1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,640 Speaker 1: Jubile phone taps are brought to you by bud Light. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: Bud Light the perfect beer for whatever happens, an official 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: beer partner of your Seattle Seahawks in the morning. Hello 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: What Xbox one presents the twelve phone taps of Christmas 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: Number eighty Hello, Hi, Hello, Hi there. I saw an 6 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: ad on Craigslist that you teach piano. Oh, yes, I do. 7 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: Oh what do they call you? Um? Whatso, I'm a 8 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: piano teacher? Yes? What do they call you? Though? What's 9 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: your name? Oh? I'm sorry, I'm Bella, I'm Wade Wade. Yeah, Hi, 10 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: are you interested in lessons? I am very interested in 11 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: some piano lessons. Okay. Is it for yourself or for 12 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: a child? It's for me. There's a specific fixed song 13 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: that I need to learn to play before this weekend. Okay, 14 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: I probably help you with that. It's the Happy End. 15 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,279 Speaker 1: You know it's song. You know that song? It goes 16 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: if you're happy and you know it. Clap your hands 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: and then I clapped twice. Yes, I do know that. 18 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: I want to learn to play that. You know what. 19 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: I am actually pretty The reason I need to learn 20 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: it is because I'm very happy personally. Okay, that is 21 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: great the victim. The victim, I mean, I'm sorry my 22 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: wife is gone. Um, you know what, uh wade, I 23 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: am so sorry. What I meant by that is the 24 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: divorce is final. That's all I meant. Great. Um, have 25 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: you been divorced? No? I have not been divorced. It's 26 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: not fun. Wait, so back to the piano, because I 27 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: feel like you've got me sidetracked. Okay, I don't know 28 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 1: what your goal is here? Fine? Fine, Fine, she cheated 29 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: on me? Is that what you need to know before 30 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: you teach me piano? She cheated on me? No, I 31 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: did not need to know that. Well, you've been asking. 32 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 1: Well I haven't. No, I have not been asked. I 33 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: figured i'd tell you since you were wondering, I was 34 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 1: not wondering. I cannot help you. I'm sorry. I hope 35 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: that you find someone who can. She never got along 36 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: with my family. Okay, I don't know how to answer that. 37 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: Did I mention that I just got divorced recently? I'm 38 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: sorry that you was divorced. I just went through a divorce. 39 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: You did mention that if we could focus on the 40 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 1: piano lessons and not my divorce, I'd appreciate it, you 41 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: know what. You brought it up. I didn't bring it up, 42 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: I tell you, but I called for piano lessons, and 43 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: all you seem to want to talk about is my 44 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: recent divorce. And I don't understand why we're talking about that. 45 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Okay, listen, you keep bringing it up. 46 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: I just called for piano lessons. I don't know why 47 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,239 Speaker 1: you're talking about my divorce. This is strange. I don't 48 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: even wait. I am. I want to be polite to you. 49 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: That'd be nice. You keep bringing up your divorce. I'm 50 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: trying to tell you, well, I cannot help you with 51 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: piano lessons, if I can correct you there, you just 52 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: brought up my divorce. I didn't bring it up. You 53 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: just said something about it. Oh my god. If we 54 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: could concentrate on the piano lessons, i'd appreciate you. Oh 55 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: my gosh, I'm telling you wait. I cannot give you 56 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,119 Speaker 1: piano lessons. I'm sorry. Is this your first time advertising 57 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 1: on Craigslist? Yes it is. Are you going to do 58 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: it again? Probably not. 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