?
Speaker 1: Okay, because you have to actually go to the movie
Speaker 1: theater to see it, right, Oh you do, I think so?
Speaker 2: Oh huh.
Speaker 1: I like, I hear so much about it, but I
Speaker 1: think it's in the theater.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I'm gonna have time for that
Speaker 2: to go to the theater. Yeah, let me let me
Speaker 2: see if that's the case. I don't have to wait
Speaker 2: for my kids to see because they want to probably
Speaker 2: see it with me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh maybe go when you go to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's it's only in the theater.
Speaker 1: It's only in theaters. Okay, well it's it's raking in
Speaker 1: the money. It will eventually be on.
Speaker 2: Max Okay at some point. Yeah, all right, So I
Speaker 2: think I'll wait and see it then. But I'm excited
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, I hear like you, I just hear
Speaker 1: it's really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then is it?
Speaker 1: Like, like, okay, what is it's about vampires and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's a that's what threw me.
Speaker 2: It's a it's because it's supposed to be semi horror
Speaker 2: story and I'm not a horror girl. Michael mind you,
Speaker 2: Michael be Fox. No. Michael B. Jordan. Jordan's Michael B.
Speaker 2: Jordan is the starting movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, with his.
Speaker 2: Black Panther producer I can't remember Ryan Cougler, Yes, right, yes,
Speaker 2: And it's getting all types of acclaim yes right, everyone's
Speaker 2: saying this movie is great, but they're saying it's like
Speaker 2: super scary. Yeah, but like fun though, is it? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 2: And they said that the soundtrack for it.
Speaker 1: Is like off the chain, and it seems like it's
Speaker 1: set in like it's not present day.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like back in the day. Yeah, Okay, I
Speaker 2: don't I don't know, but I'm excited. So that's a weird,
Speaker 2: you know. So we're gonna have to go see that.
Speaker 2: We're pupping y'all up to go see it. Let us
Speaker 2: know how y'all, what y'all think about it. And I
Speaker 2: just want to say I've been watching this show with
Speaker 2: John Ham. By the way, I think he's my new
Speaker 2: crush really, and I didn't know he was Mary. I
Speaker 2: just found out he's Mary Book. But I know he's funny.
Speaker 2: He's in this movie show Neighbors and Friends or Friends
Speaker 2: and Neighbors or something. It's on Apple and it doesn't
Speaker 2: even matter. But he's like a cool guy and he's
Speaker 2: like extremely extremely cool, down to earth. And I was
Speaker 2: looking at him the other day. I was like, I
Speaker 2: think I want to have sex with you. So and
Speaker 2: then I saw him like do his press for this show?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh man, he looks really yeah.
Speaker 2: So and then I found out he was married and
Speaker 2: I was like, wop. Okay John Hamm if y'all don't know,
Speaker 2: was what was he big? Yeah? What was that show?
Speaker 2: Mad mad Men? Yeah? Mad? He was like I wat
Speaker 2: did you watch that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Mad Man was like amazing, Okay, what are we
Speaker 2: talking about here? Oh, there's some things we have. We
Speaker 2: have some good news. Mm hmm. Do you know what
Speaker 2: the good news is? Yes, Baltimore is no longer okay
Speaker 2: a city that hold on. Let me read the headline
Speaker 2: crime the crime. Baltimore is removed from the Most Dangerous
Speaker 2: US City list for the first time in the years.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, really, what that is beyond amazing? Right? How
Speaker 2: do we get there?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like just Baltimore standings ago it was
Speaker 1: like the most dangerous it was what happened for decades,
Speaker 1: it was the most dangerous city.
Speaker 2: Baltimore stand up. Okay, Baltimore, y'all are doing it. I'm
Speaker 2: very excited about.
Speaker 1: Great job, great job to the mayor and the yes,
Speaker 1: you know, all of the officials, the law enforcement whomever,
Speaker 1: whatever y'all did to make this change.
Speaker 2: Yeah, congratulations. You know, y'all know Roymen is from Baltimore,
Speaker 2: and I lived in Baltimore for years, so this is
Speaker 2: like a great thing. So I'm happy about that. Yeah too.
Speaker 2: And by the way, so DC's right down the street
Speaker 2: from Baltimore. I don't want the crime to just move
Speaker 2: down the street, right, So hopefully we just crime free. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in fifty miles.
Speaker 1: I'm curious to see, like what actually was done.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm here for yeah. Okay, so oh,
Speaker 2: we do have a follow up doing our results.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I remember a couple of weeks ago we
Speaker 1: talked about, you know, which way do you put your
Speaker 1: braw on?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeses and socks.
Speaker 2: By the way, my mother calls me moms. First of all,
Speaker 2: stop listening to my podcast. Okay it does she listen to.
Speaker 1: The podcast or does she just see the clips we
Speaker 1: put on? My mother sees our clips, and then she'll
Speaker 1: she'll talk to me about the clips.
Speaker 2: Okay, my mother watched listens to the whole thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, And so she called me and she was like,
Speaker 2: does that I failed you? And I was like, what happened?
Speaker 1: Mom?
Speaker 2: She was like, I obviously didn't properly teach you how
Speaker 2: to put a bra on or your tank tops, because
Speaker 2: it's ridiculous. I said, oh mg, so I'm making a
Speaker 2: public announcement. My stop listening to the pope, right, okay.
Speaker 1: Stop cut her stream off, cut her off. Okay, but
Speaker 1: you know what's funny. The way you put your bra
Speaker 1: on is actually the proper way.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's so despite the fact you're putting your bra on
Speaker 1: like a toddler. Yeah, okay, give me seven. In the polls, yeah,
Speaker 1: how do you put your bra on? Seventy three percent
Speaker 1: said the way that I do it. They clasped it
Speaker 1: in the front and they twist it around. But what
Speaker 1: these women, however, however, and I know that like actually
Speaker 1: a bra someone messaged. I think they responded to a story.
Speaker 1: I can't remember your name. I'm sorry. So they are
Speaker 1: a braw fitter, and the correct way is to put.
Speaker 2: It on the way you do.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you and classed in the back. Because when
Speaker 1: you she said, when you clasp it in the front
Speaker 1: and twist it around, then you like loosen up the wire. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you have like an underwire, then you you kind
Speaker 1: of damage the bra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so thank you. I do it correct.
Speaker 1: So although Gizelle does it correct, most people do it
Speaker 1: the way that I do it seventy three percent.
Speaker 2: Something is wrong with y'all seventy three percent. But okay,
Speaker 2: I think it's just easier. It just makes more sense.
Speaker 2: It's just like when I put it on this my
Speaker 2: bra on this morning, and I was thinking to myself,
Speaker 2: how do you not do it this way? How do
Speaker 2: you not?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay? And I think, how do you not do it
Speaker 2: this way? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's ninety three percent people put their tank
Speaker 1: top on over their head and their arms through instead
Speaker 1: of pulling it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, true, but guess what people have DMed me. I
Speaker 2: don't have them up. I think I've deleted them saying
Speaker 2: that's genius, Giselle, that you step into it and pull
Speaker 2: it up, and they're going to start doing it right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, but you can only do it for tank tops.
Speaker 1: It's only certain like Camasol stretchy tank socks. You can't
Speaker 1: do that for like ill dressed to do it for
Speaker 1: this shirt that you have no right now I can
Speaker 1: you know, so it's kind of like, what's the point.
Speaker 2: The point is that you have on a tech top.
Speaker 2: You can pull it up. Yeah, yeah, dresses all.
Speaker 1: That okay, okay fine, And then as far as how
Speaker 1: they put their shoes and socks on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. One doesn't like me? Yes, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Yes, more people put their shoes socks on like you.
Speaker 1: Then they put their tank tops.
Speaker 2: On, like yeah, well the tank top is like a
Speaker 2: new thing, so y'all get into it. So sock shoe,
Speaker 2: sock shoe. Yeah, socks first and then shoes. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: fair enough, fair enough, and they we should also do
Speaker 2: another pole, like are these people geniuses? Like they do
Speaker 2: it my way? I right?
Speaker 1: So okay, so I'm curious if there's any person that
Speaker 1: does all three the way you do it?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Right, we need to get married? Well no, because that'd
Speaker 2: be a woman. Okay, but I mean you know, because
Speaker 2: if he could put on a wife beater and like
Speaker 2: pull it up, yeah, that would that'd be weird from man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel like you like stretch it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I mean it's stretchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, A man doesn't need to do that. No, because
Speaker 2: because he's not getting makeup on it, deodoran on it,
Speaker 2: Like well yeah, deodoran, but like the whole makeup thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he's not wearing a tank top. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't see a lot of men just walking around
Speaker 1: the tank top like a wife beater.
Speaker 2: Just okay, get your order on a white feter. So
Speaker 2: it's all right, who cares? Okay, all right, anyway, let
Speaker 2: us know. I'm very excited about that because I'm about
Speaker 2: to find my match. I'm about to beat my match. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to give a shout out to this
Speaker 2: woman because I feel like as the days pass and
Speaker 2: as the powers that we want to erase black people, yes,
Speaker 2: we need to give a shout out to all the
Speaker 2: black people that we can. Yes, Okay, Okay. So there's
Speaker 2: a woman and her name is Maryon Croak okay, who
Speaker 2: developed VoIP v O I P and it's the technology
Speaker 2: that powers zoom, Skype, Google, meets and more. That was
Speaker 2: a black woman. That's a bad one because think about
Speaker 2: how much we use those things for sure, especially and
Speaker 2: think about how much obviously we needed during the pandemic. Right,
Speaker 2: but those were those were she must have started with
Speaker 2: Skype because I feel like Skipe was the first one. Yes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wow African American Marian what croak c r o ak? Yes, okay, yes,
Speaker 6: so she's she's behind the groundbreaking development of VoIP v
Speaker 6: OI voyant.
Speaker 2: Voice over Internet protocol. Look at you, Dix the protocol, Yes,
Speaker 2: Robit Dixon out here. Yes, I'm smart, jack of all trades,
Speaker 2: knows everything, Yes, I do, and the technology and the
Speaker 2: power services like oh yes, Skype, Zoom and all that.
Speaker 2: And she has over one hundred and twenty three patents. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so she's she's a genius. Yeah. And she puts on
Speaker 2: her tank top stepping in. Yeah she does. We need
Speaker 2: to find out. That's all I have to say. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wish I was that smart, Which I was that smart?
Speaker 2: I mean, but when you're that smart, you just have
Speaker 2: too much in your brain. But then you get it
Speaker 2: out and you produce amazing products. That's what we need. That's true.
Speaker 2: I wish I was kind of smart. We do need
Speaker 2: all of Yes, Yes, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I have some random facts okay, real random
Speaker 1: fun facts.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is super random.
Speaker 1: Butterflies taste with their feet Okay, yeah, because they.
Speaker 2: Don't have That makes sense. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: The Mariana Trench is the deepest known location on Earth.
Speaker 1: You could fit the Burj Khalifa and Mount Everest in there.
Speaker 1: Seven thousand species of microbe have been discovered, and nearly
Speaker 1: ninety percent of them are new to science.
Speaker 2: So where is this? Yeah? I was gonna say, what
Speaker 2: are you talking about? You sounded right. That was the
Speaker 2: Charlie Brown moment, want what are you talking about? So
Speaker 2: you're not smart like Mary? I know? Where is the
Speaker 2: Mariana Trench?
Speaker 1: So wherever this is, it's extremely deep and you can
Speaker 1: fit Mount Everest in there. So imagine there's something on
Speaker 1: the Earth that is that deep and it goes the
Speaker 1: other way, you know, down?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh wow. So I'm like, where is this? The
Speaker 2: Martians know right, yeah, and it has.
Speaker 1: Seven thousand species that have been discovered, in ninety percent
Speaker 1: of them neud to science.
Speaker 2: I'm where is this place? I need to find out
Speaker 2: where this is? I don't know. Okay. Some turtles can
Speaker 2: breathe through their butts. I believe that. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: breathing butt turtle. H Yes, I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell Grace that you know she loves turtles. Really, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask Grace, are you a turtle today? Are
Speaker 2: you breathing for your butt?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 1: Read through your butt? Okay, this is interesting or funny.
Speaker 1: Brilla prop pasta you know brand gorilla that makes pasta. Yes,
Speaker 1: they have a Spotify playlist and each playlist is the
Speaker 1: exact length of cook time for the varieties of pasta.
Speaker 2: No way, No, you know how genius?
Speaker 3: That is what? Right?
Speaker 1: So you press play, drop the noodles, the music stops,
Speaker 1: and you have your audentite noodle.
Speaker 2: No way, isn't that crazy? That's cute. I love That's
Speaker 2: like a real thing. Okay, needs to have that too? True? Yeah,
Speaker 2: very true, because you can you can mess up rice.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I try to get it in the bag. That way,
Speaker 2: you can't mess it up. Oh really, I don't like
Speaker 2: the way that tastes. It's like the instant same. No,
Speaker 2: it's in the bag and you just put it in
Speaker 2: the quarter.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yeah I thoughtually meant like the instant rice.
Speaker 2: I don't know what instant rice is. What you mean? No,
Speaker 2: that's instant rice. He has a bag and you just
Speaker 2: throw it in theh Yeah. Yeah, it takes like a
Speaker 2: couple of minutes. No, no, it's it's it's maybe fifteen
Speaker 2: twenty oh okay, yeah, all right, okay, fine, okay, maybe
Speaker 2: not twenty Okay, I haven't cooked in a while.
Speaker 1: Guys, all right, this one was actually enlightening to me
Speaker 1: because I never understood this. The Earth actually takes about
Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five days and six hours to
Speaker 1: complete a trip around the sun. Yeah, but for convenience,
Speaker 1: we ignore the six hours. Oh but that's no, we
Speaker 1: don't because it's a leapyer exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I don't know that. So it's been an
Speaker 2: over four years.
Speaker 1: The ignored extra six hours accumulate to a full day,
Speaker 1: which we then add as February twenty ninth, creating a leapyear.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never knew that.
Speaker 1: I never knew like the reason for the lypyar.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was random. No, I knew it
Speaker 2: was something like that once you started reading it out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought that was cool. Okay, this is interesting. People
Speaker 2: born in December through February are more likely to be
Speaker 2: not to be diagnosed with schizophrenia. Sure, I mean December
Speaker 2: through February. Yes, why. I don't know. I have no idea,
Speaker 2: but I'm happy I just missed that. Yeah, i'd be like,
Speaker 2: that explains it, Robin, Yes, all.
Speaker 1: Right, and be careful out here this summer. Mosquitoes are
Speaker 1: responsible for the most deaths in history by an animal.
Speaker 1: Approximately one hundred billion people have been killed by the
Speaker 1: disease they spread.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's good to know. That reminds me I
Speaker 2: got to get the back of my house sprayed or
Speaker 2: the whole Yeah. Yeah, they came the other day.
Speaker 1: Okay, here, all right, let's another one. This is like
Speaker 1: the most randomst This is our last one. Hurry, I'm
Speaker 1: like trying to figure which one I want to read. Okay,
Speaker 1: bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 1: Botanically speaking, a berry is a fruit that develops from
Speaker 1: a single ovary and has seeds inside. Bananas fit this definition,
Speaker 1: but strawberries don't because their seeds are on the outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but where the seeds in a banana?
Speaker 1: If you cut one open, you'll see like the little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't believe that banana is a banana.
Speaker 2: Banana stands alone and strawberries. Have you seen those strawberries
Speaker 2: that cost like a million dollars and they're like huge,
Speaker 2: and they're have you had one? Then they're white? Oh
Speaker 2: they're white. Yeah, some of them are white. Feel like
Speaker 2: we talked about them. No, you haven't had one. I
Speaker 2: haven't had one. No, okay, but where do you get it?
Speaker 2: I think you get it? And then like Whole Foods
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it in Whole Foods. I haven't been looking.
Speaker 2: I thought they were like at Asian markets. M Do
Speaker 2: I see this on the Today Show? I did?
Speaker 1: I sold on Today Show because they got up.
Speaker 2: They brought him in.
Speaker 1: It was like Jenna and whoever her her.
Speaker 2: Guest host was. Was it Dwayne Wade? I don't know.
Speaker 1: They brought him in and they tasted them and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh yeah these are really good.
Speaker 2: Oh they're really good. Yeah, okay, so I gotta try. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, get one. I can only afford one. By
Speaker 2: the way, I got a six pack of Mountain Valley Water.
Speaker 2: You did, like the sixteen in the glass? Metal?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Metal? Okay? Yeah? And yeah he thought about me. Of course.
Speaker 2: I can never look at Mountain Water and not think
Speaker 2: about Robin Dixon. You should have gotten the glass though,
Speaker 2: well it was in a six pack. Yeah, that they did.
Speaker 1: Glass tastes way better. Oh really, Oh there's a different.
Speaker 2: Well, next time I get a check, I can afford it,
Speaker 2: so I'll get it then. All right, guys, that is
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