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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is his ex wife wants to sleep over. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's not what you think. It's not what you think.

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Speaker 2: Can get your mind out of the gutter.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it in just a little bit, because

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for its neph This.

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Speaker 2: One is called triple cat.

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Speaker 3: If three people pass and they can, you know, the

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Speaker 3: family might not have enough money for all them cats.

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Speaker 2: Just one cantrip people one the concept. Okay, this work?

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Speaker 4: Thanks the money, JS Mortuary. This is Calvin Man. Help you.

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Speaker 2: Uh hey, how you doing? How you Calvin? How you doing?

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Speaker 3: My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. Uh, I'm calling.

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Speaker 3: We've got somebody that uh has passed. Actually three people

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Speaker 3: passed away. Yeah, I thank you for that, man. It

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Speaker 3: was kind of expected. Uh so you know, it wasn't

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Speaker 3: something that caught us off guard. But you know, but

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Speaker 3: all in all, you know, we're still grieving about losing

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Speaker 3: our loved ones. But uh, but I wanted to give

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Speaker 3: you all a call. We're trying to pick a particular

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Speaker 3: funeral home on who we want.

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Speaker 4: To uh take care of the services.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I can definitely help you with that. And uh,

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Speaker 4: once again, I just want to, you know, just let

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Speaker 4: you know that we can pretty much do the whole

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Speaker 4: game that we we can make sure that you're needed

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Speaker 4: to take them from you know, from from now on,

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Speaker 4: we're here for you. Wanting to get that out. Uh

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Speaker 4: what is your mean need?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 4: You said three people? Sir?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, I wanted to bring attention to you.

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Speaker 3: Do you yes, customize caskets.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving. Uh even have a

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Speaker 4: new thing where we can put the picture of the

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Speaker 4: person on the outside like a semi gloss coating a

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Speaker 4: couple of hours.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't need that on no goal

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Speaker 3: or nothing like that. Listen, listen, what I want to do.

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Speaker 3: Is it any way that you could maybe uh customize

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Speaker 3: a casket that can accommodate three people?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Yes, like we we can. We can customize each

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Speaker 4: individual casket for each individual.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask.

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Speaker 3: What I'm saying is if I want to, like like

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Speaker 3: I said, like I said, I could they was all close.

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't have a problem with all three

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Speaker 3: of them being in the same casket.

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Speaker 4: I get you. Uh, you know, to my knowledge is

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Speaker 4: as far as I've been in this business, I've never

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Speaker 4: I'm not really sure we can actually do that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I mean, what's the problem if

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Speaker 2: we can get them all in there?

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Speaker 4: Well, sir, I mean I think that's a I don't

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Speaker 4: even think if, for one, it's legal in this state

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Speaker 4: or any state. Uh, three people in one casket and

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Speaker 4: ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that can

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Speaker 4: I say that we actually you know.

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Speaker 3: But if you customize in a casket, Calvin, then you

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Speaker 3: ought to be able to put as many people in there.

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Speaker 3: If you make it deep enough and wide enough, ought

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Speaker 3: to get three people in there.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: Well, the customization is is the outer side of the casket,

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Speaker 4: and maybe you know some people even put TV screens

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Speaker 4: on the inside or some of their their their loved ones, uh,

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Speaker 4: memorable mementos.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 4: We customize it for that, you know, color wise. Uh

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Speaker 4: so what.

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Speaker 3: About when when it's a person real big uh, you know,

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Speaker 3: a heavyset person. You know, you got to have a

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Speaker 3: casket that can accommodate them.

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Speaker 2: Right, yes, But okay, So so.

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Speaker 3: You want to be able to put you want to

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Speaker 3: be able to put three people in one casket if

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Speaker 3: they can fit, if you put two one way and

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Speaker 3: one the other other way, and you ought to be

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Speaker 3: to have all three of them in there at one time.

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Speaker 4: Is there anybody else around you and your family that

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Speaker 4: can help talk with me about this.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my cousins

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Speaker 3: and get them straight. And I'm asking you can we

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Speaker 3: get them in a casket, that one casket that can

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Speaker 3: accommodate three people if you put two pillows on body

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Speaker 3: in one.

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Speaker 4: That's not something we're really uh.

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Speaker 3: That ain't something you used to doing cab. But I'm

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Speaker 3: calling you telling you that's the way I want this customize.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 4: Alright, brother, look, brother, brother, just just chill out with cutting.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: So we're trying to get three people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a standard plan. It'll be a low end,

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Speaker 4: and your plan for three individual cactus that's.

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Speaker 2: All we ain't got.

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Speaker 3: We don't have enough money for three individual caskets. I

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Speaker 3: keep telling you that we got room for one casket.

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Speaker 3: We just need to big enough, man, so you could

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Speaker 3: get everybody in there and close the door.

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Speaker 4: I'm not good.

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Speaker 5: I'm not I don't want to go back and forth

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Speaker 5: with you, sir.

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Speaker 4: I know this is a time.

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Speaker 3: Then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me.

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Speaker 3: Buildings that I need, like bury my family.

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Speaker 4: I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but

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Speaker 4: I'm just really trying to help.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to Don't you tell.

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Speaker 3: Me you're gonna get three people in the casket looking good.

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Speaker 2: We can do that.

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Speaker 5: We cannot do that.

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Speaker 2: You out that.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: I'm the one going through bereavement.

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Speaker 5: I understand that, but you are, you're you use the

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Speaker 5: foul language. We can't do it, brother, you hear me.

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Speaker 2: No, no hold on my cousin them said they wanted.

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Speaker 5: To you, No, sir, no can okay.

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Speaker 3: Look look man, y'all gonna bury these three people, and

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Speaker 3: you gonna put all three of them in the same

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Speaker 3: damn casking man, two.

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Speaker 2: On one on one end and one on the other.

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Speaker 3: One.

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Speaker 4: Man, sir, if you're a drinking just stop.

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Speaker 2: I ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man, Let

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Speaker 2: me say this to you. What your name? Calvin?

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Speaker 4: Right, yes, yes it is, sir.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So Calvi, Calvin, let me say this to you.

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Speaker 3: Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,

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Speaker 3: or Calvin.

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Speaker 5: You gonna get your who you talking to?

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Speaker 4: That's what's going now, now, No, now, that's it, right there, sir.

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Speaker 4: I've been trying to be as professional as I can.

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Speaker 4: This whole conversation is as crazy as it is. But

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Speaker 4: now I ain't nothing crazy about it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I told you I want you to

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Speaker 2: bury my cousin.

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Speaker 5: Come on down here. I got some places to put

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Speaker 5: your body and your cousin's body. How about that?

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Speaker 3: Huh are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Because you you know, you don't sound too damn confident.

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Speaker 2: You don't sound too confident, Calvin, I'm.

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Speaker 5: Gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right.

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Speaker 4: Now, this ain't the place, and I'm not the one

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Speaker 4: you will be in the ground messing with us.

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Speaker 5: Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm on you up.

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Speaker 5: How about that?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Calvin?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something, Calvin, me and

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Speaker 3: Tommy gonna be down there today.

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Speaker 2: Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.

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Speaker 5: Who is Tommy huh, this's.

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Speaker 2: A nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby,

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Speaker 2: you just got Frank Calvin.

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Speaker 5: Yo, y'all had me bring the whip me. Tell y'all,

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Speaker 5: I just want to know who up.

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Speaker 2: To this that work. Yes, I'm a whip reggie.

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Speaker 5: You bet watch what you drink? You bet watch what

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Speaker 5: you eat. I'm on your to revenge red.

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Speaker 3: Hey Calvin, give me this, man, what's the baddest and

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Speaker 3: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: Man, you know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 4: This show, y'all got got me?

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Speaker 2: Got me, y'all ain't with me.

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Speaker 3: But I'm just hand like two bodies this boy, one

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Speaker 3: body this way, three different pillars. We worked that thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: well you're probably gonna need ten Jay, You're probably gonna

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Speaker 3: need five on each.

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Speaker 2: Side rollers, but you saved some money.

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Speaker 3: Jay liked like for three.

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Speaker 2: All right, I got a bad idea. Go ahead and

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Speaker 2: let me head. I just put them in there fold.

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Speaker 2: The Nephew is.

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Speaker 3: Coming to Saint Louis, that is July seven eight nine.

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Speaker 3: July seven eight nine. The Nephew is at Club Healyum

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Speaker 3: Comedy Club July seven eight nine s kipt to the

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Speaker 3: Louis Saint Louis here I come. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 3: And I'll also be at the cap of Conclave. Yes

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Speaker 3: i will.

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Speaker 2: I'll be hosting the family out on the river Walk

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Speaker 2: along with the beautiful Dann King.

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Speaker 3: I will be in the building with our brothers, Sweet Loop,

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Speaker 3: Sweet Loop, Sweet Loops on the river walkin Tampa Flawd.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, we gotta get to the Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Coming up. Strawberry letter, subject his ex

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Speaker 1: wife wants to sleep over.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 2: The Hardy Morning Show.