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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret New Hits six one. It's time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret to tell us,

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Speaker 1: and remember, everybody who calls in you can tell us

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Speaker 1: anything because we keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody gets

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret. Is Billy Eilish's wig,

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Speaker 1: the new one. I don't know. Has Green's gone for now?

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Speaker 1: Shook the world? It did? Is this the greenwig or

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Speaker 1: the blond wig on the phone? I think before the

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Speaker 1: blonde one? It's new. It's gotta be a wig. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's you, blonde blonde one? All right, cool? What's up

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Speaker 1: blonde one? Hey? Um? Yeah. So I needed to get

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Speaker 1: this off my chest with you guys, with somebody, because

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Speaker 1: I can't really talk to anybody about it. My wife.

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Speaker 1: I'm married five years and I have two kids now,

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Speaker 1: and it's this thing. It's just, honestly, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like eating away of me. You realize how bad everything

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Speaker 1: you just said. Right, No, it's not, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to her and tell her and

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Speaker 1: it's not. I mean, I don't think it's gonna hurt her,

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Speaker 1: but she will be she won't be happy about it,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. Okay, Okay, it's kind of like something that

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Speaker 1: I'm not even really proud of myself. It's I just

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Speaker 1: feel dirty after I do it. Okay, Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: so much to where honestly, I'll take a shower. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just gonna ridd myself of everything. Whatever your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is you you're actually dirty after like it's

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Speaker 1: a shower. I'm not. I'm not proud of this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what is it? But yes, yes, well, I so every

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Speaker 1: once in a while, like maybe once a day, I

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Speaker 1: just I have to I have such a strong craving

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Speaker 1: and urge I have to have a cigarette. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: So you're just you don't like the fact that you smoke. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't say like I'm a smoker, because I'm not

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Speaker 1: really a smoker. But it's not cigarette. Well you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm like one one cigarette a day. Okay. One cigarette

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Speaker 1: a day does not keep the doctor away, No, it

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Speaker 1: brings the doctor still smoking. Yeah, I know. I just

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Speaker 1: I have a really stressful job, and I smoked when

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Speaker 1: I was younger, and it's just kind of my own.

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Speaker 1: I don't have much time to myself anymore, and it's

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Speaker 1: my one little moment a few minutes out of the day.

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Speaker 1: I can sit back, lax for a second and then

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Speaker 1: have a cigarette. Hey, well, look, I mean, if it

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Speaker 1: makes you feel better, I don't think it's something to

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Speaker 1: be ashamed of. No, definitely not. There's definitely a stigma too,

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Speaker 1: in like the US, because in Europe literally everyone smokes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you see twelve year olds walking around smoking, come out

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Speaker 1: of the womb smoking. Yeah, it's a great time. It's

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Speaker 1: just afterwards, I feel bad because that's something I think

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Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to be doing, you know, and my

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Speaker 1: wife doesn't know. And well, if your wife doesn't know,

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Speaker 1: then maybe doing it. If you feel like you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be doing it, you probably shouldn't be doing it. Well,

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Speaker 1: you could be doing it, but you should. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you feel bad that you're not telling her, then

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Speaker 1: just tell her. Yeah, honest, just tell her. Yeah she

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Speaker 1: might you know what you might tell her and she

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Speaker 1: might go, oh, you'd like to have one cigarette a day? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that might be the conversation. Yeah, Like so do I

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Speaker 1: I have to go outside every once in a while

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Speaker 1: and have a cigarette too, and then you guys could

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Speaker 1: have one cigarette a day together twenty Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: that would be great. Yeah, yeah, I said. She she's

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Speaker 1: I don't know if she kind of hates I mean

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Speaker 1: I used to, Okay, So then what if she finds

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Speaker 1: out that you do well? She makes no comments sometimes

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Speaker 1: or around people are like, oh my god, I can

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Speaker 1: slow the smoke from over here, and I don't want

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Speaker 1: my kids to be around that, And you know it

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Speaker 1: might not go over that well then yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: never know. You might tell her and in your mind

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Speaker 1: you think it's gonna go horribly, and then it's just

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Speaker 1: a really easy conversation. That's usually what happens with things

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Speaker 1: like that. You think it's gonna be bad, and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden it's like, oh, well, I guess

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Speaker 1: I should have said something a while ago. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what about do you guys? Have you ever heard of

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Speaker 1: the hitt? Theiss to put you under and take away here? Oh? Yes, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's supposed to work. Yeah, it does work. Actually, I've

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Speaker 1: I've um. We have a friend who's a hypnotizer, really

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Speaker 1: and he talks about how he's helped people like lose

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Speaker 1: weight stop smoking all that stuff. I'm like, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Over the over zoom too. He can do it over zoom,

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Speaker 1: he can. He can hypnotize people over zoom. Could he

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Speaker 1: help me with biting my nails? Yeah? Yes, bring him in,

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Speaker 1: well him in. We should actually organize that because I

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Speaker 1: need to stop biting my nails and we'll bring him in. Well,

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Speaker 1: have him come in then and do it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it'll be great. Yeah. Well, thanks for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah man, thank you guys. I feel better just talking

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Speaker 1: about it already. Okay, I have a cigarette. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret,