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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents show. You know what I love. People love

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Speaker 1: listening to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast because we

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Speaker 1: actually go behind the scenes of the big show and

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Speaker 1: we talked about stuff here. It's like it's like taking

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Speaker 1: the behind the scenes tour of Disney when Mickey takes

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Speaker 1: his hat off, when Mickey takes his head off, scary.

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Speaker 1: For instance, today was the first day I'm back from

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Speaker 1: Santa Fe and uh if I didn't want to come back,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to come back to New York because

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Speaker 1: New York is just hot and sticking gross. But being

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Speaker 1: here in the studio with you guys was great today.

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Speaker 1: Loved it. It was great. By the way, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be back. It's gonna be ahead. Anyway. I was watching

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Speaker 1: my favorite film, Uh, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,

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Speaker 1: the original, Yeah, the one with uh Eddie Albert Eddie right,

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Speaker 1: Eddie Wilder, Yeah, yeah, but Eddie Albert is no. We

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Speaker 1: just said that, where have you been? The guy who

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Speaker 1: played the grandfather who was also uh Jack Albertson, Jack

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Speaker 1: Albertson from Chico and the Man. Yes, I'm old, I

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Speaker 1: remember that he played the man. Anyway, So I watched

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Speaker 1: the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking this would never happen in real life. Wait's part

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Speaker 1: of it. I guess you're right. Maybe all of the

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Speaker 1: thing that got I'm disgusted with in this film is

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Speaker 1: as you know, Charlie lives with his grandpa, I think,

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Speaker 1: his mother and then three other old people in this

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Speaker 1: one little apartment with eight beds. Okay, that could happen,

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Speaker 1: But anyway, Charlie walks into this room with all these

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Speaker 1: old people who are just in bed and they haven't

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Speaker 1: been out of bed in years. They haven't walked, you know,

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Speaker 1: they stink, and Charlie never goes Grandpa. You smell like ash,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And so I'm thinking it's

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Speaker 1: not real. Charlie would never be able to stay in

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Speaker 1: this room where there's fecal matter on the floor. Disgusting.

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Speaker 1: There's so many inconsistencies. Like The Mighty Ducks were my

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Speaker 1: favorite movies, still might be. But in the second one,

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Speaker 1: they go to the Junior Olympics and then all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, they like meet this kid who's like a

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Speaker 1: street hockey player and they just say, hey, join our team.

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Speaker 1: The Olympics have already started and they just add someone

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Speaker 1: to the roster. They can't do that. You can't do that,

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Speaker 1: you know, I know. I guess it's the magic of film.

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Speaker 1: This kid can be totally okay walking into a room

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Speaker 1: full of old people that stink, and you can just

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Speaker 1: join mid season. And you know what, I didn't understand either,

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Speaker 1: Like Charlie's grandfather is like in his bed and he

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Speaker 1: can't move and he can't seem to get up. But

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Speaker 1: yet when he gets that golden ticket, he gets up

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Speaker 1: and gold dig and granddad some workmen's comp fraud right there.

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Speaker 1: There's so many of those things that, well, you were

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Speaker 1: in a movie that had some b s in it,

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Speaker 1: Like what you weren't die Hard with Avenge? Okay, well

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Speaker 1: what was that? The guy called the radio station got

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Speaker 1: right through? Oh that's right. When I was on the radio,

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Speaker 1: Nobody screened his call, nobody asked him like you wanted

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Speaker 1: to request the song, just like I speak to Elvis,

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Speaker 1: I'm a terrorist, will put your right. That's I thought.

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Speaker 1: Everybody see that scene where you're there and you take

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Speaker 1: the call and the guys like reporting that, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's something bad that's gonna happen. He hit a bomb.

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Speaker 1: He hit a bomb in a school. No radio teacher

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Speaker 1: would be like, oh, so you put a bomb in

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Speaker 1: a school. What happened? You would never have that call.

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Speaker 1: But he did get right through. Yeah. You know, I

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Speaker 1: noticed when you're watching these these thriller movies or horror movies,

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Speaker 1: The first thing I would do is call the police,

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Speaker 1: in the dark. And no way that that would never

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Speaker 1: happen in real life. I got one. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: seen The Fast and the Furious Part eight? So they

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Speaker 1: an ocean that frow that froze over, and a Russian

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Speaker 1: whole point of Festival Star Wars. He gets his hand

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Speaker 1: We're talking about films that are a little more reality,

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Speaker 1: from dinosaurs. Like at what point I would have been like,

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Speaker 1: take those things off? I was yelling at the whole movie.

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Speaker 1: Tera dactyl is about to fly down and fly away,

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Speaker 1: kick like the bad guy with their heels and stuff. Exactly,

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Speaker 1: it's not even gonna happen. Why is it that that

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Speaker 1: that some films like about you know, government and conspiracy

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Speaker 1: Everyone could be a hacker within like five seconds on

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Speaker 1: I figure out the passwork real fast. I was talking

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Speaker 1: about that on my Walkers and Talkers podcast that went

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Speaker 1: up yesterday. The movie Independence Day, which was a huge hit.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the movie, they're in a spaceship

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Speaker 1: aliens don't recognize that it's an old ship. Imagine you

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Speaker 1: drove up in a car that was forty years old

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Speaker 1: and people didn't know it was an old car. Right.

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Speaker 1: So then he takes out his Mac laptop and he's

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Speaker 1: not connected to any Internet because he's in the spaceship.

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Speaker 1: How would there be internet? And he uploads the virus

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Speaker 1: from Brody who just yelled at Greg Tears. What I'm

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Speaker 1: it makes sense. How did he upload a virus in

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Speaker 1: two more evolving food and drinks. If you notice, whenever

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Speaker 1: anything like that. And then secondly, they never touched the food.

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Speaker 1: be weird. But you can't talk and deliver lines if

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Speaker 1: your mouth is fall But that's not reality. Would be

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Speaker 1: hold on a second, as you're telling you, In reality,

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Speaker 1: you'd be talking while you're eating, because because Scary talks

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Speaker 1: I always wanted to know when they snort lines, really

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Speaker 1: snorting cocaine, But I want to know, like what are

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Speaker 1: And like it doesn't powder. I mean sometimes it's cocaine,

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Speaker 1: Two actors really snort? Shoot? And while that hold on,

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Speaker 1: let's the answer here, one movie problem at a time. Yeah, yeah, scary.

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Speaker 1: So what about when people are in cars and they're

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Speaker 1: You know, we call that Doris Day parking because Doris

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Speaker 1: Day was an actress a long, long, long long time ago.

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Speaker 1: In every movie she did, she would pull right up

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Speaker 1: day parker. My dad always says, didn't I tell you?

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Speaker 1: I called ahead a joke. So apparently there are different concoctions,

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Speaker 1: starch mixed with baby powder. Yes, they said, just regular starch,

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Speaker 1: them sneeze? Maybe it does, maybe it does. But the

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Speaker 1: many years ago when the car alarms worthy? I mean

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Speaker 1: He goes, there's alarm sensors. If you reach into the car,

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Speaker 1: It doesn't go off. So he takes his shoe off

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Speaker 1: tried it. I don't think cars. Cars don't have alarms anymore. Well,

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Speaker 1: he paid for it. Remember those locks used to put

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Speaker 1: steer the crook lock. No, there was, that was a

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Speaker 1: He pulls behind in front of the barn and he

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Speaker 1: as far as sharing my door with you, you gotta

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Speaker 1: go exactly, just let me go, and I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I want to know why when a hero takes on

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Speaker 1: Kung Fu movie. Na. Yeah, I always thought there was

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Speaker 1: side impact bullshit. Anytime that happens, it's lazy writing about

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Speaker 1: because it's in the script. Okay, And I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you're thor or if you're Captain America. If you

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Speaker 1: it's so ridiculous. I'm like, there is no way in

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Speaker 1: hell that this just happened. It's in the script. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I wish you know you're in a predicament in life.

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Speaker 1: You could go pause and then write the script out

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Speaker 1: where you want that moment to go. Like those books.

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Speaker 1: Remember those books, they choose your own adventure books. Well,

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Speaker 1: guess what I'm about to write one in the script. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but pause everyone, I want this podcast to end. Okay.

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Speaker 1: That said, oh my gosh, what a day is the

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Speaker 1: weekend Minute Morning show