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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the Brand News Show. We got a

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Speaker 1: full hour for you today.

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Speaker 2: It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, and I feel like

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Speaker 2: my son's gonna take over the show soon.

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Speaker 3: Oh he has come in for a day, dude.

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Speaker 2: He is absolutely annihilating us in our family, roasting us,

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna hear all about it and what's on

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Speaker 2: your mind today. We also got a brand new second date,

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Speaker 2: we got a busted we got a lot of fun

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Speaker 2: ahead of us.

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Speaker 1: But firstly, what do you got for comments?

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Speaker 4: Alexis Sammy sweet said, I listen to you guys almost

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Speaker 4: every time you upload and your break such a smile

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Speaker 4: to my face. Even my cats joined in to listen as.

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Speaker 5: The cat's favorite laser stories because.

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Speaker 6: Of the pen.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the pens.

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Speaker 1: In the house today, So Chat will be happy. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's your brand new podcast. It starts now.

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Speaker 8: I need to do a real quick survey of the room.

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Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I just

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Speaker 8: have to ask, what is chat gpt to you? Is

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Speaker 8: in a really smart computer? Be your new best friend?

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Speaker 8: Or see God?

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Speaker 9: It's not that well, I ask.

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Speaker 8: Because, according to a new study, a growing number of

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Speaker 8: people online about twenty seven percent are starting to believe

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Speaker 8: AI is actually the word of the Lord.

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Speaker 1: Oh that.

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Speaker 8: Is, it knows that we're talking about it, and I'm

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Speaker 8: not making this up. People think they're actually unlocking the secrets.

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Speaker 9: Of the universe through chat GPT.

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Speaker 1: This is not good.

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Speaker 9: Well it makes sense, does it?

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Speaker 8: Only an all knowing higher entity could answer a question

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Speaker 8: like what food dishes can I make with these leftover

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Speaker 8: ingredients and fifteen recipe options in five seconds? I mean fat,

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Speaker 8: the Lord doth commended me to make this buffle low shrimp.

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Speaker 9: Let us wrap what.

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Speaker 1: Cream castle for everyone?

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Speaker 8: Oh it knew. One person even said. My prediction is

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Speaker 8: within two years this will turn into an official church

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Speaker 8: with clergy and organized services online where people come and

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Speaker 8: gather to listen to the word of chat GPT.

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Speaker 10: Even as chat GPT is like everyone, I'm telling you

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Speaker 10: I am not God, They're like, he's such a humble God,

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Speaker 10: give him money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I literally asked chat GPT.

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Speaker 8: I put it in. I said, would you want humans

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Speaker 8: to worship you and treat your words like holy gospel?

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Speaker 8: And it responded absolutely not, my son, I don't want

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Speaker 8: to be worshiped. Honestly, I'd be a terrible deity. I

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Speaker 8: get things wrong all the time. I don't have consciousness

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Speaker 8: or emotions. I can't even taste pizza.

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Speaker 1: How could it be God? If you can't taste pizza?

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Speaker 8: Is smart place, but the rest is so humble, so

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Speaker 8: self aware. I'm a believer, and I'm willing to shock

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Speaker 8: myself in the name of the Lord cat gpt all,

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Speaker 8: great spirit of binary, speak through our digital producer and

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Speaker 5: Amen, zero zero, one.

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Speaker 7: One, Amen, everybody. The days are getting longer, the weather's

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Speaker 7: getting hotter, and Brooks all organic dirt sented deodorant is

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Speaker 7: getting even stickier. How you know Summer's almost here? It's

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Speaker 7: actually just in time to celebrate International Picnic Day. It's

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Speaker 7: where we haul a giant woven basketfull of carbs and

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Speaker 7: mayonnaise based salads and the great outdoors and.

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Speaker 10: We eat on the floor like dogs, like potato salad

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Speaker 7: What are America's favorite picnic foods? You'll have to tell

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Speaker 7: me during a special What's in the wicker edition of

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Speaker 7: plenty of twenty? Now I have a list of America's

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Speaker 7: top twenty favorite picnic foods that we love to pack

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Speaker 7: for a family outing. You just got to name one

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Speaker 7: with the woman who we always request never bring any

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Speaker 7: homemade food dishes to our picnics. Yep, that's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: You're lost.

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Speaker 5: Please buy it from somewhere.

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Speaker 7: Alexi's Top twenty favorite picnic foods by Americans.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I just had a picnic recently and we didn't

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Speaker 8: We have white girl picnics.

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Speaker 3: I'll just stick with I guess I'll go the base

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Speaker 3: of it. Then crackers, you do it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, crackers.

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Speaker 7: For a its number nine on the lists and crackers

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Speaker 5: You there together?

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Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna go with watermelon, was my first thought.

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Speaker 7: Interesting cheating off of Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't say it out loud.

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Speaker 7: You didn't say it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, watermelon?

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Speaker 7: It's number seven on my own.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome Brooke.

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Speaker 7: Okay, two points for you. What would you like to

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Speaker 9: Polite?

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Speaker 11: Wow.

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Speaker 10: I always think it's really exciting when you pick a dip.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love a good what I mean because the chips.

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Speaker 10: Can go into their I'm just going with the safest dip,

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Speaker 10: the one that every household is made in the world,

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Speaker 10: and that is the onion dip.

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Speaker 1: Oh I think, well, now I don't.

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Speaker 7: Know onion dip. Sorry, oh good, I'm sorry. I can't

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Speaker 7: give you a onion dip. Jeffrey were over to you.

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Speaker 8: I remember when I was ten years old, we would

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Speaker 8: our housekeeper, Lucy didn't bring this item for us.

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Speaker 9: So, Jake, give me Rice Crispy Treats please.

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Speaker 7: I just rolled my eyes so hard. I think I

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Speaker 7: have a concussion. Yeah, Rice Krispy Treats. It's number twenty

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Speaker 9: It's one of the sweet.

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Speaker 9: Lucy never forgot.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go back to what you said an

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Speaker 4: intrance A macaroni salad, O mac salad.

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Speaker 7: Garni salad not one of the salads I'm looking for.

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Speaker 7: Alexis down two. We have Brook and Jeffery left. We're

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Speaker 7: talking about the top twenty most favorite picnic foods of Americans.

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Speaker 1: Potato salad.

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Speaker 7: Potato salad, yes, number three, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: To stay in the game, we packed antipasto skewers. Give

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Speaker 8: me anti pasto skewers.

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Speaker 7: Anti pasta strewers. It's number seventeen.

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Speaker 9: Classy picnics.

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Speaker 8: How to do it the right Wayok?

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Speaker 7: Please say a normal answer.

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Speaker 9: But that is normal.

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Speaker 2: So when we would go on a picnic, we would

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Speaker 1: Does that count fried chicken?

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Speaker 12: Fried chicken is number two on the popular Greasy Crispy Jeffrey,

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Speaker 12: I'm going the opposite of fried chicken.

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Speaker 13: Give me many kiches for the wind.

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Speaker 7: I don't know that's how you took me. Brook, Please,

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Speaker 7: for the love of God, say something.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. I'm gonna say a big sandwich.

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Speaker 7: Sandwich number one. The last three guesses has gotten three

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Speaker 5: I kept forgetting about the entree part.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey. It's down to you. If you get this wrong,

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Speaker 8: Yes, just to get a little bit of a healthy

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Speaker 8: that's an improper cut of that food.

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Speaker 7: Asparagus wedges. No justice, Thanks, Judge.

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Speaker 9: Lucy did magic.

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Speaker 8: I don't know how she did.

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Speaker 7: Brook has won today's edition of twenty Here's some things

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Speaker 7: you guys missed. Pasta salad, deviled eggs, fruit salad. Generically,

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Speaker 7: I would have taken chips and dip like salsa. Veggie

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Speaker 7: sticks and hummus was the other dip that I was

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Speaker 7: looking for. Coleslaw maybe the worst thing that's ever existed,

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Speaker 7: the pinwheel sandwich, corn on the cob, baked beans, pickles,

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Speaker 1: Jeff is getting shocked for many cases.

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Speaker 8: Jealous of picnic days.

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Speaker 1: I actually do it for Lucy.

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Speaker 8: I see how it is. So I'm gonna get shocked

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Speaker 8: while singing Coke Como by the Beach Boys.

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Speaker 5: One of your favorite places.

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Speaker 8: To Aruba, Jamaica. I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama.

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Speaker 8: Come Brandy, Mama Qui Largo Montego Baby, Why don't we

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Speaker 8: go down to Coca That was your shock collar question

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Speaker 8: of the day. We got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 8: in just a few minutes, Brook.

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Speaker 14: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Did you know scientists found the average person tells four

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Speaker 8: lies a day.

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Speaker 9: Really, that's it, only four?

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Speaker 8: God, I told four lies to people just walking into

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Speaker 1: If you're in a good mood, what it was.

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Speaker 9: Among other things?

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Speaker 8: So great, Now I'm out of lies for the entire day.

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Speaker 1: That's only truth.

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Speaker 8: From now on the next segment, I have to tell

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Speaker 8: the full truth of what I'm actual thinking during a

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Speaker 8: brain nerve. What's on your mind? Brace yourself? Coming up

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Speaker 8: right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And

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Speaker 8: if you think you're having a rough day, remember somewhere

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Speaker 8: out there, Mario is taking shrooms so he can climb

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Speaker 8: down a sewer pipe and stomp some gutter turtles to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's and he's got to do with his brother.

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Speaker 8: Oh God, So please, let's all try to be grateful

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Speaker 8: during what's on your mind? Remember, look how good our

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Speaker 8: lives are in comparison. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook,

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Speaker 8: what's on your mind.

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Speaker 2: Well, our son, who's eight years old, has officially entered

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Speaker 2: his roasting stage. And that's all he's doing now islessly yeah,

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Speaker 2: get it. Honestly, he's so good at it, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 8: That's what you say.

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Speaker 1: Father's Day.

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Speaker 2: We're on a walk and we like being this little

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Speaker 2: happy family, and I say to the kids like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you know, you're never gonna have a dad who loves

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Speaker 2: you as much as your dad, you know, And Michael's

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Speaker 2: kind of feeling proud, and all their turns and goes yeah,

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Speaker 2: until we get a stepdad.

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Speaker 8: Who apparently he knows something that's going on.

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Speaker 1: Michael's like, whoa, he goes, do we even know what

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Speaker 1: that means?

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Speaker 5: He does yo, he goes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it means you're gonna die.

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Speaker 8: I'm looking forward to.

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Speaker 2: But you know, there's a lot of other options to

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Speaker 5: I said, you get him in a stand up comedy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be summer break and it'll just be all

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Speaker 8: Do I have to rent like a unit here for

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Speaker 4: I will almost a parking hack, alexis what's been on

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Speaker 3: Sweet, thank you.

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Speaker 4: And that's what I noticed though, how dirty Brooks desk

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Speaker 5: It's not that bad.

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Speaker 4: There are crumbs everywhere, and I mean like in the keyboard,

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Speaker 4: Paint exactly if there's been where she does her ma

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Speaker 1: Only because the little scroller thing came off.

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Speaker 5: The little scroller ball.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just shocked for how clean I thought

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Speaker 8: So you offered to clean it for her birthday off.

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Speaker 3: You can't notice because it's so dirty. The white was brown.

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Speaker 1: And your desk is still I just.

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Speaker 5: Like, I feel like you set the car down and

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Speaker 2: Maybe I was going to say thank you for my

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Speaker 1: To everyone's on your bike.

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Speaker 8: I've told you all many times that I live out

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Speaker 8: And recently the most maddening thing happened where I got

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Speaker 8: But where's my can?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: They took it?

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Speaker 9: The garbage can was missing.

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Speaker 3: Oh did it blow down the street?

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Speaker 1: That happens sometimes, like if it's a windy day.

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Speaker 8: Mine was the only one missing out of like the

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Speaker 9: Not sure who took it or why.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not cheap to replace. No, you have to

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Speaker 8: And the neighbors haven't seen it. I had to go

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Speaker 9: Pretty pathetic, I know. So then I call the city.

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Speaker 8: They say it's going to be six to eight weeks

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Speaker 8: Because I'm not putting it in the dumpster outside. I

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Speaker 9: I'm just piecing it.

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Speaker 8: Out throughout all the little garbage cans all throughout the building,

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Speaker 8: carrying like wrappers in my pocket, my old tupperware. I'll

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Speaker 8: scrape the food into like the breakroom trash, like the opposite.

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Speaker 1: Of a raccoon.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm just piling it up. But I've been reduced

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Speaker 8: not okay. If you've seen my garbage can, text in

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Speaker 8: to seven eight, five nine two, I know it's out

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Speaker 8: there somewhere, and also text in tell us what's been

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Speaker 8: and we've got a lot of people texting in At

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Speaker 8: seven eight, five, nine two. Some of them are coming

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Speaker 8: up with new taglines for our morning show, like this,

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Speaker 8: one says Brook and Jeffrey the number one morning show

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Speaker 8: for people who fall asleep at the wheel laugh emoji.

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Speaker 5: Do we make them false?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people say that they listen to us

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems so jarring to like, Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 8: Sooth I'm down to get into the sleep aid business

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Speaker 8: if we're going to make some money off.

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Speaker 9: Of it's actually a great idea.

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Speaker 8: Another text says, hey, guys, my name is Javier and

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Speaker 8: I'm tuning in from Puerto Rico. I started listening to

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Speaker 9: I got immediately hooked.

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Speaker 8: So I looked you guys up on Apple Podcasts, subscribed,

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Speaker 9: You guys are hilarious.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 8: It must be like a language barrier or something. He

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Speaker 8: Another text says, please let Jose know that I would

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Speaker 10: Because of the story the other day when I saw

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Speaker 9: I thought you would freak out because you violated the

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Speaker 10: It could because she really likes you.

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Speaker 1: Equal it's hard to read meaning in text.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, a lot of times. But that's what's on people's

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Speaker 14: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Hi, my name is Jeff, Jeff je everybody needs to

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Speaker 8: say Hi. Jeff and Unison, Hi, my name is Jeff.

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Speaker 8: And I'm addicted to hearing stories about dumb cheaters get.

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Speaker 5: Caught a specific addiction.

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Speaker 8: I'm proud to say I've gone one whole week without

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Speaker 8: hearing about a single sleezebag boyfriend stupid his girlfriend's yoga

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Speaker 8: instructor in the back of his landscaping. Thank you, they

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Speaker 8: to resist the juicy drama, the stupid lies, the woman

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Speaker 8: coming home early from work, never suspecting what she's about

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Speaker 8: to walk in on when she opens that pantry door.

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Speaker 1: You can't keep yourself from doing it.

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Speaker 8: Oh God, I think I want to listen to one

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Speaker 8: just one batch of dumb cheater stories from the exes

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Speaker 8: who brought receipts.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be more than one, Jeff.

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Speaker 9: Then after this, I will quit cold Turkey.

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Speaker 8: I swear one more brand new Busted, coming out right

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Speaker 8: after this.

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Speaker 9: Sneaky husbands, two lives live.

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Speaker 14: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 8: They thought they could get away with that, but they're

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Speaker 8: about to get busted. You can't spell infidelity without Deli,

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Speaker 8: because what do they serve? Deli's cold cuts. Yes, and

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Speaker 8: our listener's hearts were cut in the coldest of ways

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Speaker 1: How did I not?

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Speaker 9: That's why we.

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Speaker 8: Created this segment Busted, to give our listeners a chance

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Speaker 8: to tell that story of how they caught their stupid

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Speaker 8: X putting their pastrami in someone else's rye bread.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: The metaphors they just keep on coming, and we're going

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Speaker 8: to start off the storytelling today with Sandra. Sandra, tell

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Speaker 16: Hey, so this is crazy, but my boyfriend, he's a

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Speaker 14: This really cool house he.

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Speaker 17: Was selling, and he's like, let me show you.

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Speaker 16: Let me pull up the listing. I was like, all right, cool,

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Speaker 1: And looking at real estate's so fun too.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 8: Also it's kind of like sexy talk sometimes, pulling up

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Speaker 8: zillow Ye Little Villa gets really hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we could do in this kitchen.

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Speaker 8: That's right, sand I'm.

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Speaker 18: With you exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 18: got someone to take it to the house whatever.

454
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Speaker 16: And he's like super proud of it.

455
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 17: So I'm like, okay, cool, babe, sure whatever.

456
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 16: Yeah, And so he goes into the other room to

457
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 16: you know, like finish making coffee and everything, and that's

458
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 16: when the drum goes over the pool, but there's like

459
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 16: someone in it, and I'm like, wait, what this looks

460
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 16: like weird?

461
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 18: What's going on here?

462
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 16: So like I zoomed in and there's two people in

463
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 16: like the floating in the.

464
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 17: Pool, right, the pink flamingo floating.

465
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 16: And then I zumed in even more and it's him

466
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 16: and another woman.

467
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: He wasn't just really showing her the house.

468
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're not playing Marco polo.

469
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 16: I'm guessing No, so I found out that's like where

470
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 16: he brought his side piece.

471
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 10: Oh like, no, this is as pre enacting of what

472
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 10: your life will be like kissing.

473
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, shuck that footage before he published it.

474
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 18: He definitely did not apparently.

475
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, Sandra, I'm sorry that happened to you. We're gonna

476
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 8: keep going, Tommy, tell us how you busted your significant other.

477
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 11: All right, So my girlfriend really got into playing pickleball.

478
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, a lot of people are.

479
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 11: Yeah. So, like she was going like multiple times a week,

480
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 11: and there was this one time where like she had

481
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 11: this big tournament that she told me about. I wanted

482
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 11: to come, and she said she didn't want me to

483
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 11: come because she wasn't very good, Like you would.

484
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 1: Love her less if she was bad at pickleball.

485
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 11: I show up anyway.

486
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm going to support her whether she.

487
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 14: Wants it or not.

488
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 8: I like it.

489
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 11: Well, I show up, and like I see signs everywhere

490
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 11: that it's a couple's tournament.

491
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 2: I mean being in a pickleball couple just means you

492
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: have a partner, doesn't mean that you're making.

493
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: Out with that.

494
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 8: They would call it a doubles tournament if it was

495
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,640
Speaker 8: like two people couples is like romantic insinuation.

496
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 5: I didn't know.

497
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't know the difference.

498
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 8: There's a difference if you look it up online.

499
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: Is that is that what they call it? Love and tennis?

500
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a different type of pickleball that they're playing.

501
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 11: But yeah, no, I look way over the farthest courts

502
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 11: away and there's my girlfriend with an old old.

503
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 2: Guy just playing right Like, I still think that they're

504
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 2: just playing.

505
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 11: And at first that's all I thought. I was like, Okay,

506
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 11: oh yeah, well, I mean, you gotta play with somebody, right,

507
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 11: But like at every point, she's kissing him on the

508
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 11: list and he spanks her with his paddle.

509
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 8: Oh well, saucy old guy, those are actually official pickleball rules.

510
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 8: When you get to the highest level, every point ends

511
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 8: in a kiss.

512
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 11: And the worst part was that I had to watch

513
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 11: because I was right at the beginning. And turns out

514
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 11: she was actually pretty good at it too.

515
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 8: Oh no, that's a lot of kissing for every point.

516
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 5: You're like, Okay, kissing's not cool, but you guys got this.

517
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 9: Taste it.

518
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, what a horrible way to find out.

519
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: Man.

520
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 11: That's the worst was more pickle Yeah, We've got time.

521
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,719
Speaker 8: For one more. Let's go to tony An. Tell us

522
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 8: how you busted your significant other.

523
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 19: So this is embarrassing, but I was one who got caught.

524
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 17: Sorry.

525
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, we.

526
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: Don't get people tell it on themselves. I know they

527
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 2: were in a pickleball tournament.

528
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is brave of you to come on and

529
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 8: share your cheating story. What happened?

530
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 19: No, it's kind of a funny story, though, he thinks

531
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 19: of this.

532
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 18: Yeah, well I was.

533
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 19: I was maybe twenty one. It was a while ago,

534
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 19: and my friends wanted to have fun girls nights. So

535
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 19: we went to this bar and this guy who was

536
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 19: in his thirties. He was chatting me up. We're both

537
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 19: a little tipsy. We're flirting and laughing, and he invited

538
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 19: me to go to the bathroom, and uh.

539
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like form intry, only pick up the high

540
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: class guys.

541
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,959
Speaker 19: Old he did actually invite me, Like.

542
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: Happens?

543
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 8: Oh god, what happened?

544
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 19: So, you know, we're doing stuff in there, and here

545
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 19: the door burst open and his wife walks in looking

546
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 19: for him.

547
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

548
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 19: It turns out that they had gone to the bar

549
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 19: with a bunch of their friends to celebrate their five

550
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 19: year anniversary.

551
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 5: And you had no idea.

552
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 19: No idea, I would never have now.

553
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 8: Oh god, yeah, are you still with him now?

554
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 14: What?

555
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 19: Oh no, No, I got right out of there.

556
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 7: I don't know.

557
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 8: It could be the weirdest meet cute you've ever heard of.

558
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: Those club bathroom hookups.

559
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 5: Never they always laugh.

560
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 8: I really got to stop doing that seven eight five

561
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 8: nine too. If you have a funny story about how

562
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 8: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the

563
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 8: next edition of Busted.

564
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 14: Your phone taps coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

565
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 8: Normally, when someone visits their grandma, their retirement home, that's

566
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 8: a good thing.

567
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, that's so sweet.

568
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 8: Unless you have a sister who likes playing pranks on you. Yeah,

569
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 8: that's what happened today. One of our listeners told us

570
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 8: her sister went to check in on granny the other day.

571
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 8: So we're gonna do the natural thing and call from

572
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 8: a made up security firm and accuser of stealing from

573
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 8: ninety year old man.

574
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 9: And if you think that's as far as we're gonna

575
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 9: take it, you'd be dead wrong. That's right.

576
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 8: I'm gonna bust out the lie detector too, just so

577
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 8: we can get to the bottom of this in your phone.

578
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 9: Tap right now.

579
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 18: Twenty Hello.

580
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 8: Hi is this Kristin yanks Hi.

581
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 6: This is Kristin yank Hi.

582
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 9: My name is Hank Redford.

583
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 8: I'm with the alis He Assisted Living Investigation.

584
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 14: Squad a ALIS.

585
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 8: We received a call from your grandma recently, Miss Terry.

586
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 18: I'm sorry, is something wrong?

587
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 8: Well, physically she's okay, but she's a little bit distraught

588
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 8: because we work in connection with the facility that she's

589
00:27:55,920 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 8: living in currently. And she claims that you visited her

590
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 8: four days ago and when you left, you stole a

591
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 8: book from her.

592
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 17: I'm sorry, I stole a book from my grandmother.

593
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 8: That's what I said. The book's titled The Sweetness at

594
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 8: the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley.

595
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 16: So so I I look, you had.

596
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 8: A loss for worse.

597
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 17: See, my grandmother has a lot of recipe books, like

598
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 17: she doesn't cook anymore.

599
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 18: But I was looking through like just as we were chatting.

600
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 18: But I didn't take anything. Okay, this is just a misunderstanding.

601
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 8: I guess whatever you want to call it, If you

602
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 8: could just hand the book back over.

603
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 17: It's not excuse me, it's not what I want to

604
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 17: call it.

605
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 14: It is what happened.

606
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 9: So you're sticking to your story.

607
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 6: Then I'm sticking to the truth.

608
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 8: Well, we can confirm whether or not that's the truth

609
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 8: by doing a quick over the phone lie detector test.

610
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 17: Right now, over the phone, my detector test, you know what,

611
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 17: I'm happy to take because I did not steal anything.

612
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 9: I don't sc Let's just get right into the lie

613
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 9: detector test.

614
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 18: So this is really extreme and I've never heard of

615
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 18: anything like this, But.

616
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 8: Let's just okay, let's leave the opinions aside. Question one,

617
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 8: are you now or have you ever used your grandmother's

618
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 8: identity to get discounts on cheese and liquor at your

619
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 8: local grocery store.

620
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 17: Absolutely not, Okay, that was clearly a lie cheese and liquor.

621
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 18: I mean, what are you curious?

622
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 2: Like?

623
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 18: Who do you think I am? What type of questions?

624
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 3: Who does my grandma think I am?

625
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 8: I can't answer that. That's the conversation you need to

626
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 8: have with your grandma. But question two, have you ever

627
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 8: watched and enjoyed the reality TV show Jersey Shore?

628
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 10: No?

629
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: Okay, oh I do not.

630
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 16: I've never even seen that jump.

631
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 8: Everything terrible sou Again, the machine can tell when you're

632
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 8: giving dishonest answers.

633
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 18: I have no idea what's going on here. This seems

634
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 18: like some kind of joke, and.

635
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 9: This is not a joke.

636
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 8: This is a serious investigation that we're conducting to see

637
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 8: if you're stealing from your grandmother.

638
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 17: What are these ridiculous questions like I just I am

639
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 17: flustered and overwhelmed. Just ask me about the book and

640
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 17: the reason why you called me to begin with.

641
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 8: I don't understand, and let's just have it your way.

642
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 8: How often do you steal books from your grandmother's living space?

643
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 6: Never? I never steal.

644
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 9: You want to try again, I've never steal.

645
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 8: Maybe like when I was a kid.

646
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 7: I never.

647
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 8: Okay, you're gonna break my line detector machine if you

648
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 8: keep shouting lies.

649
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 14: What lying?

650
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,719
Speaker 18: I don't understand what is happening.

651
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 8: I will give you one more chance here, Kristen, have

652
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 8: you ever been prank called on the radio before?

653
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 6: I don't know.

654
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 14: I don't.

655
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 8: The answer is yes, you have, because that's what's happening

656
00:30:59,480 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 8: right now.

657
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 18: What I don't understand.

658
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 8: Your sister Melissa set you up for a prank call.

659
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 8: You're on the radio right now. Yeah. She listens to

660
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,959
Speaker 8: our show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and

661
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 8: she asked us to do a phone tap on you.

662
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 9: So it's all a joke.

663
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 8: Don't worry.

664
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 19: It's hilarious though, see how it's not hilarious.

665
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 9: This is an average to low level prank at best.

666
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 9: Oh wow, no buzz for that.

667
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 14: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

668
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 14: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the.

669
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 8: Saying goes, love is in the eye of the beholder,

670
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 8: meaning what alexis.

671
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't know.

672
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: Maybe you have sunglasses on. It makes someone look better.

673
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, okay, sure, that's one way to take it.

674
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 8: Another way to take it is that what works romantically

675
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 8: for some people may totally not work for other people.

676
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 3: That was what I was saying, Yeah, sunglasses on.

677
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 8: Sure, But that was definitely the case in today's call.

678
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 9: Because the kiss.

679
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 8: That happened at the end of the night, depending on

680
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 8: who you ask, is either the cutest, most spontaneous thing

681
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 8: ever or the cringiest, most awkward interaction of all time.

682
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: That middle ground, either that's what I appreciate.

683
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 8: Not when you hear it, you can decide when you

684
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 8: find out what happened in your brand new second date

685
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 8: update right after this second date update, Brooke, I want

686
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 8: you to think about the best date that you've ever

687
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 8: been on.

688
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 9: I know it's probably not with your.

689
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: Husband nobody you're expected it would be.

690
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 8: But what's the thing that happened that made you say

691
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 8: this date tops them all?

692
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 5: That's a big question.

693
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: It's just the person I'm with, Like I come, you're.

694
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 10: Talking about yourself again, the fireworks, or like the the

695
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 10: chef made me a seven hundred dollars snail.

696
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 9: The three way kiss at the end.

697
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 8: That's it. Okay, Yeah, that makes sense. One of our

698
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 8: listeners emailed the show saying his most recent date easily

699
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 8: ranks number one all time easily, and I'm just assuming

700
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 8: he's been on more than one otherwise that statement really

701
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 8: doesn't say much. Let's talk to Chris about it. Chris,

702
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 8: Welcome to the show Man. How you doing.

703
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, thanks for taking my call. I really appreciate it.

704
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're putting a lot of pressure on this

705
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: first date.

706
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, you have been on more than one date in

707
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 8: your life, right, Yes.

708
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 6: No, I've been on a lot of dates in the

709
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 6: last few years, and honestly, none of them really hit

710
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 6: at all. Like I didn't feel like there was any connection.

711
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 6: But this last girl, Kendra, it was like the date

712
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 6: of a lifetime.

713
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: Okay, are you.

714
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 10: Saying that because of Kendra or because of the activity

715
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 10: in the environment.

716
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 6: I think it was a combination of the entire The

717
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 6: hunterire night was kind of great. You'll see, You'll see

718
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 6: by the end our dating.

719
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: Lives will look paltry in comparison.

720
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, let's get right into it. Tell us

721
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 8: where'd you meet Kendra?

722
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 6: Okay? So I bought her flowers? We went to a restaurant.

723
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 8: Question that I asked her.

724
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 9: You're really eager to tell us, and I appreciate that.

725
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 15: But.

726
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: Maybe so excited about this story.

727
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 8: Where where did you meet her?

728
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 17: Oh?

729
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 6: We met online?

730
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: There understand why that was a confusing question.

731
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, I see.

732
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 9: And now where did you two meet at a restaurant?

733
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 8: It sounds like at a restaurant.

734
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 5: I'm glad you let them.

735
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 6: He bought her flowers, Okay, And I bought her flowers,

736
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 6: which is an important part of the story because she

737
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 6: was so shocked by the guy, because no guys buy

738
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 6: flowers anymore, That's what she said to me.

739
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: At least, Oh, no guys buy flowers.

740
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 9: Well, they are pretty expensive.

741
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 10: I've got in trouble, like the girls like flowers, and

742
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 10: that is a good.

743
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 9: Point, Alexis.

744
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 8: I mean, what did Kendra do with the flowers after

745
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 8: you gave them to her?

746
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 6: Well, that was part of the story. The server even

747
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 6: complimented the flowers. But when when the server complimented the flowers,

748
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 6: she offered to let the server put flowers on everyone's tables.

749
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 8: Nice, So she accepted your gift and immediately gave it

750
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 8: away to the rector.

751
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 6: Okay, which when you say it like that, it doesn't

752
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 6: sound so good. But it was really nice to watch

753
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 6: that happen. And I'll see other people happy with these flowers.

754
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 6: It was a really nice moment.

755
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you bought everyone flowers well in the restaurant.

756
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 9: It is a really good move.

757
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 8: Though. I feel like it looks good in her eyes,

758
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 8: and I assume it must have led to some good conversation,

759
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 8: to some good moments.

760
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 6: It really did. In fact, I'd say it got a

761
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 6: little cheesy and so good that I got myself a

762
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 6: little vulnerable, you know what I mean?

763
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 8: Oh, hants came off that quickly like that?

764
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: Did you say I cried? Is that what you just said?

765
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 6: But didn't cry? But I'm sort of as a twenty

766
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 6: six year old. I gave up on meeting anybody at

767
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 6: this point.

768
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: So twenty six isn't that old?

769
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 6: Just so you know, she's twenty nine, and she said

770
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 6: she was going through similar stuff, so it was like

771
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 6: we kind of hit on the same subjects.

772
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 8: Wow, what happened At the end of the night.

773
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 6: We went back to her place? We walked to her place.

774
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 6: She didn't live that far from the restaurant, so it

775
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 6: was really nice romantic walk.

776
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: Did you hold hands?

777
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 6: We held pinkies?

778
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 5: That's even better.

779
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 8: I don't know.

780
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 9: That's the friend finger.

781
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, you have a friend finger.

782
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the one you do pinky promises with your friends.

783
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you were going so I thought he was.

784
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 8: Anyway, did you uh after the pinky hole thing?

785
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 9: Did you get a kiss?

786
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 6: So it was kind of a funny situation. She lives

787
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 6: in a community that has a wall around it, and

788
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 6: you have to it's not easy to get into, you.

789
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,479
Speaker 8: Know, biodome or a prison or some sort.

790
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: I think it's just an apartment with a gate, is

791
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: what it means. Wins are pretty common.

792
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 5: Okay, I like bio prison.

793
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 8: I'm not familiar, but okay, I get it there's a gate.

794
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 6: So there's a gate and she didn't have her key, so.

795
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 5: You're locked out.

796
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 8: Or maybe it's a move that she's pulling where she's like, oh,

797
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 8: I can't find my keys.

798
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: She was, what happened? Do you need me to strip

799
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: search myself.

800
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 5: There?

801
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 8: Maybe I was more like, maybe we should go back

802
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 8: to your place instead.

803
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 9: Maybe that's what I think.

804
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: She need to pull a move to go back to

805
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 3: a guy.

806
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm standing naked.

807
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 11: It.

808
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: Part of the book.

809
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 9: States, so, so what happened, Chris?

810
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 6: I know this sounds ridiculous, but so I decided to

811
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,479
Speaker 6: jump the gate so.

812
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: You can open it on the other side window.

813
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 11: Yeah.

814
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had to climb it and pull myself up

815
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 6: over it. As I'm pulling myself up over it, I

816
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 6: get stuck. My pants get stuck on it, and I

817
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 6: get done. I'm hanging upside down, no.

818
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 5: Spiky fences, right, Yes, what did she do?

819
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 14: Well?

820
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 6: She kissed me? What man?

821
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 5: Kiss upside down?

822
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 9: Upside down.

823
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 8: Man?

824
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: And she kissed you.

825
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 6: I was just as shocked as you were.

826
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: Wow, I guess she likes her mobile vulnerable.

827
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 5: I can get him.

828
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 9: Did you like it?

829
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 14: Like?

830
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 9: Was that awkward?

831
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 6: Or was it Oh no, it was a nice it's

832
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 6: a very nice romantic moment. But it's been a couple

833
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 6: of days since that happened. We texted for a couple

834
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 6: of days, and then since then she hasn't gotten back

835
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 6: to me.

836
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 8: Maybe you're a Yeah, it can be confusing because usually

837
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 8: you put your tongue this way, but when you're upside down,

838
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 8: he needs to go that way.

839
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: We found another man suspended on a fence.

840
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 9: And yeah, maybe that's her thing.

841
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 5: Some guy working on the phone lines.

842
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 8: Okay, well we're gonna we're gonna come back. We'll call

843
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 8: Kendra for you and try to get you your next

844
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 8: most romantic date. Ever.

845
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 9: When we get you, let's not get crazy.

846
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 8: We'll do it with your second date update.

847
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 11: Next.

848
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 9: Second date update.

849
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 8: If you're just joining us, we've basically got the real

850
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 8: life Peter Parker on the phone received the rare coveted

851
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 8: upside down kiss during his date with Kendra.

852
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: You didn't see the sequel where the Spider Man gott Okay.

853
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're still in the Tobey Maguire universe.

854
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: Toby would totally get his pants stuck on a.

855
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, because it happened after Chris fell while scaling the

856
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 8: security gate outside of Kendra's apartment, as you do a

857
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 8: lot of.

858
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 5: Dates, and those are hard to climb.

859
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, but pants got caught when he fell, and it

860
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 8: was there in that embarrassing moment when animal instinct took

861
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 8: over and Kendra walked right up to him and smooched

862
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 8: him in the face, Which is such a.

863
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: Good sign because that really could have been an ick

864
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: moment for her. Yeah, you know, and obviously she thought

865
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: it was.

866
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 8: Adorable, So no wonder Chris is describing it as his

867
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 8: best date ever. But weird that she's not texting him

868
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 8: back since she's the one who initiated that moment.

869
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: You know, we never asked, Chris, did she ever get

870
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 2: back into her apartment, because maybe that's why she hasn't responded.

871
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 9: That's a good point.

872
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody came by a few minutes later and let

873
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 6: her in.

874
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I guess I didn't even think about just

875
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: waiting until somebody else showed up.

876
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 8: We're gonna call Kendra. We'll see if she picks up.

877
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: And God, I hope this works out for you. I mean,

878
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 2: there's so much pressure on this one. Yeah, you know,

879
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: it's like his best date he's ever been on.

880
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 8: Well, I felt pretty relaxed until you said that. Now

881
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 8: all of a sudden, I'm stressed.

882
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 9: Out for no reason.

883
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 1: Don't screw it up, jeff Oh.

884
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 9: God, Okay, here we go.

885
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 15: Then, Hello, Hey is this Kendra?

886
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 1: Yes, she said, who is this?

887
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 8: Sorry, Kendrick. Yeah, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke

888
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 8: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

889
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 18: How many? How many of you are there?

890
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 9: Too many?

891
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a whole show, Kendra.

892
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 11: Okay, all right.

893
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 8: So we're reaching out to you because one of our

894
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 8: listeners has asked us to get a hold of you,

895
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 8: a guy that you went on a date with recently

896
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 8: named Chris.

897
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah.

898
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 8: So this is all part of a segment we do

899
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 8: call the Second Date Update, where we're trying to figure

900
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 8: out if there's a reason you have stopped texting him

901
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 8: after the date.

902
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 17: I mean obviously, yeah.

903
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 8: Obviously the reason should be obvious.

904
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 17: No, no, no, just like it's obvious that yes, I

905
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 17: have a reason.

906
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, we just want to know because we spoke

907
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 8: to Chris and he told us about your date and

908
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 8: it sounded actually much better than we ever thought it

909
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,240
Speaker 8: could have been given the circumstances.

910
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'd love to hear your side of the story.

911
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 17: Yeah, okay, it was a good date. Like, it was

912
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 17: a really good date, honestly, so cute.

913
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

914
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 17: I mean I wouldn't have kissed him at the end

915
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 17: of it if it was a bad date.

916
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 8: That's where you and Brook differed.

917
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: But he told us about that first kiss, like that

918
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 2: was crazy, the upside down one.

919
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean, when you have a movie moment, you

920
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 17: have to take it right.

921
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 2: Oh you felt like it was that magical too, like

922
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 2: it really was a movie moment.

923
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 17: Well, yeah, it was a spider Man kiss.

924
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, that's the first thing we jumped to as well.

925
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 8: Well yeah, if that's the case, then why after your

926
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 8: movie moment aren't you calling Chris back?

927
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 17: Well, I mean, I don't really know what he told

928
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 17: you besides that we kiss.

929
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 8: I mean that was the majority we know that. You

930
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 8: guys went to a restaurant.

931
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 2: He told us about the flowers that he brought you flowers,

932
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 2: and you guys passed.

933
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: Him out among the other table.

934
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 8: He immediately gave his gift away.

935
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 17: Oh yes, I didn't think he would mind.

936
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: So it was really sweet.

937
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 17: Oh okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, here's the thing. Chris

938
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 17: is great, but he lied to me, and I mean

939
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 17: he lied about something pretty big, and I.

940
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 5: Think big, like what like his name or something?

941
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean no, oh, it's not his name.

942
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 17: He said that he was twenty six, and he's like,

943
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 17: forty two is what?

944
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 6: Yeah? Again, wait a second. You had a good time.

945
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 6: I had a good time. Why does it matter what anybody?

946
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 8: Okay, way, Chris, that doesn't sound good, Kendrick. You didn't

947
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 8: know this, but Chris has been listening on the other line,

948
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 8: maybe hearing it.

949
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, my god, that because I'm forty two. But that's off.

950
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: Wait you are forty two, Chris. You told us that

951
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: you were twenty six.

952
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm kidding, bro.

953
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 6: But age doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how old I am. Again,

954
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 6: we had a good.

955
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 18: Fun flying about it, so it doesn't matter.

956
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 6: Why do you lie? That's only thirteen years different?

957
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, that is wild so long and Chris, if

958
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 8: age isn't important, then why did you lie about it?

959
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 6: Because she wouldn't have gone out with me if I

960
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 6: said I was forty two, I had.

961
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 2: Of course, when I was in my twenties, I wouldn't

962
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: date somebody into four either.

963
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, it happens in Hollywood all the time. Men and

964
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 6: women are older than the significant others.

965
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 8: Actually normal, a lot of healthy relationships in holiday.

966
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 2: Gaps, and it's people having the information to make that choice.

967
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: Right, So she you lied to her?

968
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, Kendri, what are your thoughts on this?

969
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 17: I mean, here's the thing, Like, I'm not entirely truthful

970
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 17: my age on the apps either. What wait, I say

971
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 17: that I'm twenty nine, but I'm actually thirty one.

972
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 6: But that's not like a wait a second, wait a second,

973
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 6: you lie about your age online? That's dishoting.

974
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 1: Okay, farcastic. You don't really have a leg to stand

975
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: on what I think he's being sarcastic. You're being sarcastic, right, No,

976
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: it's the same.

977
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 6: A lie is a lie, whether it's twenty nine or

978
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 6: forty two.

979
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 2: So you're not upset that she lied about her age

980
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 2: because you lied about yours.

981
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 6: I'm upset that she's upset about me lying about my

982
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 6: age if she lies about hers.

983
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 8: Somehow, you think, no matter what it is, the lies

984
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 8: should cancel out and you should be on even playing field.

985
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, a lie should stancel out of lie.

986
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'm kind of messed up that you like.

987
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 18: No, here's my thing. It's like when people are like

988
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 18: looking for.

989
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 17: People who they want to date and they go to

990
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 17: my age bracket. They're looking for people between thirty and forty,

991
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 17: and I don't want the people like I'd rather use

992
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 17: someone who's a little bit younger.

993
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 2: So you aged out of the age bracket you're interested in,

994
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:24,959
Speaker 2: is the.

995
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 18: Problem, Yes, but not by sixteen years.

996
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: It's thirteen. Yeah, it's sixteen.

997
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 18: He doesn't know how to do math. It's literally sixteen.

998
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 8: But he's doing the same exact thing that you're doing.

999
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 8: He's lying about his age to open up his options

1000
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 8: the same way that you.

1001
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 18: Are, but he's opening it too far.

1002
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I mean I don't think where she's doing

1003
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 2: is right, but I can see her points, like, you

1004
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: have a generation gap between somebody, Well, I guess you're

1005
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: thirty one now, so now you're only eleven years apart

1006
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 2: in age, So now it's not as.

1007
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 6: Billions of years old. What's the difference between thirteen years.

1008
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: I can't tell who side I'm on him.

1009
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, and technically the age gap is just eleven years now.

1010
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I just said, But I.

1011
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 9: Wasn't listening to you, Brooke, because you're older. I have

1012
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 9: my cutoff at age thirty five.

1013
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 8: So alexis, if you have anything to say, feel free

1014
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 8: to jump in.

1015
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm so confused.

1016
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 10: My question is when you kissed him, did you know

1017
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 10: he was forty by then?

1018
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 2: I had suspicions.

1019
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 18: I mean, I knew he wasn't twenty six.

1020
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 8: But that means you guys.

1021
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 10: Got along so well, even you were bending your rules

1022
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 10: a little in your right exactly, I.

1023
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 18: Wasn't bending my rules eleven years.

1024
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 5: No, you're right, you.

1025
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 10: Are right, But I'm just saying at a point you

1026
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 10: came to a conclusion almost and.

1027
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 2: You still I think Jose's ones something you both can

1028
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 2: you get over?

1029
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 15: This?

1030
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: Is that that's really the question is not.

1031
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 10: The only problem, because if you guys just get along great,

1032
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 10: Just a big lie about who you are is that it?

1033
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 8: Well, there is the same That age is just a number.

1034
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 8: It shouldn't matter if the connection is real, and if

1035
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 8: that connection is true, we'd like to offer to send

1036
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 8: you to on another date, and we would pay for it.

1037
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 6: That would be nice. I like when people pay for

1038
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 6: my dates. I do it. I'm down, yeah, cheap.

1039
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 8: Cheap, old man, I see waiting for that senior discount.

1040
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 8: But Kendra, we will pay for it. It's up to you.

1041
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 17: Look, if we would have met organically and had the

1042
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 17: connection we had, then I might have been able to

1043
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 17: forgive that he's forty two. But the lying is it's

1044
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 17: just gonna bother me.

1045
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 8: Your lies don't bother That's right, But.

1046
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:40,479
Speaker 18: You're no, My life is fine.

1047
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 8: Lies, you know, Chris, I'm sorry, man, it was the

1048
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 8: best state of his entire life.

1049
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 6: Well, if that's it, guys, I'm gonna let him know

1050
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 6: the truth that I'm not actually forty two, I'm forty six.

1051
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: What No, you're not?

1052
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1053
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 18: Is that what you wore the baseball hat backwards on

1054
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 18: our date?

1055
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 4: Like you're literally a dad And that's why he couldn't

1056
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 4: get over the fence.

1057
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 9: No wonder he knows who Toby maguire is done. It's

1058
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 9: rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1059
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 8: Man. I know this happens all the time on the

1060
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 8: dating apps now, where people lie about their age. But

1061
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 8: I don't know if I'm ever gonna understand the thinking

1062
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 8: behind it, because at some point the truth about your

1063
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 8: real age is gonna come out.

1064
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1065
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's like one of those things where you

1066
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 2: feel like you'll just be so connected by then it

1067
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: won't matter.

1068
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1069
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 2: I don't think that that's ever true. A lie always matters,

1070
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 2: but yeah, because.

1071
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 8: Eventually you're gonna have to explain why your high school

1072
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 8: graduation photo has a watermark that says Sears Portrait Studio

1073
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 8: in nineteen eighty six, and everyone's gonna be confused.

1074
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 10: I thought it was bold that he tried to play

1075
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 10: off that he was younger than her.

1076
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just like, hey, I'm thirty two, or like

1077
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 5: I'm a few years older. He's three years younger than her.

1078
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: He's overcome years different. All I need to know is

1079
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: what filter he's on his photos. I don't need it

1080
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: for personal use, I swear. Yeah, it's just a curiosity.

1081
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 8: Okay. So just to be clear, we're not saying don't lie.

1082
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 8: We're just saying lie smarter. Okay, to do that, Jeff.

1083
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 1: We're saying, don't lie.

1084
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 8: Believable.

1085
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 9: Okay.

1086
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 8: If you want some help with your dating life, lies

1087
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 8: or not, email the show. We'll call that person who's

1088
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 8: not calling you back and go find out all of

1089
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 8: our second dates. They're up online wherever you get your

1090
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 8: podcasts to.

1091
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 14: Search Brooke, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1092
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 8: If you do an Internet search right now for the

1093
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 8: funniest novelty items to purchase, you'll find things like the

1094
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 8: yodling pickle not like that and the burrito blanket. Oh yeah,

1095
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 8: big blanket designed to look like a giant tortilla. Up

1096
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 8: your animals in them, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1097
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 8: But every once in a while, one of these joke

1098
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 8: gifts sells so well that other companies start saying, huh,

1099
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 8: maybe we should manufacture that for real. And that just

1100
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 8: happened with bacon flavored dryer sheets.

1101
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 1: Wait, they're actually for a while, let's spit it out.

1102
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 8: It's a product that was already being made as a

1103
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 8: gag gift, but the company Benton, who's known for their

1104
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 8: smokehouse items, thought we could actually do it a lot better,

1105
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 8: and so they started making them. They're calling them smoke sheets,

1106
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 8: where they take regular organic cotton dryer sheets and hang

1107
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 8: them up in their bacon house for two full days

1108
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 8: to absorb the scent of bacon and apple war.

1109
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 2: Can you imagine like crawling into clean sheets, taking a

1110
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: big wi and you just feel like you're in a

1111
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 2: frying pan.

1112
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 9: It sounds actually kind of nice.

1113
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh, b I woke.

1114
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 5: Up to bacon sheet. That's a nice sense.

1115
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,479
Speaker 1: This is like whatever the opposite a fresh linen scent.

1116
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 8: Their CEO said, We've had so many customers over the

1117
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 8: years tell us that they love smelling our fresh cut bacon.

1118
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 8: Why not infuse it directly into your clothes.

1119
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 10: Oh imagine all is going on a run and your

1120
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 10: feet start to sweat and you smell like bacon.

1121
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: It just feels like it's going to give you a rash.

1122
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,919
Speaker 8: Or a set of ten bacon flavored dryer sheets will

1123
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 8: cost you seventy five dollars, a pretty.

1124
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 9: Steep price town.

1125
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 2: No, it's a rich scent on top of all of this,

1126
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 2: the actual bacon.

1127
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 8: Or if you want to do it the brook Fox way,

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Speaker 8: when you're ready to do your laundry, just dump a

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00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 8: cup of cooked bacon bits into your dryer. It'll come

1130
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 8: out a little bit greasy, but same yummy effects and

1131
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 8: you have.

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00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 5: The liquid only one the bacon grease works there.

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00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 8: Now I'm hungry, just in time for laser stories coming

1134
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 8: up next. It's the radio segment that just invented a

1135
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 8: gift for the dad who has everything The lawn Moji,

1136
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 8: an automated lawnmower that cuts grass in the shape of

1137
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 8: your favorite emoji. Yes, if you want to show your

1138
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 8: neighbors a shrug or a cheeky face pom, just hit

1139
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 8: that button and let lawn Moji do its thing. Thanks

1140
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 8: to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1141
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 8: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1142
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 8: we've got a laser. Those are the grassholes. Just don't

1143
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 8: This first laser story is out of the Yahoo Wahoo

1144
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 8: State My favorite One Florida, seventy two year old man

1145
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 8: named Samuel Thomas called nine one one the other day

1146
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 8: because he claims someone was shooting an AR fifteen rifle

1147
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 8: in the roadway.

1148
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a normal morning in Florida.

1149
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 14: God.

1150
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 8: Well, when cops showed up, they only saw a family

1151
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 8: barbecue happening at that residence with small children at play.

1152
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 5: Oh.

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00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 8: Also, several other neighbors reported no shooting had been taking

1154
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 8: place at all.

1155
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: So did he not get invited? And he's mad? Is

1156
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:03,959
Speaker 1: that what's going on?

1157
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 8: Well, after hearing from a few more bystanders, the officers

1158
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 8: did some quick research and found Samuel had called nine

1159
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 8: one one three thousand, four hundred times this year alone.

1160
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, rest they had to look into that.

1161
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: You don't automatically get flagged.

1162
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, well with thousand and one, so the flag just

1163
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 8: right on that threshold. Sixteen thousand calls he made within

1164
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 8: the last five years.

1165
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: The operators know his voice. Yeah.

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00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 8: This particular neighbor said that Samuel has called nine one

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00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 8: one on them over six hundred times this year because

1168
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 8: of their barbecue. Sam has accused them of narcotic sales,

1169
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 8: firearms usage, and suspicious activity all.

1170
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Speaker 5: On silver lining.

1171
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 10: I would love to be those neighbors, because now the

1172
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 10: cops do not believe.

1173
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 5: This guy time, So you want to they're not gonna

1174
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 5: go look.

1175
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're just trying to grill some cheeseburgers.

1176
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 8: Makes me like you're saying, it's unclear why police haven't

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Speaker 8: cut him off from calling.

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00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's changed, tim Like it's actually like you can't

1179
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 2: lie to nine to one one like that is actually

1180
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 2: a least.

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00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 5: Crime and it's our tax dollars.

1182
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, but he has been busted for other crimes before, No,

1183
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 8: and so far none of those has been for misusing

1184
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,720
Speaker 8: the nine one one system.

1185
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 2: Someone take his cell phone away or change nine one

1186
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 2: one like you do with your exes.

1187
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 8: It says, do not, Let's go to your next laser

1188
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 8: story out of Ohio. For some people, there's nothing more

1189
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 8: thrilling than riding a roller coaster.

1190
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 5: Scary.

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00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, now you can experience that while also enjoying the

1192
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 8: excitement of eating cicadas. I say that because there's an

1193
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 8: amusement part called King's Island in southwestern Ohio.

1194
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 9: They've been dealing with masses of.

1195
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 8: Kadas which have made their way to the surface for

1196
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 8: the next few weeks.

1197
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 9: The swarms are so dense.

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00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 8: People are being warned to keep their mouths sealed shut

1199
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 8: while riding the roller coasters at King's Island or you

1200
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 8: could get a mouthful.

1201
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 15: Teeth.

1202
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 14: You know.

1203
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: They had to warn people after it kept happening too.

1204
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1205
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 8: People are posting videos of it on TikTok, and others

1206
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 8: are proudly sharing ride photos of people in their group

1207
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 8: with their mouths firmly closed as instruction.

1208
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 2: Come on, if you're going to flex on social media,

1209
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 2: you need to get one down the throat.

1210
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 3: You know you can.

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00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, No matter what though, with that rule in place,

1212
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Speaker 8: right now, it is the quietest theme park in all

1213
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Speaker 8: of America.

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00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: No streams from any roller coasters.

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00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 8: Everybody closed mouth scream right now.

1216
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: Scary.

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00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 2: It's crazy because even though they're not in your mouth,

1218
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 2: they're probably still hitting your face.

1219
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 1: Okay, your eyes got those two?

1220
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 8: Oh my god, this next Lazer story is out of

1221
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,879
Speaker 8: food News. You would ketch up on eggs? And are

1222
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 8: you sick of being persecuted for it?

1223
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,240
Speaker 5: Okay?

1224
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 14: Hold on?

1225
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 10: The only time I do is when I crave it,

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00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 10: like once a year because my mom used.

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Speaker 9: To do it.

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Speaker 8: Well, if you do, Hines has your back. I bet

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00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 8: they and we know this because they're trying to normalize

1230
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 8: it with a new ad campaign that claims ketchup on

1231
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 8: eggs or even on your bacon is perfectly acceptable.

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00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: What is heacon?

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00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 7: No?

1234
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 2: I mean hot sauce, but not ketchup syrup on your

1235
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: bacon is amazing.

1236
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 10: So good?

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00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 8: Well, Hines partnered with one hundred different waffle houses all

1238
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 8: around the country to change the labels on their bottles

1239
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 8: to say breakfast ketchup. That works exact same product. It's

1240
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 8: just the label, isn't it.

1241
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 10: I would buy that thinking what's this new ketchup?

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00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 2: I guarantee there's people sitting down being like ooh, this

1243
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 2: one tastes different.

1244
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like this better than regular ketchup.

1245
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 8: Around fifty diners across the US will also have limited

1246
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 8: edition bottles like maple syrup. Hines claims one in four

1247
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 8: people actually use Ketchup on their breakfast, but it should

1248
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 8: be even more. They say, people could stop being embarrassed

1249
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 8: by it.

1250
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 9: It's not low class.

1251
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 8: Quote Ketchup at breakfast should be the norm, not the exception.

1252
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 10: I just thought, ye, hash Browns is a little dollar

1253
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 10: on the hash Browns.

1254
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 5: Maybe you just got to backfire.

1255
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 3: Kids now though, are going to be like I'll only

1256
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 3: eat breakfast Ketchup.

1257
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:25,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1258
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 8: And Starbucks coming out with their Ketchup coffee. Yeah, ketch Yeah.

1259
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 1: Only ice.

1260
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 3: To breakfast.

1261
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: It's just like a bloody Mary. Just's exciting.

1262
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, all the worst parts.

1263
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 8: God his next laser stories out of lunch break love ness.

1264
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 8: In the past year, you may have heard some employers

1265
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 8: are trying to spruce up their workplaces, maybe offering free

1266
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 8: parking or free food to sweeten the deal to get

1267
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 8: people to stop working from home.

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00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 8: Well, one study found there's a surprising thing gen z

1270
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 8: wants at work, something no one's really thinking about, and

1271
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 8: it could actually boost performance and get more people back

1272
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 8: in the office.

1273
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

1274
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 8: In a new poll, forty gen Z say they would

1275
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 8: appreciate more spaces to become intimate with their coworkers. Alexis

1276
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 8: is nodding her head and found.

1277
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 3: I don't think that's it.

1278
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 5: Gen Z.

1279
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: The generation that's like not doing it like, that's the like,

1280
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: that's the studies.

1281
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 8: They're like, because there's no safe space to do it

1282
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 8: at work.

1283
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 9: That's why.

1284
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 2: Do they care about cleaning the sheets or anything in

1285
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 2: between these.

1286
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 5: Or is this a pot? Is this like a stand

1287
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 5: up situation?

1288
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 11: They don't.

1289
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 9: They don't specify.

1290
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 8: They just want a space designated for intimate activities with coworking.

1291
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 2: I mean, we have a wellness room that was used

1292
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 2: when I had to, you know, pump some babies problems.

1293
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 4: We don't have hot coworkers, brook, Yeah.

1294
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 8: Excuse me. Thirty eight percent say they'd like to have

1295
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 8: a private space for hookups and solo play during the workday.

1296
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,919
Speaker 2: Well I have then does that mean that somebody could

1297
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 2: have already hooked up in our wellness room?

1298
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 8: You know for sure that's happened.

1299
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 7: You know you were there.

1300
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 8: But they love that so that they could quote take

1301
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 8: a break alone or with a co worker overall of

1302
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 8: gen Z or say, if they got action in the office,

1303
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 8: their work life balance would be a whole lot better

1304
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 8: and it would improve their overall mood.

1305
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and then it never goes south. There's never

1306
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 2: any drama with workplace romance.

1307
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: So you go to it gen z.

1308
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine catching another co drama.

1309
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: Oh, it's all drama.

1310
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1311
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: Exist.

1312
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 8: I know one person who wholeheartedly supports their argument.

1313
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: I bet that's this guy. He doesn't care about having

1314
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: private dad.

1315
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 8: That's the sound of him back at his nine to

1316
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 8: five helping customers at foot locker. A let him do

1317
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 8: a thing and then you can try on that pair

1318
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 8: of Adidas And that sound means Laser Stories has come

1319
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 8: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

1320
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 8: same time on Friday.

1321
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1322
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 8: Today begins the summer of Brook, sob shit. Hold on,

1323
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 8: because here's the thing. Brook is currently on an eighteen

1324
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 8: game win streak. Her all time record is fifty four

1325
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 8: straight victory setback in twenty fourteen. Right, I've done the

1326
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 8: math on this, and Brook can beat that mark this summer.

1327
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 8: If she keeps on winning, cannot lose a game she

1328
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 8: will pass it on August ninth.

1329
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 7: Write down.

1330
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 9: It's a national Wait.

1331
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 8: Actually, wait wait, August ninth is a Saturday. Okay, so

1332
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 8: I've done my math wrong. Okay, maybe I included the weekends, maybe.

1333
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: Holiday and the holidays. I mean there's fourth of July.

1334
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, maybe sometime in October or November. You will

1335
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,959
Speaker 8: possibly beat your old mark, as long as.

1336
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: You don't lose one time doesn't feels good.

1337
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 9: It felt good for a second.

1338
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 8: But someone who's coming on the show looking to end

1339
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 8: your streak today is John the scientist.

1340
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 9: John, welcome to s OB Thanks.

1341
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 6: I love a good SOB.

1342
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:35,919
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1343
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: What kind of scientists are you?

1344
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 20: John erwic in cancer research?

1345
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: John? The only answer to that was mad, followed by

1346
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: an evil laugh.

1347
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 20: I don't do a very good.

1348
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: It sounds like you actually do really good work for

1349
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: the world, So thank you. John.

1350
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 5: Sounds of a mad scientist a stable scientist.

1351
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: It's boring.

1352
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, guy, that's John in a nutshell. So Brook's gonna

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Speaker 8: leave the studios. We can get to the game. Here

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Speaker 8: thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions

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Speaker 8: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say past.

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01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 8: But you have to be broke out right. If you

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Speaker 8: want to win? Are you ready?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, good luck? Your time starts now. Beatles star Paul

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01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 8: McCartney celebrates a birthday today, turning eighty three.

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01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 9: What instrument is he best known for playing?

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01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 14: Guitar?

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01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 9: What artist sings the famous song Sweet Caroline.

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01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 8: Oh My God? James Taylor at a university? What is

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01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 8: the title of the person who oversees all academic policies

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01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 8: and faculty? Who is the main villain in the movie

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01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 8: Little Mermaid?

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01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 20: Uh Ariel or not Ariel?

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01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 8: In an orchestra? What is the official title of a

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01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 8: trombone player? Trombonis Brook's gonna come back into the studio?

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Speaker 8: And an interesting thing about John This summer, he says

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Speaker 8: he's going to be playing in an ultimate There is

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Speaker 8: the national championship against sixteen teams competing, and he thinks

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Speaker 8: they can take it all if his team stays healthy.

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Speaker 8: What does that mean?

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Speaker 9: Stay healthy? It's frisbee, right.

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Speaker 20: But we're all over forty Oh it is okay, bending

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01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 20: over the wrong way, it's gonna throw out your back.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Now, I see the what's your team name, John?

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Speaker 20: It's Colocala.

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01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 1: Is that like a scientist thing?

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01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 20: No, it's a it's actually a defunct ferry from the Northwest. Basically,

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01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 20: it's like a rusted out haull of a ship where

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Speaker 20: it was.

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Speaker 8: For a while, rust rust it out, whole of a ship.

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01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 8: Strikes fear into the opponent's eyes. That's for sure.

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01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 5: Let's go rusty hole.

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01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 9: Sink sink, sink, sink. Very intimidating.

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Speaker 1: John sunk.

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Speaker 8: I'm scared. Okay, so brook it now it's your turn.

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Speaker 8: Are you ready?

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01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 15: Yes?

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01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Beatles star Paul McCartney sell rates

1394
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 8: a birthday today, turning eighty three.

1395
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 9: What instrument is he.

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01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 8: Best known for playing the bass? What artist sings the

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01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 8: famous song Sweet Caroline.

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01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 1: Sweet Caroline.

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Speaker 9: Diamond at a university?

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01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 8: What's the title of the person who oversees all academic

1401
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 8: policies and faculty provost? Who is the main villain in

1402
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 8: the movie A Little Mermaid?

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01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: Uh Ursula?

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01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 8: In an orchestra? What is the official title of a

1405
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 8: trombone player?

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01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: Trombonists?

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Speaker 14: Aw?

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01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: What did you think it was?

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01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 14: Oh?

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01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: No, fun there, I just didn't even cross my mind.

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Speaker 8: Let's get on over the scoreboard to see how you

1412
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 8: did with Jose.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, we shuck again. John you got three correct today.

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01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:52,919
Speaker 15: Pretty good.

1415
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 5: I know you're pretty competitive there here rock same amount

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01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 5: questions and for.

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01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 8: I'm sorry. John Brooks streak continues in the march toward

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01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 8: fifty four in a row. Let's go over to the

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01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 8: answers for everybody. Beatles star Paul McCartney celebrates a birthday.

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01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 8: He's best known for playing the bass guitar night he

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01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 8: was in the Beatles. Although he does play guitar, bass

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01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 8: was his main instrument.

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01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 5: If we didn't give it to him, so lost.

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01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 8: The artist who sang Sweet Caroline is Neil Diamond. At

1425
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 8: a university, the title of the person who oversees all

1426
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 8: academic policies and faculty would be the dean of the school.

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01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 8: The main villain in Little Mermaid is Ursula, and in

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Speaker 8: an orchestra, the trombone player is known as the Trumbonus.

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Speaker 8: Just missed an opportunity there, so John, it was not

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01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 8: enough to beat brook today, But just for playing, we

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01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 8: are going to give you two tickets to le May's

1432
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 8: Car Museum and a prize pack from Rev Up Energy.

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01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 9: Don't wake up rev Up.

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01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, you better not be waking up over there.

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Speaker 6: Great?

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01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:02,640
Speaker 1: Thanks this, well, hey, good luck on your big tourney, John, Yeah, dude.

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Speaker 8: Thanks, Stay healthy man, and come back to play again soon.

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01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 8: We're gonna do wind brooks Bock same time

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Speaker 14: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.