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Speaker 1: Hey everyone, um, and welcome to Stradio Lab. Oh hey wait, hey,

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Speaker 1: oh oh hi, sorry I just got in. Are we recording? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just hit the record. But oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening, press plane now because this show is

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Speaker 1: about to begin. And I you know what I could

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Speaker 1: tell it's a good one. How your energy today? My energy?

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Speaker 1: I am hardly, Yes, rock hard, I am rock hard.

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Speaker 1: I would love to know what it is about my

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Speaker 1: energy that's making you fully erect listen. And you know

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Speaker 1: I normally don't really like you. Of course we're we

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Speaker 1: have made it very clear that we are co workers

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Speaker 1: and not friends. And in terms of just that my

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Speaker 1: penis usually when I enter this studio, I am as flaccid,

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Speaker 1: as like you know, a discarded fruit roll up. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's about as flassed as it gets. Yeah, I mean truly,

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Speaker 1: it's almost like it goes into my body, very cool like.

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Speaker 1: But today, I mean it's embarrassing. Yeah, it's I would say,

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Speaker 1: borderline inappropriate. Well, I I guess I'm sorry for coming

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Speaker 1: in with such erotic energy. Was just trying to be

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Speaker 1: myself out of character. It's really you're one of the

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Speaker 1: most sexless people I know. Yeah, I try to remain

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Speaker 1: kind of neutered. Yeah. Yeah, but but you know something

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Speaker 1: about today. I don't know what it is. What have

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Speaker 1: you been up to? Can I tell you something? And

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Speaker 1: you know what? Yes? I actually did try this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: We tried sex else I wanted to do. You are

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Speaker 1: familiar with the television show Looking, Yes, do you remember

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Speaker 1: when he was like he's like a thirty year old

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Speaker 1: successful white man and he is douching for the first

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Speaker 1: know how to do this. I actually douched for the

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Speaker 1: first time this week. Do you want us something crazy? What?

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Speaker 1: I literally had a conversation about douching a mirror hour ago,

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Speaker 1: and that is gay. And I also have such little experience. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it started to just think like maybe I should just

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Speaker 1: first time. I did for the first time. The water

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Speaker 1: literally got stuck inside of me. I actually don't. It

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Speaker 1: was like I actually got really upset water gottess. It's

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Speaker 1: like you get this water out and they couldn't get out,

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Speaker 1: and it ruined my whole day. I actually canceled the

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Speaker 1: show because I was like, there's water inside. You know.

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Speaker 1: I thought this story would be kind of fun and light,

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Speaker 1: but no, I I ruined my trauma. Wit you cancel

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Speaker 1: the show because of it? Wow? Because I started. I

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Speaker 1: started at like four pm, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: by five, I'll be clean and this will be like

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Speaker 1: really fun. Yeah, and now you're dirty and filled with water.

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Speaker 1: chok full of water. It was awful. I am so sorry,

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Speaker 1: thank you, But you know what, maybe that is what's

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Speaker 1: you attempted to do. Yeah, so like, what's up with

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Speaker 1: you right now? Let's see? I mean, uh, I I

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Speaker 1: just I'm coming from an art fair always, which is

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Speaker 1: New York fans HBO's girls for fully three thousand hours.

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Speaker 1: our guests. Who is actually freshly douched for this pod? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: give it up, please gape, why get your lab goggles on,

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Speaker 1: get your lab goggles on, your allowance for hello, thank

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Speaker 1: you for having of course. So it was so hard

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Speaker 1: not to pop in during that whole douching conversation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what's your experience? I was being edged by my

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Speaker 1: whole podcast? I would I would say I was also

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Speaker 1: late douche bloomer because topped a lot more in my

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Speaker 1: well there's like most tops top out of fear. It's yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: I would never take a dig, big, big, I would never.

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Speaker 1: But it's like, have you even tried? Maybe you fucking

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Speaker 1: maybe you're a size queen bottom whore, just never tried.

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Speaker 1: It's that's what I always tell them. I say, I say,

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Speaker 1: but I've definitely douched more than once has has did

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Speaker 1: my story resonate with you at all? And I've never

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Speaker 1: gotten trapped inside of me for but I have. There

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Speaker 1: have been times where you're like, there's still water in there,

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Speaker 1: shipped on Dick's. You know what. It's like, what can

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Speaker 1: so welcome to like our podcast. I love that. Is

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Speaker 1: Be honest, No, I would say it just fits. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we look like podcasts, not in a way we've been told.

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Speaker 1: We have the face and a whole of our podcasting

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Speaker 1: She said, you will sell Casper mattresses you are doomed.

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Speaker 1: you know, George, people don't know this. People don't know it. Performer,

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. In fact, that's why, I mean one

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Speaker 1: of our main things that we've never released an episode,

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Speaker 1: which is the ultimate form of meg Yeah. The fact

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Speaker 1: that this podcast is made for us to just spend money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's hot, it's cool, and when it's when our little

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Speaker 1: promo hits the web, but we will both immediately come. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys also aren't allowing yourselves to come been

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Speaker 1: celibate For the five years we've been recording this podcast,

429
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Speaker 1: we have recorded two thousand episodes because some of the

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Speaker 1: most illustrious, I mean, there are people that we got

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Speaker 1: before they were big. All of the queens of season

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Speaker 1: twelve of Rupole's drafted the one UM couldn't get her.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't get her yet. I find it so hard

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Speaker 1: to remember all their names. At the beginning of the season,

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Speaker 1: Like whenever something, Oh I love this one, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: how do you know that already? The only ones I

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Speaker 1: know other than hers, because everyone's been making fun of

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Speaker 1: her name are the like New York ones that I

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Speaker 1: already knew, sure, sure, sure. So it's like I remember

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Speaker 1: Berta Hilter, So I'm not a freak. I'm not a

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Speaker 1: fucking free Yeah, there's one I loved from the last episode,

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Speaker 1: and I keep wanting to be like I love that woman.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, absolutely, no idea. It's like blue dress. I

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Speaker 1: love blue dress. Oh, that would be a good dress.

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Speaker 1: That's a drag name. Honestly, better drag name than many

446
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 1: of the ones. High Blue, I always say, really funny drag.

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Speaker 1: Everything gets pretty woman because people will say to you like, hi, pretty,

448
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Speaker 1: and you're like oh, thank you. Wait, I have sorry,

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Speaker 1: I have a I have a ruism for a drag

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Speaker 1: creed named blue dress this week blue was not the

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Speaker 1: warmest color. Very good, very good. That was really great.

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Speaker 1: And with that we're done. Thank you for listening. I

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Speaker 1: just want to give a huge I just want to

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Speaker 1: give a huge I first want to say thank you

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Speaker 1: to my parents. Um, if you didn't make me and

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Speaker 1: train me to be such a good boy, I would

457
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Speaker 1: never have a podcast. Wait, speaking of your parents making you,

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Speaker 1: we are always talking about this. And now for our segment,

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Speaker 1: Sam's parents know it's always Sam, not just people's parents.

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Speaker 1: There's a line and then you justin bieber song where

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Speaker 1: he goes shout out to your mom and dad from

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Speaker 1: making you. That's one of the most product lyrics I've

463
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Speaker 1: ever making you. I mean imagine when I heard it.

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Speaker 1: When he sang that to me, I thought, this is bizarre,

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Speaker 1: But we're always talking about it. I guess shout out. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Definitely premiered that song on one of our really unreleased episodes.

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Speaker 1: During that segment, you guys got him. It was good.

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Speaker 1: He's like bizarre in person though he's really weird. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He took like yeah, yeah, actually have you met him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so strange. I mean, he has like such a

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Speaker 1: different vibe when he's saying. His voice makes so much sense,

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Speaker 1: and it's specifically like, because I was about to say,

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Speaker 1: it's when he gets in front of the mike. But

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Speaker 1: you know, he sings all the time and he sounds normal,

475
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Speaker 1: but when he gets in front of specifically a podcast mike,

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Speaker 1: it's like sort of bora. Yeah, I guess it is

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Speaker 1: sort of bora. And we had to i mean, his

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Speaker 1: his UM representation, you know, his his managers. He told us,

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Speaker 1: you know, you can't address it, don't bring it up.

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Speaker 1: You can't bring it up. And he's doing a comic

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Speaker 1: but he's no, he was not. That was he was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna like this is like, I'm gonna be really

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Speaker 1: honest with you guys, and he was talking about some

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Speaker 1: really deeper Wait. This is something that I learned from

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Speaker 1: Terry Gross's interview with Charlie's. Oh that was a great interview,

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Speaker 1: going it's wild so very casually, Terry Gross is like,

487
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Speaker 1: and your mother and father were divorced and you had

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Speaker 1: like a tough upbringing and she's like, oh, yeah, my

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Speaker 1: father after they were separated, broke into her house and

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Speaker 1: tried to kill us. And my mother killed my father

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Speaker 1: while he was trained. Was that the first time you

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Speaker 1: heard about that? Yes, this is the first time. She's

493
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Speaker 1: so like cash and she was like, I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: a lot of therapy. Terry Gross was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's to me, that's such an important part of the pology.

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Speaker 1: And she's so but I like just to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: mom killed dad, well dad was trying to kill us both,

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Speaker 1: and it really brought us closer again. Yeah, because and

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Speaker 1: now make movies like whoa, I love that. That is

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Speaker 1: icon that to me. Do you know what's really sad

501
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Speaker 1: is that Shirley s Throwne did a movie that I

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Speaker 1: saw in theaters with my mom so sad, and it

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Speaker 1: was called I want to say Dark Waters. It was

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Speaker 1: based on the Gillian Flynn novel who wrote Gone Girl,

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Speaker 1: and it was like right after Gone Girl and they

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Speaker 1: were like, Okay, this is gonna be the next kid.

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Speaker 1: And it was with like Clay Grace Morad's already I'm nervous,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I'm getting red flags And it was

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Speaker 1: and the plot had to do with I don't remember

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Speaker 1: the exact details, but it had to do with some

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Speaker 1: kind of like abusive father and a mother protecting her kids.

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Speaker 1: And it was very and I feel like that's probably

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Speaker 1: one of the reasons why Charlie's like wanted to be involvement.

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Speaker 1: And it was a terribly done movie and a huge

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Speaker 1: bomb and it just like, in fact, I don't even

516
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Speaker 1: remember if it was released theatrically in the United States.

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Speaker 1: I saw it with my mom when I was home

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Speaker 1: in Greece. I was gonna say, I've never heard of this,

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Speaker 1: I feel like, but you know, and as a Gone

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Speaker 1: Girl head, yeah, you know, I would have my ears

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Speaker 1: would have perked up if it said, like from the

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Speaker 1: writer of Gone Girl, I would have been like, um wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm a listening. Yeah, Gone Girl Nation, Let's go Harris

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00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: and Tyler Barrier and this one too, I forgot. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That was the casting. The level of stunt casting they

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Speaker 1: did in that movie is like it's that was Neil

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Speaker 1: Patrick Harris's choice. But I think it was great. It

528
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Speaker 1: was just like an odd but I feel like it

529
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Speaker 1: was literally all winking at the audience. The Tyler Perry

530
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Speaker 1: casting and the Neil Patrick and even the Ben Affleck

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Speaker 1: casting was all winking at the I love I forgot

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Speaker 1: her name Roman and the other thing with that movie

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Speaker 1: produced by Reese Witherspoon. But she decided, she was like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I would not be good for this role.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to have Rosman Pike to it, damn. And

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Speaker 1: that is selfless. That is Christ like Christ like Christ

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Speaker 1: famously christl Wait, yeah, actually, do you have you seen

538
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Speaker 1: her line of like um kind of apparel and merch

539
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: that she I only know about her book club. I

540
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: didn't know she it literally and I am exhausted by

541
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: these ladies. And I call Rees and I said, Reese,

542
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: take a break, take one on a vacation. Your girls.

543
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: You're making TV shows. And now a line, a line

544
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Speaker 1: you got your book club? You take every week? I

545
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Speaker 1: have another line? I mean another line. I mean, what's

546
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Speaker 1: what's going on? Is there a deadline? I mean how

547
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: many lines can one person have? So? What is the line?

548
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: What is what is the drops? It is literally like

549
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: for gen Z It's disease boobs. I would say, the

550
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: perfect way to the perfect kind of like product that

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00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: she does sell that kind of encapsulates the vibe of

552
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: it is an oven mitt that hold on that in

553
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: kind of like a Pinterest font says y'all Southern. It's

554
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Speaker 1: literally like nodding to south. There's no nod. It's like

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00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: a nod to the south. Do you know Chip and

556
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Speaker 1: Joanna Gaines who have the very a famous m h

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Speaker 1: G TV show that it's just like a house show

558
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: where they and they were just like some people in Waco, Texas,

559
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: which is where my parents live now at but um

560
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: in anyway, they ended up becoming like accidentally multi multi millionaires.

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00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: Like they have a big shop there now that's called

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Speaker 1: It's in the Silos, so like and people come to

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00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: Waco now, which is a very small college town to

564
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: just like tourists attract from Chip and joining games. But anyway,

565
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: they sell like stuff like that, like but it's in Texas.

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00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: But they'll have a pillow that says y'all or that

567
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: is what all of it is, Like yeah, like a

568
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,959
Speaker 1: reclaimed barn door. Oh, se, you're already that's too sophisticated.

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00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: Everything I'm talking about is made by underpaid laborers. But

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00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: you know what they do get a free Apple TV

571
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: Plus subscription to watch the morning Show. And I think

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00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: that's really cool. Oh gosh, you got she had day

573
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: of Morning Show and Little Fires everywhere available for streaming.

574
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: It's a Celesteing novel that they made into a show

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00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: with her and Carry Washing. Yes, her and Carry creative

576
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: partners produced it together and I think both starting it. Okay,

577
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: this is an industry podcast, get into it. Reese is

578
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: playing her classic like, Yeah, I'm rich, so and so

579
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: what I'm a mom too. When you're rich and you're

580
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: also a mom, that's interesting. That's actually one of the

581
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: hardest things you can do. Yeah, she's kind of doing

582
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: that again for us. I watched Sweet Home Alabama recently,

583
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 1: but in Philadelphia. Sam and I were famously in Philly

584
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: at the same time, and then I was in Philly.

585
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: The wait, were you there right before me? Or not

586
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: right before you? Yeah? Literally right before? What are the chances? Truly?

587
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: What are the odds? So you watch did you watch

588
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: Alabama together? We went to gay bars together. Okay, But

589
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 1: I watched it told Alabama and it is so conservative,

590
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: you know, I haven't, I guess I haven't. Maybe only

591
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: seen it on a plane type of vibes. It's definitely

592
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: plane vibes. It's definitely a jet set and go vibes. Um,

593
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: but it's really Republican, like her dad is like like

594
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: loves the death penalty, like he loves like the Civil

595
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: War and he like and he's a Southern yeah, and

596
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: it's always like not a Confederate, a rebel, babe. Not good,

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00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: not really sorry, I just they're from Alabama. I mean sure,

598
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: but so it's just seen us like, oh, he's goof,

599
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: he's quirky. I mean it's Obama. No, it's not that

600
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: Bush era. Think it might be like an O four. Yeah,

601
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: like I would say, even we're going that far? Was

602
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: it really? Hope Floats is definitely oh two or three,

603
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: but that's not her Sandra, right, and that I've never seen,

604
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: and that I've definitely never seen that I've seen, because

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00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: this would be like middle school high school, like went

606
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: to the movie theater and you're like just popping in

607
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: and watching parts of movies with your friends because you're like,

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00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: you know, we went to watch this whole movie, and

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00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: now we have an hour to kill before we want

610
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: to double feature this. So it's like let's go in

611
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 1: and pop into Hope Floats for a bit. Wow, watch

612
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: the end and be like well like yeah, makes no sense. Absolute, um,

613
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: this is crazy. Our listeners right now? Are edged beyond edged?

614
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 1: Can you imagine listening to this podcast and a half

615
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: hour ago being like our topic, Well, we just are.

616
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: We've already in a previous episode described our imaginary ideal listener,

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Speaker 1: which is do you remember this? Remind me? Okay? She

618
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Speaker 1: is non binary but uses both she and they pronouns.

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Speaker 1: Name is mixed Emma, and she's a recent barred grad

620
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Speaker 1: making an Alison Roman soup. She's making they or she

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Speaker 1: She's just about making soup. Yeah, like and and a

622
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: like an easy laugher and laughing, easy laugher. And it's

623
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: amazing because they can kind of tune out and tune

624
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: in whatever they feel, so anyway, they're at the edge

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Speaker 1: of their seat truly, Like I can't even focus to

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Speaker 1: get the proportions right on the soup. I mean, there

627
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Speaker 1: is just turmuric going in everywhere. But but you were

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Speaker 1: saying so, but you were saying I was just saying

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00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: I love gaining momentum and then being like, wait, I'm shy.

630
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: It's that classic thing when like little kids are like

631
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 1: wanting to perform and then they go up to perform

632
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 1: and they like this viral video from a couple of

633
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: years ago, we're like, Okay, this is gonna be good. Topical, topical, topical.

634
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: A little girl at her ballet recital got stage fright

635
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: and her dad came out and danced with her, and

636
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: everybody like loved it. I fucking hated it because I

637
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: was like, this is when kids like me, like, this

638
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: was our moment. We were freaking out in jim and

639
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: our daddies didn't come hold our hands and help us

640
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: play soccer. We just eat ship. And then when I

641
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: got to get up on fucking stage and someone's dad came,

642
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: I'd be like, no, honey, this is my moment. This

643
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: is where I'm good at You eat it, you eat

644
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: you have glass, Yeah, this is where I'm good. I

645
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: felt so bad for those girls who are like, okay,

646
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: well I can tom do um and I'm not scared.

647
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm not bad for them. Their moment is stolen by

648
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: this little loser. I hated it. When I was in

649
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: second grade and my mom signed me up for soccer,

650
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: I went to the first I was about to say, rehearsal. Yeah,

651
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: went to the first rehearsal, and the coach who's clearly

652
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: someone who like was very good with kids, kind of

653
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: like a classic like whatsoever mon up to? You know,

654
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: like goofy go yeah, like comes out and he goes

655
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: all right, everyone ready, and then I start crying yeah right,

656
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: and literally just turned around and run to my mom

657
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: and I can't do that. This one's not for me.

658
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: That's great. Then she took you to piano lessons and

659
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: you're like, I mean truly, well, you know me total jock.

660
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: I go to that soccer practice and I come alive

661
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: on St. Patrick's day. That coach dyed his hair green

662
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: and it was like a fun thing. But I didn't

663
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: know what St. Patrick's day was, so I was like,

664
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: why is weird? I hate this, Like as soon as

665
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,479
Speaker 1: I used to it. It's like now you're an alien. Yeah,

666
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: you know, you're a total is going on? I would

667
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: I will say soccer coaches of like kid leagues are

668
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: drunk with power. They have so much power and they

669
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: wheeled it recklessly and they think, oh, well now it's

670
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: my time to show mine, right, this is my I'm

671
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: a star. Yeah, and it's like, well, maybe don't like,

672
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: actually it's our time to shine. Like we're learning about

673
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: coordination sort of like teamwork. Yeah, you need to back

674
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: up and chill out. The idea of coaching in general

675
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: is problematic, even like you think adults coaching adults. Yeah, alright,

676
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: and so you let them your antimic I guess I

677
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: would say I'm anti fascism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what about

678
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: the one sort of bringing out the best in you

679
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: something that you didn't even know was there? Yeah. I

680
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: was never like a team. I mean I was like

681
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: in theater. So I guess like the cast is a team,

682
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 1: but also it's like no, but also that's not this

683
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: is a job. The cast is a team. That was

684
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't think that was ever like preached at me.

685
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: Our topic today is and you know what we're gonna

686
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna really attack this topic. It's going to be

687
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: the ball. I actually went to one of the things

688
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: that our topic is last night. Well that's actually I know,

689
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: I went to two and I actually went to one

690
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: last night as well. But I will say it was

691
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: very gay for what it Okay, well, spoiler alerts. Our

692
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: topic is straight bars. Straight bars, and that is a

693
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: bar that is not a designated queer space. It is

694
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: dedicated to straight people. And they're like, yeah, they might

695
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: have names like um the whiskey Brooklyn, that's a good one,

696
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: or like um, like the sounds gay but it's not.

697
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: Would be like bell and hook, Yes, the rod, the

698
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: cock open up, Mattie, it's time for gay set. Trying

699
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: to think of the name of a straight bar, like

700
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: whole George, No, no, no, um yeah, straight bars went

701
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: to one just it depends, I'd say mostly hey, but

702
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: then I have found love And have you hooked up

703
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: at a straight bar? Before? Yes, I was going to

704
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: say no, but now I'm realizing yes, WHOA, I'm bad.

705
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: I have two things to say. Okay, to go back

706
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: to the name thing. Last night I went to a

707
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: bar called Boys Don't Cry. Oh, I've been to that

708
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: bar aggressively straight even though it has the gayest name,

709
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: that should definitely be a gay bar. But I'd say

710
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: they have good drinks there. But it's like a basketball

711
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: for word bar. It was playing, that is playing and

712
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: this can be a future topic. But the concept of

713
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: the game, the game it was, and you know what,

714
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: when you're in a straight bar, the game is always on.

715
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: When the game is on, I actually do leave when

716
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: the game is on, or when they're like, hey, guys

717
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 1: are actually gonna do an open mic in a second.

718
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: That's when I'm like, I gotta get out of here. Yeah.

719
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: When I go to a bar that that I did

720
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: not know was a comedy bar, I like, I know

721
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: them all. And that's what you think. Then when you're like,

722
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: no danger, get out out to do not pay the bill, run,

723
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 1: you assault someone, to do whatever it takes to get

724
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,479
Speaker 1: out of there, pull all the stops. Yeah, it's bad,

725
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: but it's not as bad as being on the show

726
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: that is happening at the bar where the game is playing,

727
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: which I did a speaking of improv comedy, which we

728
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: always are. We always are, even we're not we are.

729
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: I did that. I was on the touring company of

730
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: the U c B. So we would perform mostly at colleges,

731
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: but then occasionally we just have like a random theater

732
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: or avenue, and those could be really fun because they

733
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: were like adults and that they liked to see things,

734
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: so those could be really fun. But one time it

735
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: was in a sports bar in front of a giant

736
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: TV that was playing the game full lights on the

737
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: whole time, and they were not They did not know

738
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: they were getting like tickets to a show. They just

739
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: wanted to see the game. That was really a bad

740
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: moment and you had to perform for like an hour.

741
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: Well we were supposed to do it's supposed to It

742
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: was like the shows were seventy to ninety minutes. We

743
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: did fifteen. We were like and that's hardly. Were like

744
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: no where, like pull the plug and nobody everyone like

745
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: didn't even know the show had begun. That was over.

746
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: No one cared. We did not get in trouble. Sometimes

747
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: you have to call in audible. It's like we are

748
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 1: we are being terrorists right now doing a show sports bar. Um. Okay.

749
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: But the reason I want to do straight bars I

750
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: I recently met my friend who works in Midtown and

751
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: I was in Midtown and I knew he worked there.

752
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: I was, I just love Midtown. Yeah. I was like,

753
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: we should be for happy hour drink here we are

754
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: in midtown. Um, and he didn't have time to like

755
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: go west to the gay bars, which we normally would

756
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: have done. But so I was like, okay, well, well

757
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: just he was like my coworker recommends this far. And

758
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: I walked in and I got there before him, and

759
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: it was one of those places that's sort of done,

760
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: you know, has like a leather couch, it's not like

761
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: an Irish bar, but it's like leather couches and like

762
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: kind of the exposed light bulb and dark woods. So

763
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: it's about to be like this is cozy and whatever.

764
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: But I walked in and I swear everyone was wearing

765
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: either a blue button down or a blue button down

766
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: with a fleece over it. Everyone, And it was packed

767
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: and there were like ten men to every one woman.

768
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: And the void the tone I hadn't heard, it's like

769
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: and it was crazy. And then I was like, it's

770
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: really straight here, and I'm like shocked by how straight.

771
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: I just haven't been in this straight of a space.

772
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: And you're tearing up. I'm tearing up. And then my

773
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: friend comes in and was like whoa, also okay, it

774
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: was like this is fucking wild. I was like it

775
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: was just and then I felt like an anthropologist. I

776
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 1: was just wearing a sweater that had like a light

777
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: pattern on it, and I felt like I was like

778
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: in couture, like full like gender queer fuck like like

779
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: with my light pattern. It was like who's this guy? Um?

780
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: And it was It was a blast but crazy. It

781
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: was crazy, and it made me realize like how um

782
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: deeply I have ghettoized myself with those spaces can really

783
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: bumm me out quick. It was shocking. It was fun

784
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: because we knew, like we didn't like we're here as

785
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: a lark, we're here before your day. We just happened

786
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: to be in midtown. So like this is funny. But

787
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: but yeah, if you're actually like in one and have

788
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: to be like just sort of like live and that

789
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: world continues to exist no matter where we are here,

790
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: they are they're loving it. No sports, because that's the

791
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: other thing is like when you go into sports park,

792
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: like this was my fault. Yeah, like I I should

793
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: have known that I made it. But this is just

794
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: like could have been any old bar, well, I would say,

795
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: And you mentioned the idea of an Irish bar. I

796
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: think all straight bars, even if they're not doing these

797
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: things in a literal sense, are metaphorically a Irish can

798
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: be playing the game. Because another like fun offshoot of

799
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: the straight bar, I think is the like chuffleboard, giant Jenga,

800
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: like a pool table, is like a German beer hall,

801
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: but like lots of little get like fat Cat in

802
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: the village is like very like okay, so this is

803
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: a straight bar, like where we're going off with games

804
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: as straight drinking culture is, Gray explain that it is

805
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: like it is so much like you think substance abuses

806
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: our thing, right, And it's like when you see a

807
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: straight bar and they're like ripping shots and like really

808
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: yelling at each other to drink more, and like they

809
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: do it quick and they but they'll stay for like

810
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 1: an hour and a half, but they'll get like seven

811
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: drinks in that time, and it is so crazy. I

812
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: used to wait tables and sometimes for lunch and we

813
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: were right across from a construction site and the construction

814
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: workers will come in eleven am screw drivers, drink like

815
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: four or five, and then go back to work unconstruction.

816
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: It's like you just had five strong drinks. It's like

817
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: I can't like build a building when I'm so nervous. Yeah, yeah,

818
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: release my interferition. Five drinks is like okay, whatever, I've

819
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: had way more than that at the club. But also

820
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: like five drinks is like I'm gonna be drunk and

821
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: I've probably had it over not the course of eleven

822
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: am lunch hour. Yeah, it's like you're gonna drink more

823
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: later when you get done with work. Right, If you

824
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: had five at eleven am. This is a Wednesday to

825
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: this isn't like we're wrenching. I haven't reacted. I'm like

826
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: that sounds normal. Yeah, eleven lunch hour they're getting Do

827
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: you ever think about the fact that it used to

828
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: be that people in general would get drunk at like

829
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: the like what is it the two martini lunch or

830
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: the three of the premise, like the idea that any

831
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: work that you got done was like between the hour

832
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: of nine and noon and after that strong and then

833
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,879
Speaker 1: the other side of that is like, oh and what

834
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 1: was it like for It's like, oh, yeah, the second

835
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: path of the day is just sexually harassing all the

836
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: way sex like or like try. I feel like if

837
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 1: you weren't a sexual harasser, you're like I have to

838
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: stay awake today. Today is the day I'm going to

839
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 1: stay awake at work. If you're not a sexual or

840
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: if you're not a sexual harasser, you are a closeted

841
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah sure, and yeah you're leaving work like suck

842
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: like dangerous sticks? Which hot? Hot? Which important? Wait? Have

843
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: you ever hooked up at a gay bar or a

844
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: straight bar hooked up at well? Of course that like

845
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: the cock Yeah, that's implied um in the name. I'm

846
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: trying to think, Okay, okay, tell your story of hooking

847
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: up from a straight bar while I reflect mine. This

848
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: is bad, this makes me sound well you We're gonna

849
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: put the title card at the beginning of the episodes.

850
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: Only say it if you feel safe. I mean, I

851
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: guess whatever. I was with this guy that I've had

852
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: only ever met tab sex with, and we had very

853
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: good sex. We had sex, and so we were like,

854
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: let's get a drink by his by his work, because

855
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: I was by his work. And so then we went

856
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: and got a drink and then we went in the

857
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: bathroom together and he did fuck me. Whoa, wow, that's

858
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: really fast. It was not like the whole funck. But

859
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: I mean, did he finish. I don't think no, no, no,

860
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: he did. I don't think he never did. But it was,

861
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: you know, I was getting while the game was on.

862
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: No game. This was like cocktail bar, another branch of

863
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: the straits. It's like sixteen fancy now that I can

864
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: get into it, and then it's inherently it's inherently gay

865
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: and sometimes not to be internalized homophobia please internalized. But

866
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: sometimes I gave people. But in fact I've never stopped

867
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: footing the game bar. I just don't really get it.

868
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: I don't like the scene. It's just like the music

869
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: is like not even good. It's like I'm just not

870
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: like the other gay guys are just I don't mean

871
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: you're fine. It's just like I just want to meet

872
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: a nice man and settle down. Yeah, like I just

873
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: kind of want to date, Like I don't really want

874
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, whatever that is. It's like, not all

875
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: of us are Jack from Willing Grace. I'm a cop.

876
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: I'm a cop and I worked on Wall Street. Um

877
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: so Joe Biden's vision. But you like a cocktail bar,

878
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: I mean a cocktail bar that because, okay, listen, I'm

879
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: a straight cocktail bar. There's gonna be a good thirty

880
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: to seventy of the population that is gay. Yeah, you'll

881
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: always see a gay person and so that actually is

882
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 1: fine with me. Like a diverse mixed a mixed bag

883
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: and listen, I'll say it. I'm pro diverse city. When

884
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: a space I love to see all kinds of people, sure,

885
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: And that's the America I want to live in is

886
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: a cocktail bar all kinds of people who can afford

887
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: sixteen cocktails can just all kinds of people who are rich,

888
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,919
Speaker 1: all kinds of people, and all kinds of people from

889
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: all walks of life, whether you live in Clinton Hill

890
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: or even yeah, Bareham Hill. For sure, I will say

891
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: every gay bar, um, and I love gay bars, but

892
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: every gay bar is like a dive bar. There isn't

893
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: like yeah, this is something. This is one of those

894
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: classic contradictions in our modern world, which is that gay

895
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: bars are more straight and their esthetics and drinking menus

896
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: than at this point any kind of like hipster straight bar. Right,

897
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: Like when you go to a like one of those

898
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: beer bars that um, and there was a man with

899
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: a dog, you know what I mean, where you're like,

900
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 1: this is a this is a joke, and they're they're

901
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: all like the fonts are really bad on all the

902
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: beers and they're all like picky, sticky, blicky booty you

903
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: and you're like, don't hate beer. I hate beer names.

904
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 1: It's like sounds like weird names, which I think are

905
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: funny but embarrassing. A scorpion coach that sucks. That's that

906
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: person's biggest achievement in their life is that they thought

907
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: of the name. And I like good beer I'm not like,

908
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: I think it's fun, but you're it's so exhausting that

909
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: almost every time, I'm just like the pillsner. I'm exhausted

910
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: with choosing. And there's a man with a dog here. Okay, wait,

911
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something really controversial. I am tired of

912
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: I p A shaming. WHOA. That is not where I

913
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: thought I was going tired of shaming. Hey, it's just

914
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: a type of beer. It's just a poppy beer. Like,

915
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,959
Speaker 1: stop shaming people for getting I pas like it doesn't

916
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: see you get I p s constantly. Sometimes I'll order

917
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 1: It's not a huge obs like the like the like

918
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: it's a very like unquote like Brooklyn joke. You know,

919
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,280
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, you're from Brooklyn, you have a beard,

920
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 1: you you get a fucking I p A. Yeah, it's

921
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: like grow up like so it's like when people make

922
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: fun of like keen wa. Yeah, yeah, cong Gray, it's

923
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: an old food. It's actually old as hell. It's an

924
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: old as hell food. Is like making fun of rice. Yeah,

925
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: like try actually try Actually, Aaron craft a perfectly word

926
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: a joke about rice, right, try times that there she

927
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 1: is ordering rice? Must she must love? Wait I've got

928
00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 1: it's it's sort of like um um oh she is

929
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: ordering right. It's like, bet she's going back to her

930
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: Green Point loft and listening to Vinyl with her glasses

931
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: on our listener makes Emma, She's now like in the

932
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: middle of making the soup, Like, should I cut right

933
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: out of my diet? This is a rice space. Soup.

934
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: Soup is rice space. R space that feeling when okay,

935
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: we haven't even touched upon things like ax throwing bars,

936
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: anything with a weird theme, and it's like, isn't drinking enough,

937
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: you know, And it's like, no, I have to actually

938
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: get an ax throwing on my and the like faux

939
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: wilderness stuff is like grow up, Like move to the

940
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: damn woods. If you're so upset throw an ax. No

941
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: one is mad at you for wanting to throw an ax,

942
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: but you you just live in the wrong desperation of

943
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: kind of I would say anything resembling like I just

944
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: started a pitch. Did you hear that? While I was

945
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: walking here? This is so funny. I was like, this

946
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: neighborhood is beautiful. Everyone is so dumb. New York is beautiful.

947
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm not joking for the sake of the story as

948
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking with a dead mouse, mouse, that dead mouse, York,

949
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, a dead flat it was. It was really,

950
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: it was a bad one. It was a bad one.

951
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well, yeah, I guess I

952
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: will move to the the jolt. When you see like

953
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: a dead murder of dead mouse on the street, it's

954
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: just such a terrible feeling. It's like, well, we're all

955
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: gonna We're all gonna die. Should I become one of

956
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: those like people that posts photos of that dead mouse

957
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: on Instagram? It's like, you know those are I love

958
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: those people? Do? Yeah? I actually do. When people post

959
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: grows stuff on Instagram, I'm like, thank you. A lot

960
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: of people like to post when they poop. I have

961
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: a fence though, that's just photos of my poops. I

962
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: wish that were true. Ah, No, should do you? Yeah?

963
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: But no one's allowed to follow it? I remember, are you?

964
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: Is that still going strong? Because no one follows zero?

965
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: Is that you have followers on I follow? Yes? Sorry, yeah,

966
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: I do. Um, I do. Hope I tell the Instagram

967
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: entirely one day. I think that would be sexual. Actually,

968
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: I mean Instagram is is the worst thing in the

969
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: way I think people complain about Twitter or more. And

970
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: I think Twitter is I don't like Twitter either, but

971
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 1: I think it's better than Instagram. I can be fun.

972
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: Twitter can be very fun. Instagram is literally it's making

973
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: everyone extremely stupid people. What people do care more about

974
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: abs now than they did like ten years ago. Weirdly enough,

975
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: as much as I am obviously have crushing insecurities about

976
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: everything about myself, I don't like my No, No, it's

977
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: not that it's that like I don't. It's so it's

978
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: so like heightened and fake, but it doesn't affect me.

979
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when I look at like a billionaire,

980
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I wish I were a billionaire. It's like, no,

981
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: that's something. Like people are like porn is unrealistic. It's

982
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: like yeah, like I never and I was like, this

983
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: is what it is. Yeah, this is the sex. I'll

984
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: have to be fair. Sometimes I'm like, will I ever

985
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 1: be able to have sex like that? Well? Sometimes like

986
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 1: the positions that are that like look really hot, like

987
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: if you try them, like, this isn't fun. Like the

988
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: classics just like feel good. Well that's why they're classics.

989
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:36,959
Speaker 1: They're classics, babe. Um, But just to circle back, close

990
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: the loop, the loop please, we're edging our listener. Anything

991
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: that resembles like acts throwing, escape room, you know, it's

992
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: like the desperation of that makes me sad in such

993
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: a deep way, do you know what I mean? I

994
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: also those things, But then again, I'm like, I love bowling.

995
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: I love like you're going to a bowling alley, and yes,

996
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: they have drinks there because they're like, we have to

997
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: help the moms and the dads get through their lives.

998
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: But it's like it's you could go have a sober well.

999
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: It's also like bowling is something to do while you

1000
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: also have conversations, whereas the escape room it's like we

1001
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: need something to keep us busy, like we needn't either.

1002
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: I am curious if I ever do throw me out

1003
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: a window. I like he did it. I do like

1004
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: like puzzles and clues, but I've never been tempted to

1005
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: go to an escape to the room. I could. It's

1006
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: like it's the same. I feel like it's the same

1007
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: rush you get from like running a five K, where

1008
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 1: it's like I did something today, I can go ahead

1009
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: and not going to do that either not not either.

1010
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: I think I get the thrill of an escape room

1011
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: from video games. I think that. Yeah, I had no idea.

1012
01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: This is an exclusive Frustratio Lab exclusive everything gamer. What

1013
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,439
Speaker 1: do you play games? I do? Right now, I'm playing

1014
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: Borderland's three. I am so shocked and my character is

1015
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 1: non binary. It's mixed, Emma. It's a beast master who

1016
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: has like a beast that they throw into the and

1017
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: it'll be like, I'm not even a mad normal woman.

1018
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: It's like, GoF, Yeah, that's that's a sli Wow. Maybe

1019
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: we should call our listeners gamers. Hey gamers, Yeah, what

1020
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: level unlocked level level of your podcast has nothing to do?

1021
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: You know, here's one thing as we talk about the podcast,

1022
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 1: as we make the podcast, I will say, actually doing

1023
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 1: the topic today, what a revelation. It kind of made

1024
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 1: me think, okay, boomer, Yeah, made me think, why are

1025
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: we trying so hard to sort of tear down what

1026
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: podcasts are? You know? Maybe we just fucking do the segments,

1027
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: stay in line, say what we're supposed to say, and

1028
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: do our segments. Going from millennial to gen z aesthetics

1029
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: abstract to ugly booms disease booms. I really was like,

1030
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: oh wow, so this is why people just like follow

1031
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: their format, Like, it's funny that you think we followed

1032
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: our format when in fact we may be talking about

1033
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: straight bars for a total of like fifteen minutes. Yeah. Maybe, Yeah,

1034
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: it's funny that that your brain is so broken that

1035
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: you thought, Yeah, I guess it's funny that I'm such

1036
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: a brainworms vibes. Oh god. The other day I literally

1037
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: had the thought. I was like, has anyone ever made

1038
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,919
Speaker 1: a joke about brain worms becoming brain butterflies? And it's like, yes,

1039
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 1: if you google that, many people have that. I was like,

1040
01:03:55,360 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm a genius to be fair. Okay, wait on, dumpster

1041
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: fire was and now and now it's brain warm brain

1042
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: worms is the dumpster fire? Like, I haven't heard it

1043
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: as much as dumpster fire, but I'm sure you're right.

1044
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm just like, okay, boom or catch up

1045
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: dump dumpster fire is truly enough to make my eyes

1046
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 1: like going opposite to remember gag me with the spoon classic.

1047
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:25,439
Speaker 1: I think dumpster fire at this point is funny. It's

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01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: it's post comedy. Yeah, let's come back. Yeah, it's like

1049
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: lit af I just threw up in my mouth a

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01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 1: little was another bit classic. Hold on, just about my

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01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: mouth a little bit, Okay, prove it. Taking the Taro

1052
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: has this bit in her album where she's like talking

1053
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: about people that say, just rup my mouth a little bit,

1054
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: and the entire joke is just then she goes, okay,

1055
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 1: you're gross, and then everyone dies laughing. You know, one time,

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01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago, I did throw up a little bit.

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01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: It is weird, and I was like, I want to

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01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 1: say out loud that I threw up in my mouth,

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01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 1: but I can't say it because I'll be hat How

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01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: how tragic to throw up in your mouth a little

1061
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: bit After the moment of saying that is gone, the

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01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: cultural moment is gone. Okay. That's kind of like how

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01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 1: one time I bought this print that I thought was

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01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: very cool from a museum and then truly a year

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01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: later it started being sold at like all the like

1066
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: like the all of the Fields stores started selling that

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01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 1: exact print, and I was like, this is from like

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01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: a special you know, like the wine the French like

1069
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: wine advertisements. Exactly exactly every everybody had that cat that

1070
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: damn cat, damn cat. Um should we do our final?

1071
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: SI think it's time? Um. We didn't even ever say

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01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: if they got fucked in a bar. I've never gotten

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01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: fucked in or blowed blow jobs. Oral sex is sex,

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01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 1: I would say, oral sex, unfortunately, is sex. You can

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01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: catch it all, but can you You can catch it all?

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01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: Do they have to come in your mouth for you

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01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: to catch it? No, because you could. You could have

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01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: a sore or a cut in your mouth and then

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01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: they can do something and then but what are we

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01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: talking about? S t I. I think if you can

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01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: catch at it's that you gotta catch them all. Um,

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01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: in a straight bar, I would like to come out

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01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: and say I have not had any kind of sex

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01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: in a straight bar, but I have made out with people,

1085
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 1: and yeah, I've definitely made out with people. I would say, also,

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01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: this is not a straight bar, but it is, and

1087
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: if anything, the only thing more straight than a straight bar.

1088
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: When I was in college, there was a very large

1089
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 1: LGBT population on campus beautiful and I would literally I

1090
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 1: have multiple times hooked up with people at a fraternity party.

1091
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 1: That is so unfair. Yeah, sketchy sex like literally there

1092
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: was always like a gay corner at literal frat parties.

1093
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: That's so unfair. Meanwhile, the South was rising again at

1094
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: my damn college, people a fucking frats. Well the damn

1095
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: South is rising again. I mean, well, the damn South

1096
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: this again. My school was so gay because it's musical

1097
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: theater school that like I'd say, it became like more

1098
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 1: sexless because you're just there's Jim. Yeah, you're like good boy.

1099
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 1: Oh god, we're edging or edging our listeners again. Okay,

1100
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 1: we need to do our final segment. This segment is

1101
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:24,800
Speaker 1: called shoutouts, and um, you give a shout out to

1102
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 1: anything that you like, and we really want you to

1103
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: put your heart and soul into it. And imagine you're

1104
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 1: with your squad at sort of a t r L

1105
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: sort of Times Square, and um, you're shouting to your

1106
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: high school or whatever. Think about that. Okay, and Sam

1107
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 1: will demonstrate. I will, um, actually go first. You don't

1108
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: have to. Do you feel safe going first? I actually

1109
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 1: don't have one yet. Okay, interesting, first, do you want

1110
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: to go first? I go first? Okay, Hey, listeners, I

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01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 1: just want to give a shout out to Warby Parker.

1112
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm in the market for new glasses and I was

1113
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 1: just in a Warby Parker store the other day trying

1114
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: on various different options, each one of which made me

1115
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 1: look like a different gay person I don't like, and

1116
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: that was a real learning experience for me. And I

1117
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 1: did not purchase any pairs. And that is my experience

1118
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 1: shoutout warby Parker, which it was like a negative shout out.

1119
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 1: Mine went negative really faster. It's not supposed to be negative. Okay,

1120
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: but I like it. Okay, cool mm hmm, hold on,

1121
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold hold.

1122
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 1: You know, it's so crazy. The recurring thing with this segment,

1123
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 1: which is always under the surface, is that I'm very

1124
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 1: bad at it and say good at it. Shut up, um,

1125
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,840
Speaker 1: But you know, there's a first time forever. This time,

1126
01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm actually flopping. People are live tweeting this right now,

1127
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 1: and I'm trending, and I'm dropping a shout out flop

1128
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: trending hashtag, Oh my god, flop hashtag, flop taggert, just

1129
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 1: trending flop tagger. It's activity canceled just because you have,

1130
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: like this episode just last five hours and it's all

1131
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:27,640
Speaker 1: just sad silence. I'm honestly trying so hard, and I'm like,

1132
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: have I done a single thing this week? Okay? What's up, listeners.

1133
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,640
Speaker 1: I just want to give a quick shout out to

1134
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,680
Speaker 1: um the general Douche that I got from CBS. You

1135
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 1: are so powerful that you managed to shoot water deep

1136
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 1: inside me to the point where it is a part

1137
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: of me. Now most bodies are water. I am eighty percent.

1138
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 1: Thank you for that extra ten percent water. I will

1139
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 1: carry you with me till the day I am dead.

1140
01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: My ass is still dirty. Thank you, douche. I love you.

1141
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:03,800
Speaker 1: Who really good? To the general you're right here is

1142
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 1: really good and that way and see that it's the

1143
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: kind of positive environment we're trying to foster. But to

1144
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: be fair, I took um roughly three hours to think

1145
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 1: of something that I actually talked about at the beginning

1146
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 1: of the particles, but sort of been a different way.

1147
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 1: That's true. I kind of hit it from a different angle.

1148
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: And in fact, you also had a complaint. I mean,

1149
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 1: both of us are kind of shouting out products that

1150
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 1: ultimately failed us. Yeah, it's sort of tearing down even

1151
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,640
Speaker 1: our own segment that could be Yeah, and it is

1152
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:31,840
Speaker 1: a built in critique of capitalism, like what if an

1153
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 1: advertisement actually told you how bad something is. Dang, that's

1154
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:40,599
Speaker 1: actually really smart, that's radical, that's actually really smart. Okay,

1155
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: I'll go okay, hey, listeners, shut up to my rain

1156
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: jacket that I got a while ago. I have been

1157
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: able to use. It's from I think a company called Rains. Wait.

1158
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,839
Speaker 1: I starting, but I really like it. I get confidence

1159
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,440
Speaker 1: on how it looks. I also find that it works

1160
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 1: well to keep the rain off of me. One problem

1161
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: I'll stay with it is the little things that you

1162
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 1: used to tighten your helmet hood thank you. They'll swing

1163
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: up and sometimes hit me in the teeth. They're heavy

1164
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 1: metal and I'm where they're gonna and my teeth are

1165
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: big and where they're going to knock them out but

1166
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 1: dragging me. But other than that, I really like the jacket. Wait, Aaron,

1167
01:11:23,439 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 1: I have a dragon from Rains and I have that

1168
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 1: exact same problem, and it has hit me like in

1169
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,800
Speaker 1: the teeth, in the teeth and also just like on

1170
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:33,720
Speaker 1: my like face, my bone. Yeah, and I don't I'm

1171
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 1: not like, I'm sure I'm a faggy walker, but I'm

1172
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:40,840
Speaker 1: not like the like I'm not to work. I'm just

1173
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: like walking. I'm not stomping these streets. Um. But I

1174
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 1: find I have to tie those uh yeah. I try

1175
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: to tuck them in, but then sometimes they still find

1176
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:57,800
Speaker 1: their way out. Yeah. Oh my god, it's violent. It's

1177
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 1: so those are great coats though. Yeah, I've been looking

1178
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: at their backpacks as well. They're cute. So now they're

1179
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: coming to New York. When I got it, it was

1180
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 1: only in Europe or Canada. Again, another instance of I

1181
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 1: remember because I think they're maybe, um, I think there

1182
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 1: maybe a Copenhagen, Yeah, they're like and I yeah or whatever,

1183
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:24,799
Speaker 1: cogen amor the same city. This podcast just went global,

1184
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 1: but I think I literally bought my jacket in Europe

1185
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,559
Speaker 1: and then came back and was like, well, where's fashion

1186
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:37,599
Speaker 1: and then truly within six months, but still not everyone

1187
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,560
Speaker 1: hasn't because they're expensive. But there I will say that

1188
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 1: they're nice and they're worth up. But be careful with

1189
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,880
Speaker 1: those little dude ads. You heard it here first going

1190
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: to lose your little teeth or your bigins. Well, chump, chump,

1191
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 1: camp camp. This has been our podcast. Thanks Air, Thanks

1192
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 1: that was Samaje out Aaron put on that rings jacket

1193
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 1: and got the funk out of here. It's pouring day.

1194
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 1: We didn't get